holodem edish
>>203380294Spainmong kys
>>203380466I'm not spaino
Yeah this is THE thread
>>203382456Why are you here?
>>203382034Fuck off spainmong
diddy party
funny poo
hello if you have any questions aboutchristanityi will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>203382771give me a vacaroo i want to practise my American accent
Puff Daddy party
where did these twitchthot simps and vtuber cunts come from
if it's hip, it's here
>>203382250cual es la *puts an english accent* "source"?
>>203380294NON ANIME THREAD>>203383936>>203383936>>203383936
anime
why did britain free the slaves ladsnot saying we should still have them of course but it doesn't seem like we did it for any sensible reasonand then to commit lots of boats to patrolling the seas to make sure no one else gets up to any slavery eitherwhat was THAT all about
>>203384034sling your hook
>never mind the buzzcocks on sky max
>>203384014Unironically 99% this cunt >>203384021>>203382034He needs euthanising.
>this cunt actually spends money/time on a vpn or configuring a vps to run a vpn just so he can spam the same images over and over againwhat the fuck, I'm a fucked cunt in life and even I don't get it.
>>203382634for the laughs mostly. why do you post on /brit/?
>>203384045Christianity unironically. Cost us a shitload of GDP and what thanks do we get?
>>203383874Vstrom 650. Very spacious. Lots of torque. What route would you take?
>>203384039luv em x
>>203384090WeightHeightWife statusTampon status
>>203384108mmhmm aint nun likkle whiteboy cud do x
>>203384083I mean why would you choose to be in the UK when you are from NZ? grim
>>203384124Nowt wrong with that just a normal picture
how do you approach women at the gym, lads?
Grim hoursGoodbye
Now THAT's a post
>>203384131>why would you prefer to be from a better place
>>203384162I don'tI have a girlfriend already
>>203384162i don'tthe gym is for exercising not dating
Adam killed another thread so im off
>>203384131I love living in England. NZ is shit mate.
>>203384108>Deaths outnumber births>Almost all oldies are white>Half if we're being generous births are white
the book is the weekendthe baby is youthe mother is toilstein
from the screento the ringto the pento the king
>>203384124
got the eggs ongot the coffee brewedgot belgium filtered
>>203384091I'd let a futa supergirl use my holes assuming it wouldn't kill me of course
This is me
ok but we’re all thinking the same thing right?
>>203384221luckily all the darkies use contraception so the government's attempt at making slavery again has totally failed
>>203384225Nonce
nth for the baddiedem
listening to "snake" by r kellyabsolute banger
>>203384225reminds me of nephewberg, love that lil fella
>>203384239lookin good
Nearly 500 migrants arrive in UK in nine small boats as perilous Channel crossings continueNine small boats made it to the UK on Saturday despite four fatalities last weekend – including a two-year-old child
>>203384162I say excuse me can you wipe that fake tan, make up and sweat off the machine please
fucking hell this is what left wing politics looks like in america
the darts? ona clue? gained
>>203384263>didn't use makeup on her arm0/10 attempt
>>203384271is he a little crybaby too?
>>203384289get them housed mate
You didn't have it large this weekend, did you?
>>203384289i hope their batons are gettin slurped on by some leng tings right now x
already a bit too drunk for a sunday lads ngl
>>203384289get them wanked mate
There's 50 men in your bedOh, that's what I said that you'd getI'd sit and pick you themBut then, then again, it's your headThat's what you said that you getSo now won't you get with your setBecause when I sit and pick you menWell, then, once again, it's your head
really wish i was rich and lived in japan
>>203384238>that wand
Check my youtube out https://www.youtube.com/@Leroy51522/videos
>>203384300translated into english "jews with fake businesses will get 50k"
reckon I'll start a business, anyone got any business ideas?
>>203384325he crys he shits he eats, not necessarily in that order
>>203384336was getting too drunk so i went to bed
enjoy reading the same posts every day me
>>203384377Also describes Adam
>>203384347were*bloody spaz
empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
>>203384381bit early though you could have a couple more drinks
>>203384376shazam but for bird song
>>203384300Yanks actually invest in things
>>203384321nah bruv
>>203384376BIPOC medicinal weed café
>>203384376employing people to do manual laout but pay them way under market rate, as in not at all and whip them if they dont comply
>>203384411would love to harm you
Japan
>>203384336aren't u exhausted from drinking from beibng pissed fri and sat?
>>203384289dont forget the legal immigrants.illegals can’t get any benefits or work anywhere until their asylum applications are processed
Interior designer came back with some designs and they are awful. A horrid orb motif used throughout the whole place that for some reason my gf loves. I've not really made my opinion known but if it were up to me I'd just email back with just a link to our initial moodboard we sent over since she basically hasn't captured what we're going for at all.
>>203384376go into disaster zones and steal scrap metal
Ah, demoralisation is it?
>>203384436america did this
>>203384417its been done massive hit with the boomer market as well really the dev must have made a mintthe plant recognition one too
>>203384406no difference
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
>>203384430i would do this unironically
>>203384461We need to bring back funMake fun cool again
>>203384436whats a pc way of saying i hate black people
>>203384377kids these days, they got no gritback in the day i laughed while shitting myselfclean it up, mummynot my problemgo to work daddy, i won't feed myself
Shazam but for The Birdie Song
>>203384467corrrrrrrr tats
any /wnba/ man in?
>>203384289>Nine small boats made it to the UK on Saturday despite four fatalities last weekend – including a two-year-old childFake news just like this story
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
Evening shaggers how are we? x
ai slop should be a bannable offence
>>203384448>illegals can’t get any benefits or work anywherethey can in prison and even illegal migrants get a full medical check
>>203384516>>203384512wow, so funny and epic!!
>>203384508no caitlin clark no dimes
>>203384492"i have a 7 inch cock"
>>203384492Just say you hate crime
>>203384508>Hdmi 3Grim mate
>>203384508you are probably the only person in teh whole of hte uk watching that
>>203384441I got blackou t drunk friday as standard but had a meal wit hteh gf's family last night so behaved but thought Id start early today with the football starting at 5 and i'm already a bit too pissed
I have come to inform you that I am making this post.
>>203384516its been 2 weeks, 2 days, and 6 hours since my willy has been in a vagina. going out of my fucking mind.
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
>Young Sheldon finale is on E4 right nowFIVE MONTHS behind American TV?FIVE MONTHS?How do people live like that in the age of streaming services?
>>203384336You have all these rules, and you think they’ll save you…
>>203384493Think I've seen this film before
>>203384555you didnt need to, those triples speak for themselves
>>203384516>>203384512>Spaino is the same person as the Belgi-ack
>>203384566Who is watching Young Sheldon?
>>203384493which party is the elephant? bloody love heffalumps me
got the colouring book asmr on
>>203384563FONT
Japan has fallen...
>>203384566>E4not thought about that channel in a while
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
>>203384574It's been in cinemas since 1963 so that might be why
just fingering my arse lads don't mind me
>>203384566even the 30 second advert I saw earlier was absolutely dire who is watching that shite
>>203384225babies are so stupid man
>>203384205Do you have a mullet?
>drinking every weekendEnjoy your fatty liver disease at 38
wowhttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronem/country/BE/
>>203384651MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
>>203384587How so?
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
>>203384376coffee shop with lo fi music, cats, fidget toys and metal puzzles
>>203384669what a boring twat you are
Clean shaven.Always.
favourite episode of Young Sheldon is when Sheldon meets up with the Sinaloa cartel boss and poisons his entire crew
you can fit so many beds in the gherkin and house a few hundred cronem in it
twink timmy cock is cute desu. it tickles my vulva in ways a bbc could never
>>203384599I have it on from time to time. Love a bit of mind rot tv
>>203384681If the gherkin is an exclusive club where women shag black men, why would Timmy want to enter? Timmy doesn't want to shag black men. You haven't thought this one through
gary barlow
Need to stop being degen
is this /brit/?
>>203384686honestly always wanted to run a comfy cafe
>>203384669drinking every day has been british culture for centuries. it's not until vegetable oils were added to everything that fatty liver disease became widespread
sunday hangover all day horniness
>>203384658the book was over, he was sad about it, he let it showthere's nothing stupid about showing how you feel
Just finished me teaWaiting for me pudding x
SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
>>203384376I have two food truck ideas; first is a truck that serves all manner of stuffed buns, all the prep can be done easily in a kitchen and for the truck all you need to worry about is assembly/ cooking. The second is a toast themed truck that serves all manner of toast because who doesn't love a good piece of toast? I also have minorly funny names for them but I'm still work-shopping them.
bit bored lads. might make some sopranos webms x
>>203384686I'd scare away the customers
Super proud of myself for being such a good girl recently. Joined the gym, ahead with uni work and studying regularly and sorting out some of my junk. Very happy girlie :p
>>203384737The sex would be amazing she'd be the type of bitch to have a knife at your throat when you wake up in the morning
fut champs is so hard this year. 6 wins both weekends so far
>>203384724to physically stop his wife from shagging cronem
love trains me
>>203384784do one where fat tony cries to his therapist like a bitch and then acts hard to his half-retard kids
I should work alternate quarters. January to March I'll work. April, May, June - no work. July to September, fine I'll work. October, November, December... nuh uh that's my comfy autumn/Halloween/Christmas time. Not working. May tweak this so I get summer off too.
>>203384697Drinking is boring and if you can only find life interesting with drinking you're boring
>>203384797>pes became efootballUWNwonder if it still has master league
>Temperatures to rise significantly across parts of UK this week corr yeah alright
>>203384665not anymore but i did growing up
>>203384794you sure?
>>203384821didnt meadow go to Colombia?
>>203384789I want to goon with you on discord or ventrilo
hahah yeh the cronem and that
>>203384846thank fuck>>203384833based
>>203384319when katy see di durag wearing goons x
Ketamine permanently cured my depressionMade life a blessing and made me feel grateful and stoked for even things you don’t think about like 3 meals a day and running water
>>203384838eafc is shit but problem is efootball is worse and nobody can afford the licenses to come in and make a decent game
>>203384747>every dayactual alcoholicgo to rehab
>>203384855No
Not much going on is there?
>>203384833You’re a boring twat if you find drinking boring ngl, it’s one of the best little pleasures of life. Not saying you have to be pissed constantly but if you can’t enjoy drinking I feel bad for you
>>203384856yea after mob money greased the application office
>>203384877how often you take it for that effect?
>>203384900nah, fancy blowing up some buildings?
>go to rehabalri actual imillionaire
timmy headquarters at 22 Bishopsgate
>>203384883seems like FM is going the same way with the 25 version coming out no earlier than march next year
Thinking about having a few drinks tonight TBF guys. Just a few shots of вoдкa.
>>203384889drinking everyday doesn't mean getting pissed everyday
all nice and well but some last minute activations are taking place right niw lads x
British businesses are shit. They're always a middle aged woman reselling wholesale shit.
Reminder that if you have so much as signed up for a newsletter for UKIP or Reform UK, Hope Not Hate have your personal details.https://x.com/Towler/status/1845473554655043836
>>203384971you don't like kizza?
>>203384905>uhhhhh uhbunga not being able to function properly while wrecking my body so funnnnn xdActual troglodyte
>>203384909twice first time just took it and felt drunksecond time i took lines and fully tripped out, then gradually noticed an increase in happiness in all areas of my life
>>203384949you can fit so many timmies in there to toil all day long mmhmm
>>203384889neek
recent message history>phone bill auto pay received>uber eats order confirmation>electric bill auto pay received>two factor security password>mom
Survive the Jive you in mate? I have a question about my Haplogroup
Genuinely shit thread, do some good posts or I'm going to /sp/
they got el chudo
>>203384993oh no
>tranime edition>schoolgirlpaedo here (and janny doing nothing - as per)>gyaldemfreak here tooVERY unpleasant thread
>>203385049loved him on the chase
>>203385008Drinking occasionally doesn’t wreck your body you Muslim gimp lmfao
>>203385016it will wear off
>>203385016blessed lad finna get some ket now x
>>203385061looks like alex horne's about to drop a lesnaresque F5
[M4F] 42 Israeli Jewish, into the charm and beauty of Black, Latina and Asian women
A PooemPooOh PooTo pooCharlie bit my finger
just hung up a new painting on me wall x
>>203385084umm just take it again?
>>203384993why do they want my personal details anyways
cronems wank each other off while timmies get sucked by black girls
>>203385084been months now studies show it increases neuroplasticity
>>203385141hang yourself up, nonce
Listening to vaccine skepticism podcasts
>>203384971lots of great british businesses actually
>>203384108mad how youre under suspicion if you so much as mention this change, even if you do it completely neutrally
mad how women become significantly more attractive when they wear fewer clothes
>>203385179mmhmm of which 2 i support rite dere x
>>203385141Sorry mate, that was out of order. Does it look nice?
as a single man it would be cool to hang a noose from the ceiling as decoration . a real political statement to any guests
>>203384833>Drinking is boringnot really>if you can only find life interesting with drinkingdont think i said that, did i?
>>203384971Yeah apart from ARM who are designing the semiconductors that the world runs on and Deloitte who are dealing with the nitty gritty for some of the most important corporations in the world oh and Deliveroo who are fuelling the dreamers behind the next wave of British Enterprise during late night hackathon coding sessions but yeah you've got a point.
>>203385180It's not happening but it's good that it is and it's the punishment you deserve even though it's a good thing that isn't happening
it's so coldneed to get changed into something warmer
>>203385174Pretty much every podcast nowadays. Swear Joe Rogan bangs on about the vaxx in every episode he releases now
>>203385201ancient hindu symbols too, to show youre spiritual an that
this you?
>>203385228get a robe like me
might get a dutch gf, she won't be allowed to speak dutch in my presence, vile language.
>>203385029
>>203385248call it a housecoat me
>>203385248what kind of robe hun - like a wizards robe? x
>>203385174what u learning my g?>>203385182kinda true desu there are girls i didn't look twice at until isaw em in a crop top then im like actually you're alright
might have a ciggy
Why does Spain have such a big porn industry
>>203385248alri diddy
people think im pathetic for living with my parents at 40 but if i lived on my own i'd be dead already. so really have to ask them what would they prefer
>>203385235can remember when he used to be mildly interesting and not a typical rightoid gimp
also since i took had a slight increase in feminine things like luxury pillows and creams and blankets. bizzare. became more into things like rings and watches when before i didn’t give a fuck
>>203385226yeah the far right fascist Tories almost doubled immigration as punishment for...colonialism
>>203385254she'll teach your son dutch so he can't speak to youDUTCHED
Smoking currently
>>203385153i had the same with shrooms. it wore off>>203385145ended up taking shrooms about 30 times. got bored in the end.
Limmy on the edgeLimmy on the ropesLimmy on the brink
>>203385291do they?
>>203385291first im hearing about this
>>203385291not sure don't know anything about that
listening to nick drake because i'm a special sensitive boy
>>203385305there was a bodybuilder who got addicted to ayahuasca and became zestygot into the old women with willards in south east asia as well
To /brit/Merry christmas and a happy new yearLove fromBrian, Lynn and Daniel xxx
>>203385382mayo ppl moment
>>203385299Yeah it’s honestly grim what a boring twat he’s become over the years.
>>203384762it lush i mean lush
>>203385371cello song for me
>>203385337How so?
>>203385339>>203385354>>203385362Yeah they do
>>203385401ssris done a number on this sweet creative soul
>>203385382still straight and attracted to women it’s just made me slightly more effeminate the lying on luxury blankets and wanting a spa effeminate not mincy poofter with a lisp and waving his hands about
>>203385382>old women with willards in south east asiamad world we live in
>>203385401state of that hair. its like brown smoke
>>203385371I am entering my Sensitive Young Man era
central cee and lil durk linked up!
>>203385401State of it
limmy should make another limmy's show instead of streamingthat was actually funny
>>203385450nowt wrong with enjoying the little p;easures in life our kid x
>>203385288love smoking, me
>>203385466the cronem
>>203385473The BBC don’t want to employ him anymore lol
>>203385466>chicago bearsKWAB
>>203385473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGOeTr2Ghgchristmas coming soon
>>203385473he's lost his sparkdoesn't have the BBC execs reining him in to make his show watchable
>>203385419Lynn is shagging another bloke but Limmy still lives with her
>>203385487going to trim my nails and have a glass of wine now like a big gay boy xx
Limmy? Never funny.
>>203385529feel like this is a malicious and unfounded rumour
>>203385473he’s like 50 and a miserable old cunt he’s lost itonce it’s gone it’s gone
>>203385561She tweeted about it and he confirmed it
>>203385529He probably likes that arrangement
for me, it's fiji
good episode of millionaire that was
might kick in the paki shop door and take some crisps and chocolate
>>203385578Imageboard not an unfounded rumour board
>>203385523Kino moment if he ever stood a chance of winning
It's nice to hear you say "hello"And "how are things with you?I love you"But very soon it's time to goAn office job to doWhile I'm here writing songs for you
>literally one single rule>it's broken every single series multiple times overoh my days
>>203385578Humiliation ritual right there
>>203385607reported this to gchq
You've got until the end of this thread to entertain me
>>203385535nice lad you should light a bit of incense too and get some ambient uplighting on x
Might become a furry
>>203385617>unfounded rumour boardso why does gossip guy post here
newberg>>203383936>>203383936>>203383936
>>203385633the fuck they gonna do?
Limond You HURT your fansWhy are you rude Limmy
>>203385659bit early
>>203385629whats this referring to
Slug.
>>203384737corrrrrrrrrr
