Khazarian milkers edition
>Israeli selling me phonesyeah sure, not falling for that one again
>>203382250I told you to never post again you fucking retard piece of shit. Oh sorry you probably can't even read because you're so fucking retarded.
Obsessed yanks going to go mental
Greatness always prevails.
diddy
remember lads, NEVER feed Mousey after midnight
might wear a shirt for my big software architecture presentation tomorrow
What the fuck is Jeff's problem anywaywhy can't he just fuck off
>>203382403go bigtie toomake sure clean shaven
Hate when the new is posted slightly early but not too early, never know whether to risk posting in it or not
doing a sex poo
South east asians love their low effort youtube slop
bit early thistad prematurelittle too soon
just backed up the /brit/ archive x
Popping in to Perekrestok for a few Chicken Kievs.
Gymcel sesh tonight
>>203382430Like a 330+ new myself
rorke out here with his orang-o-tang looking ass
hamas cronem thugged out in balaclavas and body armor taking turns breaching Rachel’s tunnels
need to get a new mattress topper and protector
>>203382250cunt
evening
>>203382250She has big boobs.
>>203382467I'll top your mattress bby ;)
>>203382443AI jeet
ntth for the baddiedem
Why do we all hate the Ethiop now?
Jeff is a disgusting repulsive sack of pig shit.
>>203382429no - I am a free man and will not shackle my gullet or remove my cosmic antennae
>>203382511leftypol is mad at him because he supports israel
>>203382461Rachel served in the idf and can defend herself
>>203382511Just Londonpaki seething as usual
Weight statusHeight statusWifeEmploymentSexuality
>>203382511Everything about him is stomach turning, repulsive, putrid, rancid, and grotesque. Range ban his whole gay country.
chillin with the cronem x
>>203382510I would rather wank to the right than the left
/brit/ stands with Israel
>>203382511just an annoying cunt desu
hello if you have any questions aboutchristanityi will try to answer them to the best of my ability
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Jeff is such a fucking faggot.It's actually unreal what a fucking gaylord he is.
>>203382609yeah?
>>203380294>>203380294>>203380294recycled non jf new
>>203382622morning adam
>>203382545rachel reserves her womb for the propagation of arabic speaking Islamic babies. She will allow herself to be the device by which the palestinian people receive justice inshallah
ALLOWED IN NONCE ISLAND
Jews want to set up a kosher wire around their borough in London
Low mood tonight.
>>203382511kike loving batttymong but Jeff's /brit/ furniture at this point, I prefer him here than /cum/
>>203382609why did it not spread to china?
put a gun to my head I couldn't solve a rubiks cube
>>203382568>pic>5'4>none>none>bloke
Hope he had a nice day
>>203382609will xtianity get me a gf
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
at the paki gf's placeshe's just tidying up, then we will have sex
>>203382545You are the biggest faggot I have ever seen.
>>203382683dont know
>>203382622>>203382660>>203382689of course they show up at exactly the same time
having a few tins, squeezing out what remains of the weekendgrim but peng
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>>203382568massivemidgetn/an/an/a
>>203382718greng as it were
>>203382729Are you here to compete with Jeff in the insufferable faggot competition?
>>203382657Evidence>Met lover when they were a minor>Became lover while they were working in a junior position under them>Brother is a convicted nonce>Second young quare lad working on the show commits suicide
>>203382675you look strongDL ORM?
>>203382622>>203382689>>203382660>>203382510>>203382570>Must be remembered>MUST BE REMEMBERED>I WILL BE BRIT LEGEND TROLL MASTER LIKE 190 ONE DAY
>>203382568>Weight statusfat>Height statustall>Wifenonexistent >Employmenti drive>Sexualitystraight
>>20338256890kg6'2Longterm girlfriendFull-time employed (£44k)Heterosexual although do wank to cocks
>>203382660DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
need some new pillows to
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>20338256860kg5'7incel never beeno n a datework for my parent'sstraight
what set adam off?
Fucked the sleep schedule up. Woke up an hour ago and I have toil at 9am.
waiting for the protogf who blocked me to read my message to her, cleverly assembled from song titles, in the 'potify 'laylist
>>203382660Sunday evenings thats normal for the employed
No reply from Moonpig with regards to bulk purchasing the Christmas images I've been generating on my Machine Learning cluster. No worries. Still got the Redbubble route. Also considering selling via Etsy and Fiverr.
>>203382792Carer forgot to change his nappy
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>203382568been waiting all my lifehi-tee to you too!think I'm a bit hairy for that mate ganifullyooze it
>>203382778It's not easy but you manage to be equally as much of a gay retard as Jeff. How do you do it?
>>203382698You need to relax. Please enjoy this Jewish Ethiopian songhttps://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM?si=xOk5Kcqi37nG0o2N
>>203382807toby
>>203382807found this post hilariously high iq, kys
>>203382778>>203382729>>203382689>>203382622>>203382824Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countriesAdvertising/Spamming/Flooding/Offtopic/Trolling
>>203382755>DL ORM?you what?
>>20338256888kg6'4None - never had a gfFull Time employed in tech (£48k per year)Straight - will fap to trans though
>>203382799You should be killed
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>203382796fuck toil off and get on the drugs life
>>203382839Don't tell me what to do. Fuck off.
Right lads, if I win £100k on this scratch card, I am NOT going to toil tomorrow
>>203382796get on the cans
heathermong
Spaki what a boring midwit Couldnt troll a bridge
SHE'S ONLY 18 YOU SICK FUCK
>>203382857Deadlift One Rep Max
>>203382796wtf are you doing lmao
>>203382861250kg deadlift ORM, I can't be killed
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>203382886based
>>203382870shut the fuck up
Jerking off feels better when I have a cold for some reason, and I can do it more often
Looks like I'm going to toil tomorrow
you are to be reassigned to sanitation duties
Spainmelty. I suppose toil looms. This is the death rattle for him.
>>203382886invest in land, in the metaverse
>>203382796had a massive bender a while ago that lasted from saturday night through to sunday afternoon, woke up on sunday evening and told toilberg i had the fluthere was not a mission i was going in mondaygrim as fuck
got no heating. window open. summer duvet. sleep naked. might be a bit chilly tonight.
>>203382946unbased
>>203382929get cancer
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>203382367it's so over
its obscene how much we're taxed. and for what? this country is fucking SHIT
>>203382916idk man. I slept though most of work last week so i'm in a bad spot. Might have to sleep again.Got actual work to be done though so bit of a tough one
>>203382913I have a 15 pound dumbbell
>>203382970>massive benderJeff's nickname
>James Cleverly was born on 4 September 1969 in Lewisham to James Philip and Evelyn Suna Cleverly. His English father worked as a surveyor and his Sierra Leonean mother worked as a midwife.Omds he's WMBF
>>203382796bro is FUCKED
>>203382989sort your life out you fucking freak
>>203382977not nice of you is it
>>203382986taxation is theftsimple as
>>203382970what did you get up to? how come u didn't get tired just line after line?
>>203382986see>>203382983
would brits be more accepting of migrants if they were all wee folk?
>>203382918I could kill you quite easily
the belgian flag is such a grim specimen
>>203382946Turn up early and bang on about how great it is to be in for another week. Always be in control
>>203382757Is spainers not 190? Is there actually evidence for that? I know he used to redditflag but he basically started as a namefag when 190 “left”
britain is genuinely over, we are ruled over by our former subjects who hate us.
>>203383008
might form some kind of cocoon out of blankets and cushions and hibernate for the winter
>>203382986housedfedwanked
Ahhhhhhh going to call in sick now so I can sleep in tomorrow. Is a headache the night before work a good enough reason for a day off? Pretty sure my manager is entirely checked out since we got acquired so I could potentially just not log on (WFH) without saying anything.
she *clap* is *clap* only *clap* twenty-nine years old rorke
every guy gets a share
grim how a woman can be telling you how much she wants your cock the one day and then two days later she has another lad's initials next to a heart in her instagram bio
>>203383029I don't want to be nice to you. I want you and Jeff to fuck off forever.
i'm going over to get an asian bird with a sideways fanny
>>203383043Only if we were allowed to chuck them about for a laughCaptcha: YMPYGM
>>203382986umm leave then?cant stand a moaner
>>203383111whos jeff
doing a read. getting blackpilled. existence is meaningless to me now
how many times do you reckon you've made someone here actually LOL with your posts?mine must be in the hundreds. like to think of myself as quite the comedian.
wrapping and labelling each individual log of poo out my arse in cling film and freezing them for future reference
>>203382973wish i was there x
>>203383125my name a jeff
alex salmond's wife was 18 years older than himwhat was he playing at?
>>203382730 >>203382730 >>203382730 early new
Making people laugh is peak cuck behaviour. They should be making you laugh.
>>203383154thnk you should come up with a cataloging formata pooey decimal system if you will
>>203383146I often start cracking up at my own gimmicks before I've even finished typing them out
good riddance prick
>>203383188kek good one lad x
>>203383185kek, silly lad
>>203383146dunno but ive made myself absolutely howl at my own posts numerous times
Any motorcycle enthusiasts in? What's a good bike for long distance travel (im small)
>>203383091I'm in this>https://www.amazon.co.uk/CityComfort-Hooded-Pyjamas-Men-Navy/dp/B085LNVV1Z/Wrapped in this>https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C8Z1DBGN/
love this sound, makes me want to kill myself but in a good way xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKTvU62HZA
>>203383207haha thanks hun x
can anyone do an american accent (in before yanks telling me they can) genuinely find it difficult to do one, south african is my go to forren english accent
>>203382578perona is the cutest but I dunno...>>203383008lmao
alex salmond started dating his wife when he was 19 and she was almost 40
>>203383212New or used? How much experience?
>>203383212Honda C90, just werks and is anime approved
>>203383234*starts sucking your knob* no worries mate x
>>203383236Thought mine was quite good but then I got a Yank gf and she said it wasn't
>>203382568>Weight status22 stone>Height status6'5">Wifebeen single over 2 months>EmploymentFull time, on $150k>SexualityHeterosexual, homoromantic
>>203383185unfunny person cope
>>203383185if they made you laugh it means you allowed them to penetrate your mind and influence your feelings, it's pretty gay
>>203383247smoked salmon
>>203383249you've been done loser >>203383008
>>203383212depends lad, most 600cc+ modern bikes will do it with a touring screen etcbig tourers are a con desu
>>203383259just do a really annoying whiney voice and asssume its a yank
(8) last night you said that you loved me was it just the drugs in your bloodstream (8)
pour a little salmond on him
>>203383197>“Well, whether it’s a referendum or not, I think Scotland will be independent in my lifetime.”
business idea: empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
anyone remember the queen
>>203383236I might be able to pull one off
>>203383185Laughing at other people's jokes is the cuckiest shit ever
>>203383258*writhes with pleasure* all good pal x
>>203383294condoning use of illegal substances are you diego?
glad the fat prick is dead and gone
got the new explaining computers onredundant for me of course i'm already a linux chad
>>203383236the best way to practice is to start with an imitation
>>203383316yes i amand i also think god is a made up lie lol
>>203383301not a fan of this image
buying band t-shirts so I can start seeming more interesting at the gym and in general after falling for the "avoid graphic t-shirts" reddit meme and looking like a soulless drone
>>203383306June Brown? Yeah gawd bless 'er
>>203383328DOT COM
>>203383235no ticket, JAIL
>>203383316what makes you say that?
>>203383301posted it again
when cronem bashing his big boy baton down katy's lil back and her phone screen light up its timmy wishing her good night mhhmmmmm x
>>203383341Yeah graphic tees are kino
Think about this photo all the time
>>203383341Just go out to live music stuff and get shirtsLocal bands too so you have a story to go with it
>>203383341get your mum to cut the sleeves off too thats a proper g move if youre hench
>>203383341cute girl said she liked my earth t shirt, I just kept moving, bit autismal really
>>203383214double wrapped in polyester? enjoy the cancer
>>203383372shhddd ain't that right
>>203383360nooooo
early 2000s chris tarrant millionaire is peak british gameshow
>>203383249New. Zero
>>203383306She EXISTED? I thought that was just some Mandela effect shit
>>203383360it's the CHAIR for you
geordie laforge
who are these retards with 100k+ in student loans
>>203383307>>203383332you also dont count, America lite
>>203383368Get used to it
>>203383341nothing wrong w/ graphic tee shirts imo
>>203383403>earth t shirtlove this band x>>203383384nice idea but unfortunately all of the music I like is almost always some American band>>203383388.. yh>>203383375too bad so many band shirts are a little cringe
mmhmm dem yung goons gettin dey last few strokes into katy rn
>>203383403
scouser laforge
>>203383257>>203383283Ty
>>203383483die
>>203383491this guy trooned out btw
>>203383341no graphic t shirts is a good rule for beginners thoughalmostall the worst dressed people you see will be wearing one lolfar better just to exclude that for people who have no fashion sense i will tell you though a band t shirt except to a gig is ubercringe and a fashion mistake
>>203383450>wy aaye mon warp crystals n such our pet up the toon
might get back into eastenders
>>203383491Listening to him talking about bigfoot
Earth?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPvneLb0Ihw&rco=1
>>203383513remember that time mizkif (her boyfriend) and his maya (mizkif's girlfriend at the time) covered up a rape?
>>203383243She nice
dem nike tech wearing hoodlums slap dey long tings real quick into katy
got a job interview at 9am tomorrow ladsdon't really want the jobdon't really want to be unemployed either thoughdon't really want to live if i'm honest
>>203383403contextif she stopped you on the street to say that and you just kept walking you are pure autismol mao
>>203383526too much lore
>>203383522hello fashionwanker care to impart any tips for shoes fashionwanker
any man in tried ed sheeran's hot sauce
>>203383552Do you think you're funny?
>>203383533Was pretty boring and not insightful Found his radio stuff kind of dull; he clearly doesn’t have much life experience to talk about stuff
the ick
>>203383341>"avoid graphic t-shirts" reddit memeyeah that got me too. then I started rocking a Balenciaga graphic tee in 2017 and wearing Tuscan Leather. suddenly people started to notice me and I was just like "huh".
>>203383582why does he have boris johnson eyes
Sunday tomorrow ladsbetter make the most of tonight before the loomening
rorke rocking this down the gym with the sleeves cut off going hard on the weighted dips triceps POPPING
>>203383433Use case? Are you a prospective commuter or weekend fun rider?
>>203383571high top trainers continue to be very in
have started applying to jobs im unqualified for so i can stay on the dole
>>203383565FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>203383589give me a secure LAN over a SLAG any day of the week
>>203383522yeah but nobody cares if you wear one casually really, no graphic t-shirts looks so boring and if its a solid coloured band t-shirt like black vs a plain black t-shirt, it looks pretty good. I've avoided them for years and years for no reason really, it's such shit conformist advice
>>203383582I have a bottle of it in the cupboard. The spice is underwhelming
>>203383644Thats the way lad
>>203383384Hate myself a little after ending up not going to one of the 'Keys concerts earlier this year :/I never plucked up the courage to buy a t shirt of a band or anything despite thinking about it for a couple of years.Rather just have random shit on a t shirt. Like "Pennsylvania Gas Company 1884"
>>203383589Yup, shows too much risk aversion. Which is bad.. for some reason.
>>203383607mein führer….the looming
>>203383636much appreciated fashionwanker
>A third of earth’s land mass is in the southern hemisphere>850 million people>Only jokes about Australians being upside downWhy does nobody make jokes about Brazilians or South Africans being upside down?
yes I WILL wear my joy division unknown pleasures shirtno I do NOT care what fashionwankers think
>>203383541remember hearing controversy but didn't pay much attention to it all
>>203383589tbf if you don't know your own wifi password it signals that you never have guests
>>203383636would love to get some black and white converse but they always look childish and permanent 2010 to me
>>203383589diplomatic way of saying geeky timmies LOL
>>203383665i look exactly like the guy on the right except without the money fame and talent
>>203383603except he doesn't you CRETIN
>>203383693they are not the humourous kind
>>203383698get closer ya nugget
>>203383589*pretend to be woman on twitter**just say something about politics or video games that i know will get attention*
>>203383665so this is rorke
>>203383717yeah you've just proved my pointthe heavy top eyelidwhat are they planning
His hair is Harlow goldHis lips sweet surpriseHis hands are never coldHe's got Boris Johnson eyes
>>203383589>>203383705who isnt on an unlimited data plan nowadays?
>>203383332give me a example and i will mimic
>>203383651what do you mean no one cares? sure no one cares what you wear at all but when i walk around and i see someone dressed particularly badly or particularly well there is slightly longer lingering on them>>203383707the ones with the star on the side? i've always hated them desu but you can get decent converse x collabs which are more interesting and not associated with 00s emos>>203383717desu they are close enough for you to be supporting him with this image
>>203383693the upside down thing seems to have more to do with them being at the polar opposite end of the earth from us more than just being in southern hemisphere
>>203383734UP's design works better on a shirt thougheverbeit
>>203383773i pay £6 a month on my contract and get 2gb
>>203383259any tips on acquiring a yank gf lad
need to go downstairs but i cant be arsed
>>203383773Only just got on one for mobile broadband
KEP
>>203383549yh
>>203383799>converse x collabthanks lad, just copped these converse x transformers crepshttps://www.converse.com/uk/en/shop/p/converse-by-you-x-transformers-chuck-taylor-all-star-unisex/A12797CFA24_decepticons_shield.html
>>203383773i'm on pay as you go due to my very fixed income
in this life, if you aint a smart fella youre ever the fart smella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DoP7JwBAoU
>>203383623I want to travel across country
>>203383833skill issue
>>203383842parents got people round?
>>203383866lol did you actually?
Very wholesome when zoomers collab with boomers on something.Millenials will never understand that connection.They live life in a basement resenting anyone who isnt them.
>>203383452private university and no financial aid and/or master's degrees, master's are the biggest scam going
>>203383842invest in a slide
i take my shoes off when i do deadlfts
Another thread almost over, containing nothing of note
>>203383887love decepticons me x
mmhmm... get the new one made
>>203383918contains these dubs you cunt
>>203383918What have we learned?
>>203383918All thanks to /brit/paedo
>taking fashion advice from diegoNGMI
RECYCLE>>203380294
>>203380294>>203380294>>203380294recycle at bump limit
>>203382977good yank post
New>>203383936
>>203383885no i live alone. ive not got round to replacing the fucked up cable on my upstairs laptop charger and my downstairs laptop charger is downstairs
>>203383918Yeah except for this post, where I got trips.
Oh my days you neeks are so fucking desperate
>>203383898good idea but ill still have to go downstairs now
>>203383676High risk aversion is extremely feminineIt should be her job to worry and your job to fix it, otherwise your default mode should be not giving a shit about all the gay technical details about stuff that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
>>203383790if there is someone you already can mimic start with that but if there's a person you want to sound like practice mimicking with them, I wanted to try an Irish accent and got better by mimicking Liam Neeson
>>203383891Blue and Elton John. Craig David and Sting
>>203383991not even close
