Washington Old Hall edition
petrificus totalus, accio underpants, engorgio, obliviate
poo smells lmao
>Washington Old Hall is a historic manor house in Washington, Tyne and Wear, England. It lies in the centre of Washington, being surrounded by other villages. The building was the ancestral home of the family of George Washington (1732–1799), the first president of the United StatesThe lad from the last thread doesn't know how lucky he is to have family escaping s*Nderland
goodbye my lover,goodbye my friend,you've been in my bum,you've been in my bum, and wee'd
>>203392885>poo smells
is it true what they're saying about that thing
All the runts rushing to post their dogshit zingers
>>203392900sometimes living in the US is depressing what with our high cost of living and inflation but it does seem a bit better than being stuck in some backwoods area in the country
the only ba'ath you need is a trip to bath, somerset, one of the great spa towns of europe
Enjoy or abuse, the choice is yourshttps://www.youtube.com/@Leroy51522
>Daredevil Brit influencer dies after falling from Spain's highest bridge
got the mayli facial abuse on
>>203392919What sort of name is Vem lmao
>>203392946is that you lad
Bath isn't really a spa town though is it. Nobody goes there for a spa holiday. It's all just tourist gawping at the faux-roman ruins and pisshead students puking up outside Subway.Horrible place.
>>203392962>>203392946that's sacked tranny
>>203392967it's not what it used to be
>>203392946this seasidemark's cousin or something?
>>203392952hopefully he influences spainnonce to do the same
might brush my teeth this week
The Berry Bros. & Rudd wine merchants in London, occupying the building that served as the legation of the Republic of Texas between 1842 and 1845
>>203392986disgusting rodent
ATTITUDEYOU GOT SOME FUCKIN ATTITUDEI CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SAY TO MEYOU GOT SOME ATTITUDE
epic rap battle: pooing vs wanking
>>203392962I am here
>>203392992
They all take money from Russia, or Peter Thiel>BAPRomanian>SaloCanadian-"Croat">RWASome other diasporanVast majority of shills on 4chan and Twitter are either not white or Eastern European diaspora who resent the countries they were raised in
wtf is a legation? is that like a delegation?
The Mayflower Steps in Plymouth
Erm, is that voice fucking Josie from Fishtank?https://youtu.be/Huep_vQn4v00BpMzudmlFif6KdZ&t=84
>>203393041Opposite of an armation
>>203393041Like an embassy, but less prestigious
>>203393052>>203393023>[Deleted]
stole so many trainers this weekend
>>203392960Reckon its the name of one of the bug bosses in AQ 40 of World Of Warcraft
>>203393061How
>>203393052>>203393023Second time lucky amirite?
>>203393059
>>203393077me and the missus
>>203392983
Oh my days he deleted it again
>>203393052Most people think mistakenly believe these are Roman ruins, but the vast majority is a 19th Century construction.Really only the bases of the pillars on the edge of the water in that pic are Roman.Still, it's a lovely building, the Victorians were truly the swansong of British culture - ingenuity, inventiveness, vision, all gone now.
>>203393102>>203393072>>203393059>>203393052>>203393023done him
you're just awful to me
>>203393088why are you posting your face on 4chan and depressing silent videos on youtube man
having a cup of tea to put me to sleep. Yeah it's counter-intuitive. I'm not your regular guy am I ladies? I'm a different breed.
thinking about the joker 2 rape scene
Smoking again
>>203393129Because nobody can stop me
find it funny how hollywood believes that fag rape is the solution to so called, problematic menamerican history x? get that nazi fag raped and he's curedjoker? get that mentally ill man fag raped and he's cured
What’s been deleted
>>203393139poofter
>>203392952wonder if it's Nightscape
Wow another homoerotic post from an american what a surprise
wish I could stop overthinking everything
what's going on outside
>>203393136also a sign of diabetes and other health conditions if you react to caffeine like that
i just drank some orange juice and i peed out all the sugar almost immediately. my body is in peak physical condition when it comes to removing toxins.
>>203393185....
>>203393226That doesn’t sound healthy
Miss colonizing a lot actually
want a mullet but dont want to look gay
pondering my top 5 pornstars
>>203393265just tell everyone you love The Chats
>>203393251the jews made him sleep with those kids
>>203393262Only thing you've ever colonised is the buffet fat boy
>>203393226Your body sounds like a retardAlso I want juice now
>>203393305Dopey bitch haha
>>203393283All-time>Shyla Stylez>Daphne Rosen>Rachel Milan>Emma Starr>DeauxmaNow>Melanie Marie>Angela White>Shrooms Q>Anna Ralphs>Luxury Girl
>>203393322daphne rosen only good pick
>>203393322don't like any of those
>>203393344These are the men who founded America.
>>203393344Average /brit/ user
>>203392879i am a fucking loser>started college at 20>hated it >gotta wait until august because of community college bullshit yeah so i will be 22 and starting trade school i am doing hvac because its pays well.
leftypol be like i need plant based proteinneekydon bruv
>>203393409trueno bigger lefty neek than hitler
>>203393322>Alexis Love>Ellie Eilish>Michelle Anthony>Rilee Marks
Interesting!
Imagining the sort of desperate thirsty gooner who knows pornstars by name
>>203393451i only watch amateur porn
Can’t believe the bodybuilding.com forums are gone lost like tears in the rain
>>203393451Sorry Mr Shagger, we can't all be having so much sex that you're having
>>203393470it's alright all you annoying closeted faggots moved here to spam your gay shite anyway
>>203393451i'm good at remembering names and datesknow the names and birthdays or every famous actor, singer, porno slag, artist, author, celebrity chef, monarch, president, prime minister, pope, the lot
>>203393450thinking of immigrating to the US
so many horses in our countries but no horse milk in the shops.
>>203393470Isn't this where the reviewbrah meme originated
>porn vid lists names of the whores>LOL HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THEIR NAMES LMAO
>>203393409alri yung filly
>>203393451you're on 4chan at 3am
>>203393535totally normal
>>20339353519th May, 1992
just woke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1a_5Hyzjks
Dad who's on 4chan at 3am?
>>203392879Is that George Washington's ancestral home?? I also happen to have an ancestral home in the Britun.
got a sore throught
we're all in here
>>203393604long necked freak
>>203393604boobies
playing sims3
playing with /brit/
>>203393647ooh la la
>>203393654play with this *unzips penis*
>>203393647hello literal woman
>>203392784the base game is free but all the DLCs (a lot of which are very important to me) add up to like $500, fuck that
Going to sleep soon
>>203393666o-oh its.. big.. with a rosey color.. mm
>>203393679going to have a cheeky bumwank before bed?
Responding to an hour old post energy
was just in a mad tizzy looking for my phone for over a minute before realising i was holding it in my hand the entire time
>>203393660>>203393672my fave is sims medieval but i've sunk about 3k hours into it and done everything i could possibly do i even modded sex aliens into it by myself
>>203393710get a job
>>203393719He's an astronaut mate
finna go out and get a kebab :3
>i even modded sex aliens into it by myself
snuff porn
>>203393710are you popular amongst sims modding ladies
Her poo is considered a delicacy in India.
we used to call them "mobile phones", yanks used to call them "cell phones", now we just both call them "phones"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LILwqcaKqI
>>203393769I call them smart phones
>>203393763And by proxy UK too.
>>203393769Umm honey they're called sumahos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8kxB5biOIRemembering the mid 2010s currently
Think I'd fit in well in FinlandI'm like a quarter Scandinavian and all Northwestern EuropeanIndividual as fuck and love to be alone in the foresthttps://youtu.be/Ui64XM_m0eg?si=1t_SPuvC9viVhUbQ
Another disgusting terrorist attack on Israel
>>203392577good lad!
Might post my song if the Aussie who posted his yesterday is in. Enjoyed it. Fell asleep before I could respond. Sorry lad.
Had 2 poos today
>>203393867When will people stop persecuting those poor Jews?
>>203393666Your penis has a zip?!?
>>203393867Need 40,000 more palis glassed this instant
>>203393946yours doesn't?!?!
>>203393938I don’t know but it makes me sick
imagine explaining to someone from the past that in the year 2024 there’d be North Koreans dying in fields in Eastern Europe
>>203393967Me too.Just thinking about people criticizing Jews just SICKENS me to the CORE
People in heaven be like>Mmm this is niceBut people in hell be like>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
>>203393985Just wait until you hear about the Mongols, brother
>>203393769No, we call them mobilesYou fool
>>203393998People in limbo be like:>*steel drum music plays*
>>203394027Haha
>>203394017good lad
4chan contrarians will claim they preferred typing this way
*tongue rolls out of mouth**salivates profusely*
>>203394062had a work blackberry me
might move to australia (to get free gyno surgery)
>>203394089Based. Had the 9600 and keyone
>>203394062Honestly all I miss about the 2000's was gaming hadnt reached the mainstream yet so it wasnt on the radar of investors who only care about money so games were allowed to be creative, explore certain concepts and were not flooded with propaganda.Also people on the internet actually knew how to interact like normal people.It feels like when you interact with someone on the internet these days in games its only because they are experiencing some kind of extremely volatile emotion and need an outlet for it.
>>203394062i genuinely did
>>203394062Literally no one ever said.
>>203394062Nokia 3310 was first phone.
would it be possible to get a job by the end of the month if I started to apply today
>>203394175See>>203394172
>>203394166Just letting you know I didn't read a word of this drivel
VHS was a shit format l'm glad its dead and have no nostalgia for it
>>203394218>It feels like when you interact with someone on the internet these days in games its only because they are experiencing some kind of extremely volatile emotion and need an outlet for it.
>>203394230Me pausing the VHS of the Titanic on the scene with Kate Winslets tits out for a wank and not remembering if I rewound it weeks later incase someone chooses to watch it
>>203393759yeah
>>203394230how is hmv still going? do people still buy dvds?
Doovde
DIE DEUTSCHE WOCHENSCHAU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5aITdUMADo
got the Rob Schneider's The Animal on vhs on
>>203393604why does she need two microphones?
>>203394418Didn’t ask
Right. Just lay down in bed. Had 6 glasses of water which SHOULD offset any potential hangover. Am feeling fairly sober so should be alright tomorrow guys.
>>203394185Maybe you should add "namefag on 4chan" to your resume and they'll snap you up
>>203393998>>203394027christians in heaven while their parents and children are in hell because they downloaded a torrent once:
>>203394494Grow a pair
Would you be willing to agree that Charles is an old bahstid, yes?
>>203394477that's why I'm announcing it
>>203394166the best thing about the 2000s is "the internet" was a completely different place from "the real world" and they barely interacted>>203394062t9en was shit i was so happy when swype came alongbut we also had to pay for text back then (i think it was like $0.10 to send, $0.05 to receive) so we didnt text as much
>>203394537He did that was the problem
>>203394562>the best thing about the 2000s is "the internet" was a completely different place from "the real world"Its the same shit today nothing on the internet is real its mostly propaganda used to warp your perception of what is real.>and they barely interactedThey interacted with people how a normal person would in real life, the characteristic difference is younger generations dont seem to understand the concpet or how to execute it because they were probably raised by an ipad instead of a person.
>>203394562>"the internet" was a completely different place from "the real world" and they barely interactedyeah strongly agree with thisa lot of bad things today are because of how intertwined they are
>>203394667>>203394657Ok boomers settle down Have a biscuit or something
>>203394338bonk accont details
>>203394683I bet your voice sounds kind of gay AND you cross your legs when you sit
>>203394310they sell over priced merch and Taylor Swift vinyl
Want her to squat over me and shit into my mouth.
Love that chicken from Popeyes mane
>>203394723would you suck a dick to eat her shit?
>>203394737
>>203394657There was a much stricter separation between the internet and real life. If I told you back in 2006 that women would think you were a serial killer if you told them you didn't have a MySpace account and that jobs would blacklist you based on what you post or didn't post there you'd call me insane.
>>203394739No.
why does my fart,reek so bad?why does my poo,reek so bad?
England needs saving but who will do the saving
>>203394739scholarly discussion hours right now
>>203394763
Never going to study at north eastern American university and walk the grounds on a crisp autumn morning as the leaves fall from the trees
>>203394763would you kiss a man?
i am a jew
>>203394781Ken ell
>>203394781You might not realise this mate but there are trees in the UK
>>203394781It's over.. you'll never know this feel.(Nor will I, actually)
This episode of The Penguin is legitimately terrible I don't care what happens to this woman at all
now here’s a little dance move i like to call slapping the poopy
>>203394781I'm moving there idgaf
filling up on spearmint rennies as i have no real foodgod lads... my stomach... it's just so... alkaline...fuck.....
Theses ads are getting worse by the day
pooing out my bum
>Day-Lewis was known for his extreme method acting, and insisted on staying in character during the production of the film, refusing to do anything that Brown could not do, this meant that members of the film crew had to move the actor around in a wheelchair, lift him over obstacles, and even feed him.
>>203394781could have been my life but i grew up the suburbs of the dull midwest then the horrible scorching desert southwest instead i could have had an elite education, been a normal liberal leftypol type of person instead of some rorkey runt on 4chan
>>203394857Yeah?
end of the semester, spending thanksgiving with your ultra conservative American girlfriend's family in New Hampshire, her dad studied mechanical engineering at Dartmouth, never left, loved the people
>>203394881Never having to lift a finger due to being born into wealth and getting an inheritance
>>203394871yep
>>203394920In your dreams, loser
get some sleep nigga
Imagine doing a nightsoil in this Victorian bad boy.
I'm sleepy as a muhfuh
too many yanks.
>>203394881"Ultra conservative" by British standards is literally just normal for white Americans outside of Hollywood and NYC
>>203394974It’s yank hours. Brits are asleep.
new ham shire
>>203395011Americans will pronounce New Hampshire as “noo hampshurr” but will turn around and pronounce Hampshire as “hamp-shyer”.
>>203395014One day, Christopher Pool will be dead A Dead PoolHeheheheh
Americans are all fake nice. Probably because they're all armed so you don't know if an interaction with a stranger is going to end up getting you killed. That's why they're all dickheads the moment they get on the Internet.
>>203395014he now lives in japan and has a cute japwife
>>203395057>That's why they're all dickheads the moment they get on the Internet.I am sorry to say this but there is some truth in your post. Some of the most abrasive, nastiest, most insufferable posts I have ever seen came from American flags.
never forget what they took from you
>>203395057that stems from christianity and a time when modern infrastructure wasnt widespread so traveling across the country required help from strangers i greatly dislike the fake nice stuff as well but it isn't solely because of guns
>>203395057Yeah thats probably true.Conversly thats probably why people in the U.K and Aus are fags all the time for no reason, because they know that can get away with it.
>>203395074Agreed. Now imagine if 4ch were flooded with Chinese people
would suck a dick that just arse sexed emma watson just to taste her shit
>>203395117Maybe you would, but not me.
>>203395092What's wrong with being Chinese?I'm Chinese...
>>203395138how can you say you love her if you wont suck the shit off a dick that just bummed her?
Reductionism is quintessentially midwit.It is one of the clearest signs that you are dealing with a midwit, regardless of their opinions, when they see things in a very reductionistic way.
>That one u.k flag that is constantly posting about Americans this and Americans that out of nowhereAmericans actually live in that mans head rent free just like that Schizophrenic Brazilian that constantly spams the board with a VPN
>>203395151>tf>tp
>>203395151Slitty-eyed buck tooth cunt
>>203395062proof?
>>203395092It would be more constant cuck spam and people spamming gore webms when someone confronts them with information they dont like to hear.Its happened before where some lil Chinese fella gets shit on in brit then spams the thread with disgusting webms because he is psychologically incapable of processing information that does not align with his perception of what is real
East Asians are weird. They either look like ugly nerds or like chad models with square jaws and cheekbones that could cut steel.
About to pillard my willard.
Currently shitting. Those spicy tacos I had are coming around to bite me on the ass, literally. I’ve got a burning ringpiece.
Reminder: "fuck off yank" means "post more"
Attempting to sit through The Age of Innocence
>>203395179oh be nice you
>>203395207Sound a lot like the Timmy race
Anyone who praises the french revolution is a disgusting and horrible human being.
>>203395333Yeah I agree, but the thing is, what are ya gonna do, this whole flipping world is so fricked up dude
>>203395077wish you could find decent used cars in green. if you want anything good made in the 2010s you're basically stuck with boring colours. i want green. it's my colour, always has been.
>>203395333I don't know what that is but it does sound pretty cool
it's a scranpocalypse
>>203395333You're brazilian and your opinion does not matter. But the french are indeed subhumans.
>>203395517Absurdly based
Thoughts?
>>203395517gotta get your money's worth lad
>>203395552Don't post political crap here.
>>203395517why are brits like this so red man
>>203395564Don't post here, yank
>>203395552Don’t care about jews or muzzies
I fucking did it. I made it in America. I got bailed out by a rich family member
>>203395616explain
>>203395599There's a version with audio, he's not from here.
>>203395552what's this have to do with kier starmer?
fuck off
>>203395662SCREAMING
>>203395331>>203395354>>203395517>>203395539>>203395564>>203395599>>203395616>>203395632>>203395639>>203395662 genuinely believe all you obese, disgusting, filthy, mentally retarded subhuman Americunts deserve to die. You fat filthy rats need to be cleansed for being a devolution of the human race and being worse than neanderthals. Being an ill minded, illiterate, disgusting American piece of shit should be punishable by death to cleanse Earth's gene pool of deformities of both the body and mind.The only good American is a dead American.Every time I go to sleep, I dream of Americunts, dying painfully and slowly. I think back to all the school shootings and terrorist attacks where pieces of shit Americunts like you die painfully and the rest of the world celebrates because everybody hates you fat Yank cunts. I dream and dream, that I am in a monster truck crushing morbidly obese Amerishit women and children on the street, hearing them cry out in their disgusting inbred accent. Then I wake up, but I am still happy, knowing the entire world hates you Americunts, and the next school shooting is only days away, meaning every week or so, there is Americunts dying, and all is good with the world. Fuck Americans. The world is not perfect unless every Americunt man, woman and child is murdered.Remember Americunts are NOT human, they deserve nothing less than total extermination. We must exterminate them as soon as possible. And before you spout ‘so edgy!’, I'm fine with being edgy. Americunts are the worst people in the world. Its best they die.
>>203395632Failure to launch wagie still living with mumberg but inlawstein is going to let me stay in one of his properties for piss cheap.
>>203395681You also contributed to the downfall of Rhodesia
>>203395681no you dontbe quiet
>>203395681That was a little rude but I am willing to forgive you if you apologize.
>>203395681yeah
>>203395681didnt read a word of this dribble. in fact, it was filtered and im going to rehide it now, so dont bother responding
>>203395681Seethe on
>>203395731look at him in that suit look at him in those shades
woke destroyed everything.
>>203395552that's a scene from terminator
>>203395767Goy
>>203392935the backwoods are the best you poojeet raperoach
tried to drive home from toil but there's a roadworker blocking my driveway so i'm sat in my car in a neaby parking lot waiting for him to clear off, fucks sake this shouldn't be allowed
the date tonight respondedwe are ON lads
I'm thinking about living in china
eating general tso's chickenhe will NOT be pleased aha
bambi sleep
Oneohtrix Point Never
>>203395842good lad
Can't do it. 5th time in my life, I give up. It's over, I hate it, I hate the Age of Innocence. Sorry!
>>203394017only when we need to differentiate it from a home landline phone (which almost no one uses anymore)
Sorry not sorry, stupid asshole
watching Sapphire and Steel its shite
>>203395936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ggNT7JzkhM
i just walked backwards all the way from the toilet ahait's the little things eh lads?
nosey parker
catyank getting his freak on
there's nowhere like norfolk
>>203396119waheyi'm from norwich aha wahoonr7 repper lol x
>>203396119thank god
should l make it?
NEW>>203396266
oh no
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