/cum/ at play
>>203395278https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
*/cum/s in (You)*
>>203395306GIWTWMcanadians think they suffer when they live in a wintry wonderland for half the year
>>203395303We were on subject of fucking native American Canadian girlsI've been told Eskimo pussy is icy cold. Would you fucking fuck a girl???????????????????
really struggling to finish this 3rd beer
pissed all over my shorts while trying to use the bathroom now sitting my underwear
>>203395312Just fucking move to the Midwest and cum inside some Germanic blonde girl's icy pussy
>>203395306One time when I was a kid, we got an insane, basically once in a lifetime (for my area) snowstorm that was actually deeper than my height everywhere.
do you think in ancient bc times when they first invented walled civilization there were niggas like we need to retvrn to 20 years ago when we ran around in leafs
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
>>203395315I’ve seen a handful of Eskimo expats in my Tinder radius, but they basically just looked like mid East Asians
Personally? Moving to Portland next year
>>203395306>pictured>me shovelling the driveway of snow every few days
>>203395334I went to wisconsin but it was too cold for me. The rest have too many naders for my liking
>>203395356Why? Are you gay??????????????????????
>>203395347Some of the ancient philosophers lament the replacement of oral traditions with writing, as it purportedly made everyone’s memory worse etc
Speaking of guns, next month I'm taking my non-restricted gun course, and then a few days later I'm taking my restricted gun course.$150 each, no expiry.Then I just need to get my PAL(RCMP criminal record check thing) to be able to buy guns and ammo. I'll get my hunter's safety course after the rest, because hunting season will be over by then. So I'll have 9 months to practice, before hunting season starts in 2025.The non-restricted gun course is more than enough for hunting rifles. Why am I taking the restricted gun course? No real reason, it doesn't expire, so I might as well get them both out of the way at once. I don't even know what guns qualify as restricted, but because the training is 8 hours + exams on a weekday, I might as well just deal with both courses now, and then not have to worry in the future.
>burgers be like>above the freezing point of water is too spicy for me
>>203395355Just get a trashy blonde girlfriend
Really wish I had a 20 year old hot blonde Christian gf, bros.>>203395332It's happened to me lmao
>>203395396it was -9F, you syrup slurping beaver
>>203395347They would have been openly racist towards niggers. I can't remember which, but one of the Kings of England had a nigger in his court, as a novelty to show off.>yo everyone look at this skin>it's never clean
I'M SO LONELY AND HORNYFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>203395332Have you tried taking them off first
>>203395369I am a heterosexual and I have a rich family member that will let me rent her other house for $600 a month. Sure beats living with my mom. Shit I might even make it
do you play tarkov?
>>203395406>-9FWarm winter temp.
>>203395423Nice
it's never too late
>>203395423She lets you rent her house? Is her pussy for rent too, like can you rent her pussy?
>>203395426Did they fix the hacker problem?
>>203395426How about Tarqov and you play as the last king of Romehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucius_Tarquinius_Superbus
>>203395379>Why am I taking the restricted gun course?because you're not a free as fuck American
>>203395420i lift up the leg piece and piss through there but i fucked up
>>203395430that is not warm, you maple n****r. The window pane of my hotel was freezing from the INSIDE
>be dishwasher>making 55k a year>zero expenses outside of monster energy drinks>>free food at work>walk to and from work>maxed tfsashould I bother with being more ambitions and shi?I just wanna work my stress-free job and invest my money and monkmode
>>203395423Super generous. What state? Better kiss your aunt's ass whenever you see her
The restrictions on the “Restricted” class are so egregious that I don’t see the point in acquiring them, nor that tier of licence
>>203395464>because you're not a free as fuck AmericanYou can't have full auto guns, let's not pretend that you're "free as fuck".
if you dont lift your leg to fart, can you really call yourself a man?
>>203395475Pretty warm winter temp.
>>203395472spinny…
>>203395480It's my sister who is a lawyer with a very successful (jewish) husband. I already said the state. It's a very nice place too .
why does this faggot from Wisconsin make dogshit posts?
>redditflags user
>watching YouTube video>they’re drinking from the same mugs that I haveGangstalking alert?!?
>blue flag with stampthis character is literally me
>>203395515He is the Brazilian from /dixie/
tummy hurts and my farts smell like rotten eggsthis is gonna be a bad one, I can tell
>>203395557Ok now this is spinster for sure
>>203395548he types like schizojeet>>203395399>>203395369>>203395334>>203395315
>>203395478Isn't being a dishwasher awful though? I only lasted like a week when I tried and I've had some shit jobs
>>203395545Apparently, the blue flag with stamp is the Northern equivalent of Dixie states incorporating the Confederate battle flags into their state flag, ie they’re the battle flags of regiments from those states during the Civil War, but it’s largely been forgottenhttps://youtu.be/c-IgG7iou94
>>203395508wrong
>>203395582dishwasher is the best job THOEVER
https://youtu.be/7S1d-1Kn-ho
>>203395582im physically fit and enjoy the job. legitimately relaxing for myself>>203395603yup
drinking milk
>>203395603Yeah?
what major false flag / event is going to happen for mail in votes for election day?
>>203395478That's a comfy situation. Don't push yourself to be more ambitious if you don't have any genuine desire to do so. If you invest and read books for a while and start feeling anxious, then maybe you're more ambitious than you thought and should rethink your strategy.
How about a “CIA: Cunt Inspection Agency” shirt
>>203395582no? its boring, but you can play your music from a speakerbox or on your ehadphones and get left alone
>>203395668>>203395661
>>203395478now I have the sudden urge to be a dishwasher againexcept I don't really want to come home smelling like a restaurant. That's probably the only con
>>203395668this is the future the liberals want
>>203395686It’d be too predictable, ie easily countered for them to run the same scam over and over again. If they’re remotely competent, they’d try and come up with something totally unrelated and surprising
>>203395702>come home>have a shower>profit????
>>203395702get a job at hooters and cum home smelling like a brestaurant
>>203395661Federal Booby Inspector is better.
>>203395722scrubbing my own body is so much work. there should be a robot that does that for me
FBI: Fag Bootyhole Inspector
>>203395739Farting like a Beast + Incel
>>203395714Hacking voting machines, like Payday 2.
>>203395748you're supposed to shower everyday THO
Farting Bootyhole Inspector
>>203395423Based. Portland really isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
what do you guys do in your free time?I like watching videos of ZOG bots being killed in the middle east
>>203395781i post here
CIA : Cum Inspection Agency
>>203395686The pro Palestine people are gonna riot I'm sure.
CIACum Ingestion Agency
>>203395781read shitpost vidya goon
>>203395690aightimma read more and try and find peace
Anyone want to play Diplomacy?
>>203395762the science has debunked this
business ideas: kill /vp/
ReallyCummingMegaRopes
fart butt imshittin
>>203395834business idea: kill the person who determined that vaporeon is the most compatible for fucking
>>203395831yes but i feel nasty if i dont shower
>>203395831That's because you mother bathes in your father's cum every day.
I haven’t showered in at least 10 months, gonna break that streak when I move into the new pad doe
>>203395879What's the original?
>>203395882you are so close just wait 2 more months to shower
>>203395897
>>203395841Regretful Cunt Micro Penis
>>203395916That's a shop, I can tell by the pixels.
I shower like every 4-5 days.
NSA: Nwords Sucking Ass>>203395924Ok stinky get a job
>>203395921
speaking of showers thoughts on silicone scrubbers
bought a 1 oz gold bar from costco. AMA
>>203395900It’s not as special without a set start date tbf, plus I take bird baths and whore showers if I get rank (rarely)
>>203395924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
>>203395952can i cum on it?
>>203395952Are you minting /cum/coins
changed out of my cum stained underwear im afraid of making my computer chair stinky
>>203395981spinny you dirty girl
>>203395967are you a grill >>203395980gonna use it to bribe government officials
i gotta be the stupidest moron god ever made
>>203395981spinny…
>>203395996you're forgetting me
>>203395997>>203395989I hate this bit
Couldn’t imagine buying virgin coins over the Chad Cuban chain
Many years ago, I had a dream where I was in a saloon like from a Western movie, and when I took out a bag of gold coins to pay, they were all really tiny, like 1mm across
>>203395882you coming to romaine brodie
Does taking zinc make you produce a lot of pre cum?asking for a friend haha
I don’t dream about shekels because I’m not a Jew or one of their dog servants
i wish i were an important jew mathematician
>>203396053Like the lettuce? I dunno maybe
>>203396055I think it increases semen production if you’re zinc deficient, but I don’t think I’ve heard anything about precum. Careful not to throw off your zinc-copper balance if you’re just taking zinc; ideally you should either contains both in the proper ratio, or just take a multivitamin that contains both
Reddit is down.
>>203396073go back
>>203396073
I miss my Lewd webcam discord fap buddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAprgqGZwzM
>>203396091bit gay
almost halfway through october and it STILL hasnt rained
It's back up now.
>>203396096Big fan of the Jak o Lanterns
should i get a big long wild west revolver or a tiny 38 that could fit in my pocket
>>203396139wouldnt be the first tiny thing thats been near your pocket
>>20339613938 snub if you don’t have one yet, but get the big iron too anyway
pew pew pew pew blam blam KABOOM pew pew pow BRRRRRRRRRT bang bang pow kablam frag out frag out brrrrrt pew pew pew BOOM
>>203396139How about one of those revolver rifles that sometimes blows your left hand off while you’re aiming?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt%27s_New_Model_revolving_rifle
Do mid normies exist?Like in the middle of the spectrum between autist and normie chad? Im thinking people who can hold a convo but dont yap all the time. Lotta totally socially stunted people around nowadays
>>203396158Ok FINE I'll get both
What do Canadians do for fun?
should I fap to ebony shemales or white hairy uncut cocks tonight
>>203396201lose hockey games to their superior neighbor
>>203396180I think many average people have mild autism and other shit like that going on. The hyper socially competent people that really thrive are a rarity
Think my coworker’s a chud, we were talking about BLM land and I called it George Floyd land and he laughed hysterically
>>203396201Complain
>>203396206i always zerk it to futas or bdsm, i cycle between the two.
>>203396201send guyana gf please
Is it "hanged" or "hung"?
crazy how everyone on this website has a 9 inch dick
>>203396272I knew some one who had a uncut 9 inch looked so big on his twink body uwu
something about people who use the word 'nigga' makes me think they might be brown and retarded....
>>203396268SAAR
>>203396269If you’ve been hanged, you’re dead. If you’re hung, you have a large penis.
time to stress eat again I am never getting back to 250 pounds
Nigga thinks he discovered the wheel with that revelation
>>203396279yum
>>203396280shut up, NIGGA
I think all of the North American continent ought to belong to the US
I have a solid 7 inches, very happy with it. Shame no woman will ever see it
>>203396321without a microscope*
my suspicions have been confirmed but further testing may be necessary...
>>203396317Ontarians love it when you pronounce it “Yonj” instead of “Young”
I want to frot with a pale uncut penis too bad people are cut here :((((((
got tomorrow off work.
I enjoy when movies scare me
>>203396337My penis is pale and unmutilated :)But I’m not interested in frotting or other gay shit :(
Business idea>Offer to buy land from one of the many dying churches in the country under the guise of renovating it>Actually get money from the Saudi government to turn it into a mosque>Tax free profit
what's a rare feature you haveam I barrel chested and have inverted nipples
I say nigga and have pink nipples, pink butthole, pale skin, pink ballsack. What say you, chicanoid?
fucking atrocious thread
grim thread
>>203396371the (you) function has been a real net drain on this website. Lot of retards will do anything to get an iota of attention
>>203396369I have a long tongue and I'm really flexible. I can lick my elbow, even though they say it's impossible.
>>203396369I had an ex who had inverted nipples and she was very self-conscious about them, even though I didn’t really care
>>203396364they would make you sign a contract before selling you anything
>t. attention whore
>>203396387Can you lick your own asshole like a cat or dog?
What would you do in this situation?
>>203396411run away
my tummy still hurts
>>203396411After she’s already got my lip? Start kissing her. Either she’d not want it and likely withdraw, or she’d be into it and I’d get a feisty Octoberfest gf :)
>>203396411Grip head, thumbs in eye sockets. Knee vagina with full force while applying medium pressure on eyeballs
>>203396457Say goodbye to your lip lmao
>>203396439go to the bathroom and take a shit
>>203396461My lip gets torn open, her eyes get bursted like grapes. A fair trade
She just needs someone to fuck her calm
I'm like Al Pacino in scarface except a poor 2nd generation Lithuanian American
>>203396506run away
>>203396506i would never find myself in this situation even hypothetically as women don't talk to me
>>203396506Grip head, thumbs in eye sockets. Knee vagina with full force while applying medium pressure on eyeballs
>>203396401Breach of contract is fuckin pennies dude
>>203396506Start kissing her :)
>>203396477not yet
>>203396506See >>203396503
>>203396544Go to the bathroom and take a shit. I can smell you
>>203396477this is the second dump Ive taken in just an houreither I ate too much pasta for dindin or I once again have food poisoning
feeling over halloween t b h looking forward to christmas
>>203396518she’s just like me fr, gargoyle squat, burning fags, cup of sugar water with a splash of coffee, mental illness, all of it
>>203396589it's the most wonderful time of the year
>>203396591gayest post i've read today and brian was here for like 10 hours
>>203396629I hope you enjoyed scrolling /cum/ for 10 hours
>>203396643No it was Brian who was only here for 10
4/4 connections again
>>203396268You are different races
gn
>>203396666what’s your source for that claim?
>>203396682night bud
>>203396599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TfWo3GsIII
Why can celebrities smoke but im white trash if i do
>>203396725Celebrities are trashy people so it doesn't matter
>>203396725I live in a smoker town. It’s kinda weird to not smoke here
Last Christmas, I gave you my heartBut the very next day, you gave it away This year, to save me from tearsI'll give it to someone special A face-on lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover, but you tore him apartMaybe next yearI'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special
>>203396761SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>203396725They have the luxury of countersignalling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjnJzWsWjc
>>203396769
its cold
Remember to wish Jews a very MERRY CHRISTMAS :^)(they love it)
Fat jolly white beard Santa was created by Coca Cola to sell more products during the winter time
It's spooky season, cease this Christmas talk at once
>>203396814Baby, it’s cold outside…
>>203396821How about Dr Pepper’s attempt at Christmas sales?
>>203396814Post temps, it’s finally going below freezing again this Friday, I’m hyped
Happy Thanksgiving
>>203396817I’m Jewish and I love the Christmas season
>>203396725>white trashthat's a pretty stinkin' statement. terrible!
>heater: turned off>long johns and fuzzy socks: installed >shartmart blanket: cocooned within>new blanket: still not delivered Yep, it’s cozy time
>>203396867When I was a kid, my school put on some kind of Happy Holidays charity event, which involved a raffle in which they gave out a bunch of prizes. A Jewish kid’s mom won some kind of serving dish with a snowman motif, so naturally she started having a meltdown about how everything has to be Christmas-themed, this is antisemitic, etc. A second Jewish kid’s mom meekly came forward, and revealed that she was the one who had donated the snowman dish to the raffle, specifically because it wasn’t explicitly Christmas-related. The first Jewess was embarrassed.
I have leaf fatigue
>>203396991
popped an advil like 10 minutes ago and my lower back STILL fucking hurts
>>203396970
>>203397032this nigga on drugs
>>203397031post hairline
>>203397051yes, sciatica has literally ruined my life and I cant live without painkillers
>>203397052Yeah great I’ll just become the next Jason and start posting pictures of myself to /cum/
>>203397073whatever cope helps you sleep at night, brown baldie
there's definitely someone torturing me and enjoying it like i'm a the sims 2 sim and someone took the pool ladder away
>>203397093ok fine but you have to post bobs and vegana now
>>203397100
>>203397113not helping your case btw
Faggots
A lot of the 60s cultural revolution stuff people think originated then actually started much earlier. New Age beliefs, drugs, sexual liberation, etc. was popular in the 20s. Great Depression just put a lid on the party lifestyle people couldn't afford and then WW2 happened.50s were way more degenerate than people think. There was a fake air of shallow media induced conservatism and wholesomeness that appealed to people because of an overcorrection from WW2.Behind closed doors though all that shit was going on, it just became out in the open in the 60s.
I really can't stay (But, baby, it's cold outside)I've got to go away (But, baby, it's cold outside)This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)My mother will start to worry (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)My father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)So, really, I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)But maybe just a half a drink more (Put some records on while I pour)The neighbors might think (Baby, it's bad out there)Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there)I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)To break this spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)[Chorus: Marilyn Maxwell, Dean Martin & Both]I really can't stay(Oh, baby, don't hold out)Baby, it's cold outside
>>203397154Quienes? Tú y tu novio?
>>203397161I bet you felt smart typing this out
>>203396827
Me? A real smart fella. You? A big fart smella.
Horror movies are for femoids
>>203396201lick shenis and import jeets
>>203397199I just don't know why the 60s is held up as the pivotal point where everything did a 180. Shit had already been trending that way for awhile.
kinda ridiculous how hard Chile btfos every other Spanish speaking country’s rap scene
>have one of those dreams where im back in high school>hear gunshots
>>203397259its remembered as a turning point because of the civil rights riots and 1965 immigration act opening up the flood gates and dooming America
>>203397270Haven't had one in a while. For the first 5 years after graduation I kept getting dreams where although I was given a diploma it turned out I had to return to take a couple more classes in order to keep it.
>>203397259The 1968 protest movement was essentially the point at which Boomers assumed institutional power and ruined everything https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_of_1968
10% of America was hooked on opium before we decided to let the medical industry privatize it and turn it into magic beans
hi
>>203397314I missed you
>>203397311me
>>203397314hello
>>203397285Demonization of Whites and the State mandated worship of negros started under the Roosevelt administration.
>>203397332hows it going
this world is so grim buds
>>203397352there is also beauty in the world though
>>203397300>Caused by Vietnam War, Racism, Revisionism, Authoritarianism, Sexism, Death of Che Guevara, Assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.>Goals Anti-authoritarianism, Anti-capitalism, Anti-racism,Civil and political rights, Environmentalism, Feminism, Social liberalization, Socialism
>>203397346it's okay. how about you?
>>203397300Yeah, middle class baby boomers who grew up in the deracinated post war suburbs and never experienced any hardship. Made them sniff their own farts and have their heads up their asses in self-importance thinking they were so much smarter and enlightened than every human who came before because they got high on LSD and had orgasms.
>>203397376so true
>>203397384i'm good just very tiredi dozed off when i got home but i woke up a minute ago so i'm gonna take my medicine and wait for it to kick in so i can sleep for the night
I regret not studying tonight
>>203397413get well soon.
>>203397266bix nood
gooning
Stop gooning and go to bed so you’re rested for work tomorrow, Mr Heins
>>203397436i'm not sick i take this medicine every night, i am well. i'm just tired i got up early and had a really busy day and i walked a lot
>>203397067sorry to hear that
>>203397485Post pics of the rabbits pls
>>203397485okay. take care bud
your mom and i fucked like rabbits
Love femdom and body worship me. We should bring back the cults of Ishtar and Venus/Aphrodite. The temple priestesses demand your worship to please the Goddess.
y’all niggas need JESUS
>>203397524Thanks for giving her a good time
>>203397527Enjoy samsara, mental midget
>>203397126Your groping in the dark for gotchas reminds me of when someone here decided I was a black francophone FtM lol
>>203397567get his ass
>>203397548I love Jesus!
>>203397499i only have photos of me holding them sorry you can have this guy instead
I too take medication at night, as well as when I get up.
I couldn't find the cucumbers today, I think they were hiding. So have some flounders
>>203397593Fair enough, he looks soft as hell
brotherberg is buying pokemon cards now
today is the canadian thanksgiving and what should be a reminder to americans of how many loyalists fled to upper canada before and after the revolution and how anti-american canadians are
>>203397627hi flounders >>203397644he was
>>203397627You’re floundering
i wanna kill myself so bad
>>203397676I wanna kill you so bad
Give me money and I’ll arrange a fatal accident for you
>>203395279>>203395279>>203395279Recycle
>>203397685please make my head explode like jfk please please
