frankie valli and the 4 seasons editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UdqENNvaz4
>>203395252
Dont get out much, too quiet and people think im a sperg cause im not banteringDont think rude sarcasm is very funny
I'm naked
Does the sun also make you smile?
bump for potential future migration
>>203395278previous
>>203395279Here’s his character getting assassinated in the Sopranos :)https://youtu.be/9mdR_Q7l1UE
Not a fan of this one, so I’m going to bed. Cya
>>203397768good nighti'm gonna pass out in a few minutes too
Sex is in my future
>>203397832happy for you bud
anyone else a hapa-girl appreciator?
>>203397861I'm a eastern european appreciator
good night
>>203397873I hid your post
nite nite
>>203397880damnopal is my gemstone
>>203397882why
>>203397899me toogoodnight though for real
i am going to sleep. i hope all of (You) have a good night and restful sleeps
>>203397958good night
Women are dirty and evil, better off being an incel
>>203398145what did he mean by this?
>ran outta ciggies Feelsbadman.
>>203397873>>203397915Are these Finns? What is going on
watching porn less and less despite masturbating more regularlyimagination is just more kino, and physically makes the orgasm feel better somehow
>>203398162Cope monkey
>>203398162This is cope
>>203398201They are both Russian Queens
Not a fan of brown people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
>>203398281what kind of hair conditioner does she use
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>203398207Wait til you try pussy
>>203398329the kind only available in Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekqla2WDHVY
it doesn't matter that mexico is poor and has a record in homicides, what we need is that spain should apologize for the conquest, our jewish president says this is all we need
more than 90% of americans do not even have a canadian passport
>>203398344Good night bud
the world would be a better place if we just killed everyone that has tattoos
poor cunts literally on deaths door
>>203398376I have, jacking off is better and also hassle free
my sleep is fucked should i pull an all nighter?
>>203398548Jeez is he going to keep performing when he’s Jimmy Carter mode
>>203398617a little sleep is much better than none at all
>>203398634If i sleep now im afraid i wont wake up till the afternoon but if i stay up i will be too tired to study
>>203398667ever heard of an alarm?
>>203398681I sleep through them if only i had the sense to tell momberg to wake me up before she goes to work
personally i woke at 2am and i think that's the perfect time to wake up
>>203398694a hunter-gatherer tribe has no use for someone who doesn't wake up when there's a loud noise
>>203398732my favorite time to wake up at is 4am
>>203398734Then why didn’t we all evolve to be light sleepers who awaken from the slightest noise?
alarms don't work for me because while i do wake up it's just to turn the alarm off and go back to sleep
>>203398793same
>>203398765the tribe also has no use for people who go crazy or die because they get no sleep
I find that I mainly only have the ‘alarm shutoff and back to sleep’ issue if I’m in a period where I’ve got nothing going on in my life, and I subconsciously know that it really doesn’t matter whether I get up or not. If it does matter, then I’ll get up
>>203398895shit, maybe that was my problem
>>203398895Jej you turn your alarms off cause you’re on your period kek
Weird how if women spend enough time with each other, eventually their menstrual cycles sync up. Why do they posses extrasensory powers?
>>203399091women are demons
>>203399102What if you’re the demon and they’re the normal ones?
>>203399091that also happens with men, a wet dream is that your best friend was masturbating and you both cum at the same time.
>>203399102Women are soft and nice
>>203399091i don't know if that's true but if it is it must work like how bananas ripe faster with an already ripe banana around, it's the hormones in the air
demons and angele are the same shit, that's why I want to fuck one of them.
>>203399118only a demon would say this >>203399127demons are known for being deceiving
>>203399165>demons are known for being deceivingand really hot
>>203399130Favela monkey doesn’t know basic human anatomy, AND makes an allegory to bananas. You can’t make this shit up.
>>203399091That's not a real thing for humans
>>203399250kill yourself
>>203399308just take the L bozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9iDMlYjjwi fucking love burgerpunk.
I'm Batman
A fine morning.
>>203399531it scares me that the fat kids look like my nephews and nieces, fat people look alike.
>>203399699fake shit for brown people
still scared of the dark
>>203399732why
>>203399886Ghosts
>>203399531you posted this already
>>203400098they aren't real sadly
>>203400114shut the fuck up costco guys rule
>>203399886don't like the uncertainty. afraid there's someone there, or something dangerous like a brown recluse or a fire is starting somehow.
How long do I have to go without porn before sex is normal again?
>>203400139serial killers don't exist anymore its ok
>>203400257They've been replaced by mass shooters
>>203400136I didn't say they were bad they are wholesome boca raton jews
>>203400301I think they are italian americans actually.
Thoughts about South Carolina?
>>203400328Boca Raton is home to the biggest jewish community in Florida
So what do you do with your massive income? Because you have a massive income, you are american after all
>>203400414I buy massive chocolate chunk cookies and chicken bakes
>>203400414i bought a stand-up video game machine not too long ago, but that isn't typical.
>>203400383Charleston is comfy but I prefer Asheville in North Carolina
>>203400414buy overpriced shit like iphones
>>203400414Spend it all on extortionate rent and groceries :)
>>203401023and you enforce a culture where guys have to leave the house after being 18 years old LOL
>>203401296I know plenty of people who still live with their parents
His and hers
>>203401361>stillAs it’s a bad thing. One should never leave
you is
>>203401491I didn't say or imply that it's a bad thing. However, "one should never leave" is a little far
>>203395279Why did they make mordecai from the regular show so sexy bros
>>203399699>>203399720Two browns arguing
*does a little dance*You're not white
Mordecai...*drools*
double chonk chocolate cookies and chicken bakes
I'm buying an energy drink
The brit thread is extremely depressing and LQ
DayumWest Virginia doesn't have full cellphone coverage except AT&T and carriers from them, AND they have a bus serviceNot even government can track you with the pilons down there
>>203403963Dayum
i'll be heading to work nowwish me luck, anyone?
>>203403963I thought they were taking in a million a year for the past decade tb h.Is it the Ukrainians that caused the spike?
finished the manga i was reading and kind of bored with stardew valley, nothing to do now
Guys I may be racist
*WARNING MEXICO APPRECIATION POST*Thank you Mexico for giving us momfags Aarokira, the best mon and son hentai artist and producer the world has ever seen, amen
wondering if this guy i'm watching is a ftm or just a zesty nigga
>>203406326why do you want to fuck your hag mother?
>>203398416She's doing it for Spanish women. It's so fucking cringe. At least white and asian women make art out of it. Spanish guys are already getting mad about it.
>>203405926my natural reaction to 60 seconds in public with brown migrants or urkelkin
i want a handjob from a cute asian girl, i imagine it must be heavenly
imagine, if you will, knowing your entire life that regular exercise improves your quality of life and extends your lifespan and then NOT doing it until you're an old, withered husk!
One billon dollar for him. One billion gold one billion gold
Urkel
Plato was a classical Greek philosopher, student of Socrates, and teacher of Aristotle. He founded the Academy in Athens and wrote dialogues exploring ethics, politics, and metaphysics, with "The Republic" being one of his most famous works. His ideas on forms and idealism have had a lasting impact on Western philosophy.
>>203407179I dont, that's disgusting unironically
hey-dee-hohow's everyone doing?
>>203408027and yet you read oedipal porn. curious
>>203407914I like this webm so much I saved it
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy
The silly awkward frog is just like me really
>>203408326this one is me irl
hello
the will to live is running off of me in rivulets
>>203408207It's not the same. It's kind of a vicarious fetish
porn has ruined my life
>>203395754>>203397873Feet
*crickets*
ambatukan
ah yes
Tfw no big titty trad wife who's blonde and doesn't say that farming poppies isn't a real job to live on a farm with
me? i hate women
me? i love women. (until i start talking to them)
This whole Frankie Valli stuff is going a bit viral right now and I’m really wondering if he is singing live or not. Because he’s barely moving his mouth, sometimes the microphone is so far away from his mouth and yet the voice sounds so clear and is so weirdly high-pitched. Even without looking at him, it wouldn’t be an enjoyable performance to listen to. What a bizarre fucking old ass motherfucker. And he never fucking blinks.
just dont think about any of the reason to hate women
>>203408699Piedi (Io amo il piedi)
why the FUCK are there so many celebrity worshipers in /cum/? PeePooyonce got a new scarf from Scattiaci? BLAH BLAH BLAH
>>203409069it's just fk and few others
>>203409175When have I ever worshipped Shityonce
Coal miners ($34 an hour)
business idea: kms
Business idea: methamphetamine and employment
watchu say to me
Boss made me tell someone they’re fired in exchange for 8 extra hours of paid time off
>>203409292:x
>>203409961he's so merciful and generous
>>203409961Would you have done it in exchange for a big mac with fries and a jug of pop?
>>203410024>Big MacMore of a lettuce wrapped In-n-Out burger kinda guy
>>203410024need to mix up an old-fashioned, since you're supplying all the bitters...
>>203409961why did he want you to tell them instead of him doing it himself?
>>203395279Rusty Millio lookin ass
>>203410177He’s probably weak and spineless
>>203410177I think he knows him outside of work or somethingHe's always been shit at his job
>>203410299if that's the case, why wouldn't this guy go around you to the boss to plead for his job, unless he knows it was boss's decision to begin with? if he knows the boss wants him fired, why hide behind an underling if the boss will just see this guy again somewhere else?>>203410276this makes more sense
im back
Work soon...
>>203410395where did ya go?
>>203410383He was basically hiding when it happened so the other anon is probably rightHe's a soft handed boomer
>>203410542im a refugee returning back to west florida
>>203410586what's the situation like?
>>203397832paying for thai ladyboy prostitutes when you're 60 and still a virgin doesn't count
>>203410605nothingburger in my area. power came back a couple days ago
>>203410643nice to hear bud
WAGGA WAGGA DING DONG!
I’ve been getting all the overtime recently. Stacking fat cash. Boss doesn’t know I’m quitting in a month or two.
>>203410826Spot a brother a couple hundo?
wouldn't mind a thai ladyboy myself about now.
honestly those big built brick bbqs are not even worth it unless you like holding events, a tiny portable one is much better for everyday use
>>203410954Americans either have the big gas ones on wheels or huge metal ones that look like they're made from spare gas tanks
>>203410873i wish i had an ai cyber gf
got a thread up. show some love>>203410486
>>203411182>cash hes valuefucking kekand no, I'm replying to the thread from here
>>203395279mofo looks like old Chuck Berry. Christ
I look like this
Morning /cum/ makes me feel mentally ill
Why do women have boobs?
did you know that muslims shave their mustache and keep the beard to differentiate themselves from jews
>>203411415Theyre an indication of fertility
>>203411415so you got something to look at while you're talking to them!
>>203411415for me specifically
>>203411415To feed their young
>>203411439figure my foreskin does all the talking for me
>>203411415Well you see, animals in the class "mammalia" all share the same trait of having mammary glands
>>203411392Daytime /cum/ is fucking terrible.
>>203412118thanks for letting us know you're here 24/7 LOSER
it would take literally 0 effort for a girl to give me a handjob yet they refuse to do it, it's literally just an effortless thing for them yet it means so much to me, seriously what is their problem
For a decade now, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, holidays, leap days, whatever. There is always an Andy Sixx log thread on /b/.I genuinely consider this to be the greatest 4chan mystery. Doxxing the responsible party would be an incredible feat.
>>203412193have you asked?
good morning sirs
>>203412193Lol I remember saying how come girls don't let their friends play with their tits and you got all argumentative about it Do you remember that
daytime /cum/ is the best
>>203412268yea
this is a picture of me
>>203411415This:>>203411863>>203412050If you're asking why breasts are often so much larger than necessary for the child-feeding job, one theory is this:>>203411503It might have evolved because it was evidence of reproductive health. It's also another place to store fat for times when calories are scarce.
why do jewish women have big boobs
Why is payroll full of the most retarded people on earth? Now I have to come in early and get these fucking morons to pay me over $300 they just “forgot” to deposit into my account.
>>203412535...the paint tool cursor is in the image
>>203412684i just didn't want you to think i didn't have a cursor
>>203412605hard times create long breasts
>>203412661take it extremely personallythey probably hate you specifically
>>203412661I bet a lot of people wouldnt even notice
>>203412780>long breasts
>>203412661The truth? The majority of any given occupation will be full of the most retarded people on earth. The default human experience is retardation
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728556119988732.webm
I just downloaded a cute virus
>>203412962I see my post!
>>203412605they have to feed their sons and their blonde lover at the same time.
heh no one knows i samefagged
>>203412818What should I say to make them feel bad? I’m thinking something like that was gonna be groceries this weekend for my grandma but she went hungry instead, but that seems a little far fetched>>203412822They fucked up my overtime payout from the first week I worked there too, I’m gonna hound them for that while I’m at it>>203412869It just pisses me off knowing I can do basically everyone’s job better than them. I might pull a jeet and buy a fake degree and run them out of their positions
>>203412605So you got something to look at when you're talking to them!
>>203395279AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BAYBAY
i mistook salmon rub for salt and ruined my cucumbers
>>203413013>What should I say to make them feel bad?you could give a kino speech about how you're dedicating the rest of your life to vengeance against them
>>203413231>cucumbersNothing of value was lost
>>203413280Like that incel guy in that one movie that steals guns from black pipo and shoots up a burger joint because he didn’t get breakfast on time? No thanks
Went to the grocery store too late yesterday to buy chickpeas but they only had a massive 10lb bagEnded up using too much and made too much falafel so I had to freeze it>>203413231Literally just rinse them off
>>203413375I'm starting to wonder if he was the bad guy in that movie
kind of hard today
>>203413455same
>>203413487haha!thats our brazilanon
Momberg keeps sending me AI videos that she thinks are real
>>203413557lol
moved everything out of my apartment into storage this morningI am officially technically homeless though I am in a hotel eating taco bell rn
>>203413423>autistic mannerisms >breaching no contact orders>terrorizing innocent people over perceived wrongdoings out of their control>not a bad guycope
I logged on the Internet to argue (and got one). 6PM. Time to relax I think I still have a package of wealth I've created and can now use as a unit of wealth to help me
Recommend books for me to read.
>>203413557https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k5sbJ2J5m_8
>>203413615Why?And why not sleep in the unit
>>203413679Catcher in the rye :)
>>203413679Call of the Crocodile
>>203413615>buying a hotel>buying fast foodyou’re homeless for a reason retard
>>203413686
I lived in a hotel for like a month and a halfThis was back when McDonalds and Taco Bell were still cheap Also had one of those portable electric stoves that I made food on
>>203413698>Why?apartments won't rent to me because no income or cosignerthere was one that said they might be able to work with me but I'm waiting to hear backif it's a no then I may just fuck off down to florida>>203413751true I should just starve and sleep under a bridge with skitzed druggies>why not sleep in the unitit's a dinky 5x10, I shrimply don't have the room
>>203413885Why are you homeless in the first place?I moved to a city where I knew nobody, lived in a hotel for a while and Doordashed while looking for a job, got a job, and rented an apartmentLived around a bunch of crackheads and the manager was a 30-something woman who had a crush on me or something because she'd always give me extra of everything and let me stay even though there was a 1-week limit
>>203414004I haven't worked in a year>parent died>inherited a decent amount >quit irl job for an online one I found>online job fucked me off after 5 months>that was 3 months before lease ended>didn't renew because I initially had other plans>plans fell through because I planned poorly>now hereI'm not too worried, if I get actually desperate I have friends in Florida I can stay with but I have enough money to get a 1-2 month Airbnb or extended stay wherever I wish to relocate to so I could find a job and get income proof for an apartment.There is the retard part of me that kind of wants to give into vagrancy though and just hop trains and wander.
>>203414197
currently eating a baked salmon
>>203414197You're going to be fine, this rough patch will end
>>203414197So it’s entirely your actions and choices that led to this moment is what you’re saying. As expected. Take the inheritance, buy a gun, guard dog and a bag of fent from your local Mexican, sling dope all across America for income while you hop trains. Or go run away to Florida and continue bumming out on someone’s couch. Either way shut up
>>203413947:D
i hope my parents don't leave me a single cent when they die
>>203414197>inherited a decent amountno sympathy.
>>203414522you can just give it all to me for the same effect
>>203413686Lol my mom's not a schizo she just hasn't developed the ability to distinguish AISome of the new shit is very realistic, I can usually tell it's fake but she can't.
>>203414522When I eventually return the car I stole from them I’ll leave a note saying how I wish to be removed from the inheritance. Maybe 10 months from now
>>203414228>>203414457cheers>>203414459seethe
>>203414543ok but you gotta take care of the kid*points to my penis*
this is some truly grim timeline
>>203414669Do something about it then bitch nigga
>>203414698nothing can be done. the world is going to shit
>>203414197Entirely avoidable situationMaybe you should've gotten a job, invested it, or at least put it into a saving account
She might be your crushberg but she's my mistressberg
>>203414822your mom? grim. i thought i had a chance with your mom.
1000 sqft houses are bigger than I thought they would be. Like my last apartment was probably 1k, but instead of having a master bathroom it just had a room
Haven't had a crush since like 7th gradeAlso never hit on girls or tried flirting at all until a girl in college asked me out and I realized I wasn't fat or covered in acne anymore
>>203414774sure man let me detail all of my finances for you>1/4 of it went into my IRA>1/4 of it went into crypto>1/2 of it went into a 4.0% money market account that I pull out of as neededany more blind, seething accusations to make?
Me? I’ll be buying land and putting a tiny house trailer on it.
>>203414915not him, but is there a reason you don't use life insurance instead of an IRA?
>>203414915>cryptoPart of why you can't get the documents to prove your income
the airport security threw away my n word passes :/
>>203414915>crypto>planned poorly
my cat doesnt say meow he says meme. i swear to god he says meeem. ill take a video when i can and ill prove it.
good afternoon>>203415097my cat says brau
mine says allahu akbar
My landlord was dodging taxes once and only accepted cash paymentsLost my entire rent payment once and had to get a payday loan but paid it off in two monthsShit sucked bros
>>203414915also why the fuck are you putting your liquid cash into these types of places when you need it NOW?
>>203415163my mom had a cay that said broom i believe you
>>203415008I have nobody to benefit from it>>203415043I'm aware but it's outperforming any other investments I haveit's basically my big red financial emergency button >>203415084see above
>>203415165mashallah
Literally the first time in my life that I decided to open a short position and the market has been climbing upwards for a whole month since then, sick of it
>>203415217Canada, United States, Mexico
i need a lot of money because i want to live the rich life, i want people to look at me and think "he made it" so i need a job
>work from home >crypto investor >now he’s homelesscan’t make this shit up lol
>>203415234yes, the US market, what of it
>>203415163Good afternoon I hope you have a lovely day today
>>203415238he's baiting stop giving him attention
>>203415236imagine caring that much about what other people thinkand you get mad at women for being attention/validation seeking
>>203414969I want to make a themed apartment, not so much inside but outside. I also want it to force people to have an opportunity to interact with each other too, like having everyone walk through a courtyard or something before they can get to their door.
>>203415183I've had the money invested since June of 2023, the MM account and IRA are fine for statements, the only problematic one is crypto
>>203414905>until a girl in college asked me outayoooo look at this normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XQvxf7imY
its Thanksgiving in Canada
>89 degrees today
can we get a thanksgiving edition for the next thread
>>203415584yes
>>203415198>I have nobody to benefit from itI suppose, but I think you can send the benefits to trusts or something too. I was just wondering because a lot of people get fucked in retirement because of taxes or having variable accounts lose value.
>>203415635>>203415635>>203415635
>>203415661Early Ok now it's not
>>203415097mine says something like eaghgh like a slightly squeaky door sound
