Sapphire and Steel edition
what's truly mental, lads, is how much i love oreo flavoured stuff.oreo ice cream? pukka. oreo dairy milk? delish.but oreos themselves? i could take them, or leave them.funny that, eh?
might get a big iron on my hip (big iron on my hip)
clicked on /v/ it's literally just porn and outrage bait now
just prefer playing games on console me, feels like i'm playing an actual game and not some tech demo on an overpriced box that will be obsolete in 2 years and where i have to spend hours googling if there's ever a problem
watching my mad men
love toilcorr filing paperscorr answering emailslubbly stuff
wish i were a greaser in the 50s and then a beatnik in the early 60s and then later a hippie in the late 60s, imagine the different kinds of fanny you could sample
>>203396335this but unironically
>>203396335that however ironically
>>203396374would find her quite sexy if not for that huge mole on her neck, should get that removed
just ripped off one of catbergs claws because I got no (you)s
>>203396331did they remove that from the netflix version like when they removed jez from peep show painting himself black around the time of george floyd? or did I just forget this scene?
always have a wank before and after gymtoil, really i should limit myself to after
Would like to live an work in india and take an indian wife from any caste
>>203396323fair enough lad*boots up tf2 to play pyro horribly*
>>203396438how do you even manage if you do it beforeit throws me off so much but post gymtoil it's awesome
>>203396483not immediately before, there's a good few hours between
>>203396433well as you can clearly see from my screenshot, i'm watching a bluray rip via VLC
NOTHING beats a post swimtoil wank
imagine a time traveller takes you to the future and it's not really a utopia or dystopia but the technology is a lot more advanced, would you want to stay and live there or go back to your own time?
>>203396511but that's illegal or something lad
>>203396323>overpriced boxcan you pirate for console? because if not then the console savings are negligible
>>203396511wasn't saying otherwise
sucking down this morning's jollop
>>203396537*sparks up a joint**smirks*so?
>>203396520shoulders would be too tired for that personally
>>203396542>can you pirate for console?yes if you hack your machine, however only virgins play pirated games, piracy is strictly for films and tv only
I tried swimming after not doing it for 16 or so years. I was too cocky.
>>203396567I just splash about don't usually actually swim all that much
>>203396534install a cyberdong and go back
>pc games are tech demosthe irony here is the most modern consoles games are just that. also, modern consoles have no exclusives. lol, consoles died with the xbone and ps4
>>203396578why? shouldn't be that hard
might buy one of those massive brick phones from the 1980snot really practical though because in addition to its size, the battery life is like 20 minutes
been enjoying God of War: Ragnarok, Silent Hill 2 remake up nexttotal cost of both: $0
>>203396304looks like the kind of gay little pistol a lady would keep in her handbag
Got the depressing music on
>>203396588I just found it hard to breathe and even though it wasn't a full length pool I was exhausted before I reached the end. Managed about 5 lengths. Was swallowing so much chlorine I felt sick. It was outdoor and in february so maybe if I did it indoors I would have been less sapped. Not a fat cunt either and I run 5 times a week.
>>203396288
>>203396323written like someone who has no idea what pc gaming is actually likealso>overpriced boxyou mean modern consoles aren't?
mad how car phones were a big thing in the 80s and 90s and now it's illegal to talk on the phone while driving
>>203396595Couldn’t pay me to play god of war ragnashite
>>203396634>now it's illegal to talk on the phone while drivingaustralia is a mad place
>>203396630an xbox or ps5 costs like $800, your $5000 light box makes you look like a massive virgin
>>203396622bit worried now i wanted to get back into it again, one of my mates was very sporty so we went basically every week with his parents when i was little but it's been yonks
>>203396639you mean it isn't in the uk? i'm pretty sure it is in america as well, the only exception is if your car has one of those built in thingies that lets you talk hands free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ntQf1Mjy-M
2 degrees feels like -1! With windchill. Cold morning.
>>203396644I spent $900 to build my pc like 4 years ago and it’s still fine
>>203396651>the only exception is if your car has one of those built in thingies that lets you talk hands freemy phone has a speakerphone system
>>203396649I think you will fare better indoors. I was just sitting around shivering in freezing water trying to breathe and the cold made me feel like I was made of lead. I was also getting repeatedly overtaken by pensioners.
Might list the greatest actors. Would you be interested if I listed the greatest actors?
>>203396672yeah that's what i meantso if it's actually legal to pick up your phone and hold it to your ear while driving i'd be quite surprised
>>203396644>$5000so we're just pulling figures out our arses yeah? Wow can't believe the average PS5 game costs $250
In no official order:The guy who played BilboThe guy from Roger RabbitThe big guy opposite what's his name in In Bruges
>>203396690>so we're just pulling figures out our arses yeah?no we're not, that's literally what a decent pc costs
told the cat i loved her then she yawned
Sucking a fag
>>203396580looks nicei would think every public swimming place there would be filled with indians now
All homegrown Americans. Hasn't been a decent British actor since Lawrence of Arabia.
>>203396719if you have no idea what pc gaming is like then yes, you probably would assume it's thousands
>>203396644Aren't consoles ~500? anyways an equivalent pc would be around 800 but you can do a lot more with it and you can build it in a case like pic related. The downside is you gotta research the parts and buy some used. The rgb fad IS pretty gay though I gotta admit. But it's video games, so it all makes you seem like a virgin regardless of what you use to play.
>>203396736whatever, it's still more expensive than consoles, at least double for a mid-range pc
Do people still play baulders gate on ps5? Only reason I'd get one
Inceldom and car culture go hand in hand. If you live in Europe, and thus live in an environment with heckin walkable cities, you naturally have lots of cool places to meet people like bars, parks, etc. There is no excuse for being an incel if you live in Europe.
dont like console wars but consoles let you chill in the couch instead of your computer chair and that is enough to be better
woken up by acid refluxlovely
>>203396802you can connect a computer to a tv
>>203396811lol tell me how many people actually do thatlike you actually waddle to your living room, pc in hand, and connect it everytime you want to play something, only to do the reverse to use it regularly
>>203396756>Aren't consoles ~500?i'm talking in AUD here because i can't be arsed to convert it for your convenience
>>203396831why not just have a dedicated computer for gaming that sits by your tv? how's that any different to having a console?
Gentlemen, I am desperately in love with pic related and wish to buy her a beer.
>>203396811ah yes playing with a keyboard and mouse hunched over a coffee table
>>203396852again, you can connect controllers to a pc
the true enlightment of pc gaming is realising that most games that push graphics as their main selling point are fucking shit anyway and the truly fun stuff will run on a toaster, saving you money as you can either buy used cheap or build now and have it last a long time.
free free paestine
>>203396856but how many pc games do you want to do that with>
>>203396852Need wireless remote then cast screen from PC or laptop
need to shave ffsand clip my nailsand trim my nose hair
>>203396831I have mine permanently hooked up to the TV, with a small light keyboard on my lap
>>203396871how many console games do you want to do that with?
oooh gaming i'm a gameri game on this machine, what about you?oooh i game too but on a different, BETTEr machineoh really, well i think your machine is shitfuck offfffrfienfopsme? been over gaming since uni. got a life, you see
not sure if my guts are okay todayate and drank a lot yesterday
might make a move on the toilfu soon
>>203396847so spend even more money on a secondary PC? even more financially stupidi dont really like consoles but buying a proprietary system is still appealing to people because no one wants to do that
>>203396903let me guess, only played cod, gta and fifa did you deanz?
>>203396909what did you eat
figured out a way to solve the palestine conflict
rorke walking into his nan's living room, $5000 pc in one arm and a bundle of cables in the other to scold his nephews for playing on a console, only to struggle with the display settings for half an hour
>>203396630>modern consolesWell well well... haha
>>203396924pasta and that
>>203396924mostly food
my only pc is connected to tv
>>203396916>a secondary PCi have a (small) desktop computer under my telly for gamingand a laptop for computerwho the fuck sits at a desk in current year unless they're working
cathy walking into her nans living room with her butt hanging out of her pjs
deerdem
bro has /brit/ on the big tv screenprobably takes him a solid 5 seconds to sweep the mouse from the left side to the right
You will NEVER have a family, a loving wife and kids. You’ll die alone
>>203396977
If you played video games below the age of 15 your parents failed you
Just don't want to go lads
>>203396996
>>203396989big dpi like my knob
wearing my palestine terrorist head scarf
>>203397011but you've got to is the thing
>>203396996I'm married with a newborn daughter.
i ride 125cc. like steve mcqueen. maybe ill be the one who delivers your paki pizza
Hey janny, how about you suck my fart?
rorke hit his head getting into his car and had a seizure
>>203397037>marrying you but in a wig based
yanks be like>going for COZY autumn and winter vibes it's going to be so COZYYYYYYY
*squeezes my nose, simultaneously making a perfect imitation of a clown nose honk*
Love mogging my Asian wife by drinking a tall, cool glass of milk with dinner.
>>203397076bro they look nothing alike
Was just posting in a thread about how apparently Taiwanese are Chinese so they should just join China but I actually successfully steered it into the direction of Taiwanese are Taiwanese not Chinese and because the Taiwanese government was the one who actually made the 100 year deal with the English for Hong Kong it should actually go to Taiwan instead of China, people started agreeing with me and some Janitor deleted the thread kek
morning
rorke's family trying their best not to comment on how ugly his new chinese bird is at the dinner table
>>203397139good morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
>>203397134Compress her head like a mario POW block and they have the exact same head
>>203397137was just listening to this lecture at the "who asked" convention
think my bad knee has come back with a vegence
>>203397163not in the slightest, every feature is differentnose, eyes, mouth, cheeks, chinare you faceblind
Need to ejaculate inside of a pretty Chinese thang
>>203397155*clozet
>>203397182okay tyler calm down
I take american guys out the closet. I'm known as the Fulbright Boybuster
im a piece of squit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VMSdwRCKaU
>>203396732it's in a 99% white area
they call me purple aki
>>203397339oh so that makes it better? racist prick
>>203397353yeah it makes it better because there's no indian men perving at people
>>203397365indians are the best immigrants you idiot they are ceos and doctors
>>203397372yeah and pervs too
>>203397378theres more white sex offenders in australia than indian sex offenders soo...
Lads is there a type of JAV database where I can look up an idol and get a code for every JAV they have ever been in?
>>203397387is google broken?
wanked
people start picking on us indians out of nowhere, rent-free
just finished the racismlad edit of reservoir dogs
>>203397454but there aren't any black people in that movie
>>203397421>Aussie reading comprehension
>>203397472exactly
>>203397482isgooglebroken?
>>203397486was hoping to get this exact reply(there is actually exactly one black person in a flashback, you should've known that)
>>203397037imagine these 2 as princess daisy and her goomba slave in a mario porn parody with a plot based on 1850s alabama
Greg Walace
new skepta song quite good lads
new cunta song quite cunt cunts
is this accurate?
old kurser song quite funny ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy7IfJ_LiWg
remember kerser vs 360
remember your last girlfriend
>>203397582...yh
Yeah my knee is once again shaggedWhy won't it heal?
>>203396695Would go to Hellfest with and shag her rotten in the toilets
>>203397493I only watch racismlad cuts mate
absolutely mental that italian-americans pushed columbus to relevancy for decades to have a claim to america only for him to turn out to be a spanish jewwho’s next wogbros?
ah madon...
my turbonormie leftypol friend said 'jews are actually powerful' to mehmm but when I said it 5 years ago it was a problem
i told my absoluteautist rorke friend 'jews are actually powerful' as a jokehe then started blabbering about how i could say it but he couldn't, anyone know tf he's on about?
>my turbonormie leftypol friend said 'jews are actually powerful' to me>hmm but when I said it 5 years ago it was a problem
>>203397660>>203397662ruffled some feathers I see
time to start the week off right and get on the tins and bokkles early me thinks
>>203397621Most people are ants, cant think on their own.Its not until the media starts talking about how they are systematically cutting off all food shipments and genocideing another nation holocaust style that they can start to add the numbers together
203397621203397674why is blud like this
Dead misty out
ktim
>>203397749you've at least shagged yeh?
got the racismlad bootleg of good kid m.a.a.d city on :)
Just turned my phone screen back to 60hz and it's basically unusable
just woke up
>>203397757ahaha yea...
seeing more and more dead people on my TWITTEr formerly known as X feed i am SICK of thisDISGUSTING website
>Simply placing as few as four live ants into a container of milk provides enough microbes, enzymes and acids to kickstart the fermentation process that creates yogurt.So why aren't you making your own yoghurt?
In the realm where strangers become companions, I extend my heart, open and unguarded.
had too much coffee so a bit anxious before my date :/
>>203397822Are Semites arguing about who is killing who again?
>>203397834Don't wee yourself
>>203397825i make my own yoghurt by pouring milk into old yoghurt potsi have been doing this for 20 years
>>203397846much more likely I'll feel like a vom x
Saw three sheeps walking in a line
point of odour - lisa stinks
fuck sake rorke
the moon is a hoax but the moon landing was real
*enters /brit/*
another week of toil
>>203397966should've made better life decisions sad little toil freak x
what is the least hated city or town in britain
>>203397991barnstaple
had the night off of work because I was sick. feel a lot better but im call in sick again
>>203397994ok thanks
>>203397991we dont discuss it with outsiders
>>203398021nah someone already told me, sorry
>>203398096hooting
lts raining hard so l wont bother showering before l go out
>>203397200>>203397182>>203397163>>203397134>>203397076you're all jealous
im going to attack a senior citizen
can't wait for the upcoming weekend
>>203398182Dry here
ive shagged plenty of birdseven had a few girlfriendsbut i have never loved a woman
>>203396266Sapphire and SHITE
You were also issued a warning on all boards with the following message:If you are having a crisis, please call Lifeline Australia at 13 11 14.Please don't hurt yourself, anon.
>when she texts "come over"Yeah alright I guess...>When the depressed mate texts "I'm sorry" at 4am*Instant transmission*
good morning. i hate women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3veZk73CfIU
>>203398223why don't I get anything like this
>>203398253>*Instant transmission*what you mean like, his message comes through instantly?what?don't get it
just ate 6 eggs now my tummy hurts
>>203398356still here aren’t you?
>>203398351follow the leader, leader, leader,follow the leader
>>203398408unfortunately
>>203398389imma dun a tummy shame
just follow the leader, leader, leader,follow the leader
Just ate 4 eggs and feel fab!!!
top 10 craziest karen freak outs
>>203398389how'd you have them?
just ate five eggs and feeling a tad peakyfive seems to be the limit
>>203398425right then, keep it up lad
florent malouda, louda, louda,florent malouda
>>203398437>hello my soup had a poo in it l would like to speak to the managerlol ok boomer
never ate a negg in my life
i'm a piggermeaning, i'm a pig, who wants to be black
gary barlow
>>203398481oi was roiped as a choild
can't stop oggling the cronem batons
instant karma for trans rights protestors
>>203398450a rotten business
trannies dont want to be women they want to shrink their willies to a prepubescent state because they're developmentally challenged and still attracted to child characteristics
dont fancy going ahead with today
>>203398629cool it with the transphobia yeah?
scouted a lad in fifa youth academy called william nwonka
just realised i;ve never seen a naked down syndrome fellado you reckon they have normal willies and everything
>>203398629actually we try to prevent atrophy because you get better surgery results when there's more to work with
>>203398662i have when ive taken advantage of them for sex
>>203398683ok
>>203398669>there's more to work withso why shrink the cock and balls then you spastic
Hopefully israel will punish hezbollah for this latest terrorist attack
>>203398662>>203398683>>203398697
Eyyy why you gotta shrink my balls
playing my flute
>>203398711we aren't trying to and it doesn't actually happen unless you take literally no measures to prevent it
sounds like sum white people shit...
love seeing pink-flushed soles from this anglefucking LOVE it lads
leftypol listens to travis scott
Presenting the "Hawk tart, peas on that thing!"
>>203398712they cant win. every bomb that lands in an arab city reduces standard of living which increases poverty and the need for more babies. israel aggression is literally boosting arab fertility
>>203398750warm pork pie, mushy peas and mint sauce is unironically pengalso works with a shortcrust pastry lamb mince pie as well
hawk pooah, shit on that thing
>>203398735>meds dont shrink the genitalsok schizo
rorkes an expert on hormone reassignment therapy now
only going to wank once a week now
>>203398762damn 9 people already thought of my joke https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22hawk%20pooah%22/
>>203398745never seen the pink-flushed cheeks of a women after you've kissed her though, have you
a footfag and a tranny. monday morn is real degen hours
>>203398773I can check if you want
>>203398795surprisingly for a /brit/oid, yes
>>203398754the israelis want a constant enemy producing factory to attack them every generation so they can justify a larger invasion and gradually take territory and everyone else in the world cries and then says just don't do it again ok? repeat 5x and they have the whole country reclaimed.
Found a random bottle on the ground, lads. Might be perfume, will probably give it to the missus.
>>203398802why are you here. everyone here hates you. go back to your discord containment server
>>203398787penis size expert rorke
>>203398820Good lad
>>203398820ur crazy that cud ba anythin
better get ready for work i suppose
Chris Wood just scored for New Zealand in their friendly against MalaysiaThey're 3-0 ahead with a few minutes left to play
went to the military comissariat but it was closed with only a phone number at the door. had to drop my certificate at the administration in the same office I was issued it minutes ago because that's where the guy on the phone sent me. no idea what this was but they said they'll send it through.
Got my Safeguarding exam today lads, feling nervous
>>203398831no he dadn'tDIDN'Tdid not
>>203398821not in any discords, this is my home
>>203398820what if its corrosive acid and she sprays it on herself
>>203398838hope you get droned
>>203398662at my primary school there was a down syndrome lad and whenever he had a melty he would strip naked and make all the staff chase him while all the classrooms had to be locked
down in the wanking mines for fourteen hours today
>>203398838mad how you'll be in a gif getting your testicles eaten by dogs in 6 months
>>203398827Nah, what's the worst that could happen
>>203398846whatever you do, just dont shag the kids
>>203398867it cud be a bottle of aidsy piss and she might get aids lol
>>203398859someone has to do it
>>203398857shrieking
datetoil in 40 minutes
>>203398857Holy mother of based
>>203398851rorke larping as a tranny to win an argument because there are no leftypols in his 4chan containment threads
>>203398885another day another wrinkled slapper
>>203398857Become ungovernable
>>203398904vgh... modern medicine
screaming reading through the seething jews here, they really are bizarrehttps://x.com/jewsarethegoat/status/1845538470782980223
>>203398904who was the first guy to try that out. check his harddrives
and so begins the battle of winter morning
>>203398867.
>>203398904honestly wanking over this
>>203398814No, they don’t. Israelis just want peace. Ask them yourself.
>>203398891unfortunately just really a tranny
>>203398904now cgi the hair in there and hand out poosmell scratch cards
>>203398930They are literally all mentally ill
>>203398831Well, he wood, woodn’t he?
>>203398953will not believe you until your post your breasts and willy in 1 image
>>203398904
NEW>>203398982>>203398982>>203398982
might be my chance to feel a woman
rorke requesting tranny nudes to own the libs
>>203398891Leftypol isn't real, it's just a bunch of spergs pretending to be the people they "hate"
>>203398950ok the IDF then
