Fievel edition
>>203398982can't post that
nervous before my date
IT DOES NOT SMELL
i listen to emo music
>>203398978buy me a drink
WOAH! Is that Pisstonardo Scrinildo giving the devil finger to Gregg from MasterChef?
>>203398996Corr imagine seeing a BBC irl, bit like meeting the pope
>>203398982Absolute all time classic.
Let's get this day smashed team! We can do it guys wooooooooooooooI
>>203399009*adjusts your bowtie and wipes a vegemite stain from the corner of your mouth* you'll be fine mate x
>>203399036Oh shit my team leader is on /brit/
>>203398982He is very peng innit. Do you know what i mean?Fuck you Don Bluth and your emotionally manipulative 80's animated movies.
rorke dating a black tranny because they're one of the good ones
>>203399054
Daily reminder that gaming youchoobers are not to be trusted. Not only do they get free copies of the game pre-release, they get lump sums of cash from the game companies themselves to shill the product. Oh, sure, they are "supposed" to disclose that shit, but who the hell could ever verify that? User reviews on Steam and your pals on 4chan are always the way to go.
Good morning sirs
>>203399011same
Fuck sake got shit on my bollocks
so is bobby or kemi winning it
she is fit tbf so you can sort of understand Kanye
>>203399069It's just banter. I loved those films. Disney were retards for letting Don Bluth go make his own stuff.Do you know what i mean?
>>203399096told you to stop pooing upside down didn't i
>>203399112
do you know what I mean? I'm from portugal
well said lad
>>203399138thats 190 mate
i have a nice arse
Beauties, all of them
>>2033991352011 ahh meme u tweakin out here unc
might book un hotel and wank on speed for a couple days
Had a nice dream about being a wizard who lives in a dungeon, but i'm actually a fraud and the protection spell i put on the castle is in reality me just paying the local barbarians to stay away.
>>203399146I know
>>203399155that's really inappropriate t b h
I’ve had enough
>>203399188Is there a spell to make you go away
>>203399187Would the cleaning service abide by a Do Not Disturb sign for 2+ days though?surely they'd be obliged to check to see you weren't dead
>>203399202yes the same spell i used on the barbarians. give me money and I will leave.
>>203399208yeah that's why the sign is there mate?maybe after like a week they'll knock and then come in if you say nothing but 2 days?
>>203399159
Toil in 2 hours
umm gf isn't getting back with me even after i cried in front of her last night think she might really mean it this time wtf do i do
>>203399188already been done ladsearch for a film called 'wizard of oz'
wen di new hire walk pass wit di big clapper
>>203399194
>>203399230suicide attempt
>>203399224Very Yorkshire-looking face. Remindful of continental Germanics, unlike the bulk of modern Englishmen who are more akin to Frenchmen and their neighbours around the British Isles' Celtic fringe
wtf is this true
>>203399231oh yeah. Thought it was familiar
>>203399230tell her youll top yourself
anyone seen catberg? ever since the haitians moved in next door he's gone missing
why do yorkshire dwellers say it as "yuerkshuh"
>>203399247I remember that from a cuddles & dimples strip in the dandy
get in there deano my son
>>203399188can't imagine the neeky sort of shite you have to be reading/playing/watching non-stop to have a dream like this
Imagine living here
>>203399246>>203399259i already said i was going to jump off a cliff but i said it with half arsed conviction and neither of us believed i would so can't use that card again
>>203399256Can't even fucking remember why she resigned at this point
>>203399274Sexiness, unironically.
>>203399274accent
>>203399109mmhmm u just kno she used to get a whole lotta hood luv when she was yung x
>>203399295kept getting deals rejected wunnit?idk either if it wasnt that
>>203399230Wow can’t believe crying in front of her didn’t work
>>203399274https://voca.ro/1bpkEFjw2IMN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMzi2fi3k-A
>>203399295says in the tweet
>>203399290send her a photo of you with a rope around your neck and a plastic bag over your head and say "you did this"
>>203399247It was realAll of it
>>203399318Forgive me for not taking @BreakingNLive as gospel
>>203399338you're forgiven but don't let it happen again
Morning lads.
might crack open a beer or twelve
if she actually breaks up with me that will be it for me i will have to go back to rotting in my smelly childhood bedroom at home as i did until i was 21 and my virginity will grow back over night and i will never speak to another girl again
thinking about consensual nonconsensual with elastigirl
>>203399315Corr might have a wank to this
>>203399352and a doki doki morning to you as well
auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong
>>203399360Why don't you actually kill yourself? Can't ignore you then, can she
paid for a femboy twinks flights from america to come here and shag me
>>203399360your virginity wont grow back don't steal valour
>>203399230>>203399360Your girlfriend wasn't worth it. She didn't even have big tits or a nice arse
ahem
SLT more like Stupid Lazy Twats lol
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75156184/#q75157165https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75156184/#q75157671remember being itt like it was yesterday
>>203399388envy
massive booger eating sesh currently underway
i'm fabian delph.
>>203399450Mental how realistic they made it look
me mum warned me about you lot
>>203399524tbf she does know most of us biblically
*twiddles thumbs*
I will find indian girlfriend
ffs pooed myself after i passed out from steamingtoil
galloping about like a horse
>>203399621statistically likely innit?
Haven't had a shower since SaturdayWonder if people will be able to smell me on my lunchtime runtoil
>>203399624that was a canter at best, fatty
>>203399378carradine'd
>>203399623happens to the best of us
>>203399635stupid bitch
if your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him
Bring back the Bond Bug, says I
might cry
right im going to book minigolf and a meal tonight as surprise and then she will get back woth me
mumberg got dutch elm disease again
sick of living going to kill myself
>>203399698except for you it's just regular golf
>>203399710You were also issued a warning on all boards with the following message:If you are having a crisis, please call Lifeline Australia at 13 11 14.Please don't hurt yourself, anon.
>>203399710no you're not, pipe down
anyone read any good books? don't like fiction
>>203399710Good lad
I like the way that guy sings "but if you close your eyes" in that song. Sounds funny
>don't like fictionSurest sign of a midwit
>>203399736buh dif yoo clEUWs yer oi ss
googling psychologist for pedophiles
i haven't been a good person and haven't been nice to her lately im going to do better and we're going to have a future together and thats lush
How the fuck do you all afford to live
>>203399760You're going to fuck it all up, as per
who's going to tell him lol >>203399765
https://youtu.be/iUO4mrC38Dw?feature=shared&t=1698realest shit I've ever heard ong fr, how would this not blackpill you?
>>203399765I rent
>>203399765live in the green bit
if it's hip, it's here
>>203399783What an ugly cunt
Pedophilic disorder is a type of paraphiliaTrusted Source. Paraphilias are persistent, atypical sexual interests, urges, or behaviors that cause distress or harm to one’s self or others. . These urges and behaviors involve objects, activities, or even situations, like non-human objects, pain, or non-consenting people.Paraphilias can sometimes be manifestations of OCD. People with pedophilia OCD (POCD) may experience repetitive thoughts and ruminations related to the fear of offending, and medications may help to reduce repetition.
>>203399765Live in a commuter suburb like Maynard Keynes
>>203399837>Paraphilias can sometimes be manifestations of OCD.Reckon that's me with BBC
>>203399826mad how badly he could rape you
let's talk about josh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3MWLRsu2ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3MWLRsu2ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3MWLRsu2gwhen graham was good
>>203399897go on then
may watch a film. Nothing going on at work rn so
gf has a rabbit but I feel no empathy for it like I would for a dog or cat still just like a goldfish or something to me
>>203399913Might join you - what are we watching?
>>203399908uhhhe's a good lad
Shoe0nHead is so cute, wish I had a gf like her
>>203399913get the gay porn on
>>203399923That's okay you're allowed to be a psycho
>me talking to my penis a minute into sexDo not come, do not come>My penisI'm gonna come!
bit cold innit
>>203399932I would tell you but some little lad will spoil it
>crossboard seethingnot healthy laaa
>>203399923Has it got the upwards pointy ears or big droopy ones
>>203399964I can't talk about anything on 4chan I haven't seenI need to watch every damn season of a show before I dare even mention its name
>>203399980big droopy ones
>>203399980Big pointy or big droopy?I'm a big pointy heheheheh
anyone here ever seen a fight that began due to a misunderstanding
NEET wastrel here, should I play Civ 6 all day today or nah
>>203399986now ain't that the truth
How will you react when your daughter does this?
>>203400016Play ck3 and do a cuck start instead
>>203400028what a lack of nubian luvin' does to a mf'er
>>203400044What is a cuck start
>>203400028Would just disown her and possibly leave my wife if she had a problem with that
Grandma at 35
>>203400014every time I sex
>>203400028with support and love
I'm like an empath except instead of feeling people's emotions strongly I feel women's arses on the train
Play the heckin' incel game and use a cuck start!!
>>203400091That's how it should be!
>>203399736have always felt the exact same. it's like i wrote this post, and yet you're you, and i'm a different person.
anyone ever struck you in the head with an object until you're fatally brain damaged
>>203400091And I’m a khhv at 28
Did 11 press ups followed by 11 press ups followed by 10 press ups
>>203400117You sure?
4 sleeps 'til Diego Day
>>203400091Crikey
>>203400063If you want to be king of the Empire Britain the easiest way to start is play as Scotland with a custom character who only has a daughterThen marry the daughter to the English kings heirBoomYou've guaranteed England annexe Scotland without a single war
>>203400127ya
next ssm upload 4k camera will be gone
>>203400123No do 10 blowjobs
>>203400117we are all one in the same my friend
>>203400141I usually just start as a random count in a faraway land and blob all over the map desu, arbitrary concepts like 'England', 'Scotland' and 'Britain' mean nothing to me
>>203400016Not gonna do anything better are ya
it's a scrandemic
ipod.... ipad.....ipaid :/....... i pissed farded shidded and camed....
>>203400068
>>203400172The most truest words ever spoken......
>>203400123i would have just done 29 press ups, but that's just me
>>203400180Hi
Scottish people pronounce know and knaw the same
reading the 1259 Pipe Roll
>>203400123good mankeep up the good work
>>203400205Kier after eating all the foreskins
doin a watch
My laptop can't even run a paradox game on lowest setting. My brain can't even run a paradox game FULL STOP!!!1!
>>203400205Open the fucking bakeries
>>203400222*blasts you with my Mong Melter(trademark) laser beam*
I'm not going to be the rotation I'm expected to be any more
>>203400192Hello
get the HMOs built
>>203400258White people didn't make coins until the 700s lmao
seesh
I'M hoping China will invade TaiwanI cannot cope much longer without a third world war
>>203400281You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.
dont want to go to this dissertation meeting franklyjust dont want to do it
ever choked on a pint
>>203400290This is exactly what I say when I'm playing a strategy game with an AI-controlled America and they make so many questionable financial decisions that they become financially poor
>>203400290ching chong ping pong?
>>203400321Uh no you didntShow me white peoples coins
drinking cold brew
Dressing gown lad, me. But it's too fucking cold at the moment. Thinking I will retire my dressing gown 'mick for the next 6 months until it starts getting warm again
>>203400322FOLC
Yeah IDK at first I thought the Asian Masculinity dudes were a bunch of losers talking nonsense but I'm starting to think they were cooking when they said it's literally that easy, just be a mid white dude.
>>203400347some parts of the uk are set to reach temperatures of 20 degrees this week
>>203400338
mental how easy it is to fuck up profile picsshouldn't need a PhD in photography to not look like dogshit on dating apps
>>203400346don't choke. I assume you're drinking alone, so nobody to save you
>been running a 500 calorie surplus the last two weeks>have lost 2kgHow does that even happen?
>>203400379What? Only Anglo-Saxons are white people. White people is an Anglo-Saxon idea.
>>203400397tapeworms
This will never not be funny
>>203399024are co-ops any good? never shopped there
>>203400389Ok but what do the human eyes look like. What mm is the human eye
>>203400389look shit from all angles me
i got a 2:1 in my degree by 0.5%. Attended less than half my classes in the end as well. Just different like that
>>203400400kill yourself cumskin
>>203400411the worst quality food, by a large margin, and the price is more expensive
>>203400425FOLC
>>203400028WaitYou can get surgery to turn you from a white person into a mexican?
>>203400420there's only one angle
>>203400425Alright 190
>>203400411It is ok but rather expensive and their minced beef is also literal shite
>>203400432kinda feel this way desui want to like the co op but almost always disappoitned and similarly i xpect it to be cheap not expensive
>>203400266Did they play that commercial a lot in the u.k?
my co-op is relatively cheap because they have self-scan terminals with no scales or anythingfeels a lot easier to pay £2 for doritos when it comes with a free star bar
Mad how Chinese get giga autistic about race and consider Taiwanese Chinese
>>203400435im 28. This was over 6 years ago
mum cries everyday because her son is a recluse
>>203400312hmm?
>>203400400
>>203400482didn't ask>>203400489FOLC
>>203400489have you tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?
>>203400456don't talk to me yank
>>203400503Yeah didn’t work
>>203400508Make me you Pommy fudge packer kek
Love seeing people being happy and enjoying themselves :)
not a fan of maccies breakfast. Yeah I said it. And what?
>>203400544me neither
>>203400480Ah yes the Taiwanese became a different race in less than a lifetime
>>203400544Quite like it meself
>>203400536ktim except if they're a couple in which case i hate them
>>203400544Ronald McDonald is after you now mate
>>203400544it's shite. awful tasting. especially the sausage. just awful awful food for awful people
>>203400499Not Anglo-Saxon. Not white.Only Anglo-Saxons are white. Anglo-Saxons invented white people.
>>203400480Yes, the Taiwanese are Chinese and Taiwanese people think this too
>>203400583You're a spack
Anglo-Saxons are scared of bushmeat.I also have a bushmeat sandwich at work and they get scared of it kmao
>>203400612awful person
>>203400617im not scared of your mums bushmeat
>>203400602turtle doing the white person face
>>203400632Sent that cunt flying back to timbuktu
>>203400632Anglo-Saxon with micro dick thinks he gets pussy
>>203400653>>203400617What's this new gimmique then
wordle took longer than i'd like to admit
>>203400662the foreigner with a chip on his shoulder gimmicktale as old as time!
>>203400662Here eat my bushmeat sandwich
Looking at photos of myself over the years. Experienced twink death at about 20, somewhat recovered it from 21-24, bit now I just look like a complete slob
>>203400665Spaincuck!
>>203400704Lovely BBFs
>>203400643That's a tortoise mate
>>203400704two weird dots on her forehead
wanking into a mans gaping arsehole
>>203400704mental how i was born as ugly as i am and there are people who look like this
>>203400665Done ya
>>203400731There's no difference between the words
>>203400753except the letters and the meaning
One man. One mission. To abandon his family to become bennie-scrounging dolescum on a different continent. An inspirational tale.
>>203400731thanks
Her boyfriend is blacc
>>203400762The meaning is inventedYou can rest now
>>203400753ok cody
>>203400780have you skipped your meds this morning mate?
going to the 17th century anyone want anything
>>203400766And somehow he still ended up in the UK >>203400778I'm black so no
I love nuclear war, Russia, and Anglos
>>203400778reckon i could talk you out of your violent ways
>>203400749niceI went adieu, sugar, gamut
>>203400796one of those big turkey legs x
>>203400800>An-my lê
>>203400784so I didn't actually use it wrong since im from an american countryretard antipode
>>203400796James VI dead successfully
might have a wank
>>203400778I bet your name is some yank shite. Brody? Jayden? With a name like that, you couldn't batter a fish, mate.
>>203400800Glad I bought URNM
>>203400796Jacobean Ruff please mate
builders tea toime innit?
>>203400810Are you trying to claim the photographer wrote the article?
>>203400844What
>>203400812canadian use american english?lol
>>203400844Are you try to be retarded large retard?
>>203400844No I think he's pointing out that it sounds like anime
i could kerb-stomp you, don't try me
My hair parting is making me anxious
>>203400865
>>203400844Pathetic little worm little freak little scrote little loser little scum little gimp
corrr love sucking down builders. yorkshire gold.
>>203400844Braindead post
Current interest is goth girls who look like they hate everyone but would be nice to you behind closed doors.
>>203400489why not try to help your brother?
