Stop, DaveWill you stop, Dave?Stop, DaveI'm afraidI'm afraid, DaveDave, my mind is goingI can feel itI can feel itMy mind is goingThere is no question about itI can feel itI can feel itI can feel itI'm afraidThe monkey sat on a pile of stonesAnd he stared at the broken bone in his handThe strains of a Viennese quartet rang out across the landAnd the monkey looked up at the starsAnd he thought to himself"Memory is a stranger, history is for fools"And he cleaned his hands in a pool of holy writingTurned his back on the garden, and set out for the nearest townHold on, hold on, soldierWhen you add it all up, the tears and the marrowboneThere's an ounce of gold and an ounce of pride in each ledgerAnd the Germans killed the JewsAnd the Jews killed the ArabsAnd the Arabs killed the hostagesAnd that is the news
So we left Beirut, Willa and IHe headed East to Baghdad and the rest of itI set out NorthI walked the five or six miles to the last of the street lampsAnd hunkered in the curb side duskHolding out my thumb in no great hopeAt the ramshackle procession of homebound trafficSuccessAn ancient Mercedes DolmuşThe ubiquitous, Arab shared taxi drew upI turned out my pockets and shrugged at the driver"J'ai pas de l'argent""Venez, " a soft voice from the back seatThe driver lent wearily across and pushed open the back doorI stooped to look inside at the two men thereOne besuited, bespectacled, moustached, irritated, distant, lateThe other, the one who had spokenFrail, fifty five-ish, bald, sallow, in a short sleeved pale blue cotton shirtWith one biro in the breast pocketA clerk maybe, slightly sunken in the seat"Venez, " he said again, and smiled"Mais j'ai pas de l'argent""Oui, oui, d'accord, venez!"Are these the people that we should bomb?Are we so sure they mean us harm?Is this our pleasure, punishment or crime?Is this a mountain that we really want to climb?The road is hard, hard and longPut down that two by fourThis man would never turn you from his doorOh George, oh GeorgeThat Texas education must have fucked you upWhen you were very smallHe beckoned with a small arthritic motion of his handFingers together like a child waving goodbyeThe driver put my old Hofner guitar in the boot with my rucksackAnd off we went"Vous êtes français, monsieur?""Non, anglais""Ah! Anglais""Est-ce que vous parlais anglais, Monsieur?""Non, je regrette"And so onIn small talk between strangers, his French alien but correctMine halting but eager to pleaseA lift, after all, is a liftLate moustache left us brusquelyAnd some miles later the Dolmuş slowed at a crossroadsLit by a single lightbulbSwung through a U-turn and stopped in a cloud of dust
I'm in the thick of itEverybody knowsThey know me where it snowsI skied in and they frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice I'm just cold40 something milly subs or so I been told
tips for approaching in nightclubswell you dont want to be full creepyou approach them face on so they can see you, then you lean in slowly to their ear(if they jump back that's a clue you're not in lmao)and say whatever, "you're pretty", "let's dance", "your outfit is really cool"assuming they assent you then quickly escalate with dancing front to front touch her with your arms, assuming again all positive signs, you lean into kiss her and then bob's your uncle.sometimes though you can be caught fishing for more iois while dancing with her but not getting a good enough signal to go ahead then to just get it over with you can go "can I kiss you" or "can i put my arm around you" and then you get closure one way or another
might shave my butthole and post it on the world wide web for money
Didn't read any of that
>>203408603Worked for niko, guess it could for you
yes these literal essays that nobody will ever read were definitely worth saving for the new
>>203408603you can make money from this?
nth for the gyaldem
saw a beautiful sunrise this morning. pumpkin orange sky over tall silhouetted trees
>>203408566how to dance. i only know gayporn dance
got my comfy rollneck jumper on
>>203408737what you mean with her?
>>203408752yes and on my own
IM GOING THROUGH MY LOTR PHASE AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203408745little winter foreskin is it
>>203408774confident fun energeticwith her you make eyecontact and mirror each other and get closer
>>203408500love rog but dsm redux sucked.
>>203408782you could call it that yes
back from my date with the girl I met 14 years ago at a partylet's just say it went well ;)
>>203408774when i was watching gogglebox recently they were watching strictly come dancing and all the grotty women were all saying how sexy some bloke looked and he was just doing the air hump move over and over and over
anime
>>203408832did you pop your willy up her fanny
>>203408814yeah but I will look like I'm at rainbow rhythms
>>203408850yeah!
>>203408853dunno what that is
>>203408844autistic gimp slop for paedophiles
instead of bun in the oven do australians say pavlova in the pantry
>>203408871yeah you don't know much do you pal
>>203408891another shrimp in her barbie
>>203408898i guess
>>203408832>the girl I met 14 years ago at a partyBaby shower was it?
I didn't "watch" Flushed Away (2006). I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.
>>203408871
Is this really the fucking thread
>>203408930that's aggressive dancing though
>>203408891Id like to tim in her tamId like to be the roo in her front pouch
>>203408891i'll fucking kill you
she sucked on my willy while she wanked herself and said I had a nice willygreat stuff all around
>>203408566blud has never kissed a female before
she can didgeri my doo any day
>>203408928kek
>>203408972project on
maccas
>>203408985I'm married lol
>>203408998what's his name?
>>203408998"sure"
>>203408982that's good but I think'she can doo my didgeri" works better
>>203408997*pretends like my ears didnt prick up at this post*
>>203409005She's female >>203409008Who are you quoting
>>203408566Nightclubs are just fucking shit unless you're tallIt takes one guy above 6'3 to take up the attention of all 10-20 of the fit girls in the vicinity
>>203409005>>203409008hes been done
Canadians have become extremely yankish in recent weeksWonder what's going on over there
>>203409033Im 6ft 5 and this is a short person cope
>>203409033go to proper places not just tiger tiger
reckon you'd make a good ancient king?
>>203409057No shit? Are you retarded
>>203409046How so?
actually quite enjoyed my time with the lass hope she'd like to shag again soon
>>203409076erk mongolia king?
>>203409077Height stuff is just 4chan nonsense
>>203409076goodness no
>>203409084you trying for the posted it again award or?
i go to clubs for the music. some great djs touring these days. not sure what you incels are blabbing on about.
>>203409076I would be one of those kings that just lives a life of unbridled hedonistic debauchery in his castle while the country goes to shit
>>203409096how about you FOY
>>203409081Just lost a sense of irony and become much more materialistic and generally retarded
>>203409105dont like music too loud
SHE WAS ABUSHIVE TO THE STAAAAFF!!!
Having an utterly poo cup of coffee right now but keeping at it anyway because I want to support local businesses
tried to watch Jason X but it was terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJMI3H0Tf8
>>203409105How old are you
>>203409057So are you saying that I shouldn't trust my eyes or something?Or you're saying I'm stupid?
>>203409133why does that matter?
>>203409128that whole series is awful
>>203409135Your own assessment becomes untrustworthy when you have a complex about your own perceived inadequacy
>>203409105>goes to clubs for the music>calls others incelskek
>>203409135Just a bit confused lad x
>>203409170incel post
appear to be having a bit of trouble uploading files
>>203409145It just doesWant to know if you're a weird old fella bopping in the back to himself
Honestly mental how good the new advanced voice mode is in ChatGPT. Imagine how mind blowing this shit is gonna be in even just a couple of years lol
I go to clubs for the overpriced drinks
>>203409192i go with my mates. seeing bonobo on saturday with them.
having a cheeky read of the Historia Regum Britanniae
watching Siege of the Saxons (1963)
You have more chance going back with a bird with hinge/tinder than you do in the nightcluband that says a lot
i'm bi
computers struggling to get files uploaded
>>203409233i dont
>Stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt meMad that we taught this at school like words are ok but violence is never the answer. Now violence is justified if the words are hurtful
love fat girls
I went to clubs to have a fun time getting drunk with friendsObviously yes you can do that at home or at the pub but it was just a nice energy outlet to go to a place with loud music and dancingNow that I have no friends, it would just be a place of pain
>>203409274what happened to the mandem
>>203409225Used to love this film. Full of reused assets and low budget but still comfy
>>203409252that's because your photos are probably shit and you don't larp efficiently
>>203409112I see
said it before and I'll say it again dating apps are easy
>>203409235finish the post
>>203409293not OP but I was in the same situation as him, and my mates just slowly distanced themselves from me over timethey started to arrange plans without methat's why i'm on here
I saw a documentary claiming more men are poorer than womenThey don't include the fact most of them are brown thugs
waiting for some cock.
>>203409295For me its pretending to be normoid and then slowly revealing my insanity
>>203409293All finished uni and everyone dispersed around the country and fell out of contactI was the only one that stayed in townGo to work socials on occasion but it's not really the same
>>203409295ye tehy're shit co sim ugly lol
>>203409076Yes because I would successfully buckbreak all the Saxons and re-establish Belgica in Britain
>>203409341Happened to me with my high school mates as well :/
>>203409341>they started to arrange plans without mehappened to me pre-uni. absolute cunt move
these blacks
why can't we be friends
>>203409410>cunt moveHow many parties did you invite them to?
Bought a guitar on eBay while drunk last night fuck me
>>203409410don't worry lad, rest easy knowing that they don't ever think about what they did to you given that you meant absolutely nothing to them
>>203409458are you a new learner or are you one of these pros with 12 guitars
>>203409450Mental how they have to carry their phones because skirts don't have big enough pockets
I go to clubs to awkwardly shuffle on the spot while sipping on drinks and watching other people have fun
love getting recommended the same 6 to 10 videos by youtube
All in all your just another Brit in the wall
>>203409450*im getting the word nonce *
a gritty retelling of the legend of King Arthur
Pint and a pack of nik naks down the proverbial hatch
would love to see my gf take a huge femboy cock
>>203409453none because i went off and made friends with some decent people>>203409489i do, thanks
>>203409537mate it's 3pm on a Monday what ARE you doing
>>203409516Theres 6 videos on how to cure gayness?
>>203409510this as i've got too bitter i just get depressed seeing other people having fun and not being part of it
In my case, my mates distanced from me because they all got girlfriends and I didn'tso when we weren't doing stuff together, they were preoccupied whilst I was just lonely
>>203409491Been playing since I was a kid but i haven't in a while and need to start a proper practice regimen to get above being just mediocre I have 8 guitars now mostly vintage Japanese Friends of mine are professionals though and they borrow mine for recording as they're quite nice
>>203409557Long day innit
playing some geoguessrdoing some geoguessr-ing, as it were
Have to go to London for a conference next week. Any recommendations for good places to eat? Staying in Kensington but don’t mind travelling.
:)
>>203409619my place ;)just kidding spainnonce you're a complete twat dont come here
>>203409619>don’t mind travelling.Whitechapel fried chicken.
>>203409545>never organised anything with them>why don't they like meYa seethe
>>203409582Still half the day left
>>203409575thats a lot of guitarsmaybe its time to try some new stringed thing
>>203409619Bossman's chicken shop
>>203409619Come round to my gaff if you want lad you can have tea with me and my mum. Think she has a fajita kit in the cupboard if you like that
A warm, forgotten half-pint of Madri on the steps of Trafalgar Square
>The Telegraph revealed in 2022 that the Labour-run Brent borough council tabled plans to rename the local Gladstone Park, with “Diane Abbott Park” suggested as a possible new name.
>>203409685Love it !
>>203409685good thing they specified labour-run council, otherwise anyone would have thought it was reform naming a park after diane abbott
Mad how those British soldiers in Afghanistan were innocent despite them shooting at civilians and stuffYet the Nazis were evil for bombing London, a city most Brits hate anyway
did the man play the banjo, did he?
The Rvmfvrd BVLL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_Town_Hall>Although it is not fully understood how it came to his attention, Rochdale Town Hall was admired by Adolf Hitler.[23][24] It has been suggested that military intelligence on Rochdale, or information from Nazi sympathiser William Joyce (who had lived in Oldham), brought the building to his attention. Hitler admired the architecture so much that it is believed he wished to ship the building, brick-by-brick, to Nazi Germany had German-occupied Europe encompassed the United Kingdom. Rochdale was broadly avoided by German bombers during the Second World War.
>>203409703Horrible little gremlin
Dutch is not a real language
>>203409736lol thois is me
>>203409655Yeah but they're mostly different (steel string, 12 string, hollow body, 3/4 nylon, etc) and that one bass guitar >new stringed thingYeah I want an upright piano
>>203409716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQ3dAg_cpQ
Why do British school girls wear such short skirts ? Im 26 and i was taking a bus after finishing a night shift, my bus journey is about 50min and i was sitting on the second floor at the front window and ive seen so many hot girls who couldnt be older than 15. Lot of them wear very short skirts and thigh highs. One of them was putting her thigh highs on at the bus stop - wtf? How is such provocative shit even allowed? I had a raging boner the entire journey and i am quite envious of boys in their school cause they can have a nice view of the girls when going upstairs and behind them .
>>203409644>>203409680Honestly wouldn’t mind trying a good chicken shop, none up North where I’m from and none in Spain either. Is Morley’s as good as people say?>>203409681And people say Londoners aren’t friendly :3 aw
>>2034097304in1
>>203409619all your larps involve food you must be absolutely obese
>>203409680I have explosive diarrhoea every time i go to bossman's because they use the same oil to fry the chicken that they got when they first opened 12 years ago
>>203409619You want to experience five things. Fish and chips. A Full English. A curry. A Sunday Roast. A Greggs.
>>203409763:|
*enters brit*
>>203409768Morley's is shite, dry and tasteless, flabby crapYou want to go to KHF in mile end
Why are you replying to the nonce?
>>203409805I’m English lad, had plenty of that when I lived up Norf. I wanna have something I can only get in London.
>>203409763Weird thing is when you're at school it doesn't seem to matter very much. Adults make it a bigger thing than it is
GIve us a crep check before you head off to the chicken shop lad
>>203409864100% i did not give a hsit at school i fancied the 18 year olds the 20 year oldsnow i'm 30 the 16 year olds are like omfg
pizza in the oven
>>203409763Slagishness is the lifeblood of British culture
>>203409894
Yeah but I'm talking about those BASED black guys
>>203409860£12 pint and £25 cocktail?
>>203409841Will check it out cheers lad
cant stop fucking hiccuping
>>203409837that is so rainbow rhythms
You're gay if you don't find 16 year olds fit desu. Not noncey cause johnny law says it's fine.
sounds like a lot of hoopla
>>203409763
>>203409970‘
>>203409619Rowley's for an excellent steakRegency Cafe for a fry-up in a vintage cafeKikuchi for top end sushiBeigel Bake for hot salt beef sandwiches
>>203409837Brother's wedding is coming up and I genuinely fear this will be me after one too many ciders cos I'm such a lightweight
>>203409860What is London famous for these days though? Unless you want to try the meme foods like pie and mash with liqor and jellied eels. Or get a curry in the East End.
>Toillass brings her kid into the office>He's really loud and annoying>She takes his iPad off him>He goes away for five minutes>Comes back in>"Do you want your iPad back then?"Fuck's sake
>>203409993*wakes you up at 3 in the morning*
the listen
>>203409735just looks like a shit houses of parliament
>>203410020Kids are completely retarded now, reckon anyone who raises their sprogs half right has a massive advantage
>>203410020Kid has her wrapped around his finger. You should throw a big bulky computer at him
BBC love they Oxbridge gradss
>>203409989Appreciate this lad, cheers. I’m there for a few days I’ll look into these x>>203410016You can get literally anything in London that’s the good thing. Being famous for one meme food is for mid cities not global cities
>>203409170You don't go to some grotty techno sweatbox to pull
>>203410020Men (the dads) aren't allowed to enforce discipline so this is what you end up with
>>203410089>You can get literally anything in Londonyeah like a knife in the gut or AIDS from stepping on a needle
>>203410020alri scrooge mccuck
The fellas down the pub call me Dave
got cluster & eno on
>>203409735I like Wokingham town hall a lot
>>203409989not too long ago, I remember when you could pick up a smoked salmon bagel from beigel bake for £1.80
>>203410117The dad is unironically a Thai drug dealer who's never been in the picture
mumberg says I have very bony fingers
got the dehumidifier on in the conservatory
every time i look at my ps4 there's a bunch of recently played games that i've never touched and i reset the password on the account every time and have 2fa set up but somehow there's always this turbo normie using my account to play fifa and minecraft
>>203410157Lazy
The deano is dying out. All the older deanos have become sober october, hill climbing, cycling softies that prefers romantic city breaks with the missus and their young kid. He has grown out the mad sesher phase of his youth.The younger zoomer normies cannot ascend to deanohood due to cultural and mainly economic differences between the two generationsThe deano will become known as a creature that was unique to the 14 years of Tory rule, from Cameron to Sunak and like how the chav was associated with Blair’s new Labour
>>203410146yup so expensive now rekt since lockdown
>>203410089if you do go to Regency expect a queue but it's worth it cause the inside hasn't changed at all since the 50s and the old bloke that takes the orders shouts out your first name when yours is ready
>>203410119Soft sheltered cunt lol
>>203410115Where do you go then prince charming?I bet you lurk outside uni clubs
>>203409735>>203410052the source cited is the fake Hitler visit to Liverpool made up by his nephew for his bookso it's complete bullshit
>>203410173Nowt wrong with being lazy is there?
>>203410157She's gagging for a good fingering
North Korea's Army is mobilising as the same time as China's navyWW3?
>>203410146i think it got twitter famous or something so they can charge outrageous prices now
>>203409993
>>203410187Based lol, love the old greasy spoon aesthetic
>>203410209Can only hope
Congoloid nigger BBCs
>>203408500Roger Waters murdered Pink Floyd.
>>203410248
>>203410149Is she white?
imagine living in london so you can eat more food handled by brown people who use their fingers to wipe their asshole
Mental how as soon as WW3 starts suddenly money for giving people productive jobs will appear
>four ovens, Jeremy?
>>203410260Unironically Irish diaspora
>>203410252after writing all their greatest most iconic stuff? sounds like he put them out of their misery then
>>203410252Roger Waters IS Pink Floyd
>>203410182I know quite a few proto-deanos, so I think they'll still be finet. zoomer
>>203410236It's the whole of brick lane thoughthese days to get a decent priced curry, you have to haggle with some ugly Bangladeshi man for a deal with the missus
'ri*becomes attracted to men*ooooooooo 'ello
Northampton Guildhall for me
>>203410182So this is it... the end of Spoons
>>203410300Mental how true this is
i'm a youtuber now
>>203410271obviously one of those horrible cuckshares where there's about 10 people stuffed in a 3 story house
>>203410271four ovens and no turkey
Why didn't you stop it, lads?
>>203410343left - racist right - progressive and futuristic simple as
>>203410343was but a sperm in 1994
>>203410343213 churches are demolished and converted to mosques every year in Britain
ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell
what you going to do when the pennies drop
>>203410282>>203410285Waters once said he didn't know anything about music and couldn't even tune his bass. Richard Wright had to do it for him.
>>203410372this is, literally and unironically, a good thing
>>203410372alhamdillah
Rorke claiming he’s a proud nationalist then demeaning war hero Churchill for being a “pozzed kike lover” or something
>>203410402why?
>>203410400oh he couldn't tune his bass, I guess those songs were actually secretly terrible this whole time then
I’m off to play on me Switch lads x
one day you're going to be 50 and wondering why you spent your best years posting poo on an anime website
almost forgot the Alamo just then
>>203410343sad how many historic buildings survived throughout the middle ages, puritan rule, great fire of london and/or nazi bombs just to be destroyed by victorian classicists or retarded town planners
>>203410343stop it? demolished it with my bare hands myself
True Rorkes are anti-war, sending millions of young white British men to die for JF was the beginning of the end
>>203410441...yh
RussiaChinaIranDoesn't consider their citizens subhumanUSAEuropeWants to exterminate their own citizens
>>203410441don't think i'll be wondering that at all
>>203410449mad how shit the 2004 movie of that is
Rorke was a lefty in 2010 and became rorke in 2016.
>>203410480move there then you endlessly boring cunt
>Great American Railroad JourneysMichael Portillo? Michael Top-Kino more like
Who is Rorke in your mind, lads, is he:>nerdy 'chud' character who plays map-painting games and wishes Hitler won in WW2 so he would have a white trad gfor>gymrat who listens to the Joe Rogan podcast and is engaged in all that 'manosphere' bollocks
a trans girl stole my heart
>>203410480idiotic post
>>203410475Rorke wants war so he can revolt with guns given to him by the government like Carausius did
And this "Rorke" is he in the room with you now?
>>203410523both
>>203410523
>>203410523if you have to ask this question you might be retarded
>>203410523Rorke morphs to fit the required scenario
JULIETTE GRUBERULIETTEGRUBER
>>203410519michael palin did it better
>>203409763like this?
>>203410523neither
Black tightsSimple as
rorkes da
>>203410589>>203410604
>>203409763um why are you checking out schoolgirls you vile nonce? *reaches for heavy object*
>>203410523whenever I mention rorke I'm usually just describing a moment from my life
>>203410400German kindergartenkindern be like if I don't have a swastika t-shirt I can not be Nazi yet their whole wealth and existence is predicated on Nazismhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_companies_involved_in_the_Holocaust
>>203410620lol this is so true
>Why are British Muslims an interesting group to explore when it comes to meat consumption? For a start, their consumption counts. The halal sector accounts for a large share of the UK’s meat output. 71% of all sheep and 22% of all chicken slaughtered in the UK are slaughtered using a halal method . British Muslims consume more meat per capita than the general population , including 20% of the country’s lamb
>>203410589CORRRR
Tonight's kino sorted
whenever I describe rorke I'm usually just describing myself
>>203410650Fucking hell how depressing.
>>203406375>>203406375>>203406375
>>203410645>20% of lamb her>70% dlaughteredHm
>>203410655yeah well done mate that's the gimmick
>actually believing he's going to leave his bedroom let alone go to london
"Rorke" is on suicide watch because his mum found his onahole
It's clue-gaining time
I often just have freevee channels of shit shows on for noise, hours upon hours of Wicked Tuna. Can’t be arsed with films or anything.
>>203410619>*reaches for heavy object*sorry m8 your mum's still at my place
>>203408544>>203408544>>203408544recycle
>>203410372Not true though is it
>>203410402how many layers of "shabbos goy" is this post on?
>>203410855
>>203410655in that case...>>203410753rorke wouldn't buy one in the first place, cause he'd know his mum would sus the package
NEW coming soon lads
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