canadian thanksgiving edition>>203395279previous
Am I shadow banned
>>203415645no
Look at the Canadians trying to be human by celebrating thanksgiving too. You're not fooling anyone, leaf.
>>203415704Who are you replying to
>>203415741your mom
>>203415715we were the first one to celebrate Thanksgiving though
>>203415750>Little girls first time
>>203415645i dont think 4chan does shadow bans
The 4chan version of shadowbans is marking you wait 300 seconds to make a thread and then rejecting it as spam when you hit submit
Which Scream character are you?For me it's doofy the cop.
>>203415803Shut up, syrup guzzler. Get back to....guzzling....syrup
>>203415947sidney
>>203415947The principal played by Henry Winkler
what would you like if you were to build a house for you?
>>203415947whichever is the most retarded
>>203416026Something like this but lifted like the chesterton windmill
>>203416026i like my house now but if i had to add one thing i would want to add some natural light to the study like this although i do like the den being kind of dark i don't know it's pretty calm since it's dark
Candy Corn taste so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear tellin you they nasty
>>203416561i know it's waxy, i like it because it's waxy
Can a non-ESL tell me what this expression is supposed to mean?
>>203416221I have build something like this before. I cannot stress enough the importance of blindsfor the glass ceiling. You can get them with blinds between the glass, or outside, but you definitely need them. Triple pane would be even better.
>>203416708age will knock a man on his ass
i know guys shouldn't care about his looks and all that, but i literally look like a minion, this shit is depressing
>>203416708Age will flatten a manThe years weigh heavy
>>203416708It means that as you get older you get flatter. It's pretty simple yuronigger.
>>203416708age will fuck a man in his ass
>>203416708are you stupid?
Gonna go to Costco for lunchWhat should I get?'dog or pizz'?
>>203416710of course, i have some really old hand me down books that i don't want to get sun bleached or degrade
>>203416459>>203416502>>203416807>>203416949keep em going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDAcbxz0fuQ
nothing feels good like you in red and blue jeans and your white and night things
>>203416997
It's kind of neat how many homeless people in California look like dark souls NPCs
No Brian No fk No nonce Daytime /cum/ is healing
>YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS JUST LIKE MY SOULSGAMES!!!
>>203417137If I'm going to live in a dystopian nightmare then I'll find silver linings wherever I can
>>203416949I want you to look like that
>>203417301i look like this sorry
>>203417301someone here said they liked this character the other day so i'm just playing to the audience
>>203417128dont jinx it nibba
>in the middle of a retarded dispute between a stupid Persian woman and her HOA
>>203417317That's fine too>>203417361The other image isn't Marisa thoughever
>>203417090amazing
>>203417575they seem to be friends though
>>203417233>Dystopia>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PsTdoHyvnaA&pp=ygUNQnVzaCBkdXN0b3BpYQ%3D%3D
Not gonna dox myself but I basically look like this.
Fucking peak weather today
>>203417856i look like this
>>203417874Seems the weather has again seized fucking sense and released hated sweltering heat
How come every conversation I have with someone has to somehow result in death threats
>78 degrees>sweltering heat
>>203418022That's it, I will kill u
>>203418022what kind of conversation were you having
>>203418022that's how men talk to each other
I need to become a cage fighter
>>203417471is she hot
>want to move to mexico and gentrify it>cant get citizenship because it was my great grandma that moved hereits over bros
>>203418392a bloo bloo
need to listen to phonk 24/7 to motivate me to do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzfYl_4B6MY
>>203418429>my white sides moved here in 1600si suffer because i cannot leave
ate too much cant move
>>203418569be strong anon this will pass >>203418609me
>>203418667What do you like about that image
>>203418724it's relatable
More like retardable
i think the based move is to limit what colleges can charge for tuition and adjust it according to consoomer inflation
im gonna take a short nap and then clean and organize my pantry
>>203415635I like this picture
>>203419122Enjoy your nap <3
do i need to rinse my rice
this is some fucked up shit
>>203419249depends on the amount of starch you want to retain
you need to 'retain' some BITCHES, nigga
>>203419415you are factual incorrect since BITCHES avoid me
>>203419415LMAO I love this fuckin guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1E6xvM7PeA
These Mexicans in my area are real animals, veremente bestie. So when they start to sell those 4th of July fireworks these fucks buy up the entire stock and just intermittently fire them off year long. Last night was one such night, bellamadonna it sounded like fuckin Beirut
shut the FUCK up diStefano
>>203419249depends on the type of rice too because sometimes it's already rinsed. But I always rinse it anyways>>203419871found the culo
my thoughts fluctuate between money and bitches
why does my hairline have to be so fucked up
in case trump wins in novemberWhat Canadian city would suit me?>totally woke city>LGBTQIA+ friendly city>trans friendly city>I am in favor of blacks lives matter>I am in favor of feminism>hates convervators>anti-trump city
do NOT reply to fernando
can you hear the drums fernando
>>203420129>>203420065>>203420040joe mama
>>203420129Yellowknife
any JOI asmr?
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>203420537maimy
Genuinely ALL I need to be happy for the rest of my life would be $750,000,000
>>203419871>no, music too loud>no, firecrackers too loud>no, gardener too loud>no, motorcycle too loudis there anything you fucks don't find loud? no wonder you guys relate so much to Ted Kekzinzky
Helped dad to move a plant but he knocked over a lamp and mom screamedI was crouching in a ball on the floor for like 30 secondsHiding upstairs and rocking slightly
I wish I had a nice ass
>>203420630The erudite and sophisticated man prefers peace and silence
all i want for christmas is tuuuuuuuuuuu
>>203420630Just quiet the fuck down, Pablo. We don't need to hear everything you're doing. I could make a list of things you did today because I could hear them allI'm Italian (not Latinx) and even we aren't as loud as you guys
>she's actually 25 but you thought she was 16 so we caught you pedo
I'm gonna use this for the next NEW
>>203420040lol, the National Guard is worst that the Federal Police
>>203420641oh god im gay.... guess im gay..
>>203420778You will only find peace in heaven, this place is for pain and suffering while you get drunk and listen to Peso Pluma
>help indeed know why youre applyingbecause I need a fucking JOB
Me? I'm heterosexual and attracted exclusively to biological women.
>>203420971*because I don't want to be homeless
>>203420888It's not gay to be 'miring
>>203420891You don't even know what's going on there
>>203420641Jigglebutt
show vagene and bobs pls beautiful
>>203421081I don't need to know, I just stated a fact
>>203421081>>203421148sexo con mejican cummy bummy
>>203420951Enlightened words
>>203421013I have more rizz than you, you can't even match my mewing streak
cumpsters are p jealous nowadays cause they dont have a swaggy coin collection like me lmao.... go on seethe lol
>>203421387I have a binder full of neat and somewhat rare pokemon cards
>>203421387>>203421466I only collect rare amateur porn.
https://youtu.be/goQ4ii-zBMw
In the worst way, imma show em how Black playRollin diceFuckin with me's like snake eyesI break guysSit back and watch my cake riseIt's all about the Benjamin's, trueThat be the mottoRan outta ammo and started to throwin bottlesS'fucked up how Diddy did my mans Black Rob
>>203421543I collect amateur dick pics from men I have catfished and /int/posters' dick pics.
A good post conatains:Relevance:>These Mexicans in my area are real animals, veremente bestie. So when they start to sell those 4th of July fireworks these fucks buy up the entire stock and just intermittently fire them off year long.Last night was one such night, bellamadonna it sounded like fuckin BeirutEntertainment Value:>we were the first one to celebrate Thanksgiving thoughCall to action:>be strong anon this will pass Ever notice how shitty and (You)less posts don't have these qualities?
>>203421628I have /int/posters' dick pics sorted by nationality.
>having a mild heart attack from booze withdrawat least this ladys teaching me to stitch. dont have a sewing machine though
>>203421639Hey! I'm "relevant"! Neat!
>indigenous people's dayFUCK OBAMA
dressed fur success
>>203421980What's wrong with it?
>>203421980Umm sorry sweetie it's the first day of Hispanic Heritage Month now
Catberg is always yelling and screaming at night because she can't see very well and gets lost in the dark.
>>203422004It should be Columbus Day
unforgettablethat's what you areunforgettable
>>203422046Why?
I was using the dormitories laundromat and usually people just plop people's clothes on top of the dryer if the others are occupied but someone neatly folded all my clothes for me. I hope it was a perty girl. Hopefully if it was a girl, she recognized my clothes and is stalking me
shut the fuck up
In 2019 these were 99 centsI bought one this morning at it was $2.79 plus tax. This is literally a one or two bite sandwich. Shit is utterly out of any semblance of control
>>203422164I'd rather shut the fuck DOWN
im getting videos from the hood bro aw hell nah
>>203422212Forgot pic
>>203422233
>>203422034She probably can see. She might see something outside
>>203422327average floridian establishment
>>203422326This. Unless she's EXTREMELY old, she can see just fine in low light. Cats eyes are designed that way.Cats are attuned to things that we can't perceive. There's no way to know for sure why a cat would yell, it's unknowable
>>203422326nah it's cause she's retarded and gets lost inside my condo. if i turn on the light or talk to her, she'll jump up on the bed and go right to sleep.
im starting to recognize pajeet naming patterns and could tell a name i never saw before was a female name but it wouldnt have been guessed by someone unfamiliar with those jeet names this is sad bros
>>203422423i hate that for you, brother
my roommate thinks throwing everything on one table or on the couch is cleaning
>>203422423Same with me and Spanish names. I can recognize their English counterparts now and I really wish I couldn't.I miss being in an English only country these god damn Mexicans are everywhere
>>203422522I need to clean my house laterI'm NOT excited
it should be Columbus day, who gives a fuck about the indigenous people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Ythis song has a nostalgic song and is peak early 2010s yootube
>>203422587erm actually
>>203422398miss that big weird eye they do. whenever i did my laundry and re-sheeted the bed, my old cat used to jump in there and his eyes were all huge because it was dark. miss you, buddy.
I apologize, but I do not feel comfortable interpreting or commenting on this image, as it appears to promote harmful stereotypes and biases regarding migration. Perhaps we could have a thoughtful discussion about immigration policies and their complex historical contexts, focusing on factual information and respecting the dignity of all people. I'd be happy to provide objective information on migration trends or discuss more constructive approaches to addressing immigration challenges, if you're interested in exploring those topics.
Do not think me racist. I'm just a miserable misanthrope who hates everyone equally
>>203422714it makes me laugh that they don't consider that the Spanish colonists are the proto-Mexicans, literally the founders of this dump known as Mexico.
Do think of me as racist please
i hope my headphones charge before my incel walk
>>203422875Do you have gay airpods?
>>203422814>Doesn't have a race>Is racistWhat did he mean by this
i should probably eat something and drink water. i'm sure vodka and paracetamol are just as good, though.
yup, nice fall day
>>203422888I have gay JVC 696969420XL somethings
>>203422875>Headphones>ChargingThe world i growed up in is gone
>I work from home
>>203422961literally me
gotta bike to the track club while it's over 70 degrees out, but when i bike home it'll only be 50 degrees out. dressing for this will be suffering.
If black guy came and started scratching your car while you were in it would you come out and kill him?
>>203422994You'll warm up as you get riding. If you're like me then you'll want warn gloves.
>>203423096you are a genius. i totally forgot about gloves. however, the track club is a social gathering, so there will be plenty of standing around talking before i actually bike home
What is a reverse mortgage? ELI5 please.
>>203423188you sell your house to the bank, but you get to live in it for X many years, while the bank slowly buys it from you.
>>203423178what's a track club
savour the fall season for itll be over soon and we'll be in horrible terrible winter
>>203423306it's a club for people who run around a track (or run around other places)
>>203423188What Tom Selleck will use to steal your fucking house, if you let him
>>203423318Savour deez nuts
>>203423318No it won't
>>203423318Winter is based I hate you summerfags who like it when it's 115degoddamngrees
>>203423083I would just claim it on my insurance because I'm not a n-word>>203423188It's an equity loan scam. So you get a loan based off of the value of your home, typically this money is used to pay off the existing mortgage. The catch is that you're only required to pay the loan once you move out of the house. If you die the heirs will be responsible for the debt lmao.
I cycle a lot but can't run very far without having to walk :c
>>203423368winter sucks. the cold weather rapes my lungs when i'm just trying to get good cardio
>>203423368cool your jets, imo winter and summer are the two worst seasons
There’s no bad weather only the wrong clothes :D
getting on the roblox dating scene
>>203423448only people who live in temperate climates say such things
>>203423476post gyatt
>>203423476This nigga speedrunning going to jail.
My friend of two and a half years has stopped talking to me. Now what?
Hating Summer is reddit
>>203423627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kbLwvqugk
Need it or keep it?
roblox is full of pedophiles and scary
the problem isn't that i don't have friends the problem is that i can't, the problem is me
Just found out today is Thanksgiving in Canada
>>203423752We celebrate the harvest finishing.
honestly feel as if canadians have our worst interests in mind, as historically been the case...
>>203423752What they saying thank you for, not being frozen to death?
Time to shave again so I don’t have to wear a faggy beard net at work
>>203423702>$100Give me the money and I'll increase it tenfold in one afternoon.
>>203423797>from the country with our worst interests in mind
Thanksgiving is straight dookie. Any food that you have to drench in gravy is not worth having a celebratory day over
In 5 years no one will know who that is
>>203422931god I wish it would rain here
>>203423821Not supporting your gambling addiction
>>203423837Make real gravy with the animal drippings and animal fat. It's not masking the flavour, but being a part of it.American gravy is powdered shit.
Thanksgiving in the modern era has to be so trash and soulless and non-comfy. Everyone's on their phones, talking about bullshit or politics. I miss pre 911 thanksgiving
>>203423903>American gravy is powdered shit.my family always made gravy with the turkey drippings so I guess you're wrong?
>>203423903>Make real gravy with the animal drippings and animal fatis there another way?
>>203423887Don't be a dick.
>>203423935>has to besounds like you weren’t invited to Friendsgiving
>>203423958>turkeyProblem spotted. Turkey is a shit bird. Buy a chicken, goose, duck, etc.>>203423959Yeah, the powder you add water to.
>>203423903Okay but it's still gross and I want a borger>>203423959Yes picrel
>pecs still sore from chest workout ugh
Indian diplomats are being expelled for being involved in organized crime and spying
>paycheck never deposited This jobs about to experience what my free labor looks like. It’s not difficult to pay out on fucking time.
>>203424029proof that gymfags are all gay
>>203424030Take the rest of them when they go.
I swear on gyatt
>>203422961sexuo
>>203424030Wait, Trudeau told the truth months ago?What was he distracting us from, if he was willing to tell the truth?
>>203424013>Turkey is a shit birdYou aren't so great yourself. Turkey is nutritious and the centerpiece of Thanksgiving
Lisa the treehugger was the first episode that lead to The Simpson's downfall
>>203424030>go to restaurant in Spain>white woman (latino) is working the counter>go to restaurant in Germany>white man is working the counter>go to restaurant in France>white man is working the counter>go to canada>
apparently the rest of the world doesn't eat PB and J'spathetic people
>>203424202It's dry and doodoo hence why you have to drench it in gravy to make it tolerable. Fuck that bird
Green Party neighborhood of dreams.Would you want to live there?
a latina woman can work my 'counter' if you know what I mean
>>203424202>You aren't so great yourselfI don't live in a culture of cannibalism.>Turkey is nutritious and the centerpiece of ThanksgivingThis entire conversation is about how the other anon was saying that turkey sucks shit so much, you have to mask it.
>>203424231liar
I like to shave my mustache before all other facial hair to get an idea of what my Chechen doppelgänger must look like.
>>203424232My sister brought these with her from the US.God tier snack….
>>203424024>>203424013y'all made this shit up. there is no way that grocery stores sell powdered mystery goop as "gravy"
>>203424232I used to be very skeptical of PB & J and never ate it as a kid. Something about mixing the two never sat right with me for some reason despite loving them separately. I had my first PB & J as a grown ass man and it was pretty good.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>203424245it looks like mexico city so no.
>>203424245>Would you want to live there?No. Bunch of leftist propaganda. Multi-cultural societies are a dump.
>>203424242It only becomes dry if you overcook it, just like chicken.
>>203424249I think I got it.By counter you probably mean penis, so basically you want her to manipulate your penis until you orgasm!
how did the gaming industry degrade so bad, back in the day it was kino after kino being pumped out month after month, it was the normal nowadays we're lucky if a single good 7/10 game comes out in a given year
>>203424294i never had those but they dont countpbj needs fresh tasty bread, farmers market jam, and thick creamy peanut butter
>>203424291I do the opposite and give myself a little Hitler mustache for the lulz.
>>203424301https://www.costcobusinessdelivery.com/mccormick-brown-gravy-mix%2C-21-oz.product.10193539.html
>>203424323I'd prefer the US to Belarus or North Korea.
Powdered gravy is in all the grocery stores here and just as popular as it is in the USobviously doesnt compare to real gravy but people buy it for a quick gravy fix
>>203424376Only because your economy hasn't fallen yet. Wait until you compare apples to apples.
need a cute canadian boy to bake butter tarts for me
>>203423802"Thank you for all the immigrants holding up our economy and diversifying our country!
I have some gravy in my underwear
The girl I'm dating takes a muay thai kickboxing class
>>203424351grim. dire even
>>203424417>holding up our economy*pushing the GDP up while lowering the GDP/person
Last Thursday I bought a pack of gravy powder for my elderly neighbor and she told me I should buy it too because it’s very tasty when you add cream and mushrooms and eat it with potato dumplings. Then she gifted my kitschy owl and hedgehog decals she bought from shopping television. (She’s addicted to QVC)
>>203424442I would say imagine the smell, but you don't have to. Stay winning, king.
cute twink boys smell a lot better than girls because boys only have a butt and a penis and girl have a butt AND vagina that stinks more than a penis does. boys have simpler privates so smell less.
>>203424442Join her, learn some self defense
>>203424520>vagina that stinksno such thing if you're straight
just read a brianesque post. (it was gay. annoying faggots!)
>>203424537Umm ok
>went to gym, big workout for 2 hour>come home, eat big big meal with some gelato>jerk off and do a huge cum>nap for 30 minutesMy life is so objectively good it's an actual wonder i am not happy with it
Yeah so the media really just ignored this
>>203424560you need some big titties in your life
>>203424537So true.
>>203424560You are lonely
gonna brush my teeth and then shower and then take a painkiller and then hopefully go to sleep
>>203424583that name, photo and title make me think this is fake, even tho i know it to be true
>>203424537>>203424597that is so gross
>>203424583how could she do thisim a trumpistani now
>>203424595>>203424598Nail on the headI miss my exNot her specifically but i miss having someone to love and be loved byLife had a spark then She did in fact have huge tits i used to love laying my head on her chest and hugging her
How long without porn do i need to go before sex is close to normal again?
Voting for the jeeta because my new landlords have a giant flag for her in the yard
>>203424680Get a new GF then….
>>203424691about 2 months
>>203424691just more sex should do it
>find event on meetup.com>host's name is Doug
>>203424712What's wrong with the name Doug?
>>203424703MayhapsI am a retarded romantic tho i dont wanna get just a random girl for a couple months i only want one i will genuinely love and be serious about for a couple years at least
>>203424724
shouldve bought more sour gummy worms when I went grocery shoppingdamn
Question @everyone
>>203424724t. doug
>>203424712>halloween bar crawl near me>all my old halloween costumes are at my mom's placedamn
>>203424773how come?
>>203424712>meetup.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqGXeX9LhQ
>>203424817uh, because theyre fucking delicious?kinda stupid ass question is that
Me personally I never apologize. Why should I feel bad about my choices?
>>203424560post dick and bicep vein pls
>>203424842That only works if you're rich.
>>203424842because theyve led you to where you are today
>>203424792i am scared of women
>>203424842same, even when i think i should
>>203424842This but sort ofI only apologize when i actually feel regret, apologizing otherwise is unbecoming of a man. I encourage my friends to behave the same
>>203424861Cope harder jeet>>203424862All decisions lead to a grave regardless. You sound soft.
>>203424834sour stuff upsets my stomach. get some normal gummy bears instead
>this sour candy too spicy
>>203424792Considering how many other guys that have blown in there and how often? Not going to lick, only fuck with a condom.
>>203424792Licker all the way
>>203424940Like in general
prostitute said i was good at sex once. i know its a meme but she seemed genuine
>>203424965mothers are usually supportive like that
>>203424965She seemed genuinely eager for a tip lol!
>>203424960Ideally, one then the other, but ladies don't exist anymore, so it's not an option.
>>203424965women make money from charming gullible retards like that
for me? 18 y/o smooth canadian bussy
>>203424965Did ahe tap your head while saying that?
>>203425050i know, i didnt give her any money and she didnt ask for more so she may have actually meant it. I will be going back to see her though
I love rapping but I’m not good at making lyrics
>>203425068>I will be going back to see her thoughI was going to say that she says that shit to get return customers, but you said it for me.
Where is the motherfucking NEW
Jim carrey trying so hard to be deep and interesting nowadays is so cringe
>>203425094I make it after i fap
I am only a few days more in America. I really want to try some of the fast food. What's the best taco bell order?
>>203425116>retires>completes his Sonic trilogyYeah, so deep and interesting. You're like a decade late, while he was doing things like Yes Man.
>>2034251637 layer burritogrilled stuft burrito(steak)doritos locos taco
>>203425167Oh okay. You're totally rigjt. Sorry.
New.Now.
>>203425198Anon is gooning. We wait until then.
>>203425163Go to popeyes or canes Sonic is only for dessert
>>203425184Sounds good On their website there is only a 5 layer one? Did you mean that one?
>>203425241no. I said 7
>>203425231Canes is pretty far away from me. What would you recommend from popeyes?
>>203425276Chicken sandwich is what they're famous for.
i will only be staying in brazil for 50 more years before i go back to the void
>>203425259Is that one of those secret menu items for fat people?
>>2034252763pc mixed and a spicy sandwich no picklesHopefully you get at least 1 breast/thigh each those are the best parts
>>203425302fifty years is a lot. are you sure?
Road to 400 replies
Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch is the best podcast on earth
>>203425315its jsut one of the many god tier items theyve removed over the yearsthe grilled stuft is gone too
>>203425336>>203425336>>203425336
>>203425293What the fuck are you talking aboutPopeyes is literally synonymous with fried chicken, the sandwich has only been on theit menu for less than 10 years
>>203425325no
>>203425163>fast fooddon't...
>>203425351The chicken sandwich has been their major marketing push for quite awhile now.
>>203425345Okey so I am just gonna get 2 5 layer burritos and make a 10 layer one myself >:)>>203425293>>203425323Yea I heard that the sandwiches are supposed to be good. Gonna try those then thanks
>>203425406Get a quesarito (only on the online menu)
>>203425385Don't normally eat fast food but I really want to try the American ones atleast one time
