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>>203423681>Bert/cyc/ thread now
Sometimes I wonder if the "Chinese model" of family structure is the solution to solving the birthrate issue. We'd all like to have a wife who stays at home and takes care of our 3+ kids but that is becoming increasingly difficult to do on one income in the west. You also have to factor in that most women these days just aren't interested in doing that. Instead, in exchange for free food and housing, our retired parents should move in with us to take care of the kids while mom and dad work and bring in the money. This will take the burden off the parents and alleviate them from having to pay ridiculous daycare costs. It's a good deal for all three parties involved. Good for the kids because they will be raised by a close family member, good for the parents because they can their money, good for the grandparents because they get to be parents again and get free housing in return.
>>203427283>wants a tradwife and also to leech off his parents into adulthoodSurprisingly telling
>>203427352>wants a tradwifeWho doesn't? >leech off his parents into adulthoodSo letting your parents live with you rent and bill free with the modest expectation that they watch your kids while you're at work is being a leech?
Why are british girls so perfect ?
Some say we just copied the catholic churchcouldn't be further from the truth
> My daughter died because of pervasive NHS belief parents are wrong, says mother of sepsis victim>Coroner rules neglect by NHS staff contributed to the death of 13-year-old Chloe Longster
spainpaedophile seething about russia again is he
>>203427409mmm yes I want to live with my parents until I'm 50, very good
>>203427551They are, hohols are in retreat.The kursk operation failed.
>>203427423They rarely are.Most look (are) severely inbred.
>>203427680The ideal setup would be a large property with a main house for the family and a mother-in-law unit in back for the parents.
living with your family used to be the standard up until recentlywhy do people act like you're an incel freak if you don't pay tons of bills just to say you're heckin independent. deffo a psyop
>>203427685Gigacope.
>>203427701mmm yes let me just buy a mansion, 6 bedrooms should be about enough
RIP
need a cute 6.8/10 gf
>>203427704So true, king. We have this weird idea in the west that once you turn 18 you're a complete loser if you don't completely abandon your parents. I have called my mom every single day for years now.
always trouble in the balkans aint there
Contemplating my next vacation to one of /brit/'s colonies, I hear /cric/ is nice this time of year but a /bleep/ trip may be more within my price range
I feel like the Anglican church should be on equal standing with the Catholic Church and don't really see why it has fallen into such a state.
>>203427711Ugledar has been liberated by Russia.Ukraine invaded Kursk to relieve pressure there.It's failed.
>>203427716There's ways to be economical about it. The Chinese live in tiny little apartments. I think your average working couple in the west could manage to find a good setup. Especially in the US.
contemplating masturbating
>>203427752they still control a fuck ton of the east + crimea why are people acting like they're losing everything lol
>>203427763a tiny apartment with my parentssounds lovely
>>203427762>ugledaris that where your mum's from?
>>203427762TRVKE
dredd is free on youtube moviesin sharp, crisp 480p
>>203427762It only took 2 years longer and 150,000 more casualties than planned. At this rate they will be in Kyiv by 2345
>>203427752Gonna be kinopilled when Rusaian troops enter Kiev in 2025.
>>203427776get big sam in
>>203427778>Aussie reading comprehension strikes again
>>203427769because the estimate of Russia used to be "second most powerful army in the world" their performance has been pathetic and now they're something like ~700,000 casualties in the hole
>>203427798true, you didn't suggest tiny apartments at all in your post, my bad
>>203427808Russia is now the second most powerful military in Russia
>>203427808ukraine literally has a blank check from us and ukraine itself is already one of the biggest militaries if not the biggest in europeand i wouldnt trust any statistics, not until the war is over
>>203427808>~700,000 casualtiesRussia has 250k casualties.Ukraine 1.3m.
>>203427816That would be the North Koreans
>>203427666>666>my daughter died
>>203427794>>203427793Least subtle samefag i've ever seen
>>203427815I suggest a small room with padded walls
>>203427819If Ukraine had an actual blank cheque then there would be Western planes newer than a few F-16s and not just cold war hand-me-downs with a handful of more recent pieces
The fact that the DPRK produces more artillery shells per year than all of the Fashropean Union combined shows the superiority of socialism.
>>203427832yeah...russia can rotate soldiers, ukraine cantthat's the biggest difference
>>203427855 fashies wont ever recover from this zinger
>>203427855If only they were as good at producing food lol
>>203427852>then there would be Western planes newer than a few F-16slol they're not gonna send the F-22 and the Rafale and Eurofighter are barely better
>>203427836
haha poo
>>203427852just a few f-16s and hand me downs from the cold war.. right... keep believing that soldiers from western countries are literally dying there and you think it the aid is just that lmao
>>203427867They are, everyone has an equal diet there.Of course it's hard being a small mountainous country embargoed by the majority of the world.
>>203427879SCREAMING
Xi Jingping has a 50 yr plan to take Taiwan
>>203427879miss big don on the twitter
>>203427919What is America's plan for Afghanistan? Israel's plan for Palestine?
Commiesisters just 12 million more shells and 50000 more lives until Poleostinogratsograd (population: 150) is liberated from the fascists
>>203427938l dont worship those countries
/brit/ fascists vs commies meetup when?
what if 190 got a low taper fade
Remember they said Putin fell down the stairs and soiled himself
not a commie but don’t believe 70% of the bollocks about it in western media. /brit/ is a multipolar world supporting eurasionist sympathising socialist anti-usa anti-lgbt antisemitic anti- mass immigration chud general and some folk will have to get used to that
now that battle hardened Korean war veterans have joined Russia's fight Kiev will fall within days
MEMORIES DULL MY SENSESNEVER HAVE I FELT SO LOST
Mental how the Soviet Union collapsed faster than Ukraine
Innit mad how God saved a thief just because he had faith in Him? Yeah.
>Woman who died after ten hours in a hospital corridor was 'abandoned', say family
>>203428037
>>203427963anachronistic dichotomy for mongs stuck in outdated political thinking. it’s really liberal imperialists vs everyone else
The Historia itself begins with the Trojan Aeneas, who, according to the Aeneid of Virgil, settled in Italy after the Trojan War. His great-grandson Brutus is banished, and, after a period of wandering, is directed by the goddess Diana to settle on an island in the western ocean. Brutus lands at Totnes and names the island, then called Albion, "Britain" after himself. Brutus defeats the giants who are the only inhabitants of the island, and establishes his capital, Troia Nova ("New Troy"), on the banks of the Thames; later it is known as Trinovantum, and eventually renamed London.
Really love this evil Brad gimmick. Genuinely gives me a giggle every time he posts
>>203427977remember when russias military had 10 days of supplies left
braldey yank on a mad one
Had a nice evening guys. Went to gym, had a lovely dinner, played with catbergs, studied, watched some Assassination Classroom (very good anime), studied some Russian and had a high protein yoghurt :)
>>203428037>>203428042>>203428049>>2034280619gag tier gimmick. get a clue
>>203428100>Went to gym,got a workout routine yet lass?
>>203428109where is this from?
>>203428110Fuck off back to your own country>>203428100Neck yourself you fat disgusting tranny cunt
>Had a nice evening guys. Went to gym, had a lovely dinner, played with catbergs, studied, watched some Assassination Classroom (very good anime), studied some Russian and had a high protein yoghurt :)
>>203428109
>>203428129
miss when pornos had a story to tellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DLUwCnIPO8
does commie lad support trans liberation?
just noticed the cider I'm drinking contains cochineal. Did I just eat the bugs in my country?
>>203428129pink hair just doesnt suit ruby i think
>>203428121I try and do 3 sets of 10 at 15 kg. 1 set at 12.5 kg and one set at 17.5 kg and rotate around the resistance machines. I'm doing dumbbell curls at 5 kg and goblet squats with 5 kg. As well as warmup on either the treadmill or exercise bike and a warm down on whichever machine I didn't warm up on. Going to gradually increase the weights on the machines.
>>203428129OMDZ
>>203428150Day 875 of the 3 day special genital operation
>>203428123I dunno, just posting it cuz spooktober
>Missing 3 year old child found dead in Macon. He was hit by car, investigators say.
>9gag tier gimmick. get a clue
What's wrong with Japs?
>>203427893some more equal than others
>>203428166
>>203428159>I try and do 3 sets of 10 at 15 kgof what? db bench press?
>>203428150not at all transgenderism is spiritualist nonsense that is antithetical to dialectical materialism, as well as being yet another method of control of the bourgeoisie
>>203428173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8
>>203427949They want each and every Palestinian life
>>203428110britfeel, actually
>>203428196heh you alright commie boy
>>203428194On the seated leg curl, shoulder press etc machines.
Might become a communist
forgot something i wanted to do about 30 mins ago and have had a big empty sinking feeling in my stomach sincei basically have dementia
>>203428166>>203428192so true xister!
>>203428217Wna chat?
>>203428175the question 'what does it feel like to be the fattest person in your country?' popped into my mind. i was the fattest person in my family and it was really depressing
>>203428226how fat are you now?
Oh I forgot to say I also had a bath and it was nice and relaxing. My muscles ache from gym toil and I've been feeling a bit lightheaded too.
I lovebritish foodba-boom
>>203428240well playedwell played
>>203428174lol
>>203428234my current bmi is 21.9
>>203428240
>>203428175huge bogey on his cheek
never laughed at a big pile of emaciated corpses before, great job /brit/
>>203428271imagine all of them dead, stipped naked, thrown in a ditch, and dusted with lime
>>203428271mad how l'll never watch this with sound
I think we as a community need to be more positive. We aren't /Britfeel/ or Brit/Pol/. We are kind, decent people and we need to look after each other.
>>203428288Then raped
>>203428240wow this is extremely insensitive and you should feel disgusted with yourself for posting this
>>203428269This whopper could feed 40 million North Koreans for a month
>>203428297you're a man (male)
>>203428217Time to get serious deee lass. Get on it
i simply cant stop thinking about british womenthey are literally perfecthttps://youtu.be/ni3OZbv6Z04?si=usXePFUVbzWuD9jy
>>203428294
>>203428297you need workin on boy
lost my earphones. Bit shit that innit? Life moves on though
>>203428297I am positive you should stop being nasty then
>"A woman was trampled to death while walking her dog, shortly after sending her mother a photo showing cattle in a field, an inquest has heard."
Dont remember these episodes of Dr Who
>>203428334many such cases
>>203428355So she sent a selfie?
fuck her right in the pussy
wtf I fucking love irish food too? wow
Picked my gums with a knife last night whilst drunk and now they're swollen, painful and keep bleeding >>203428349I'm not nasty. I'm kind to everyone but if people start fights I'll finish them.
>>203428355
>>203428378You couldn't finish a wank you tepid cunt
>>203428378your gums are fucked because you don't eat properlyyou need far more protein and start taking a daily vitamin c supplement
mad how the bradley gimmick was ruined by one lone autistic noob that has an undeniable npc sense of humour
Had a dream the other night that I was on the run from North Korean police for the crime of having a moustache in the presence of Kim Jong UnNot sure what it meant
>Picked my gums with a knife last night whilst drunk and now they're swollen, painful and keep bleeding
>>203428396My gums are usually fine. I take vitamins everyday. It's because I picked at them with a sharp object.
>>203428402who says noob lol
>>203428404sounds like an entertaining dream at least
>>203428422noob, novice, newcomer, new beginner, novichok?
>>203428414why were you picking at them?you don't eat properly anyway and I have no doubt that your gums are suffering for it
>>203428402don't have to say who wrote your posts here mate
>>203428404Had a dream last night where I was in a hotel smoking and then the smoke alarm went off
>>203428355clarkson at it again
>>203428432Because I was drunk and gum picking is kind of pleasant in a way. It hurts but it's oddly satisfying.
>>203428309she's cute but I saw her try an american accent in that Crawdad movie. truly awful
>Mom questioned after child found dead in Harlem; three children from location still missing, cops say
>>203428422blud still thinks the internet is like runescape
@203428450baffling
>>203428431i've been posting here on and off since 2014don't know why a bit of OC has upset you so greatly but seethe on i suppose
>>203428435can't begin to fathom what the entirety of your upbringing has been likeprobably a build up of slights and grievances causing you to become so fucked up and derangedthe learning disability was a genuine misfortune however
>>203428469Good lord what is happening in there?
>>203428469>>203428483
Almost Bonfire Night lads
little nerdy autistic discord chat fanning their posts on /brit/
>>203428483Steamed fans
>>203428482i didn't write the post you've replied to there but i have to say, you are far too upset over my silly gimmick
Everyone in /brit/ is tsundere for EW. In reality you'd all shag her rotten given even half the chance
>her
going to read more eastern philosophy so I can become more at peace with myself and the world
>>203428515kek
I once went to the gym and dropped a barbell and it put a big hole in the wall. Never went back lol. Not my problem
>>203428513Seethe on you fat neekYou'll never get the amount of (You)'s I get
>>203428515
>>203428518>her
>>203428517it was already a gimmick. you just spam it in some bizarro way to get back at th eworld you deranged weirdo lol
>>203428450yeah exactlyyou have gingivitis due to poor diet including a lack of vitamin c
Might take a vitamin c tablet
>>203428581good lad
on the vitamin c
>>203428581just eat a lemon same thing but tastes better
>>203428555you're this upset over some big brad looking jovial at death and despair edits and i'm the newfag?
>>203428581vitamin c you later, boring bastard
talentless nobody stealing other peoples gimmicks, no clear or defined creative skill or possessed qualities of his own. life's purpose? spamming and coordinating his shitty little edited images on /brit/ after the light has vanished from his eyes with another collective of ambitionless losers. this bradley spammer is probably a paedophile also
Haven’t seen mousey in a while
>>203428599Trussed him like an autumn hog and spit roasted him on an open fire
What’s the difference between an immigrant and an ex-pat?
>>203428632Expats are rich
end of the day, EW is the only good personality here.
>>203428602trip back on spaino/ew
omds yankbros why are we like this
>>203428602twat
>>203428543Of course you come here for the attention
>>203428568I had dentist last week and the dentist said my teeth were lovely, healthy and feminine.
>>203428615we're married now
>>203428652Seethe on
>>203428646>>203428651does my examining of what you are doing on an imageboard leave you wondering where it all went wrong?
>>203428602it’s spaedo so yh
>>203428641'personalities' are the worst posters in any general
>>203428654... what's the criteria for feminine teeth?
>>203428532i havent visited the petrol station i used to stop at to pee when driving into town because the last time i went there was a massive poo in the toilet but it was clogged. i just peed anyway and when i came out the worker was waiting for me. i said 'that poo wasnt mine you know. the toilet's clogged i think' and he just looked at me completely emotionless
>>203428615He's sometimes on /cum/.
which of you is going to spain soonest? bring me one of these back
>>203428683Good for him
>>203428679probably had the sharp incisors filed down or something
>>203428679bleeding gums
>>203428692spaedo has some he bought off of ebay for when he has his spain vpn on he could mail you some
doing a poo
y u so assmad?
just got called racist in spar
>>203428692>>203428692can get that in lidl when they do iberian week
>>203428713but only for 3-7 days a month, amirite?
>Elderly woman decapitated as she plunged to her death from tony NYC building: ‘She had no head’
>>203428723mental how some of those wogbirds are only 14
Spaki daily dollhouse iPhone melty
>>203428740anon theyre not real
Right, I'm going to bed. Toodle pip team
>‘She had no head’
Spaki melty! Spaki melty! Spaki melty!
>>203428759Die in your sleep
but y so angry?
>>203428762
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only conscious entity that actually exists and everyone else I interact with is just an aspect or fabrication of my own psyche.
>>203428759sleep tight *kisses*
>>203428796Sounds egomaniacal and self-centred.
The proverbial promos as it were
>>203428796Sounds based
>>203428796lad made his own universe and made himself a fucking loser
>>203428796They might as well be. What’s the difference?
>>203428796you're right
>>203428828
>>203428796>solipsismyou're not the first person to think this way
[series of unfortunate events leads to mass death]
bad thing happen
>The theory of solipsism crosses over with the theory of the philosophical zombie in that other seemingly conscious beings may actually lack true consciousness, instead they only display traits of consciousness to the observer, who may be the only conscious being there is.Much to ponder....
child death :0
alri
>>203428960What it's like posting here with spainnonce and his sockpuppets
eating sandwichdelivered to me by the man(wilberto)
>child death
>>203428960this is true for hylics but not pnematics like me
>>203428987You tell me, I'm just a figment of the solipsist's imagination.
>pnematic
>>203428988what breadwhat fillings
Tilde's dick twitches every time some one claims SN is the original person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDsqJTD5LL0Gonna watch this kino before bed.
gonna watch you sleep
Might retire in like a decade or so. Working not for me. It might be for you, but it not for me
EVERYONE WAS DANCINGNOTHING COULD STOP US THEN
if they aren’t the same person st and sn will end up shagging like amir and that grim bnp bloke on britfeel
>>203429028couldn't handle this level of reddit
>>203428240Thats actually horrific. Just the sheer amount. When you read something on a wikipedia article its mainly numbers and names of people.
>>203429028I like Map Men. Fun guys
do we think Canada is going to stop the jeets
All that spamming, thank god i did not participate in this dogshit thread until the end>>203429062Spainmong, you are reddit personified and expanded upon in ways unimaginable.
>>203429023turkey and provolone on wheat bread with lettuce tomato onion oregano mayonnaise and honey mustard
Everyone but me is Spaino
End of the day, EW has feminine teeth
>>203429093Homer Simpson ass fucking sandwich
>>203429105This but unironically there have been many moments in just the last few days where its been him talking to himself and spamming on multiple devices all at once its completely insane, because its not something he just does once a week or month, its almost every hour of every day that hes here, and his meltdowns are almost as frequent.
>>203429093>turkeyfucked it
>lettuce mayonnaise
women be buying shoes like they milipedes
>>203429116whatever that means
>>203429119*guides you back to your room*
I think with Spainmong he usually gets worse around Friday-Monday because thats like his neetfreak weekend.
used to think Gregg Wallace owned Greggs
taking the lettuce and mayonnaise off this sandwich would be a huge mistakeI won't concede
ive never given feedback for any seller on ebay or reply to any messagesi basically just use it like it's amazon
Turkey is objectively the worst bird meat, we only eat it at Christmas because of Americanised sentimentalism.Even chicken would be better from a culinary perspective, but the ideal traditionally would be goose or pig.
>>203429183I have beef on christmas day me
>>203429183a gammon for crimbo is pretty decent tbf
>>203429157I remember when niggas would leave reviews like ‘A+++++++++ would use again’
>>203429183Never had goose before
>>203429028>Map MenDespise those cunts.
>>203429231It's like if pigs flew, and someone killed and roasted one for you.
>>203429028soyjack this cunt
360 look in the mirror what do you see?
>>203428848But if he's right then he will be.
>>203429231it’s nice basically like duck but goosier
>>203429239Rorkesh
>>203429283>look at how British I amGimps.
>>203429281It was nice of him to leave himself clues then
>>203429028thanks for the heads uplove my map menmap men map men map map map men men
>>203429028>>203429239>>203429298Jay Foreman is also a Green Party shill
George Foreman is a grilled patty shill
>>203429315>Jay Foreman is a mentally retarded niggerImagine my shock.
doing some of my classic curry farts
>>203429298genuinely despise this whole "fast talking richard ayoade-esque impression" shit that has become more common among young media types like them
Red Foreman is a skilled pantry shill
>>203428174
Rorke... you know what to do.
>>203429334But it's just so heckin quirky XD
>>203429334It's a common cycle in the British media now that it's dominated by Cambridge Footlights alumni. The comedian they watched growing up imprints on them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
>>203429371>>203429334>>203429315malding
>>203429371Lol
Rorke is on meltdown over are Map Men.
>>203429391>>203429391>>203429391
Doesn't Map stand for something pedo related?
>>203429371what the fuck, why is farage there
not posting in there
>>203429028i could have held my own in that game and i dont own a channel called map man lol
