holodem edish
Feel like the more I post here and watch hyperborean edits online the more I become schizophrenic
>hololive_EN
wasgij jigsaw where the cover is a succesful married man with kids and the tag is >see what happens if he was turned into an incel!and the built jigsaw shows him grovelling in his smeggy bedroom with his mum crying outside the door
The only /brit/ factions that matter>>203429272>>203429315>>203429239>>203429062Rorke incel and Paki horde>>203429071>>203429312>>203429028Noble White Briton faction
>>203429406You do realise we are the HypoerBoreans though, don't you, Leftypol?
Currently listening to Alkaline Triohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsWI1Z-3zA
im NUTS nigga
>>203429439You guys are norf of the treeline?
>>203429439yh obviously but I might be becoming more mental
Why do British girls murder their parents then casually ask police officers if they want any tea while explaining how their parents bodies are entombed in the house?
>>203429459I've had psychotic breaks from reality before, what you're experiencing is just dissociation
>>203429438>>>/hm/2650640
>>203429489I'm bipolar and have pretty regular manic episodes if that helps. I don't take my medication.
>>203429505Do you remember them afterwards?
>>203429482Why do Asian girls often have no nasal bridge projection? Just happens to be so, doesn't it?
>>203429482Dude, your country is famous for having Ed Gein type psychos.
>>203429516Not really. Sometimes I do.
>>203429414yes
>>203429525What are some of the more scary hallucinations you've had>?
>>203429544I don't usually have hallucinations but one time I was put in a nuthouse cause I kept burning my hands cause I thought that everybody I met had touched raw meat on purpose before touching me to make me sick
>>203429391https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWaRk0yvasI&t=3420s
go toe-to-toe with me in a battle of shits, you know your poo won't last
>>203429562The delusions and paranoia are like strong feelings, aren't they?
>>203429391mating press order ranked by preference:Bae, Kronii, Fauna, Mumei, Irys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeGXNtnRbIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
>>203429574Sort of except you're fully convinced. That's your reality. Everybody really is trying to do what you think they're trying to do
>>203429482Name 987 examples
what?
>>203429521t. first ever serial killer
>>203429578love this lil nigga
>>203429562what a nutter, they can rub raw meat on your things when you're not looking they don't need to touch you
>>203429562burning with fire or chemical?
>>203429611Well yeah. I know I'm a nutter mate. I've been in a fucking nuthouse.>>203429612Both.
>>203429587The fuck???Where are the replies???????
your poo will crumble into dust and be lost in the winds of time, my poo will be entombed in stone and be a testament for generations
mad how Martin Bormann was a soviet spy
Got the brain zaps. Be rationing out my pills the last few days not been good for my mood
currently wearing the most comfortable socks i've ever owned
That's just plain WEIRD
>>203429626YouTube probably didn't have replies 11 years ago
>>203429631eat a lot of fiber do you?
>>203429602HH Holmes killed before Jack the Ripper. Keep coping.
>>203429575for me it's kronii, irys see >>203429565fauna, mumei, bae
>>203429656Yeh but also >>203429652No new replies in 11 yearsDespite the 2 million odd views
It would be cruel to make a sensitive soul like myself work, so I don't work. I don't want to force that moral quandary on any employer.
>>203429695Oh I see, bit weird.
Mental how I was just born to be insane and there's nothing except little pills stopping me from being fully mental 24/7
I'm severely mentally unwell
new capcha is doing my fucking head in, it's even got my little auto solver machine a bit confused. fucking janny cunts
Goondight /brot/
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>203429743the mindchild?
>>203429738Hadn't noticed there was a new chaptcha
>Goondight
>>203429621which type of chemical?
>>203429725>>203429730>>203429696Literally just take your meds and accept the L.
>>203429752yeah it's just a bit different than before
>/brot/
>>203429743mindrape has been outlawed by the clairvoyance guild
hickory dickory dock
>>203429792
/g/>>>102809686britbros........
>>203429792*pays the fine* Be seeing you
>>203429805epic fail
>>203429805nice one
>>203429805
>>203429805Oh, I've cocked that one up. Deary me.
>/g/>>>102809686
and what, pray tell, does any of that have to do with delicious pints?
>hitlwer
>>203429771I won't take my medsThey're trying to suppress my Aryan vril.
my life be like oooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Goodnight friends
yesterday I bend over to put empty plastic bottle into rubbish bag I hear cracking popping crunching sound and feel it I fall forward pain my back went out
>>203429575
does lyrica get you high
got tickets to oasis didnt i
>>203429886mate it's not even 10
>>203429652>>203429695Not that weirdUploader could have set the comments to be manually approved, and just hasn't logged in to approve any in the last 11 years
>>203429907crikey
>>203429872
>>203429911it is in halifax
Mental how pineapple is the best fruit
>>203429911I have to wake up early tomorrow for toil Big meeting with directorberg and projectmanagerstein
>>203429942Errrrrr. No it's not mate. It's 2:56 for me.
>>203429955ah sorry to hear that
Everyone hates me
>>203429976I don’t
>>203429969didn't ask
mad how my knobend is all cheesy
>>203429976I do
hahahahahahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTDhtQUdYM
>>203429974It's okay could be worse and anyway I work from home so it's not that big a deal just gotta put the finishing touches on my presentation with my cuppa
>>203429943makes ur cum taste good too
>>203429990trip on tilde
I'm not going to post the images I'm expected to post with this gimmick anymore.
>>203429996ah can't be bad then
my friend rorke said you lot need to shut the fuck up about him
>>203430033sheed
>>203430033heard he got a sex offender charge cos he got caught having a wank in the local park
>>203430025It's quite good Ok off to sleep for real xoxo
>>203429990mine's nice and clean since I took a shower yesterday, perfect in case anyone wants to get their lips around it (hint, hint)
>>203430008nice one ladi came up with writing "i'm not going to post in the language i'm expected to post in any more" in french earlier on but just realised i forgot to do the post
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/irish/filename/%20bradley-walsh-1493116385/Starting to suspect Heathermong is Spainnonce.
Just dipped me knob in hummus :3
proper mad what the RCMP are saying
can't stand many of you
>>203430076Reckon its time to get a job then
>>203430143i have a very good job i just started working from home most days of the week this summer
lived in Canada for 5 years now and I still don't really know what Thanksgiving is
>>203430165no you don't you fucking liar
>>203430171yeah i do lad
>>203430193piss off you insufferable fuckwit
>>203430201very reddit post
>very reddit post
>>203430201i'm one of this thread's stalwarts mate
>>203430003eat a lot of cum huh?
>>203430227googled stalwarts after i made this post and it doesn't mean what i thought it meant x
>>203430165>>203430193i believe you... for now
Smoking a blunt
Forgot what it's like to feel ok
>>203430258really not looking forward to the snow again
how sketchy is it to buy from an ebay seller with less than 100 points
>>203430165>>203430171>I'm on a night shift you mong>Just recently got sacked/laid off>Got a job working from home last month actually>Got a couple days off haven't i
>>203430287depends what you're buying. They arent gonna have hella points if they just decided to sell off some old junk in their house
>>203430287eBay has pretty good buyer protection. Would say it'll probably be alright
>>203430298i am tired of the excuses people come up with when saying they're unemployedit's nothing to be ashamed of, the insecurity of it really makes us NEETs look bad
Mad how we're almost a month into Autumn and it only just got cold a week ago
>>203430329mate you have such boring childlike observations about the worldshut the fucj up you've been going on about it nonstop like you're desperate for someone to chat too
Me? Survived several years on ESA some years they dont even call me in for an interview
>>203430298i've had a job for many years. i am the gimmickman known as the threadmeister, i used to only post during the evenings because i was at work all day. that's really the only thing i can say to prove i at least used to have a job, and you have my word that i didn't get sacked, i just started working from home most days. my sleeping pattern is neither here nor there.
>>203430329Thank fuckLess cold the better
>>203430169apple pie dude
>>203430345Fucking hell you sound sleep deprived. I only mentioned this fact once, just then.
>>203430351don't believe you
>>203430345who hurt you?
l picked the wrench
just taken a nyquil as I can feel the sickness coming on
>>203430422ok
I'm 24. I'm thinking of getting a law degree. Not becoming a lawyer, just getting the degree. I didn't finish my last year of college. Thoughts?
>>203430401ok mate>>203430379>>203430403i think he's the lad who had a huge pop over the big brads earlier on. there's something very wrong with him
>>203430429yeah
>>203430430Try getting a clue instead
BigBradNonce
>>203430455
>>203430454where do I get that
>>203430464clue store
>>203430460Mad how nobody could tell or speak out about him
>>203430464School of Hard KnocksUniversity of Life
ah shit hold onclue SHOPthis is /birt/ after all
>>203430351You're not the real Threadmeister.
>>203430464https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3TUCGI-7rSjvHsE4ONXRwwhttps://www.youtube.com/@ChrisWillxhttps://www.youtube.com/@mindmotivationcoaching
NEED sex
>>203430506
>>203430520self improve every day never stop improvingfocus on yourself
>>203430520Do you really though?
360 look in the mirror what do you see?It might not be for you, but it's gonna be for me
>>203430536yesto reproducefucking retard
alri colin u fat goff
i wish hotels weren't so expensive every day except sunday and monday
>gfs sister sent up a secret groupchat to organise a secret party for my birthday even though it’s in March >wake up>gf is real but groupchat clearly isn’t>realise no one but my mum has ever arranged a bday party for me
>>203430560eww gonna add this to the list of red flags
>A 26-year-old British man tragically fell to his death from Spain's tallest bridge, the Castilla-La Mancha Bridge, while attempting to create content for social media.
>>203430584mums make the best gfs
>>203430558selling my gadgets to hide income from the DWP
>>203430598Please be spainnonce
>>203430627you just replied to to spainnonce, also known as the singular bradley poster
>>203430611in Betfred even though im 25 months no bookies
>the singular bradley poster
Drinking room temperature Guinness.
>>203430464>>203430464Also known as"Cluedo" outside of North America.
>>203430667alri nigerian man
Even if Spainlard was ever in Spain ever, he sure as hell will never be making it up some tall bridge. Doubt with all that blubber he's dead on impact either.
>>203430703We would have felt the shockwave from here probably
>>203430703hes unable to leave the country due to his nonceing convictions
>>203430639>>203430660>samefagging like that about yourselfKeep it up for another god knows how many years and maybe someone will care.
time moving rather quickly recently. Not good that is it?
>>203430730schizo
Kvartali 4-mut innit. Better be off then.
think it's time I give up the ghost and take a dirt nap
>>203430766whitest yank
>>203430766>uno strongbow senor
I'm in the thick of itEverybody knowsThey know me where it snowsI skied in and they frozeI don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice I'm just cold40 something milly subs or so I been told
women: the bentest creatures known to man
https://youtu.be/NmbflJhPvWg
could do with a month off me. Would be 4x lush
>>203430813Going to start saying these at toil
>>203430831GET'TEM!
wretched little pond-dwelling creature I am
Hmm, let's try something a little avant garde*Ahem*Well good early morning
had a wank but now regretting it
told my sister she could come to oasis with me but now im kind of regretting it baka what if i find a cute girl to take instead and i have to tell my sister she cant come and she gets upset
>>203430905ok
>>203430905You find a lot of cute girls to bring to gigs?
free p diddyfree my man up
https://youtu.be/b1ok44MXhrw
> Still uncertain about Zelda’s diagnosis, Forel called upon the noted Swiss psychiatrist, Dr. Eugen Bleuler, his father’s successor at Burgholtzl, and a leading expert in the new and budding field of psychiatry. On the afternoon of November 22, 1930, he met with Zelda for three hours before presenting his diagnosis of Schizophrenia to Forel and Fitzgerald that evening. Bleuler had coined the term only ten years earlier, but it had become the most common diagnosis on admission papers, and so widely employed, that by 1930 almost anyone could find themselves institutionalized under that category.
>>203430920hey you never know
>>203430921creamy white neck
got the quad city djs at 1.25 speed on
>>203430921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1OQnykR_1s
>>203431008Bird in the hand
Fuck you and your Christian god
>Fuck you and your Christian god
>>203431065Was just saying this down the pub
>>203431065PARK LIFE
>>203430887based cuppalad
>>203431065great post
There we go
>need to work at a place for two years before you gain employment rightswhat kind of Tory bullshit is this?
>>203431065yeah that's pretty much it in a nutshell
>>203431083no desk for me I'm in bedcan you play that banjo
>>203431065
>>203431090GOOD MORNING
>>203431140My Udemy course is very informative and uses an esoteric software
>>203431143Why do you have such a disgusting image saved you freak
I made a post in /fr/ lads>>203431174
>>203431164It is mere textToughen up buttercupThe brit says he's fine with being edgy and I'm posting further proof of his people doing so
>>203431065GIGABASED
>>203431196
>>203431184can't make hide nor hair of that post
>>203431188You need help
decided to shop at aldi instead of woolies today, it was weirdly quiet in there compared to woolies even though there were just as many people milling around, everything was much cheaper too, love it
>>203430905she'd be happy you finally found a woman
>>203431215Why yes, please do post more deranged texts by Brits to expose their demented nature
>cold in the morning so wrap up in extra layers>now too hot in the afternoon this planet is doomed
>>203431143OBVIOUS vpn yank post
>>203431224Aldeez balls in ya mouth
*starts shouting in german through a crackly 1940s microphone*
>>203431248Halt die schnauze
>>203431248https://youtu.be/bGfTdAe1CU4
The brit is absolutely right. I'm making a travel kit for various countries in Asia and Europe that I will go to in order to find a place to settle down before the world destroys AmericuntAny ideas lads?
>>203431243stfu n00b before i pwn you
>>203431258Testing whether you managed to reset your IP to avoid a ban?
peoplemore like sheeple
>>203431241probably just spainpedo
https://youtu.be/gKA93EuuDe4
>>203431248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-YNy5R1-k
saw an abo at the bus stop just sitting there with an open wine cask in plain view, every fucking time with these shameless buggers
Got a lava lampNeat little thing haha
>>203431294groovy baby oh yeah
>>203431248mein cocken in zee mouthenplappen
a shag may be on the cards tonight, I repeat a shag may be on the cards tonight
>>203431266
So you call it a lava lamp despite the fact it contains no lava?
>>203431289Be humble colonizer
>>203431315Lava lamps do contain lava howeverthough.
i! love! brits! I LOVE EM
>>203431289the chad abo living in dreamtime 24/7the cuck whitoid on his way to the excel mines to toil for a jew
>>203431241No it was Brits pretending to be yanks when janny switched all the flags to yankoid flags but then got caught in the act when janny switched them back
>>203431315Do you think you’re fucking clever?
Watching an NFL game
>>203431311Powerbanks are a good idea but I'll be getting a Finnish gf and taking her to Thailand and Japan.
>>203431332you are definitely a pedo though you've been obsessing over this post for years and making weird edits of the baby
i'd buy a lava lamp if they didn't come in those gay phallic shapes like u see everywhere
>>203431315alri alien visitor
we love the britsWE LOVE IT!
>>203431348An entire line of appliances: Done
*pulls up my shirt revealing my transparent torso with lava lamp fluids going up and down*
>>203431348same cant buy anything cylindrical me reminds me of huge pulsating cocks and i'm too straight for that gay shit
wait that's wrongit'sI love the britsWE LOVE IT!
>>203431384>>203431382>>203431370>>203431365>>203431356FIVE mutt posts in a row. STATE of /brit/
gonna start making my own mustard maybe then the girls at work will stop laughing at me
>>203431356i want an american gf!
quiet, everyone. bruce wants the place all to himself
>>203431400YAHO0O0O!
Mental how I'm literally Scandinavian in nature but also know how to banter due to latent high charismaI'll just develop a British accent when I go abroad and surgically graft on a foreskin with matrix powder
>>203431413>>203431444
>>203431410start slowly
>>203431414do you smell good?
>A retired, senior Pentagon official has confirmed that UFO 'mother ships' were spotted 'releasing swarms of smaller craft' — adding further mystery to the still-unexplained intrusions over multiple US military bases.
god hates fagsgod hates americait's that simple
got banned for racism againcba to phonepost with the retarded 60 second cool downs just fuck off janny
>>203431480I wear Chanel bleu!
>>203431491Racism!?
morning guys xAnother day without a short goth lass who has a mean demeanor to other people, but is actually very nice behind closed doors.
>>203431498that sounds very niceI love nutmeg and pepper
Drinking lava
>>203431561you're going to burn yourself you silly git
sucking the marrow from out me teeth
the racist imperialist multicultural zionist troonsphere that relies on immigration to support its economy of endless growth because the natives are sterile yeah that civilisation has a future lmao
i am but a man, bereft of his foreskin
spluffing a wozzlehumph
>>203431444you’re not “scandinavian by nature”, yank mong
>>203431449Wtf mate?
I'm viceless me. Got nothing
>>2034316260.6% ScandinavianBeen a complete and total loner all me lifeExplain that
licking my chops
>>203431356*brandishes racist anti american copypasta*now shoo!
I haven't done anything (of worth) in almost three years lmao
>>203431643sent that elf reeling into the arctic hinterlands
Found the perfect little tonsil stone remover in the parking lot todayTonsil stone lad would love this
203431677Put your balls on the counter so we can see it to scale.
Bit gay
>>203431643embarrassing really
>>203431444>weeb>rabbi ate his foreskin>thinks he can banterdisaster class when you land in heathrow
I drink four bottle of wine just like Charlemagne did and I'll still outlive you all.
>>203431698Me Grandpa said he had Danish Grandparents or summinkAlmost came over on the Titanic but lost their tickets gambling
shant be participating in any near future threads tonight
>take DNA test>You are 95% Western European Wow, fucking thanks guys.
>>203431701Golden Boy is like six episodes of a classic animation it's not really weebfuelI also like Westoid animation
>>203431720you already clobbered him enough lad, just let him lie
Ich bin hungrig.
>>203431724100% batty boy lol
>>203431705Charlemagne swam every day of his life thougheverbeit
>>203431748>>203431748>>203431748
>>203431741Done him
>>203431741>>203431754No he's done YOU lad he didn't you me he you'd you
>>203431765>>203431765>>203431765
Find your love in Britain
just pack it in, i'm tired of yanks, all my fucking life yanks, stop FEEDING THE BLOODY YANKS
