doors
>>203431748door
Remember in Sharpe's rifles when that one Irish sharpshooter is going to be executed for insubordination but is inadvertently rescued by Napoleonic cavalry? Then, when the French cavalrymen were all like "why ore uou, au Irizhmahn, 'ahlping ze Englizh?" and the Irishman thanks the French by shooting them in the fucking throats? How'd you guys manage to put up with that batshit fucking island for so long? Should’ve just sank it. All of it.
>>203431789good treesgood
willy and poo
might put a film on. It's gonna be for me.
>>203431789Oh I just ADOOR this
Young C.I.A. agent in my prime? I was a physical specimen. Firm chest. Chestnut buttocks. And my penis? A muscled servant ready to obey my every command. These are facts. Francine was lucky she locked me down when she did.
drinking ahmad tea
>>203431796cody tries to differentiate reality from fictional entertainment challenge: impossible
>>203431849https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oea9_b2_iXU
CODY! BRAYDEN! GET IN THE CAR, NAOW!
Female faeces
youtube has just recommended this to mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPEd725KJhoenya's eyes look a little bit crazy right
Saars! Please to do the needful saars!
i'm trying to socialise with more irl people to temper my off-piste political opinions and it kind of works but not really
Emma Watson was cute in the first movie.
Is there a sign on the thread saying "shitty yank post storage"?
>>203432025Oh hey look it's a magma lamp
>>203432031Reminds me of that infamous line from Pulp Fiction lol
sexual perversions including homosexuality are all rooted in hatred and fear
Ever heard this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGyOaCXr8Lw
>>203432048Yeah no shit
Genuine question, would it be wrong to disown my sister who has a mixed race child?
*takes a sip of Sprite* ahhhhhhhh Roblox time
>>203432064now now you're embarrassing yourself again darlingdo some of your little breathing exercises and you'll feel alright again
>>203432077Look rorke it's clearly not a genuine question
>>203432048>>203432064screamingleast retarded yank
muslims will pay for every woman and child that raped, murdered and eheaded on october 7th
>>203432091Pay how much? Is there a bulk discount?
yanks OUT
>>203432077yeah and i say that as someone who is sympathetic to chuddism. don't let politics get in the way of your relationships with people
*crosses my arms**adopts a wide-legged stance**smirks into the camera*bigbradmaxxing
Who would win in a fightBritish Pakis or French Algerians?
>>203432113the world
>>203432113Pakis are the weakest people on earth
poo
>>203432113Recon neither could beat your virginity Been standing strong 30-odd years
>>203432091no one was beheaded or raped retard. some settlers got blasted, who gives a shit
ever been to al's pitzer palace, lads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPMWzHgljY
australians doing reconnaissance in the thread, be advised
>>203432143there are hostags getting raped right now
Gave the dog its morning wank.
>>203432157yeah jews rape palestinian prisoners routinely, they've been doing it since forever
the spaffing brit
>>203432179walk
the critical wanker
sucked myself off for a lil treat
mental that people in the 1970s had £20 notes when £20 in 1970 money was worth over £250 in current money adjusting for inflationimagine walking around with £250 notes in your wallet
>>203432142I fucked ur mum though
might get a job at cex so i can tell people i work at "sex"
>>203432230Imagine you getting HIV and dying from it. Imagine that. Hahahaha.
>>203432230not how that works
>>203432230they might as well start printing £250 notes, put liam gallagher on them
>>203432264Hate stupid, mealy-mouthed posts like thisSay your fucking piece, don't just peep in with a "nuh-uh"
>>203432279i've said my piece, i won't be drawn into another argument
>>203432230gibs a twohundredfifter
>>203432291You couldn't draw a glass of water you timid troglodyte
>>203432291*slaps my big smelly bellend off your forehead*
>>203432306you simply will not goad me into sinking to your level, you rough-necked hooligan
done with the goon sesh but it's nearly 6am and toil starts at nine
>>203432291good man
>>203432329the grimmest thing ive ever read here
care for a runt?
>>203432329how long was it?
do any of you play euro truck simulator
>>203432369corrrr go on then la *scarfs one down whole*
>>203432329having one myself but not for toil but to ensure a restful sleep, I'm thinking it's a gay wank sort of night
>>203432436prefer not to say
>>203432436Dudes be like "bro the game is so comfy wumfy!"
you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?haha get it? just thought it up myself
*crickets*
outer-/int/ is so fucking bad. just thread after thread of “wow women from latvia are so hot wow” “white men and latina women are a match made in heaven wow”. been like this for years. is it bots or pajeets?
>>203432591I just save the images of the latinas and Asians they post then leave the thread
listening to red letter media and the fat bloke is hyperventilating because tim burton didn't put any black people in the last beetlejuice filmdo americans think there has to be an equal number of white, black, oriental and spanish people in everything anywhere?
>>203432615they made a new beetlejuice?anyways the only black guy in the original was a disembodied voice, you know the DAY-ES-A-DAY-ES-A-DAY-OOOO
why do i keep seeing guys with nail polish on
>>203432591Cry about it you fucking chink
>>203432632you live in the gayest country in the world
>>203432656i won't let you talk about yourself this way
>>203432632Batty Brits
>>203432648bizarre post
>>203432664>Rorke is typing...
>>203432673I recognise you, this thread isn't your safe space you weird little oriental cunt. Piss off back to discord, we don't want you here.
>>203432692how can you recognize him when THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME COME ONNNN LAD
>>203432329bruh you're going to regret that
>>203432692utterly utterly bizarre schizo freak
>>203432674rorke already won the argument long ago so why would he be bothered?
speed awareness course at 8:15 then I'll treat myself to a fryup
Just checked out all the other smash clones and mine is such a shoe-in compared to those twats
>>203432800Eyes healed
just remember i switch my wfh days this fortnight and now i have to work three days in a row in the office this weekwhat was i thinking
*raises an eyebrow*
>>203432787mad how they went from clint eastward to this in a couple of generations
>>203432418started a bit past ten
mmmmmmm
feel like SHIT
>>203432836feel like wee
AAAAAAAA DO IT
>>203432832>babe get the air pump, the rat's gone flat again
got my knee strapped up todayremains to be seen as to whether it will make my life any better
Just found out the girl I talked with for a few weeks lied about her age. Crazy finding her instagram and seeing she was only a child two years ago.Picture somewhat related: it's not the first time it's happened.
>>203432882this screenshot looks about 6 years old though
oof jack leach you beauty
Big difference in temperatures currentlyAboyne -2CGlasgow 2CKeswick 10CBelfast 11CMilford Haven 13CSwanage 15C
can't abide ne'er-do-wells
>>203432945anything below 20C is unfit for human life
>>203432964luckily i'm a slug
I vehemently hate women
>>203432993well that isnt very nice
yes i am a workplace bully but i only bully thick cunts .
>>203432945bossberg still refuses to turn the heating on, it was 12 degrees at the office yesterday taking the piss really, but I just sat in the server room since that was at a pleasant 22 (and loud as fuck but I had headphones)
>>203432993Is it really so strange?
Me? I bully thicc cunts - any cunt over 7 stone is too thicc for me.
>>203433023goblin virge IT worker
Anyone else getting a dry nose when they sleep lately?
Would you date a single mum?
>>203433057>>203433063no
i go through 3 vapes a day got lungs like a crocodiles back me
Would you date the 16 year old daughter of a single mum?
how many of you lads wouldn't have a gf/break up with yours if you could regularly hook up (let's say once or twice a week) with different girls?
When he pees in a bottle instead of leaving his room and going to the bathroom because his parents have a friend over.
sick of us financing a fucking genocide
RORKE!STOP IT!
Just fell down the stairs and soiled myself
>>203433105still seems to be a lot of arabs around
distuging relly
>>203433023grimwe have the radiators on and me and my toilmate have two extra electric heaters of our own down by our feettoasty as fuck and everyone always moans that it's too hot when they come over our end of the office
>>203433139imagine the smell
>>203433139
might stop drinking so i live to see halley's comet
>>203433139whos that
>>203433181was bullied by a girl named hailey in school big fucking forhead fucking cunt
>>203431748genuinely believe all you obese, disgusting, filthy, mentally retarded subhuman Americunts deserve to die. You fat filthy rats need to be cleansed for being a devolution of the human race and being worse than neanderthals. Being an ill minded, illiterate, disgusting American piece of shit should be punishable by death to cleanse Earth's gene pool of deformities of both the body and mind. The only good American is a dead American. Every time I go to sleep, I dream of Americunts, dying painfully and slowly. I think back to all the school shootings and terrorist attacks where pieces of shit Americunts like you die painfully and the rest of the world celebrates because everybody hates you fat Yank cunts. I dream and dream, that I am in a monster truck crushing morbidly obese Amerishit women and children on the street, hearing them cry out in their disgusting inbred accent. Then I wake up, but I am still happy, knowing the entire world hates you Americunts, and the next school shooting is only days away, meaning every week or so, there is Americunts dying, and all is good with the world. Fuck Americans. The world is not perfect unless every Americunt man, woman and child is murdered. Remember Americunts are NOT human, they deserve nothing less than total extermination. We must exterminate them as soon as possible. And before you spout ‘so edgy!’, I'm fine with being edgy. Americunts are the worst people in the world. Its best they die.
>>203433023>>203433151where the hell do you workdoesnt your office have central heating
>>203433205How did you read either of those posts and conclude those offices don't have central heating
>>203433229
Well I'm only a few minutes into my walk but I think my knee strapping has helpedMy knee hurts more of anything but it feels much stronger and not like it's going to give way beneath me
My face when I see a Tory Twatwaffle on my morning commute.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goo
>>203433181How old would you be in 2061?
sometimes i wish i took hrt in high school and just trooned out, wouldn't do it now
>>203433205A Russell Group uni.All the teaching spaces are heated but buildings with only admin and staff offices have heating turned off to save money, absolute shambles.
>>203433282>A Russell Group unishitebag
>>203433290I'm just a poor IT service desk worker trying not to freeze to death.
>>203433303Name the uni.
Too hot on my walk to the train stationShould have worn a lighter jacket it's not really puffed weather
Joker 2
Don't all post at once lads.
over 10 minutes between posts might be a record
getting a lift to work todaydont need to sit on a train with the proles
>>203433445>train>liftJust what kind of lift are you getting? Space X??
>>203433453daft crunt
>>203433499Ahaaaaaaa enjoy your flight
>>203433344
>>203433139open plaything for chocolate men singing about wanting their bbcs while her boyfriend watches in the crowdmad really
Just listened to Illmatic. What do you think of that, Racismlad?
>>203433611t. antiracismlad
there's one australian poster. hes just a mega troll who never stops posting
*gets comfy in the middle of the thread*
>>203433602
what the hell why is the thread so slow
>>203433665The lads are sleeping soundly in their little beds
wrapped in my blankie. its very warm,
>>203433681dare me to put my willy in their mouth
>>203433688>>203433681>>203433665im wrapped in my blankie right now
getting tantalisingly close to aussie power hour
katy feeling baton press against her yung clapper in the underground
While you're all wrapped in your blankets I'm a mere four minutes from toil
>>203433344heard he gets bummed
>>203433711i cant wait!
batons raping katy's vulva without even removing her yogapants first
>>203433755I've just arrived at the adult learning centre
You fellas ever heard of the Rolling Stones?
im drinking a milky warm potion of rejuvination coffee drink +2 stamina while ive got my blankie of froggish coziness equipped +10 comfyness
Wonder what my cat's up to right nowSleeping or mischief I'd wager
>>203433782is that your method of 'walking' you fat prick?
>>203433611i'm racist but that was a good album
Loads of women joggers around this morningI wonder if there's a woman jogging event on
>>203433805ye its called catch the baton
>>203433805get them raped
She is so cute
>>203433814LOL
sucking a covfefe
>>203433139wait a sec... where's the willy?
my new pillow protectors arrive today. nice.
might start taking steroids
>>203433445You're still proletarian
morning
>“As for my dad, I had a big argument with him about it, for a different reason. He had told his wife he paid my rent though my time at uni. I nearly choked on my dinner. I said: ‘Are you joking me? I was a stripper!’” She dry laughs again. “He said: ‘No you were not!’ It’s this Irish-Catholic thing. Deny. Deny. Deny.”Catholic girls are the cutest. Mental how easy it is to make a quick buck as a cute Catholic girl.
>>203433877lovely photo from leftypol's holiday
I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today.
katy kissing her drugdealing goon before going thru the gates
>>203433840thank you for supporting the australian television industry
>>203433877Average German citizen activities
Imagine a gin tap instead of a water tap
>>203433877i remember when i first saw this photo i had a morbid curiosity about these freaks so i looked up their instas and as you can imagine they are the most quintessential benders ever. socialist, mentally unwell, take lots of drugs, have lots of sex with random men. vile people.
Entered a ylyl and did not laugh at all
>>203433960You'd think the existence of HIV and monkeypox would make them rein it in a bit but they don't give a fuck.
woofters really do fly under the radar in terms of being massive druggies
american screaming at thishttps://x.com/shitpost_2077/status/1845758949603074436
any floor tile man in?
if it's hip, it's here
so i didn't go play mini golf with the ''''ex'''' gf last night she came home and we 'talked' for 4 hours and she still wouldn't get back with me but then she let me sex her and i came in her and then we went to mcdonalds and we had sex again this morning but she said we still aren't together we just living together being civil for now
Cowz
>>203434013the professional homosexuals are all on prep so you can get spunked up the arse without worrying about hivnot sure what happened to monkeypoz though
>>203434046you should tell her you're going to kill yourself if she doesn't get back with you.
pengest motorway service station in the UK? well since you asked, for me it would have to be tebay services
IDMschizo's doin a petrol-station run. You lads want anything
farting my ring out on a windy train station and can still smell them
>>203434061nah think i've got her now she even let me kiss her forehead when she was going out to work
>>203434056But surely you still wouldn't want a AIDS cock up your arse even if you knew you wouldn't contract the virus.
lads got my cock out for the lads haha
>>203434092i wouldnt put anything past gayers 2bh
guitar niggas be fingering a minor
going to take some time out of my wfh morning to read about the trans siberian railway while putting teams status to busy
>>203434062love tebay, me. best part about my bi-annual trip to scotland
the weekend plans:friday upcoming queer talentsaturday - techno for queerssunday - queers for fears
>>203434153mmmhhh
might learn guitar, then maybe girls will finally like me
my baby has been stolen by babythieves
Gf now weighs 159 pounds. Down from 195 in march
>>203434263have you also improved yourself
since ive turned 30 a different part of my back aches every morning the memes aren't true its all downhill from here
>>203434273yes ive lost 30 pounds (didn't really need to anyway) and now run regularly
>>203434243
>>203434220can't play it because i have spazzy fingers
We have your parcel, and it's on its way to our Newcastle depotPlease note, your driver is unable to leave this item safe.
>>203434284more likely you're just an unfit fat bastard blaming the symptoms of a dog shit lifestyle on a number
cronem entering da office wit da fresh braids
good morning englad
get them jabbedget them jobbed
i'm 32 and have an 18 year old gf
>>203434342KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
anyone read the first law trilogy
>>203434350'
i want revenge
>with the 3-day ban, things will come back into order>my mod...the ban>the ban only lasted 5 minutes, he reset his router *Takes off glasses*I want the following jannies to stay in the room
>>203433860King
>>20You can see the tampon string
the cost of living
>>203434350so long as she meets the AoC laws in your land I support your coupling
>>203434342Good MORNING
>>203434350BasedWhat do her parents and friends think of you
when you're a famous boy,it gets really easy to get (you)s,it's all so easy you get a bit spoiled,so, when you try to get a (you), posting as anon in /brit/,it feels just like when you wasn't famous
Stopped worrying and started just doing stuff like 3 years ago and almost everything just kind of worked out.Wild how that is.
>>203434422i could go as low as 16, but that's just a bit TOO immature for mein germany i could get a 14yo gf, in japan i could get a 12yo gf, those people are fucking nonces
>>203432041Had one of those when I was younger, took forever to heat up and do its thing.It was really cool to watch when you were trying to go to sleep though
>>203434220Sigma>>203434315Ligma
>>203434423the chubby wubby pony waifu, as it were
>>203434444There's absolutely no way the AoC in Japan in 12
>>203434454*bounces my smelly willy off your forehead*
A child was killed in a freak accident at a haunted hayride attraction over the weekend, Tennessee authorities say.When they arrived, officials learned that a boy had been run over by a tractor while playing a prank on hay riders. "Upon arrival, HCSO deputies spoke with a chaperone for a group of juveniles that had been playing near a hay ride tractor route and were behind some bushes trying to scare some hay riders at the Haunted Hilltop Halloween event," the HCSO explained. "Deputies were told that one of the juveniles had attempted to jump on the trailer and had possibly slipped and fallen underneath the wheels and was found unresponsive."The Hamilton County Medical Examiner's office told local media that the boy was 12 years old. In its press release, the sheriff's office expressed its sympathy for the victim's family.
>>203434481Like bouncing a tic-tac off a basketball
>>203434481God is real goyOy vey
A chad was killed in a freak accident at a haunted hayride attraction over the weekend, Tennessee authorities say.
>>203434432we're both kind of loners with no friends so nobody really thinks anything, her dad is absent (obviously) and her mum doesn't seem to care
>>203434487Why are you and some other guy obsessed with posting death stories every day
wfhtoil todayhaving a nice cup of tea with the emails
>>203434488*wraps my foreskin round your neck and chokes you to death*
>>203434502Met her off the apps then did you?
>>203434468hmm looks like it was 13 but they just raised it to 16 last year
>>203433665Toilchads are out working. Meets are still in bed
>>203434519The teamails as it were
wen di pale one walk pass wit di big clapper
>>203434526The meets you say hmm?
>>203434523nope, in a tafe course
>>203434508Government goonclownsWe 1984 nigga wake up frongShot be getting sp00ky n sheit
>>203434536Gave her the ol' rizzdle dizzle did youChatting up some 18 year old in classYou sly dog
going to order co-op today or tomorrow or the next daywont be doing it after that as my offer expires on the 18thso that's my post aha what did u all think x
>>203434566she approached me tbf, i look very young for my age so she probably didn't realise i was much older than her
>>203434220can confirm this does not work
>>203434580You must be a lookerDrawing them in like flies to honey
>>203434592it worked for my ugly manlet mate
hate how aussies just show off all the time in those threadssick of it
still have a splitting headache from last night
>>203434607
>>203434604no it didn't
>>203434596we all had to write an introduction to the class and she thought mine was funny, she also said i look like matthew gray gubler
i'm pretty depressed...
>>203434635
>>203434508It's part of /brit/ cultureDon't like it? You can fuck off
>>203434634Women tell me I look like ted bundy
>>203434607when you're a massive loser with no achievements whatsoever, everything must look like bragging
>>203434652sounds handy for luring in mentally ill women
>>203434607ill let you in on a secret, its all bulshit unless theres pics. just another post in a long line of bs posts trying to fit in the shaggers general.
>>203434654yeah and when strangers brag about their lives on the internet that seems like bragging too
>>203434607What are they bragging about? I don't read Aussie posts above about 10 words
>>203434663...aye
>>203434654not even patter thatjust being a nasty person, unsurprisinglydo better
i used to have a big penis but it seems to have gotten smaller as i've gotten older and fatter and balder
>>203434688Sounds like you've been visited by the penis goblin
>>203434688>>203434701Haha great banter
Hawk Tuah
Government goonclowns outside my house in their van again
>>203434533Any more gherkinposts mate they were class last night x
>>203434682just sick of not being able to talk about positive things in my life without some annoying incel accusing me of bragging, MUST this entire general be one long misery fest to satisfy these kinds of runts?
>>203434724It comes in through the electrical wiring and it's done by an AI Feds post racemixing and dead people demoralization on 4chanThey're trannies
>>203434727Tell your mates, not us.
absolutely mental how people make careers out spending hours drawing random lines on crypto charts and its all utter shite
>>203434607just demand proof. if theyre legit they'd post it, if not they would make every excuse not to prove it, i mean they were cocky enough to let everyone know, why not have any pics in this age of camera phones
>>203434746Spattered that spaffer
i can feel the new coming
>>203434776>>203434776
>>203434756Post pics of what exactly
>>203434727no one wants to hear about your maladaptive daydreams
>no subjectoh dear
>>203434778uh oh subject line!!!
>>203434840>>203434840>>203434840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnbUKk621A
