stanway fountain edition
morning
roaring at that aussie having a melty because he was called out on his blatant lies
had 2 big helpings of my dinner (turkey chili) and am quite full but i still want more
obese NEETs to be given injections to get them back to work
>>203434874so is ozempic really a miracle cure for obesity now? there's no way it's that simple
Listening to Kid Cudi's "Day 'N' Nite (Crookers Remix)".
hi lads
>>203434888a miracle cure for joblessness as well, allegedly
should be ilegal to advertise a credit card as 0% interest when there's like a 5% fee or something daft
>>203434901hi me in 2009
Unbelievable to be having sex is it?
Govt policy to 'get people back to work' should focus on two things:1. A tax system that means simple jobs can afford you a life by upping the income tax threshold to £20k2. Policies that encourage a cultural shift away from rampant consumerism among the lower classes
>>203434932for you, yeah
>>203434888Yeah apparent Alex Salmond was in North Macedonia to receive an emergency Ozempic IV because the NHS supply is running low, but then MI6 intercepted it and the fat cunt died of a heart attack
>>203434932i'm seeing a bird who is extremely good at sex but i don't enjoy the company of otherwise. quite the conundrum. will probably drag it out for a few more weeks and then go back to being single and wanking a lot.
>>203434911Give an exampleNever seen a credit card where the interest rate wasn't very clear
don't like the idea of ozempic, if you're the kind of person who gets fat then you deserve to be fat and receive all the contempt that goes along with being fat
>>203434939Sent that nignog flying into the supermassive black hole at the core of Messier 87
This is what you crave
>>203434862Anything you think is bulshit just press them for proof, a real nigga wouldn't hesitate show pics if they were vain enough to brag online to a bunch of anonymous freaks.
>>203434964I will eat the potato bean and sosage that's it
>>203434954Agree entirely and I've posted extensively about this before.In the future we won't be able to tell who is fat (on the inside) due to these drugs. You could be talking to, and respecting, an outwardly thin person without knowing that they're actually a weak-willed fat brainlet on the inside.
I unironically have sex with attractive women without having to pay for it
how do you hide your autism even when you're not ugly
>>203435002i dont
>>203434998Mummy's boy?
Listening to System Of A Down's 'Toxicity'.
>>203434725yes later x
>>203434991At least it will always be possible to detect horrible bitter soullets like you
I work with quite a few adults that have never read a book, don't listen to music, have never been to a museum or concert, don't know whats going on in the world of current events, don't know any basic geography, history, literature, art, anything.They’ve never read a news paper, never watched the news, couldn't point to more than 5 countries on a globe. If they went to a pub quiz they'd literally be completely out of their depth.They're not totally thick, they’ve just got zero general knowledge about anything at all, they’re not interested in the world at all.They have a total and utter disinterest in anything outside of their job, family, pet, or postcode. Its surprising to me.
>Sir Keir Starmer has not ruled out a National Insurance increase for employers in the Budget, in a BBC Breakfast interview.>The Labour Party's 2024 manifesto explicitly rules out raising taxes on "working people" including National Insurance and income tax.
>>203435002this person isn't ugly tho?>>203434949how u meet
>>203435036yeh?
NO I WILL NOT DIE FOR FUCKING ISrAel
>>203435036These people are just the worker drones, best ignore them and move on to better pastures as soon as you can
fed up of twitter being full of AI-generated avi Indians and Pakistanis with blue ticks replying inane nonsense to everything
gets impossible to stay fit after about 35
>>203435082Not true
>>203435024JEWWHAT DO YOU OWN, THE WORLD?
>>203434964That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat 8 soss 8 bacon 4 egg in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>203435046What is that
>>203435082impossible for fat lazy mongs like you? yeh deffo
>That's a fairly small amount of breakfast for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat 8 soss 8 bacon 4 egg in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>203434954Well that's not very nice or constructive now is it?
Imagine how much of a dumb cunt you'd need to be to buy drugs to lose weightjust control your fucking eating holy shit
>>203435082I'm 31 now and desu in my 20s I used to be able to keep myself trim and maintain a strong degree of fitness by just going for a few runs every week and the diet/booze didn't matterNow it really does feel like one step forward one step back
>>203435053can you read
do the english ever say 'mongo' or is that just a scottish thing?
>>203435140some people have depression and emotionally eat
>>203435082Turned 33 and just got back into weightlifting I'm on my glow up
If you're not eating minge with the hunger of a starving lion then you're a cowardIt's that fucking simple
>>203435143I'm 31 and in the best shape of my life, I think the main thing is as you said, you can't eat rubbish and drink tonnes and get away with it any more, you actually have to be healthy.
It's easy to see why Britain became fat shortly after America didJust look at this shit
>>203435143Are you sure you're sleeping and eating the same as you were? Same stress levels?
this is my world today
i was skinny my whole life then i started randomly getting fat when i was around 26
>>203435178Greggs pizza is strangely sweet
>>203435191get on adhd meds
fat people should be put into camps and abused. fuck them
>>203435148?
>>203435140Food makes their brain go brrr
>>203435191It was not random, it was your fault
>>203435191I quit smoking at 22 and then got fat quickly then lost weight.
>>203435195they put a lot of sugar in the tomato sauce
>>203435198No, you fuck them
I been a nasty boyI been a nasty boyI been a - I been a nasty boyWhen's somebody gonna match my freakWhen's somebody gonna match my freak
>>203435154woman-tier
>>203435200How do you get that fat?
I have anxiety, and something that can unironically cause me to have a mild panic attack is if I start thinking really hard about fat people and how they are destroying their lives and stuffing their face with copious amounts of junk food every day. It's absolutely disgusting and very sad, made even worse by how common it is
>>203435212>quit>gotFOY
>>203435200Corr
jews started slavery
English niggas be like>Phwoarrrr lovely plate of beige
>>203435238Is that American English? ffs I'm going to kill myself now. I stopped smoking and became fat.
>>203435238mong
>>203435231Years and years of eating 5000+ calories of garbage every daySoda makes it way worse too
>>203435127Poor bloke. Mad how everyone was falling over themselves to say what a great guy he was when he died, but when the allegations came out they couldn't wait to bundle him out of power. Hope his family takes the Scottish government and Sturgeon to the cleaners.
>>203435260Sounds like Scottish food to me
>>203435235>leaves the strawberrieskek>>203435270Yeah chugging those huge 3 litre coke bottles would be like eating a bag of sugar.
for me its garnishing british food with parsley to make it not beige
>>203435212*I ceased smoking at 22 and then directly became fat before shedding weight.
>>203435276
massive fucking horrible greasy goyslop poo currently marinating in my gizzard
>>203435307Corr
>>203435229alri deegz
and what, pray tell, does any of this have to do with delicious pints?
>>203435383
>>203435398Miss you spilled some
>>203435398Now that’s more like it (although the wastage is unfortunate)
Boner petit
>>203435429Rats need pints too
>>203435423Ayy where's da "wide load" signage
aussie on a mad one
>>203435423There’s truly no one like them
>>203435423Incredible
it dropped!!!!
>>203435443Rather emusing video
>>203435443loooooool
>>203435453diego your energy here is unmatchable you sin gle handly made this a brat summer on brit
>>203435443always found it odd how New Zealanders use “Aussie” as slang for Australia the country instead of only for Australians like Aussies and everyone else does
Watching a Korean-American enjoying his first ever taste of Fish and Chips
>>203435197i was on ritalin from 20-27 and then vyvanse for a year after that
>it dropped!!!!
>>203435456VERY, very good post >>203435436fair enough
Do you like horror movies?
adhd doesn't exist
>>203435453For Christ sake how long is she going to milk thisI thought we were leaving brat and it's associated memes back in summer
>>203435477as if that gook has never had tempura battered white fish before
america is wild. and we seem dead set on becoming just like them for some reason
>>203435509yeah but I hated this one don't know why redditors go mental over it. Loses it's momentum halfway through.
>>203435473What about "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi"Is that not referring to Australia the country?I always assumed it was because I mainly heard it at international sporting stuff
i wish i lived here
>>203435580no you dont
>monthly report to do at work>it requires pulling data from several different systems and collating it together>normally takes a full day to do it>nobody likes doing it because it's boring and takes so long>I volunteered to do it every month because I'm so selfless and committed to my team's success :)>mfw I have found a way to do it in about an hour or an hour and a half if the systems are going slow>don't tell anyone>I can spend the rest of the day doing fuck alllol, office jobs are such a meme. I'm sat on my sofa playing Armoured Coreend of blog post
>>203435443>SHELTER IN PLACE!
>>203435398Wow how did she drink that that fast
>>203435649I had several scripts that automated 90% of my job but the last few updates to our software have broken themfuming
(8) Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussyBring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussyGive me everything you got for this wet ass pussy (8)
might start buying eggs in bulk. seems like a good decision if im eating eggs every day
>>203435443lol at the traumatised kids
>>203435684This (You) definitely wasn't intended for me but I can tell you I will be having it.
>>203435443would be very ashamed of myself as a parent if my child cried in fear at the sight of an emu running
>>203435543It is by far and a way the most violent first world country on earth, it is hardly a model of civilisationThe fact that it is the most powerful and richest country on earth yet still a complete shithole in many regards reflects the quality of the times we live in, I feel
ive been sleeping really well recently.
>>203435687why not buy some henscould get a nice blacktail for about 20 quid
>>203435543We already have. My previously 99% white Scottish town is nignog central now.
>>203435443IT'S A FUCKIN EMU
>>203435719but the food is much better now i bet
>>203435715because that would be 1. more expensive 2. less reliable (chickens dont lay eggs all year, and stop after a few years) 3. require a significant portion of land which i dont have 4. more effort in generalwhat a stupid fucking idea
>>203435710Rattites are actually really strong to be honestI hit an emu in the head with a metal shovel and it didn't even flinch
>>203435758The Chinese already had us sorted.
>>203435719erm but the line went up by 0.03% rorke so there
>>203435767fuck you
>>203435712emblematic...*reclines and tents fingers*...symptomatic...if you will
feel like SHIT
>>203435719been to Aberdeen recently? Like little Lagos
>>203435785why?
watching point break and eating a chorizo sandwichdogberg nicely walked and getting cozy in the warmthnice day off thus far lads
>>203435761>1. more expensivewrong>2. less reliable (chickens dont lay eggs all year, and stop after a few years)they'll lay over 300 eggs a year easy, it does decline in time but they're cheap to replace>3. require a significant portion of land which i dont haveif you stopped wasting money on eggs you could have a nice field>4. more effort in generallazy cunt
Racism is the new punk rock
punk rock is the new racism
you should be able to buy alloys by themself I don’t want to spend £600 on 4 when I need 1
>>203435827you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
alri lads i'm still evil and ugly :(
rofl @ evil and ugly lad
Hawk tuah, /brit/ on that thing!
had a dream about a youtube prankster called batty diarrhoeaman who had a crt monitor on his head and would stage interviews with sex offenders / religious extremists at some point of the interview his head would start playing chiptunes and he would drop his trousers and diarrhoea all over their home if they tried to track him down he would lure them into the woods and kill them, but no one knew who he was because of the monitor
>>203435870they likely wouldn't match perfectly
>>203435780lol>>203435814I live near Glasgow. You would struggle to find a single black in my town 5 years ago and now the town centre is hoaching with them. It feels like they've been snuck in during the pandemic.
acg uaa dum isu oet
>>203435580Woolooboogoodoodoo, home
>>203435817huh?
>>203435870you can buy a tool to remove locking wheel nuts for less than £600
>>203435917MONTRESSOR FOR GOD'S SAKE
>>203435923howling. it really do be like that is
>>203435920I guess>>203435941Why would I need that
ladsLadsI said LADSplanning to do a "leave the house" todayplease lend me your support
>>203435930wha?
katy rubbing cronem shoulders in the office
Just learned how to make a vinaigrette :) absolute game changer, just vinegar, olive oil and dijon. How crazy is that
Listening to music and pretending I'm the artist who the songs.
i go to the tate modern once every week in an attempt to talk to girlsso far i have been over 10 days and i've not spoken to a single girl who wasn't staffhow on earth do you make a non awkward conversation in an art gallery
life has been more chill since deleting linkedin
>>203436022Yeah me too *wanks all over your salad*
>>203436022ever tried making mayonnaise? much better than store bought
>>203436028You don’t. stop being weird>>203435986Good luck
>>203436022vinegar smells
>>203436032Freaks at my toil utterly obsessed with it, even posting about projects I've delivered and then simply not bothered to promote, and they try and squeeze in on itIt really is a platform for people who are either actual high flyers making £££ or complete losers desperate for validation and credit, no go between
>>203436022well done chef
Instead of your monthly benefit payment you will now receive an ozempic jab each month in exchange for fulfiling your Universal Credit claim commitments.You will attend your regular appointments, pull down your trousers and your job coach will administer your Ozempic / Mounjaro jab into one of your buttocks.
>>203436028Heard about some psychologist back in the day who was cared of interacting with women so he forced himself to ask out 100 women on a dateapparently he got rejected every time but at the end he was able to interact with women and considered it a success
>>203436032Yeah there is no value in that really unless you need to deal with recruiters a lot
>>203435575Referring to the Aussie PARTICIPANTS
>>203436091he fucking cooked you on that one bro
>>203436028off to the pub with you asap
>>203436022please put some shallots or garlic in it ffs
>>203436022impressive if you're perhaps 16 years old.im going to assume you're actually around 30 and just a deeply pathetic 'man' with not many life skills
>>203436104go to the pub on the regular too but fail there as well and most of the women there are more obviously in groups opposed to me interacting
>>203436108get a load of this guy
>>203436119>go to the pub on the regular good lad
>>203435630*puts in my Business Analyst hat and breaks your door down*Hi Anon, I'm here to improve this process, can you tell me what you do all day and then we can work together to make it quicker :)
time for the mid-morning snack
*quietly stir-frys some prawns at the back of the thread*
>>203436108>be ashamed of learning a new skillalright crab
>>203436138I'm more of a finest triple chocolate cookie man
>>203436145alri can you chuckj some noodles on and serve it up
have showered only once in 4 weeks
>>203436145smells good lad
>>203436154shouldnt be ashamed. just doesn't need to act like a billy big bollocks for combining 3 ingredients together and mixing them. making a cup of coffee is harder
>>203436165two minutes mate nearly there
having a wankadank
>>203436168for goodness sake mate off to the shower with you asap
OFFICIAL Quality of life ranking, assuming average income1 - Australia2 - USA3 - Canada4 - UK5 - NZif we were to go to the extreme about where the absolute best or worst quality of life is then it would be USA for both imo
>>203436145did a prawn, garlic, and lemon pasta recently. very simple yet very peng
>>203436191good lad
hate cunts here who are just horrible to other posters and try to pass it off as patteryou are not being funny, you MIGHT just be pushing a human being over the edge and contributing to their death
Fish caught in Scotland is more expensive here than in East AsiaThis is with all fishermen in Scotland being slaves from West Africa and South Asia
any canberra man in
>>203436138>Soft & Fruitysounds like some of the /brit/ lads
>>203436222if they're that close to the edge then they definitely should not be in an environment like this. what a stupid thing to do
having a mild-moderate think
>>203436186Well I for one am very impressed
I'm a twat
>>203436248lads dont think my brain is workingi tried turned it off and on over the night but it still seems weird
>>203436046Seems too much work desu>>203436106I have red onions too might throw some in, plan to make a jar of this first go. The recipe didn't mention shelf life but i assume cos it has oil in it it would last forever
>>203436233well they might have no one else to talk tuah
>>203436108You really are a horrible little goblin cunt aren't you
>>203436222This. Only say it if it makes the other poster feel womfy.
>>203436277Bit nasty this mate. You should probably apologise to that poor lad, he's probably crying right now.
>>203436222They're genuinely newfags who think they need to be edgy because they're on the secret hacker site
>>203436277how dear you
bacon sandwich down the gulletmonster monarch openedready for the day
>>203436293He doesn't possess human emotions
tracy barlow sex arse
for me, it’s pubposting ladsposting and “good lad”ding other posters
Mindbroken by the Talk Tuah Princess: A Hailey Welch sissification story
>>203436272the fuck are you doing, use a wine vinegar
Damn this kid's retarded or something bruh
>>203436306imagine drinking that grim shite unironically
>>203436319Good lad
>>203436344some people are genuinely low IQ
never been to the pubnever had a real friend
(8) again and again (8)
>>203436344energy drinks disgust me just from their smell (yes i am an autist)
>>203436361A banner is born
>>203436344it tastes good and makes go fast
>>203436361It's Anglo-Saxon genes
>>203436377This is me except I live in nz so I'm also poorer than you
wheres flags gone2
me red bull
cant imagine a bald australian
>>203436377sorry to hear lad
>>203436206my dream is to move to some rural part of nz with a great view of the mountains and live off grid as a hermit
>>203436384Energy drinks are designed to be disgustingThe idea is that if it tasted good then consumers wouldn't think it was a real source of energy
I am wanking a bit more, and my cock seems thicker than before. Win win.
how am i supposed to toast the big slices of sourdough?do i just grill it?
>>203436377don't know how to help you with the friend part but there should be nothing stopping you from going to a pub if you've got the money
out of routine again, spiralling fast, no lifting, no exercise, waking up late, accepting my shit life and talking myself out of big improvements and reinforcing shit habits. it's all so tiresome.
>>203436421ok
>>203436330Recipe didn't say that, they're all the same aint it
>>203436377can scarcely imagine an adult aussie who’s never stepped foot in a pubthey are welcoming places
>>203436427cut it thinner you mongo
The breakfast
a cu gad aui mso ue t
>>203436451clarse
>>203436433the grey weather is shit
>>203436414first time i tried red bull i geniuinely thought it was the most delicious thing i'd ever tasted
>>203436406my dream is to hold a girls hand
ayo this mf pan searing a slice of bread
>>203436438i think i did once as a child but my family didn't go out to eat often but i'm 23 now but i just never had friends i have drank alcohol alone before
>>203436437i think a spastic wrote that recipe mate. a wine vinegar will be much nicer. and no, they're not all the same.
the economy literally depends on people being busyi think people were a lot more busy in the industrial times
ever been on a plane when those oxygen masks fell down
>>203436493off to the pub with you asap
>>203436485With energy drinks though there was a perception when you were a kid that they were 'adult' in some way. So when you had that first sip of red bull you were probably also enjoying the rush of drinking a slightly forbidden drink.Just like the first sniff of gear was also accompanied by a certain tabooness.
The brek
>>203436518ironic as adults who drink them are all pathetic and childish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21edCN3Q7c
>>203436529how did you get a double whopper + chicken royale + the rest for 11 quid?
>>203436485most discerning australian
>>203436508Productivity and spending lad
don’t understand how anyone could say an energy drink is the best thing they’ve ever tasted
Stew season is upon us lads
love a corner shop runt meal. red bull, sausage roll, quavers. unreal
thinking going into the bush and hanging myself
>>203436588dont have any trees ther eonly buishes
>>20343654650% off promo + free delivery cos uber one. Robbing cunts charge like 4.50 otherwise.I'd never get BK if it's full price. Would have got maccas brek as it is but they are the only ones not in the promo.
>>203436569Best thing I've ever tasted is my dad's cum
>>203436570stewing in my boxers right now
>>203436552to be fair i was like 11
>>203436588reckon you shouldn’t
>>203436595alexander jahangir
No haircut looks good on me
>>203436446what if i want to slices worth?and my toaster only has two holes so i have to cook one slces worth and then do the other after while the other is getting cold?nope
>>203436596
>slice of untoasted, butterless brown bread>glass of water down me gullet>mams said no fizzy pops in the mornings you see>i'm 26 years old and i'm cluelesssome of you
starting to dislike wearing the full sports direct fit at the gym and looking like the biggest runt there especially when I see the girls
>>203436588last time i went into the bush for a cheeky wee i almost got attacked by a brown snake, don't even need to commit suicide out there, the wildlife will do it for you
>>203436609not with that attitude
>>203436620stop dressing like shit then mate
>>203436609Likely you have virgin hair. You'll need to start cutting your own hair. If you have virgin hair then the barbers, any barbers, will give you the virgin cut.
>>203436595nice one lad. i never get any promos
Another shit thread is it
My daily routineApply for jobsLook to see if WWIII has begunGo back to looking for jobsSleep
>>203436595Brown on a bike and a slop meal Brown on a bike and a slop meal
>>203436632got to start dressing better at the gym. any suggestions?
>>203436588Okay average New Zealand teenager
just seen a depressed man buying a rope at bunnings
LIKE A SOUND YA HEARTHAT LINGERS IN YA EAR
>>203436657gym shorts and tshirt
slept 10 hours for two nights in a rowthink i'm dying
Anyone watch that Mr Loverman on telly last night. Wasn't it wonderful?
>>203436671we're all dying homie
>>203436657head down tkmax active wear sectionget something lfeek
>>203436671literally a sign of cancer get it checked
>>203436588sounds like you're under the spell of a demon or aboriginal curse
>>203436588Didgeridon't do it mate!
>>203436686speak for yourself
>>203436697>>203436697
>>203436643>>203436595first 3/5ths of the year i got constant promos with ubereatsnow i get 0guess who doesn't order from ubereats anymore? me
>>203436671just lazy mate. quit porn, quit gaming, get a job, shape up and grow up.
monster monarch down the hatchnow onto monster punch (2 for £3.20)
>>203436657gym fashion is cope for people with shit fizeeks
>>203436687>>203436670was thinking something with a collar and buttons, like a nice polo shirt in natural materials - an alternative to my cotton oxford shirts
>>203436718You spelled monster munch wrong
>>203436718thanks for supporting the coca-cola company
>>203436643I have 5 different accounts so inevitably one or two will gave decent promos at all times. Plus uber give you a new uber one free trial every few months on every account. All works out to be pretty affordable
>>203436729LOL
>>203436744though thtye didn't let you use the same name/card/address like that?
>>203436657Oversize shirt and rugby shorts. Compression long johns or joggers made from synthetic material if you're doing heavy deadlifts so the bar doesn't catch
>>203436786can't find any decent oversized shirts
>>203431748>>203431748>>203431748
>>203436513Bane?
