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linux edish
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humans be like
>mmm
but microwaves be like
>mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
and vibrating phones be like
>MMMMM...MMMMMMMM
then fridges be like
>....mmmmmmmmmmm...
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Thinking about when you weren't allowed to go to the pub unless you ordered a scotch egg
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>>203436740
that never happened
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shagging someone you shagged 2-3 years ago is one of life's greatest pleasures
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>>203436740
strange times
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learning about how the freemasons were actually british intelligence to overthrow monarchs around the world
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>>203436757
It did though
Needed to order food
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>>203436761
Nice one Tim
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I reckon if a 15 year old on a dating website love bombed me I'd probably be on one of those pedo hunter channels lol

not a pedo just really want human affection
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>>203436643
I have 5 different accounts so inevitably one or two will gave decent promos at all times. Plus uber give you a new uber one free trial every few months on every account. All works out to be pretty affordable

>>203436715
You've got to get on the multi accounts game lad. Trust me
I was getting my groceries half price all summer. They stopped giving me offers on all my accounts like a month and a half back but just got a new one this week so I'm getting back on that as well
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mental how reading books is considered a hobby these days when it should just be a normal thing to read a book
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>>203436791
though thtye didn't let you use the same name/card/address like that?
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>>203436790
erm not sure about this one lachie
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>Left: virgin haircut, administered by a professional barber for the price of £18.
>Right: me cutting my own hair for free.

If you have virgin head / virgin hair and keep getting shitty haircuts then seriously look into cutting your own hair. There is a gentlemen's agreement among all barbers that if you give off virgin energy, you're leaving with a terrible haircut. This will not be solved by changing your barber, they all do it.
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new creps
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>>203436761
Hopefully doing this soon
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>>203436790
I thought dating sites are all 18+

I wouldn't know, virgin freak you see
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>>203436790
'
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>>203436825
thats the whole thing they go on dating websites and then mention that theyre like 14/15 and then go beat them up lol
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Benefits:
Company pension
On-site parking
Free parking
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The top 10 PC games of all time according to a PC Gamer magazine survey

10
Doom
9
Stardew Valley
8
Balatro
7
Half Life 2
6
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
5
Persona 5 Royal
4
Minecraft
3
Elden Ring
2
Disco Elysium
1
Baldur's Gate 3
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Mad how they do all these lifetime isas and stuff just to get brutally mogged by a global tracker ISA
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>>203436814
emmett my slime
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>>203436853
thought about getting that Balatro for the ol' nintendo switch but they didn't have a physical release last time I checked.

I see now that they do have one so I may in fact buy it off amazon.
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>>203436796
Uber are retarded like that mate. They only stop the sign up promo with 5 orders for way cheaper to the same address. Also happens if you move house and the person who lived there before used uber eats
I did sign up to a couple of the accounts a few years ago with old numbers though tbf. But at least 3 use the same number and I've since changed the ones that didn't to my current number and there's been 0 issue
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reckon if you haven't moved out of your parents house by 25 you can officially be labelled a failure
honestly no excuse at that point
>oh but I don't want to rent
yeah having your mum still wash your skid mark pants is normal at 25
>but but I'm saving up for a house
if you're job isn't good enough to rent and save money at the same time you're just a different kind of loser
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>>203436846
>company pension
Legal requirement shouldn't be listed as a benefit
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>>203436865
is my ftse global all cap fund a global tracker?
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>>203436853
Thought terraria would have been on here if stardew valley is
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>>203436792
why should it be
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>>203436883
Lmao this cuck buys switch games
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>>203436853
dreadful list
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>>203436853
Persona 4 mogs Persona 5
i am a Chie fan you see
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>>203436853
hl2
witcher 3
bg3

agreed, all very good. the rest are dog shit
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>>203436915
Persona 4 isn't in PC
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Russell Brand, remade as a right-wing Christian influencer, is now selling a "magical amulet" that protects you from WiFi signals and other "evil energies." Only $239.99 per amulet.
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>>203436915
'
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>Persona 4 mogs Persona 5
>i am a Chie fan you see
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>>203436926
Calling Doom dogshit are you?
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>>203436931
Based, if you're dumb enough to buy that shit then that's on you
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>>203436930
hello person from 2019,
2020 is oging to be wild
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>>203436900
I enjoy having a physical game cartridge.
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so lonely
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>>203436947
if its not doom 3 im not interested
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>>203436926
minecraft deserves at least top 3, far more than the games in the top 3
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>>203436853
>no minesweeper
laughing my ass off
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got more attention from girls when i was a skinny runt than now when i have muscles
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>>203436995
0->0 is not less
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>>203437004
shut up
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>>203436946
Where'd you get this pic of me?
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>>203437015
uve been done
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Got the hoover out and I just spilled a big bag of [REDACTED] all over the floor
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>>203436995
Girls are gay
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Remember when Russell Brand was a generic Leftypol for 20 years and then as soon as he became a Rorke dozens of women spontaneously came forward to accuse him of naughty shagging?
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all girls are autistic
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remembering the time I shagged my toil commute crush
wasn't that good but glad I did it
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It depends on the event my dear we believe people
Should be allowed to express themselves as they want but some venues have restrictions so it’s better to bring a little nipple cover or something to get changed in case it’s not allowed for this certain place. As we are always all
Around I can’t give you an exact answer for this im afraid
But also we haven’t had anyone showing full nudity just so u know
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>>203436995
bet the bros are mirin' tho
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>>203437059
FOMYEG
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https://x.com/Resist_05/status/1845944426205794583

I want to make sweet love to this shabbos goy bros. Is that weird?
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and they steeeeeaaaal ideas from your daaaaaughters
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Whalesharks feeding
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>>203437050
remember when he called nigel farage a dime shop enoch powell. rorke was shocked and near tears
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i asked this girl jokingly who i thought fancied me what she thought of my arse and she very seriously looked at me and said "i don't look at your arse"
well that's that over
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>>203437050
Meanwhile the beeb pays the pension of a man who admitted paying someone over £1000 for CP
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>>203437085
need everything in this webm poisoned by noxious chemicals
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>>203437138
pretty rad
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>>203437138
terrified of the ocean
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Mental how big sea creatures are
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>>203437138
FUCKU YOU WHALE
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Big cocks
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>>203437161
why
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>>203437138
no one really knows why some whales like doing that.
some scientists say it helps shift parasites, others say they do it for enjoyment. me? dont know sorry
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Bloody love brown bread
Whack some seeds in there
Lovely
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>>203437213
It does look fun
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>>203437138
whal
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>>203437219
alri goose
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>>203437219
this poster quacks
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>>203437213
Makes their cloacas feel tingly
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well said
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my brain felt a lot healthier when I was learning to code and building things. just felt so much quicker figuring things out in my head, stopped being so forgetful and that. haven't built anything in months and I feel like I've gone back to being retarded, can't concentrate on anything.

Just don't see any point in building things in your spare time though.
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>>203437233
waterworld/deep blue sea 3 set looking shithole
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>>203437213
Always thought it was something to do with communication or a mating display or something
Would be willing to believe it's just for a laugh
Doing pointless shite is one of the signs of high intelligence
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>>203437254
thats the vax kickin in
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mad how despite being on a regime of fin and min i still losing more hair everyday
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>>203437280
stop poisoning yourself and embrace baldness
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>>203437280
shave it off bro and post pics
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The goal is to slave away for 40 years in a data warehouse so I can retire to a lovely data lakehouse and truly rest
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>>203437300
whatever you do DO NOT follow this guy
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>>203437310
*frank sinatra's 'my way' plays at funeral*
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Would you ever return to an employer that made you redundant if it was for the role above yours when you left and you thought you could get it?
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>>203437332
Yes, why not?
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>>203437300
>>203437308
im already an incel
without hair i will somehow be even worse
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You won't see any webms of newborn great white sharks because none have ever been filmed alive. Scientists also do not know where great whites go to give birth.

They simply... don't know.
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Examine your biases
Become a human
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soseg bean and cheese melt on the cards
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>>203437361
must be somewhere in the ocean. they're just not looking hard enough
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>>203437385
>>203437361
Hang on has anyone checked on land?
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>>203437297
Mental how easily whales could fuck up human divers if they felt like it but literally never do

You always hear "oh they don't do it because they're smart" but why would that matter?
chimps are smart too and they'll still fuck you up
Whales must just all be nice fellas
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mmmm mariana sauce
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>>203437361
Same for Eels
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anyone know any good bug hotels in London?
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>>203437398
damn that sperm whale is really getting deep down there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMwvtCM_FuE
>you will never be a teenager in the 90s
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biz idea: create drones that eat krill and have them map the oceans
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>>203437361
https://youtu.be/NfuaPwUMOF0?si=BWLCKvbK9xZtZRmd

They filmed it this year
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>Woman died after 'defective' Ottoman-style bed fell and trapped her
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The Klarc Knight (2008)
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/int/ is gradually catching up to /tv/ on post count.
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>>203437431
Mental how whales can't even breath underwater they just hold their breath for ages
lol, madmen
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for me it's andrew gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Wrg1TA8GY
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>>203437425
sargasso sea
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BANG!
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i'm thinkin about my bumhole, when you gonna shag it? when you gonna shag it?
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>>203437398
mental the lads went down in submarines
just like well if we've made a wrong calculation it's impossible for us to escape weh are going to explode instantly from the water pressure
or if we get attacked by some seamonster
but ye let'sd o it
let's keep doing down in the pitchj black deeps
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unashamed tarq here
own my own georgian townhouse with open fireplace
wear shirts chinos and brogues every day
drink organic old world wine and eat home cooked mediterranean meals
read hardback books
hate wogs and queers
don't like it? tough titties i'm a tarq and you're just a pleb
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3 soft-boiled eggs and buttery toast down the gob hole. incredible. dont think i'll ever get bored of it
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growing up I used to think that I could build a physique like my favourite WWF wrestlers by doing pushups and sit ups in my bedroom.

Of course back then I didn't realise that they were all on gear and that I wasn't getting proper nutrition because my single mum was poor so my efforts were in vain.
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your opinions on hermaphrodites?
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the cronem chatting it up with katy at the coffee machine
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>>203437563
What's the name for a gay tarq? You're one of those
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>>203437573
Go make yourself some more and keep doing that then. Stop boring us.
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going to go to the corner shop and buy a sausage roll and some kaffee i think
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>>203437539
alri eel lad
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if you have chickens do you need to shagg them to make eggs
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>>203437582
excuses excuses
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>>203437594
i will on the morrow. i wasn't planning on blogging about them again but just because i know it enrages you, i will x
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>>203437621
>>203437627
>>203437628
im going to go to the corner shop and buy a cheesy bacon pasty and some kaffee i think
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>>203437561
probably worse ways to go than being reduced to atoms in a nanosecond at the bottom of the ocean. You'd be gone before the signals reached your brain. Just gone in an instant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7T_QsoX2Pw
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>>203437592
>seething
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Might run in my lunch hour
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Wish I hadn't got vaxxed really
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>>203437561
The first dive down the mariana trench apparently had some windows crack and bolts come lose
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>>203437621
no
eggs are basically hen's menstruation
they will simply pop out eggs automatically
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>>203437657
why would u ever take the vax
come on bro
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so is david jason a nonce or what?
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got the stewart lee clips on
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wifeberg bought a new bin for the kitchen
it's got a sensor on the lid so you just wave your hand and it opens
needs 4xAA batteries to operate
i hate modernity
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lol parents absolutely hate my guts for being a NEET everytime they get on my case i just threaten them with trying to kill myself again. pipes them right down
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casually remembering that girl in secondary who actually did like me but I was too mong of a mong to notice, 14 years later as a 30 year old man
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>>203437654
Good lad, what distance you going for?
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>>203437563
none of that seems particularly tarq imo. more middle class
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>>203437668
They said it would protect others
They said we would go back to normal
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>>203437297
face like a fucking gherkin
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>>203437678
>needs 4xAA batteries to operate
ffs, can't they make it solar powered or summat
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>>203437678
don't blame modernity, blame yourself
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>>203437678
shame it doesn't come with cables to run into Ted Kaczynski's grave, could run off the spinning
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>>203437691
Just a 5k prob
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drinking urine
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>>203437700
>the same people who removed your rights will give them back if you do what they say
how can u be this dense mate
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mental how conspiracy shit there is on regular old social media
going for a scroll and coming across lots of clickbait such as mudfloods and every american town having a secret town underneath it

also hello all
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>>203437686
Got asked out after a school trip by a lass who went on to be top-tier, said no because what even is a gf at 13. Doubt it would've made any difference to anything in the end but maybe I'd have become a shagger
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feel like going to sleep but if i go to bed before 10 i invariably end up waking up at around 1am
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you are basically vaxxed equivalent if you ever caught covid tho
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going tip tomorrow
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flatpacktoil on the cards for today and pipeberg under sinkstein needs looking at
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>>203437753
yes but conspiracy theorists are silly you see
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The seasonal struggle to get out of bed in the dark months has begun
All down-hill from here
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>>203437773
your mums going to look at my pipe
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>>203437773
>>203437768
>>203437753
>>203437751
>>203437746
>>203437745
brit doesn't work if you're all just having your own conversation and not contributing to others
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>>203437490
Fucking grim
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>>203437746
morning

yeah it seems like there's whole segments of society who take all this stuff completely seriously. Like every single new event or semi-happening must have a secret meaning behind it in the minds of these people.
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>>203437773
>flatpack toil
the worst
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my personal conspiracy theory? indian, pakistani and african immigration numbers are made up to be appear to be out of control by the government while the real group taking over are the Chinese? no one pays attention but trust me there's more and more of them everyday
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>>203437753
not really, the 'vaccines' given out during covid aren't vaccines at all in the traditional sense.
they aren't comparable to natural immunity in the way they work
that's not even a conspiracy theory, just a simple fact
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In such a steaming mood that I've had to put on Ambient Study Music just to chill out
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>>203437361
>>203437458
quite enjoy when trivia is outdated by recent developments, such as these
there you go
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>>203437805
the only chinese i see are students. clearly not a problem compared to those other groups
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>OH N–
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chinese men are very feminine
this chinese bloke was wearing shorts and he had completely hairless, shapely legs and I was looking at them without realising it was a bloke and he caught me looking at him and he looked scared
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>quite enjoy when trivia is outdated by recent developments, such as these
>there you go
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got the english folk music on

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E
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>>203437645
fascinating video
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>>203437805
Chinese tend to go back once they're done with their studies.
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>>203437582
remember wanting to do the same and looking for advice online when I was 15-16 or so, coming across quora or something equally shit, and taking the advice as fact. keep in mind tons of retards like to give health and fitness advice despite being small and not strong. one of them was that I'd get big and strong with puberty, and it's just all genetics, so wait a few years. biggest regret ever. fucking hate weak cunts giving advice.
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Remember at the beginning of covid when there were all those videos from China of people just dropping dead in the street?
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>>203437838
rorke fending off the jungle fanny
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>>203437787
I am talking to people!
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>>203437840
You of course said nothing directly to him, coward. Scared of a flatface.
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>>203437678
You incapable of saying no to your wife?
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>>203437841
Timmy, System Administrator in Camden Town
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>>203437843
>https://open.spotify.com/playlist/00FrHeuZFTTMQE5vGxYC8E
I like Martin Cathy and some folk. Didn't realise these were autism rorke tunes, grim.
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>>203437841
thankfully for me I do not resemble the character which you've portrayed me as
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>>203437859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw
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>>203437838
Honestly the police officer showed too much restraint here and it nearly got him killed, could have opened fire after the first blade swing and then let her get right within striking distance of him
She's a massive 6'5 freak basketball player too big reach, she took several shots to go down and stabbed him a couple of times
Honestly why are black people so mentally unstable, what makes a 33 year old woman randomly try and stab someone like this and again the fact it took several hits for her response system to even register she'd been shot and for her to drop it just screams complete detachment from reality
Blacks are so more prone to psychosis
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>thankfully for me I do not resemble the character which you've portrayed me as
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A man was travelling down from London to Manchester when he met robbers.
They robbed him of everything he had, beat him, and left him nearly dead.

A fellow angloman happened to be travelling down that very road, and when he saw him, he avoided him and passed by.
A poleman was also coming that way, and when he saw him, he avoided him and passed by.

But a certain blackman who was passing by him on the road, when he saw him, had compassion on him and went near him, anointed his wounds, wrapped them up, put him on his car, and took him to a hospital to be nursed.
The next day he took 200 quids out of his pocket and gave them to the nurse, saying, ‘Take good care of him. If there is any further expense, I will repay you on my way back.’ And he left.

Now, which of these three do you think was the best neighbour to the man who met the robber?
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>>203437902
this video is very early 2010s youtube in terms of aesthetic and style but obviously due to its subject matter has to be 2020 or later
mental
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>>203437912
ktim (a 27 year old grown man)
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>>203437924
never happened though did it
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not reading all that
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>>203437838
*sniffs*
ORC BLOOD
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Oh did the police kill a black woman on video right before the election did they did they really
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYk22PzR7Ro
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>>203437962
Berserker Rage was one of the best race abilities.
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>>203437963
he was an asian-american policeman tho
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>>203437838
why are they like this.
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>>203437963
I don't think anyone's going to riot over this one
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australians don't actually drink fosters, i thought this would be common knowledge by now since we keep saying it but apparently the rest of the world isn't listening
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>>203437490
>>203437788
>39
>found by her 19 year old daughter
Fucking hell poor lass

Her brother died in a moped crash 13 years ago
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just realised the yank election is less than a month away, mental
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>>203438005
>Her brother died in a moped crash 13 years ago
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>>203438009
/pol/ will be fun
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>>203437992
had fosters for the first time in the uk funnily enough
when I told the bloke at the bar you can't get it in australia and I'd never had it before a crowd formed around me to watch me drink the pint ahaha
was good fun, tastes like watered down piss though, not good
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could've sworn I clicked /brit/
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>>203438025
>Chris here
What a mong
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all beer and lager tastes bad
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>>203438025
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I made the "Get them in, get them housed, get them wanked" gimmick.
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>>203438044
terrible, terrible post
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exgf randomly joined a church for sunday services and has started becoming a christian. from a muslim upbringing, but she was never particularly religious at all. what does this mean with respect to mental illnesses and motivations?
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>>203438009
Thanks for the reminder, might book the day after off work
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>>203438044
just wrong
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>>203438051
more for the rest of us i say
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>>203438050
you ought to top yourself then
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>>203438009
Was planning to go to Japan and see how long I could go without finding out the result, left it a bit late now though
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doin a watch
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>>203438044
I agree, although part of growing up is learning to enjoy unpleasant things
Autists struggle to understand this
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>>203438076
Why
Literally the best gimmick there's been on /brit/ in years
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>>203438056
ever shag her up the arse?
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>>203437987
American cops are blood thirsty
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We all Seaside in life x
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>>203438071
well said frenchlad
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>>203437963
99% of people will see the bodycam footage and think its justified.
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>>found by her 19 year old daughter
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>>203438105
get the noose fastened, get the stool kicked
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Imagine dying because you got trapped in a bedframe
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>>203438092
Don't get me wrong, I'll choke down a beer at a social function to appear normal and get the effects of the alcohol but I have never enjoyed the taste.
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>>203438108
please answer mate and I'll answer yours. no fucking idea why someone would suddenly start going to church and decide they need religion.
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Might not eat today. Not really into it
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>>203438146
comical
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>>203438146
chilling analogy for the western world
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>>203438029
fosters isn't even beer really
it's not brewed naturally
it's just carbonated water with artificial flavours and colours and alcohol added
vile shit
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erm just let a crazy person run at you and slice you up with a knife. that would be the non-racist thing to do rorke
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>>203438145
SCREAMING
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>>203438014
:/
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>>203438168
well said lad
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>>203438105
alri sir fart sniffer
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cowz
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>>203438152
Maybe she just found god? Billions around the world believe in a god it doesn’t mean she’s mentally ill or something
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>>203438181
Imagine all the African men she could have satisfied
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how many fingers can you fit in your pisshole?
i can only get my pinky and ring fingers in mine
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>>203438210
>pinky
foy
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>>203438056
Blessed, are you the black lad from a month or so ago?
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>>203438152
Is it church specifically that you are perplexed by, or is it people going outside and doing new things?
Suspect it may be the latter
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>Aussies don't drink Foster's
Explain this then
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>>203438200
yeh billions of africans, and middle-easterners. not exactly a shining example of mental wellness or cultural sophistication.
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>>203438105
it's funny desu

Wafflewog cracks me up
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>>203438200
She says she doesn't think she believes in god but likes the company and the comfort, and guidelines offered by it when she randomly went into the church once. It's a response to grief or something, surely?
>>203438220
Nah, white with leb exgf who I started talking to again recently. Hasn't replied for a day though haha texting games x
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>>203438235
"Something wrong, yank?"
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>>203438236
Afticans and Middle Easterners do all sorts of things that civilised people do
When civilised people do these things, they do them in a civilised manner
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poosense is tingling
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Alex Salmond said he regretted stepping down from leading the SNP but at the time when he did he couldn't believe that anyone could destroy his party like that
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>>203438253
>It's a response to grief or something, surely?
Maybe she just want to expand her social network and join a new community? Not everything is therapy speech bollocks.
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they're just so evil
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>>203438273
if you say so
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>>203438253
You sound a bit retarded, suspect she may be dumbing down a lot of nuanced feelings to address the weird probing questions you have been throwing at her
Perhaps exit her life and get on with your own navel-gazing
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act via dumb issue or
as current gadgetry audio must be taken
getting caught can put dust in overdrive
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>>203438143
\:

>>203438202
Isn't Hartlepool the most racist town in the UK or summit?
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I look like this
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Really need to kill myself
Getting beyond a joke really
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>>203438253
you seem like a child. fuck off
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>obsessed with former girlfriend
Very cringe
Get help
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Dribkjntb my coffe :)
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*slips*
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>>203438314
imagined this bloke doing a fortnight dance because of that pose
skibidi brainrot bloody hell
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>>203438315
but you won't you'll just keep moaning to us about how you need to get on with it when you won't
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constant feeling of dry throat. No idea what's going on with me here. Happening for a few days now
Yes I drink water
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>>203438350
Are you eating enough
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get a load of this health nut drinking water
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>>203436697
Post cockwizard instead of this one
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>>203438233
I am perplexed why someone who has never been interested in religion and philosophy etc would suddenly become interested out of nowhere, also feel the need to join a church, and actually become a member. Doesn't believe in any god apparently. Trying new things and walking into a church alone at 8am, sitting and thinking about your life, deciding you like it, attending mass and listening to bible study isn't really the same thing as just going outside.
>>203438293
I don't think you'd go just to expand your social network when they're people you don't really mesh with (her own admission), you have many better options.
>>203438303
So perhaps you can answer for me since you are not retarded, the reason why I asked.
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>>203438339
fuck off rorke, you judgemental bastard
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>>203438350
Your dad fucks your throat in your sleep
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>>203438350
did your boyfriend made changes to his diet recently?
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>>203438350
stop getting throatfucked for a start
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>>203438281
Vile gremlin that Sturgeon woman. Cooked up the abuse scandal so she could get rid of him and get her grubby hands into the SNP coffers. Single-handedly killed the Scottish independence movement.
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>>203438361
anyone notice israeli flags have absolutely flooded this website since the war?
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>>203438368
Stop talking about your former girlfriend you rapist freak
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can we not do another episode of "/brit/ argues about religion" PLEASE
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>>203438368
>So perhaps you can answer for me
You have been provided many satisfactory answers
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>>203438384
>Single-handedly killed the Scottish independence movement.
based tbqh
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>>203438358
more than usual
>>203438372
>>203438374
>>203438379
moths to a flame innit lads? Can't get cock out your minds. Sad, really.
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>>203438350
mouth breathing while sleeping
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muslims men sit down to pee lmao
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>>203438368
Mate you're fucking weird
Leave her alone
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>>203438402
i'm proud of my posts pal
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a girl just rang me up and asked me if I have a big dick
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>>203438253
The Lord is working in on her, just wait she'll meet some Christian lad who'll dismantle Muslim belief system and it's errors in logical manner, then he'll whisk her off to spiritual maturity and acceptance of God's grace x
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>>203438350
Cold dry weather setting in and colds going round mate, probs a little infection and the weather
I am really lethargic at the moment
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>>203438391
I don't know mate I've been on this godless site for a good decade now
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>>203438392
Why are you projecting? I recognise you immediately.
>>203438397
>many satisfactory answers
So you can't answer? You sound a bit retarded.
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might just stage a suicide attempt very womanly i know
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>>203438431
"sorry you have the wrong number" :P
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>>203438439
fuck that looks good
i'm hungry now :3
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>>203438420
So do I most of the time
Just can't be arsed to stand, I deserve a nice sit down
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can someone explain this new speech pattern i keep seeing everywhere on the internet?
it's where they describe someone's actions with the pronoun "bro".
e.g. "bro flew to the moon [skull emoji", etc..

i dunno why i keep seeing this fucking everywhere.
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the average american unironically believes in ghosts
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>>203438443
>So you can't answer?
No, not what I said
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>>203438368
>you have many better options
People who'll check in on your when you're ill or need in of help? Churches explicitly encourage that sort of behaviour, unlike a sports team or something.

Seriously, its not that deep. The idea that engaging with a religious community requires some deeply belief is something only zealots and atheists think.
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>>203438461
nigoomer gobbledygook
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>>203438463
anglo blood
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>>203438420
Wait til you find out how they wipe their arse
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bro be like help
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>An unusual case emerged in 2015 when a New York consumer of Foster's Lager sued the brewer after – he claimed – discovering it was not brewed in Australia.[26] He proposed a class action on the grounds of deceptive marketing. The suit cited advertising slogans such as 'Foster's Australian for Beer' and 'How to Speak Australian' were intended to trick consumers into believing the beer is made in Australia – which in turn meant the beer could be sold at a higher, premium price.
bloke's a hero, hope he succeeded
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>>203438461
its just casual and humorous commentary on usually comedic videos you numpty. stop overthinking things you sperg
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https://youtube.com/shorts/D9IpXigGTls?si=52fmwCATE2UuNUOw
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>>203438481
>>203438481
>>203438481
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>>203438493
we'll never know
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Took a big boy promotion and now im all important at work. Fucking hate it
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>>203438461
it's from tiktok and twitch, primarily the lingo of the upcoming gen alpha and zoomers, as a result of "brainrot" or "skibidi"
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>>203438483
yeah i think it's a gen Z thing. i have no idea how to speak like that, using bro in that specific way
>>203438488
yeah like that
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>>203438449
Love me some good scran
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>>203438564
damn



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