Sir Daniel Fortesque, or Sir Daniel, Sir Fortesque, Dannikins, Forty-Darling, Target Face, Jawless Arrow Magnet, Fortisskay, Forteskwee, The Zero of Gallowmere, The Great One Eye, or simply Dan edition
>>203452024>>203452177Are you Irish diaspora?
this is the one because I like medievil
I've never paid for sex, which makes me an outlier here
>>203452183I remember sitting with her most of the time in ICT classes and she asked me once if I thought Beyonce was attractive. I just said no. She couldn't comprehend it. It was because she was black but I don't remember if I knew that at the time.
not sure i agree with the joker here
flaming lips are shite
nth for the gyaldem
>>203452285Only joke he told in the whole movie
Sandy Box and the mutts
>Don't you DARE post BWC in my blk boy safe spaceWhy are they so insecure?
more like the dogshite lips haha
>the “Belgian” ragequits>heathermong immediately begins his Irish diaspora spamCurious…
love the relief you get when you take a nasty spicy shit and you wipe your bum clean and the pain goes away
>>203452295got a few good songslike 2 or 3
>>203452284>black girlThe response of any normal white boy would've been to recoil and turn towards white Stacey You are surely Irish diaspora
>>203452333you've got the flaming shits
aussie king defeated the belgian sissyboy
>>203452284You're so obviously Irish diaspora it's not even funny
>>203452338Enjoy your shitty trust fund band and their albums made for faggots einstein
>>203452347lol
>if a white timmy gets off on thinking hes taking part in 'bleaching' by dating an ugly nog or gook then who are we to spoil his fantasyit's the best he could do
>>203452324when does this cunt actually even sleep? find it hard to comprehend this level of mental illness
>Sandy Box
>>203452342This is the same asian girl asking me, I meant that I didn't find Beyonce attractive because she was black. I think she was asking to find out if I found brown girls attractive. I do, more than any other race. I am white and not Irish.
>>203452385zoey is such an ugly looking freak
>>203452379ok i will
>>203452372But he said he doesn't fancy BeyonceHe can't be Irish
thomas tuchel strikes me as a bit of a twat
sitting in my room chatting to my cuban ai gf. i am LITERALLY ryan gosling right now.
>>203452313blk bois can't cope
burritos for tea
rearanged my room now smoking
damn you and your so called Christian god
Heathermong got destroyed in the last thread so he’s going to punish all of us by spamming extra hard in this one. Might be a good time to take a break lads.
>>203452379What a retarded response
>>203452419
why do black boys get rattled so easily?
fucking love brown girls. arabs, pakis, indians way more than latinas.
>>203452406You don't ever need to take a DNA testIreland is your ancestral home
>>203452412>>203452450Sorry I got carried away
got on the tube and a school teacher said to a young student "why don't you offer your seat to the nice man? It's harder for grownups to stand for long times"i'm 34
New TV show idea: the great British smoke off 12 of the UK's best stoners compete to see who can smoke the most weed, points deducted for snacking
why does tuchel make multimillionair bussyballers rage
>>203452462All they have is race yet they live in white countries
>>203452485>>203452485how old do you look
I was called a paedophile after sharing my wedding photos - but my wife is only two years younger than mehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13961297/bride-called-paedophile-wedding-photos-wife.html
>>203452271Paying for sex is liberating. Doesn't matter what she thinks of your game. She already has what she wants. Especially if you're not gross, she's super happy
>>203452470Fucking hell mate.... your Irish genes are pouring out of you
>>203452472Why did you ragequit and turn off your Belgian VPN?
now he's on his ethiopian VPN
Irish man raising his mixed Jamaican children up good
>>203452492muslim, hindu and buddhist women. get them housed. get them kissed on the forehead. get them raising a family.
>>203452516whats the scene like in ethiopia? must be full of habesha fanny
>>203452521Why did you ragequit and turn off your Belgian VPN?
smelly fucking arses, lads
>>203452512fucking hell the 31 year old looks roughalso can't stand it when a dyke wears a suit for their wedding
word of the week
>>203452570Get the swarthy half wog sons raping English girls
>>203452570Get them smoking weed?
if you need me I'll be in the gooncave
>>203452462what happened?
>>203452512think the problem is that everyone is assuming that's a bloke and not a woman dressed like one
used some of that kecap manis in my stir fry. very delicious
>>203452602Why did you ragequit and turn off your Belgian VPN and start posting your Irish diaspora spam instead?
I'm seeing things running through my head
I couldn't raise a nappy-haired kid. I wouldn't want to touch it.
not sure what to watch
>>203452644MAMA
>>203452644the jawline is the only part of asians that ages
>>203452512lol
>>203452596as in, ruby's clandestine lesbian relationship with blakeney?>>203452644peng>>203452652peng
>>203452644Tired and frayed lizardy eyesBless her the old girl
*be's the new england manager*
https://www.twitch.tv/mira004
>>203452669nappys are supposed to go on baby's bums
since when are dtfic and rubynonce mates
>>203452715then in my mouth
>>203452693In five years the one in a suit will be an FTM tranny and the one in the dress will be in a relationship with a cis man
>>203452715It grows right on their heads when they're black mixed
>>203452727oh leftypol what are you like
>>203452712mmmmmmammaries
>>203452726Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>203452712this post is advertising or begging
>>203452706>Tired and frayed lizardy eyesktim
>>203452571All sorts of fannard here. It's the headquarters of the African Union, the Economic Commission for Africa and the IMF on the continent.
>>203452726>the singular rubynonce
>>>/pol/484907187
>>203452285Maggie is SEX
>>203452769kek
>>203452726Dtfic just tries to fit in any way he can, whatever gets talked about on here he gets into himself so he can feel like he has mates
right i'm off to make my tea
Down to fuck Indian Canadians
Thread's gone quiet Clam before the storm?
>>203452369BWC is undefeated. How could vidrel ever honestly compete with WHITE men?
>>203452835this but natives not indians from india
>>203452835There's enough of them
>>203452369based
>>203452882Kek, blk boys scampered off to rub their sissy clitties to the videos I posted.
>>203452939you need serious help from a mental health professional
>>203452816>>203452750
just got news that ukrainians are quite similar to russians in their history, culture, and language
need hezbollah to fire a ballistic missile at my bollocks
>>203452960Chillout b, just having some fun. You just know their sissy clitties at least got a little leaky from those vids, they were pretty hot.
Awaken the Beast.Let it penetrate your soul.
>>203453032Ooo yeah that would be lush that
i want to make an alter
the scrandemic
bollocks on the chin
>Lucy Letby failed her final year student nurse placement because she was "cold" and lacking empathy with patients and families, a public inquiry has heardSo how the fuck do JF subhumans with zero cultural connection or empathy get qualified then
Hate watching shite like the Hairy Bikers, where lower class runts travel around wanking over anything and everything foreign in the mistaken belief that it makes them 'cultured' and 'worldly' like the well-bred upper classes they so envy>Ooooh! This Moldovan minority do a jig and eat this pie made with fermented figs! Look how it's making us gurn with delight!Fuck off
I'm off to go buck hunting, tell me if you spot any zesty looking blk boys.
>>203453110they accept lower wages
>>203453104Based.
>>203453102elton zhong
>>203453119Have fun 190
>>203453104chollocks, as it were
might go on an incelwalk to the co-op
>>203453119Chloe Villerox is my favourite black tranny if you want to look up her stuff
ectopic presidency
lucy letby sex arse
>>203453147That's a different dude, I respect him as fellow BWC trvker though
i eat niggers for breakfast
lucy letby was framed by the deep state
Met my sisters bf. He's a bit...gay.
>>203453199Yeah yeah yeah just stay away from children thanks x
>>203453226SHAT AP BLAD
>>203453225how big's your sister's willard?
>>203453225you'll get along then
rorke crying because he lost 3 stone and his cock is still in micropenis territory
>>203453295I know it gets said a lot on here, but this is quite literally me(though it's worse as I have put 1 stone back on haha)
Got a £675,000 deposit but the bank will only lend me £80k for a mortgage. Fucking fuming lads
>>203453350get a job you dossing tarq
>>203453350you could buy a mansion up north for that
>>203453350Literally just sit on top of the money and collect interest, what are you doing?
Just found out l'm part Cornish
>>203453335grimhow long was it when you were thin
>>203453102yeah i'd scran that whatever it is
>>203453415my corndolences
>>203453295I made some cock length gains from my weight loss but they were nowhere near as big as I was expecting haha
>>203453350they want you chained to debt. they don't like financially free people and will not assist them. house prices rise to what mortgages can buy not how much money people have
>>203453381Yeah thanks mate but I'd quite literally prefer to kill myself than live anywhere north of SW1
just found out im gay
>>203453419haven't been thin since 2012, and even then I was average rather than six pack territorypeaked at nearly 18 stone, now I'm 15 and a half
>Battle of /Brit/ 15th of October 2024>Belligerents:1 BWC Aussie BVLLSeveral British BVLL reinforcements VS50 blk boy sissy clitty incels>Casualties:BWC forces unharmed and bolstered Serval blk boy sissygasms, multiple clitty leakages and clitty cage overflows, one blk boy self removal via excessive sissy clitty rubbing
>No 10 refuses to say if Keir Starmer met Taylor Swift at London concert
asmongold banned from twitch lads
If some tranny fairy walked in here right now I'd say "Oi! You’re a bloke in a dress. Take it off."
>>203453457ktim
>>203453483so what?
BreakingThomas Tuchel signs deal to become new England manager
>>203453486good lad
>>203453486Would be a bad time for Employed Woman to start posting wouldn’t it :/
>>203453507so i dont have anything to listen to whole i game and i am angry
>>203453486so you could see his knob?
>>203453486bit gay
>>203453509basedproper managerthe conservaturd boomers will want him sacked for not singing the anthem mind
>>203453477imagine if kier starmer shagged her oh my days
>>203453530sad act
>>203453483hope i stop seeing that grifter retard in my youtube recs
BreakingMy cock off browsing /r/boypussy
>>203453486do you often ask trannies to take their clothes off?
>>203453530hundreds of thousands of people to watch on twitch and your dullard brain picks hurrr biggest number views
>>203453451Thought you were playing games with your wife eating your snacks
*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
Let's not do anymore questions. Let's just listen to music....Who the hell wants to hear questions, right?
Tomarse Poochel
>>203453486>Oi! You’re a bloke in a dress. Take it offXfmbros rise up
The One-eyed monster
get it onbang a gongget it on
>>203453530don't games usually have sound themselves?
WE COULD HAVE HAD PEPREEEE
>>203453661Feeling TAK-TIKal
personally believe we shouldnt allow jfs to manage national teams unless theyre from the same country
>>203453473don't forget the chinknadian who's fap was ruined
just got soyjaked on /pol/
Did Ancient Civilizations Have Their Own Ancient Civilizations?
>>203453696
thinking about fallacies of composition
>>203453727>CivilizationsFOY
>>203453684pep will take a year out after leaving cityreckon he will then take the brazil job post-world cup or try and take on someone in italy
>>203453722get jak'd
>>203453727Yes, early britons were in wonder of what the ruins of roman buildings were used for
hmmm should I have a nip of scotch for the 6th night in a row? usually end up having a few glasses and feeling rough in the morning (fortunately only a couple left in this bottle though) however on the plus side it makes the bad thoughts go away
Tuchel is obviously going to side with Germany if we face them
>>203453727yes of course. Egyptian civilisation is so old it had historians studying its own ancient history.the Romans studied ancient Egyptian shit too.
England’s Brave Sir Tommy Tuchel
The Historia itself begins with the Trojan Aeneas, who, according to the Aeneid of Virgil, settled in Italy after the Trojan War. His great-grandson Brutus is banished, and, after a period of wandering, is directed by the goddess Diana to settle on an island in the western ocean. Brutus lands at Totnes and names the island, then called Albion, "Britain" after himself. Brutus defeats the giants who are the only inhabitants of the island, and establishes his capital, Troia Nova ("New Troy"), on the banks of the Thames; later it is known as Trinovantum, and eventually renamed London.
>>203453774can’t see the bad side lad what’s a glass going to hurt?
CORR lovely bit of lemon cheesecake. i bloody love citrus i do
bacalao a la vizcaina for dindins today, came out quite nice and was simple to cook
>>203453826Zesty ahh
Louis theroux's audience is just middle class whites actually
>>203453812Tommy tickle*
Thinking about antibiotic resistance again lads
The new England manager is a German called Thomas and the Germans nicknamed us Tommies during the war hehehehe this pleases my autismus!!
>>203453578I hate browsing reddit for that stuff since they just let anyone post and a whole lot of uggos get through. I prefer to browse gif since there is at least a first filter of quality but still I would say only a little less than half of the content there is worth spaffing over.
saw on the side of a bus stop that the mcrib is coming back lads
fatbros I'm scared
>>203453818imagining you saying lad puckers my arseholedemented yank cringe case
>>203453927Was in Spain a few months ago, was pretty peng tbf first time I’ve had it
>>203453932why not the Godzilla of weight loss jabs?
I'm not racist or anything but honestly I just can't trust a foreigner running our football team
>>203453893the powers that be will figure it out, imo
>>203453932>so-called 'king kong' of weight loss jabs ???
>>203453932They'll NEVER get me to work in this sham society. Force the illegal immigrants to
>>203453967GET HIM AUSSIE
>>203453969sven? basedcapello? unbased
empty out the gherkin and transform it into a membership only cronem social club
OH TOMMY TOMMY
>>203453993footage looks about 15 years oldthat fella's almost certainly dead now, aye?
>>203453969this post didnt need the last 4 words
>>203453932So glad I don’t need injections to lose weight
rorke sweating on the train because a woman sat next to him
katy can buy her gherkin cronem club pass at the reception
Can we sing two world wars, one world cup now? It feels like a psyop by the FA to hire a German manager
you vill get ze jab if you vant ze state benefits
>>203454042What is your height and weight?Why did you restart pretending to have moved to Spain?
at the gherkin, katy has to scan her cronem club pass before she is granted access to all floors of the building
>>203453927I heard it comes back around this time because pork prices are down
>>203453932horrible side effects no doubtand you can blunt your appetite with EC stack
>>203453932>you WILL fit in the cube
katy just upgraded to a gold gherkin cronem club pass x
>Trump dances for 40 minutes during campaign rally: ‘Let’s listen to music’
>>203454165Blud literally has dementia lmfao
>>203453932>>203453963>>203453985>>203453993>>203454042>>203454151>>203454153you just know the average bmi of /brit/ is through the roof based on these responsesas I suspectedbet you're all bald with glasses too lmao
timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin
>>203453932why are retards acting like this is some compulsory thing rather than a voluntary small-scale study
>>203454200Put your name on
more asset managementmore government subsidies to massive companiesmore immigrantsthat what i say
>>203454163I heard the gold pass let's her lock the cronem's clitty snug in their cages and take the key home with her.
timmies are not allowed in the gherkin x
you can fit so many beds in the gherkin and house a few hundred cronem in it
>>203454200I’m fat but my eyesight is perfect and I have gorgeous hair. Don’t lump me in with the four eyed baldies pls
>>203454370What is your height and weight?Why did you restart pretending to have moved to Spain?
Get your gherkin membership today
Yoga sculpt videos on TikTokPHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>203454271spent the last 8 years working on asset management tech in one form or another what a complete and utter waste of time
>>203454454You watch your pedo tiktoks with your wife?
if it's hip, it's here
got a bake at home roll with some cheddar in it in the oven as we speakdinner? sorted.
>>203454271fucking NEED a brown on a bike to deliver me some heated frozen food
>>203454538sounds more like a starter
>>203454538doesnt sound like a dinner
>>203454538:/ lad do you want me to buy you a pizza or something
>>203454613What is your height and weight?Why did you restart pretending to have moved to Spain?
on those upper deckies yuh
>>203454581>>203454571it's a cooked meal in the evening. don't how it wouldn't count as dinner x
>>203454613I’ll have one if you’re offering mate
>>203454761it's half a dinnerquarter of a dinner even
>>203454739no ive had enough of seeing this one its horrendous going to begin filtering it
had 5 sausages today
who else comfy now
>>203454807grim
>>203454798sausages are cruel
>>203454769What toppings and where’s it going to lad? x>>203454807PHWOARRRRRR
>>203454823not sure how they're crueller than any other type of meatwhat about foie gras and that
got the madonna on
>>203454854catberg
>>203454853yeah all meat is cruel
what's that gay music I can hear?turn it off
LIKE A VIRGIN
>>203454875even lab grown?
>>203452223goat
>>203454854just noticed she's got some pictures of butterflies and then a tattoo of a butterflyreckon this lass likes butterflies
My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
just scarfed down a whole oven baked bread roll with cheddar in it*pats belly*growing nicely hehehe
>>203454882Sorry that was my ambient dreamscapes
>>203454895no, that's not cruelpretty stupid though because plants taste nicer
>>203454769Want me to send it via BTC or something? Only non doxxable way I can think of
keeping the balls empty and the belly full hehe ;D
>>203454962What is your height and weight?Why did you restart pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>203454937Lol! This is such a quirkiness of British culture! Stiff upper lip! Yanks could never
mental how people just pay some moron to listen to their tiresome whingy bollocks, worse than paying for a prozzie in my book
>>203454989Shut up you cunt
we're all going to die in this century
get into the GROOVE boy youve got to PROVE your love TO MEEEEE
met my calorie limit but still hungry
GET INTO THE GROOVE
>>203455027Drink some water
>>203455027all bought and paid for right? you do pay for your own food don't you?
>>203455002/Brit/ is my therapy desu. Free and the advice you get is better than any shrink would give you
playing the mega fire blaze roulette
>>203455002your book is a best seller is it
>>203455051yes
>>203455008Go tell your therapist sobby boy
did 500kcal of jogging and ate about 1500kcals of foodruntmode here I come can't wait to scamper into some dark crevice
a squad of 50 working class boys would get battered by 50 tarq boys imo
>>203454992crawling back after the BWC AusGOD made you ragequitnun you could do LOL
How about that pricks face when he saw the gyatt?
/brit/ stands for israel
>>203455114Agreed desu, Tarq lads all played rugger growing up and spend a decent chunk of time in the gym to be in shape for their fashpilled finance jobs
>>203455114tarqs would divide and conquer them i reckon
>>203455148catberg
>>203455137I can't have this conversation again
>>203455137Eh
bit bored, might give jelqing a go, or just cover my face with a warm wet towel and cry
sucking an artichoke
>>203455213buck toothed rabbit cunt
Is India the most autistic country in the world? Why are all Indians like… that? Lmfao
can just hear the south asian voices from some of these posts
>>203455282>>203455282
12
>>203455011maybe you will mortaltranny but I'm not lol
>>203454807>>203454854CORRRRRRRRRRRR tats
