GREG edish
European Union
scrandemic
Gregg ?
Some good content being cooked by Reddit tonight lads
boring viking rapebaby ancestryand dont even start with the "duhh you gave ur dna to a company?" what they gonna do with my spit?
>>203455200Hate to think how much bigger my cock would be if all the time I have wasted on /brit/ had been spent on jelqing instead
all nice and well but the cronem are gettin dey batons oiled up...
>>203455323LUL! You gave your DNA to a for profit company!!!
>>203455321Ressentiment become flesh
Nothing good in me life.
From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the kingWhere's my crown? That's my blingAlways drama when I ringSee, I believe that if I see it in my heartSmash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars
I think once again, you're all trying just a bit too hard in your posts. You know what I'm on about, the larping like a 55 year old bitter divorcee at a pub who's had one too many and is itching for a fight. Just drop the larp, all of you.
>>203455321fucking hell theyve eviscerated him
One of the most evil people in yhe world whos greed and avarice was infamous even in his own day... secretly jewish you say...
>>203455321Drumpf the Cockwomble Spunktrumpet
>>203455323Alri Graham
>>2034553232%? that's fucking nothing. I swear normal white guys get 2% from kenya or some shit on those all the time
>>203455351Katy getting her baton oiled up too, cronem don't stand a chance...
>>203455351Haven't been able to catch up on the cronemverse, there's Katy and there's Timmy right? Loved your content and want to catch back up again btw
>>203455375fell asleep before I could finish reading this tedious bollocks
>>203455323>what they gonna do with my spit?make a bioweapon targeting anyone who has the misfortune to share N+1 ancestors in the last 2000 years
>>203455379what the heck... sex penis??
>>203455379That willard isn't real
>>203455406>I swear normal white guys get 2% from kenya or some shit on those all the timeWe really don't
>>203455375Yeah 55 year olds are always on about guzzling cronems
feel quite sad in the evenings at the moment for some reason. need to snap out of it.
i collected my new pillow protectors and knife sharpener.
>>203455444winter blues
>>203455379Cockmogs me!
>>203455439Brian at the post office can't stop going on about it
>>203455444same, need to give my head a wobble and stop moping about like a sadcase
>>203455378he invented dreidel is what he did! he was a great jewish banker and in this house rabbi columbus is a hero end of story!
need a latex bob gf
New friendsI should make some new friendsRight then... where to start
>>203455469scromitting
fascism is when a democratically elected leader does something I don't like
>>203455482Hello mate. Nice cock you have
>>203455379hmm that lady appears to have a wilberforce m8
my insides always hurt after boozing now
>>203455482Hello mate. Nice batty you have
>>203455378greed and avarice mean the same thing
>>203455482let me bum that cute little arsehole of yours
>>203455513Ava day off, prick
>>203455492thanks x mind giving it a friendly suck?
interesting perspective that’s all i’ll say
>>203455506So this is rorke
>>203455378A Jew called Christopher whose original name was Peter. Hmmm
democracy clearly doesnt work if all the parties are in favour of importing millions of rapist wogs every year despite virtually nobody wanting it
>>203455539that lampshade is from b&q
Rorke forgetting how to breathe when he puts earbuds in
>>203455321Mad how much some people think about donald trump
I'm looking forward to
please delete that
>>203455563dunno my landlord bought it
>>203455553
>>203455527Ok mate that's going too far, we've only been talking for 5 seconds. Maybe rein in the sexual comments for next time, yeah?
might have a nice big poo
>>203455597well it is.
>>203455553too self conscious about my small penis to have sex in public. or in private for that matter
>>203455606oh I would definitely recommend it
>>203455602can't say hello nowadays without some prick like you getting offendedgood luck making friends with that sour attitude
>>203455610how can you be sure
>>203455614Would look nice without that horrible city in the middle of it
>>203455506Rod stewart not looking so good these days
what a horrible night to be on /brit/
>>203455615you'd also hear the sound of 5 shafts being worked behind you from the hands of overweight weird cunts
>>203455323Mine got updated
LOVE spreading gossip at toil
going to hire /cum/ and /britfeel/ mercenaries, whom I can't afford to pay, to invade /brit/ on my behalf and declare me King of the General
>>203455658https://www.diy.com/departments/trio-light-grey-pendant-light-shade-d-28cm/5059340091525_BQ.prd
just two resident homos in here going on and on and on about sex all day every day
>>203455410appreciate it x
I can't get to sleepI think about the implicationOf diving in too deepAnd possibly the complicationsEspecially at nightI worry over situationsI know will be alrightPerhaps it's just imagination
Had a pain under my left armpit since this morning
Will i conquer the rot or will i let it consume meWe will see
>>203455692No welsh? Explains why you’re ugly
That's why Mum's go to Iceland
>>203455716>two
>>203455692Not possible to know it that exactly
is this true lads?
>>203455614isn't it a massive shithole now?
>>203455323>what they gonna do with my spit?But anon, if you ever decide to commit a horrific crime in the future - they'll be able to easily track you down!
>>203455474Imagine having a stern skinny pale latex gf
>>203455751chinesejapanesedirty kneeswhat are these
>>203455747How so?
>old card cancelled>still been charged by hellofreshWTF? I got called up about a new deal I accepted it on the time. the dude said I would need to update my card if I wanted it to go through. after an hour I didn'tnow I find out I'm being charged? how the heck does this work??
>>203455711Wrong unfortunately
>>203455735cancer mate
don't like the smell of fish but quite like the stench of pussy, go figure
the cronem is slipping his oversized baton all di wey down katy's back.....
>>203455796I called the bank to deactivate the card. how're they charging on a dead card??
>>203455745Yeah its only two posters talking to each other. They do it every single day, Im not even reading the actual contents of it anymore because its just the same roleplaying gibberish they always do>corrr lad would love to suck your cock xx>come over then aha x>fancy a shag?>bet you got a massive willardThey've been doing it for like 4 years now. Very distinctive homos
>>203455799ive wasted your time in a series of repliesyour concession has been pre-accepted
>>203455805You a doctor?
>>203455820ahem, gherkinposts were promised?
>>203455796some indian fella is having the feast of a lifetime on your bill mate
>>203455751I prefer this end>>203455795Because "the Highlands" has three distinct gene regions and only a 1/3 of that part marked is the Highlands
quite hilarious how little money i have to do buy anything
>>203455796WTF! I cancelled by fudging card and now I'm getting charged! HOW!?!?
Sex addled freaks
coldin bedheated blanket on top of my duvet
>>203455847i did the gherkins today, you must have missed it
crawling into bed when it's cold out is one of the best things about this life
your time is up, rorke
>>203455328i used to unintentionally do this when i was a teen and chronically masturbated. after i came i'd pull on my dick from bottom to top to get cum out, like getting last bits out of a squeeze bottle, and during that period of about 14-17 my dick grew. and i'm really quite big, 8 inch long along top, 6+ inch girth. later i heard of jelqing and penis exercises and whatever, and realised i had done that everyday for years during my teenage years. maybe it's a coincidence.
>>203455851I'm more white than you are. Face it
really miss being a baby and sucking on my mums tits
Still have 4 hours and 50 minutes left at toil
>>203455882must have been too busy prepping the cronem for katy's plapsession LOL
>>203455891yeah I also went through puberty
call the judge and get some fudging card
>>203455857I do be buying everything but the funds do be lacking don't they do? speak english you cunt
Honestly it's quite mental that people just get to a certain age and decide to go doggingYou never see any younger blokes there
>>203455751Yep learnt if in school korean is left up and rigjt down
>>203455920LOL no worries
>>203455692How do you update DNA Are they just admitting they don't really know what they're doing?
>>203455799I have this light but in dark blue
>>203455982you bought it from b&q
>>203455967dire
ever had the unsafe sex?
>>203455967LOL
>>203455973It's wrong anywayI literally have Irish ancestry and have a family tree backing it up.Yet no evidence of Irish dna. Unless they were an ex-colony. Idk
>>203455967I would never be able to do a lunch time gym session
>>203455967Gimp goes to “work” and bashes his keyboard for a few hours. Never grafted in his life
>>203455996do you didnt
>>203455967Grim
Me waiting for the chippy
>>203455973They've admitted to inserting false results before. They've also failed to detect animal or even plant DNA. It's basically just astrology for incels
>>203455893>whiteA Jewish idea
>>203455967>commute begins at 08:05luxury lifestyle
>>203455967>40 times a day: set up the camera for my carefully choreographed tiktok pseudo-voyeurism
got a set of grip strengthenerscan do the 67.5kg one quite easily but can't close the 90kg set, going to start working my way up to the 140kg ones so I can give bone crushing handshakes
>>203455982Sorry about the colour
doesn't your hair fall out if you go in chlorine every day
>>203455996Isnt it from ikea? Cant remember honestly
>>203455967>best moment of the day is a herbal tea and a bookwhat a fucking POOFTER
>>203456040>It's basically just astrology for incelsscreamign
>>203455967Like my life but more exercise
>>203456037wtf is this real
>>203456056dunno michael phelps still has a good head of hair on him
>>203456037STARMER WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING
>>203456052And I’d still knock u out easy. Funny that
Timmy thinks bleaching will keeping Britain white omds
>>203456081>so what do you think of asmongold's twitch ban?
>>203455799I actually see mine has 3 tiers and therefore is superior
>The winner of the men's World Conker Championships has been accused of cheating and using a steel replica conker.
>>203456037>>203456089He literally stood there in silence for 45 minutes lmao
>>203456081When's she going to start looking for a beta california techbro on 500k to settle with
>>203456098doubt it, I've actually knocked someone out in a fight and don't imagine you'd do much better
>>203456118one of the ugliest things i've ever seen
>>203456040>incelsit's the most normalfag shit ever
>>203455920haha aint dat tru
>>203456146Ever looked in the mirror pal?
>>203456120it's over
>>203456109good lord in heav'n
>>203456143You haven’t met me mate. Pray u dont
>>203456158rorke!!!!!!
>>203456090without a hat on
>>203456147I have literally never met a single person IRL who has done one
>>203456170done himeven though that was a pretty fucking hideous lampshade
>>203455891Jelqing is a meme. If it were true I'd be 10 inches
>>203456168lmao
>>203456120BIG money in illegal conker gambling. He'll probably be found dead in his appartment in manaco
is it worth quitting smoking if i keep drinking half a bottle of vodka a night
>>203456196hes been caught with his paws in the proverbial 'cookie jar' (its actually a peanut butter jar)
My aunt’s done a dna testJust British and stuff
>>203456195I've met a thousand slugs with exactly your mannerisms though
fucking sick of the word zionist swear i never heard it once in my life in 20 years on this planet until the past year and now its fucking everywhere, fucking shutup
>>203456238Because i shagged her right before
>>203455891That's not jelqing, retard
>>203456020He typed on his PC programmared by keyboard users after reading a book by keyboard users and...
>>203456168haha timmy sat at home doe
yer da's a poofter
Favourite Robot Wars house robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1jbaRC7ChE
>>203456258This nigga meeting slugs
>>203455891You that cunt who sent a dick pic to the "protogf"?
>>203456126I thought he might at least have been vibing, not just shuffling around biden style
>>203456315Bros brain is literally melting
4chan is my digital opiumjust enough to keep me from falling out the window
>>203455379cockmogs me by far!
>>203456307I've seen his willy and yes it is cute
>>203456202apparently over 20% of adults in the USA have taken one
any time I think of topping myself I think about how it'd disappoint the lads on /brit/
>>203456356that sounds way too high but I could believe 10%
>>203456364Wouldn’t disappoint me mush
>>203456364haha yeh..
>>203456305dead metal
Did you know that in Israel, marrying outside your religion is illegal? Therefore, interracial marriage is de facto banned.https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_in_Israel
About to have me tea x
>>203455967Drinking tea out of a pint glass is morally wrong and the kind of repugnant thing only a fr*nchman could contrive with their perverse little minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2AudmKjg5YThe kino has arrived
>>203456397Chicken and something
>>203456364i'd top myself if i had a clonewouldn't be gay, just hardcore wanking i reckon
teeth rotting away because I drink tea non stop
sucking a lemsip wild berry, got a bit of a cough you see
the fact messi never played in the prem disqualifies him from being th goat. messi fagboys will say he played english teams in the champions league, what arsenal 10 times? realistically he was only the best player in the world for one or two seasons around 11/12
>>203456395
>>203456421Mushroom innit
living room is cold
>>203456081How do you start a coversation with that species?
>>203456264I'm sure you haven't heard of a lot of things you fucking fetus
>>203456422what the fuck are you on about
>>203456020What do you do for work?
got the indie pop on
Fear. Anxiety. Darkness.
reckon adam binned the spainlad trip because he was close to being doxxed and didn't want to have to explain to his mrs?
My ethnic group/race isn't listed in the drop downs so I put 'white other'I am absolutely not White
got the shamrain on because i want to feel miserable
>>203456439I've got 3 layers on
>>203456465Bricklayer u
>>203455967Where's his wife and kid
mumberg is watching some true crime bollocks
>>203456465Manufacturer of flanges. Falangist as it were
>>203456502italian?
mmm polio for tealovely stuff
toiling is a crime against humanity
>>203456395.
>>203456524I didnt ask where you studied mate
>>203456493His address has been posted. He isn't married he's literally disabled and lives with his mum and has a carer. He probably dropped it because he's a faggot who wasn't happy with being filtered
want to buy this app but it's not letting me just pay with apple pay and wants my fucking card detailsmongy idiot devs just let me pay normally
taking 4 scoops and leaving humanity behind
>>203456585Funny that
>>203456590source?
>>203456591you're the one trying to pay weirdly
What's the news
>>203456590he just can't help himself and now that we've all filtered his belgian VPN he's back to spain
>>203456615yeah monkeys are cool
How does this picture make you feel?
>>203456617Check the archives. Search for Adam and Cheshire. Cant say anymore
>>203456672No.
>>203456646great. hope that the indian one keep rising and the pakistan one falls
diversity for israel
>>203456672!!
>>203456646fact that half the browns you see here weren;t even born here is mentalAnd there's more of them in the UK than native welsh now
Why does spainers living his best life make you seethe? Lol?
Has anyone tried using their foreskin as an extended release kind of thing? Like for example to load up a small scoopy scoop of cocaine just slide it in there, close it up, and wait for it to be gradually absorbed through your dickhead, for example if you have to go to a birthday and don't want to snort cocaine around greedy people, you can just go hard with your drugs in your natural penis pouch. does this work or does this kill the penis
>>203456646Dont mind far east asians and Nepalese
My carer is a lovely woman
caucasiansub-saharaneast eurasian
>>203456646i dont understand why this is needed or wanted
>>203456715nah but have pinched it while doing a wee so it fills up and release it like a water balloon splsoishhh
why don't you have a pork bun in your hand
gregory isaacs - clark stepper
i've got another confession to make
>>203456715no because I don't want my sensitive head to get corroded
>>203456718Timmy...
Spainnonce daily dollhouse VPN melty
I don't care. Honestly, I just don't care.
>>203456741Umm to fix the nhs! The country would collapse if we didnt important more. Thats why UK is going from strength to strength
odds gameevens drink
>>203456722Bob Dylan looking ass bitch
>>203456699mmhmm as Jah intended it x
>>203455838>two
>>203456784do both
>>203456737Slavs aren't white, they're mixed with Asiatic, near eastern (Turkic) and Jewish
absolutely gagging for a bit of shut-eye, but I guarentee if I go off - brush my teeth, get my pjs on, and lie in bed I'll suddenly and arbitrarily feel wide-awake and will just lie there like a mug for 4 hours
>>203455978what game is that?
>>203456819ktim
>>203456788That's right
>>203456781Nor should you probably. Most of the things we care about aren’t worth it. They often stop us accepting ourselves for who we are, which is true comfiness.
oy vey my son is gay
Found my glasses lads
>>203456524How's bricklaying work? Any fucktard can do itWork I do every day would boggle your tiny brain
>>203456753got a pork sausage in mine if you know what i'm mean lad aha i was referring to my willard aha
>>203456819how about taking a book with you then, so you can work on getting that clue you so badly need?
Bloody mental how innit
>>203456849
promising future for the jocks
kevin looks pretty cool
>>203456417me every sunday night/monday morning
>>203456894getting stiff imagining caving your head in with a pickaxe xvile canadian runt
Remarkable how society wants to make you isolated and alone
>>203456935
>>203456830throne and libertyt. expert googler
>>203456935Mental how badly he mindraped you
(8) find me at the frontleftspeaker (8)
>>203456942I don't think the people in society helpNation's full of miserable cunts who are eager to find reasons to hate eachother
I give out a load of fake info and people think they've "owned" me when they repeat it back to meLike when they call me Adam, or call me fat, or mention that I live in Chester.Wow amazing, you remembered a post where I deliberately breadcrumbed info to give you a certain perspective of me, what a galaxy brainSpainlad is a character I have fun playing. You're all gimps who dance to my tune. I'll never doxx myself, you simps keep on waiting
(8) rating go up when the clothes come offbut a real bitch come when the dick goes up (8)
>>203456985you've done nothing but prove you are extremely demented and obsessed with these narratives you have invented in your head
Refuse to listen to The Cure purely because I simply cannot respect a 70 year old bloke still dressing the same way as he did when he was 19 - especially when he looked like a massive spastic back then too
pipe down you greasy slob
Deo gratias
>>203456985You are the 4D chess master. I bow…
not one of those boring suicide posters but hitting a bus head on at say 60mph (assuming the bus is going 40) is scientifically going to kill you on impact not "leave you in a coma"
>>203456975why can't people be happy and contenti want to go back to cheerful village life
got a good post cooking, going to wait until the new obviously
Adam really doesnt like being reminded about his real identity
such a shame shelly-anne got injured
Piper: pied
NEW>>203457078>>203457078>>203457078
might spend a few grand on some tat to fill the voidnot sure what just yet
>>203457027He experienced twink death really early like 23/24 too
>>203457090Why not just love yourself?
>>203456582Might explain Nigerian Guinness