European Union

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scrandemic

Gregg ?

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Some good content being cooked by Reddit tonight lads

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boring viking rapebaby ancestry

and dont even start with the "duhh you gave ur dna to a company?" what they gonna do with my spit?

>>203455200
Hate to think how much bigger my cock would be if all the time I have wasted on /brit/ had been spent on jelqing instead

all nice and well but the cronem are gettin dey batons oiled up...

>>203455323
LUL! You gave your DNA to a for profit company!!!

>>203455321
Ressentiment become flesh

Nothing good in me life.

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From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling
Always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars

I think once again, you're all trying just a bit too hard in your posts. You know what I'm on about, the larping like a 55 year old bitter divorcee at a pub who's had one too many and is itching for a fight.

Just drop the larp, all of you.

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>>203455321
fucking hell theyve eviscerated him

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One of the most evil people in yhe world whos greed and avarice was infamous even in his own day... secretly jewish you say...

>>203455321
Drumpf the Cockwomble Spunktrumpet

>>203455323
Alri Graham

>>203455323
2%? that's fucking nothing. I swear normal white guys get 2% from kenya or some shit on those all the time

>>203455351
Katy getting her baton oiled up too, cronem don't stand a chance...

>>203455351
Haven't been able to catch up on the cronemverse, there's Katy and there's Timmy right? Loved your content and want to catch back up again btw

>>203455375
fell asleep before I could finish reading this tedious bollocks

>>203455323
>what they gonna do with my spit?
make a bioweapon targeting anyone who has the misfortune to share N+1 ancestors in the last 2000 years

>>203455379
what the heck... sex penis??

>>203455379
That willard isn't real

>>203455406
>I swear normal white guys get 2% from kenya or some shit on those all the time
We really don't

>>203455375
Yeah 55 year olds are always on about guzzling cronems

feel quite sad in the evenings at the moment for some reason. need to snap out of it.

i collected my new pillow protectors and knife sharpener.

>>203455444
winter blues

>>203455379
Cockmogs me!

>>203455439
Brian at the post office can't stop going on about it

>>203455444
same, need to give my head a wobble and stop moping about like a sadcase

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>>203455378
he invented dreidel is what he did! he was a great jewish banker and in this house rabbi columbus is a hero end of story!

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need a latex bob gf

New friends
I should make some new friends
Right then... where to start

>>203455469
scromitting

fascism is when a democratically elected leader does something I don't like

>>203455482
Hello mate. Nice cock you have

>>203455379
hmm that lady appears to have a wilberforce m8

my insides always hurt after boozing now

>>203455482
Hello mate. Nice batty you have

>>203455378
greed and avarice mean the same thing

>>203455482
let me bum that cute little arsehole of yours

>>203455513
Ava day off, prick

>>203455492
thanks x mind giving it a friendly suck?

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interesting perspective that’s all i’ll say

>>203455506
So this is rorke

>>203455378
A Jew called Christopher whose original name was Peter. Hmmm

democracy clearly doesnt work if all the parties are in favour of importing millions of rapist wogs every year despite virtually nobody wanting it

>>203455539
that lampshade is from b&q

Rorke forgetting how to breathe when he puts earbuds in

>>203455321
Mad how much some people think about donald trump

I'm looking forward to

please delete that

>>203455563
dunno my landlord bought it

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>>203455553

>>203455527
Ok mate that's going too far, we've only been talking for 5 seconds. Maybe rein in the sexual comments for next time, yeah?

might have a nice big poo

>>203455597
well it is.

>>203455553
too self conscious about my small penis to have sex in public. or in private for that matter

>>203455606
oh I would definitely recommend it

>>203455602
can't say hello nowadays without some prick like you getting offended
good luck making friends with that sour attitude

>>203455610
how can you be sure

>>203455614
Would look nice without that horrible city in the middle of it

>>203455506
Rod stewart not looking so good these days

what a horrible night to be on /brit/

>>203455615
you'd also hear the sound of 5 shafts being worked behind you from the hands of overweight weird cunts

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>>203455323
Mine got updated

LOVE spreading gossip at toil

going to hire /cum/ and /britfeel/ mercenaries, whom I can't afford to pay, to invade /brit/ on my behalf and declare me King of the General

>>203455658
https://www.diy.com/departments/trio-light-grey-pendant-light-shade-d-28cm/5059340091525_BQ.prd

just two resident homos in here going on and on and on about sex all day every day

>>203455410
appreciate it x

I can't get to sleep
I think about the implication
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications
Especially at night
I worry over situations
I know will be alright
Perhaps it's just imagination

Had a pain under my left armpit since this morning

Will i conquer the rot or will i let it consume me
We will see

>>203455692
No welsh? Explains why you’re ugly

That's why Mum's go to Iceland

>>203455716
>two

>>203455692
Not possible to know it that exactly

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is this true lads?

>>203455614
isn't it a massive shithole now?

>>203455323
>what they gonna do with my spit?
But anon, if you ever decide to commit a horrific crime in the future - they'll be able to easily track you down!

>>203455474
Imagine having a stern skinny pale latex gf

>>203455751
chinese
japanese
dirty knees
what are these

>>203455747
How so?

>old card cancelled
>still been charged by hellofresh
WTF? I got called up about a new deal I accepted it on the time. the dude said I would need to update my card if I wanted it to go through. after an hour I didn't

now I find out I'm being charged? how the heck does this work??

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>>203455711
Wrong unfortunately

>>203455735
cancer mate

don't like the smell of fish but quite like the stench of pussy, go figure

the cronem is slipping his oversized baton all di wey down katy's back.....

>>203455796
I called the bank to deactivate the card. how're they charging on a dead card??

>>203455745
Yeah its only two posters talking to each other. They do it every single day, Im not even reading the actual contents of it anymore because its just the same roleplaying gibberish they always do

>corrr lad would love to suck your cock xx
>come over then aha x
>fancy a shag?
>bet you got a massive willard

They've been doing it for like 4 years now. Very distinctive homos

>>203455799
ive wasted your time in a series of replies
your concession has been pre-accepted

>>203455805
You a doctor?

>>203455820
ahem, gherkinposts were promised?

>>203455796
some indian fella is having the feast of a lifetime on your bill mate

>>203455751
I prefer this end
>>203455795
Because "the Highlands" has three distinct gene regions and only a 1/3 of that part marked is the Highlands

quite hilarious how little money i have to do buy anything

>>203455796
WTF! I cancelled by fudging card and now I'm getting charged! HOW!?!?

Sex addled freaks

cold
in bed
heated blanket on top of my duvet

>>203455847
i did the gherkins today, you must have missed it

crawling into bed when it's cold out is one of the best things about this life

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your time is up, rorke

>>203455328
i used to unintentionally do this when i was a teen and chronically masturbated. after i came i'd pull on my dick from bottom to top to get cum out, like getting last bits out of a squeeze bottle, and during that period of about 14-17 my dick grew. and i'm really quite big, 8 inch long along top, 6+ inch girth. later i heard of jelqing and penis exercises and whatever, and realised i had done that everyday for years during my teenage years. maybe it's a coincidence.

>>203455851
I'm more white than you are. Face it

really miss being a baby and sucking on my mums tits

Still have 4 hours and 50 minutes left at toil

>>203455882
must have been too busy prepping the cronem for katy's plapsession LOL

>>203455891
yeah I also went through puberty

call the judge and get some fudging card

>>203455857
I do be buying everything but the funds do be lacking don't they do? speak english you cunt

Honestly it's quite mental that people just get to a certain age and decide to go dogging
You never see any younger blokes there

>>203455751
Yep learnt if in school korean is left up and rigjt down

>>203455920
LOL no worries

>>203455692
How do you update DNA
Are they just admitting they don't really know what they're doing?

>>203455799
I have this light but in dark blue

>>203455982
you bought it from b&q

>>203455967
dire

ever had the unsafe sex?

>>203455967
LOL

>>203455973
It's wrong anyway
I literally have Irish ancestry and have a family tree backing it up.
Yet no evidence of Irish dna. Unless they were an ex-colony. Idk

>>203455967
I would never be able to do a lunch time gym session

>>203455967
Gimp goes to “work” and bashes his keyboard for a few hours. Never grafted in his life

>>203455996
do you didnt

>>203455967
Grim

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Me waiting for the chippy

>>203455973
They've admitted to inserting false results before. They've also failed to detect animal or even plant DNA. It's basically just astrology for incels

>>203455893
>white
A Jewish idea

>>203455967
>commute begins at 08:05
luxury lifestyle

>>203455967
>40 times a day: set up the camera for my carefully choreographed tiktok pseudo-voyeurism

got a set of grip strengtheners
can do the 67.5kg one quite easily but can't close the 90kg set, going to start working my way up to the 140kg ones so I can give bone crushing handshakes

>>203455982
Sorry about the colour

doesn't your hair fall out if you go in chlorine every day

>>203455996
Isnt it from ikea? Cant remember honestly

>>203455967
>best moment of the day is a herbal tea and a book
what a fucking POOFTER

>>203456040
>It's basically just astrology for incels
screamign

>>203455967
Like my life but more exercise

>>203456037
wtf is this real

>>203456056
dunno michael phelps still has a good head of hair on him

>>203456037
STARMER WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

>>203456052
And I’d still knock u out easy. Funny that

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Timmy thinks bleaching will keeping Britain white omds

>>203456081
>so what do you think of asmongold's twitch ban?

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>>203455799
I actually see mine has 3 tiers and therefore is superior

>The winner of the men's World Conker Championships has been accused of cheating and using a steel replica conker.

>>203456037
>>203456089
He literally stood there in silence for 45 minutes lmao

>>203456081
When's she going to start looking for a beta california techbro on 500k to settle with

>>203456098
doubt it, I've actually knocked someone out in a fight and don't imagine you'd do much better

>>203456118
one of the ugliest things i've ever seen

>>203456040
>incels
it's the most normalfag shit ever

>>203455920
haha aint dat tru

>>203456146
Ever looked in the mirror pal?

>>203456120
it's over

>>203456109
good lord in heav'n

>>203456143
You haven’t met me mate. Pray u dont

>>203456158
rorke!!!!!!

>>203456090
without a hat on

>>203456147
I have literally never met a single person IRL who has done one

>>203456170
done him
even though that was a pretty fucking hideous lampshade

>>203455891
Jelqing is a meme. If it were true I'd be 10 inches

>>203456168
lmao

>>203456120
BIG money in illegal conker gambling. He'll probably be found dead in his appartment in manaco

is it worth quitting smoking if i keep drinking half a bottle of vodka a night

>>203456196
hes been caught with his paws in the proverbial 'cookie jar' (its actually a peanut butter jar)

My aunt’s done a dna test
Just British and stuff

>>203456195
I've met a thousand slugs with exactly your mannerisms though

fucking sick of the word zionist swear i never heard it once in my life in 20 years on this planet until the past year and now its fucking everywhere, fucking shutup

>>203456238
Because i shagged her right before

>>203455891
That's not jelqing, retard

>>203456020
He typed on his PC programmared by keyboard users after reading a book by keyboard users and...

>>203456168
haha timmy sat at home doe

yer da's a poofter

Favourite Robot Wars house robot?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1jbaRC7ChE

>>203456258
This nigga meeting slugs

>>203455891
You that cunt who sent a dick pic to the "protogf"?

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>>203456126
I thought he might at least have been vibing, not just shuffling around biden style

>>203456315
Bros brain is literally melting

4chan is my digital opium
just enough to keep me from falling out the window

>>203455379
cockmogs me by far!

>>203456307
I've seen his willy and yes it is cute

>>203456202
apparently over 20% of adults in the USA have taken one

any time I think of topping myself I think about how it'd disappoint the lads on /brit/

>>203456356
that sounds way too high but I could believe 10%

>>203456364
Wouldn’t disappoint me mush

>>203456364
haha yeh..

>>203456305
dead metal

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Did you know that in Israel, marrying outside your religion is illegal? Therefore, interracial marriage is de facto banned.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_in_Israel

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About to have me tea x

>>203455967
Drinking tea out of a pint glass is morally wrong and the kind of repugnant thing only a fr*nchman could contrive with their perverse little minds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2AudmKjg5Y
The kino has arrived

>>203456397
Chicken and something

>>203456364
i'd top myself if i had a clone
wouldn't be gay, just hardcore wanking i reckon

teeth rotting away because I drink tea non stop

sucking a lemsip wild berry, got a bit of a cough you see

the fact messi never played in the prem disqualifies him from being th goat. messi fagboys will say he played english teams in the champions league, what arsenal 10 times? realistically he was only the best player in the world for one or two seasons around 11/12

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>>203456395

>>203456421
Mushroom innit

living room is cold

>>203456081
How do you start a coversation with that species?

>>203456264
I'm sure you haven't heard of a lot of things you fucking fetus

>>203456422
what the fuck are you on about

>>203456020
What do you do for work?

got the indie pop on

Fear. Anxiety. Darkness.

reckon adam binned the spainlad trip because he was close to being doxxed and didn't want to have to explain to his mrs?

My ethnic group/race isn't listed in the drop downs so I put 'white other'

I am absolutely not White

got the shamrain on because i want to feel miserable

>>203456439
I've got 3 layers on

>>203456465
Bricklayer u

>>203455967
Where's his wife and kid

mumberg is watching some true crime bollocks

>>203456465
Manufacturer of flanges. Falangist as it were

>>203456502
italian?

mmm polio for tea
lovely stuff

toiling is a crime against humanity

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>>203456395
.

>>203456524
I didnt ask where you studied mate

>>203456493
His address has been posted. He isn't married he's literally disabled and lives with his mum and has a carer. He probably dropped it because he's a faggot who wasn't happy with being filtered

want to buy this app but it's not letting me just pay with apple pay and wants my fucking card details
mongy idiot devs just let me pay normally

taking 4 scoops and leaving humanity behind

>>203456585
Funny that

>>203456590
source?

>>203456591
you're the one trying to pay weirdly

What's the news

>>203456590
he just can't help himself and now that we've all filtered his belgian VPN he's back to spain

>>203456615
yeah monkeys are cool

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How does this picture make you feel?

>>203456617
Check the archives. Search for Adam and Cheshire. Cant say anymore

>>203456672
No.

>>203456646
great. hope that the indian one keep rising and the pakistan one falls

diversity for israel

>>203456672
!!

>>203456646
fact that half the browns you see here weren;t even born here is mental
And there's more of them in the UK than native welsh now

Why does spainers living his best life make you seethe? Lol?

Has anyone tried using their foreskin as an extended release kind of thing? Like for example to load up a small scoopy scoop of cocaine just slide it in there, close it up, and wait for it to be gradually absorbed through your dickhead, for example if you have to go to a birthday and don't want to snort cocaine around greedy people, you can just go hard with your drugs in your natural penis pouch. does this work or does this kill the penis

>>203456646
Dont mind far east asians and Nepalese

My carer is a lovely woman

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caucasian

sub-saharan

east eurasian

>>203456646
i dont understand why this is needed or wanted

>>203456715
nah but have pinched it while doing a wee so it fills up and release it like a water balloon splsoishhh

why don't you have a pork bun in your hand

gregory isaacs - clark stepper

i've got another confession to make

>>203456715
no because I don't want my sensitive head to get corroded

>>203456718
Timmy...

Spainnonce daily dollhouse VPN melty

I don't care. Honestly, I just don't care.

>>203456741
Umm to fix the nhs! The country would collapse if we didnt important more. Thats why UK is going from strength to strength

odds game
evens drink

>>203456722
Bob Dylan looking ass bitch

>>203456699
mmhmm as Jah intended it x

>>203455838
>two

>>203456784
do both

>>203456737
Slavs aren't white, they're mixed with Asiatic, near eastern (Turkic) and Jewish

absolutely gagging for a bit of shut-eye, but I guarentee if I go off - brush my teeth, get my pjs on, and lie in bed I'll suddenly and arbitrarily feel wide-awake and will just lie there like a mug for 4 hours

>>203455978
what game is that?

>>203456819
ktim

>>203456788
That's right

>>203456781
Nor should you probably. Most of the things we care about aren’t worth it. They often stop us accepting ourselves for who we are, which is true comfiness.

oy vey my son is gay

Found my glasses lads

>>203456524
How's bricklaying work? Any fucktard can do it
Work I do every day would boggle your tiny brain

>>203456753
got a pork sausage in mine if you know what i'm mean lad aha i was referring to my willard aha

>>203456819
how about taking a book with you then, so you can work on getting that clue you so badly need?

Bloody mental how innit

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>>203456849

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promising future for the jocks

kevin looks pretty cool

>>203456417
me every sunday night/monday morning

>>203456894
getting stiff imagining caving your head in with a pickaxe x
vile canadian runt

Remarkable how society wants to make you isolated and alone

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>>203456935

>>203456830
throne and liberty
t. expert googler

>>203456935
Mental how badly he mindraped you

(8) find me at the front
left
speaker (8)

>>203456942
I don't think the people in society help
Nation's full of miserable cunts who are eager to find reasons to hate eachother

I give out a load of fake info and people think they've "owned" me when they repeat it back to me

Like when they call me Adam, or call me fat, or mention that I live in Chester.

Wow amazing, you remembered a post where I deliberately breadcrumbed info to give you a certain perspective of me, what a galaxy brain

Spainlad is a character I have fun playing. You're all gimps who dance to my tune. I'll never doxx myself, you simps keep on waiting

(8) rating go up when the clothes come off
but a real bitch come when the dick goes up (8)

>>203456985
you've done nothing but prove you are extremely demented and obsessed with these narratives you have invented in your head

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Refuse to listen to The Cure purely because I simply cannot respect a 70 year old bloke still dressing the same way as he did when he was 19 - especially when he looked like a massive spastic back then too

pipe down you greasy slob

Deo gratias

>>203456985
You are the 4D chess master. I bow…

not one of those boring suicide posters but hitting a bus head on at say 60mph (assuming the bus is going 40) is scientifically going to kill you on impact not "leave you in a coma"

>>203456975
why can't people be happy and content

i want to go back to cheerful village life

got a good post cooking, going to wait until the new obviously

Adam really doesnt like being reminded about his real identity

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such a shame shelly-anne got injured

Piper: pied

NEW

>>203457078
>>203457078
>>203457078

might spend a few grand on some tat to fill the void
not sure what just yet

>>203457027
He experienced twink death really early like 23/24 too

>>203457090
Why not just love yourself?

>>203456582
Might explain Nigerian Guinness