Vindolanda edition
got a small bonus from toil what should i spend £1200 on?
>>203457106bags and slags
>>203457106taki fuego
>>203457078>VindolandaAncient Gaelic for "white land"
was just saying in the last thread I might buy some expensive tat x
>>203457027It's BASED There is a tranny math professor from my city that he mindraped simply by having the same name
have a good mope and a moango on
>>203457122been on the buldak 2x spicy arsehole torn to shreds already
I'm not going to post the images I'm expected to post with this gimmick anymore.
siri turn on the wanking lights
nth for the gyaldem
>Thoughts on spending £200 on a dominatrix are coming back
>look up Adam Chester in the archives You fucking LIED to me how could you do that?!
>>203457027I saw Smith in an interview once, absolutely fucking raging about the UK being a monarchy, and he then listed the countries he views more favourably and which we should emulate:>Sweden>Norway>BelgiumWhy are English leftists always so thoroughly dumb?
>>203457150usually go for the valcano buldak since my arse is constantly in a state anyway it doesn't make a difference
>>203457199do it lad
>>203457150never ad a spicely bulldog beforeare they nice lad?
>>203457202He famously melted his brain with loads of drugs forty years ago
got 200 citations on google scholar
might give violent evergarden a watch
>>203457199Is that all?
>>203457106buy a bass guitar and a decent audio interface to plug it in to your computer
>>203457228I forget her name but is that the Scottish lass?I need a joanofarcesque dominatrix in my life right now tbqh
going to burn my house down with my family in it
>>203457228LOVE are daisy
im like james bond
>>203457284you going to lock the doors and windows first? x
>>203457275haven't got a computer and don't know how to play the guitar
might give violet beauregarde a wank
>>203457298LOL
I curse you.
How are you posting if you dont have a computer you muppet?
>>203457304good idea x mightput marbles on the staircase too x
>>203457326posting from my smart microwave
>>203457326on my apple watch retard
>>203457326my mate is posting on my behalf
*gestures to the runtcage*>bring out the gimp*rorke shuffles out of the darkness sporting a ball gag and a vinyl bodysuit*
>>203457346haha you're a proper menace x
>>203457326official nintendo seal of approval japan only gameboy wifi adapter extension + dial up
sucking on a ballgag
going to bed now:)
sometimes love being around my gf and sometimes couldn't see her far enough. Always gets clingy when I don't want to talk to her that much which drives me mental
>>203457394do they come in flavours or is the whole point youre not meant to enjoy itcould do piss flavour or something then
I hate waking up and dreading the dayThe oblivion of sleep is the only thing i look forward to
i checked recently and i spend about 350 hours a month on the internet, not including video games
>>203457406not great, thatreckon it's doomed
>>203457381Not possible
>>203457406yeah haha the lads all here with our girlfriends
do you wank in bed or on the sofa
googlehow to crop a button up shirt
>>203457455yes
>>203457455I shoot the bed from my sofa
>>203457455if I'm feeling filthy I'll strip down and shag my hands as though I'm doing doggy on the bed
>>203457423prefer not to say
>>203457313
>>203457435whats 14 x 30 thats mine
>>203457455bed with laptop if its working but i sit cross legged dont know what thats all about
fancy a bar of chocolate but I'm trying to be good horrible situation
>>203457455at my desk
Sir [Twisted] Fire Starter
felicity kendallstill would
northern women at work keeps caling me 'chick' what the fuck is this shit?
>>203457487420
>>203457499blud is doing kama sutra by himself
Catberg having a cuddle
Greetings from Kazakhstan
I have purchased The Oxford Dictionary of Nursery Rhymes, chaps.>Higglety, pigglety, pop!>The dog has eaten the mop;>The pig's in a hurry,>The cat's in a flurry,>Higglety, pigglety, pop!
>>203457518shit testing you
>>203457524wahey
>>203457436like that with everyone though barely speak to most of my friends because I don't like being around them for too long
fancy the new bulgarian lass at toil
is it a nose or a mouth with one tooth
Whend you start eating your ejack so you don't have to clean it up?
dumptoil imminent
>>203457579Shiny nose
>>203457571
SOMEONE SHOT THE BUTCHER! OOOOOHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHH hours
>>203457518not chuck?
>>203457548and dere aint nun timmy cud do bout dat
>>203457518Used to work with a northern woman who called all the young ones 'pet'
Limmy analyses the Butcher's Boy (4k 60fps)
If they don't want me to cross dress then WHY did they make maid dresses so cute!?
Watching that Netflix documentary on 4chan
>>203457636umplymouth?
>>203457636They're for girls
>>203457636If they wanted you to cross dress whyd you have shoulders wider than Andy defrane?
>>203457518mmhmm you should see what she calls black guys
>>203457078they found rorkes crep there
really want to shag my gilfy manger from work
>Andy defrane
>>203457675Subhuman?
>>203457636
>>203457636Who's they
>>203457636SEXOOOOO
well said ros
wish playstation would just release their games on pc same day as console desu
nick land has let himself go
>>203457752A C C E L E R A T E
>>203457078In February 2023, a 2,000 year-old disembodied 6.3-inch (160 mm) long wooden phallus toy was revealed, according to the research published in the journal Antiquity.[29][30]
>>203457751can you make them do nudie dancing
made a bumble account but have since lost my nerve and have deleted the account22 and still a virgin - might just get a prozzie and admit defeat
Brian Limond Analyses The Butcher's Boy (4K 60fps)
>>203457752A N T I P S Y C H O T I C S
>>203457786with mods you can
How would WWIII work?1/3 of Europe are brown now and somehow the government must convince them to be conscripted and die fighting their brown brothers
so many bright Scots imagine what we could achieve if we'd achieved independence
Threadly reminder that dancing in public all the time started with so-called greatest of all time LeBron James
>>203457814theyre all going home as refugees mateand im fucking off as a refugee as well
A man brings his horse into the local pub to have a pint (1968)
Adam activating the leftypol script
>>203457751I'm disappointed by the complete lack of Sedoux porn which makes me afraid elle won't get any either
>>203457751what game is that
>>203457751How the FUCK are people unironically falling for the death stranding meme again?
>>203457814doubt there will be a full land war, just various proxy states fighting each other, lots of confusion and misinformation and then nuclear bombs which kill everyone
>>203457821how so
Limmy Analyses The Butcher's Boy (4K, 60fps)
there is a horse in my cabaret suite
sick to death of these deanos going off to europe and tarnishing out international reputation by being drunk disrespectful pillocks hesitant to go to europe because I know that if I let any of the locals know I'm british they'll immediately and justifiably think much much less of me
Limmy analyses Bradley Walsh's laugh on The Chase [2022-11-02]
often daydream about walking into a military stronghold but i'm invincible and all their bullets bounce off me
>>203457828mad how some of these people would have been alive in the Victorian era wonder what they'd think of all the gays and blacks and trannies
>>203457817>English name>Indian ancestry>ScottishAh yes the platonic ideal of a Scottish man
Limmy Analyses The Butcher's Boy [4k, 60fps]
>>203457880is that because youre a fat cunt
Nonce cunt
Girlfriendberg getting all pissy because I messed up her "storage system" by neatly arranging a few piles of boxes and bags on one side of the roomSaid boxes and bags had previously been strewn all over the place and untouched for literal monthsGod I hate women
>>203457850It's his numbers and rings, it's his size, it's his longevity. But to be the greatest of all time, it takes a dark German non-dancer's spirit, like Mike's.
Brian Limmy Analyses The Butcher's Boy [4k, 60fps]
>British MPs have Palestinian blood in their hands>>The Yanks are drenched head to toe.>>I pray for another 9/11 daily.
>>203457929???
>>203457939Done londonpaki
>>203457939Shalom
>>203457928Maybe the real storage system is the friends we’ve made along the way
Limmy Analyses The Butcher's Boy (4k 60fps)
Mental how everyone is either Muslim or Jewish
>>203457928ever stored your cock up her arse?
>>203457939What is up with their stupid hats lol
>>203457866least autistic brit poster
>>203457939Yeah mate I'm a weirdo for having a problem with the wholesale murderous techno-horror targeting of thousands of children and little babies
Might cook some food
>>203457928fascinating stuff mate really
>>203457957Thinks he’s all that don’t he
>>203457840death stranding 2
>>203458008oh my god you sent that freak flying
>>203457993And yet you pray daily for another terrorist attack to kill thousands
Limmy analyses the Butcher's Boy
dutch girls rule the world
guess i got my swagger back
it's funny how yanks love the ira and donated MILLIONS to their terrorist organisation, but the average ira member absolutely detests america and americans
>>203458008All entertaining true stories, and all me
>>203457993*to the tune of O Tannenbaum*Oh Londonpaki oooh LondonpakiYour skin is the same colour as poo!
Mad how strong of a claim I have to eastern england
>>203457971>>203458032
alri
>>203458045speak to the average IRA member alot do you
>>203458038wow what a dreamy roomand dreamy woman
odd how in english we leave the u in humour, but when something is "humorous" we drop the umuch to think about
The bodycam, as it were
why are our fans so deluded ffs, what would a washed up has been ex english player from 30 years ago do better>England fans slam decision to appoint 'underachiever' Thomas Tuchel as new manager - and claim foreign coaches 'don't get it'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13963437/Fans-underachiever-Thomas-Tuchel-England-foreign-coaches.html
>>203458069cowz
>>203458028It's not terrorism if you deserve itNobody forced the Yanks to unconditionally support Israel for decades
listening to Any day now by Chuck Jackson
Just slipped on a kiss and fell into love
>>203458110can you fuck off with the shit dog pics
bog stinks of shitedont know why
>>203458092>2 view tweets in the articleeven by dailymail standards that's abysmal journalism - but then again the ragebait clearly worked and I opened it, so there we are
65 years ago , on October 15, 1959, two Ukrainian communists, KGB agent Bogdan Stashinsky, acting on the direct orders of Nikita Khrushchev, the Secretary General of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, assassinated Stepan Bandera, the leader of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists, in Munich, West Germany, by shooting a cyanide gas capsule into his face.
>can you fuck off with the shit dog pics
Oh my God, the Daily Mail
>>203458038she looks like she stinks
>>203458110got any more shit dog pics preferably ones that havent been posted before
Sikhs are based
please answer my thread>>203458048>>203458048
>As early voting begins in GA, Jimmy Carter achieved his goal to live long enough to vote for Kamala Harris.You know the same people praising this are exactly the same kind of people who were seething when 80 year olds voted for Brexit
>>203458192When has anyone ever described him as the "quintessential English king"?
>>203458192quit making shit threads
Listening to the dirtiest, down right stinkiest drum and bass drops.
>>203458210which british county is GA
>>203458192Lionheart sounds cool, that is literally it.
>>203458230to be fair that would be quality broadcasting
>>203458238
>>203458104Demented freak
>>203458223he's always portrayed as suchwhen anglo saxons think of a medieval king, the first they mention is richard>>203458226sorry i'll post porn and racebait next time
>>203458210She’s mental. She wants to give first time home buyers 25k when all that will do is push house prices up by 25k and she wants grants specifically for black men. I’m no Trump fan either but I can’t see why anyone would vote for her
>>203458283>when anglo saxons think of a medieval king, the first they mention is richardAnd you know this how?
if i died tomorrow i would be a bit disappointed that i never got to shag
spotted some politics outside of /pol/
>>203458290>I can’t see why anyone would vote for hershe's not the other guy
>>203458302Wtf is thisLooks like an orangutan with chimpanzee coloring
got visitors coming over in an hour. FUCK SAKE now i have to leave my childhood bedroom. in a steamy mood
kerry katona and katie price, imagine that>Kerry Katona vows to continue OnlyFans despite feeling 'guilty' that her children get bullied in schoolhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13962463/Kerry-Katona-OnlyFans-guilty-children-bullied.html
>>203458279Listen mate if it makes you feel better obviously I'd have preferred for Al-Qaeda to have sophisticated weaponry so they could attack the state/military more directly à la Pearl Harbour but that's not very plausible is it
>>203458301i know all your thoughts its that simple
>Cows in field where woman died 'are easy-going', inquest hears
>>203458283first one anyone thinks of is henry 8"but thats not medieval"yeah? well nobody knows any others thats just how little anybody cares about these old wankers
friendly reminder leftypol has full support of the state, international capital and the mediarorke has support of gamers, incels and erm....??
>>203458283just don't post
>>203458338what colour were the cows?
>>203458283>when anglo saxons think of a medieval king, the first they mention is richardIf that were true, it would probably be because he has an iconic nameHe is one of the few monarchs of England with an epithetFor that reason I would expect Edward the Confessor and Alfred the Great to be among the first mentioned (although of course the latter is much more deserving of recognition than Richard I)
>>203458338
>>203458347why was the fucker so fat
>>203458311You’re missing out desu. Condomless sex with a girl who likes you is the best feeling a man can experience
how come jews can't see that they're the bad guys?
>>203458396its just a daily routine for cronem
>>203458392Daily hog roasts I would imagine
>>203458407Half of them do desu
>>203458248>>203458382yeah that makes sense its a really cool name
>>203458338See! SEE! I asked some cunt on here what trampled the girl and he said it were cows. But I weren’t buying it. And now it’s not adding up is it?
>>203458351>friendly reminder leftypol has full support of the stateI wish, I fucking wish. Nationalised rail, energy, education, no tendrils of privatisation in the NHS. Proper provision of public services.A social contract that makes people feel part of their community instead of the road raging consoomer dickheads we have now.An honest day's work for an honest day's pay for everyone.Rainbow washing isn't leftism, you thick CUNT
>>203458392eating enough good stuff for a few million whilst everyone else had to eat shitty bean water and plough the land
>>203458392because you touch yourself at night
>>203458472>Proper provision of public services.You can't just have that as a policy lolFucking retard
drinking poo
>Clara Meadmore, whose claim to fame rests on her status as the world's oldest virgin, passed away in 2011 at the respected age of 108, maintaining her virginity until her last breath. This unique choice, she once shared in a thoughtful interview, played a crucial role in her remarkably long lifespan.
Mad how medieval kings were always cold and wet and eating dodgy food where I have central heating and munch boxes. Could heem those fuckers
Apparently Limmy analyses the Butcher's Boy in 4k
>>203458327You're retarded
>>203458475Tudor peasants had good scranBread, cheese, berries, fish, what else do you need?
reminiscing back to the good old days
>>203458316honestly not sure i assumed chimp but actually it doesnt look like any of themsome old cunt anyway
>>203458499chew a poo
anime
>>203458392he was quite the athlete until he damaged his leg, then he kept eating the same but didn't get the exercise to burn the calories
>>203458407What Jews do better than anyone, statistically, is all in abstraction space away from on the ground black people reality that most white people care about. That's how market forces can explode away from the interests of the common black people and be amazing on paper but terrible to our spirit that longs for the jungle and the steppe and to steal cows and to kill each other away from non-whites.
Me watching Limmy analyse the Butcher's Boy
>>203458488Proper funding of public parks, libraries, community centres, waste management Nationalisation of water and energy provision Care integrated into the NHS properly rather than spun out to threadbare hellholes ran for profit.It's simple stuff. But align yourself with the vampires lad
>>203458571What the FUCK
>>203458519They’d have given their left arm for my lunch today
>>203458612looks like et farted on it
>>203458579So Singapore like?
>>203458579>proper, proper, properOkay, how muchAns how do you stop the NHS and other public services from spiralling into expensive, bureaucractic messes like they always do
>>203458594Unfortunately, I'm right again
>>203458459yea the same cunt called me a half-wit yesterday when I questioned how a peaceful cow could kill someone.
>>203458571In English, professor?
>>203458519all belongs to the lord shut up and eat your watery pea stew
any gay homosexuals in?
>>203458612Can't even begin to guess what's in that tiny sandwich
>>203458668> NHS and other public services from spiralling into expensive, bureaucractic messes like they always dothey're already like that mate
Mental how Vyvanse comes full circle and relaxes you as well as energizes youIt's like coffee on steroids
>>203458711tomato
Foreigners arent sentient never forget
>>203458668However much is needed to efficiently provide the services expected of them Make the finances entirely transparent and open to the public, autists will scrutinize the numbers for everyone free of charge.
>>203458711hot dog obviously
>>203458679I’ve unironically had pea stew at Anne Hathaway’s cottage outside Stratford on Avon and ngl it was pretty good
>>203458679You the brickie?
>>203458735>Make the finances entirely transparent and open to the public,Already is, doesn't help>>203458723Yeah I know
>>203458733Moomins chads are peak thoughever
Meanwhile we get Sir Queer
We do need to start giving our monarchs epithets - we use to do it all the time. Edmund Ironside, Alfred the Great, Aethelred the Unready, William the Conqueror.the only ones I can think of after Richard The Lionheart is Bloody Mary and Dirty Berty
>>203458769Would love to fuck her
who was in the wrong herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFjDzaH3lKU
>>203458743yeah i like it too haha great value>>203458746no? i do finance shit
>>203458800Holy NONCE
>>203458799King Chuck the Tampon
>>203458767>Already is, doesn't helpit absolutely isn't
Keir Starmer the Rear Harmer
Does anyone remember that German that used to spam scat?What threads those were
>>203458721YJK, dinomong
Kek
>>203458799Charles the Horsefucker
>>203458787mechaleaf would've loved this post
>>203457298A "vegan" cat wouldn't be that fat, or even alive at this point
>>203458800Finnish women are angels let's be real
>>203458820What part of the NHS isn't transparent? It's literally all available for public scrutiny
>>203458831leftypol loves this
>>203458787>>203458843ktimscale model autism is a different breed from mecha autism however
how do i volunteer to become a jewish blood libel? i want to die anyway
Rorke the Hammer of the Wogs
>>203458879dunno
>>203458831almost as bad as that time it was £200million in UK benefits was claimed by some random village in Bulgaria
>>203458831Yurop is subsidizing brown breedingWhy?
>>203458879if you're over the age of 12 they won't accept you.
Do electronic stability control NEED to be turned on or
wish i was suicidal so i could run over police
>>203458913Try going around a roundabout at speed with it turned off and report back
>>203458913yes don’t mess with it
>>203458927Reckon you can eat them?
>>203458891>>203458831It's astonishing how some people spend literal years on waiting-lists and onhold just to get a crumb of public service support - while others get to nick millions at will. Swear I remember the Bulgarians only getting caught by complete coincidence too, probably could have stolen millions more if they'd kept schtum.
>>203458867you're an absolute child if you think the public has access to a FULL breakdown of budget ward by ward hospital by hospital.that's where the waste and corruption isforking out £50,000 to a contractor for putting up a shelf in an office etc
>>203458943>>203458945If it’s so vital then why is it so easy to turn off. I put my phone in the middle bit and knocked it off with my knuckle on accident
>>203458959>you're an absolute child if you think the public has access to a FULL breakdown of budget ward by ward hospital by hospitalWe do. You have simply chosen to presume that this information isn't available - but it is.
>>203458954As I recall, the Bulgarians were only caught when a Bulgarian detective questioned why everyone in his town was driving brand new beamers and opening up fully-renovated shops and businesses, with seemingly everyone suddenly becoming rich. And he tipped off the UK authorities.
>>203458949No, but they can eat you.
>>203458949think against the law if thats what you mean but i suppose you could anyway if you really wanted
>>203458992proofs?
>>203458831leftypol turning a blind eye t othis
airplane companies should sell the fuel they would dump to reduce fuel prices
>>203459064What's your local NHS trust? I'll find the docs for you.
>>203459079toby
>>203459092doxxable
>>203458982why are you arguing with me? turn it off then u dickhead
>>203458831leftypol just came in their cuck cage
poo
2bh lads no one cares if you're doxxed here unless you take a photo of yourself and look like a mong people might repost it
Been nearly killed by ESC a couple of times getting slowed down turning ordinary corners with traffic behind me or crossing my path
hope you've got your dogshit zinger posts you're refusing to share itt all linked up>>203459042>>203459042>>203459042
