Land of Green Ginger edition
>>203462931I think about this a lot
What's the smallest and cheapest place I could live lads? Would love to live on a shitty boat but heard they cost a fortune. Maybe I'll live in my car. That could be fun
>>203462982Bizarre Australian larp. Theyre all slug eating freaks
Tim sub edish
>>203462996With your parents
>>203462998I don’t think so. they’re all shagging. Literally everyone I spoken to has had sex within a week
On day 3 of my exercise plan I think this bullshit about ticking off tasks actually helps
15 years ago
>>203462996With me x
>>203463048God I hate how 4chan rotates mobile pics sometimes
>>203462982I'm sure you Brits are all having sex as well, you just don't talk about it
>>203463043Ah if they said it then it must be true x
when I last went to London I shagged a big titted girl from Lancashire
chuds like their maga caps because theyre all bald
>>203463082yeah…
have a feeling sex isn't even good reckon wanking is better
The man, the musical legend
I have quite literally never posted a lie to 4chan except when it was part of an obvious "bit"
off-topic, low-quality, spamming/flooding
>>203462939SOMEONE FROM THE NOODLES COMPANY IS GETTING FUCKING FIRED OUT OF A CANNON
>>203463085Be a weird thing to lie about
these are the 2 blokes who cut down the sycamore gap tree thentoo ashamed to even show their facesabsolute faggots
>>203463104Did you not enjoy the last time you had sex lad
>>203463138How about you suckamore cock heheheh
>>203463114Reckon this, in and of itself, is a lie
>>203463138What was the reason?
I thought all the Aussie flags in /brit/ were just Brits living in Australia.
sometimes i wonder what my dad was thinking getting with my mum, dad is objectively pretty good looking and has a decent job and mum is a fat lard psycho bitch
>>203463005>>203463042WeightHeightMarital statusPlace of Residence
>>203463159Gypos
>>203463156*Points to the other guard*He only tells the truth
>>203463138Why get so emotional over a tree between two hills?
>>203463134>>203463099>>203463076>>203463042>>203463005Here's your (you)
>>203463138need them executed
>>203463172Genuinely?
Seems i was right about what i posted last night.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/irish/filename/%20bradley-walsh-1493116385/
>>203463159they deny it but also definitely did it because one of them entered a no contest plea on one of the chargesdenial till the endlikely reason was infamy because their lives are shit but once they acquire said infamy they puss out like the weasels they are
>>203463213Yeah
ever been pushed down a flight of stairs and died
everything seems to be alright here
ever sext two girls at the same time
>>203463247Feel like there is a sexual undertone
>>203463180famous landmark init - be like if someone blew up durdle door
Feels like pure shit just want him back
>>203463203Execution is too good for themRaped by a pack of coyotes would be better. Then left to starve. Then disembowelled.In my opinion, anyway
>>203463264lol it's funny because black people resemble monkey
>>203463231>>203463235Names? If they are gypsies it would make sense to me
timmies need to start sucking bbc to convert niggas to homosexuality so they can get white women back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwlfvglyr14
reckon the next step would be wogs with down's syndrome, then chimpanzees
Utterly hysterical that one nonce is this dedicated to posting about black mens willies
>>203463283Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage... Timmy B and the Plush Pals
>>203463220>mentally ill man #1 is mentally ill man #2I just assume that every single dogshit gimmick that gets spammed here is either 190, Sean, Gyaldemfreak, or Spainnonce
ever have a small cut get infected and kill you
a fucking tree were cut down and the whole county cried thats how u know we got too many priveleged fucking cunts living here get them gone
My case comes up next Thursday.
>>203463346You got the one where she grows her pubes long
>>203463005>>203463042>>203463053>>203463076>>203463099>>203463134>>203463217>>203463304>>203463359Need you strung up you disgusting little nonce cunt. Hang yourself
>>203463355you're the assault lad right
I want to be a girl so fucking bad it hurts
was once pushed down a flight of about a dozen steps, but by luck I managed to skim down the steps on my heels and landed standingwas very odd
>Although his own parents are short—both 1.68m (5'6") tall—his Tatar great-grandfather has been described as "of mountainous proportions" and "a warrior giant of Russian folklore."Mad how your entire life comes down to whether your ancestors had some freak gene or not
>>203463403why were you pushed down stairs lad
>>203463355Yes nonce
Women LOVE gay men. You know why? It's because women ARE gay men. No such thing as a woman. That's what this whole trans thing is about, it's women realizing they're lives are lies and men realizing that they're actually the type of "women" who think they're women. That's what *I* think anyway, darling.
>>203463403
>>203463371???
>>203463415mad how some people still live within great-grandparents reach of being descended from folklore figures
>>203463402Youve got to be up early for aldi toil tomorrow mate
>5'6ktim ktim ktim
>>203463425I think he just intended to push me a little and we happened to be near the stairs, it was a complete accident just schoolboys being stupid. He was very apologetic, could've been a much more serious incident.
>>203463303apologies ladwas shagging (wanking)Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers
>>203463392
Guadeloupe be kidding me!
>>203463460think he was apologetic because you floated down the stairs like a sith lord
>>203463447I actually have a really tall great grandfather too.. wonder if when i ever have children (lol) they will inherit the 6'8+ gene
>>203463449Bet you’ve got your dick wet before tho
>>203463359Scrommiting at the fact that the AI knows they live in squalor
>>203463490...yh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13962363/Transgender-lady-manor-castle-sale-Scottish-neighbours-homophobia-racism.html
>>203463468
just landed the runtz about to roll a trumpet
finna watch the new terrifier in my capitol city, maybe
>>203463466>Neck tattoosGrim
Just pulled out a nose hair that was like an inch long
>>203463562Get in
you guadeloupe be kidding me
>>203463576HEY!WANNA SEE MY TATTOO?
>6 ft 3 in (191 cm)Mad how he looked like a manlet next to Valuev.
>>203463594all me
I feel like watching a new mystery show so far Yellow Jackets and From have both caught my attention but which one should I get out of the way first. If it helped loved LOST, Twin Peaks, classic Twilight Zone, and The Leftovers.
men are indpendent beings. women merely exist relative to menit's right there in the name. Wo-man. Wife of man.
guad e's loupey
>>203463579did that today too. our nose follicles must be on the same lunar cycle
https://youtu.be/sjferBLcWpc
love my gay porn
going insane
>>203463611OICATBERGNO CHAOS
>>203463554Bizzare. Actually passes as old tarq woman funnily enough kek
Last one for the night
the sycamore gap tragedy is even worse than the time a local boy sawed the head off the statue of the founder of our town
>>203463680ktim
not gay but jaybaesun's perfect bum gets me so fucking hard
someone post the webm of the tranner spunking on the blokes car wing mirror
>>203463720He posts here you know
Miss Hoover or Edna? Honestly I found Hoover way hotter
>with the 3-day ban, things will come back into order>my mod...the ban>the ban only lasted 5 minutes...he reset his router*Takes off glasses*I want the following jannies to stay in the room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZYvFFETqY
>>203463742doubt it, I know he's scottish though
>>203463765I wasn’t asking for your opinion fella I was telling you he’s posted here before
>>203463776when
all the shaggers have gone to bed now I'm stuck with the schizos and spammers
>>203463792In Covid
https://youtu.be/KEE4yOcoHTw?t=425
>>203463751Personally I have proxies and my phone that I use to evade my bansBut that's just me
>>203463807link the post
>>203463827evading a ban are we?
>>203463800I’m neither just a humble bloke working night shift at premier inn
are the shaggers gone? is it safe for the runts to come out?
>>203463833Not currently, no
Love's full of loss
>>203463800it's midnight hours in the UK ladwe're stuck with the worst of the worst for the next ~6 hours
>>203463122What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdEPccmofBc
>>203463843nice to see an honest working man good on you mate
>>203463871Right link the video now
>>203463838not irish diaspora, not interested
>>203463884pretty spookyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWPHGVbVtuI
>>203463849*emerges from gooncave*yes brother…but be quick!
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FAT HEFTY FAT BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!
I get why you'd want to leave the UK, but genuinely cannot fathom why you'd pick Australia over the US, Canada or New Zealand
>>203463871what was her problemhttps://i.4cdn.org/v/1729033012512065.webm
*walks towards you*
>>203463905sure I saw dick van dyke twirling her round his head in mary poppins
>>203463912we have a better quality of living than all of those countries
>>203463912Aussies seem nicer than the others
>>203463912I'm guessing you don't like sunshine?
>>203463901Hilarious that she's just releasing all her air after he blows her away
>>203463945Want to fill this cunt in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDOHmX5W2wM
>>203464000shirt lifter
>>203462939I been a neet for almost a month and hate it I wanna fix my life but I am feeling depressed
>>203464000bit gay that
>>203463838Poles have that slavic/baltic whore shit going on.I think maybe its the baltic genes not the slav genes.
>>203464029Boo HOO I’ve been a NEET for SIX FUCKING YEARS! actually shut your fucking mouth you stupid little cunt
>>203464000
>>203463912Australia makes it easy for us to immigrate with their visas
Bro dont put that pussy on a pedestal brah. Skinny fat dyel. My dad is coming home any day now
>>203464053I am 22 and can't find work you wouldn't understand you fat fuck. I am honestly also texting my ex seeing if she would come back
>>203463912america and canada re culturally alien may as well suggest moving to kirghizstannew zealand is rainy pissy windy britain with an obnoxious indigenous minority - no thanks
Australia is the whimsical bizarro version of Britain. Same people, but sunny skies, beautiful beaches, kangaroos hopping around, all the young people fit and tanned
>>203464053ktim but 5 and a half
>>203464086Hope you kill yourself soon
The Spirit of /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
Posters here really are thick as pig shit
>>203464108is it strictly no jew and arab marriage or just no jew and any non jew, arab or not
>>203464107Petition to stop saying bizarro and find a normal word that sounds Germanic in origin
>>203464143is pig shit particularly viscous?
wonder what he's up to now
>>203464147vgh, bizzarische britain...
>>203464131legend
>>203464133exhaled sharply out of the ol nose
>>203464147weirdy beardy
>>203464136POV: Messi and TSUUUU just linked up to score a late winner in the /sp/artans next big match
>>203464086literally every business is running on popsicle sticks and glue desperately crying out for anyone that can read and walk
>>203464107>Same peoplein a lot of ways that make them seem friendly, yes>but sunny skies, beautiful beachestrue>kangaroos hopping aroundthat's bad>all the young people fitaussies are fatter than brits>and tannedlebanese are brown, not tanned
>>203464131dm trolling their readership with this like
>>203464152Doesn't really matter does it
whats the best version of Pie Jesu out there
mad how all childrens tv shows is CIA brainwashing bananas in pajamas
>>203464106hope they got a long time in prison
lebanese girls...
>>203464220what were the bananas brainwashing us to do
>>203464136Mad how im now older 14 years later and im not really that much stronger and less patrioticShit song
>tfw no true blue, fair dinkum, Chinese-Australian sheila gf
>>203464219if jesu enjoys pies of any kind then they are surely shepherd pies
>kangaroos hopping around>that's badmiserable cunt
>>203464133Not a single healthy weight individual hereactually so fucking grim
>>203464259reckon he likes a good finger pie too
>>203464220mad how the big comfy couch was the casting couch
just can't imagine preferring asian women
Not only is this little kid a fucking pussy, but imagine grassing up your dad like that when he’s looking out for you, ensuring you don’t grow up to be the spacky loser virgin this boy will always be
>>203464136>the jabulani... now THAT was a ball
i literally hear shit moving around the attic
ah just caint imigine preforrin oiysian wimin
>>203464162necking it I'd guess
>>203464308he's from australia not kentucky
in all seriousness australians are still not ready to govern themselves
Whites arent ready to govern themselves.
>>203464327Australians should be punted to the fucking moong
>>203464327https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_General_of_Canadahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor-General_of_Australia
enjoying my morning coffee
The /brit/runt in his cave, unaware that technology of convenience is the poison killing his soul
>>203464363*slaps the bottom of your coffee mug so coffee goes flying up onto your shirt*whoops
>>203464338Not pleased with this webm, the goals should be in order
>>203464387?they are
>>203464386yeahe xcept I'm not drinking it out of a mug so how about u go fuck urself
>>203463343>190, Sean, Gyaldemfreak, or SpainnonceLiterally all the same person not kidding
rachel reeves feet
>>2034639200:08 - 0:15 is like a scene from a horror movie, if I were that police office I would not be even remotely as reserved
are nude paintings allowed
>>203464338Mental how mongs actually cry over wogball lmao
allowed
dtfic thinks he is slick doesn't he
dese niggas got issues
In all seriousness, it is genuinely very hard not to look around the UK and feel like you have - quite literally - missed the boat. A hundred-million people of English, Scottish and Welsh descent living around the New World, enjoying much freer and more exciting lives than anywhere in Britain can offer, whilst we waddle along in our low-wage, minimal-reward drudgery.
>>203464421corr spaff
>>203464409>personlet's not get ahead of ourselves
wogballmong thoroughly mindraped by divegrass hating truthers
Why are the Swiss like this?
lmao we really did that tbf
>>203464444just noticed the american failiure rate omdzz
>>203464421face looks mingingstill would
>>203464413sexo
>>203464463we have to decolonise switzerland
>>203464409I thought Gyaldemfreak was Spainnonce for a very long time since they're both nonce Liverpool-supporting neets who use VPNs and samefag, but Gyaldemfreak was posting on /sp/ for years before ever coming to /brit/ and talks about us over there when without even linking it to /brit/ or vice-versa, so I do think he's a legitimate person rather than a character.
>>203464475>>203464413Weird freak of a woman
>>203464432ok, dont wanna catch a ban from the 'ods is all
>>203464463just FYI it is not hard to make up stories like this for social media attention
How often does your original /brit/ content get posted, lads? What lasting contributions have you made to this general?
>>203464486Have to be geneuinely retarded to think this if you really have been here for that long.
we all settled in then?
pooing out me arse
>>203464421>>203464498LOVE shagging girls with this body
>ctrl+f>[Deleted]>1/26nice one janny xx
>>203464421Looks like my gf but a bit fatter
>>203464530
>>203464488
why do brits play characters on 4chan
>>203464530what's it like ladgive us all the gory details
Labour has its share of milfs. Lucy Powell and Stella Creasey for me, and Luciana Berger although she isn’t an MP anymore
passed my Safeguarding exam with flying colours, all set for this weekend's orgy
>>203464517>brit>original contentThe most original content there has been was Spainmong's AI cuckposting
it's half 12. why arent you lot asleep?
>>203464413Professor Snape Feet Erotic Uoooohh ToT
>>203464549all the world's a stage, lad
>>203464463>mutt kidwhy do euros do this
>>203464203Not really right now no place is actually hiring they are saying they are after they got rid of half their work force so they can look good
>>203464545she's got huge facial features like her nose for starters
>>203464517once screenshotted an instagram post of a lad eating a lunchable while listening to ksi and the talk tuah podcast and seen my same screenshot (i can tell from the crop) get reposted and saw a thread on /pol/ get over 300 replies with it as the opbit of a trend setter i am
>>203464557>Stella CreaseyShe used to look cute but now she looks proper grim
>>203464549Dunno what you're on about
>>203464536???
>>203464581understood about 50% of the words in this post
the chinese are laughing at us for buying their utter shite
>>203464517Oh you know Bit of this bit of that You know my posts haha
>>203464580cool it
>>203464500I assume a lot do. There was a store near me that did that for clout during the riots last summer - despite not a single protest happening in the area and the neighbourhood already being like 50% wog. I believe it made bbc news as well.
>>203464592>he can't see deleted posts
>>203464545She is genuinely ugly
>>203464602churchill reeves
Once again you've betrayed yourself for nothing.
>>203464518explain
who's the main character of /brit/
>>203464664the ideal gf
remember some hours ago people were feeding the belgium vpn spammer with /gif/ links and arguments about race and dick made for a terrible read
>>203464679Oh me
the scranityville horror
Man and boy in Algiers, 1887
>>203464444what was the us failure? one of the amazon rockets?
>>203464679Anonymous (GB)
>>203464688looks like a delicious quiche, don't call it a horror
>>203464688You really did make the crab quiche And, how is it?
>>203464694irish diaspora
>>203464649Zesty nigga
>Has a daughter with an IQ of 156>went to space with Buzz Aldrin>Hangs out with famous rockstars and presidents when he’s bored>6”0 chad>hot dadbod>esteemed leader in his community
>>203464679used to be poleaboo but there isn't really one now, just a collection of freaks, or the same freak depending on who you ask
>>203464688imagine this turns to poo with the same consistency and little bits of undigested green
>>203464734>still an unhappy moron
>>203464687captain, i know it is not my place, but you must get this ship in order
Australia seems better than my hellhole honestly I wish things weren't expensive here. People can't comprehend how bad it is here
>>203464572alri civ 6 announcer >>203464577
>>203463252twice
>>203464719it's a pun on the amityville horror>>203464723pretty good, the walshart pie crust is holding it back though
>>203464776Things are pretty fucked here lately too desuNot as bad as the US but still way worse than it used to be
scrannois assou-ekotto
>>203464780ouch!
>walshart pie crust
>>203464734mad how the simpsons is so old that the US President he was friends with died nearly 20 years ago
>>203464783It is a pain to make your own crust though Where'd you get the crab from?
>>203464797You get used to it
imagine having a bent sondeary me
>>203464795Man America is so unbelievably fucked its insane yes we have high wages but even when you work jobs like trades or white collar work you can't afford shit
aff tae bed
>>203464817same place, it's just crab sticks cut up lol
>>203464834Ask your dad how it feels
>>203464849>>203464849
>>203464734all that and >has a hot wife>makes a healthy middle class living whilst doing fuck all at his job>nicest neighbour you could ask for willing to lend him anything he needshe really is living the dream
>>203464848Ahh yes "crab" Well anyway I'd eat the other half you didn't show
>>203464584True. Women age but some do it well
>>203464634Baited for this exact response
>>203464996Ha, ha. Kill yourself.
>>203464530Aussie slampigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCPpclqpPvg
