Almost the weekend edish
ladshow did /brit/ start?whose idea was it?
>>203464865Mine
>>203464865copied /cum/
>>203464834You didn't get any replies the first time, take the hint you stupid london paki.
got an interview tomrrow at 10 but i'm steaming
>>203464849Today's Sunday for me lads, Odin's Monday comes fuckin' early.
scab quiche
>>203464865jesus
>>203464865guy called dumfries
>I'm f***king 13, that's ridiculous
>203464882>gives him a reply mate...
>>203464865It was inspired by the eternal arsenal thread on /sp/. Generals outwith /vg/ weren't allowed for a long time.
>>203464865jannies on /sp/ cracked down on non-sports related stuff in 2012-13 so brits migrated from there to here to talk about poo crisps and slags
hopefully there's some phd student studying the life of incels in the middle ages
canada is literally india now
i'm STOMPIN MAD!
just gave myself a rim job
>>203464934no one was an incel back then, you'd just marry the local tavern or farmer girl when you were 18
I don’t know how much I’ll be able to post the rest of the week. Dadberg wants us to spend time in the sukkah he built in the garden without our phones
will never understand why moderation is so strict on 4chan boards concerning subject matter the best threads are always either slightly or completely off topic and they just put a wrench in the cog that achieve a good posting experience
>>203464972what's a sukkah?
>>203464972the literal dadberg i take it
The Simpsons is insane to me because you would need to make 200,000 dollars a year to live like homer now. Most people forget how expensive and awful America is now you need to be a millionaire to have a chance of a good life.>Muh muh trades Even blue collar people are struggling because projects are slowing down and jobs aren't being made anymore
>>203464972Sukkah him off you will
>>203464988A sukkah this dick!
>>203464998will you shut up you blithering mong? make another thread
>>203464880TRVTH NVKE
>>203464988It’s a wooden hut type thing that Jews spend time in during Sukkot, which is like a Jewish harvest festival. Commemorating the time they spent in the wilderness after leaving Egypt
>>203464998>Even blue collar people are struggling because projects are slowing down and jobs aren't being made anymoreGood, fuck themAbout time they realises their fortunes are subject to change like the rest of us, smug pricks
>>203464955Mein Fuehrer... Steiner...
>>203465020>You are a mong because my feelings are hurt>Urr durr >Time to pretend to be a Brit
that's right cocksukkah go back to jerusalem
>>203465050you didn't do too well in school, did you?
>>203465037And why, pray tell, did your father construct such a thing
Der krieg...ist verloren
>>203465037I don't actually care and was just baiting for this >>203465015 response
>>203464998Ari Grimey?
>>203464966ever wonder what happens to lads who weren't quick enough to get a tavern or farmer girl?
>>203465040They keep trying to say we aren't in a recession and soft landings but in reality we are about to have something worse than 2008 and it's gonna be awful.
>>203465097it's gonna be kino*
little sisters friend is over so im listening to sunny day real estate very loud
>>203464966i imagine there would have been incels if not for the high mortality rateif you survived to manhood you were basically a de facto shagger
>>203465111These are insanely good paintings why did you choose to post these in particular
Did you know that in Israel it is illegal to marrying someone outside your religion? This means interracial marriages is banned by default.https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_in_Israel
if someone would have told me in 2005 that 4channers would end up being a bunch of roiding gymcels i would have thought they were absolutely mental
i read somewhere that you had to marry your brothers wife if he died. i reckon a lot of people with hot sister in laws orchestrated their brothers murder, surreptitiously that is
>>203465072Are you even Jewish?
>>203465105Man it sucks not sure anyone understands how much we are struggling. The average American is more abused than the Russians and Chinese
>>203465145Yeah they do that kind of stuff somewhere all the time
If someone would have told me in 2005 that 4channers would end up being a bunch of roiding gymcels I would have asked if they wanted to play football on the top playground
>>203465162Man I suck* not sure anyone understands how much I suck*
If someone would have told me in 2005 that 4channers would end up being a bunch of roiding gymcels I would have said what the fuck are you talking about and why are you in my house
shit ive just realised how sore my bollocks are
How I'm posted up on /brit/. Ready to spark out anybody at any time.
Drinking myself to death
self hating yank aka the brazilian schizo going on about America and its bad economy again
>>203464865mistake
tequers de le coq
>>203465234Heard Blackpool's a good place for that
>>203465250cockmogs me
rate my pc setup
>>203465134>This means interracial marriages is banned by default.no, there are jews of all races
>>203465250jordan peckford
>>203465216Spark me up somma dat ice!
>>203465242what happens in jujuy
>>203465250tekkersmogs me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20
>>203464865Arthur pendragon
Quite like kefir, been drinking a good 2 litres a week since discovering it
>>203465237I dont think thats the Brazillian vpn poster, but yeah the economy is dogshit, its getting better in some ways but housing in my state is so bad there is a very high chance I will have to move to another state just to be able to afford a home.
>>203465310love guzzling gloopy white substances do you
DEI cunts
Your shits must be incredible
>>203465278ilegal bolitas
>>203465310that's a lot
>>203465319He calls everyone Brazilian but basically I was laid off from a supermarket chain because they were shutting down stores and wouldn't let me transfer for a new store now I am basically spamming applying to jobs and calling everywhere in a 10 mile radius
>>203465342...right
i'm a reasonable man
>>203465134Jews react to a Jewish woman who married a black manhttps://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/KPj7n9KN5m
lol imagine heathermong as a child getting raped by his uncle bet they both look like seasidemark
>>203465362Damn thats fucked up, but yeah you should definitely try to get somekind of manufacturing job instead of working at a grocery store, manufacturing jobs can be more fast paced but you actually get paid well at some of them depending on what you manufacture
>>203465397would rather not
how can i get the NHS to give me that brain shock thing that cures depression?
Sticking the Bladee on
>>203465131Anders Zorn, he did all the fin de siecle Swedish royal portraits and also happened to love nudes
>>203465402There is none in my area most factories left my area in the 80s(thank Reagan and Clinton) I need money to save up for trade school
>>203465429Incredible
>>203465378don't they know that a jewish woman gives birth to jewish children by default and it's only the man who has to marry a jewish woman?foolsFOOLS Abrahamics are so awful at following their own religion.Muslims are the worst at it though.
>An Aussie man who was violently assaulted while heading home after a night out has lost his fight for life in hospital>'He was a marvellous and fierce supporter of the LGBTQIAP+ community and a proud gay man,'>Before the attack, Truman had been at the pub listening to a band and drinking a glass of milk.
>>203465436Yeah
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
me balls are about to burst
SCRANDEMIC
>>203465378
>>203465488oh fuck somebody get a bucket
>>203465466Thatcher and Reagan are a match made in hell
>>203465492Mad how Jews are allowed to talk in this way but whites aren't.
>>203465454Detectives attached to the Homicide Squad have since released images of a man they wish to speak to in relation to the attack. They hope to speak with Todd Menegaldo, who frequents the Melbourne CBD, along with the Mildura and Bendigo regions.'Detectives have conducted a significant search over the past few days in an attempt to locate Menegaldo,' the statement read.Detectives described Mr Menegaldo as 180-185cm tall and slim build. He goes by the nickname 'Rooster' and has a black and white crossbreed Staffordshire terrier.Mr Menegaldo was last seen wearing a purple zip-up jumper, dark jeans, and a yellow beanie. Anyone who sights Mr Menegaldo is urged not to approach him and to contact triple-0 or Crime Stoppers immediately.
want to die somewhere I'll never be found
the nelson scrandela
>>203465532why are they so darklook like leechesare yank pickles bleached to make them look more appetizing?
>>203465532gopnik meal
>>203465526go to New Zealand without telling anyone and lose yourself on the West coast of the South Island
>>203465532looks like shrek pooed on it
>>203465554decent idea, might do northern scandinavia much closer
>>203465549it's just shit lighting.
>>203465264To all intents and purposes it's a ban on interracial marriage because as there are so few non-white Jews.https://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/israel-renews-racist-marriage-law
>>203465370they are like that but brown, tons of them at the border
dogberg farting in her sleep again
>>203465490Looks really good, no idea what all the bread things are thought, one looks like a meat pie of somekind?
Silent Hill 2 Remake? Pozzed Woke RubbishI don’t want to play Silent Hill 2 with a Resident Evil 4 skin with a handful of WOKE sprinkles
>>203465532looks disgusting i wouldnt piss on that plate if it were on fire
>>203465549shitty lightning
>>203465582fry me a river
>>203465601You have to watch out for DEi being shoehorned into games these days
>>203465594Why are you like this?
>>203465580not very devoted to this suicide plan are you
If your nut is in a rut, give it a tug. Tug those nuts!
>"https://electronicintifada.net"
>>203465616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BibleClue: gained
>>203465580Just jump off a bridge tied to a heavy weight No one will go looking for you presumably considering you're posting here middle of the night on a weekday
>>203465625looking up flights to sweden as we speak lad
Hi, I’m Nazmul Rajib
>>203465601higher res graphics takes away from the creepinessIt was a flawed idea from the start
>>203465594https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jan/12/israel-palestinian-spouses-ban
>>203465660go to sicily and jump into the volcanomake sure you stream it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Milton?variant=zh-cnParadise: lost
>>203465660nobody ever kills themselves in Sweden and it is too cold to get anywhere remote enough to never be found.
>>203465700true, think he's gotten it mixed up with norway
>>203465683Judge Grunis stopped non-Jews being allowed to marry Jews in Israel
corr
utterly despise heathermong
>>203465726Is he ok?
>>203464849My dad calls me worthless and he is right if I am 22 and don't have a degree or career I am useless
>>203465726Does he really?
>>203465726Can genuinely imagine him saying this.
>>203465449yh
Get a flight to Helsinki.Transfer on a local flight to Kuhmo.Walk to K Car's place.Commit sudoku on the front lawn.
Dadberg has been watching his ancient alien shows again and started telling me how ancient pyramids in Egypt, South America and all across the world being the same shape is proof of aliens.I told him that 3 year olds playing with block will build pyramids because that the shape things make when you put stuff in a pile.He got angry and started saying something about them also being batteries or something. Don’t know if he needs putting in a home or if he’s just watching too much shite on tv.
>>203465755get a job or find a hobbie
>>203465341he looks like hitler
Nude Lying on a Couch by Caillebottedid he paint a bush or a shadow? I can't tell
mumberg on a mad one again
>>203465796needs rape correction
>>203465796Tv, internet, and boredom.The people who bought into the Q-Anon shit, were the people ordering in pounds of weed and smoking it in a week, because there was nothing better to do.Fatherthorpe needs a hobby.
>>203465829Vile little slug arent you?
>>203465824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvJE97hsxyw
>>203464849LEEDS
>>203465822That would be the joke.
>>203465829Time to move to Thailand eh
Pyramids aren't even real. Never met a single person who has actually seen them.Just fake pictures in books for gullible twats.
what should i get for my birthday?
ive never met an actual londoner who wasnt a massive gigarorkesame with scousers weirdly
>>203465796>He got angry and started saying something about them also being batteries or somethingsaw a documentary about this once. very convincing stuff.
Heil Lucifer, the Light Bringer of Aryan Civilisation. Beyond the Morning Star lies Ancient Thule.
>>203465893i'd be a gigarorke too if i had to live in london
>>203465892a clue
I'm fucking 25 years old I've never had a fucking jobLads, how do I get a fucking clue
this is going to be epic
is it normal to hate your family
>>203465918cute
>>203465929Yes. Next question
>>203465924check the board games section of your local tesco
>>203465929not normal but not especially abnormal neither
miss the golden age (mid-late 90s) of scifi
>>203465877I’ve seen them. Just a pile of rocks. They aren’t in the middle of the desert like you imagine, they’re just outside the city. You can get from the sphinx to McDonald’s in 10 minutes.Also smelly brown men come up to you every 2 minutes and try to scam you while calling you American.Wouldn’t recommend.
>>203465904you might just be easily convinced
>>203465962thought all the prozzies in israel were eastern european shiska slaves like ukrainians
the bosnian pyramids, now THERE's a mystery
*pulls eyes back* ancient aryans
>>203465966Yeah I don't believe any of this mate sorry
>>203465929It's exactly what the Jews want you to doPlaying into their hands as it were
>>203465968it's real mate. the aliens even had pyramids that could fly and create wormholes and such. mad stuff.
>>203465928>Two retarded sand people argue about entitlement to a piece of land>They both are going to talk about how they both want peace when in reality they want to annihilate each other because they both feel entitled to the same thing
>>203466050well that's me convinced
>>203466046
on the angular cheilitis toil
id rather go to shagaluf than the pyramids
>>203466050Ra is such a mincing faggot in that film
>>203466046Still can't tell if you post this Al mountain schizobabble ironically or not
>>203466046you'd be mad not to listen to a talking rabbit
>>203466046usurious bunnylenders...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_ijHitM-QKind of a tune
he did nothing wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD--M-CWDDM
>>203466069Curiously they give a different answer when speaking to other Jews
listening to the flaming lips
>Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema was a Dutch painter who later settled in the United Kingdom, becoming the last officially recognised denizen in 1873. movie idea: The Last Denizen
>>203466072
>>203466094i reckon its a different person what said that though
>>203466095the soft bulletin is the greatest album of the 1990si've seen them over 20 times live and will see them again next year livemy favourite band!
feel a bit bad for telling that anon to live-stream himself jumping into a volcano
>>203466079lad's a 10000 year old snake twink. what are you gonna do
Daily reminder that once again you've betrayed yourself for nothing.
rooting for the rise of the machine to triumph over us pitiful monkey meatbagsam a shameless cuck for AI and robotics, the true dominant coming race
>>203466134Bad taste
>>203466093One of the Lord Nurgle type a niggas
你很糟糕
>>203465928>53 year rich old woman from Dewsbury and a 60 year rich old man from New York talk about a conflict thousands of miles awayCore yeah can’t wait for their insights on the situation
The tribe invented (((psychology))) and (((psychiatry))) simply as tools to harm their enemies. They don't actually believe a word of it
>>203466141you'll feel worse when he does it
>>203466200ni ma
house i've moved into has a wi fi thermostat so now i have to buy alexa or hive to even use the cunt
>>203466209Are you here literally every waking moment?
>>203466210what the hell is wrong with me
The funniest thing about the Thatcher resignation was that you got a whole bunch of street interviews from random Parisian women who reacted to the news on the day of with "oh, zis iz so zad, she whas ze ihron lahdy, we zhall luv her forever." Meanwhile, you get interviews from English women back in London basically going "oh, that's disappointing. Thought you were gonna tell me the cunt was dead." lmao
>>203466134good taste
>>203466141Don't No footage like that exists
>>203466119Jews function as a hivemindMessaging to Jews = keep traditionMessaging to non-Jews = break all tradition
>Award-winning British war photographer is stabbed to death 'by his own son, 19,' during hike at iconic California waterfall
>>203466245yeah that is funny haha*pitter patters away*
christians are jew worshippers
>>203466250i know, but if anything he would just feel encouraged to go forward with his scandinavian suicide plan, which wouldn't be kino at all
One post closer to the 203,500,000th post on /int.
>>203466263ok this one got me
>>203466245She was the best PM since Churchill, only Blair comes close.
>>203466141reminds me of the footage of that guy slipping into molten lava
>>203466281who cares?
i worship woden
>>203466289Isn't that fake?
>>203466274God is a Jew?
don't think there's any real negative to following the Bryan Johnson lifestyle live forever and look uncanny, I will make this deal with the devil
>>203466298Aww you're so cool and jaded mate wish we could all be as cool and nonchalant as you
Advice for goyim on the left, advice for Jews on the right
+1 to our postcount
>>203466302it's real I was the lava
>>203466304>>203466319whoops haha according to Christians, God is a Jew and so is the son of God
Insight into the Jewish mind
>>203466326+1 to surpassing /tv/
It's fucking over when we hit >>203500000
Talking about single mothers. So i'm doing a delivery earlier at toil. Its a slummy area about 8pm. As soon as I pull up the van a girl opens the front door. She is in her dressing gown. I get out of the van and she immediately engages me in chat. I hand her the first crate and she tells me she is pregnant but already has a baby and thats why she is getting nappies. I dont bother looking at what people buy, dont care. Only at that point I notice her bump. She is going on about her pregnancy, she is at 19 weeks. Tells me the baby doesnt have a dad, her friend "helped her out". Tells me she has a plan, 3 babies in 3 years. She had her first at the start of the year. Will be having the second she is pregnant with at the start of next year. She is doing it for the money and because she is 29 and wants 3 babies by 30. She is hoping for a partner for number 3. It was really weird. Most people just exchange brief pleasantries and dont really chat. Not sure what to make of it but in 6 months if I deliver there again im fully expecting her to try and get me to spaff in her.
>>203466304Would anything else explain the nonsense?
>driving around in New York>not used to being on the other side of the road>drive up to a zebra crossing and almost hit a man, screech to a halt>he slowly turns to me and begin inhaling>oh no>begin screaming and scrambling for my seatbelt>manage to open the door as it hits>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEY>car becomes airborne, my eardrums ruptured by the sonic boom>-IIIII'M WAAAALKIN 'EEEEEEEEERE">car lands in central park and explodes, tossing my senseless body into a nearby pond>decide to walk from now on
you're a nazi because you obsessively hate Jews, I'm a nazi because I obsessively love Aryans we are not the same
>>203466355Should have detonated the bomb vest they give you at masjid and done us all a favour
>>203466381what if I'm a jew because I hate nazis
>>203466374let that be a lesson to you, mac
I think I could pass as a Jew, should the need arise I know a few facts about Judaism like tzedakah or calling someone a mensch, and I'm circumcised
>>203466355was she fit
He doesn't say Israel is awaiting them
>>203466399I'm English and CoE, thank you very much.
>>203466401Antifascistos still work on Saturday
would be cool to live in the sea for a while
>>203466404FUCK YA LIFEBING BONG
>>203466141that was me
>>203466416well he's not wrong now is he
Londonpaki is banned so heathermong is picking up the slack banging on about DA JOOZ
>>203466412>should the need arisewhy should it ever arise? they're toastthe future is chinese
They paved paradise and put up a mobile repair and vape shop.
>>203466414Surprisingly plain looking. Brown hair. Tidy appearance, except for being in a dressing gown. Glasses. Nice smile. A mid-pregnancy bump but not huge. Honestly kinda cute but not fit.
>>203466446don't do it
>>203466457
>>203466452what if I'm seeking refuge in Israel and they're doing checks at the bordermaher-shalal-hash-baz brother!
>>203466457what paradise
jump in the volcano for the gram bro
>>203466462put a third in her then there's a good lad
https://youtu.be/lO8MAN0Z1HA?si=3AgRjxa42ep_5X2ESurely not
Single mothers and illegal immigrants.
I love Scooby, manwhat a positive influence on young men seeking to get fithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdStN_BKWsM
>>203466474broken britain
any based civic nationalist man in
>>203466476
>>203466416>>203466397
>>203466519more of an integra nationalist meself
retards
>>203466504He's gay though
>>203466529>>203466545Why are you like this? What happened to you?
>>203466541whats wrong with thatjust a good bloke who happens to like hairy pooey bumholes instead of hairy fungussy minge
*starts preparing for my set*ok uh *ahem*yo yo yoCALL ME D 'CUS I'M UNDER THE SEA*gets hit by a rotten apple*
We are cooked
>>203466558He is non conscious. A literal golem
>>203466565I can't trust a man that looks at a bloody fuckhole and says not for me but can look at pulsing shitpit and think otherwise
>>203466545most honest yid
>>203466563So will you provide actual links or just Twitter screenshots from 6 years ago
>>203466541yes, and?
>Women who go into cardiac arrest in public are less likely than men to receive chest compressions from bystanders as people “worry about touching their breasts”, according to a study.>More than 8,200 women in England and Wales could have survived a heart attack if they had been given the same treatment as men, according to an analysis of data from between 2003 and 2013.
>>203466582its fucked that anyone likes either if you think about it. nature taking the piss
>>203466588Read the Bible
I don't reply to the rabble
Lord Toby
>>203465582used to turn those mini waffles into little potato swastikas when I was a kid
>>203466592if i had just fucking been there.... *punches wall and leans my head against it, weeping*
>>203466605ah the duke of wellington
>>203466490cant deny i have wondered if any women would try and shag me while doing deliveries and how id handle it
>>203466603it doesn't really give an explanation why, just says its badmaybe bring up the higher incidence of stds and pedophilia
>>203466416I'm noticing a pattern
>>203466659so then you're alright as a gay so long as you don't have an STD and aren't a nonce
>>203466592I avoid interacting with any woman I don’t already know because of this.Sorry ladies, you won. Men will no longer help or talk to you.
>>203466659I assume the big man has his reasons. He's got an eye on these things so I don't have to.
>>203466673you can't prove the authors are jewish
>>203462939>>203462939>>203462939
>>203466682kinda like how you're alright as a wog if you're not obnoxiously loud and aren't a criminal
>>203466694>>203466694>>203466694
Bit early
>>203466592I don't give lasses big hugs if their chebs are big
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