let's have a bloody good thread (edition)
Has anyone here tried dimmies ('dim sim') before? Note that they are not the same as a 'dim sum'.
>>203466692>Danny Danon is an Israeli politician and diplomat. A member of the Likud party, he served in the Knesset from 2009 to 2015 and from 2022 to 2024.>Ram Ben-Barak is an Israeli politician and former member of the Israeli security forces. He served as deputy director of the Mossad and director general of the Ministry of Intelligence Services and the Ministry of Strategic Affairs.
>>203466724yeah they're grouse
>>203466724none of that foren muck for me lad
>>203466724It's called dim sum lad
>>203466673>>203466692
>>203466724No but i've seen Mr Inbetween and its pretty good.
>>203466750you're sum dim lad
>>203466739What makes them gross to you?>>203466750Fucking die.
>>203466759thank you for supporting the Australian film industry
>>203466739whats wrong with em they sound alright based on the description
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9aJQHJq4nc
>>203466694
Irish people be like "off to the cinema to see a fillum" haha
>>203466778I'm afraid you misunderstandgrouse is good when used as an adjective
my my my
>>203466747mental that were allowed to look at this because its painted
Irish people be like "cold out"
what's a good late night snack
Suvenurs be like 'you sin that new film'
any "autistically sprint about the house instead of walking when home alone" man in?
>>203466769They're not gross, they're grouseAnd because they're very cheap, you can fry them or steam them if you're healthy, and food in a neat little edible package appeals to my autism.
Might move to China
Love life and myself
>>203466847
>>203466831Are they better steamed or fried? And do you eat them with soy sauce?
>>203466830for me it's doing bowling windmills while watching the ceiling lights
>>203466694Hey how fucked am IA girl said she still willing to go on a date with me after saying I was autistic
goodnight lads
>>203466844what are you, some kind of joker?
>>203466828just ate a whole pack of those crimbles macaroons
wish it were medieval times so i could die of typhoid fever and dysentery like a real peasant
Alright guys? Been watching Assassination Classroom. Not sure how I feel about the big twist. It was a bit underwhelming but could have been significantly worse.Did a quick bit of studying. Bit of Russian and then a bit of maths. Fractions mainly.
>>203466859Just go you mega autist
Got myself an e-reader.Should have done this a decade ago. Would have saved myself thousands of pounds.
Referrals in Israel to pregnancy termination committees, from which approval is required before undergoing the procedure, have been trending downward since 1988, as has the number of abortions performed, according to new data from Israel’s Central Bureau of Statistics (CBS).In 2019, the most recent year for which data is available, 17,688 females turned to the committees.That same year, there were 8.4 requests to the termination committees per 1,000 females between the ages of 15 and 49, a rate that has continuously declined since 1988, when there were 18.6 requests per 1,000 females.“In Israel, it’s much less of a political dispute,” Michal Gera Margaliot, former executive director of the Israel Women’s Network, told The Media Line. Abortion is a controversial topic in the US “but not here; part of it is due to different perspectives in Christianity and Judaism about abortion.”Orshalimy agrees. “We don’t have pharmacists or doctors here who would say: ‘This is against my beliefs, I’m not going to give you this.’ Women might not access it because they are religious, but the providers would never do that,” she said.Under Jewish religious law, abortion is permitted if the mother’s life is at risk, since the fetus is not considered a separate being.Another distinction is that in Israel, the abortion can only be legally performed under certain circumstances and with the approval of a termination committee.There are usually three people on an abortion committee. Israeli law stipulates that at least one of the three panelists has to be female.The group is only allowed to approve the medical procedure in the following circumstances: the patient is under 18 or over 40; the pregnancy is out of wedlock; the pregnancy is the result of rape or incest; the mother’s life is at risk; carrying the pregnancy to term would result in mental or physical distress; or the child would have severe medical problems.
had a dream i was doing supermarkettoil and there were 100 self service tills and only me to watch them
>>203466862being the opposite sex is a very fun dream
>>203466787i dated a mick for a few years, thankfully she didn't say fillum but she did say tursday
>>203466856Much better fried. There's a kind they sell at fish n chip shops which is best with tomato sauce. There's a more fancy kind you get at Chinese restaurants which goes with soy sauce. But most people think of the first kind if you bring up dimmies. When I was a kid my uncle used to say the meat was cat meat and I believed him because most fish n chip shops are ran by chinese.
fucking hell that is BONKERS aussie grouse is a COGNATE of gross but means the OPPOSITE in this instancemad mad mad
getting pretty tiredwhat do i do lads
reckon if i were trapped in a room with you all, and i started to feel threatened, i'd bust out my flying windmill attack and send you lot flying
>KSI's a Britain's Got Talent judge nowoh my days
>>203466724All my asian girls let the lights dim some
>>203466895contraception>>203466882yeah you should have
>>203466905yeah grouse is grouse
grouse is grouse, but grousing about grouse isn't grouse
Probably going to head off to sleep soon team
>>203466805this too
>>203466934australia would have to have a culture in the first place for it to be mutlicultural
>>203466773No problem. I've seen The Man from Snowy River, Romper Stomper, The Castle, Chopper, The Proposition, and Animal Kingdom. My favourite was Chopper but they were all good.Australian tv ive seen is Blue Murder, Underbelly, and Mr Inbetween. All pretty good. And ive seen a bit of Neighbours and Kath and Kim but I dont really remember them.
>>203466944shut it mutli
>>203466954you aren't welcome in banff any longer, bruce.
>>203466944Our greatest ally, why.
>>203466925cope abortion rates are rising everywhere else in the worldjews make it very hard for jewish women to get abortions
>>203466946please consider watching The Rover, These Final Hours, Dark City, and Upgrade
in tears rn
>>203466967because you hate halloween :(
>>203466977That birth rate is high because of Haredi Jews who out-Jewed the regular Jews. They get huge government handouts and exemption from military service just for studying the Torah.
>>203466904Wish some Chinese folk would start selling them here and get the ball rolling. I really want to try them.I'll have to stick to mini vegetable spring rolls and onion bhajis for now.
australians are munted. there, I said it
>>203466996I went into woolies recently and there's Halloween stuff everywhere. They even have those big orange pumpkins.
Remember that time we drew some funny lines in the sand after we beat the Germans for the second time?Turns out the brown people there are still fighting about it lol
>>203467006listen here mate, that chatter isn't on
rorkes tradcath waifu literally exposed omdz
>>203466978I'll consider it but i'm more into crime stuff than sci-fi type stuff.
>>203467006Right that's out of pocket
>>203466977i said contraception not abortion
>>203467038Yum forbidden chebs
>>203467025When I was a kid we'd go to my papaws farm and pick pumpkins. Good times. We'd also bob for apples and tape them to the ceiling and try to eat them that way.
it's absolutely mad how halloween is an official holiday but easter isn't
>>203467005Do you guys have potato cakes? That's another fish n chip shop regular here. They sell frozen dimmies here in supermarkets so they might even be importable. But the best is just walking past a shop and buying 3 or 4 for lunch with no fuss and no standing around.
>>203467052kek
>>203467070halloweens not an official holiday here, are you haivng a laugh?
>>203467070Since when is easter not a recognized holiday? Wtf is an "official" holiday too? Is there some holiday recognition bureau I'm unaware of?
>>203467089not in canada, am i?
How are nude paintings allowedI've literally been banned for nsfw for a shitpost MS paint scribbling of a willy
who wants to nom me :D
>>203467085creepy
>>203467010
>>203467069Do you ever pick an ugly looking pumpkin? I love the scenery of American halloweens with the orange autumn landscape. There's a lot of evergreens here so it doesn't quite get like.
TGD
Wild how vikings could have successfully colonized eastern north america so when my ancestors arrived they would have had 10/10 scandi-injun mestizos to bang
>>203467073I grew up eating 'potato scones' which are a bit similar. I would often have them with a fry up.
get a few creamers down ya
>>203467106maybe they're not allowed and im finna get heemed when the janny wakes up
Heatherpaedo on a mad one
aghh my throat hurts, need something to coat it
>>203467070just wildly untrue isn't it
>>203467166>let me tell you about your countryit's unreal, what i have to go through on a daily basis
>>203467140They look grouse, I'll have to try them someday
>>203467101didn't imply you were?
>>203467118We always got the best pumpkins because we picked them before they opened it up for non-family to come pick them. I used to always get really small pumpkins intentionally though, because as a kid I wasn't strong enough to carve the bigger ones. I agree, American autumn is unrivaled. Beautiful landscapes, and cool decorations, from general autumn memorabilia to specifically Halloween stuff. I love the idea of the Australian outback though, but I'd die of heat exhaustion if I ever went.
Have a pint. Have a plan.
Why are there so many homosexuals in the UK? A drunken Scottish hooligan from some club I don’t remember tried to kiss me and wanted me to touch his cock under his skirt in the toilets of a pub in Glasgow. A black London student fell in love with me at university and wanted to fuck me, and an English transvestite became obsessed with me for days.
>under his skirt
>>203467173couldn't care less about your backwards country
>>203467202stop replying to me then, you bully
>>203467152We need our Mousey back to sort him out.
You don't have to be a Christian or Anglican, but if you parrot the 'le Church of England started because of le Henry VIII divorce' you swallowed the Jesuit proaganda.
Need a yank or a /pol/ack to explain this to me. I thought the election was guaranteed for Kamala.
rena goldman, eh?
Heatherspastic is genuinely way more annoying than any other other namecunt or tripmong, my skin actually crawls when I see a heathernonce post.
think i'm gonna cry because of that awful horrid man insulting my country
Scranning a fantastic chicken sandwich
>>203467235well that's a random unsourced image mate
>>203467235It pretty much is guaranteed for her and the only people who think otherwise are stuck in an echo chamber
Clown porn is actually kino and im tired of pretending it isnt
>>203467256Why is the black gentleman smoking?
>>203467264https://electionbettingodds.com/
damn she's a cute english rose
>>203467270based
>>203467180Are any states known for their autumn landscapes? >but I'd die of heat exhaustion I'm not sure it's any worse than your deserts, maybe a bit bigger though. But then most of us live in the temperate regions where it stays cool 8 months of the year.
>>203467280I was a clown girl fetishist years before it became a meme.
>>203467186You're just a sexy bastard.
Mentally, I am here.
mad how the gifts from the machine elves can't cross the blood brain barrier, innit?
>>203467284>thinking betting odds are in any way reliableomds
gave gilmore girls a shot, it's shitx-files is cozy like a pair of slippers from the 90's
just spent an hour learning about wall plugs and drills
Cute Appalachian rose
>>203467310Mental how I would leather you
>>203467300Thank you for your service
>>203467312x-files gets less cozy when they start filming in LA because the actor for Mulder complained about not being near his hollywood gf
>>20346732231 next April and still a khhv
Salaries are an absolute joke.
>>203467313Gotta change a socket? Or trying to bypass a gfci?
>>203467336>cozyit's just a shame, that's all
>>203467336Yeah x-files first 3 seasons are good
>>203466694This photo makes me laugh every time I see it
>>203467343You should fuck that finnster guy
Talking about sex is genuinely the most cringworthy thing ever, everyone sounds like a filthy farm animal when they do it.
Or is it March
>>203467336Of all the people to complain about being away from the Wifingham, David 'Fox anything that moves!' Duchovny gets his way?
Why do people on Twitter just want others to fail?
>>203467358Stuffed me fat hog into my sow of a missues last night and had her screeching for more
Try saying menol Ls
>>203467308Mentally, I am here.
>>203467372had the droplets flying, had the WALLS sweating you did ha ha
>>203467372All heifers are created equal, but some are more equal than others, amiroite?
>>203467366Maybe the Canadian girls were too good and proper to let that sleazy Jew have his way with them
>>203467322what are you using to make the face weird m8
CottagingCottaging is a gay slang term, originating from the United Kingdom, referring to anonymous sex between men in a public lavatory (a "cottage" or "tea-room"), or cruising for sexual partners with the intention of having sex elsewhere. The term has its roots in self-contained English toilet blocks resembling small cottages in their appearance.
>>203467202>backwardsFOY
>>203467378Pop over to Centre Island. You can be there physically.
>>203467404I'd save that good and proper Canadian lass from the vile blackamoor
>>203467401https://faceswapper.ai/swapper
>>203467396Absolument pas. Canadian girls are easy.
>>203467422cool. now try it on rorkes mum
>>203467404Are those self harm scars on her arm lmao
>>203467370He still looks old but in a creepy uncanny way
>>203467402https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal>On June 11, 2007, Larry Craig, a Republican United States Senator from Idaho, was arrested for lewd conduct in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis–St. Paul International Airport.> According to the police report, the police officer sat in a bathroom stall as part of an undercover operation investigating complaints of sexual activity in the restroom.>At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. ... The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area. Craig then proceeded to swipe his left hand under the stall divider several times, with the palm of his hand facing upward.
>>203467451he looks like shit for 47thought he would be in his 60s or something
>Buttocks
>>203467440She's in a flooded apartment on Eglinton, desperately praying to incubate a melanated zygote so her Granadan lover will finally leave, and her landlord will finally fix the god damned pipes.Yes, they're self-harm scars.
why do zoomers all have tattoos
wish we had lidl in the states instead of its poverty sister aldi
>>203467477It’s the same thing
>>203467452a man cant play footsie without the police getting involved now can he
heathersubhuman's broken irish mind is tragic
>>203467477bought a german sausage and some dutch cheese from aldi, felt fancy as
>>203467497Englishman as fuck boi
>>203467476very good
>>203467485Completely different companies mate>Aldi Sud is Aldis in the US>Aldi Nord is Trader Joe's in the US>Lidl is Lidl in the USApparently there's some Lidl in New York and such but not the real states
>>203467507Yeah you like that?
Ain’t no party like a p diddy party!!ytrap yddid a ekil ytrap on t’niA
>>203467472
>>203466724
Jerkin my jimmy as we speak
CORRR BRAV BRAVVV IS THAT AN AMEN BREAK REARRANGED INTO A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT AMEN BREAK COOOOOOOORRRRRRR WHAT A PROPER CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON CHOOOOONAGE BRAV
·ʇi ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ puɐ ʇi diʅɟ ʻuʍop ɓuiɥʇ ɹnoʎ ʇnꓒ
>>203467549diddy party be poppin
>eat 800kcal meatball sub>completely normal>eat 800kcal of just meatballs>you're a mad manpuzzling
>>203467563ktim
Just finished my late shift (work in a pub in the city) and I was THIS close to asking the gril I work with to come back home with me, bottled it again. Fuck my stupid life.
got the bumming on
>>203467582what does she look like
>>203467565London skyline is so fucking ugly
My nan's father refused to eat pizza or spag bol, called it wog muck.
>>203467594Reminds me a bit of Eowyn from Jackson's LOTR.
blonde emily is thick
>>203467600yea we always joked around behind your back about your mum and the london skyline having 1 thing in common. just jokes though haha
The London Skyline is a pure manifestation of the coke-snorting Nietzschean Aryan Randian spirit
>>203467565Nothing ventured, nothing gained. He got those cool pics, worth it.
>>203467649i look like this
nearfarwherever you are
>>203467565He was trying to look into the top floor cronem gold membership suite
>Road-Raging Senior Citizen Slays North Carolina Dad as Horrified Kids Watch from Car: Cops
>>203467726They call him...BOOM SLAYER
Do you smoke fags?Like with a gun?
>>203467726>the charges, officer?
>>203467565What is an influencer? Who are they influencing? Who decides this?Am I an influencer?Many questions. Few answers.
>>203467782just have followers on social media and people pay you to advertise shit
>>203467782if you know, you know
*/brit/ end credits roll*
>>203467680
>3 Canadian posts in a row/brit/ is saved
back with a 'jak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ESdn0MuJWQOh yeah nigga.. That's that 2012 soundtrack...Anyone remember this cold early 2010s tune?
Was about to make a /vg/ post in here. That would've been fucking embarassing desu
>>203467946Oh yeah nigga.. That's another one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0
>>203467941Print it out and shove it up your arse
>>203467957/vg/ yeah? Which general?
life begins at misconception
>>203467941gemmy
>>203467987general retardation
>>203467987*hangs up*
>>203467941>>203468004one day historians and psychologists will study this phenomenon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Uwgb2YS-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaWnd3LJfs
>>203468004gemerald
>>203468028>>203468030
>>203468024*gemologists
Got a cold but literally haven't left the house or had contact with another person since last Thursday. Explain that.
>>203468004
>>203468028Where's the instrumental
>>203468040BIG DAVE.... I remember the days under his watchful eyes
Watched this programme that followed a bloke's life after a heart attack when I was about 7, they had a recreation of his heart attack while he was playing football and there was a CGI animation of the blockage and his heart struggling to pump. It was the first time I found out what the heart looked like and did and my mum had to calm me down from panicking.Always had a fear of heart attacks since that day, any sharp pain in my chest and I get a start.30 now and I've never forgot that programme.
>>203468045You have to sleep sometime
You know. I really do hate you cunts. You fuckers ruined my life over the past 5 years. And I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you pay for that.
Mental how you're not allowed to wear shorts as an adult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIjyt8FbXfo
>>203468115I'm 34 and still wear my batman t-shit I've had since I was 19.
chomping the late night poo
>>203468137Knew it was a mistake to let a goyim create a superhero
>>203468137Batman? Are you a literal toddler? Jesus. Pick something more mature next time would you? Anime, video games, what ever... Just not the fucking masked pedo bandit.
>>203468158Batman is great kys.
>>203468172Batman is for children. Maybe one day you will realise that. Comic books are for children. Super heroes are for children. Are you clear on that? You are a CHILD. You are BENEATH ME. Kneel beneath my heel.
>Hey babe have you seen my Batman T-shirt?
>>20346815850s Batman smokes weed
remembering poleaboo's spiderman duvet
Stan (((Lee)))
Let's just get this straight. All you cunts right here are beneath me. You pitiful collection of pedophiles, incels and putrid little goblins... I'd crush every single one of you beneath my heel. So when I walk among you, you kneel before me. You've got it?
>>203468235>didn't mention trannies
>>203468158>>203468193I look great in it, seethe.
>>203468249
Fatman
>>203468246I have nothing against transgender individuals. But I do have a lot against pedophiles who post frogs and fantasise about depraved things. And I'm going to track you down and have you violently punished. You hear that? I'm coming for you.
>>203468262You are a tranny pedophile thougheverbeit
>>203468235No argument here
>>203468249Right. You’re allowed to like Batman.But who said you were allowed to be a fat black man? Don’t take the piss mate.
>>2034681154 years into adulthood and im doing fine with shorts. Look like a mong with my thin legs but dont care, im wearing the shorts if it's above 10c outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4gKpvVI2xsUK disserviced mumblerap
JAKKED
>>203466694>OMG I WANNA DO A ROAD TRIP IN AMERICA
>>203468249HOWLING
We Japanese love the UK, how could you tell?Literally every single person love the UK in Japan.
Who is blud quoting? :skull:
>>203468272Evidence that i am either trans or a pedophile? You have none.I pose that YOU are a pedophile and YOU accuse me because you are terrified about attention being directed towards yourself.
>>203468371Trannel
>>203468363What is your favourite British invention?Carbonated drinks, trains or sandwiches?
Im one of the most anti tranny paedo people out there but even EYE am a bit disgruntled and fatigued by all the tranny posting.
Do you lot use a separate to browse 4ch on mobile or...?
>>203468392*separate app
>>203468363イギリスの買い物しろ
mumsnet would kick a kid out for dating outside their race
>>203468380What does that word mean?
>>203468427>>203468427Janny
>>203468417i reckon they wouldn't because they're mums and that's more of a dad thing
listening to some Motorhead lads
>>203468447Tight lil Asian thing would mog roasties too much Timmy a pet
Daily reminder to take your booster jabs and do as you're told.
lannies are scum*hawk tuahs on a landlord*
>>203468464*becomes hawk tuah'd*Good podcast
>>203468363do japan pipo love Australia too :3
Coom goy
>>203468383steam locomotive
Coom.
>>203468650Sure why not? I've been working out and I'm back up to two spaffs a day and I think I have a third in me.
>>203468495We Japanese love Gold Coast and Cairns.
>>203468692Yesssssssssss....
>>203468689Eat shit and die retard
>>203468716You anti-semite...
>>203468343For me?
>>203468863>>203468863
been up all night and there's a team meeting (in person) at toil today not sure what bodyclockberg thinks he's playing at exactly but his behaviour this night just gone was nothing short of a joke
>>203468868same but have a whole day of college
>>203468879Oh no! A whole day of collage!?!?
>collage
>>203468865not a chance, you weird yank freak. made a thread for your hero, probably
>>203468943>>203468943>>203468943>>203468943>>203468943not early new
>>203468889yeah it's 9 to 5 and you actually have to pay attention unlike sitting like a gormless mong pretending to work to satisfy your Jewish owners
