lavender pixie mums edition
>>203511965Anyone here in the police? Or knows a lot about them ? I need to ask u a question
Do you take those yourself
scuhhhhhreaming
Rorke
One direction? More of a Westlife fan, me.
>he unironically named his son bear paynebet hes living upto his name now aha
Mad how people who were deathly afraid of covid are now quite happy to come into the office and cough all over you
>>203512028More of a JLS fan myself
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728553829881647.webm*Enters brit*
>>203512046bradders.jpg
>>203512015howling
>>203512062I don't think the lass on the scooter is gonna make it.
Yada
>>203511987Never talk to the police without a solicitor
>>203512015was liam payne really famous then? ive literally never heard of him before lol
In the office and I hate it!!!
>>203512015he kinda looks like elliot page
>>203512102Ok do you know if police cars carry a speed gun with them?
>>203512062grimhttps://youtu.be/IlrmORO1a_w?t=31
The coffee has been sucked
>>203512143That's an arse. And not a very good one either.
>>203512102never talk to the police. they are not your friend and will use literally anything you say against you. remain silent at all times unless its a legal requirement to utter something
So the the Alan Partridge of pop is dead? Im still seething that he impregnated Cheryl Cole
can't stand massive fucking moles and growths and that on faces and necks, well just anywhere on the body really but that's where you notice itshould be illegal. get them removed. disgusting.
>>203512167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjmp8CoZBIo
>be me>travelling in Evropa>get an e-sim>it's flagShould I just permanently stop posting on /int/? I'm an Australian in the Netherlands not a dirty pole. I will be ridiculed everywhere I post.
>>203512146as a standard bit of kit always in their vehicle? don't think so but idk
>>203512146No and if they say they do they are probably lying. Never admit guilt to anything. If they have evedence against you they can take you to court and prove it there.
>>203512110he was famous among 15 yo twitter girls and one direction fans cat ladies
>>203512182just roll with it I say matethink of all the damage you can do to pooland's reputation
>>203512143surface of Europa lookin ahh
>>203512146some do, but they have to prosecute you there and thenthey don't send letters later if that is what you are worried about
>>203512212mental how those are alien animal paths
Done some searching on google and apparently git (the British insult) is pronounced "git" instead of "git". Thanks, google, very helpful. Utterly useless bastard.
>>203512182>Should I just permanently stop posting on /int/?Yeah but not because of the SIM but because you're on holidayGain a clue
>>203512232I think it's all ice on the surface but there's water below it. Speculated to possibly contain extra-terrestrial life (but just bacteria or single-celled stuff).
>>203512194Mate, one direction came out about 13 years agothe 15 year old girls are all in their mid 20s-early 30s now
>>203512213Really? So if they were in a lay by on the other side of a dual carriageway and got someone with the gun they won’t send a letter?
thinking of starting an irish diaspora general
captcha: G0DVAX
>>203512254yeah these are the cat ladies i was talking about
>>203512254Corr
might buy an akubra hat because it's an australian icon and my job involves working outdoors and i don't want skin cancer
>>203512245
>>203512265so you think modern 15 year olds are listening to them?lol
any job haver man inwhat job is comfy and easydoesn't need to pay well really, don't care about that
imagine the nazis really do have an underground civilisation in antarctica. imagine the sovl
Please oin your local IRA
>>203512283i just threw a number, they might be older, but the paki guy sure has a lot of teenager fans still
>>203512294Warehouse. But u have to make sure it’s not a busy one. I probably spend 2 hours a day moving boxes the rest of the day I walk around and chill
g gr wra tran sraft apatt uach drk ie o
Dire thread
>>203512294night security
>>203512203Couldn't make it any worse than what it already is>>203512237I'm sitting on a train doing literally nothing for 2 hours
>>203512317Justin Timberlake still has a lot of fans, doesn't mean they're still active Nsync fans mate
Smoking
>>203512350Then you must oin the IRA
>>203512352done night shifts once it's absolute hell. >>203512320hmmm but it will be full of nons. in general can you get away with listening to your own stuff in earbuds in a warehouse or are they strict about it? I'm imagining there might be a rule about being alert for health n safety
using 4chan on a mobile device is a terrible experience. i think you'd need to be addicted to this place to be able to suffer through it. only works on a pc/laptop imo
And it turned out that it was wikipedia who turned out with the proper answer; it's pronounced with a hard G. Goddamn fucking useless goddamn fucking piece of goddamn fucking shit google and goddamn fucking piece of goddamn fucking shit goddamn fucking urban dictionary were fucking goddamn fucking useless as fucking goddamn fucking shit!
>>203512294neurosurgeon
>>203512400What's bothering you about it?
Need a habbening to habben
>>203512405meant for>>203512235https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Git_(slang)
wish i could live permanently in 2009
>>203512259I thought so, because those handheld ones couldn't take photos but after looking it up apparently they can now take photos so you will have to just wait 14 days to see if a letter comes
>>203512445funny way of saying you like it up the arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQGqtCalg9Y
>>203512394I do with one airpod. But a lot of places will be strict just depends what’s near you. My boss doesn’t give a fuck as long as the works done. He sits in his office all day
>>203512450Fuck sake
There are an odd number of Bush-era CIA executives who work for Activision Blizzard now
>>203511965the war has been over for 80 years, you know you can stop eating like this?
I'd sniff up her farts in an instant.
gherkins spanish olives and coke zero
>>203512445For me it's 2000 but I'm still an adult
>>203512530doubt you'd be getting that portion of cheese as a war rationthat's about 3 quids worth of cheese alone
>>203512530Zip it
need a comfy, well-paying but not overly taxing job - 35 hours a week maximumneed a loving and faithful wife to creampieneed a lovely 4 bedroom house to live inneed to retire at 55really, I just need to live like the boomers did
ToilingThis is shit why do wagies love this so much
>>2035125694 bedrooms? fucks sake lad leave some bedrooms for the rest of us
>>203512516just take the points and pay the fine and move on. dont be a baby
>>2035125482009 was around when emo kids were evolving into scene kids, the girls were hot
>>203512445For me? 2007What did you like soo much about 2009?
Four bedrooms, Jeremy? That's insane.
>>203512611got an xbox 360 for christmas in 2008, first games i played on it were halo 3 and gta 4
you could feel an energy shift around november 2015, it was all downhill from then
Thinking about how the Simpsons have gone up several socioeconomic classes despite their lifestyle not changing at all
continentals be like>mmmmmmmmmmm i love my moudly cheese
>>203512597innit fucking hell all this bellyaching and he hasnt even received the letter yet lmao
>>203512597It will be a ban u dickhead
>>2035126322015 was the bomb
>>203512656Shoestring express for you then my leeeeed x
>>203512635Alri Frank Grimes
*tries desperately not to be outed as 2016 mong*you could feel an energy shift around, erm, December 31st... 2015... around... erm, 23:59:59
>>203512684howling
>>203512656perhaps you shouldn't drive like a prick then
I honestly miss the mid mid 90s. Nothing quite like being a kid then.
>>203512656ah well. don't drive like a knobhead when you get your license back x
The energy shift was 2012 but things felt normal enough for a couple of years after
For me, it's Blue.https://youtu.be/TMApPh9hlRY
>>203512697>>203512693I wasn’t but u lot clearly know everything don’t u
>>203512694how was the pleistocene grandpa
love asking the thread a question so I can stealthily blogpost about my life. if you ever see a post which is like>hows your week been, /brit/?>what's /brit/s biggest regret?>where did it all go wrong /brit/?just know that's me setting myself up to share a deep-dark insight to my soul, unprovoked
How big's your cock, /brit/?
>>203512721FOLC
>>203512722Doesn't bother me I'm probably blogposting even though I never do it
feeling bi-winning this morning
>>203512684Pretty much everyone who was around acknowledges that shit shifted hard 2016 after Donald Trump got elected you can tell people in positions of power started taking the internet extremely seriously because of "meme magic" or whatever the fuck they call it.Thats why there is so many bots and cuck posters trying to manipulate people by spamming weird propaganda now.They realized instead of using the news the internet is easier and a direct access to kids brains.
>>203512734which one?
>blogpostingDoesn't exist
>>203512734Microscopic
>>2035127347 inches girthy but not like abnormally so, head isn't abnormally largeP.s. you're gay
*slaps thighs and stands up*right. unilecturetoil beckons.
>>203512775brutal sistermog there
>>203512623>Four men fucking my wife the day before I married her? That's insane.
get the blogs posted
>>203512734inconsequential
>>203512720driving fast enough to warrant a ban is driving like a wanker. i hope its a perm ban
>>203512764I could finally say that I've got a 9 inch cock.
>>203512720ah right. banning people for sticking to the speed limit now are they?
>>203512784Think we might be cock twins
>>203512656hahaha u r a twat m8 x
>>203512833probably had an england flag sticker in the window
Bunch of smart arse little nerds in here who think they know fucking everything
Fucking hate phone posting touch screens are so stupid just stop phones
>>203512791Mother
>>203512862Know more than you've had hot dinners lad
Angry little poof simmering away cause his licence has gone
Just got my license revoked for driving the speed limit and indicating before lane changing and giving way, ffs
>>203512851?English culture is worshipped as if God made it
>who think they know fucking everythingwhy don't you set the record straight then big lad
What's your smelliest ballsack story, /brit/?
>drove past a police in a lay-by and I was driving legally and certainly not breaking ANY laws or endangering ANYONE and if he had a SPEED GUN GIZMO and sends me a fucking LETTER I will be LIVID
what car do you niggas drive anyway for me it’s the 2010 citroen c5
>>203512885Lol
>>203512862do you have a learning disability?
what's a comfy do-nothing wfh type role?
>>203512942Ur proving my point mate
>>203512947Physicist
tummy
>>203512947Policeman
>>203512947lay-by speed gun deployer
>>203512962The so-called tumnus
>>203512947Woodworking
>>203512947literally any office job that lets you work form home
>>203512947bomb squad
>>203512947GP
Why do Polish women have black partners so often?
>>203512956lol knew it
>>203513003Geriatric paedophile?
>>203512987Still no clue who this is
>>203513017they finally have access to cronem
no reason why the speed limit shouldn't be raised to 80. everyone already does it
>>203512947Big White Cock identifier
idvanewo nezetb yuwk naxo owotqin
>>203513059Kys retard
>>203513017Think it's something to do with being subjugated by Germany and Russia, racism really resonates with them
>>203513048>speed limitGlobohomoI want to see people going at 80mph down residential streetsI want to see 120 mph down motorwaysI need this
>>203513030james cleverly
why do british 14 year olds get pimpedout by paki rape gangs so often?
>i was only doing 120 down the motorway>nowt wrong with that>>203513048People drive at 80 anyway. Pushing the speed limit to 80 would encourage those people to drive at 90.
stuck my knob in all the hummus at the supermarket
4 months already...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol9CCM240Ag
lol lil polish timmy popped out of nowhere
>>203513082Why not?
>>203512947poo inspector
Wish Emma Watson would poop on me.
>>203513081Ty sir
>>203513018Yeah knew u were a little faggot
>>203513079>I want to see people going at 80mph down residential streetsSimply go to any Paki area
Prince William looks so much better with a beard fucking hell
>>203513097awful shite from a talentless hag
>>203513132bumpin' that
doing quite the poo
likkle boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>>203513127Most of his ancestors had them
There are so many fucking Indians on social mediaEvery other username is some shit with desi/gupta/santosh/rakesh whatever the fuck and I'm sick of seeing that curry wagon wheel flagGet them OUT!!
>>203513123Fuck off you absolutely worthless racist piece of shit
>>203513165>Get them OUT!!Every country in the world could get an extra 2 million Indian immigrants and there would still be a billion in India
interesting things going on in /a/ >>>/a/272158139
>>203513165awfully sunakphobic post will be contacting sir starmer
>>203513184I'm a Paki mate
>>2035131651 billion Indians only 900k Eurogods
(quite the poo indeed)
>>203513184is this satire?
>>203513184>>203513196all me
India could send an extra BILLION Indians out to the rest of us and India would still b the 2nd most populated country
>>203513189amazing lil fact that
"A foolish tongue invites destruction."
>>203513229My sweaty ballsack travelling from your chin to crown
forgot what a banger fastlove is
PATRICK TRUMAN ON THIS MORNING ON ITV NOW LADS
I unironically like Indians, they don't cause trouble like the other browns and their women love me for some weird reason
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Must be hard growing up being a lad with a fit sisterI assume all the other guys at school will constantly be letting you know about it
suckling an ipa
>>203513244
only like indians when they're manning the convenience storethey always call me buddy
watch some fellas (no homo) do some paid gardening at a neighbour's and they are just wearing trainers and trackies, not even a proper pair of boots. have some self respect gentlemen
dislike young black women, like black aunties who can sing. simple ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y53bJDEHSWM
>>203513256“I fucking love being replaced”
>>203513256Saar
>>203513302timmy hearing the truncheons bang every night upstairs
>>203513302Try being me. My mum was a history teacher at my school
>>203512763There's even leaked documents from the NSA or CIA where they're discussing /pol/
>>203513351Ever shag her up the arse?
>>203513330Don't like any blacks really, even the ones you're meant to think are cool are usually cringe
>>203513373kill yourself cretin
>>203513339No no no timmys sista is a stickDe cromen like de plump plump birds with de rolls
Liam Payne? Neve heard of him until today. But I hear he was influential on young women and I see he had arms covered in tattoos so fuck him i'm glad he is dead the little scumbag.
>>203513330I like old music like that but more sad stuff like ink spots or Paris sistershttps://youtu.be/IxxJCWvKPd0?si=zapWSh5D-Wv3VI0b
It goes:>Indians>Chinese>Caribbean blacks>Pakis>African blacksSimple as
why do israelis look so ugly and demonic
>>203513391nah that's just sum of dat good ole copium you been huffin, brotha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_YsBHWVagcreating a playlist to mark a turning point in my life where it will all get better from today, you could say I'm on the rebound.
>>203513244Based
>>203513351Was she fit?I know shes your mum, but objectively speakinglad at my school had his mum as a teacher and she actually got caught fucking a bunch of the studentsfelt so fucking bad for him
>>203513406I'd swap Chinese and Indians
>>203513409Don't understand the question
>>203513406scammers, rapists and stabbers
>>203513339MmmmmWe call dis de cromens delight
>>203513434We don't get the peng Chinese like you for some reason
>>203513411NoDe call de fat white birds de cromen warmer
>>203513406you need to split this between men and womenindian/paki women rank quite highly compared to indian/paki men, for example
>>203513479naww you aint from our ends xyou dont kno x
>>203513401like this, haven't heard it before
>>203513488You haven't even split it between the actual groups
>>203513490You are no cromenyou are de white boy cuck who like de nigga wang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joh37lrvf-smad how black women used to be quite womanly and sweet
>>203513543I'd hatefuck a rap negress
>>203513543When I first heard this song I pictured them being ultra peng
>>203513543The idolisation of American ghetto culture has been a disaster for the worldRap music has unironically destroyed society
Got asked what I do with my free time and had to lie because idk how to explain that I shitpost about SeasideMARK most of the time It not right that SSM is so unknown. He a star dee lads
you reckon big Liam was on the goonsesh prior to his passing?hotel room to himself, kilo of argentina's finest gear
>>203513590ktim>>203513579probably azealia banks for me since she hates white boys
>I shitpost about SeasideMARK most of the time
a 2nd poo is coming on
>>203513613No he’d actually just discovered the truth about bbc and couldn’t handle it
>>203513624Good choice, she's also a total schizo
The cronem on patrol
>>203513613Is Argentina even known for it's gear?
do u think this looks good
>>203513514he not de white boi, he be a lil brown paki boi, one of dem bossman who cook de fried chicken
casting upper dallas zircon beckettall supposed tips warn grade graces rank each by timegreat green wrapped translucent draft spats each drop or open(advance next yule name within)
Zoomers won't believe this but in the 90s black people had names like Paul and David and just did all the same stuff normal people did
Drinking a hot chocolate
>>203513678Yes, it looks good, but it also looks horrendous
>>203513701And Goodluck Jonathan too
>>203513624she loves whiteboys mate
mad how this guy has completely changed India's reputation amongst zoomers too, thought about making thread but couldn't be arsedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHKltAiKXQ
Has anyone watched Gangs of London is it any good??
>>203513703Don't you dare steal my images you smelly fat cunt
>>203513630Shitposting 4 times quicker and it lush
Laura Poopengsberg
>>203513745>changed India's reputation amongst zoomersuntil they get within smelling distance
Get an Uber to work every day nowCosts 20 quid but it means I can lie in for half an hour longer and I don't need to leap out of bed and run to the bus station in the rain like a schoolboy mong. Fuck that shite
calling someone a fat cunt for drinking a hot chocolate? you rude cunt.
why do rastas love wearing those glasses which make them look like a fictional scientist or aviator?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0fNQ6hmwtQ
>>203513801Fit but I hate those little strands of hair they glue to their foreheads
>>203513795black men are attention-seeking little queers at heart
>>203513827yeah its shit, where did it come from?
Drinking an instant coffee with loads of milk
>>203513671you think you'd have a hard time getting quality gear in Argentina?
>>203513801
>>203513869ktim
tubby loves his choccy, warm choccy in his big fat belly
>>203513875You would yeah. Not me
>>203513875I don't know I'm not the type of cretin to take it I've just only heard Colombia talked about for it
>>203513877Luv are Ellie
i've been wronged and i'm furious
Confusion turns me upside downLost as quickly as I'm foundBut soon enough it turns aroundOn the rebound
>>203513922Are you fast?
>>203513922Really sorry to hear that mate
for me it's making protogfs out of women playing guitar covershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbaK7JCqhfU
>>203514016cute piano girls toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RoNUOXMa8
>>203514016what a nob
Timothy James Byrne and SeasideMARK linked up. Need it or keep it?
>>203514016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axsAeOle8vA
Yeah I'll definitely watch all these videos
had too much to eat today, no breakfast, but i had a lot of kfc for lunch, plus two helpings of spaghetti and then two hot dogs
>>203514072that voice is awful and I hate that style, sounds like a retard
wish i were old as fuck so the government would give me a pension and not expect me to get a job
>>203514072shit sandwich
>>203514108Fuck you just reminded me I forgot to apply for my centrelink jobs
remember being in the ER back in 2017 and i overheard this woman say she was born in 1920 and was 97, she seemed pretty lucid for a 97 year old, wonder if she's dead now
completely wasting my life speedrun
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-17/australia-birth-rate-hits-rock-bottom-economic-consequences/104480816
>>203514127haha my employment agency doesn't make me do that, my old one did and it was an arse
please God I’m fuckinh praying the postie comes today
automatically associate Australians with being cool people because of Angus Stone
>>203514154Ze line? going down
>>203514154>On the flipside, the fertility rate of women aged 40 to 44 years has almost doubled over the past 30 years.Autism diagnosis to keep rising
>>203514162Who are you with? I'm on jobseeker.They sent me a text to say I forgot in the morning and I watched anime all day. Fuuuck.
>>203514173didn't know he was australian
The toillasses are getting their Yank election opinions in early
>>203514173Disturbing absence of an opinion on Julia
>>203514205also on jobseeker but theyve linked me up with one of those employment agencies, haven't they done so with you?should also mention that my employment agency caters to people with disabilities because i'm an autist but not quite enough of an autist to qualify for the DSP
So who do you think is going to win?
>>203514154erm we need to import and house more pakis to solve this
>>203514252Think City will miss Rodri but they'll still find a way over the line
>>203514252guy sebastien
>>203514222I like her soft juvenile voice
>>203514229>>203514205I'm on the DSP myself for a mental diagnosis that may or many not be entirely legitimate. Thinking of encouraging the uberjeets who deliver me food to work hard, their taxes feed me.
>>203514229No not yet, but I've only been on it for a few months. I thought the employment agencies thing is mostly done for older folks or people with disabilities, so maybe that's it. I did have to do that 3 week cuckold humiliation ritual where they teach you how to write a resume and shit.
>>203514290i could probably get on the DSP if i tried hard enough but i just can't be fucking bothered jumping through all the hoops
>>203514290How did you fake it? I know a tranny who I swear to god is faking it but she won't admit it to me. Yet.
>>203514316*Watches you jumping through a hoop**Crosses "physical disability" off the list*
>>203514339>>203514339>>203514339the new as it were
>>203514333It was a perfect confluence of factors but the main one was having a very sympathetic private psychiatrist who was willing to help out, most public doctors won't do a damn thing and will treat you like pond scum if you ask for their help. I pitched to the doc that I needed a temporary source of income and he was happy to oblige.>>203514316If I decided to work and lost it I would never be able to get it back.
>>203514215Will never not be funny to me how closely everyone around the world follows u.s politics.
