the new as it were edition
So just to confirm with the hiring of this new German manager the game is completely and utterly gone yeah?
>>203514359man kick ball
should be looking for jobsam notim not doing anything, really
>Osiris Fleming-Rey
RIP are Liz. Forever my Queen x
looking at dogberg and thinking about how it's a certainty that at least one of his ancestors mauled to death and killed at least one of my ancestors back in the stone age, and now he's a harmless little fluff ball, funny how life works innit
>>203514359a german managing jamaican and irish immigrants representing a british nation is quintessentially english
>>203514375you should read at least, a man needs to read
>Ngubu, Mktubu, Umbubu and Mo? Good lads, truly represent Britain>A GERMAN managing the team?!?!?! Alright, now this has gone too far
Saw the disability assessment of one of our clients, she was fat but quite cute. It said that she needed assistance washing and dressing herself. Chronic fatigue syndrome or some shit. What a scam.
>>203514379the next time sugar ray robinson
did the kraut tell the nigerian how to kick the ball
>>203514379Bloody racism to single him out
>>203514392I like Germans, wish I had a German friend
>>203514359It's wasn't a problem when Eriksen or Capello was manager, this is just dire anti-woke shite by safe edgy reform mongs.They don't complain that a significant proportion are African now do they?
>>203514392cronem are part and parcel of english culture
the fact that my life is completely stagnant and the realisation that it has been for years has me feeling extremely anxious and overwhelmed so I get stuck in a loop of regret and the same actions and cant break out of it, it's all I know
i pretty much have severe social anxiety, sometimes i have periods where it goes away entirely like when i'm forced to be around other people for a while (like when i was in the psych ward), but then i return to my smelly bedroom and the social anxiety creeps back
>>203514359Can't believe we've got a foreigner managing Bukayo and the lads
>cronem are part and parcel of english culture
>>203514333Not the lad you're replying to but the most common method is by getting diagnosed with PTSD. You just make up an event, usually a sexual assault (or series of them) which never happened but would be traumatising had they actually happened. Then you tell Dr Coinblatt that they happened, you're traumatised, you need medication (bin it) and therapy (attend and continue the lie). Then you get diagnosed with PTSD and signed off forever. The doctors aren't going to ask you for a crime reference number for these assaults you allegedly were subjected to. Often they won't even ask you to retell the story to avoid "reinflicting the trauma". It will come as no surprise to the posters of this thread that Employed Woman's PIP diagnosis hinges on his diagnosis of PTSD. I'll leave it up to you whether you think he was telling the truth when he got that diagnosis.
Dude youre being so shitty right now. Could you stop being so fucking shitty bro be chill you shitty douchebag
>>203514438>sometimes i have periodssounds like it
was just thinking the other day, any woman you see (between the ages of say 13 and 50), there's a 20-25% chance she's on the blob
Bro how could you not be chill why are you so shitty
>>203514431
>>203514440should've used a brown soyjak
Things are feeling...uncomfy
>>203514465they're "on" for like ~4 days in a ~28 day cycle, so it's more like 1/7
Lads have you ever been done so badly in an internet argument that you seethe about it even years later?
>>203514465always annoying when you have a woman manager and need to ask here a question but she's on the rag face like a slapped arse and a bad attitude at being asked a question. Do your job you daft cow.
Doin a watchinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYMFMvtzAiU
>>203514503nah, I'm not copealone
>>203514359Yeah, because Tuchel can't stand /weak mind/ babies, which the current english nt is full with. He will lose his patience very fast
>>203514487Thanks for that. Maybe you're just good at talking to people though honestly. You got the doc and psych on your side.
>>203514527Good thing the national team isn't set in stone then and he has an entire nation to pick from
/brit/ not /por/
>>203514359>“England must be English down to the kit man, writes JEFF POWELL - we don't need Thomas Tuchel, we need a patriot who will put this country first, second and third"
>>203514512i'd count PMS as well because it contributes to their cunty attitude so it's more like a week or more
guten morgan "Bahzha", I needen ju to kicken ze ballen
I'm happy about Tuchel because he's autistic like me
>>203514444You seem in the know. What do you think about saying you're disabled on a job application? Is that the kind of thing you need a certificate for? I've been saying I'm queer recently and I think it's working.
we /spee/ now
just replied to the wrong posthopefully the right lad sees it and gets that it was for him
>>203514476Please don't post images that include the term poo nigger
is man literally called Tickle in a german baby voice
>>203514512cultivate a femdom fetish
It's a difference between now and the pastBack then work was so valued they made it almost illegal for you to work for another manNow they don't value work at all
went to sleep last night and Liam payne was aliveWoke up and he’s dead
>>203514448Consult the millenial leftist tweet/online post chart
Sir Thomas Poohole
>>203514647I wish I was 2 months old so I could suck on those knockers everyday
>>203514647yardie owned
>>203514546You really just need to find a sympathetic psych who will fill out the forms and give you the evidence you need. It's not a big deal for them, they just need to write down your diagnosis, their belief you can't work and their signature. After that once the forms are processed you just need to do an independent interview which you should pass so long as you stick to your story, maybe exaggerate a bit. For example I said I had never had any real friends even as a small kid which was bullshit etc, I played up my difficulties substantially.The problem is public psychs usually treat people with skepticism and disdain because they see people who want the DSP as dolebludgers so they won't help you out most of the time and will tell you to get a job. It really comes down to finding a doc who will help you fill out fhe forms.
>yardie owned
Mad how white people just go about their happy white lives and don't have to think about race at all
>>203514577>>203514512, >>203514392>>203514359>>>/sp/
>>203514657one direction is irrelevant now so good for him for dying gracefully when he was past his prime but not by too much
>>203514603Doubtful that an employer would make an applicant prove their disability as part of an application. Like they wouldn't tip some cunt out of his wheelchair during the interview to see if he can really use his legs or not. So why would they with mental problems?Though you do get asked for a doctor's note when you're off sick so I suppose it's not beyond the realm of possibility that they'd ask for some kind of written confirmation if you actually got the job and were requesting numerous accommodations like working from home / flexi-time etc?Might as well chance your arm though; worst that happens is you get caught and lose the job.
>>203514577
>>203514662FOY
>>203514662Trooncase?
>>203514647One worked with a girl at McDs who looked like this and she farted in the break room and started laughing and I got so fucking hard.
Alright guys? Just had a fluoxetine tablet.Need to locate some sodium bicarbonate today. Going to approach it with my assassin training. Focus on the target. Control your breath. Be silent.
>>203514683he's not white tho
haven't exercised since last Monday, need to get back on the gymtoil. returning tomorrow. almost two weeks of no progress. grim.
>>203514662Crazy ass trans AOC bitches be like
My favourite audio has been deleted and the voice actors response was "you can pay me for a new one"Ffs
>>203514707>Focus on the target. Control your breath. Be silent.same approach at the urinals yeah?
>>203514703Writing in all lowercase. It's very common amongst troons.
>>203514699This made me believe in god
>>203514737ok thanks
>>203514699I attend a pub that used to be a meeting place for EDL members back in the day and we all cheered when they missed kek.
Still in bed
>>203514764
>>203514707You're a right fucking sad sack, you know that right?
seemed like he was having a good night tbf
Was Stephen Hawking a nonce then?
mousenonce posting in that medical general on /sci/ saying he wants to break into the industry kek
>>203514699Got my hole at a party celebrating that loss, was class
>>203514673Do you think age has something to do with it? I'm not sure about psychs but public doctors seem to reject the idea you can be sick at all in your 20s and just try to get me out of the room as fast as possible. I could see a public psych being pretty resistant to putting someone young on disability for the rest of their life.
>I attend a pub that used to be a meeting place for EDL members back in the day and we all cheered when they missed kek.
>>203514766didn't happen aha
Actually insane the number of woke troons that breathe oxygen and consume calories. They seem to all do it
>>203514766Illegally based
We should teleport mousey back to the presocratic days and his theories would end up becoming the basis of western thought
the goons are out and about xx
>>203514791>>203514792It did happen actually.
>N'wogpoo Ubuntu get in my son!!!! an england legend!!!>the england manager simply HAS to be english!!!!
In my dressing gown still and it's almost midday, feels like the day is wasted now
>The blessing scam is a piece of criminal street theatre. A gang of 3 women act out a script in Cantonese for the unsuspecting victim.>Mungnee is a Chinese Londoner in her sixties. She was approached in London while on her way to yoga, by a crying woman. She asked in Cantonese if Mungnee knew a specific Chinese traditional healer in the area, as her husband was sick.>Then a second Cantonese-speaking stranger appeared, claiming she knew the healer, and offering to take them. Mungnee was swept along, keen to help. On a quieter side street, a third woman joined the group, claiming to be related to the healer and went to help.>When she returned from speaking to the healer for 15 minutes, she had troubling news. Through his mystical powers, he had apparently discovered Mungnee was also in danger. He seemed to know all about her marriage problems, the pain in her right leg - things Mungnee had not shared with them.>But the next revelation was what shocked Mungnee.>“Your son is going to have an accident in the next three days and he's going to die.”>The woman told Mungnee the healer could bestow a blessing that would protect her son.>They told her: “You need to take a handful of rice, put in as much gold and cash in a bag as you can”. They would say a blessing over the valuables.>Mungnee says she felt reassured by the promise her items would be returned to her after the blessing.>One woman rushed Mungnee home to collect her jewellery, then to the bank to withdraw £4,000 in cash from her savings. The valuables were placed in a plastic bag.>Mungnee thinks this must have been when the bags were exchanged.>“It was quick as a flash - her hands are so nimble. I didn't see anything.”>When she got home, Mungnee was shocked to look inside the black bag and find only a brick, a piece of cake, and two bottles of water. She says: “That's when I just turned cold.. and then I just told my son. ‘I think I've been conned. I've been scammed.’”
dole bludgers get a job none of you have any real problems youre just lazy asf
>>203514699GIVE IT TO THE BLACK GUYHE'LL SCORE
>>203514825it's possible but you definitely weren't there
>>203514794You think you're making a point, but you aren't.
>An audio townhall with Kamala Harris & Charlamagne Tha God
need them all rounded up and fed to pigs
>>203514837religious "people" are subhuman retards
>There exists an actual video of a crowd of Africans in an English pub chanting "GIVE IT TO THE BLACK GUY, HE'LL SCORE" right up until the moment the black guy misses, costing England it's first trophy in 376 years That night was divine. Truly, truly divine.
>>203514847I was there, I wasn't cheering as enthusiastically ofc due to being a spineless jellyfish of a man, but the encouragement of everyone else's example saw me through.
Korean women on Twitter making fun of Liam Payne's death.
>>203514837reminds me of that time someone told me to bring my bank to wildy and then i tasted vengeance and got dds specced lmao
tempted to get a new email and phone number and just recreate my entire life from scratch as much as I can, starting with online accounts, deleting everything etc.
Can you buy one of those really powerful ear wax cleaners they have at the gp for use at home? Like those handheld garden hose like apparatuses that shoot a steady stream of hot water? It’s so good when they do it
>religious "people" are subhuman retards
Kamala Harris would enforce state-funded girlfriends and boyfriends right? Keir so far hasn't
>>2035148481. I am2. You're a gay bumboclart niggeeeeer
the euros honestly feels like it was about 2 years ago despite only having happened this summer
>>203514886Riam Paynu
>>203514895selfies are for >>>/soc/ lad
>>203514871>first trophy in 376 yearsI uh
>>203514890Put me down as your brother, I'll vouch for you
>>203514871The only good moment from the whole of 2020-2022
>>203514366n
>>203514871never saw itplease post it
What do you think was going through Liam Payne's mind in the instant his body impacted with the groundAND DON'T JUST SAY "ow"
>>203514943oof
>>203514943tarmac
>>203514773Can any drug lords explain what this picture is pls
>>203514916
>>203514959gang slonk
>>203514959Drugs n that
>>203514943Regret. Almost every single person who survives a suicide attempts says they they felt immediate regret.
>>203514943an impulse force
should've tried harder in school, could've become a doctor and stick my finger up people's bums for a living
>>203514940Democracy doesn't work, thank God we have a King
Terrified that my brother will ask me to be his best man and I’ll have to stand up and do a fucking speech in front of a 150+ people
I'm from Wolverhampton and distantly related to Liam Payne. Never met him though.
>>203514988Didn't some guy go to prison for having simpsons porn on his phone?
Revealed: Moment VIRGIN INCEL Realises His Life is Over and He WASTED His Youth!!
>>203514974Trite rubbish.Many people who survive suicide attempts go on to eventually end their lives via suicide. The strongest predictor of someone dying by suicide BY FAR is having a previous suicide attempt to your name.
>>203514985you still can
depressed i am. there's nowhere in the uk i want to live.
>>203514994Do something to piss him off before it
>>203514942youtube.com/watch?v=DLDfUgZGnHs
>>203514988>marge blackedI'd go postal if this were canon
>>203514994You need to take lessons from some low inhibition chad, being high inhib like this will cripple your future career prospects
>>203515017nah i'm nearly 30 and have no work ethic
The read
>>203515019Come to Aus
>>203515023
>>203514994Just say something like "I'll keep this shirt and sweet cuz we all want to get to our dinner" and everyone will do a wee chuckle and then just talk about how beautiful the bride is, how happy they'll be together, raise a glass to the happy couple and job done
>>203515047ayyy I have that book
>>203514790It doesn't have to be for the rest of your life. Nothing is stopping you from getting a job in the future. I told my psych I just needed an income for the time being and he agreed. Right now I'm at uni which you can do while collecting the pension and once I graduate I might work or might not, depending on what I can get.You're right about public doctors being skeptical of young people though.
mumberg deciding to buy some small girl weights and fuck up my homegym space in the garden shed which I created. she said she tried to pick up my barbell and couldn't even do that, grim.
>>203514994chatgpt init
*keeps it shirt and sweet*
For me, it's the same four websites on a loop all day
>>203515016Our two comments aren't mutually exclusive you fucking spastic. NEVER call anything I say trite again, you horrible cunt.
Japanese women on YouTube mourning Liam Payne's death.
>>203514994Just make a joke about how he won't wake up a virgin tomorrow and then make a dirty comment about the mother of the bride and you're golden.
>>203515067It’s her house you fucking dickhead if you can’t appreciate that women then fuck off and move out I’ll move in and appreciate her
Gonna be honest lads, I don't really care about some lad from a boy band dying
might watch that starsky and hutch film with ben stiller and the other bloke with the crooked nose
>>203514994Just get poo steaming and overstep your boundaries
>>203515040i meant sticking your finger up peop^le's bum for moneygay male prostitute or con man passing as a proctologist, security guy in prison or airports that looks for drugs in people's bums
>>203515105still using the women's bar mate?
>>203515117not seen that in probably 15+ years quite a funny movie as well. They don't make shit like that anymore.
mates go on about russel group university versus others and i have no idea what they're on about (never went to uni myself)are all the unis in the uk owned by a couple of large 'groups'/companies or something?
>>203514985get a tranny gf and stuck your finger up hers
wanking a poo
Interesting innit, hard to tell when someone is a bit of a bellend just because that's how they are or because they're trying to compensate for deep feelings of inadequacy.Remember, always be kind, you don't know what people are going through.
Not a fan of EW's assassin gimmick x
wish i could sniff all your bellends
>>203515138just unis doing everything they can to maintain a sense of prestige and generate an increased income, even if it means creating multiple secret clubs
>>203515156mine smells like skips
how much gay porn could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck gay porn
Went to a Rustler's group uni me.
Blunt time
>>203515138Rustlers Group unis are a group of large, well-known universities with good reputations for research. Non shitters, in essence.It's all copium though. No employer gives a shit that your 2:1 is from a Russel Group or if it's from some ex-poly shitehole. The only 2 universities that anyone would take notice of are Oxford and Cambridge. Bragging, or indeed caring, that you went to a Russel Group uni is brainlet cope.t. went to a Russel Group uni
>>203515178swisher
gave that dickhead advice about his brothers wedding and he didn’t even reply
>>203515189needy aren't you
>>203515138about 20 something of the biggest ones work together in setting standards or something. they're all independent.generally correlates with what is widely considered a 'good' university
I never went to 'uni'
>>203515193it’s nice to feel appreciated
>>203515180This>The only 2 universities that anyone would take notice of are Oxford and CambridgeAlso this, but even then, it's losing it's prestige
YouTube providing me with kino
wrapping my nob in kt tape
Doing a pooAMA
Need to get dressed soon. Going out on an assassination mission to get some sodium bicarbonate.
went to the university of hard kocks me
>>203515180It's more about are you going to get a 2:1 or 1st from it or are you going to have shit tier academics
>>203515222why? because of all the woke shite?
>>203515267state
also, is a '2:1' considered good (what does is even mean?)a quick google says a '1st' is the best result you can get... how often do people get that?
>>203515156Brave aren't youA real man
>>203514891it does feel good. i imagine you can buy them online
>>203515282I got a 1:1
got a 2:2 from bishop grosseteste me. on 135k a year
>>203515282A 2:1 is pretty much a B+It is essentially what most people aim for, any degree lower and you've wasted your time basically.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7v64e6vj2yoA lot of universities on the ropes right now because the JFs aren't coming as much and they effectively subsidise British students
degrees seem a bit arbitrarily awarded. my uni started marking exams and coursework more harshly because the year before they were criticised for giving out too many 1:1.thats bulslhit.
can you help me find a video which was /brit/ first post ages ago it had some big belly british man eating jam toast and looking happy
>>203515315you've got grossetestes due to your known aversion to showers
>>203515315Won’t prove it though will you. I actually make 600k a year
troubling
>>203515363i'll never help a cunt like you. fuck off
>>203515363Sounds like seaside mark
>>203515379he was Indian too. Tragic
>>203515343ktim. Got a 2:2 because I lost the will to live in my last 5 months of uni. Serves me right for getting involved with a bird.
>>203515379He's in the snap city of angels now.
>>203515411Woaaaaah we’ve got a shagger in our midst
>>203515379go to the gym and get healthy they said. no thanks, i'll carry on sitting at home eating cakes
>>203515409An Indian male literally has weaker grip strength than a white woman. It is comical how pathetic a race they are. Literally nothing but genetic drawbacks.
>>203515266I think so, also it's just much more common. I think that people have become wise to the fact that a mixed bag of people can come from the same university, all good performers, who have different abilities and some are more desirable than others. There's a lot less weight given to academic achievement nowadays after the initial stage.>>203515282Is it about 25% of students get a 1:1? I forget, but I got a 1:1 in engineering.They're just degree classifications, again a nice to have but something that people don't care about much outside of initial graduate roles who need a way to filter through a large amount of good candidates. There are classifications, like a 1st (1:1), Upper 2nd (2:1), Lower 2nd (2:2) and others. A 1st is typically something like 70%+, 2:1 60-70%, 2:2 50-60%. It's important to understand that 70%+ is a very good thing and it's extremely rare that students will achieve 85+. Really, you need to get a 2:2 at the minimum to make the degree worth anything at all. A 2:1 is nice though and is usually more than enough still to make the degree worth it. Ignore >>203515343.
>>203515502literally is it?
>>203515502Desi bro definitely fucked your sister or something
Found a tool place nearby where I can hire a masonry drill, £12 for the weekend, which solves the dilemma of me having to either buy one or call a handyman. Result mates.
>>203515513>>203515526
>>203515559Good price that
Eating lunch at your desk is peak runt behaviour
got 50k in bumhole poo ISA at 4.5% APR, 20k in tarq mong save to buy ISA, 10k in paki poo crypto coins and 5k in my current account
Never heard of Liam Payne before or One Direction. Reckon it's a sad indictment of society that so many people are mourning a deranged violent crackhead.
chapsis there any welsh blood in the royal family outside of the tudors (who died out anyway)?
Someone listens to a podcast called SuicideNoted (quite good, check it out) where an american lad interviews people who have attempted suicide, listens to their story and all that.An interesting observation that arose is that many, MANY, women who consider themselves to be suicide attempt survivors have an utterly bizarre definition of what a suicide attempt is.Multiple women on this podcast have stories where they explain how they went into the bathroom, lined all their pills up after taking them out the cabinet and then their boyfriend walked in and spoke to them. No pills were taken. They just intended to take them (but then nothing happened). The women consider this to be an attempt.Another woman had a story of how she had purchased a gun, intended to end her own life but her brother walked in. The gun was in a case in the room, sitting there doing nothing. She considers that a suicide attempt.Another woman, bipolar, told of how she walked to the train station during a bad episode of mania with the intent to throw herself in front of a train. Staff at the station + the police wrangled her because she was acting crazy. She wasn't on the tracks at any point. Just went to the station. Considers it a suicide attempt.
>>203515562Just like I thought, sorry your sister loved it
got a 2:1 in my bachelors which I severely regret, constantly considering doing a masters just so I can try my hardest and make sure I get a 1:1 to my name but scared of it now it's been four years since graduating
>>203515590>Never heard of One DirectionFuck off
>>203515592if by welsh, you mean levantine (aka semitic) then yes, the royal family are all jews
>>203515592yeh loads
>>203515599Wonder what they think an attempted rape is then
>>203515619That’s >>203515502 sister
>>203515619im in smethwick right now, it's grim
>>203515652smegdick in smethwick
>>203515266Because we went from <1% of the population going to uni to >60%, so they've become glorified polytechnics that cater to the lowest common denominator. Ask any maths lecturer if classes have gotten simpler over time and it's a resounding yes. They're also not the sole institutions carrying out research now that corporations are so big as well as specialized research institutes. Faculty members are increasingly required to bring in their own funding sources which means flirting with industry or the government. At that point, people ask "why not just work for the company/government directly?" and leave.
>>203515669don't post this revolting nonce here please
>>203515669DO NOT listen to his voice
>>203515669This man grooms children online.
>>203515599Women genuinely struggle to distinguish their own thoughts from reality.
>>203515696its very off-putting. he'll have to take a vow of silence when we marry and i bum his arse every night
I have £5,394 in my ISA is that good or bad at 21
>>203515617got a 1st in a masters and ended up working alongside a bunch of 2:1 BSc cunts anywaywouldn't worry about it lad
feminism has made women miserable
>>203515669Actually had a dream I fucked him, kill me
>>203515724Only thing about it that I like.
Good morning I just had sex with my gf and am now unleashing an unusually gassy poo into my toilet
>>203515717ohhh 21 you say? can i shag your nice young arse?
>>203515717meh
>>203515652you seen danny g about?
Solomon Friedman is on a mission to save Pornhub
I am going to destroy woke
>>203515770You cannot >>203515773Thanks
>>203515780never, I'm just on the edge in a decent area. notice more and more browns every day, even moving in to the empty houses across the road.
Describing Letby as "quiet and shy", she said: "She didn't show good interpersonal skills with children, parents, nurses or the wider team."She added that Letby "often had quite an expressionless look" which some staff "found awkward".Ms Lightfoot also told the hearing she overheard an "inappropriate" comment from Letby in the wake of the deaths of two triplets in June 2016 - who Letby was convicted of murdering.She said she overheard her telling a colleague: "You'll never guess what's happened."
>>203515797You have my nunchaku
>>203515396yeah it was him found the webm i was looling for
>>203515791Uh chud just because a rabbi owns it doesn't make it Jewish
https://youtu.be/VCBnOtRvPyg?feature=shared&t=8KTIM!!!!!!!
got into a mini argument with a femoid last night she said she wasn't sexy and I agreed and then she got upset told her cute was better than sexy which is what she was but she still got the hump (from her own self-directed insult)they're quite sensitive creatures, aye?I just meant women's ideal woman is a kardashian or kyle jenner and men just want summat like this without a BBL and duck lips.Bloody femoids.
>>203515819read that article the other day as well she sounds like a proper apsie nutter
You now remember that after the Jews conquered the region of Ramala they begun broadcasting pornography on the television and distributing porn to young men there
>>203515896roid rage
>>203515928Should've distributed some free gfs.
>>203515928cheers lad almost had forgotten
>>203515903Women use every opportunity to make themselves feel better. The only reason that she said she isn't sexy is because she expects her interlocutor to contradict her, women don't engage rationally. They are pure ego.
Had a dream my gf was giving me a handjob begging for fake tits and lip fillers Is this what slagposting has done to my brain?
ok google sex gifs
I've substituted Minecraft for porn and I have grown as a person
ooo err 'ave a butchas at 'em knockas!
chugging a gatorade frost
Why is this bitch in every video game now?
Music can cause a fake sense of achievement. Like listening to rappers flexing about their life and pretending that the lyrics are about you. It plays with our emotions and if not used right this can be bad. We have to be able to sit in silence with our own thoughts and not drown them out constantly as a distraction.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYua80VEcBk
just learnt that there are only 5 video games
>>203516055you know why
A rabbit came into our school and told us to focus on our career but told all the Jewish kids to focus on having children instead
>>203516055couldn't stand her on mad tv
>>203516096smart rabbit
>just learnt that there are only 5 video games
>>203516078what, what, what, what and what?
>>203516055sorry I haven't played any of these
>>203516078laughed a bit too hard at this
>>203516078>bloodborne >minecraft>rollercoaster tycoon 2????
finally beat bg3 honour modeskipped a few act 3 bosses and just had gale allahu ackbar the brain now to uninstall and wait another year to play again
a rabbit hopped into our office and shouted "unlimited white genocide"
>laughed a bit too hard at this
>>203516061The music helps to drown out the omnipresent sound of traffic and to give some sense of privacy so you can speak to your friend without fear of eavesdroppers
>>203515928i remember this from /pol/
>>203515903Could've easily turned that into a shag lad. How'd you drop the ball on that one?
>>203516222yeah?
>>203516195ffs
>>203516061Ktim but instead of rap music it's the speech before the Ride of the Rohirrim
>>203516225better safe than sorry
>>203516225>tiktokkeris this an occupation now?
>>203516261tiktokkers deserve doctor's wages
>>203516225
Imagine if instead of McDonald's it was called McFreak and you ordered a cum burger
finna hire hugh jackman's trainer
>>203516295left or right?
>>203511965>>203511965>>203511965
the new x>>203511965>>203511965
>>203516141EU4CK2HoI4StellarisVictoria 2
>>203514647dunno what it is about this girl that makes me diamonds
>>203516331>>203516335shit gimmick
>>203516214It's my theory that if you say things women don't anticipate you to say, you stand out amongst all the demons that throw themselves at her on a daily basis, and she'd be secretly impressed
phoneposters getting done
dogberg and puppystein synchronized pooing
>>203516225Whitest groyper
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>>203516358It's not really a 'theory' mate. It just works. It's why negging ever became a thing. Bullying women makes them horny for you. It's just a fact.
