/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEVSgWKeGuswhy aren't you learning French?
>>203516389Hijab woman just smiled at me
me dropping in to the new
At clinic
>>203516406Don't care to. I already speak 3 languages
BE THEREOR BE SQUARE
>>203516422corr chebs
>Boy, 7, dies and six injured in house explosion
>>203516363?
>>203516417is this real?
Drives me mad when people watch a video of something being cooked at a restaurant then go "WHERE DA GLOVE AT"Good indicator of blackness
>>203516470Idk what that means
>>203516426halal snack pack please boss
just here to educate white folks xx
>>203516470they don't wash they chicken
>>203516496Only European languages you dim cuntBet you go to Spain and sit there like a mong trying to speak two words of Spanish just for everyone to laugh at your shit efforts
>>203516470those indian street food plague carriers should be wearing gloves
>>203516422Nice chest hair you've got peeking out
>>203516417>his car leaves unscathedabsolutely love these movies
>>203516506fug all that nonsensei'm sticking with tony's
One got a 182 day ban back in the day. Used it as an opportunity to take a break and those were probably some of the best days of my life.
ever done anything sexual in public?
>>203516506all of those spice blends are used in cuisines originating from white countries
Some grim tranny at clinic. Stubble, grim nasal forced feminine voice, 6 ft+ height, broad shoulders.This is the difference between transexuals (me) and transgenders (LARPing mong's)
>>203516523I don't got to Spain, that's for runts. I speak French. I have class.
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>203516553You can ask them to cover the mirror mate.
drank some milk and can already feel the urge to fart up a storm building up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9UzH7Odt20
>>203516553stfu spaino lmfao
>>203516578Honestly her arse is just as good as her tits, God really did need to give her tourettes.
>>203516578SEXEX
one negative is wfh toil is holidays are not very satisfying unless literally flying away somewherestill just sat on my arse bored shitless at home aren't i even still checking teams and emails
>>203516553Lost the plot. Gimmick is stale. Can't even keep up the LARP properly anymore. Remember when you used to have the thread guessing your next move? Now you're just completely creatively bankrupt. Sad.
>>203516573Done him
>>203516553
It is so easy to rattle the runt cage hereI have every little incel here dancing to my tune like I’m the pied piper lmfao
>>203516553Their new mirror's been installed then?
>>203516613i think the problem here is you're just a boring bastard. nothing to do with work
>>203516553Thought you were describing yourself until you said>feminine voice
>>203516644You even use my pasta because you can't even write your own. Pathetic.
>>203516661
>>203516573Sent that agp freak packing
It's genuinely concerning that people might associate me with these genuine mongs.
>>203516677got you all wound updancing to my tune like the pied piper
>>203516693post some more sexy pics and prove us wrong?
tranny civil war
Operating excel is literally terrible, debugging the most spaghetti java code doesn’t hold a candle to trying to manifest a cluster graph in excelHow do toilers do it? How do they just play in shit for 8 hours a day like this?
Isaac Newton's THEORY of GravityAlbert Einsteind THEORY of RelativityCharles Darwin THEORY of EvolutionSo just remember that none of these have actually been proven
>>203516693Picture of the clinic right now or you’re larping
>>203516718Anon's THEORY of you ever having sex
>>203516712I love Excel so much. It's so fun, that's exactly what it is. Total VBA love. Fuck Java.
>>203516526Timmy gone die frame da pleg
the canadian is fighting with spainnonce
>might
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjanqQ0ANxY
>>203516573
>>203516704I used to think you were the best troll I'd ever seen. Now it's clear you're just a boring bastard. Two-bit spammer without a drop of creativity. Reduced to blogging with a tripcode because you can't think of anything new.
>>203516737Oligarchic post
>>203516718It's Darwin's theory of natural selection. Evolution is an observable fact. Also everyone knows Newton's theory is incorrect.
>>203516422Need to trim the chest hair stubble boss
why is spaedo obsessed with this canadian fella? 2bh i remember him being similarly obsessed with certain reddit-flag users back in the day. very strange person
>>203516712Skill issue. Excel has never given me any issues like this.
mad how we literally sexualise women from head to toeLITERALLY to toeno women want to suck on our toeswhy aren't women as obsessed with our bodies as we are with theirs?what's the reasoning behind that?
New England is really pretty. Love Maine and all those other states :3
>>203516825I've never observed you evolving yourself from a virgin to a non-virgin
>>203516737got him
>>203516718Atomic THEORYGerm THEORYits all lies
>>203516866I had sex this morning and last night
do you think any of your ancestors fought alongside the romans in the legions?
>>203516578Are those a product of her medication she takes for her tourette's condition or is she just naturally highly estrogenic (not a word? is now bitch nigga)
>>203516883your hand must be sore
>>203516844they desire your strength, status, and wealth more than your body
>>203516847remember them saying the same thing about New Hampshire how it was beautiful but also disgustingly whitethe american mind baffles me
>>203516847wish i was american they have national parks and all sorts of climates while we have mountains with queues to get to the top and pissing rain forever
>>203516718music THEORY
>>203516847probably has shit white people food baka
>>203516918you're mental if you think thats a uniquely american perspective to have. plenty of leftoid gimps would say the exact same shit here without a shred of irony
>>203516925yeah but it's nice that there are a growing minority of asian and black hillwalkers here now, novelty is good for the mind
>>203516847>Mainewhat we watching for halloween lads
>>203516913It must really eat you up inside knowing I'm a successful shagger.
got the mobb deep on, got me feeling like a real nigga
27, no job, no prospects. all job applications get rejected pretty much instantly. only had 1 interview in the last three months.
>>203516718race THEORYwait that ones true
>>203516976makes me wanna step up to a nigga
>>203516984you have a weak handshake
>>203516984why even bother?
niggas be baking and shit
>>203516940that's because they're brainwashed by yank propaganda. they do whatever yank leftists tell them to do>BLM protests in the UK after a black man in fucking Minnesota died>Anti Trump feminist marches as soon as he got inaugurated on British fucking soil>Starmer was forced to disavow defund the police because leftists over here started rallying for it>Not at all a coincidence we went from mocking to celebrating trannards as soon as America did>even hilariously have seen uk leftoids talking about the plight of indigeneous folks (wouldn't that be us?)they do not think
Time to get up and go do the messages. Can't be arsed going out though. It's cold.
>>203516916i have none of these
>>203517016i dont know anymore. moving back in with my parents in the new year. burning through my savings while renting and applying for jobs otherwise. massively depressing. will break up with gf too since a long-distance relationship isn't going to work, and i can feel her growing sick with me being a NEET. just an awful time in my life.
just noticed this is a gingerpedo edition and he must be lurking right now
>>203517028You forgot British footballers taking a knee kek
Can't spell crap without rap
>>203517079this happened to me. gf got sick of me too, same situation. I'm in the same position. 27 also. it's grim. I suffer.
So yeah the fresh new creps as it so called were
>>203516712Helps if you have zero fucking idea about the underlying data and what the graph actually represents or how accurate it is
still can't believe we lost back to back euros finals
>>203517103what's funny about that is thousands are getting slaughtered in Burkina Faso and Mali from jihadists (beautiful black lives, women and children) and absolutely nobody gives a shitgod forbid a honky cop kills a junkie in the ghetto though
One more sleep until Diego day!
>>203516573Wrecked that cunt (male)
gpberg just prescribed me with sertraline was planning on killing myself in the next few days and I'm concerned it'll will remove my desire to do so
desperate to fit in Canadian desperate to fit in as per
gf just sent me this
>>203517150Here's the difference between you and me, Adam. Unlike you, I don't care if people here like me. My sole purpose in this thread is to bully you for my own entertainment. It takes very little effort for me to get lots of laughs after sending you into another week-long incel meltdown. Nothing you do bothers me because I actually have a life and friends outside of this thread. I know that this bothers you, but all you have to do for me to stop is quit being such a fucking retard whose sole experience in life is ruining this thread full of strangers who don't like you. It's that simple, just post normally and we can all get along. Unfortunately, you won't because you can't; something is wrong with you that can't be fixed. But you can still try.
>>203517151I don't care about issues that a person can't control, she's still attractive to me
>>203516406only brown people speak fr*nch
the thing is i want to work and am an extremely good/hard worker (i had to give up working from home because it was unhealthy for me; i'd end up logging into the work laptop at like 9pm to get more work done), but no where will even interview me.anyway, i think i need to get on that vitamin d lest i really go insane over the dark winter
>>203517151>oh no a bit of le stubbleWould.
>>203517151she needs to stay out of the sun. state of those crows feet
>>203517180>I actually have a life and friends outside of this threadktinm (kek this is not me)
Textbooks keep misspelling Marie Curie-Skłodowska
is /brit/ team Guelph or team Ghibelline?
>>203517151tfw no witch looking british gf
find that light skinned girl on death in paradise so attractive
>>203516825No it isn't. It's actually logically impossible.
>>203517222neither of these are a thingdon't reply
can hear my mum having a poo in the toilet right now
>>203517222Guelph
>>203517244Creatures evolved to become more diverse and more complex over time, that's a fact. How it happened is a different story. >logically impossible How so?
just got called a rasclaat in gail's bakery
>>203517251surely this breaks some sort of law
>>203517282posh cunt, what's zone 1 like?
>>203517251vile
>I actually have a life and friends outside of this threadpress X to doubt
>>203517138you never hear much about wars in Africa but I bet there's always tons of mad shit going on
>>203517251Ah yeah undecided Yank voters will love being told what to do by Brits
>>203517302Gails is everywhere now mate, they even have them up Norf
>>203516547ban from what?
>>203517324watched one vid a while back of one african gentleman ontop of another, caving the back of his head in with a hammer then pulling off bits of exposed scalp flesh and consuming it
>>203517251might take her up on the opportunity and then totally phone it in when I'm meant to be doing something
>>203517251A MAGA patriot is ranting and raving at a team of Labour campaigners. A Labour Together comms guru steps forward."You've lost your job, yeah?" - he says, not unkindlyThe man stops"You feel like the world's changing, yeah?"He lowers his gaze
>>203517251Remember if you shop at Co Op you're helping to fund this.
Mental how Africans are so desperate for workers that they still have slaveryWe need slavery here
>>203517349leftypol be like get that man into civilised europe asap!
Ordered one of those real sex dolls online. Cost about 1500. It's over isn't it?
>>203517324oh the maghreb (north west africa) is beyond fucked upyou literally have ISIS fighting ISIS in the middle of it all almongst a dozen other conflicts
>>203517387whyjust get a gfit's not hard
>>203517324Horrible atrocities happen every day down there. Why do you think >70% of Africans want out? Go load up the African news page on Al Jazeera and you'll likely see several stories about some barbaric practice or another, a massacre, another coup. It's fucked.
>>203517394Like when the NWO split into Hollywood and Wolfpac
>>203517324Was watching some documentary about one of those crazy destabalization persiods in one of the african countries in the 70s or 80s and a camera crew flew over a group of people who were being raided or some shit by another group of people with machetes and shit and they were chasing women and children to the beach where they essentially had nowhere else to run and when they flew back over a couple hours later they were all dead on the beachMental to think things escalate to that point in Africa semi regularly even in modern day
>>203517251JD Vance sits down to what he thinks will be a cake-walk interview, but Kamala isn't in the opposing booth - its Keir, coming down the aisle, singing 'You'll never walk alone' with a marachi band accompaniment.
>>203517387yh
Remember Kony 2012
>>2035173414chin
never been banned me, good boy me
>>203517387What's he look like?
strapping myself into /brit/
>>203517439
>Max, six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.>Well, who was he?>What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?>Yes, I know Rwanda.>Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye, Max?>What?>Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.>Man, I don't know any Rwandans.>You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.
>>203517324nigerian economy is collapsing toowe have a responsibility to nigeria because of the empire so hopefully we give lots of nigerians asylum
>>203517503Perhaps it's because every single one of them is over here
>>203517460can't be arsed getting banned these days just isn't worth it for a quick laugh
it actually is pretty how leftypol mongs are more concerned with slavery from 300 years ago than slavery happening right now in our countries AND in africa. they literally couldn't give a fuck about modern slavery lolbut you better believe they'll be campaigning for historical slavery to rammed down children's throats in school
>>203517489That was a really good movie
>>203517251Is this not interfering with another countries election? Got to be some kind of law being broken here.
>strapping myself into /brit/
>>203517251These are the same people who were absolutely incandescent with rage when Farage went to the US for two days during parliamentary recess.
dunno why people shit on the missionary position
>>203517559dont think you should be shitting in that position really mate
>>203517559is it still missionary with one of her legs up?
>>203517559I can bet they somehow made it about white people and straightness so it's problematic or some shit
>>203517554difference is these are just staffers and not a sitting MP you mong
Remember when Sadiq Khan had a giant balloon of a baby Trump fly over London? Bit weird that.
>>203517523yeah well we are talking about the same people who are madly desperate for confused children to have their puberty chemically halted and their genitals surgically mutilated, oh and for kids to be taught how to 'safely' chokewank themselves and anally fist their matesbasically insane demonic nutcases that need to be dealt with permanently
bit warm today
>>203517503Spoken to many Nigerians and they all have this bizarre mix of resolute pride in their country but also never want to return and admit it's a corrupt backward nightmare everyone is trying to escape.
>>203517592Yeah I was really mad about the woketards and I went to vote Reform and goon to nigel farage doing readouts for bitcoin
>>203517559it's intimate, which goes against the current hook-up culturepeople prefer positions like doggy since you aren't face-to-face with the person. purely for pleasure, a hole to fuck.
>>203517628Bit weird that
legalise da ting kier
>>203517449why dont you just leave if life is so good without?
Going to go on holiday the week of the Yank election and see how long I can not hear anything about it. Meant to go to Japan but I've left it too late now.
>>203517642are black people technically white if they skellengtons be whiteholly sh*t..
>>203517636Yeah it was a bit weird that. Just not on is it reallyAll a bit odd this wokery
bird i'm seeing appears to prefer bumsex to the fanny variant. quite intriguing.
>>203517626>all have this bizarre mix of resolute pride in their country but also never want to return and admit it's a corrupt backward nightmare everyone is trying to escape.me when I leave britain
The cop
>>203517665Isn't that thr question?
>>203517628sacked tranny, you're glowing
>>203517590Then why is Labour MP Ruth Cadbury also going around America campaign stumping for Harris while parliament is in session?
>>203517692no woman on earth prefers thatoutside of porn it doesn't even happenshe's severely mentally illrun
>>203517626>all have this bizarre mix of resolute pride in their country but also never want to return and admit it's a corrupt backward nightmare everyone is trying to escape.i've noticed a lot of wogs have this view
>>203517701Rorke R. Nash
got so closed to brushing my gf's arsehole with my finger during sex the other night but decided against it. really want to do it.
>>203516433Alri chaz
>>203517692>>203517712do her up the bum one last time though. then run.
>>203517701What does the R stand for
>>203517758rorke
>>203517736why
>>203517777shut it
>>203517758So you don't know?
>>203517769why would it be on the image twicemakes no sense
Me? I'm going to go home, eat burgers, then sleep. 4x lush
>>203517736Gf loves me licking and pressing on her asshole but not a fan of fingers going in Haven't stuck my cock up there in ages either Don't really care one way or another since anal gimmick got boring really quickly
>>203517444yeah lol
spotted one of those nasty forrin ladybirds and smashed it immediately
>>203517793The wearer is called Rorke R. Rorke
>>203517736Come on don’t be a pussy
might get the romanian slaves to hoover the car
found a bug on my lettuce after washing it 4 times am i going to die
fucking nose hair wax is going to just have to live up there forever too fucking painful to pull out
>>203517712>>203517755Incel
>>203517837yes, I'm so sorry
>>203517842why the hell would you put wax up your nose?
>>203517842It's supposed to be in your ears mate
>>203517867doing a funny trick with a candle, backfired.
>>203517814how are they different to british ladybirds
>>203517897take all are benefits
>>203517394whom are we supporting in his conflict
>>203517710this is grim as fuck
what were they thinking
that cop game on steam next fest finna be pretty cool
>>203517929Israel
>>203517949naturally
>>203517888well im laughing. post a pic
>>203517946which colour had prohibition
Is /bant/ just like /int/ but with tits
>>203517946Mental how Italian gangsters were shooting up cops and civilians with machine guns in broad daylight just so they could smuggle some booze
>>203518012there was an edish on /bant/ a few weeks ago
>>203518012That's what it's supposed to be yeahThere was a >>>/bant/brit/ but every post was just the nigger word
Imagine if they made porn illegal, meeting some Somali in the park at night to buy a VHS of Teen Anal Bonanza
>>203517710lmao no response to this. typical dishonest leftoid gimp
>>203517800dont you get traces of poo on your finger?
neighbours catberg strolling through my driveway before departing to the next house.cute lil fella
>>203518096are kier wouldn't do such a thing
>>203518099utter disregard for trespassing lawsbased
>>203518098Are you saying that as a pro or a con
got it
rentberg is inspecting my flat and i can't be therereckon he'll look in my wardrobe and drawers and stuff? just wondering how heavily to hide certain sex items
just got some starmix in one of my parcels
would you live in the barbican estate?
>>203518098No she usually has a shower before we sex to avoid thatotherwise I don't touch for fear of poo Don't do it all the time it's when she's really horny and wants some pressure on her asshole
If you don't eat pussy you're a coward it's as simple as that
>>203518161uhh
>>20351816259 minutes ago? How's he done that then?
>>203516414chad
Imagine if they made 4chan illegal, meeting some Somali in the park at night who act as an interim with pieces of paper containing comments about poo
just came up with this little quirky catchphrase for myself lads: revenge is a dish best served at a low temperaturethoughts?
>>203518183dig in anon
shape rotator or wordcel?
UM
>>203518168looks apocalyptic
goodness me
>glamping
>>203518168if it were given to me as a council flat yeah
>>203518161lmao what the fuck
>>203518218
>>203518195*Slips you a cheeky SSM update for free*
just seen fanny bollocks on the /brit/
>>203518168got offered drugs by a blackoid the only time i was near here
>>203518225...wordcel
>>203516866howling done him
>>203518168bit spenny
what the hell is that
>>203517837i hope so!
could have gone without seeing that
>>203518218its afraid
>>203518161where do you find these
>>203517141what are you looking forward to?
Over the last year I've watched my friends voice change considerably It's gone from a normal accent to having these almost camp sort of American affectations to it Instead of saying something with certainty he'll end sentences with an upward inflection as if it's a question or drag out the last syllable Think he's been watching too many YouTube essayists cause they all speak in that retarded manner
Enjoy those 5 or so minutes when something happens before everyone's decided what the sides are, it's like being back in the good old days
>>203518168depends, some people there spend like 400 quid a month on a council flat and some people unironically took out mortgages on million quid flats right beside the povvos
>>203518346thats how leftypol would have the entire country for some reason
>>203518259what time of day i go during daylight and never been ofrered there
>>203518168It's unironically one of the best designed estates in terms of bringing people together Cafes, theatre, libraries, places to sit and walkIt's a shame they chose such a disgusting architectural style
tv show idea:a normal gameshow where the host is very charismatic and friendly and all that, but for some reason is just never shown. he's not hidden as a part of the theme or anything, it's as if the editing department just forgot to include all the shots of him. no mention is ever made on the show of his lack of appearance in the final cut.
Thomas Tuchel is taking opportunities from Black british coaches
>>203518314gays do thatyour mate might be gayyou might be gay
>>203518382>Black british coachesroy keane?
>>203518383>your mate might be gayConsidered this but he's not Think he's just americanised and non confrontational
i look like i twink even though i am notseriously need to put on some weight
>>203518381sounds daft
Do you guys shave your hands? I have monkey hands but it doesn’t match my twink body so it looks silly
any browser understander man in I have to periodically change my theme on 4chan cos brave refuses to remember it for more than like a weekwhat causes this? is it like a cookie auto delete? cant find anything
Diane Abbott dog
been staying at home for a bit and witnessing sisterberg do her wfh jobshe literally afks the entire day lol. goes to the gym, goes out, does whatever, all with the "focus" teams meeting with herselfI did not know how based ... I kneel ....
>>203518424trust twink death is the worst when ur hair starts falling out and you're late 20s but everyone is like hahah cant talle if you're 18 or 35GRIM GRIMGRIM
>>203518458it's a daft world we live in now - which is why it would work.
get your fucking willy out for the ira
>>203518464Feel like the price keeps going up on that every time it's posted
>>203518502she fit?
pooey arse
i side with palestine because i side with the ira
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaahttps://year-progress-bar.pages.dev/
never changed my theme in me life can't even remember how to ill be on yotsuba b forever if that's what this one is called
>>203518533leftypol loves the ira killing his grandparents and niggers shagging his sisters
>>203518542i use tomorrow as it's better for my eyes
>>203518461why on earth would i shave my hands
>>203518513>>203518533IRA zoomy and spaedo shagging behind sainsburys
>>203518539you love this
>>203518568Are you always in the dark?
>>203518542>>203518568tomorrow chads rise up why the fuck would you ever use a light mode, disgusting
>>203518542i'm a tomorrow chad due to having insomnia and thus making pretty much every adjustment i can in life to possibly help me to fall asleep easier (none have worked)
>>203518568>asshut the fuck up. don't know what it is with southerners using AS everywhere.use "because", it's a better word and focuses more on the reason why you did an action, which is the whole reason why you included it
I use yotsuba B because i clear my cookies alot :)
>>203518591>insomniadoesn't existmade up
Don't use tomorrow as I'm racist you see
>>203518583my life is pretty bleak
were chatting about themes now?/btit/ is well and truly dead
RIP /btit/
>>203518637you're a bTit mate, ahahahah
>>203518620call it "i sleep 3 hours a night" then if that helps
/btit/ 2024 -2024You will be missed
>>203518462dunno if this will fix it but I've turned off "Brave Shields" for 4chan, didn't realise this was a thing, perhaps that interferes. Will report back in a week. Stay tuned
>>203518622>>203518610
real new>>203518710>>203518710>>203518710>>203518710
get it made rorke
by hitler's hammer make a new
NEW>>203517458>>203517458>>203517458
>>203516432why on earth would i want to watch that?
think i'll take an eggyou want an egg?janny, make /brit/ an egg
