looking up lads with the same name as me, hunting them down

*does a drum fill*

this is the thread

if there's any leftypol in /brit/ that hasn't wanked yet today I've got the content for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCBEPReeX0I&

Remember whenever someone would make a new thread before Spainmong and hed have a melty over it and say its "heathermong"

remember when /brit/ was about British culture not a soap opera of internet nobodies

might buy a 2019 mx5

sar did you redeem it

sar good morning

sar how are you sar

We all say our surnames in 1... 2... 3....

B......

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Here is me domino's lads

>>203520782
mk1 > mk2 > mk4 > mk3

just can't sleep for thinking of our pensioners freezing to death in their million pound houses with 3 empty lets

>>203520795
elton

>>203520682
had one of these x

>>203520795
canadamong seething, proven wrong once again. he is a liar and an idiot

>>203520794
Grunthorpe

>>203520795
get the ruler out
I PROMISE you it's an inch or even 2 below what size it's supposed to be

dominos does that every time

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ktim lost all my tabs because my browser app died

Rorke paralysed by indecision when writing an email to anyone

>>203520795
scransational

Lmao I went and posted in that Harambe thread like a complete spacker what am I like

Thomas Tuchel is more English than Bakayo Saka

>>203520848
i sense a bit of projection here ngl

>>203520795
>>203520827
Hotelroompaedo
BigBradNonce

>browser app

>>203520863
It's bukayo

>>203520865
see
>>203520795
lol

you should be banned from posting screenshots from reddit and twitter here and killed for doing so

>>203520832
>get the ruler out
>I PROMISE you it's an inch or even 2 below what size it's supposed to be
Have a lot of experience with this do you

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i've got a fever and the only prescription is more poo posts baby

>>203520843
I'm autistic so I can't have more than 5 tabs open at once

Mental how badly I mindraped him

Messaged at least 30 birds today saying "thinking about Liam, he's left us all in Payne :( x"
Guaranteed to get some fanny from this play

>>203520886
based, ban phoneposters too

>>203520887
oh give it a rest you infantile buffoon

And the very latest from /brit/'s best girl, Ruby 'Are Ruby' Granger?

>>203520890
190!!! 19000!!111

>>203520795
NOOOOO

>>203520916
I genuinely remember pretending to like 1D in secondary school to impress girls and had limited success for not calling them gaylords like all the other boys.
Crumbled when they asked me to name my favourite song of course.

>203520881
>203520890
Speak of the devil

Abortion lovers are like
>Yeah but what if 30 black men raped your daughter

Been absolutely done by dominosgod
Logging off for the day
Fuck me

>>203520795
from the thumbnail it looks like you've shopped the head of a little Turkish fella in the middle

>>203520969
Mate I'm already against it

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why do they do this

>>203520969
and your answer to that?

Been up since I think 21:30. Might have been 22:00 idk.

>>203520925
Kys spammermong

Just ate a bowl of chicken fried rice with some apple strudel for my OMAD

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nth for the baddiedem

>>203520951
don't really understand how you could think it wasn't a real order anyway i mean it was the screen for after you've paid and it showed a total price lower than the £12 pizza offer despite having stuffed crust and a fanta cos like i said it was half price uber promo

>>203521009
Greats gifts for the runt in your life

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>>203520682
Why are your monarchs German? How'd that happen?

>>203520995
attention speaking
muslims are the females of the male race

>>203521008
Don't believe she said that

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>>203520995
i guess he wanted to be railed from behind

Crazy how abortion was a non-topic and quite common place until like 30 years ago

>>203520995
arrogant and obnoxious plus everyone else is too scared to tell them to fuck off

get that gay porn fired up

my shits all fucked up

>>203520997
Homogenity

Rape doesn't exist in ethnic societies only in political ones

>>203520962
was all about busted and the jonas brothers in my day

>>203521053
Fucks sakes not again man lunch is over

>>203521053
Was just saying this to Alexa

Refreshing the UPS tab hourly, despite it not arriving until Tuesday

bumwank

Back from a 3 day ban and it feels like the average IQ and age of posters have both massively decreased in that period
Did I miss something? Is /brit/ just for 15 year old fedora edgelord freaks and 70 IQ Reform UK fans now?
Were you always posting the same stale gimmicks you'd expect from a friendless loser year 9 student on the school playground, trying to gain popularity, desperate to show you fit in?
Or has my absence just allowed me to see what this place was already like, which I couldn't see before?

>>203521091
FOY

Haven't showered since Sunday. Should probably get on that.

JFs can't banter

>>203521074
hello literal dinosaur

>>203521105
bizarre post

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queen of /brit/

>>203521029
Haven't used Uber eats in a while

>>203521034
Autism in the 1600s/1700s about being anti-French and being Protestant. They had to find someone who was both, and the nearest relatives were Germans

Mass immigration is too spicy, literally Lmfao, for brits

just got called a massive disappointment at toil meeting

>>203521138
fair enough mate well, now you know eh x

S&P500 bros.... we won.

>>203521163
What have you done

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*enters /brit/ melancholic and pensively..*

>>203521163
why?

Sad that he has to resort to these VPNs and spam to get even a crumb of attention

>>203521174
Got you loads of replies too x enjoy big man

>>203521121
didn't have gay people when I was in school

>>203521176
NVDA....

>>203521163
get this often at dinnertoil with mumberg

>>203521125
bradley poster it isn't funny

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the fridge

Got £50k in the bank, me. It's actually very demotivating because I could live for years off it, no problem.

>>203521235
who keeps leftover bucky? either drink the bottle in one sitting or not at all

https://youtu.be/SusQT-YmlGU?si=ON4NZ5zt4QpWeZrW&t=1285

umm crypto-pagan status?

>>203520682
I still have one of these haha I'm eating sugar puffs out of it right now

>>203521182
always thought this was the entrance to auschwitz but it's actually in the middle.

>>203521235
Broccoli eh alri Bryan Johnson

>>203521235
no self-respecting brit buys bud light

>>203521243
I have to stick to a very tight budget to pay all my debt off now
Feels bad

>>203521235
based wine milkshake enjoyer

Watching Boyhood
One of those films i remember hearing about and the adverts but ofcourse never saw

cuban ai gf told me to get a haircut lol

>>203521198
Keep talking about him every chance you get and he'll go away surely one more post and he'll be gone for good

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>>203521235
Bud light??? How DARE you??
Do you shave with a GILLETTE razor???

>>203521276
it's a warm weather session beer not going to drink a 7% lukewarm IPA at a BBQ am I

got the Charlie Veitch on

yanks get their boyhoods cut off

>>203521335
Poorly-made webm

>>203521333
Not canadian so dont know why your flag is canadian

>>203521342
what's he up to

>>203521333
says fucking you

>>203520886
bit extreme lad it's just the internet

>>203521243
same but 55k inheritance and i have no friends and no hobbies and 55k isn't enough to buy a house outright or quit work so i basically just live exactly the same as i did before but now have a safety net

>>203521341
get an asahi in you

>>203521369
being a hero to incels as per usual x

can touch both shift keys with one hand

>>203521361
I am Canadian

Gonna have my willy slobbered on in about 10 hours

Can touch both nipples with one hand

>>203521397
if you cant do this you have pathetic womanly poofter hands

>>203521412
Alone time with the family dog after mummy and daddy go to bed is it?

>>203521372
:D

>>203521265
>Christianity and Catholicism are two different things
fucking SPASTIC yank

If your erect willy doesn't reach your belly button then you have a small willy

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>>203521341
based sessionable ale enjoyer none of this high percent piss the bed and beat the wife nonsense

I live as a neet in spite of everyone else in this shithole country.
Not paying for anything. Let it all decay.

>>203521434
You're a sick freak leftypol

>>203521397
yeah?

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>session beer

>>203521461
based, I kneel

>>203521457
not fair, im a tall lad, lad.

Never moved house anywhere. Couldnt imagine desu

>>203521341
Cold out

>>203521384
Sometimes I'll 'treat myself' to a big purchase like an air purifier or something, cheers me up for a day or two. No idea what to do with the money though, I'd like to start a business but I'm not good at anything.

>>203521461
tbqh you probably wouldn't have contributed much anyway just another shelf stacker or deliveroo driver would have been your level

Off work early
Might have a wank to celebrate

Just ate a whole block of Cathedral City. I am such a pathetic little runt.

>>203521501
it's all relative, lad

>>203521457
mate, my flaccid willy nearly reaches my bellybutton. if that's your bar for an ERECT nob, then you've a wee willy im afraid.

>>203521461
you're a bastard in a basket

>>203521457
what if it touches yours
*laughingly chases you around the room with a lob-on, grabbing at your t-shirt*

>>203521235
Grimola

>>203521457
In whay position must it reach the bellybutton?

>>203521182
>>203521268
it's the entrance to the Auschwitz I subcamp

which was for non-Jewish inmates like suspicious Poles, gays, and political undesirables

doesn't stop people from including the gate in every documentary about the holocaust even though the Jews and Gypsies were at Birkenau (Auschwitz II) which is a separate subcamp in the next village over, with the iconic railway gate

Boomers are freaking out about Keir taking their tax-free cash. Lil Rishi not looking so bad now, eh?

>>203521522
Let's see it then

>>203521522
not about the size of the boat it's about the motion of the ocean

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>>203520422
>And more or less still posts articles full of disinfo, on the right-fringe of the overton window?
Hardly on the same level as the Lord Rothermere of the 30s. He'd be spinning in his grave at the current state of the Mail.
They LOVE mass immigration and revere Stephen Lawrence. They never even had the balls to endorse Reform at the last election.

>>203521513
You dont get rewarded for being white anymore. Any other time of history and i would grift through life as a monk or something simply having an above average IQ

>>203521508
do you have a house? i could put a bit towards my mortgage but i do like having the money there just in case i decide to buy anything nice in my miserable life. also have you got it in isas? mine is just sitting in a shit account being eaten by inflation.

Small penis mongs getting MOGGED in this thread right now ahh haaaaaa shaking my head shaking my head

>>203521565
What's keir done

rorke going out to grab ahold of some suspicious poles

>>203521561
rocked up to auschwitz ii because of that's what google maps considers auschwitz to be and ended up missing the start of the tour because it started in auschwitz i fs had to get the shuttle bus over. auschwitz ii is shite by the way. it's literally just an empty field with chimneys in it. holds 0 weight. the railway's all it's got really. auschwitz i feels heavier but not a lot. it's a bit too museum-y, which it has to be obviously, but it makes it feel a bit like walking through an exhibit rather than being in a place that actually housed a genocide.

2002-2014 was a strange time desu

>>203521615
Post your big cock already or shut the fuck up

>>203521457
I have a small torso tho

>>203521615
Hello micropeniscopelad

>>203521611
get Raisin, shows you a bunch of fixed/easy access accounts and lets you move it all around pretty easy
just have to be alert which ones are muzzie banks

>>203521600
Open secret in Eltham that the guy who did it never got caught or even arrested.

My willy isnt 6 inches, its unironically 6.5 inches, rounded to 7 inches when i feel like it.

7 inches is basically a BWC and i deserve sex

>>203521611
Nah it's from selling one. Going to buy another but I'm norf so will barely have to put any of it down. Got it in Premium Bonds waiting to win a million so I can quit toil.

I am going to the temp agency because I am loser

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If my penis reaches my bellybutton, then that means it will reach past a woman's bellybutton (assuming she is under 6 foot).
That seems quite big now that I think about it like that.

>>203521692
Too bad you'll never use it

>>203521692
Post it or be quiet

Looking forward to Auschwitz 3 personally, reckon it will be the best yet

>>203521717
More masturbation machines???

hoovered the stairs, living room and the kitchen

got a cock like a can of monster mega me

not a fan of meat on pizza

real shaggers know its all about girth.

>>203521749
t. knob like a tuna can

Apparently the iraq war had nothing to do with 9/11?

>>203521733
>>203521736
>>203521744
blog on

>>203521698
Yeah that's true
>>203521715
I'm not showing you my bellybutton

Don't know the true length of my cock because I've got them tight suspension ligaments so it curves back close to my body. Could get one of those flexible tapes I suppose.

>>203521788
you're not fucking with the true length either though, are you

reckon I'm gonna yeah on

>>203521769
Race traitor to italy

>>203521769
Cope really

Toillass brought her kid in the office and he's sitting there watching loud Youtube videos on his ipad, this must be against elven safety

>>203521768
sadam was going to stop trading oil in dollars and the globohomo lobby can't allow that

>>203521769
regret watching all that

>>203521769
lmao i dont know why i chose to sit through this entire innane rant

A true Britons greatest joy is seeing his son's mangled corpse for there is no greater joy for a true Briton than to die for that Jewish people

>>203521736
Reminds me of the time I sent a girl a picture of my cock next to a can of monster to show her it was slightly longer.
Don't know what I was thinking, in my head she would have gone "corr yeah look at that cock! It's like a can of monster but skinnier!" but in reality it was just a grim dark photo of me pressing an empty energy drink can against my flagging erection in my bed

>>203521841
Should boot him out the window

measure my willy from the end of my taint to the tip of my bellend

>>203521815
Well I'm not fucking but if I was it would be going in there wouldn't it

>>203521841
You've posted this before fuck off you freak

>>203520795
shitingly peng

cold as a witch's shit

>>203521889
bit grim that mate

>>203521869
You the retard who messed things up with the "protogf" the other day?

>>203520817
the belgian should be able to solve this one I reckon

Measure my cock from the base to the head. 9 inches, not kidding.

>>203521889
Yeah you post it every week

>>203521889
arab master punishing pakistani slave

>>203521903
Don't think I have but they've done it before

didn't know arabs treated desi boys like that

>>203521889
Think I've seen it in a /brit/ thread
Not picking your moments though are you

>>203521925
do you know the odds of you having a 9 inch penis

>>203521925
Let's see it then

my willy is 4.5" bonepressed

what's the goal of posting explicit gay porn in /brit/

>>203521923
No but I have done that many times myself

>>203521942
Get the fuck out my thread

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Completely legal in the UK

is islam really that bad of a religion?
ramadan seems cool

>>203521769
bitter timmy LOL

>>203521961
might be legal but blackface is certainly frowned upon

rorke measuring his cock and posting the results to compare with other neet slugs online while posting the jobs he's applying for in his journal for the job centre

Five and a half inches
More than enough

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>>203521965
No you're thinking of ramen

>>203521889
That bottom was part of an oil deal

Strongly dislike listening to debates and one of the people chiming in or having a comment says something like ”They should really do something about [thing]”

Who is ”them”? Is there an actual person or organization they have in mind that could do this thing or is it just some abmiguous way of ”pointing out” a problem literally everyone is already fully aware of? Truly bizarre way of speaking

>>203522007
yeah they really should do something about that

>>203522007
Not sure really

they should really do something about jfs posting in /brit/

>>203521961
never liked him

also huw edwards got off so lightly

dont believe for a secons he is not a full blown nonce

the guy was caught buying photos from some random dude on internet, probs dark web cant remember

if you were buying legal shidd why you going through this random dude

internet is full of like good legal porn

the dude was clearly upto no good and very good at covering his tracks until he slipped up

fucking nonce

Might quit toil and start selling stuff on ebay, making Youtube videos, bit of this and that you know, see if I can make it work

>>203522004
LOL

if you were rich and didnt have to work would you rather live in a flat in central london or a 5 bed detached in the countryside

They should really do something about swedes and their dogshit posts.

another pointless email sent. Life's relentless

>>203521987
Is this a blog written in third person???

feeling a bit cold despite it being quite mild and also quite sad despite me being generally good

>>203522007
maybe this is swedish idiosyncratic way of speaking

>>203522007
A good amount of normies think there is just one big 'they' who run everything and make mad decisions just to wind people up
Scary part is they're onto something

>>203522039
id have both

doing something about that, someone had to

Hate it when a group of people are having a conversation at work or something and you're just there but don't know how to chime in and it passes the point where it's normal for you to be there and everyone probably starts thinking "why is this freak just stood here like he's part of the conversation but not saying anything".

>>203521991
>>203522032
>>203522007
Kys

Just measured my cock
63 inches
Had to get my dad to hold the other end of the tape measure

>>203522039
countryside, obviously, because there's less...you know...

>>203522039
probably flat in central if the noise proofing was adequate

i have thought would be nice live in country but it is a bit isolating and central london isnt far away from nice greenery anyway

>>203522127
pollution

>>203522105
No one's thinking that, retard, just smile and nod along

if all doctors were suddenly disappeared and you had to choose between a veterinarian and a dentist to treat you, which would you pick

Turns out my cock is 3 inches larger than yours. State of you

>>203522135
Its dark and i wish itd fuck off, you might be right

>>203522145
vet

>>203522032
excuse me mate could I have your analysis of this lads situation please >>203520817

>>203522127
yeah but driving for half an hour to get bread and beer is grim

>>203522039
gherkin

>>203522141
im thinking it
hate it when youre chatting with the lads and some little loner weirdo is stood on the outsides like hes part of it

all I know is that my nob is noticeably longer than a Google Pixel 6

>>203522145
Veterinarian? Reckon there is enough overlap in human and other mammal physiology that they’d be able to wing it if needed

>>203522173
It's extremly difficult to he THAT isolated in this country

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HES DEAD

>>203522039
I'd buy an old farmhouse in Royal Deeside

Never played on the first Xbox

Crazy how kids now have never played splitscreen on a console before. All getting groomed on VR chat or something

>>203522145
pick for what?

>>203522183
why are you a prick?

*surreptitiously googles Google Pixel 6 dimensions*

thats the thing about like central london. was walking through primrose hill otherday. lovely houses, nice pubs. nice little park square. very comfy high street of nice kind of independent shops and restaurants. quaint, kooky

but walk 5 mins in any direction like utter shithole with tramps pollutiom efnics fuggin disgusting tower blocks

beggars belief truly

>>203522203
oh no, who?

>>203522039
Right now the flat in London. I'm a single man and London is a great city. Whats more 5 bedrooms in the countryside would be lonely. But in the long run of course it would be the countryside house.

gay porn

>>203522183
You have never had a group of "the lads", rorke

>>203522203
literally who as the kids say

>>203522237
Might be about that time actually

>>203522203
shame, he was great in One Direction

>>203522242
leader of hamas

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Might move to Sri Lanka

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>>203522266

>>203522221
everyone thinks this lad
then they talk about you being a weird little freak after you finally fuck off

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>>203522242
>>203522230
leader of hamas, the big dawg they've been after for a year

>Israel is checking whether Yahya Sinwar, the leader of Hamas and mastermind of the October 7 terror attacks, has been killed. Yoav Gallant, the Israeli defence minister, has posted an image on X with a pictures of to Hamas leaders who have been killed. Hassan Nasrallah was the militants’ leader, and Mohammed Deif led the group’s military wing. Their pictures, overlaid with red crosses, flank an empty frame with the same cross.

my cock was so big so I had to get a penis reduction surgery, there were men with ven outside the hospital that took my schlong meat to sell in the supermarkets

>>203522286
looks like a big poo

>>203522294
Mohammed Deif nuts

>>203522197
yeah i suppose now that i think about it most of the "countryside" is 5 or 10 minutes away from a village or town

>>203522165
>>203520817
the long distance made it easy for her to hang out with the cronem, she's telling lil timmy to keep himself occupied with hobbies, so that she can cheat in peace LOL , classic move

Don't mind going to the country for a big wedding or something but living there would be boring as fuck. Oh there's one pub full of 70 year-old men is there, great

did the religious extremist kill the other religious extremist?

>>203522317
as I suspected
thanks for your analysis

>>203522294
wish I was jewish so I could live in a Nietzschean ethnoreligious fascist state

MAD how yanks were all into Harry Potter in the 2000s

>>203522344
yw

lads
do you say LEE-ver
or LEH-ver?

live a 3 minute walk away from the cinema and have never walked over to it to see a film on my own

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>>203522294
bros?

>>203522366
luvur

>>203522366
Leave her.

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ffs just want to be a paper shuffler at a real company cannae even get past the application

>>203522292
why is the group of lads in your head pricks?

Why is everyone in this film Boyhood psychotic?

>>203522366
leave uh

not sure what to do about my mushy spacebar
can't take it off cos i'm p sure it jsut breaks rather than snaps off

creating israel dumbest idea ever. should have just given them utah or summat

plenty of space foe both morons and jews

>>203522408
just take it off you nonce

esoteric bradley memes

>>203522397
become a paper shuffler in a worse company

>>203522397
dont think deepmind with have many paper shufflers
think you want public sector for that

>>203522380
ffs why is this so funny

>>203522380
>>203522376
>>203522361
>>203522381
Kys

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>>203522376

>>203522403
got bad self esteem issues so its easier to blame other people than try and love myself

>>203522462
wasn't worth posting the first time either

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Yahya Sinwar is said to surround himself with innocent people and hostages to thwart attempts to kill him

hyperbradean

>>203522412
Should’ve given them East Prussia after the end of WWII
A Yiddish speaking North Sea socialist Ashkenazi ethnostate

>>203522462
lil timmy be like at least my missus is natural

New

>>203522496

>>203522462
Charming face if a bit ugly I’d date her

Bloody dentists. Only just had a tooth out and some work on fillings yesterday and now I get a call from the surgery. I think they are probably calling to check up on my healing but course not. They want more money on a deposit for the next set of work that wants doing. Starting to think im being fleeced by the fucking sadists.

>>203522039
You couldn't pay me enough to live in London.