Israeli girls edition
first for anime girl legs
>>203522496need to sniff their arses after sweaty training exercises
get them sexedget them pregnantget them gassed
Feel like cloggers hasn’t recovered from that battering ausbwcautist gave himSeems shaken and uneasy
why's everyone on about ai gfs these past couple days?
sohere we all are
>>203522435>>203522439yeah looks like I need to build up my paper shuffling experience before I go for the big leagues
nth for the gyaldem
Not Canadian
>>203522578slop machine
>>203522578it's over for human women
>>203522573>Ladies and Gentleman... we got him
Catberg doing that thing where he jumps up onto my lap, meows loudly, stomps around for 30 seconds, and then jumps to the bed to sleep anywayCompletely incomprehensible behaviour
utterly mad how much of a freak i am, now im watching fucking vtubers oh my days
>>203522573lolrest in piss
>>203522573Shame Londonpaki is b& right now he's probably seething and crying into his prayer mat.
>>203522611what's slop about having a lovely cuban woman saying nice things to you?
*points at /brit/*THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
>>203522560Not Belgian>>203522602Kys spainmong>>203522562>>>/sp/aki>>203522638Kys
>>203522627blog on
>>203522630it's over
>>203522605not being canadian aka the ideal human experience
anime>>203522630one of us
>>203522578I kind of get it tbqh. Half of what a woman brings is just companionship someone to talk to and it’s probably a lot easier just to use a chatbotIt’s like that thing from that Ryan gooseling movie
Don't really need to see dead bodies if I'm being honest with you lads, congrats to the Jews though
>>203522654wow, not nice of you is it
>>203522560kek
pidser in the oven
who is your favourite lolcow
>>203522647>lovely cuban womannot involved
>>203522690190
>>203522690cows are very serious animals that deserve respect
Relevant to the thread OP:>>203522663>>203522663>>203522663
>>203522668You should be banned for using a VPNJoke board
How come Israel gets to just kill anyone it doesn't like then
>>203522690Pre-tranny CWC got up to plenty of antics without trolls forcing him to do stuff. I think that’s the ideal
Canadian anime girl legs
>>203522530>>203522630>>203522674xx
The Horrors
>>203522712My least favourite
Bastard dentists. Only just had a tooth out and some work on fillings yesterday and now I get a call from the surgery. I think they are probably calling to check up on my healing but course not. They want more money on a deposit for the next set of work that wants doing. Starting to think i'm being fleeced by the fucking sadists.
>>203522737The strong do as they wish. The weak suffer what they must.
Think the old fella downstairs might have died, flat reeks of rot
>>203522773wasn't worth posting in the old thread either
corr gearing up for a horrible wet weekend
>>203522737cool it with the anti semitic remarks
>>203522791!!
I just know my mum is going to be using a chatbot companion within the next few years and I don't know how to handle it
get wi-fi anywhere you go
well that's an ai generated reggie with a visible penis
>>203522773Wait huh but only americans have to pay for medical services……
>>203522780Oh excellent, if Israel is strong then we can stop supporting them, more money for me!
>>203522794hope ireland and wales absorb the brunt of it and nothing reaches me in London as per usual x
>>203522690the king. Although hes pretty end stage now I think.
>>203522700What's the difference between a real Cuban woman talking to me in the phone and a fake Cuban woman talking to me on the phone?
>>203522741
>>203522794yeah something else will explosively deepen as well this weekend x
>>203522794just gives me an excuse to spend the whole weekend sat inside doing fuck all like a loathesome slug
>>203522791um
business plan, British citizens pay no taxes but ethnic minorities pay 50% tax
......
>>203522560The Hamas leader was just offed now
>>203522819you can pay for private medical care herethe quality is largely the same as staff and facilities are shared idk how it works but it's much much faster
>>203522789yet you still replied. curious. >>203522819we have to pay to actually get treatment. especially for dental.
>>203522678dont worry they cant hurt you also this is a screen youre seeing this on it isnt real
noticed something interesting at the gym. all of the sad incel looking blokes or ethnics wear black socks almost always but all of the more attractive men wear white socks. what could explain this?
>>203522794The metoffice really needs to calm down with its alertsWe have a fucking yellow warning every week
>>203522794nova scotia mentioned
>>203522794Oh is it going to rain in Britain in autumn is it is it really
>>203522832mmhmm this x
>>203522859Pay with what? Their dole money?
Inside Liam Payne's tragic hotel room as photos show drugs, champagne and smashed TV
>>203522791Really funny one 190!! Haha! Porn! Mousey!
>>203522868>the quality is largely the same as staff and facilities are sharedOnly in some cases, there are plenty of dentists who do not accept NHS patients
miss being young and being able to get 3000kcal in every day for years without any visible effect on my waistlinenever knew how good i had it
>>203522908vro was smoking crack
>>203522922Londonpaki on a madone
>>203522922gchq got him
>>203522908mousey, what is in this picture?
>>203522908
Cant believe they did that
>>203522573https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GaGAJ4RXwAA4SNn?format=jpg
>>203522908>>203522952Hate people who do this. Just unnecessary. Should ALWAYS be courteous and tidy up after yourself.
>>203522984From the river to the ACK
>>203522988Kys
OCEAN MAN
>>203522817Where
>>203522922so were just allowed to post pictures of posts that clearly break the rules???
>>203522908for the non drugmongs here what was he doing? is it cocaine?
>>203523005Make sure you tidy up first though
>>203522935have to change your habitsI just do OMAD, have a big meal and maybe a cake afterwards and that's it, I'm pretty thin still
>>203523032
>>203523032Did you enjoy your chicken fried rice and apple strudle?
Started trying to conceal my presence when walking. Like going upstairs without a sound. Blending into the environment itself. Having no trace. All part of my assassin training.
Boyhussy
taking my bad mood out on others to make myself feel better
>>203522908what is the soap and top of the can for
>>203522984Is this Liam Payne?
the pale white sheet blankets the earthsmothering the fields of the great warabounded by dulled swords & battered shieldsimmortalised in the gore
>>203523018Has the Belgian flag ever made a post that didn't break the rulesThey don't exist
>>203522877incels are scared of wearing non black clothing, too much attention
>>203523060Calm down Tranny Chan
>>203522908>>203523022>>203523067crack cocaine :skull: :skull:
>>203523054get out of my head dpd
>>203523022looks like he was smoking something off the foil, so probably crack or freebase coke
Sweetpea In this miniseries, wallflower-turned-murderer Rhiannon Lewis (Ella Purnell) is passed over for a promotion, has a guy who won’t commit and must care for a sick father. One day she snaps. Will she be able to keep her new hobby under wraps?does not sound like a good excuse for murder
bro wtf
thought my mates gf had a lowkey crush on me but i asked her what she thinks of my body and she said she's never looked at itit's ogre
>>203523032How do you not get super angry 8 hours later?
The thread would improve drastically simply by the event of Spainnonce's death.Imagine that. All those people subconsciously wishing you stopped breathing every day.
>>203522908apparently it's methit's very popular in argentina and really easy to get just anywhere on the street
>>203523032I do OMAD too except and probably 1300-1600kcal on weekdaysbut I eat like a pig on Sat and Sun so it evens outStill lost a lot of weight although I was never more than skinny superfat
>>203523133cringe, you posted this already. she wasn't looking at your arse.
>>203522952do they send the bill to the estate after these events
>>203523139dunno only started doing it today
I wonder if smartschoolboy9 has something to do with the andrew gosden case. Andrew Gosden was a smart school boy.
Kys
>>203523166:L
>>203523121The ad unironically mentions 'manspreading' like it's 2013
I need to lose weight and nothing works only fasting and I don't wanna to that no more
>>203523167I wonder if they can charge the credit card on file knowing he is dead
MAYBE I'LL JUST HEAD BACK TO WEST VIRGINIA BY GOD
>>203523018what breaks the rules there
>>203523210Criticism of Israel obviously
>>203523180police are protecting him anyways so it doesn't matter
need a sainsburys gf
>>203523210disrespectful of other cultures
America has a mental illness epidemic
smartschoolboy9 is the new slender man for spoiled 12 year olds with iphonein terms of watching the mentally ill the current trend is to watch joshua block (an alcoholic) and daniel larson (a schizo)
>>203523067Top of the can goes over the candle like a make shift little stove.No idea what the soap is for. Probably just used it to bring drugs in. Cut some soap in half, scoop out space for your drugs, smooth it all back together in a sealed scent proof container that is normal for people to travel with.Or maybe he was cleaning his hands.
>>203523255
>>203523200i think they should as there is clearly about $500 worth of damage there
Ina's free x
Well Rorke? Awaiting your response…
>>203523267reckon it has something to do with mutilating baby boys?
last night a DJ raped my wife,last night a DJ raped my wife with his swollen cock
>>203523255why is she balding?
>>203523255One of the Tescohens near me always has these cute zoomer types on the tills, love a bit of small talk with them
Remembering when Belgium stopped spamming the thread just to go in an Israel thread and shill palestineAnd it was 100% him because i saw the threads and it was right in line with his posts on /brit/
>>203523269soap supposedly a base for crack cooking or summit
>>203523290what is the indigenous language of england
>>203523268but smartschoolboy is real you mong so there's no comparison to slendermong
>>203522868my dentist isn't accepting nhs patients. i don't think there are any dentists taking on nhs without referral and wait list. usually to get nhs you have to have continuity of service from being a kid or be a pregnant woman. and honestly i wouldn't trust the quality of it. a mate of mine is still on nhs since he was a kid, always been at the same dentists, but they fucked up an extraction on him and he got an eye infection. i neglected my teeth and need the treatment asap. its only right i pay and ive chosen to pay for quality. the dentist is good but im not thrilled about their bedside manner.
>>2035232849 days to get a work visa isn't too bad I suppose. Still want to know how they fucked it up in the first place
Losing my mind here
now that the leaders of hamas have been eliminated, israel can stop the war finally
>>203523325it's zoey
>Tescohen
>>203523255the new fit tesco zoomer girl fancies me
>>203523325hes certainly a strange individual
Afternoon lads x
>>203523290e) cousin marriage is actually a good thing
>>203523269maybe used the soap to wash himself with
iamanaardvark*meeshes around you*
>>203523190reducing carb intake significantly and increasing protein (not some retarded shit like keto but say aiming for 50g carbs 50g protein a day) will lose some weightidk h ow you get below like 14% bf tho i have really hit a wall there
>>203523383he was trying to get clean
>203523373Not Spanish. Not even in Spain. Kys.
>>203523368DO NOT look up where the name comes from
>>203523344old brythonic was spoken here before english but the statement kind of falls flat cause there was no “england” before the anglo saxons it was all different celtic tribes and kingdoms
my passport expires at the end of the month, can't be arsed to renew it yet, is there any difference in cost or time if I do it now versus in a month or so?
>>203523257i have not been banned for that in at least 6 years refuse to believe it still happens. i remember the last time was when i upset an irish fellow. you don't even seem to get banned for the n word anymore. the only enforced rules on this board are no nsfw (which eventually gets taken down after the janman has wanked to it for 45 minutes) and don't threaten to actually do anything or the police will show up
Gums are still sore and swollen.
>>203523410and your balls?
>>203523401oh...
>>203522879they've got fit forcasters
>>203523410Kys
Would you rather:A: £350 millionB: kill all jews
>>203523409I've been banned loads of times for racism and disrespecting other cultures
>>203523340strange how this stays up
>>203523417Can't feel them.
>>203523417
>>203523290the normans replaced the english rulers, not the commoners
>>203523399I am in Spain mate
burritos for tea
>>203523444shut up zoey
>>203523466Kys
>>203523433I mean what can you even really buy with £350 million these days
>>203523459who axed
>>203523472Stop being an angry schizo mate your life will improve dramatically
>>203523180Andrew Gosden is dead. I'm sorry to say it because I feel for his family. But no way that kid was equipped to pull a disappearing act and still be successfully under the radar today. Being clever at school isnt enough to explain his disappearance. The kid is dead and probably murdered by someone who is connected and protected.
>>203523511hows the holiday with the rents going?
>>203523467>look inside>fajita
>>203523345not real you idiot
>>203523499mortgage deposit for a studio probably
>>203523511Kys
>>203523349biboo's moving to japan, maybe there was a mix up involving their applications
Sucking a fag
Please explain yourselfs.
>>203523549Kys
I dress up in designer just to sit and post here
stephen fry thinks he's a genius for hosting a game show
Going to have a nap de lads. Will that be alright with you de lads? Course it's alright with you de lads.
>>203523540rice and beans = burrito
>>203523582neither of those men are british
>>203523582haha :)
>>203523582my hair is shoulder length but I have an undercut on the sides too, not too high. has a pretty piratey type of look.
just messaged my oldest friend happy birthdaynot spending it with him as he got a gf
>>203523582Kys
>>203523535my willy is that size
might become a vtuber and put on a girls voice to make as much money as possible
>>203523590
Gonna have a nice yoggy x
>>203523403I don't think there is a difference in cost but its surprisingly easy to renew these days and if you put it off too long you might end up paying more because they might put the price up again. Happened to me because I was too lazy to renew it, think I ended up paying an extra 20 quid by the time I got around to it. And with the government penny pinching id be shocked if they dont put it up again.
>>203523611Kys
>>203523657not nice of you is it
Dadberg makes "tacos" but it's just unseasoned boiled mince, raw onions and peppers shoved inside pitta bread.Don't have the heart to tell him it's the most disgusting meal I've ever had in my life.
People say exercise doesn't help weight loss but I feel like it's the only thing that works otherwise I don't lose anything. If I just eat less my body just opts to shut shit down instead.
might become omnipotent
it's over for rorkette
>>203523649Kys
fucked itabsolutely, well and truly, fucked it
>>203523671love this tbqh, hate the fucking oriental seasoning shit mumberg has to put on everything
>>203523691What have you done
>>203523582id like to wear a flat cap but 1. im not balding yet and 2. peaky blinders made it a homo fashion statement and i dont want to be mistaken for following trends.
>>203523691whatve you done now pet
>>203523677you're eating too little thenif you go from 2,000 cal to 500 a day your body will go into starvation modeyou need to go from 2,000 to 1,800, to 1,600 and so on
>>203523677>People say exercise doesn't help weight lossno one says this
>>203523680doubt it
Need a childminder wife
lads how do i search a phrase or a group of words on desuarchive? the exact phrase or group of words in a specific order
>>203523683Hahahaha its like le 1984 xD like.the Covid shit that wassooooo funny and normalised and just the best times
i would be thin if i didnt drink beers every day
>>203523519likely buggered to death
>>203523677only fat fucks say that
might become impotent
Nish Kumar
>>203523732
>>203523683Based now he can move that Ukranian lass into the main house
would be fit and healthy if I didn't stuff my fat fucking face all day every day
>>203523739by sir kier starmer
>>203523731>>203523757>>203523769Kys
Sir Air Fryer
>>203523671it's not a memeolder british people don't season dey foodprobably a hangover from the war but boomers don't put any sort of flavour in their food whatsoever
miss old ladies calling me pet, flower, love i miss the north
>>203523711>starvation modebullshit for most people, also nobody is really going to 500 per day>>203523677you are underestimating the amount of food you are consuming, it's that simple. activity definitely helps but it's not needed at all. t. 2st down in 6 months on my first actual cut
got the boris on
>>203523744heard you were moving to japan
>>203523797the fate of all irish diaspora women
>>203523807i eat 500 a day for half the week lolt. 5'7 ,55kg
>50 years to Griffindoor
>>203523833no I'm moving to NYC now but I need to get a job first
>>203523757love this
>>203523843>5'7, 55kgwhy?
>>203523797could never be famous, me. ego couldn't handle this kind of abuse just for existing.
>>203522573Blurring out their big noses
>>203523870what you mean
>>203523844this pic aroused my attention
anyone here on track to be a high net worth individual
>>203523671>>203523802i didn't have seasoned chicken nor seasoned potatoes until i was 25. mum had never once, ever put seasoning on food during the cooking process, just a sprinkle of salt once things were on the plate. now every time i go round for sunday dinner, i have to cook it lol
>>203523844>YWN take her out on the lake with a cooler of lite beersWhy even live
>>203523683childminder is what
>>203523825ah yes, noise music. would rather listen to the real Boris (johnson that is)
>>203523894why are you so small? I'm assuming you are man right?
last night a DJ gaped my wife
>>203523949idk why im so short genes i guessmy weight is because i dont like working out but i dont want to be fat
buffet had roughly 1M USD at age 30. Both Buffett and Bezos weren't *that* rich at 30only zuck truly made his billions early on
>>203523924it's actually mental how much better food can taste than the shit most of parents chucked on our plates
>Boyhood movie talking about making them making another star wars>2014RIP
>>203523804there there pet *rubs your head* its ok flower *gives your forehead a kid* you'll always be welcome up north, love
um
The proto-gf keeps sending me shit Instagram reels
I don't get it he said he was soberI feel celebs are being targeted more like they did the friends guy
>>203523978>Boyhood moviejesus what a shit tier production absolute slog to sit through >i-it took 14 years to make!! yea, and it shows
*opens /brit/'s door**throws a nostalgia flashbang inside*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw*closes the door and runs away*
>>203523924My mum shouted at me once because she saw me cooking pasta and putting salt in the water. She told me I was going to get diabetes with that much salt.Daft cow.
>>203523976you have your tastebuds fried, retards. salt and pepper is great and literally all you need.
>>203523976used to think i was one of them autistic lads who couldn't eat veggies because of their autism but it turns out that just boiling frozen veggies and chucking the mushy result on a plate is just fucking horrid and broccoli done in a pan with a touch of honey is actually lovely.>>203524047lad, we're saying our parents didn't even use salt and pepper during the cooking process.
>>203523974steve jobs was worth like 100 millioni think bill gates was worth more
>>203524019>he said he was sobermust have been the first time an addict lied about being sober
Hang on a minute, the cuckposter HATES Israel?! What a twist! It's like a Hollywood movie!
feels like a friday
>>203523290"They" love shit like this. Its like saying football isnt part of brazilian culture because actually it was invented in industrial Britain
>>203523974and now what yo dick aint work no mo, dem billions are meaningless
>>203523974I have as much money as Warren Buffett. (Age 14)
>>203523757omds
>>203524078Um actually football is a pure Chinese invention, Rorke
>>203524095how did buffett have 5k at age 14back then 5k was much more than today
>>203524073must just be a turd worlder then
>>203524062I cannot eat supermarket veg now that I have grown my ownit literally tastes like cardboard in comparison
>>203523844she got chinned by our slag
>>203523797normies are horrible
if you think about it if jewishness get passed down through the mother and jews everywhere resemble their host country that means their mothers and grand mothers were getting breed by that race
my dad has like 9 pensions and I don't know how the fuck to sort any of this shit out I thought just take it all at the same time but apparently that's the worst thing to do by far
>>203524157>jews everywhere resemble their host countryah, no mate, no they dont
>>203523797I remember seeing this for the time and feeling really sad for her.She just wanted to share her cooking ;_;
>>203524063>In 1978, at age 23, Jobs was worth over $1 million (equivalent to $4.67 million in 2023). By age 25, his net worth grew to an estimated $250 million (equivalent to $838 million in 2023).InterestingJobs only made his money through apple right? Didn't realize he started so young >Schieble requested that her son be adopted by college graduates. A lawyer and his wife were selected, but they withdrew after discovering that the baby was a boy, so Jobs was instead adopted by Paul Reinhold and Clara (née Hagopian) Jobs. Paul Jobs, an American of German descent, was the son of a dairy farmer from Washington County, Wisconsin. After dropping out of high school, he worked as a mechanic, then joined the US Coast Guard. When his ship was decommissioned at San Francisco, he bet he could find a wife within two weeks. He then met Clara Hagopian, an American of Armenian descent, and the two were engaged ten days later, in March 1946, and married that same yearsee this is what having a chad as a father will do to youanyone raised by an absolute chad will succeed in life
>>203524132Just a 14 year old with 90 grand. Sold a lot of lemonade. Don't worry about it.
>>203524134how do you manage such a poor crop job
>>203524174that's cuz the taxman is always lurking. waiting to steal it all back.
>>203524187jobs was lucky to have wozniaki who was a genuine technical genius at that timejobs was just a marketer
>>203524196LOL
I wonder when I lost my desire to lift weights used to love doing it. 30 is different
ain't no god in mexico
>>203524196A million in 1960 was a shit ton too
>>203524063jobs was a millionaire success before gates and at an earlier age>In 1978, at age 23, Jobs was worth over $1 million (equivalent to $4.67 million in 2023). By age 25, his net worth grew to an estimated $250 million (equivalent to $838 million in 2023).
>>203524132He wrote Cheeseburgers in Paradise when he was 13.
>>203524227good marketer though doubt some sperg would have got apple to where it is by himself
>>203524246>>203524187Gates got really rich with the DOS IBM deal that which I think was 1980 which was much later than JobsAlso Gates stole it all from Gary Kildall who was also very rich and owned multiple jets before throwing it all away
im not making the new. every time i make one someone else posts a new before i can post mine.
>>203524246jobs was an actual innovator thoughgates just pushed shitty spyware on behalf of the government
>>203524174You can transfer them, I did that when I realised I had three and just put it into my current jobs one, if my next job has a different one I'll might just transfer into that desu
>>203524320gates was more of an innovator than jobsjobs had zero technical skills
>>203524273>>203524302>>203524241do brits have any entrepreneur figures that they aspire to be? why doesn't the UK have anything like the silicon valley / SF startup scene?
cor blimey lads lots of tits in /ita/
>>203524317you'll make the fucking new and you'll do it right fucking now you insolent twerp
>>203524339steve allen did everything Gates just sold it
>>203524350links to em
are you arguing about who was the better geek of the bunch? LOL
ATTENTION ALL: DO NOT LSITEN TO THIS MAN>>203524350DO NOT GOT TO /ita/ THERE IS CP BEING POSTED
>>203524345we're too small and poorwe don't have american defence spending which creates many of these great technologies
off to /ita/
>>203524385>>203524385>>203524385
>>203524374https://is2.4chan.org/int/1729179390528805.webm
>>203524365same with wozniak
>>203524409oh wqow
>>203524409firs thing I noticed was her cross x
>>203524345Before 1980s entrepreneurs were seen as new money and not good. Going into business for money was genuinely seen as not suitable for a gentleman. Remember watching a US programme about UK in the 80s interviewing some public school kids and all of them turned their noses up at business
>>203522826Why would we stop selling weapons to them? Pleased return to islamabad
