hobgob edish
>>203536644>the s-curve ive been talking aboutProbably the gayest post in /brit/ history
how do you see what the trip turns into without posting
>>203536749and worse, canadian
the mum off friday night dinner looks just like my mum when she was young and fit
>>203536768fucking horrid
why is olive oil still so expensive?
Anyone remember their first post on /brit/?What was it?
Iran (and by extension, Hezbollah) supports trans rights, treats trans women the same as cis women. The UK does not.Makes you think...
Should you have to take a test to use the internet?
>>203536768bro started analysing a dick's angle like he was in a maths exam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lRSnw8IPjI
keep reading suicide websites and thinking about it too much then catch myself doing it and ask myself what the fuck am I doing and then somehow lose the depressive urge to do it
>>203536810something about the cronem
>wahh wahh im gonna filter you im gonna filter youuuuthen do it faggot stop pretending you're going to you've been saying this for years now yet still get mad about leaf posts
>>203536826What do you propose should be in this test?
>>203536841lump between his balls and arsehole larry
Imagine being obese and a carb addicted fool who sits in this general 24/7 lmaoHis only source of entertainment are the characters he playsHope you pay your taxes, you need to pay the food bill for him
Nuke America so they can have a chance of creating something genuine and historical instead of doing shit like this everywhere
>>203536810>>9846393
>>203536867whatever filters out the brain damaged interracial spammers
>>203536810Probably some boring blogpost
everyone's just a bit excited because a lad from one direction has died
All I've eaten today is 2 Greggs vegan sausage rolls and a tin of beans.What about you?
190 is GAY and SHORT
>>203536671I find them a bit bizarre, I don’t really get what they get out of spamming the thread 24/7. But tbf I get that’s a bit hypocritical coming from me. I don’t really care that much either way though, if you are so invested in this thread that things on here genuinely piss you off you have no life lol
Disgusting obese sack of lard Useless waste of oxygen who's death would benefit everyone, even strangers online How sad is that
>>203536804>>203536900>>203536859All day. Every day. God almighty i come at any time and hes doing it.Actually fucking sickening
>>203536919Mental how big they are
>>203536879
britchan.neti'm not allowed in, but it can't be worse than here
>>203536938toast, then cheesy beans on toast at lunch, and a pizza for dinner
>>203536802It's a racket controlled by the Pope.
>>203536968Your whole world you sad act
Spainmong literally needs a bolt of lightning to kill him as soon as he crawls out of his basement
>>203536802It isn't
>>203536954yeah you find your own posts a bit bizarre? mad
>>203536810something about poo probably aha
>>203536954You're always so calm, cool, and collected.
Some of you cunts give me the fear man
don't know why I keep going it would be so easy to just end it but so hard at the same time
>>203537006Literally not me lad but tbf I don’t blame you for thinking it, I did kind of bring that on myself
>>203536954You are utterly demented.You are like everything wrong with everything, if that even makes any sense.Well done, you won, you enlightened me to just how far some people can fall off.
>>203536954Why dont you use your trip
Right, I'm done. Praying to every God under the Sun that every /brit/ porn spammer poster dies in the next 5 minutes.Time to let the big man in the Sky deal with them. We'll see if it works.
Will you all finally admit that it is mental how badly I mindraped him?
Is life really a zero-sum game? I am not convinced.
>>203537053it got perm banned because he posted cp on /sp/ during the euros
Nobody calls me stupid or inane when the porn addicts spam the thread.Every cloud has a silver lining I suppose.
>>203537062Good lad
>>203537062Waiting
>>203536968Why do you have so many pictures of little children on your devices?
turn on vpnannoy people to the point of getting this flag filtered by most usershe leaves due to no attentionback to normal
just spent an hour and half talking about films with my dad. was nice. the trick was apparently just talking about all the old films i've seen lol.
fish and a rice cake. then i'll have me fishand a rice cake
>>203537038stop playing games you low IQ obese troglodyte a normal poster wouldn't think they're "a bit bizarre" but extremely annoying
>>203537100>trying to reason with heathermong
>>203537108good, better than being on /brit/ getting spammed by sick freaks
>>203537034Sometimes I wonder how they got here. Are they posters who have been posting in /brit/ since 2013 and have just gone insane due to ongoing neetdom and/or virginity? Or are they new schizos who have blown in from /r9k/ and /b/? Would be legitimately fascinated with who they are and how they became this way.
how is one supposed to store bananas? i got a bunch of bananas which were yellow and put them in my cupboard and the next day they were all spotty now 4 days later the last ones have started to open up
>>203537088He must do this when its 9pm because thats prime time or something.The thing is hes here all day and just turns it up a level at certain times, honestly just bizarre, how can you live like this? I honestly think he must have a carer or something
>>203537135Yh
>>203537133yeah /brit/'s demented these days. there's like 6 posters and 4 of them are the same fella.
/brit/ is a government programme for keeping tabs on you and driving you insane
>>203536802wildfires damaged a lot of the trees
>>203537152you buy the green ones. don't buy the yellow ones.
just remember the mongs on here complaining about quality are the same mongs that post about their poo every morning
I am among the most annoying most retarded most gay obsessed boring dickheads this thread has ever seen and yet I am still a tall handsome shagger big cocked wealthy homeowner
Mad how he used to call me heathermong just for making new threads before him
>>203537135Yeah hard to say, but it's a good question. Undoubtedly you'll have migrants from /pol/ and /r9k/. I am beginning to think AI is involved somehow.
>>203537152up the bum
>>203537163Hehehehehhe
Diego Day tomorrow
MOUSENONCE, I SPEAK YOUR NAMEBEND TO MY WILLAWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER
how is it possible to be so needy
>>203537108watched death wish 3 with my da last week
>>203537192least mentally ill dtfic post
cant wait to have a daughter
>call on God to kill the porn spammers >it stopsuhm, atheistmongs????
>>203537181oh really? they go that quick?
>>203537152Banana hook in the open so the ethylene gas they emit doesn't make them ripen faster
>>203537152buy green bananas and only 2 at a time
filtering everyone except methat way i know that the thread is of good quality
>>203537235
Reminder "heathermong" is a combination of Spainmongs racial/political obsessions + any other poster that isnt him who he dislikes
LORD TOBIAS, ARISE!VANQUISH THY ENEMIESSMITE THOSE EVIL DOERS WHO SPAM THY GENERAL
>>203537224he's a /cum/boy nowshouldn't have mistreated him so
>>203537231oul' charlie boy sure hated them browns and blacks haha. is death wish 3 the daughter rape one?
leave /brit/ to the schizos and mentally illlet them live in their own feces and rubbish
there is no such thing as "filtering". You cannot "filter" posts. Its a meme, like when people used to post sage in threads and neko in the options field. It does nothing.
>>203537135One time a few years ago I got "done" something fierce while shitfaced and spent like 40 minutes spamming /brit/ with tranny shite. I regret what I did and haven't done it since. But I can imagine some sad bitter little twerp who gets routinely sent flying "snapping" as it were. It's a pretty fun feeling until you take a minute to reflect and realise how pathetic what you're doing is.
>>203537281filtered
>Watching this film for the first time>They mention the prospect of a new Star Wars movie>film released in 2014 despite being 12 years in the makingThats a bit cursed
all just a chinese psyop innit
>>203537224cockmogs me
>so dis yo first time at da gherkin?
Mousey flicking on the kettle and firing up a food review video
>>203537311the psyops are all from five eyes
>>203537317that cunt on the right is a midget
>haha dude I just spent nearly an hour spamming trannies xDStop replying to yourself fat cunt
>>203537310Seen it. It was meh
lads, i've got a confession to make.i've never eaten a sausage roll.
>>203537222great, as if things here cant get any worse that nonce is due in tomorrow
>>203537267Yank owned mousebussy >.<
>>203537152just leave them on the bench me. when they're spotty, that means they're perfectly ripe
>>203537240>>203537242thanks for the banana knowledge
>>203537349bollocks
feel like im a prime example of the bystander effect
buy ethylene online
>>203537292You should be euthanized
>>203537310ten years already? time flies
>>203537351Diego is what /brit/ makes him Just don't talk about his imaginary friend in the sky and he'll be fine
>>203537231i love death wish but 3 is the weakest in the series in my opinion
If youre gonna force all these cuckold and generally shit memes atleast do some good onesAdam cant have any more than 105 IQ
>>203537271no that's the 2nd one this is a taste of the 3rdhttps://youtu.be/LvSwpljtxlg
>>203537373i'm afraid it's true. i associate them with brown sauce and i dont like brown sauce and so i've never eaten one. other things i've never had include:>tea>a fry>fish and chips
>>203537349Jewish?
>>203537412refer to>>203537373
i thought diego was supposed to be spainnonce? who the actual fuck is diego
>>203537369no problem. not a big fan of apples so i eat a banana every day but only like them when they are just ripe, if they get black spots or split i dont like them anymore.
>>203537411Please just fucking DIE ALREADY
Need shoe recs
>>203537413no, just got food autism
>>203536810I asked you guys if you thought Wallace from Wallace & Gromit has a BWC
>>203537231i liked the Death Wish remake with brucey willis
>>203537427mmhmm hahahaha
>>203537412i dont believe anyonehas never had fish and chips wtf
trying to find a new hobbyany suggestions?
>>203537405it's very quotable and hammy fun
firing up the tor browser
here lies a yanknever scranned
>>203537427>>203537464go make a discord to talk to each other in
>>203537477Learn Esperanto.
>>203537477cooking is fun and rewarding
>>203537485what for?
>>203537467same thing as before. i associate fish and chips with vinegar and i dont like vinegar and so i have never had fish and chips.
>>203537467I've never ordered fish and chips from a chippy. There's always been something else on the menu I prefer
The six million
>>203537438He was a poster that used a name every Friday for years then stopped posting here and now the parasite pretends to be him for yous All lowercase, posts pop music videos, argues about Christianity all the time in a standoffish manner, etc. Allegedly looked like Diego Rivera but short, also allegedly a landlord in London, real name Spencer
>>203537477Waterboarding
>>203537481its fun im just saying i think its the weakest in the series
>>203537349i dont eat sausage rolls or pies with sauceyeah im a freak i know
>>203537505prefer not to say
>>203537477Birdwatching, photography, woodworking, reading, coin collecting, stamp collecting
>>203537477do you want it to be something that gets you out of the house or something you can do when the weather's shite that isn't just browsing the internet?
>>203537385Dunno what you mean by that
>>203537477You're on /int/ so I'd wager learning some sort of language might be fun for you
>>203537530nonce
Notice how both the UK and Belgian porn spammers return at the same time?
>>203537550both. need to start multiple hobbies as i dont really do anything desu
>>203537411>>203537427>>203537464>>203537536>>203537543Hows the wife spainlad? Going to the beach tomorrow?
>>203537520You sound schizo as fuck. Half of those are me. Your pattern recognition is atrocious.
>enter pro-Israel thread>Latvian, Polish, Ukrainian, American, Romanian, and Swedish flags everywhere, gorepostingMakes you think.
>>203537516... at a chippy? wut
>>203537582Haha
asking my cuban gf what hobbies would be good to pick up so i can tell that lad the suggestions
Mad how mousenonce was right about Spainlard being a gimmick parasite/necromancer
>>203537599Yes? Does your chippy literally only sell fish and chips or something?
asking my guatamalan gf what hobbies would be good to pick up so i can tell that lad the suggestions
is birdwatching in the uk good? i have never seen a bird out in the wild that has interested me. but when i was on holiday in america i did...
feel like
whatever happened to the dutch interracial poster
>>203537597Mad how theyre trying to psyop me into being both Pro Israel and Pro Russia
Buying a one way ticket to Nicaragua You lads want owt?
>>203537637fish and chips is clearly the reason u go to a chippi eunelss it's a shite one
>>203537520lived in hampstead too in a big house
>>203537668I am pro Russia and Palestine.
>>203537671Take Spaino with you
>>203537614>>203537644I am without a latina to join in with
>>203537628 He began using a Canadian VPN to tear us apart
>>203537477cuban gf says you should pick up salsa, dominoes and cooking. hope this helps mate. she recommends trying a nice ropa vieja or tostones recipe.
>>203537662Not sure what this image depicts
>>203537569I've noticed, we've all noticed. But who do we know who's sad and lonely enough to spam an anonymous general all day with a VPN?
Love RussiaLove IranLove ChinaLove North KoreaLove CubaLove VietnamSimple as
>>203537665>>203537662>*lispy manchild pedophile voice*>MUMMMY MUMMYY LOOK I JUST TYPED THE CAPTCHA IN TWICE IM SO CLEVER
>>203537673Most of the chippys here are ran by the chinese and egg fried rice tastes better than chips
heard they killed the lad from one direction and feasted on his flesh in all around satanic ritualsad day
>he has to use captcha to postDEARY ME IMAGINE BEING SAT THERE ONA THURSDAY NIGHT READING THAT SHITE LMAO
i might learn how to draw. that'd be a good hobby. would be fun to draw little characters for the gf.
Subconsciously hate Spain And same for BelgiumHate CanadaHate NetherlandsThanks alot spainCUNT
>>203537673what about chicken goujons or sausage and chip or a curry half n half or a gravy chip?
>>203537717Mental how there is only one autistic incel that does this on 4chan
>>203537769>pass user since 2017omdz he doesn't know there's captcha solvers nowadays
dont get me wrong spainnonce is obnoxious, but the little freak who CONSTANTLY talks about him ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND ACCUSES EVERYBODY OF BEING HIM needs to be shot dead pronto
>>203537723Powerful post
>paying for captcha solverlol
Every post is his at this point. Hes getting so giddy doing this, he just cant help himself. He probably convinced himself him talking to himself isnt even him anymore.
Got lots of mouth ulcers cause I don't sleep or eat my greens
started Smallville from where l dropped it first time round. The paramedic was Doomsday the whole time what a twist
This is spainnonce I can tell
i have a confession to makei am the singular braldeyposter
>>203537824its free mongboy
Would like to remind you all that my webm of a peng naked lady got nuked by the janny in under 2 minutes and now I have a 3 day ban on my wifi. Meanwhile Heathermong and Spainnonce have been spamming this thread for almost 3 hours now.
Honestly hilarious how Israel had to call in an airstrike/tank to kill the Gaza leader who was fighting on the battlefield
>>203537648bird watching as a hobby in general is quite good i find. you can take it as casually or as seriously as you like, you can do it solitary or try find some friends and for the most part people are pretty friendly and welcoming in it
>>203537748grim afonly whites here>>203537791lmao go mcdonalds you grim freak
>>203537864pass isn'twas struggling to word it so I wouldn't get this response
>>203537871I don't get it. What's hilarious about that?
>he cant afford £20 for one year on the website he spends the vast majority of his neet life onyou do you lil nig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DR84Tmveowould it be weird as a male to start crocheting?
Just realised that I'm actually quite stupid
>>203537889go to mcdonalds for a curry half n half? what are you on about
>bragging about paying for 4chanand i thought I was the most retarded leaf here
>They reportedly gave a standing ovation as the van carrying Payne's body was driven away from the hotel, lit candles and wept before dispersing
>>203537899Shows how cowardly they are. They're only good at bombing from afar.
>>203537905you need to remember that literally everything is in the male domain and women merely stole it. you think a woman invented crocheting? no chance.
>>203537869>Heathermong and SpainnonceNot even different people anymore, maybe heathermong was another person once upon a time... who knows
>>203537872I like going out looking at birdsMental how detailed some blokes get about it but they're still good lads
>>203537848*heroically stands on a table as the guards are about to take you away*NO I AM THE SINGULAR BRADLEY POSTER
>>203537948Still don't get it. What's the punchline?
People who work in military and spy roles helping Israel have to be the most soulless sociopathic freaks on the planet.
business idea: make a trip called spainlad and heathermong and really mess with the mental health of the mong detective on here constantly talking about them
combine bird watching with journaling
Im off to take a shit, have fun in the VPN dollhouse.Oh and the Israel shite, that can get nuked too please.
>>203537910state of you going to fishies to eat like a child
>>203537944meanwhile his gf receiving favela luv rn
>>203537872That some sort of nightjar?
The completely neutral "Canadian" who shows up to say "heathermong" randomly and samefag for Spaino. Yeh that one.
business idea: have a wank
Got a lot of sympathy for the Palestinians. Can't even imagine how harrowing it must be to be replaced in your own lands by a hostile people with an incompatible culture completely against the wishes of the natives.
>>203538030With Jews, you lose
Uhhhhh lads why has Sydney Sweeney gone buff?
>>203538013what ARE you on about?
>>203537960*pulls down your trousers and exposes your tiny one inch wonder to the rest of the thread*
Give everyone name on anonymous thread. Then play dollhouse.
>>203537477start bowls now and you'll be shit hot by the time you're old
>>203538028trying to get an edge going to I shan't
ello chaps
he has an entire cast of /brit/ characters he's made up in his head
>>203538020yep its a tawny frogmouth which is pretty much just a nightjar
I'm real though
Landlordberg informed me today that rent will increase 74% next month
>>203538026heathermong
>>203538030Love the veiled sarcasm of this post.
>>203538000Not informed enough on birds to do that. Journal entries would just be:>saw a few brown birds with big beaks>saw a white one but it wasn't a swan>threw some bread at some ducks
Esoteric Bronze Age Zionism
>>203538117Why's that then
/brit/ becoming a shithole mirrors Britain
https://youtu.be/ZlbxNeOmjEE
Kek Imagine being Liam in heaven, finally being given more press and attention than Zayn and Harry and the Jews put the death of some other faggot onto the front page
>>203538154Is this work safe
deeply regretted that wank. one day i'll see the inside of a prison cell
At a large dinner then fell asleep midwankJust woke up. Fear I may have buggered up tonight's sleep.
>>203538175there's a nobule in it, so no. and that's before they start murdering people
>>203538064uve been done childoid
>>203538174
>>203538177It's not funny to joke about what you're implying
Mental how fucking tired I am all of the time
peng straight porn=BANgay nigger spamming=nothing...???
>>203538218LOLthe fact they felt the need to say that makes it so bad omg
Brush my teeth twice a day and have done for years, but they're still yellow. How come?
>>203538174>in heavenlol no
When he hit the ground I guess you could say Liam was.....in payne
might post it again
>>203538218LOL
>>203538218scrobmilin
im sorry
wait so, kids allegedly cannot consent but their testimony is considered gospel in a court of law?
libertarians be like yeah we should legalize drugs and let all those crooked pharmaceutical megacorps sell heroin too!
ah... hello all
Reading some of my most mentally ill posts right now lol
>>203538251diet and genetics
You lot are funnyFunny guys
Liam Payne was based.Literally. He was freebasing cocaine.
>>203538285it's time to stop
>>203538251Teeth are naturally yellowish, stop listening to the yanks trying to sell you bleach to pour in your gob
>>203538141gotta start somewhere mate
Just did a poo
>>203538280what for lad
>>203538326woke
get my steps in today, bail conditions say im not allowed out after 9pm
Limmy analyses Liam Payne's downfall
whole lotta [Deleted] ITT
>>203538352all me
I feel like that other leaf is ramping up to post something really bad so I'm leaving to go play yugioh
>>203538154Zionism is British so yeah
*pins to /brit/*
>>203538290THERE HE IS
Love dossing about. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
>>203538388
you what
>>203538218>Visegrad 24Would genuinely love to see the Polish cunts who run that Katyn'd
>>203538401Scran desu
um
>>203538388i like that image ...
>>203538415how's it going lad
>>203538448why
>>203538401The reaction that men have to this (revulsion) is what women feel about most dick pics
>the day the war in Ukraine started >Russian and Ukrainian version of fortunate son was made
carry on my fortunate son
>>203538348link?>>203538300i dont get ityou have everything in the world materialllywhy ruing yourself on drugsmakes no fucking senseyou can do anything you want go anywhere. buy anything. loadedyet you waste on drugsidiots
fortunate 12 year ols daughter
>>203538491>you have everything in the world materialllyincluding drugs
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ6aLdGFzdY
>>203538491nice reddit spaces mate
>>203538472nice colours and font, iconic rose
>>203538476Grappa Krovi
>>203538524why were you posting porn earlier
>>203538491bizarro 190
>>203538539?
>>203538491ok
>>203538540190 is a well known bag loverHe'd support him
rich celebrities COULD be using their fast fortunes restoring steam locomotives for the masses to enjoy, but instead they waste it on drugscrying shame
>>203538528Nah someone did a cover to fortunate son in both languages then it was banned in Russia
*bizarrisch
NEW>>203538570>>203538570>>203538570
>>203538552>>203536644this was you
