Grinch edition
Get him booked.
Doing the gay hand gesture thing
makes you think doesnt it
anyone got an archive link to the original non-conscious cucknadian post?
Got the gay jumper on
ash sarkar on qt tonight de lads
>>203538600wtf i love poccner now
>>203538630TRVKE
I am concerned for dear Elizabeth... I fear the poor lass has come down with scarlet fever.
found it >>176485608
>>203538457Brill, mate, thanks for asking. And yourself?
Any 'ruined my life' man in?
>>203538600now post price of McDonaldsthat's what I thought
>>203538693its not possible to ruin your life
our megan
>>203538605https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/176484098/#q176485608
>>203538708nice paintings who is it
Would the reader judge me ill if I confess to indulging, perhaps too much, in scotch
never saw the appeal to whisk- I mean...scotch hehe
/brit/ for the British, shan't be having any leaves coming in to post Russian propaganda
>>203538717are megan
Do put on your jumper, love. It's frightfully cold out.
why is putin so based lads?
>>203538747and her last name?
>>203538763Doesn't bear thinking about
>>203538693my theory is that it's everyone else's fault instead of mine
autumn blast of leaves
katy cuddling up to her warm black king
Goodnight everyone I hope you all have an incredible sleep Winter is coming and people will feel the coldBut you will warm them with your smile and your fabulous heartThat’s how much you mean to people around youKeep going
POUTINE not putin ok?
thar's gold in them hills!
Darling, you've scarcely touched your crumpets. Are you feeling quite all right?
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER
>>203538778fox
>>203538706how
this is a picture of one of my mice, marizpan, or simply marzi, so called on account of his colouring. as you can see he is playing with a large satsuma toy outside a gingerbread house that i made for him and his mates
>>203538833Everybody has an innate sense of resistance to life's challenges. There is never a time where your life is permanently ruined. There is always tomorrow and there is always light at the end of the tunnel. You'll be alright son
>>203538880feed him to a snake
ever since i automated my lights, i've slept much better. creating a "sunset" as the day winds down is perfect for the brain.
>>203538880hope a cat tears his guts out while he's still alivevermin
bradley walsh
>>203538908you are still staring at a screen
My kitty caught a lizard today.
>>203538908how'd you do that then
>>203538887I hope so. Thanks.
quite like these anticol cough lollies. not as yummy as soothers or butter menthols but when you get to the gooey centre it really hits you and actually makes me feel better
>>203539007am i supposed to know what any of these weird big pharma words are? fucking speak English you little spaz
>>203538880he's a "yankified runt" is he
what is it lads?
>>203539031piss off spainmong or whatever they call you
>>203538693big yh
Fucking bitch.
Just scranned a whole block of Cathedral City. Need to re-evaluate my entire life I think.
https://youtu.be/ZlbxNeOmjEE
>>203539069poo
>>203539124hmm
Power vacuum in Gaza. What if a few /brit/ LADS got in there and made ourselves kings?They are a low IQ monkey like people who would make for decent slaves and manual workers. We make peace with the Jews and rule with an iron fist
going to a travis scott rap concert tonight because my mate invited me. i dont know any of the songs but i might eat some mushrooms to enhance the experience
>>203539145If it means we don't have to read your boring political blogs anymore then yes please go.
0.8D now
>>203539069Hopefully something that kills everyone in the middle eastNothing personal, they just cause trouble
>>203539186>travis scott rap concertDo NOT go!!! His concerts are a Satanic ritual. People died at one of them.
>>203538880That's a pumpkin you twat
What a time to be alive
God I am a pathetic loserSo fucking over it's not even funny
from the screento the ringto the pento the king
>>203539263ktim
>>203538905>>203538919
>>203539253i know im actually a bit scared about dying and being serenaded in auto tune but i dont have many friends so when one of them invites me to something i jump at the opportunity
>>203539263
5D
>>203539306Mental how the "Pillars of Islam" don't even exist in the Quran
>203539139
>>203539301Why do your friends listen to that awful "music"My friend likes Kraftwerk, Ween, and Boredoms.
>>203539352So what
>>203539374Supposedly they only follow the Quran
billions must die/brit/ lads first
>>203539397No they follow the Quran and the hadiths.
>>203539422All the same shiteGet em all out
>>203538980>>203539074Cool pictures
if it's hip, it's here
is it worth getting 1 million subs on youtube if your wife your mum and your crazy neighbour have to die for it?
>>203539487Thanks me matey
>>203539504the question every zoomer has asked themselves
Karen didn’t want her photo taken with me but she couldn’t escape lol
looked like a right saddo at the pub beforelol should have seen me right little cunt
>>203539370they are n*rmiesi listen to sunny day real estate and the brave little abacus
>>203539563alri lake mungo
I can read about 25 pages a day of a book. So a 300 page book takes me about 2 weeks to finish. Is that a good or bad amount?
>>203539584mungo men are the true inhabitants of australia and are likely analogue with atlanteans
>>203539606dreadful, yet far superior to me
>>203539553saddo or brooding and mysterious? >rum and coke, hold the rum
>>203538570My dad is a faggot >You can't travel and free time as a plumber!!!>Be a accountant
>>203539654Like father like son (both retarded faggots)
>>203539606depends what kind of book. a dense historical book could take me awhile to get through 100 pages, but a light, 300 page novel or memoir I could blow through in a day or two
any arnside tidal bore man inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWDkE3seez0
micronations are places where everyone has a micropenis
We need Indians in Japan NOW
i read a 600 page book about timothy mcveigh and somebody at work asked what i was reading and i mumbled something about how they probably wouldnt like it
>>203538689yeah not bad lad
I never listened to their music but I think it's sad they lost their friend
>>203539701and you are the king of the micronationites
>>203539703true, to show them what REAL curry is
liam in pain
toby's worst nightmare
>true, to show them what REAL curry is
>>203539720ye and i wont give you a visa unless you can prove you meet the requirements
liam 'should have rolled' payne
>>203539753don't look at the latest photos
>>203539708was gonna read a book called Aberration in the Heartland of the Real: The Secret Lives of Timothy McVeigh but turns out its schizo shit
>And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads
Who's the best looking?
How are you doing tonight you fucksticks?
>>203539816They all look soulless and ugly. Why is everything gray and washed out? It looks disgusting.
>>203539799yanks love the book of revelations
>>2035397164 to go
>>203539793yeah thats the one i read it was really good
>>203538880It’s not your job to be posting the mice lad.
>>203539816her on the right
The cronems on patrol
>>203539842He is making the 666 sign with his right hand.
wanking out a poo
>>203539799I still have not yet found where that qoute actually comes from, it is nowhere else on the internet only in that image.
something about australians and maccabees, you figure it out
some sad little toil freak is reading this right now knowing they have toil first thing tomorrowhahaha toil freaks
>>203539855so did he do it
Mousey doesn't post here anymore... :(
>>203539916image provides the sources you mongoloid
>>203539966
>>2035398161, 3, 2I like negresses but that's a bad one (+1 for natural hair thougheverbeit)
gherkin wee hole.
Do you think you look better with a beard or clean shaven?
>>203539799Have you ever seen a video of him speaking? He has a demonic energy in his eyes and the way he talks.
Doomers are just cowards
Honestly think I might switch to the Telegraph comment section for a while
>>203539953well i mean yeah he did but he was being controlled by the fbi as some sort of manchurian candidate and he wasnt a lone wolf he had help john does 2-4 but the gist of it is that he was mk ultra mind controlled by dr jolyon west
>>203540040why do you ask
>>203539873type shit i see when im meditating
Islam is actually a pretty cool religion.
The weird thing about Jordan Peterson, now look I'm not taking sides here, I'm just presenting the facts, but the weird thing about JP is that two of his favorite authors, Dostoyevsky and Solzhenitsyn, were what we might call "antisemitic" especially Solzhenitsyn. And yet, ironically, JP is extremely pro-Jewish and he calls antisemities evil rats and he condemns them to hell on twitter all the time.
>>203540060crazy. crazy country, america
rearranged my room again
>>203540040mum once asked me to shave as a gift for her birthday, after about 2 years of having a beard. after i shaved she literally flinched when she saw me and told me i'm never allowed to shave again.
>>203540156muslims, model citizens
quality of discussion in this edition has taken a drastic diveI propose we get back to the bread and butter issues, those being primarily:pints (and beer, derivatives thereof)the ladsassorted goings on to do with the abovebanterand affiliated topics
>>203540180yank waddling into /brit/ just to post thisget out, smelly bowling ball
>>203540253shut up
the cia did a bomb sweep of the building the night before the bomb went offthey knew it was going to happenwake up sheeple
>>203539873Good evening gentlemen
>>203539241post picture of you clearing out the crap from under your bed
>>203540180that is a bit odd desu
i've clearly been poisoned with estrogenseverly lacking in the manly aspect
canadians using the y-slur as if they aren't seen as yanks by the rest of the commonwealth
Smoking a blunt again
bright moon out ladsdead bright
Absolutely mental how cucked we are as a nationLiteral celebrity chef manages to petition the government to ban completely random fucking shite
they've only gone and done us
can confirm 4chan mods are a bunch of nigger bitches
>>203540433Were painfully aware tbqh
>>203540363shut up yank canadians are bro tier
>>203540426what's wrong with that
>>203540426niggers be like i moderate 4chan and i had a shit covered nigger dick for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>203540243The problem is that the ones we have are conservative. When I travel for work to the middle east they're all usually pretty chill and more progressive. It's a weird dichotomy, like the ones here are try to make up for something, for not being in their home country.
>>203540469The problem is I didn't ask.
oh ireland is a very funny place
>>203540469we're too soft with them, that's all
bring back the lash, i say
all the canadian hate comes from moslem pakistanis and hindus and bangladeshi real australians respect canadians
do I even have a right to feel lonely and unloved when I've never made an effort to change it
>>203540363i'll take this kind of shit from brits, maybe even aussies, but never from a y*nk
>>203540605Not the feelings police am i
>>203540605nope, stop feeling that way right now
>>203540605that's all you have and they still want to take it from you
>>203540625you're all just AWFUL to me
Just farted in catberg's face lmao
>>203540696animal abuse
>>203540696got the RSPCA on the linegive me your address
we're gonna rejoin the commonwealththe prodigal son, innit
>>203539876Yes...that's what he's doing
>travis scott concertgrim
canadians are worse than yanksthey're yank-lite
>>203540696not on mate, just not on
actually screeching at rorke
>>203540928Fuck that filthy cunt
>>203540928>druggie retard dying like a retard is as shocking as a helicopter crashing into a mountain
farting out a wank
Want to try going to a church so was looking at some which are near to me in my area. Some observations. They’re mostly filled with old white boomers, noticed a couple of young blacks by the looks of the pictures. Also, the Anglican churches have absolutely no peng younger women at all but I noticed the RC church has quite a few or atleast some who could be pengrim. Wonder why.
>Fuck Timmy gon - *ACK!*
>>203540879you don't mean that
Just shut catberg in a cupboard lol
>>203541072thanks bro
>>203540248good lad
>>203540248most of the time when i game with my friends i've been on the beers and play very poorly and they banter me relentlessly no hard feelings tho it's all jokes
So this is leftypol
>>203541142ahaha yeah good lad
Came inside a girl for the first time over the weekend lads. Absolutely mad feeling. No condom either just raw
>>203541072canada is the US without the cool stuff
Spaffing out a larp
>>203541202By "girl" you mean your crusty bedsheets. No one here fucks.
*brap*
hitting the bong again
Might hang myself.Not suicidal or anything, just think it'd be a laugh
>>203540879most are as dumb
>>203541321sour grapes
wanking out a fart
anus
any /fit/ man in?I've got spaghetti armsDo you do these one after the other?or on separate days?or what
>>203541355picrel
>>203541321getting more attention from 19 year olds now that I’m 27 than I ever did at 19, I’ll take it
>>203541355get yourself on /fit/ and do a proper routine. Wouldn’t bother with that pic
>>203541005Kek based
30 and shag 18-21 year olds all the time>erm you can't do thatyes I can
this is so fucked
dating tip: get to wherever you're supposed to meet first and ensure you're in a position where she can't sneak up on you. make yourself look as miserable and stern as possible and maintain that facial expression until you see her, when you see eachother change to a wide-eyed smile its a great, subtle way to indicate that you're cold and miserable but she has the ability to change you
>>203541355If you're a blk boy try 3 sets of 6 BWC handjobs everyday, that should help
>>203541228no, it's the US without the hot stuff
>>203541471thabks pal
just realized goatse is supposed to be porn and he wasn't doing that for a lugh
>>203541556you'd do that for a laugh
>>203540879They badly wish they were European
>>203541355look up trainer winny's beginner routine on youchewb
no pub for me tonight...
>>203541586i'd do it for a shilling
>>203541587my parents were both born in britain where does that leave me
>>203541430look at that monkey paw reaching into his pocket lmao
>>203541610blk boys are subhumans unironically
>>203541436What do you have in common with those children? Fortnite? Playing with Thomas the Tank Engine train sets?
when i was in shagaluf the balcony was 10 stories up, right at the top of the hotel, and the “rail” was a wall of concrete up to my stomach scary, could have easily slipped and fell of it when pissed off my head
>>203541609in canada i presume
>>203541660If you did youd go in one direction
>>203541682wahey
in the states, we break balconieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Chicago_balcony_collapse
>>203541609You're a Canadian of course
>>203541682we're never beating the balcony jumper allegations are we
>>203541698true canadians are european (british)
why is it when you ask brits to do an American accent they always go for the hillbilly accent?
>>203541697>It was the deadliest porch collapse in American historyit's a common occurence?
>>203541355Look up natural hypertrophy on youtubeDon't fall for the powerlifting meme but do try to get stronger on compounds as a priority Eat a lot and get your electrolytes in when you do start lifting regularly I'm an ex skinny guy
>>203541735I go for valley girl personally
>>203541632who tf cares if you have anything in common with the person you're shagging
>>203541743fat fucks and shoddy constructionthat's what really brought the towers down too
>>203541735same reason yanks can only do the generic "cockney" accent
>>203541759>Don't fall for the powerlifting meme but do try to get stronger on compounds as a priority
>>203541798most people default to posh though
>>203539873KEEEEEEKKK
pooey
>>203541430"FUCKIN WHITE CR-ACKKKKK"
Does that blackcel Canadian post here?
mad how the cockney accent doesn't exist anymore
>>203541840"FUCKIN RACIST ASS MOTHERFUCK-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
eating dairy queen and watching vision of escaflowne
feeling... zesty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drk5R4Eyc6g
>>203541988Cute blk boy. You looking like this yet?
um
>>203542027Cockmogs me!
errr
>>203542027Innit mental how black bois and girls literally lust over white cock?
uhhhh...
Might become a stonemason
God I love blk boys. I remember a black crossdresser posted in a faces of /int/ awhile ago, I wanted to fuck that little blk boy so badly.
>>203542082Deary me
starting x-files season 2starting to feel jealous of the men who tasted gillian anderson's sweet lips
didnt do any of the things I was meant to
In ancient Rome, business and finances were usually conducted in the temple of Saturn.
>>203542076It's wild. I honestly think we unintentionally guided their evolution or something so that only the most BWC worshiping and servile blacks could survive.
>>203542097give it a rest bruce, you're becoming the problem now
legalise da ting kier
>>203542145BWC lust made them evolve fat arses LITERALLY built for it
>>203542147just as bad reallythis place is truly dead
>>203542147Nothing wrong with acknowledging the feminine beauty of blk boys
>>203542202Is it just coincidence that Saturn looks a tad like Satan
>>203542202more images like this
>>203542224don't need any of itnot reelevant to british culture
>>203542234
>>203542175It's fucking wild
>>203542251begorah yer gunna summon the devil into this thread
would you end /brit/ if you could
Brutal for pakis and blacks
>>203542313So what happens when a boiler actually explodesDo you just like die from metal fragments piercing right through you and extremely hot steam or something
>>203542387Yes
>>203542402dunno
>>203542402https://youtu.be/KMjhmm7Xf4Q
Why do yanks post here? Canada or Australia makes sense, but yanks I just don't get.
is two pancakes six sausages two scrambled eggs and a hashed brown enough food for one day?
>>203542387i would set so many people free
>>203542450it's another english speaking general for one and we're jealous of the bants, plain and simple, not jealous of the troon/bbc spam though, that's a bit overboard even for my yank brain
i consider myself something of a cultural ambassador
>>203542579Join in on the blk boy posting then lad
>>203542579what bants? this place hasn't been funny for years at this point
>>203542450brits are silly and whimsical to methey call shopping carts "trolleys"
Sometimes I'll start bigging up a gimmick cause I think it's funny. Depends what strikes my fancy.
>>203542661fuck off, then
>>203542729Seething clittycel
>>203542827>>203542827>>203542827
