peru need
it's mash with tuna mayo in the middle
I have toothache but getting dental care is impossible in this country...
>>203542827peru sneed
Do Aussies have regional accents?
>>203542870yeah
>>203542870Very minor. There are ethnic accents like for wogs and abos.
>>203542870maybe slightly between more urban and more rural and then like the other guy said wogs and abos but youd probably find its more regional slang than anything and even thats probably becoming less of a thing as time goes on
>>203542827my uncle said my polish ancestors would be ashame of me because i wanna do trade work and be a plumber
watching tomar stream some weird beaver game that im too high for
>Sara Sharif murder trial latest: Schoolgirl showed signs of starvation and had ‘unusual’ injuries, jury told
everyone needs training to identify the suicidal face
I ordered pancakes and eggs and sausages and hashbrownswish me luck
>>203543021>Sara Sharif showed signs of starvation and had “unusual” injuries, the fourth day of her murder trial has heard.
>>203542979dude
wheres india bradposterprefer him desu
>>203542966I don't think your ancestors were aware of just how much money you can make as a plumber in America. I don't know about the difficulty level though.
>>203543071he is kind of pissed off i am not gonna be like him. he wanted me to be a accountant like him but i wanna do plumbing or hvac. I am gonna make bank while college tards cry
>>203543021>>203543060why does this mong think he's funny by mocking children being tortured to death?cringest edgelord on /brit/
thinking about how scifi in the 90s was like 25% and nobody got mad but now you have one black bloke or a gay guy and the andrew tate fanboys lose their mind
got the programming socks and the Unix on :3
Just woke up my leeeeds
Life treating me well, trying my best every day. Making pretty girls laugh. Saving money. Making plans for the future.
>>203543109It's 20 to 2 in the morning here mate, you should probably post this bait on /tv/ instead.
>Jurors were also told neighbour Chloe Redwin would hear “shockingly loud” sounds of “smacking” from their family home followed by “gut-wrenching screams”.
>>203543154now's the best time to post provocative questions because the thread will last longer
>>203543109they didn't feel shoehorned in, even the chief in ds9
>>203543154You heard em the brits are asleep!REAL YANK HOURS (with Aussies)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZDgGr1PO0
>>203543109Star Trek Enterprise came out from 2001 - 2005.
>>203543162>neighbour Chloe Redwin would hear “shockingly loud” sounds of “smacking” from their family home followed by “gut-wrenching screams”.and what did Chloe do about it?
First time ever I have reached a +£10,000 return on investment. Love me ISA me x
>>203543221
>>203543177>they didn't feel shoehorned in,people judge these movies/tv shows before ever watching the product. like theyve done with DENZEL FUCKING WASHINGTON in the new gladiator kino
>>203543204Also there is one episode where they go back in time to 2004 and it's comfy. 2004 was a comfy year.
Grim thread
my investments are up $233,539.41 YTD
what's his problem?
>>203543289buy us a pint?
>>203543035>provokes sinThe female race
I think men are more gossipy than women. I can't think of a female analogue to 4chan's eceleb worship & gossip
>>203543337pull yourself up by your bootstraps, mate
Oh, you're going toYeah, yeah, yeah, yeahEngland for the English!England for the English!
>>203543380Trying my best every single day.
>>203543372just because women dont let you around them doesnt mean they aren't doing bad things https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/
>>203543318Giving Adrian chiles a column is basically the guardian's double barrel public school staff taking the piss out of the proles. Same for all their opinion pieces like cif.
>>203543372We realize the influence celebrities have and instinctively seek to cut them down. Benevolent jannies however always remind us of our wrath by banning eceleb threads so we don't spam about how much of a cuck iDubbbz is.
>>203543398good job mate. that's all you can do is keep improving
*through gritted teeth* get them wanked rorke, get them FUCKING WANKED
>>203543405That page looks like completely normal celeb news, it's not what I mean.
>>203543372>I can't think of a female analogue to 4chan's eceleb worship & gossiptattle.life
>>203543443click in a thread where a guy is dating someone more than 5 years younger than him
Can you tell when an American actor is putting on a British accent? Frodo for example Elijah Wood is from Iowa
>>203543504I can tell when too many yanks are posting in /brit/ because I don't get any (You)s
end of the day, it's a Seaside world x
>>203543559he'll be dead soon thankfully
>>203543559kys
>>203543573>>203543575it not right the way you talk about him
>Dadberg actually caught me in my room checking out the latest BLACKED scene 10 minutes ago
We're all a fat, lonely, pathetic British man on the inside at the end of the day
>>203543289teach me to invest
>>203543586>>203543600please go back to your dead little thread, you know where it is
What is a blackpilled urbanite?https://x.com/MedGold_/status/1846570294351183932
>>203543600>as if he didn't expect zoomers to be like thisWe ALL knew you were nevergmi since day one
https://youtu.be/ZlbxNeOmjEE
Have you ever meditated so hard that you began hallucinating?
Dude that guy is retarded, and maybe he's from a foreign country, maybe it's even canada or mexico, he looks retarded and he talks like a fag
I'm fairly certain I'll die eventually
Bro he's disabled lol, let's push his chair down a hill and we can film it and put it on Jackass
>>203543616that was millenitroons actually
>>203543671bollocks. walk it off mate you'll be all right
>>203543671no you won'tbe quiet
There's a 100% chance you've eaten someone else's poo particles beforeObviously in microscopic quantities, probably when you ordered fast food or something
>>203543735mihai's urn shaking rapidly at this post
catyank is cool
>>203542827I'm looking at the recipe. The potatoes look really yellow, due to the "aji amarillo (yellow chili) paste" I guess
>>203543699Kek, no, millennials were never the troon generation growing up. It just so happens lots of them trooned out during the zoomer's peak because zoomers created a troon revolution and millennials who were disenfranchised decided to cash in.
>>203543763https://youtu.be/ytNp0gikre0
>>203543785retarded and incorrect postgo back to yankland
>>203543785this is an absolutely insane belief fucking hell
>>203543382one of my faves teebeeaych
>>203543751Miss him.
>>203543751doubt he had an urn or loved ones to pick up his bodyprobably sold to the hospital as a cadaver
>>203543804check out track 2 which begins at 2:09https://youtu.be/ytNp0gikre0
SICK woke liberals want to MURDER beautiful angels like this before they're even born!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U572LmsXmk
britain is a nasty little goblin country
>>203543833True
Hey Rorke, it was actually 8 million. Not 6.
>>203543827fairly certain most abortions are perfectly healthy babies
Anonymous
I hate it Just let me die alreadyI never asked for this suffering
>>203543794>>203543796The zoomer race?Finished.
>>203543873Wow! It's interesting how that has nothing to do with what I said!
>>203543891ktim when nothing happens
>>203543896check out track 2https://youtu.be/ytNp0gikre0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTETqt-mA2I
Catyank jumping up and knocking Mihai's urn off the mantelpiece
>>203543914No thanks, haha!
support trans women's dreams
>>203543921lol
support poolad's poos
>>203543824Too ambient.
Been watching a new anime called Platinum End. Enjoying it so far. By the people who made Death Note.>>203543914Amazing, really feels like something from a fantasy game.
>>203542827why can't i find plumbing apprentice jobs in my area like fuck me if i want anything in my life
Can God make a dick so big that he can't suck it?Yes, it's called INDIA
Not got anything on tomorrow so going to go to the gym I reckon.
>>203543986Could hang yourself
>>203543967Yes yes yes!!!!Track 2 on this album also is supreme.https://youtu.be/DffQVP6UqVQ
>>203543995scremaing
British rats are getting too bigSomething must be done
Listening to Burzum. It's gonna be for me x
>>203544021just asking to be mouth fucked isn't it
>>203544032
>>203544032Well I don't know about that one mate
>>203544045no sues
>>203543986get the 1pl8 bench press attempted my leeeeed
Mental how our brains just understand English like it's nothing With I could master another language but right now it feels impossible
>>203544073no pointenglish is the platonic ideal of language, hence why everyone speaks it and can pick it up with ease
>>203543997Great. Sounds like it's been taken from straight from a fantasy RPG game. Could just imagine that music playing in a village area or something.>>203544071Probably not. Need to try and work up to using 6 kg dumbbells ATM.
>>2035441126kg for bench?
How i feel being in this thread with Spaino 24/7
might see what I look like without any eyelashes
>>203544121I don't bench anything. I just use dumbbells and the machines.
can the cow slide webms be posted
cow slide
>>203544080Okay now try saying that while in Chengdu, China
I'm a hauntaholic
>>203544165what exercise are you working up to 6kg dumbbells for
Drowning myself in pooAnd there's nothing you can do
>>203543967Have you ever watched Frieren: Beyond Journey's End?
>>203544213Meat eaters would have millions of this cute intelligent creatures having their throats slit every day, just for a few moments of taste sense pleasure
Find using numbers in other languages difficult. Like in Russian, having to think of the gender and case of the number each time takes me a minute. I'm usually very good with cases and genders usually too.>>203544208Bicep curls.
Was having a perfect incel walk today and on the way back through this wooded path there were these 2 loud dogs barking somewhere parallel but covered by trees. Scared me a bit so i made a B line out of the path and in the opposite direction.Cut myself on a plant.
Also I watched this anime called Classroom of the Elite.It is ok but it's sort of confusing because there are too many characters.
>I'm usually very good with cases and genders usually too.
>>203544235No matter what language you learn you'll never be a woman
>>203544235>im usually very good with gendersclearly not lad
>>203544217I haven't no. But I've heard it's very good.
It's doing its job :)
>>203544266Can hide stubs and you won't see it at all. Be like he never existed.
>>203544266gotta hide the stubs too mate
this thread is so blatantly heatherfreak talking to himself. need this bald cunt sectioned
"Yeah mate can I get a 9+4*20+1/2 with my ice cream?"If you say this then your language isn't real.
Well in Russian it's quite easy to tell a nouns gender.If it ends in a consonant, masculine. If it ends in -a or -я, it's feminine and if it ends in -o or -e it is neuter.There is a group of feminine nouns ending with a constant and the soft sign. These are usually abstract nouns like любoвь but sometimes not like двepь.
We could jam in Joe's GarageHis mama was screamin', his dad was madWe was playin' the same old songIn the afternoon and sometimes we would play it all night longIt was all we knew, and easy tooSo we wouldn't get it wrongAll we did was bend the string like
>>203544287>>203544278Do i need 4chan X for that? I'm on firefox and it doesn't have it, and it does enough anyways (i mean just look at that last paragraph with the reddit spacing)
In Classroom of the Elite the protagonist is like a genetically engineered super genius but he holds himself back to make everyone think he is only mediocre and his motivations are unclear and he is always plotting some kind of new trick to play everyone against each other.In a way he is like Light from Death Note but Light wasn't genetically engineered.
>>203544343firefox has 4chan x
>>203544343think so yeah
>>203544305Nuke all the non green areas please
>>203544363Aw mate, thanks a lot, like you too x
>>203544309There was a Russian saint named Saint Seraphim of Sarov and he radiated such joy and peace that his face would shine with light and a bear came to him and sat at his feet. He lived by himself in the woods for most of his life until his old age when he returned to the monastery and he shared his wisdom with many people.
>>203544402This never happened, grow up.
>>203544402This happened, don't grow up.
just imagine if I was unconscious in front of you.... god the things you could do to me in such a vulnerable state...
If it weren't for the French we'd all be speaking Esperanto by now
>>203544406
>>203544434i would put a blanket over you and call for medical help if needed
I'm too depressed to keep living
>>203544410There was another Russian saint named Saint John of Kronstadt and he said that Darwin's theory of evolution is a lie from the devil.
>>203544525He sounds like a fucking retard
My confirmation saint was Joan of Arc
>>203544428Starting to believe the whole "ugly people are evil" thing is true
>confirmation saint pagan nonsense
>>203544499ktim when i'm near a bowl of apples
When i was younger I had the Jesus of Suburbia music video on an ipod and I would sometimes watch it at night because i thought it was this mad edgy wild thing.It's kind of cringy watching it these days desu
When I was confirmed it wasn't in the name of some saint or other because I'm not a polytheistAnyway left the church as soon as I turned 18 because I'm not a fucking retard
>>203544601Never confirmed then you fucking spastic
>>203544438Gandalf with Beorn or whatever (if he was gandalf the white instead)
>>203544482My parents make me depressed
>>203544618>It doesn't count if you leave the religion afterwardsCope harder, your fairy tales won't save you
4/5 ;_;
>Cope harder, your fairy tales won't save you
>>203544648Ironic since in the modern day it's only incels who look like who join Christianity
>Ironic since in the modern day it's only incels who look like who join Christianity
You don't need to attach an avatar of yourself when you post btw
>>203544667>>203544629omds mate you look so silly right now
had the most awful dream, i ordered a rugby ball off the internet and when it arrived it was just one of those pissy little fake ones for dogs
the paganpaki is flustered
>>203544534Many Orthodox say the same thing about "evolution", such as Saint Paisios, Fr. Seraphim Rose, Elder Ephraim of Arizona, Fr. Peter Heers, and Jay Dyer.
>>203544642Didn't particularly like One Direction but it has made me feel sad
>You don't need to attach an avatar of yourself when you post btw
>>203544715sent that fedorafag flying
>>203544688No I don't because I'm rightYou're desperately coping rn and no amount of spamming fedoras or Bradleys will change the truth
>the paganpaki is flustered
>>203544642which one's the dead onei genuinely can't tell them apart except for harry and the muslim one
all kicking off here innit lads?
>>203544742>>203544719>>203544675>>203544672
>No I don't because I'm rightYou're desperately coping rn and no amount of spamming fedoras or Bradleys will change the truth
>>203544715Also Elder Ephraim said in 2008 that Barack Obama is a forerunner of the Antichrist.Also when they were planning a monastery in the desert he told them where to dig for an underground stream of water. He knew the exact location when no one else knew.
>>203544759Shambolic turn of events. You had him on the ropes and now you've fucked it.
off to the gym my leeeds. GOing to throw some 6kg dbs around to mog EW who can't even lift them. SAD!
>>203544791Yeah?
>>203544791>3am lifterNgmi
>>203544763You're in a cult of personality focused on a bunch of elderly people who believe science is evil
love lyrica, even though it's a sedative it makes me more productive for some reason, might combine it with modafinil to become a superhuman
>You're in a cult of personality focused on a bunch of elderly people who believe science is evil
Millenials be like>"my boomer parents worked hard for 45 years, housed me, fed me, sent me to school and have managed to save a few million for their retirement wtf why won't they buy me a house"and then be like>gets ubereats delivered every night>goes on spontaneous trips to Europe and Japan>spends 10k in vet bills every time their furbaby gets sick>spend everything they have left on drugs and alcohol>"have kids? nah that's too expensive"
died suddenly
>>203544844>>203544856Is this some kind of cringe zoomer rebellion against your liberal tolerant parents?
>>203544856It is fitting that he has the LGBT flag and the Israel flag. Elder Ephraim spoke against both of these and he said that homosexualism and zionism are part of the Antichrist agenda!
>Is this some kind of cringe zoomer rebellion against your liberal tolerant parents?
my brain has simply never wanted to learn, it's hostile to any new information, and yet i'm still quite a knowledgeable chap just through sheer IQ alone
>>203544856>>203544930trying to imagine the absolute state of the freaks who made these images
>>203544895Also he prophecied the covid "vaccine" too desu
>>203544930>>203544936So the answer to that is "yes"You're a neckbeard incel how pretends to be a LARPchristian as a form of edgelord rebellion against a liberal upbringing
>So the answer to that is "yes">You're a neckbeard incel how pretends to be a LARPchristian as a form of edgelord rebellion against a liberal upbringing
>>203544895You're mentally ill and very deep in a cult lol
Server girl at McDonalds laughed at me because I asked for a fish fillet burger, pronounced it "fill-ay", and she said it was pronounced "fill-it". Am I in the wrong
any party that campaigns on a platform of being "tough on crime" MUST be voted against, we cannot allow ourselves to become like america where people are handed down mental sentences just so they can keep the prison-industrial complex going>"but what if someone killed your mum, would you want them to get a light sentence?"appeal to emotion fallacy
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142578245It's spaedo having the atheist meltdown.He had a proper one during the Euros.
Just found out american politicians actually use the phrase "brown people"Like they'll talk about the "brown community" or "brown people" and "white people"What a fucking oddball country
>>203545006if it were me i would have laughed at you for ordering that shit in the first placebut no you're not in the wrong, she's a moron
evening choons then bed
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142327134This is the other one.
>>203545027Our country is run by Satanic Freemasons but so is yours so don't get too uppity.
>I asked for a fish fillet burger, pronounced it "fill-ay"
>>203545026>>203545048schizo hallucinations award
>>203544305what the FUCK are you on about mate
>>203545006>I asked for a fish fillet burger, pronounced it "fill-ay
He got done badly
in bay city, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine
>>203545084Not hard to fathom him 1. Being here 2. Having some argument about Israel/Christianity
>>203545006Non, c'est elle qui a tord.
>>203545006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csrPT9ClVUcthis proves you're right, and if you watch this, this song will live rent-free in your head for the rest of your life btw
Have you ever watched The Room? The scene in the floral shop is funny.
>>203545182IIRC that scene is near the start
Unwashed and Slightly DazedMemory of a Free FestivalAladdin SaneTimeWe are the DeadSweet Thing (Reprise) / CandidateCygnet Committee
Here is a good movie for Spooktober.It is called A Warning To The Curious.Also it's British.It is one of the best found footage horror movies.
also possibly addAll the Mad MenAfter AllSaviour MachineMan Who Sold the WorldooohBewlay BrothersSupermen (acoustic or metropolist version)
wonder what all those youtubers who built their channels off clickbait about gta 6 are going to do when gta 6 actually comes outit'll be many years before they can feasibly start clickbaiting about gta 7
>>203545268Better things to wonder about I reckon Post age
>>203545182im pretty sure that "hows your sex life" line was like a poorly executed homage to the line "howd your love life" in hitchhock's classic Vertigo with jimmy stewart, also set in gay auld san francisco
>>203545255what do you think of let me in
>>203545167funny fish
>>203545323>>203545325go to bed runts
why are floridians so insane
>>203545331i just woke up 2 hours ago
>>203545339They crave every day kino
>>203545339I think this is a stereotype and not true for everyone. I know a guy from Florida. He's just a plain normie. Not insane or weird at all.
>Chiles was born in Quinton, Birmingham, to an English father and Croatian mother
>>203545323never seen itis it good
love birminghamvibrant place full of vibrant cultures
>>203545339Dunno but it perplexes me as well
We are The DeadSweet Thing / CandidateAll the Mad MenCygnet CommitteeBewlay Brothershmm just need an opener
There is an odd saying about Florida. The farther north you go, the more culturally culturally southern it gets. This is because northern Florida shares the white redneck culture with Georgia and Alabama, whereas southern Florida is mostly Cubans, retired elderly people from up north, and rich Jews from New York in their summer homes.
need a weethen off to bed
>>203545468Norf Florida FC
>>203545339
Geelong?More like Peelong!Port Adelaide?More like Poort Badelaide!
literally pooing as i write this
boots with the furfurthe whole club looking at her
Smoking
Feels like shit knowing I could've been smashing thirdie women every time I traveled abroad but chose to be an incel instead
In ancient Arabic and Indian numerals, what looks closest to a 4 to us actually meant 5 or sometimes even a 6 for them. The symbols changed around over time.
Five YearsWe are the DeadSweet Thing / CandidateAll the Mad MenCygnet CommitteeBewlay Brothersfink I done it.not sure if five years feels right thoughfive years sure is apocalyptic but fink theres a difference between like sad apocalypse.. end of world... and like grim post-apocalyptic where people are being grim. five years is former. fink other songs are more latterhmm mayne its not done afterallsuperman? dunnohmm possiblymetrobolist vetsionthe immortality aspect may give the right contrast. no escape from doom
>>203545706>>203545710>>203545727Another dogshit zinger anyone?
remember when katy perry was a cute tomboy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGyqdB_hFxw
Modern capitalism originates from guilds in the middle ages where craftsmen formed organizations to share their skills and train apprentices. Sometimes the guilds became quite powerful and the board members of the guild could act as the mediators between the nobility and the common people.
Wait 'til I get my money right
>>203545727mihaiesque
and i will wait i will wait for you
lost my virginity at 22 to a 60 year old woman, she was post-menopause obvs so i could creampie her
The ancient Indian symbol for 9 looked pretty close to a modern 9 however.8 not even close, you wouldn't recognize it11th century West Arabic is where it starts to look like modern numerals
nah you know whati always loved five years. great song of doomi think its fineSide 1Five Years - 4:43We are the Dead - 4:58Sweet Thing/ Candidate - 8:57- 18:38Side 2All the Mad Men - 5:38Cygnet Committee - 9:33Bewlay Brothers - 5:29- 20:40Total - 39:18
>>203545526A grown man posted this
>>203545832oui, OUI!
>>203545832dont believe you
https://www.royal.uk/news-and-activity/2024-09-10/the-king-and-queen-will-visit-australia-and-samoaThe King was meant to go to Australia and New Zealand, but he's bumped off New Zealand and he's going to Samoa insteadI don't know why the fuck we have this cunt. We reformed the British empire so that it was all based around the monarchy rather than Britain, and now the monarch won't even go to the parts of the empire that are most British, skipping them to go to some oooga boooga tribal island because he loves that shitThe monarchy is the worst thing that's happened to us ever
>>203545832Once you've been there it's not as nice honestly..
>>203545896New Zealand's monarch hadn't been there for decades and yet he's skipping it to go to Samoa, a place he is not the king ofThey're using his cancer as an excuse to cut out new Zealand as if Samoa isn't further awayFuck sake I hate these inbred bloated retard cunts
bit bloody early
Burned out on datingCan hardly be bothered replying to matches anymore
>>203545832Gross
for me it's chant of the ever circling skeletal family
>>203545981good old days where we met people naturallythats best way to meet womennot artificial dates ticking boxes on a screenlove is organic. its about chemistry. you cant see chemistry on a screen so the search becomes a slog through shit.best way was when i was young when we met orgamic in person. young love. wow to be young againsad about liam paynepoor lad
>>203546011i genuinely agree and it would have made an appearance bu i think the "brother!" bit ruins it a bit purely because its so overlty tied to the failed big brother theme of that albumif im honest though the main reason i like it is it STRONGLY reminds me of those were the days by cream which is a very good song also. otherwise i probanly would have like 'forgotten' about it
>>203545896ive seen an article headline where they talked about this upcoming visit with charlie and camila and comparing it to the last time charles was here with diana, alluding to his probs in his marriage to diana at the time. didnt click the article but like tf? i get that she was loved yada yada but bloody hell, its like your dad keeps bringing up how your current gf doesnt compare to the one you had in hs. this hoe died years before i was born and i know everything about her marriage to charlie
>>203546050you like the cream huh?
fit lass started working out next to me. She's basically my wife at this point
>>203546055watch spencerbrilliant filmkirsten stewart was robbed of an oscarfantastic performanceutterly brilliant
The adoption of the Arabic numeral system by Europe marked the beginning of a split between the qualitative and the quantitative in European thought. Before that they used to be closely connected which is why most ancient languages used letters for numbers such as Roman numerals. The idea of splitting up numbers from letters to make them totally different things would have seemed rather odd to the ancient mind, which saw all things as connected.
>>203546116Shut it dickhead.
>>20354597910:37 pm here
>>203546079yeah good band. technical. like how they jammed and jack bruce fiddlin on the bass while ginger clunked and clapton wailed. but i only had one phase where i was REALLY into them and i havent truly returned on a consistent runyet
Latin, Greek, and Hebrew all had numerical meanings for letters.
genuinely upsetting seeing ana bogdan tennis player lose to this extremely ugly dutch nobody
fathom the odor
reckon catyank is really smart
We all see who the avatar fag is. Fuck off Noone cared
>>203546237said no one ever
>>203546000she was actually quite attractive for an old girl
strongly suspect cat american is a registered pedophile and pederast
eating cathys rotten prolapse
>>203546270>>203546270>>203546270
>>203546261There are worse poster's among us, notably >>203546262