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First for dead girls

Going to confess that i've never found Emma Watson to be particularly attractive.
Not ugly, just kind of normal imo

dead thread

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>tfw only Brit in /brit/
it not right

NEW
>>203544194
>>203544194
>>203544194

>>203546366
black eyes
like a doll's eyes

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jenny fabian transferred syd barrett's mitochondria into andy summers

mad how the english have no negative feelings whatsoever towards the other home nations but every single celtoid lives in a perpetual state of irrational seethe

the irish even made up things like those "no irish no dogs" signs they were so desperate to feel persecuted, never even existed

Gonna do ket again lads like last night

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Get her farts sniffed, get her bumhole licked, get her shit scranned.

it basically the weekend if you think about it x

tapping my screen, WAKE UP BRITONS

>>203546480
>mad how the english have no negative feelings whatsoever towards the other home nations
They definitely do, they've just piped down about it in recent years because pakis and jamaicans gave them a taste of their own medicine

>>203546511
ever got into a hole so deep you pissed yourself? i did, luckily i have tiles and i was laying on the floor when it happened so it was easy to clean when i came to my senses

>>203546296
even during the 00s when the Potter movies were coming out and I was a kid I never cared for her

>>203546609
faggot

>>203546615
she's just not that good looking? she's not ugly or anything but nothing special

going to have to get out of Puregym.

We're the deplorables

>>203546563
Nah I do a pee ket piss and shit every time for this reason lad

>>203546652
how hard is it to cancel a direct debit? takes three minutes

lent mum 200 quid
never seeing that again

>>203546690
yeah I know, it's easy as fuck. Just need to get a membership to my old gym back first

There aren't enough brick and mortar banks these days

>>203546784
prefer banks that deal in cash personally.

Done me line
On the s isomer tonight so should be less paralysed
Been about 4 years since I last done s iso and I cried last time I done it

>>203546790
is the spacemarine game any good? don't know anything about warhammer

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Lmao wtf

want to see heathermong launched out a catapult

Got em name on

>>203546556
can you elaborate you kind of lost me here

>>203546643
Those are the best kind of girls man. Girls next door.

>>203546856
english have less time to bully others in modern times because they're losers who get bullied by their third world immigrants

footy back this weekend
get in

>>203546847
how do you even browse 4chan while in a k-hole, letters are so fucken blurry and focusing kinda ruins the vibe, put angels egg on, get the choons on and go lay on the floor nibba

>>203546900
ketamine sounds fucking shite

Never watched Red Dwarf, is it good?

>>203546869
bizarre headcanon written in a smelly bedroom in aberwaffyn on a computer bought with universal credit

>>203546923
no

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The Conservatives have a choice between a man who's obsessed with reducing and capping immigration, and a woman named Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke, and it looks like they're set to go for the latter

Imagine going back to 1924 and showing people what would become of Britain

>>203546932
>headcanon
it's an established fact that pakis rape and groom english girls and the police covered it up

>>203546915
its p sweet in the right conditions/headspace

>>203546958
Pipe down mate, I'm trying to game over here. Got it?

england cries out for balkanization, a chieftain for every county

>>203546958
the party might actually just fade into irrelevance and die then, a leader who was serious about reducing immigration was about the only thing that could revive it

>>203546962
utterly mind warped freakazoid to somehow connect this to relations between the home countries. whatever your trying to say is obviously wrong anyway since the english used to cheer on the scots and the welsh at football until recently, which is just a reaction to realising how hateful and deranged you freaks are. no idea why you thought "muh brown people" was in anyway relevant to what that anon said yank-brained mong especially given the state of welsh and scottish cities nowadays

Society doesn't want you beating off to a video where a feminine trans lass shoves her cock to the camera and asks you to suck it

wow doing drugs yeah you're cool

>>203547009
Learned this the hard way, myself

>>203547008
typical english, always talks shit but has a melty when someone talks back

go babysit your wog nephew

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>the english used to cheer on the scots and the welsh at football until recently

>>203547041
I still cheer for the Welsh. not the Scottish though. Sad bunch of cunts they are

>>203547008
Rattled freak

>>203547041
bradders face looking as dry as the sahara here

>>203547035
mind-broken yank golem

>>203547070
just like your gf when she sees your cock xx

If you are dating an 18/19 year old and you are older than 21, you are a NONCE

>>203547095
downright odd assertion

Feeling a 0 coming on checkem

kill yourself heathercunt.

>>203546958
>fourth most evil country in the world will collapse
oh no

>>203547134
There's about a dozen more evil countries

What would the world be like

>>203547185
>israel
>usa
>canada
>saudi arabia
>uk

change it to 5th then

>>203547242
need more articles like this

>>203547202
Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, America, France, all evil countries

Think I might have severe ADD. You down?

>>203547102
not how it works pal

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Tonight's a cans night.

The current listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JpxDebokM

>>203547312
the glaring omission here lets me know there's no point in talking to you

We're all gown

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>>203547427
Won't be clicking as it's utter shite. I don't even need to open the link to know it's absolute garbage

>>203547501
I'm not, I'm a T-shirt.

Yada yada

>>203547312
you forgot belgium, spain and the netherlands

>>203547427
Gave it a shot just in case. 5 seconds in and I'm cringing hard already

Had the best hole of my life
I u knitted my tsumea

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-6RvkH880

..

>>203547427
*I* liked it, emmayank

imagine spending a whole drug trip just sitting there refreshing /brit/
how inconceivably grim

>>203547555
Yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDc8_fm5JAc

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>>203547665

>>203547665
you have no proof that was what he was doing
also i didn't know ketamine trips were so short

back on the lemsip

God is with Russia

kill yourself heatherfreak.

>‘in the slave trade we (the British) had surpassed in guilt the world, so in foreign wars we have the most aggressive, quarrelsome, warlike and bloody nation under the sun’. In October 1850 he wrote a letter claiming that in the last 25 years ‘you will find that we have been incomparably the most sanguinary nation on earth… in China, in Burma, in India, New Zealand, the Cape, Syria, Spain, Portugal, Greece, etc, there is hardly a country, however remote, in which we have not been waging war or dictating our terms at the point of a bayonet’. Cobden stated that the British, ‘the greatest blood-shedders of all’, had been then involved in more wars than the rest of Europe put together. This was factually correct.

>>203547779
Feel free to move back to whichever shithole your parents crawled out of and give your house to the red man you ugly fucking mutt

>>203547802
done him

>>203547802
what are you offended by? that some tarquins and jewish bankers who despise you were evil, and still are? stupid cunt

>>203547665
I was not doing that lmao

>>203547691
https://youtu.be/_vG_mTt6hCs?si=AHFPmuk3pp8_E4Ox

S iso is so nuts
Wildest k hole I've ever had and half an hour later im fine to type

>>203546958
What the fuck is wrong with this bastard country holy fuck

4chan needs a way to have more robust bans
These jokers can just go on their mobiles or reset their IP

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The ballroom of the (Bay) Majestic, the hotel is now called the Park Inn by Radisson (tripadvisor.co.uk).

haven't used 4chan other than /brit/ in so long what's it like?

Any lads on here ever felt a cobweb like feeling on your face?

>>203547993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAO0ex91j9I

>>203547993
Kind of? I've never done ketamine

>>203548050
Apparently it's associated with "spiritual awakenings", electromagneticism as well as neurosyphilis???

>>203547993
Get that after a stroke or 2, also after I sweat and the sweat dries (after having sex with your mom) get some

feel like shit. still recovering from dental work. take care of your teeth kids.

>>203548170
brits after flossing be like

did the loser make the 4chan post

>>203548203
i feel attacked

Do you think Charli xcx would do F*k A Fan?

Proto gf said it gives her the ick when I bring my own reusable cup to Starbucks

bro censored fuck

>>203548341
please don't say that word here

mad reading mumsnet and how they advise mums to call the police everytime someone in school calls their sprog a meanie name, no wonder this country got in such a state

You lot are funny
Funny guys

>>203548322
no

>>203548363
Nothing wrong with that, dickhead.

ladsnet

grains sugar and seed oils for brekkie

>>203548368
thanks, me and my mates broden and codax used to banter eachother to shit at college so i fit in here

>>203548406
huntron? no fuckin way bro

predator vs codax IV

>>203548379
you'd probably think differently if the police paid you a visit after calling me "dickhead"

>>203548439
Why you hiding behind the police, big lad? Thought you were a hardman?

I'm autistic

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Getting a haircut tomorrow

>>203548481
There's nothing wrong with it :^)

>>203548430
no the names xaxton the third, graduated OPA '15 with a joint-minor degree in sociology with computer science and korean. got in on a pickleball scholarship and lived in kappa-omega frat on the george floyd campus, behind the statue of his bbc

there's nothing wrong
with just a little little fun
we were dancing, all night long
don't stop, come a little closer
as we jam, the rhythm gets stronger
but suddenly, i see the shining sun
before i knew it, my dream was all gone

>>203548491
what sort of haircut are you going to get?

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italian gf

this is neither the time nor the place

>>203548491
>>203548487
>>203548405
blog teh fook une

>>203548612
literally all me

*enters thread through a smoke-filled doorway like in Stars In Their Eyes*
quite foggy out

>>203548581
i don't know. I want some kind of short back and sides but they always leave the fringe, which I want gone this time around. No idea how to ask for that without them raping my hair

>>203548630
take a picture with you

>>203548658
yeah probably will use a picture.
Had a browse and "Ivy League" looks to be kinda what I want. My luck I will end up going to one of these Turkish Barbers and they wont have a clue what im on about.

My parents fell for the equity release scam
I've got NOTHING

about to release some equity

bandle in one (1) today

hawk tuah

spit on that thang

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>>203547920
hows the afterglow, spliff?

>>203548770
have you considered the caesar cut, could be the only thing between you and a new roman empire

>>203548884
not sure if it's the cut itself or just the over done style of cut they use in these model photos, but this looks very gay

When you switch from the nappy to knickers

>>Inheritance tax increases expected in Budget
Based based based based based
Rizzape and gizzape tarqs

>>203548906
would a roman do anything gay?

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Nearly the weekend

>>203548942
nothing historically would suggest so. Proper dick in the vagina lads they were

>>203548933
the wealthy get around this currently by using trusts anyway. it's just another attack on the middle class

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this is my life today

>>203548993
that will be $5 a month plus tip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNc
why aren't i in thsi video ffs

Christ on a bike is a phrase you don't hear often

Christ on a nigger dick

>>203549047
bikes were banned by the car lobby

every american is an erotic american

have any of you lot actually paid for porn?

eric crap ton plays andy somers gibson on fresh cream

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I JUST STOPPED BY

>>203549047
for me it's "jesus fucking mary doggystyle christ"

i'm so glad
i'm so glad
i'm glad
i'm glad
i'm glad

>>203549144
zased gay romano, nothing wrong with stopping by to meet a mate on the way to 'lantic city

watched barbie (2023) earlier
stupid fucking film, it's like the lego movie except worse

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would u a downs

>>203549212
if i fancied her and she was into it then yes

are midget downey's a thing?

wanking a poo

>>203549212
shes the prettiest one i ever seen. barely even looks like she has it

>>203549212
they have the cheat code to happiness but it comes at the cost of like 90% chance of dementia in their 40s and dying at 55

big big fan of americans measuring solids by volume so i have to waste my time converting it to metric

>>203549303
why cant i be a catberg and just lie on the sofa and not go to toil

>>203549303
Harvey Dent's cat.

/brit/ lads don't understand how filters work haha
cute

thank god I’m not esl must be absolute hell
when everything even your country’s signage is English

>>203549341
think you mean two face

>>203549374
monolingual mong

harvey harvey harvey dent

>>203549280
You get the milder cases like this
Usually the ones who get put up to advocating letting them be treat as normal people

>>203549303
who woulge dinner it is my cat.

autism can genuinely be cured by getting a bit of dirt on your nose

>>203546270
i need a session

>>203549439
why would you?

There is in God (some say)
A deep but dazling darkness …

>>203549439
corrr need to shag that

>>203549425
myself i brute-forced my lack of social skills by working in sales for about 10 years, real trail by fire innit
were good at it too

>>203549456
why would i do what?

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wonder what the male female ratio is

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>from the river to the sneed palestine wi-ACK
WTF Palibros...I thought he was hiding in the 9000ft deep Gaza tunel cumpit...

>>203549439
OI DARREN COME LOOK AT THE LAST FANNY YOU'LL EVER HAVE

>>203549439
what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4qyQ_logY

anyone more hot wedding slag pics? im on the verge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnuZaB8cGvc

Kino is back on the menu

>>203549573
40 minutes of a shite camera angle and no editing

>>203549549
'Tis a dream that I in sadness
Here am bound, the scorn of fate;
'Twas a dream that once a state
I enjoyed of light and gladness.
What is life? 'Tis but a madness.
What is life? A thing that seems,
A mirage that falsely gleams,
Phantom joy, delusive rest,
Since is life a dream at best,
And even dreams themselves are dreams.

>>203549573
HOLY SHIT

Just learned that sea sat is not called sea salt because it comes from the sea. Mind boggling

>>203549536
Find it upsetting deegs?

>>203549439
um

Just watched Tenet for the first time. Holy shot.

>>203549668
yeah it was a real piece of shit huh

>>203549610
nevermind it's a reupload from 2019
dogshit yank post making me think it was new original content fucking making me log in to my burner youtube account CUNT

Anglo first-name, ethnic surname: High IQ
Ethnic first-name, Anglo surname: Low IQ

>>203549660
kosher salt isn't kosher either

>>203549668
watched it but didn't hear it lol bad sound mixing

>>203549660

explain this mongo
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_salt
>Sea salt is salt that is produced by the evaporation of seawater

>>203549678
The mrs is indian first name, Irish surname

>>203549700
no its because the way the make it makes the salt crystals white and not clear. So it's called sea salt because it's salt you can sea

>>203549700
Doesn’t contradict what I said does it you CUNT

>>203549714
that would be "see" you fucking idiot.

also no proofs

>>203549726
see is a letter mate. It comes after bee

>>203549696
Also couldn't hear properly, had to use subtitles, but I thinks it's due to my ESL ears.

>>203549770
she's still round in all the right places

>>203549674
Nah, great movie. My brain's still twisted.

>>203549770
grim

>>203549781
no l had to use them as well its a badly made movie

>>203549770
Did you fuck her

>>203549829
That's his mum you sick fuck

>>203549605
lovely

>>203549847
doesn't answer the question

gonna find something to complain about

>>203549664
ytes

King is flying in just waved at his plane
https://www.flightradar24.com/ASY352/3797f0e0

what will become of us?

Former KKK Leader David Duke Endorses Jill Stein

if you take one step towards god
he will take two steps toward you

>>203549923
You should hear about the new wives who sleep with their bull in front of the husband in their dress before the husband gets any

>>203549968
Do you think pornos are documentaries

going to slip a few SSMisms in to this here stand up meeting

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waiting for the train x

>>203550018
yummy... ;P

not scranning a maccies breakfast might be for you, but it's not for me

>>203550018
mad how just one photo of part of your body and the incel energ yis stil loff the charts

Couldnt have a hit song like this today saying 'God is good' the wokes would llow it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4

>>203550047
cope on deegs bet that guy shags

>>203550047
Bitter little goblin you are

>>203550047
Kek fucking braindead mongoloid

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Hey Bruce it's Brendan Fraser from the movie "George of the Jungle".
Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy birthday! :)

>>203550018
cheeky but legal

Ngl, that footage of Sinwar getting killed was fucking badass.

>>203550110
Cheers mate!

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cronem gettin dey dreds done x

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i was off my dial in the shopping aisle
after having a bong down at woollongong
the mull really bites are berowra heights
and brain cells die at mount kuring-gai

>>203550060
cope
>>203550061
truth
>>203550086
hs?

>>203550134
was wasnt he in impenetrable underground tunnel complex?

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>>203550131
always got a peroni in me bag for the end of the day x
>>203550032
x
>>203550047
george st maccas syd cbd 8pm id send you flying to whatever backwater county youre from

yer da videos fireworks

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mmhmm cronem gettin dey shape-ups

>>203550152
alri john cooper clark

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Mental how most of the reason the debt-fiat financial model works is that a majority of people just imagine something bad will happen to them if they don’t comply

It’s kind of like bringing a cup with you in to a fast food chain and filling it up, people don’t dare to because they think there is an invisible police man standing behind them, when in reality the people operating the register have no clue or care if you bought a drink or not, they just assume that you did buy one

>>203550188
state mate

Wonder if Liam Payne would have been a degenerate drug addict if he never became famous

>>203550207
this but massive fraud

>>203550187
Idk. I’m guessing they were bombing every tunnel left and right and it was safer to be on land.
It’s fucking crazy how he went down swinging. I’m generally pro-Israel but it was really something that captures respect.

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>>203550207
We are in possession of a High Court writ.

>>203550238
every degenerate drug addict l've known hasnt been famous so probably

>>203550255
He was just a normal lad before, I'm not talking about some homeless mentally ill person

really attracted to juliette lewis as she was in the early-mid 90s

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alri

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?
And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in Jesus and the Saints
And all the prophets?
And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope, maybe in Rome
And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?
Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone?
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome

>>203550272
Everyone’s a normal lad until they take drugs.

>>203547242
There was a period for about 4 or 5 months when I was 15 where I would watch the one show when Adrian chiles was hosting it every day after school on BBC1. I don't understand exactly why I was so enamoured by it

might become a cop
get really fat and eat donuts and give people tickets for going 2km over the speed limit

ever seen 'the lair of the white worm'

>>203549986
It happens

>>203550367
ye my crotch in the mirror

>>203550299
did you hear about that big fat bear that ate that other big fat bear during fat bear week

>>203550367
yh

>>203550353
heard theres like a shortage of coppers in nsw, seems interesting id love to work pushing papers cos dont think a skinny twink like me would get to go out on the streets plus i have a not so flash crim record dunno if that factors in

racist pagan-inclined anti-desertreligion atheists sent spiralling when they're told the vast majority of the greco-roman pantheon was derived from mesopotamia

I’m working late
Cos I’m a singer

>>203550430
all the good cops quit during covid because they didn't want to participate in the police state it became

(8) what if god was one of us (8)
>>203550459
iconic line

Wanna be really gay but i dont fancy men

>>203550505
been hearing that heaven is actually a halfpipe

>>203550528
Nah me neither although I've heard you do if you snort loads of oestrogen

alri lads

I don't usually talk to strangers, but it is four o'clock and I can't get a cab. I need a cab because I have packages, but it's four o'clock and all the cabs are off duty. They are making a shift change. At the bus stop I say, It's hard to get a cab now. The woman standing next to me glances over without turning her head. She faces the street where cab after cab drives by with its light off. She says, as if to anyone, It's hard to live now. I don't respond. Hers is an Operation Iraqi Freedom answer. The war is on and the Department of Homeland Security has decided we have an elevated national-threat level, a code-orange alert. I could say something, but my packages are getting heavier by the minute and besides, what is there to say since rhetorically it's not about our oil under their sand but about freeing Iraqis from Iraqis and Osama is Saddam and Saddam is “that man who tried to kill my father” and the weapons of mass destruction are, well, invisible and Afghanistan is Iraq and Iraq is Syria and we see ourselves only through our own eyes and the British, but not the French, and Germany won't and Turkey won't join us but the coalition is inside Baghdad where the future is the threat the Americans feel they can escape though there is no escaping the Americans because war, this war, is about peace: “The war in Iraq is really about peace. Trying to make the world more peaceful. This victory in Iraq, when it happens, will make the world more peaceful.”

>>203550555
under the tongue is generally a better way to administer it

Im basically unemployed but I get 2.1k a month from wfh work. It gon be alright de ladas

>>203550462
oh yeah how could anyone forget, also heard all the remaining senior coppers are constantly taking their sick/annual leave and its like a bit of a prob rn in the force. though i wonder what the training and requirements are to get in the police force, the state obv needs coppers but if theres a shortage is it less stringent to get in, i have a record but nothing crazy and never been to jail wonder if theyd overlook that

>>203550555
I don’t wanna fancy men I wanna be gay in other ways

>>203550572
alri claudia

>>203550583
Gaaaay is that where you administer your cocks as well
Shove it up your arse or don't bother at all

what happens in rutland

What does it mean to want an age-old call
for change
not to change

and yet, also,
to feel bullied
by the call to change?

How is a call to change named shame,
named penance, named chastisement?

How does one say

what if

without reproach? The root

of chastise is to make pure.
The impossibility of that—is that
what repels and not

the call for change?
ii

There is resignation in my voice when I say I feel
myself slowing down, gauging like a machine
the levels of my response. I remain within
so sore I think there is no other way than release—

so I ask questions like I know how
in the loneliness of my questioning.
What’s still is true; there isn’t even a tremor
when one is this historied out.

I could build a container to carry this being,
a container to hold all, though we were never
about completeness; we were never to be whole.

I stand in your considered thoughts also broken,
also unknown, extending
one sentence—here, I am here.
As I’ve known you, as I’ll never know you,

I am here. Whatever is
being expressed, what if,
I am here awaiting, waiting for you

in the what if, in the questions,
in the conditionals,
in the imperatives—what if.

>>203550610
alri

>>203550672
stays in Rutland

>>203550612
not had the pleasure unfortunately

There's a little okapi on the lower left hand corner of my screen

>>203550689
is it where you go to rut

>>203550589
the standards are pretty low regardless, you just have to be reasonably fit and presumably not too old (like under 50)
what's your record for?

>>203550700
Let's see him then

>>203550700
how big's your screen? how little's the okapi?

get the fuckin okapis out

really want to get one of those modern flip phones like it's an old school motorola razer from 2006 but it looks like an iphone that you can fold in half

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>>203550729
Here he is >>203550757 screens about 14 or 15 inches diagonally, okapi looks about a centimetre squared or so

>>203550784
ceci n'est pas une okapi
lol you got copilot'd

my laptop screen is 16:10 which is a bit annoying, all screens should be required to have a 16:9 ratio

>>203550715
bit of weed possession, speeding/not wearing seatbelt, driving without licence, low range drink driving LOL yeah dont think theyd want my arse on the force anyway

>>203550848
>>203550848
>>203550848

>>203550846
depending on how long ago the offences were, they might overlook that, you can always ask them

>>203548847
i feel great. idk if ur calling me spliff or asking if i had one but no i don't smoke weed when ketty it's quite literally the worst combination to have ever existed. i once smoked weed after doing ket and it traumatised me

i'm rotten

who made the deletions? little bastards