red velvet rose edition
>>203550848Wonderful edition. You're really growing on me, floweryank
mumstein bought a fondue set in 2008 and we used it precisely once before it was put away in the cupboard where it remains to this day
>>203550848looks like it smells heavenly
Very sleepy
i'm rottenmy body is decaying
This is the sexiest a woman has ever looked
need the uk to fall apart tbqh i have nothing in common with the scottish or northern irish the welsh are ok but still need it all over and done with
That thereThat's not me
oh me? pooing
it payday de lads£4k in the bank ooooooh it lovely
i've got a piano and a guitar and can't play either, which one should i learn?
>>203550784He seems nice
>>203550979Wahey big Tim
nibbled to death by an okapi nibbled to death by an okapi nibbled to death by an okapi
catberg sitting on arm got me trapped
Just had to do a Powerpoint presentation. Not done that since school lol
christine bleakley has aged disastrously
>>203550979piano i reckon, very transferable into other instruments/digital creation
following a poo trail
>>203550969>£4000 a month after NI and taxesalri literal millionaire
Our chronicler of the decline.
>>203551019that's what i thought too, i used to play a little bit about 10 years ago but i've forgotten it all now
aint dat rite!
>>203550969flush bastard im on 1700 a month after ive paid for ukraine and israel and the dolebirds and the refugees
>>203551038>monthI get paid weekly
there's a poo on the loose
>>203551076>Demetriusblud finna go ona odyssey
>>203551041he has a face like a slapped arse but i liked his show and have a copy of his book on drinking. the big man was putting away too much booze and changed it fair play to him
>>203550979guitar, electric or acoustic? my dad was big on acoustic he'd pull it out for a choon when he was drinking with mates. i bought a nice hoenner harmonica during covid but never got around to going deep with it
>>203551041>>203551121I also remembered his face from this documentary a few years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8SvnmNo48A
>>203551139he didnt though it was a timed upload taken before
This negative reaction to the German manager is very strange. What's it all about?
the beautiful people the beautiful people
>>203551139damn his abs were on point imagine having a girl that fit and still wanting to kill yourselfthe mindrot of atheism
>>203551204england fans don't want a germ*n manager it's unpatriotic
what's them big hoodies called that are basically wearable blankets?
don't think about how you're the last in an unbroken chain of life going back to the beginning
>>203551243Makes me feel powerful more than anything. Someone's gotta stop this bullshit
>>203551135Never understood how harmonicas workDo you block off the holes with your fingers or just get very accurate with your blowing?
>>203551237No, it's mostly being said by people who were all for the BLM shite and cheering on the 'three lions' (the blacks who missed the penalty).
>>203551227Just imagining JC Ryle hearing this concupiscent shite spewing from your gob.
>>203551241oodie. i have one, comfy asf i use them as a blanket too
>>203551139least she’s free to bounce on jungle bbc now to get over the grief
Going to start eating healthier. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t eat artifical sweeteners and takeaway slop anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Fruit. Vegetables. Meat. Get myself healthy. Unprocessed food. Always. If I eat healthy, my body will respect me. Time to get a move on.
>>203551241>>203551293getting sick of this woke bollocks
i've got to see a man about a poo
>>203551303do you drive a taxi by chance?
>>203551283
agfh uraa dall ipsv oeee
>>203551303>I’m 30 nowktim, it’s my birthday today you see
>>203551303Do it lad. My Dad got fat in his early 40s and then lost it around 48 and says he feels young again. Remember that feeling like shit is your choice until you become 70 or something.
>>203551292what a bizarre namedrop
>>203551341happy birthday swedanon
>>203551076I'd rather the free Big Lurch
>>203551272both, you block the front holes and also blow and suck the back holes
>>203551204>>203551273What's their reaction?
>>203551341Happy birthday lad, I turned 30 last month.
I desperately need a new hobby, I'm so bloody bored all the time
Which are you?
any flight of the conchords superfans in
steve winwood ginger with dark brown eyes you know what I mean
>>203551371how about a fucking JOB you lazy CUNT
>>203551376I'm a human being
off to cumree this weekend
>>203551391But you're not though, you're an infinite unique form of spiritual consciousness locked in a base layer of reality. Your mission is to experience what life is as a spirit embodied in a biological computer.
>>203551371could make a gooncave
>>203551387I can't work I am disabled
>>203551341I'm 31 and still a kissless virgin, hope you're doing better than me.
>>203551411Gnosticism is such utter cringe.
>>203551422You seem to be typing on your keyboard just finr
Think I got the flu, right before the weekend too fucking hell
>>203551411utterly bizarre post
>>203551436You would say that. Chances are you aren't leaving Samsara.
for me?mummy's bite
>>203551376not pictured : the slimy slug
>>203551436No he's completely correct
Nanberg can be a drama queen sometimes, I drink 3-4 times a month and she recently said my 'drinking habit' is 'concerning'. Her grandad was a Calvinist Methodist preacher though, so it's understandable. She drinks about once a year.
>>203551459More info on the slimy slug?
>>203551381Fuck yeah, love those sexy hobbits
>>203551455for me it's santa's yumnuts
>>2035514557 australian dollars a doughnut and buy 8 get 4 free? so 8x7 56 dollars for 12 doughnuts
>>203551455The Mummy's bite looks more like a Franken Donut than the Franken Donut does
>>203551455>buy 8>get 4 freeAre you trying to outdo the Yanks?
>work for 55 years>at the end of it you're "treated" to a cheap cake from tesco and a "celebration"
>>203551451Jeet nonsense, fuck off.>>203551464No, he's wrong.
Toil has been handing out a lot of long service awards this week15 old cunts who have worked here for over 40 yearsMental, tying your whole life to one toilberg
>>203551436>>203551448dirty pigs
>>203551455what is this place? getting sick of woolies, donut king and crispy creme
>>203551473blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>203551507probs got a good pension
>>203551508Hopefully you'll get reincarnated as an enlightened freethinker like the rest of us gnostics.Only then may we meet in the Afterlife.Namaste my friend.
>>203551455One of each I reckon
>>203551455explain what is a 'choco wacko'
>>203551459>the slimy slugInvulnerable due to already being a slimey slug.
>>203551455I wouldn't eat any of this, at 30 I can't neglect my health eating such junk. If I wanted a sweet treat i'd have a banana.
>>203551455How can a man become slim in the face of such deliciousness?
>>203551558poof
Eating a banana lengthwise
>>203551504mummy's bite, big-eye boo, and franken donut are clearly all in the wrong spots
>>203551573madtal
I'm a 2 man today
>>203551564disorders and such
>>203551532You are, quite literally, the most boring blog posting cunt in this general. You've never once made an interesting or amusing post. You are an evident social spastic and have a very very limited IQ, you are a wart.
>>203551455Is this that thing they had on the ABC the other day where it was all a big con by some tarq scrote taking advantage of a badly worded press release from a meme yank doughnut company
sad state of affairs for a culture when the simple act of eating a banana is immediately ridiculed for looking like a blowjob, but blowjobs are not similarly lambasted for looking like eating a banana
>>2035515879 me
>>203551587little bit this
>>203551594project on >>203551587oscillate between 7 and 9 non eothers ever
>>2035515876
>>203551615don't wanna meet you on a 9 day!
>>203551615You oscillate between men's cocks and arseholes.
>>203551507My plan is to just piss off one day and not come back
imagine you're sucking a bloke off and he starts giggling and you're like 'what' and he's like 'looks like you're noshing on a nana'
>>203551641dunelm
>>203551641fantasise on
>>203551573the looooong way
>>203551648no dont think I will
>>203551507Where is your evidence that it was a cheap cake from Tesco?
ever watch the peng gay porn and think corr this is bloody peng
Bro bro. You're coping bro. That's some copium bro. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal dyel. Im so bald
a baby has died rorke a f*cking baby and you couldn't care less
>A GOATHERDER from northern Iraq who ended up selling drugs on the streets of Aberystwyth has been jailed.>Swansea Crown Court heard how Hawre Ahmed, 35, had fled to the UK ‘seeking a better life’ but had been recruited by an organised crime gang and ended up as a street seller in Aberystwyth.>Ahmed worked for an organised crime group that used asylum seekers as couriers and dealers and using car washes and barber shops as "front" businesses."
smol
>>203551594I will now refute the lies in this post:.
>>203551684>. Im so bald
https://vocaroo.com/1oE5sDdz9bxe
>>203551693
“Liam Payne is dead” so are 335,000 Palestinians
>>203551706>Blank space
>>203551729
Would kill a million Palestinians if it would bring are Liam back (RIP angel)
>>203551693the only tragedy is that there were survivors
L. I am pain...
>>203551740nice, now let's see BradleyAboutToExplodeWithLaughter1.jpg
bradders on a madders
>>203551753>vox pop asks one direction mourners how many palestinians they would kill to have liam backcoward journalists never ask the hard questions
>>203551341happy birthday mater>>2035515878>>203551729stay chilly free willy
got shag all to do at workmight play with my wilbert
Liam Payne was the same age as me, despite the fact I've outlived him he probably lived more in the last ~15 years than I will ever live.
>>203551729The only reason someone would inflate the figures like that is antisemitism.
Bradeleine McWalsh
>>203551804on a friday morning?not on
filed under webms I won't be opening
>>203551802that don't add up
>>203551804looks like you're noshing on a nana
>>203551804err bit gay that
>>203551804Corrr wish that were me
>>203551804skinniest dick i've ever seen
>>203551809
>>203551804fuck sake looks like he's eating a banana aaahaaa
>>203551829Loads of women watch gay porn
>>203551695what kind of drugs tho? were they good?
>>203551804Hold on he's getting sucked off by a bloke
>>203551587seen number 9, its in the leeds armories
>>203551843women are notorious benders
>>203551804Imagine being the Uber driver having to be ok with that going on in the back because they’ll give you a 1 star rating for saying something
>>203551832No mirrors in your house then?
>>203551865how so?
get in get in get f*cking in lads this. is. everything.
had a mildly upset stomach for days nownothing but disjointed, soft, bitty poos. Would give anything for a nice solid poo.
>>203551865this is a great insult because it subtly implies his belly blocks the view
>>203551907Join the club
every train station looks like somwhere i've been to
>>203551907psyllium husk
>>203551906how much of it will actually go to education?
>>203551906We’re literally living like shit while they do this
>>203551906scottish tory bellends still being cockwombles i see
>>203551906Diego wanking over this
>>203551928what did you just call me
>>203551907Ooh careful what you wish for mate no one wants an arse splitting diamonds poo with blood everywhere
>>203551907Improve your gut bacteria. Cut out artifical sweeteners, seed oils, processed food. Eat raw fruit, meat, vegetables, dairy eggs. I'm 30 now and hoping to cure my debilitating IBS.
>>203551958I eat 12 eggs a day lad.
>>203551949?
>>203551984celebrating halloween early?
you can not name the members of your band john john jim and bob that's stupid
>>203551924iktf
>>203551951ahaha xx
>>203551924Do you fart?
>>203551984mad how i've been in all thse photos
>>203551984seasidemark been around there?
>>203551977You love foreigners and hate white people
Halloween must be the best time to commit a rape, all those skantily dressed slags asking for it, and when asked to describe the perpetrator to the police, "oh he was dressed in a *halloween outfit* like everyone else."
introducing the new gf to my friendship group tomorrow de lads. bit nervous x
Some people like myself are naturally hesitant and not filled with excitement when they think of an activity like skydiving. Others can be excited for this and actually seek out doing it, with no real fear. These people always seem to be those who are most successful and just don’t hesitate or perceive risk. How can you change into someone like that? I don’t believe me going and doing it will actually rewire my general approach to things.
>gf>friendship groupI see the shaggers are in
>>203551804tip merchant. No shaft work at all there. Game's gone to shit
>>203551984Now THIS is living
>>203552045
>>203552048just say you're a pussy next time.
>>203552036
>>203552036don't give up on your dreams
>>203552036There's a bit in the Harry Potter books, the 7th one I think, where Voldemort is cutting about a village in his robe but it's halloween and a small child thinks he's wearing a costume then eventually realises it's not a costume. Voldemort considers Avada Kedavra'ing the kid (due to his evilness) but elects not to.
>>203552060Wait a minute that crucifixCan't stand these Jesus freak women
>>203552058to be fair it's not pretty but it's great suckcraft, tiphunting lets him control the distance so he can get in, do some suckage, and then slip out of the firing line should the uber driver look in the rearview
mad how all the normal lads learnt how to make friends, bond with people, banter, flirt, be a man, etc. when they were young through their teensWhilst I, an autistic freak, didn't learn those things until my 20s and a lot of basic things I'm still learning to this day
>>203552142Bit small isn't he
>>203552035hs?
Any 27 year olds in the house?Are you satisfied with life and your 20s in general?
>>203552045by friendship group do you mean your four black bulls?
>>203552164I used to be 27
I'm 30 now. No Porn. No Processed foods. No Polyester clothing. Moisturize. Daily. Healthy mind. Healthy body. It all starts from the basics.
>>203552188Same grew out of my 24 year old phase years ago now
>>203552142ive never felt that normal. ive been on 4chan for far too many years. but ive still managed to maintain relationships. if you cant manage that then you're literally not human. its innate to our species.>>203552180no, i do not
>>203552142pic is how I feel ktim
>>203552205Travis Bickle ahh
>>203552205and what of the 12+ hour goon sessions?
any album recs lads?
>>203552188ktim
>>203552224imagefapchavslots of great albums
>>203552223That time could be spent,Working outReadingMeditating
>>203552164In. No, I’m not. I haven’t done anything. I got a bachelors degree which I didn’t make the most of. No prospects after it. I have worked a couple years in a job that lead nowhere, got nothing to show. I have had a failed LDR too and that’s all. I’m not happy with my accomplishments and really feel like I’m 22 still based on them.
mental how dedicated lads in the UK are straight up just building new steam locomotives all the time need more of that
>>203552241' (I think?)
12 hour meditation session this weekend
Poo Fighters
Tonight's plans >leaving dinner/drinks with flatmate >head to the pub for a swift couple with the lads>home by 11>Wallace and Gromit a matter of loaf and death kino
>>203552286GOOD LAD
anybody been to that new railway station in belfast
>>203552224Cavalcade by Black Midi
>>203552270Think I'd just fall asleep after 15 minutes
>>203552268bit pointless init
>>203552301yeh loads of people
Long live Sinwar
>>203552301yeahbloody massive it is
>>203552286blog on you lucky bastard
>>203552338Didn't he just die
balck men
me? im a blogposter
>>203552308the joy of steam enthusiasts and preserving history is the ONLY point you need
>might get the Boris on>one of the new albums I haven't listened to Noise>2014fuck, time has done me again
>>203552355GOOD LAD
>>203552286me?just dinner and chill with the gf tonighttomorrow will have afternoon pints with the friends before a music audio gig event
>>203552384Fairly good lad
the 'f'st
>>203552355I enjoy them
>>203552384ever shag her up the arse?
being alone at 27 is making me want to kill myself there’s no cope to fix it
>>203552394lol wanker
>>203552408you’ve got plenty of time
>>203552394just had a coffee me, not a nonce you see
>>203552393meets all the criteria of a very good lad actually.>>203552405...yh
>>203552384FONC
>>203552394Do fish rice for tea myself. Don't normally I find I'm still hungry
>>203552408in the same boat de laWhere did it go so so wrong for us
might become a coffee guy
>>203552286me? go to the gym, go to the shop to buy UNPROCESSED FOOD. (Beef mince, vegetables, fruit) then watch Leeds play
>>203552408You do not know your worth
wanking a cock with my arse
>>203552434sorry lad only I am the arbiter of such things but it is some good lad criteria indeed. Enjoy your dinner and pints
makes my blood boil
Call the feds I'm off me medsCall the bill I'm off me pills
might become a pooey arse shagging guy
no pub tonightdinner with the drug dealer I want to shag tomorrow let's see if I can do it
>>203552431no one is impressed by feminine breakfasts
>>203552481how is it any different to the the lad you deemed a GOOD LAD. in fact, im doing more than required. i implore you to re-consider
>>203551303Want this to be me
in my day, joking about being a faggot wasn't funny
>>203552469Cringe. Keep being a boy scout while we all enjoy the food we really want
>>203552504do you think a sexual relationship with a drug dealer is wise?
>>203552473What’s does this mean?
>>203552523don't see what would make it unwise
House is currently being inspected and I had to show off my passport to them and I'm like 6 stone lighter in my passport (lockdown weight, you see) and they did a double take.
>>203552408wait till you're 42 and the same haha
Dude, NOT COOL. You can't just joke about dudes poopy harry assholes like that
>>203552515Defo not a good lad when you’re begging to be called a good lad
sing up the 'ra
>>203552547what if the cops burst in right as you're shagging?
>>203551765It got deleted so there's only a 2 3 and 4
>>203552515Yeah fair play lad, I only gave the other lad GOOD LAD status because he was pubbing it up on a Friday as opposed to pre’s on a Saturday arvo - however upon reflection Saturday arvo beers are cracking (if it’s in the beer garden) so I take it all back GOOD LAD
just a coffee for breakfast for me (I'm a poof you see)
>>>/hm/2637937
ah yes the bi-monthly house and passport inspectiondrop your trousers for your penis inspection while you're at it
My good friend Nigel, he's in the SASoh yes oh yes
>>203552554>House is currently being inspected and I had to show off my passport to them
>>203552526Your self respect does not need to hang on having a relationship
Deleted my Bradley folder when I planned on quitting /brit/ and I sorley regret it now.
Want to try going to a church so was looking at some which are near to me in my area. Some observations. They’re mostly filled with old white boomers, noticed a couple of young blacks by the looks of the pictures. Also, the Anglican churches have absolutely no peng younger women at all but I noticed the RC church has quite a few or atleast some who could be pengrim. Wonder why.
>>203552631
>>203552602The peng gay pornWould be even fitter if it were two vaginers penetrating each other instead
>>203552620HE SAYS A CHANGE IS JUST AS GOOD AS A REST
counterfeiting a poo
>>203552641>I noticed the RC church has quite a few or atleast some who could be pengrim. Wonder why.slavs
>House is currently being inspected and I had to show off my passport to themmad the song and dance they make rentoids too
>>203552641>by the looks of the pictures.So you haven't been to any then
>>203552641you keep watching other people live instead of living
>>203552589thanks mate.
>>203552621Live in a council house, it was just to prove who I am.
copealone sell me a 2 bed flat for 450k ladcome on
Slavs are not fit, they're all plain janes
>>203552695dont have any 2 bedroom flats going at 450k
>>203552686Why are they inspecting your house? You a nutter?
>>203552682Got any photos saved of women with peng tummies?
>>203552701LOVE plane jains don't care what ethnicity they are (so long as they aren't well you know)
I know there's some blokes I like to chat with in /brit/, but they must be away now
>>203552713It's a routine thing, to make sure you aren't living in a pigsty. Bet money they don't inspect immigrant homes.
>>203552591are you calling coffee lad a poofter?
>>203552726yeah?
>>203552682I like this a lot. How can I stop doing it?
>>203552751>>203552751
>>203552722no
>>203552733dystopian
>>203552741leave the housestart doingawkwardness is made by youeven awkward situations are made by you making it so
