the cream mutual masturbation session edition
First for dead girls
Going to confess that i've never found Emma Watson to be particularly attractive. Not ugly, just kind of normal imo
dead thread
>tfw only Brit in /brit/it not right
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>>203546366black eyeslike a doll's eyes
jenny fabian transferred syd barrett's mitochondria into andy summers
mad how the english have no negative feelings whatsoever towards the other home nations but every single celtoid lives in a perpetual state of irrational seethethe irish even made up things like those "no irish no dogs" signs they were so desperate to feel persecuted, never even existed
Gonna do ket again lads like last night
Get her farts sniffed, get her bumhole licked, get her shit scranned.
it basically the weekend if you think about it x
tapping my screen, WAKE UP BRITONS
>>203546480>mad how the english have no negative feelings whatsoever towards the other home nationsThey definitely do, they've just piped down about it in recent years because pakis and jamaicans gave them a taste of their own medicine
>>203546511ever got into a hole so deep you pissed yourself? i did, luckily i have tiles and i was laying on the floor when it happened so it was easy to clean when i came to my senses
>>203546296even during the 00s when the Potter movies were coming out and I was a kid I never cared for her
>>203546609faggot
>>203546615she's just not that good looking? she's not ugly or anything but nothing special
going to have to get out of Puregym.
We're the deplorables
>>203546563Nah I do a pee ket piss and shit every time for this reason lad
>>203546652how hard is it to cancel a direct debit? takes three minutes
lent mum 200 quidnever seeing that again
>>203546690yeah I know, it's easy as fuck. Just need to get a membership to my old gym back first
There aren't enough brick and mortar banks these days
>>203546784prefer banks that deal in cash personally.
Done me lineOn the s isomer tonight so should be less paralysedBeen about 4 years since I last done s iso and I cried last time I done it
>>203546790is the spacemarine game any good? don't know anything about warhammer
Lmao wtf
want to see heathermong launched out a catapult
Got em name on
>>203546556can you elaborate you kind of lost me here
>>203546643Those are the best kind of girls man. Girls next door.
>>203546856english have less time to bully others in modern times because they're losers who get bullied by their third world immigrants
footy back this weekendget in
>>203546847how do you even browse 4chan while in a k-hole, letters are so fucken blurry and focusing kinda ruins the vibe, put angels egg on, get the choons on and go lay on the floor nibba
>>203546900ketamine sounds fucking shite
Never watched Red Dwarf, is it good?
>>203546869bizarre headcanon written in a smelly bedroom in aberwaffyn on a computer bought with universal credit
>>203546923no
The Conservatives have a choice between a man who's obsessed with reducing and capping immigration, and a woman named Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke, and it looks like they're set to go for the latterImagine going back to 1924 and showing people what would become of Britain
>>203546932>headcanonit's an established fact that pakis rape and groom english girls and the police covered it up
>>203546915its p sweet in the right conditions/headspace
>>203546958Pipe down mate, I'm trying to game over here. Got it?
england cries out for balkanization, a chieftain for every county
>>203546958the party might actually just fade into irrelevance and die then, a leader who was serious about reducing immigration was about the only thing that could revive it
>>203546962utterly mind warped freakazoid to somehow connect this to relations between the home countries. whatever your trying to say is obviously wrong anyway since the english used to cheer on the scots and the welsh at football until recently, which is just a reaction to realising how hateful and deranged you freaks are. no idea why you thought "muh brown people" was in anyway relevant to what that anon said yank-brained mong especially given the state of welsh and scottish cities nowadays
Society doesn't want you beating off to a video where a feminine trans lass shoves her cock to the camera and asks you to suck it
wow doing drugs yeah you're cool
>>203547009Learned this the hard way, myself
>>203547008typical english, always talks shit but has a melty when someone talks backgo babysit your wog nephew
>the english used to cheer on the scots and the welsh at football until recently
>>203547041I still cheer for the Welsh. not the Scottish though. Sad bunch of cunts they are
>>203547008Rattled freak
>>203547041bradders face looking as dry as the sahara here
>>203547035mind-broken yank golem
>>203547070just like your gf when she sees your cock xx
If you are dating an 18/19 year old and you are older than 21, you are a NONCE
>>203547095downright odd assertion
Feeling a 0 coming on checkem
kill yourself heathercunt.
>>203546958>fourth most evil country in the world will collapseoh no
>>203547134There's about a dozen more evil countries
What would the world be like
>>203547185>israel>usa>canada>saudi arabia>ukchange it to 5th then
>>203547242need more articles like this
>>203547202Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, America, France, all evil countries
Think I might have severe ADD. You down?
>>203547102not how it works pal
Tonight's a cans night.The current listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JpxDebokM
>>203547312the glaring omission here lets me know there's no point in talking to you
We're all gown
>>203547427Won't be clicking as it's utter shite. I don't even need to open the link to know it's absolute garbage
>>203547501I'm not, I'm a T-shirt.
Yada yada
>>203547312you forgot belgium, spain and the netherlands
>>203547427Gave it a shot just in case. 5 seconds in and I'm cringing hard already
Had the best hole of my lifeI u knitted my tsumea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-6RvkH880..
>>203547427*I* liked it, emmayank
imagine spending a whole drug trip just sitting there refreshing /brit/how inconceivably grim
>>203547555Yeah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDc8_fm5JAc
>>203547665
>>203547665you have no proof that was what he was doingalso i didn't know ketamine trips were so short
back on the lemsip
God is with Russia
kill yourself heatherfreak.
>‘in the slave trade we (the British) had surpassed in guilt the world, so in foreign wars we have the most aggressive, quarrelsome, warlike and bloody nation under the sun’. In October 1850 he wrote a letter claiming that in the last 25 years ‘you will find that we have been incomparably the most sanguinary nation on earth… in China, in Burma, in India, New Zealand, the Cape, Syria, Spain, Portugal, Greece, etc, there is hardly a country, however remote, in which we have not been waging war or dictating our terms at the point of a bayonet’. Cobden stated that the British, ‘the greatest blood-shedders of all’, had been then involved in more wars than the rest of Europe put together. This was factually correct.
>>203547779Feel free to move back to whichever shithole your parents crawled out of and give your house to the red man you ugly fucking mutt
>>203547802done him
>>203547802what are you offended by? that some tarquins and jewish bankers who despise you were evil, and still are? stupid cunt
>>203547665I was not doing that lmao
>>203547691https://youtu.be/_vG_mTt6hCs?si=AHFPmuk3pp8_E4Ox
S iso is so nutsWildest k hole I've ever had and half an hour later im fine to type
>>203546958What the fuck is wrong with this bastard country holy fuck
4chan needs a way to have more robust bansThese jokers can just go on their mobiles or reset their IP
The ballroom of the (Bay) Majestic, the hotel is now called the Park Inn by Radisson (tripadvisor.co.uk).
haven't used 4chan other than /brit/ in so long what's it like?
Any lads on here ever felt a cobweb like feeling on your face?
>>203547993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAO0ex91j9I
>>203547993Kind of? I've never done ketamine
>>203548050Apparently it's associated with "spiritual awakenings", electromagneticism as well as neurosyphilis???
>>203547993Get that after a stroke or 2, also after I sweat and the sweat dries (after having sex with your mom) get some
feel like shit. still recovering from dental work. take care of your teeth kids.
>>203548170brits after flossing be like
did the loser make the 4chan post
>>203548203i feel attacked
Do you think Charli xcx would do F*k A Fan?
Proto gf said it gives her the ick when I bring my own reusable cup to Starbucks
bro censored fuck
>>203548341please don't say that word here
mad reading mumsnet and how they advise mums to call the police everytime someone in school calls their sprog a meanie name, no wonder this country got in such a state
You lot are funny Funny guys
>>203548322no
>>203548363Nothing wrong with that, dickhead.
ladsnet
grains sugar and seed oils for brekkie
>>203548368thanks, me and my mates broden and codax used to banter eachother to shit at college so i fit in here
>>203548406huntron? no fuckin way bro
predator vs codax IV
>>203548379you'd probably think differently if the police paid you a visit after calling me "dickhead"
>>203548439Why you hiding behind the police, big lad? Thought you were a hardman?
I'm autistic
Getting a haircut tomorrow
>>203548481There's nothing wrong with it :^)
>>203548430no the names xaxton the third, graduated OPA '15 with a joint-minor degree in sociology with computer science and korean. got in on a pickleball scholarship and lived in kappa-omega frat on the george floyd campus, behind the statue of his bbc
there's nothing wrongwith just a little little funwe were dancing, all night longdon't stop, come a little closeras we jam, the rhythm gets strongerbut suddenly, i see the shining sunbefore i knew it, my dream was all gone
>>203548491what sort of haircut are you going to get?
italian gf
this is neither the time nor the place
>>203548491>>203548487>>203548405blog teh fook une
>>203548612literally all me
*enters thread through a smoke-filled doorway like in Stars In Their Eyes*quite foggy out
>>203548581i don't know. I want some kind of short back and sides but they always leave the fringe, which I want gone this time around. No idea how to ask for that without them raping my hair
>>203548630take a picture with you
>>203548658yeah probably will use a picture. Had a browse and "Ivy League" looks to be kinda what I want. My luck I will end up going to one of these Turkish Barbers and they wont have a clue what im on about.
My parents fell for the equity release scamI've got NOTHING
about to release some equity
bandle in one (1) today
hawk tuahspit on that thang
>>203547920hows the afterglow, spliff?
>>203548770have you considered the caesar cut, could be the only thing between you and a new roman empire
>>203548884not sure if it's the cut itself or just the over done style of cut they use in these model photos, but this looks very gay
When you switch from the nappy to knickers
>>Inheritance tax increases expected in BudgetBased based based based basedRizzape and gizzape tarqs
>>203548906would a roman do anything gay?
Nearly the weekend
>>203548942nothing historically would suggest so. Proper dick in the vagina lads they were
>>203548933the wealthy get around this currently by using trusts anyway. it's just another attack on the middle class
this is my life today
>>203548993that will be $5 a month plus tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVxIjpycNcwhy aren't i in thsi video ffs
Christ on a bike is a phrase you don't hear often
Christ on a nigger dick
>>203549047bikes were banned by the car lobby
every american is an erotic american
have any of you lot actually paid for porn?
eric crap ton plays andy somers gibson on fresh cream
I JUST STOPPED BY
>>203549047for me it's "jesus fucking mary doggystyle christ"
i'm so gladi'm so gladi'm gladi'm gladi'm glad
>>203549144zased gay romano, nothing wrong with stopping by to meet a mate on the way to 'lantic city
watched barbie (2023) earlierstupid fucking film, it's like the lego movie except worse
would u a downs
>>203549212if i fancied her and she was into it then yes
are midget downey's a thing?
wanking a poo
>>203549212shes the prettiest one i ever seen. barely even looks like she has it
>>203549212they have the cheat code to happiness but it comes at the cost of like 90% chance of dementia in their 40s and dying at 55
big big fan of americans measuring solids by volume so i have to waste my time converting it to metric
>>203549303why cant i be a catberg and just lie on the sofa and not go to toil
>>203549303Harvey Dent's cat.
/brit/ lads don't understand how filters work hahacute
thank god I’m not esl must be absolute hell when everything even your country’s signage is English
>>203549341think you mean two face
>>203549374monolingual mong
harvey harvey harvey dent
>>203549280You get the milder cases like thisUsually the ones who get put up to advocating letting them be treat as normal people
>>203549303who woulge dinner it is my cat.
autism can genuinely be cured by getting a bit of dirt on your nose
>>203546270i need a session
>>203549439why would you?
There is in God (some say)A deep but dazling darkness …
>>203549439corrr need to shag that
>>203549425myself i brute-forced my lack of social skills by working in sales for about 10 years, real trail by fire innit were good at it too
>>203549456why would i do what?
wonder what the male female ratio is
>from the river to the sneed palestine wi-ACKWTF Palibros...I thought he was hiding in the 9000ft deep Gaza tunel cumpit...
>>203549439OI DARREN COME LOOK AT THE LAST FANNY YOU'LL EVER HAVE
>>203549439what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4qyQ_logY
anyone more hot wedding slag pics? im on the verge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnuZaB8cGvcKino is back on the menu
>>20354957340 minutes of a shite camera angle and no editing
>>203549549'Tis a dream that I in sadnessHere am bound, the scorn of fate;'Twas a dream that once a stateI enjoyed of light and gladness.What is life? 'Tis but a madness.What is life? A thing that seems,A mirage that falsely gleams,Phantom joy, delusive rest,Since is life a dream at best,And even dreams themselves are dreams.
>>203549573HOLY SHIT
Just learned that sea sat is not called sea salt because it comes from the sea. Mind boggling
>>203549536Find it upsetting deegs?
>>203549439um
Just watched Tenet for the first time. Holy shot.
>>203549668yeah it was a real piece of shit huh
>>203549610nevermind it's a reupload from 2019dogshit yank post making me think it was new original content fucking making me log in to my burner youtube account CUNT
Anglo first-name, ethnic surname: High IQEthnic first-name, Anglo surname: Low IQ
>>203549660kosher salt isn't kosher either
>>203549668watched it but didn't hear it lol bad sound mixing
>>203549660explain this mongo>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_salt>Sea salt is salt that is produced by the evaporation of seawater
>>203549678The mrs is indian first name, Irish surname
>>203549700no its because the way the make it makes the salt crystals white and not clear. So it's called sea salt because it's salt you can sea
>>203549700Doesn’t contradict what I said does it you CUNT
>>203549714that would be "see" you fucking idiot. also no proofs
>>203549726see is a letter mate. It comes after bee
>>203549696Also couldn't hear properly, had to use subtitles, but I thinks it's due to my ESL ears.
>>203549770she's still round in all the right places
>>203549674Nah, great movie. My brain's still twisted.
>>203549770grim
>>203549781no l had to use them as well its a badly made movie
>>203549770Did you fuck her
>>203549829That's his mum you sick fuck
>>203549605lovely
>>203549847doesn't answer the question
gonna find something to complain about
>>203549664ytes
King is flying in just waved at his planehttps://www.flightradar24.com/ASY352/3797f0e0
what will become of us?
Former KKK Leader David Duke Endorses Jill Stein
if you take one step towards godhe will take two steps toward you
>>203549923You should hear about the new wives who sleep with their bull in front of the husband in their dress before the husband gets any
>>203549968Do you think pornos are documentaries
going to slip a few SSMisms in to this here stand up meeting
waiting for the train x
>>203550018yummy... ;P
not scranning a maccies breakfast might be for you, but it's not for me
>>203550018mad how just one photo of part of your body and the incel energ yis stil loff the charts
Couldnt have a hit song like this today saying 'God is good' the wokes would llow ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4
>>203550047cope on deegs bet that guy shags
>>203550047Bitter little goblin you are
>>203550047Kek fucking braindead mongoloid
Hey Bruce it's Brendan Fraser from the movie "George of the Jungle".Just wanted to stop by and wish you a happy birthday! :)
>>203550018cheeky but legal
Ngl, that footage of Sinwar getting killed was fucking badass.
>>203550110Cheers mate!
cronem gettin dey dreds done x
i was off my dial in the shopping aisleafter having a bong down at woollongongthe mull really bites are berowra heightsand brain cells die at mount kuring-gai
>>203550060cope>>203550061truth>>203550086hs?
>>203550134was wasnt he in impenetrable underground tunnel complex?
>>203550131always got a peroni in me bag for the end of the day x>>203550032x>>203550047george st maccas syd cbd 8pm id send you flying to whatever backwater county youre from
yer da videos fireworks
mmhmm cronem gettin dey shape-ups
>>203550152alri john cooper clark
Mental how most of the reason the debt-fiat financial model works is that a majority of people just imagine something bad will happen to them if they don’t complyIt’s kind of like bringing a cup with you in to a fast food chain and filling it up, people don’t dare to because they think there is an invisible police man standing behind them, when in reality the people operating the register have no clue or care if you bought a drink or not, they just assume that you did buy one
>>203550188state mate
Wonder if Liam Payne would have been a degenerate drug addict if he never became famous
>>203550207this but massive fraud
>>203550187Idk. I’m guessing they were bombing every tunnel left and right and it was safer to be on land.It’s fucking crazy how he went down swinging. I’m generally pro-Israel but it was really something that captures respect.
>>203550207We are in possession of a High Court writ.
>>203550238every degenerate drug addict l've known hasnt been famous so probably
>>203550255He was just a normal lad before, I'm not talking about some homeless mentally ill person
really attracted to juliette lewis as she was in the early-mid 90s
alri
If God had a name what would it be?And would you call it to his face?If you were faced with Him in all His gloryWhat would you ask if you had just one question?And yeah, yeah, God is greatYeah, yeah, God is goodYeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeahWhat if God was one of us?Just a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTryin' to make his way home?If God had a face what would it look like?And would you want to seeIf seeing meant that you would have to believeIn things like heaven and in Jesus and the SaintsAnd all the prophets?And yeah, yeah, God is greatYeah, yeah, God is goodYeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeahWhat if God was one of us?Just a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTryin' to make his way home?Just tryin' to make his way homeBack up to heaven all aloneNobody callin' on the phone'Cept for the Pope, maybe in RomeAnd yeah, yeah, God is greatYeah, yeah, God is goodYeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeahWhat if God was one of us?Just a slob like one of usJust a stranger on the busTryin' to make his way home?Just tryin' to make his way homeLike a holy rolling stone?Back up to heaven all aloneJust tryin' to make his way homeNobody callin' on the phone'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
>>203550272Everyone’s a normal lad until they take drugs.
>>203547242There was a period for about 4 or 5 months when I was 15 where I would watch the one show when Adrian chiles was hosting it every day after school on BBC1. I don't understand exactly why I was so enamoured by it
might become a copget really fat and eat donuts and give people tickets for going 2km over the speed limit
ever seen 'the lair of the white worm'
>>203549986It happens
>>203550367ye my crotch in the mirror
>>203550299did you hear about that big fat bear that ate that other big fat bear during fat bear week
>>203550367yh
>>203550353heard theres like a shortage of coppers in nsw, seems interesting id love to work pushing papers cos dont think a skinny twink like me would get to go out on the streets plus i have a not so flash crim record dunno if that factors in
racist pagan-inclined anti-desertreligion atheists sent spiralling when they're told the vast majority of the greco-roman pantheon was derived from mesopotamia
I’m working lateCos I’m a singer
>>203550430all the good cops quit during covid because they didn't want to participate in the police state it became
(8) what if god was one of us (8)>>203550459iconic line
Wanna be really gay but i dont fancy men
>>203550505been hearing that heaven is actually a halfpipe
>>203550528Nah me neither although I've heard you do if you snort loads of oestrogen
alri lads
I don't usually talk to strangers, but it is four o'clock and I can't get a cab. I need a cab because I have packages, but it's four o'clock and all the cabs are off duty. They are making a shift change. At the bus stop I say, It's hard to get a cab now. The woman standing next to me glances over without turning her head. She faces the street where cab after cab drives by with its light off. She says, as if to anyone, It's hard to live now. I don't respond. Hers is an Operation Iraqi Freedom answer. The war is on and the Department of Homeland Security has decided we have an elevated national-threat level, a code-orange alert. I could say something, but my packages are getting heavier by the minute and besides, what is there to say since rhetorically it's not about our oil under their sand but about freeing Iraqis from Iraqis and Osama is Saddam and Saddam is “that man who tried to kill my father” and the weapons of mass destruction are, well, invisible and Afghanistan is Iraq and Iraq is Syria and we see ourselves only through our own eyes and the British, but not the French, and Germany won't and Turkey won't join us but the coalition is inside Baghdad where the future is the threat the Americans feel they can escape though there is no escaping the Americans because war, this war, is about peace: “The war in Iraq is really about peace. Trying to make the world more peaceful. This victory in Iraq, when it happens, will make the world more peaceful.”
>>203550555under the tongue is generally a better way to administer it
Im basically unemployed but I get 2.1k a month from wfh work. It gon be alright de ladas
>>203550462oh yeah how could anyone forget, also heard all the remaining senior coppers are constantly taking their sick/annual leave and its like a bit of a prob rn in the force. though i wonder what the training and requirements are to get in the police force, the state obv needs coppers but if theres a shortage is it less stringent to get in, i have a record but nothing crazy and never been to jail wonder if theyd overlook that
>>203550555I don’t wanna fancy men I wanna be gay in other ways
>>203550572alri claudia
>>203550583Gaaaay is that where you administer your cocks as wellShove it up your arse or don't bother at all
what happens in rutland
What does it mean to want an age-old callfor changenot to changeand yet, also,to feel bulliedby the call to change?How is a call to change named shame,named penance, named chastisement?How does one saywhat ifwithout reproach? The rootof chastise is to make pure.The impossibility of that—is thatwhat repels and notthe call for change?iiThere is resignation in my voice when I say I feelmyself slowing down, gauging like a machinethe levels of my response. I remain withinso sore I think there is no other way than release—so I ask questions like I know howin the loneliness of my questioning.What’s still is true; there isn’t even a tremorwhen one is this historied out.I could build a container to carry this being,a container to hold all, though we were neverabout completeness; we were never to be whole.I stand in your considered thoughts also broken,also unknown, extendingone sentence—here, I am here.As I’ve known you, as I’ll never know you,I am here. Whatever isbeing expressed, what if,I am here awaiting, waiting for youin the what if, in the questions,in the conditionals,in the imperatives—what if.>>203550610alri
>>203550672stays in Rutland
>>203550612not had the pleasure unfortunately
There's a little okapi on the lower left hand corner of my screen
>>203550689is it where you go to rut
>>203550589the standards are pretty low regardless, you just have to be reasonably fit and presumably not too old (like under 50)what's your record for?
>>203550700Let's see him then
>>203550700how big's your screen? how little's the okapi?
get the fuckin okapis out
really want to get one of those modern flip phones like it's an old school motorola razer from 2006 but it looks like an iphone that you can fold in half
>>203550729Here he is >>203550757 screens about 14 or 15 inches diagonally, okapi looks about a centimetre squared or so
>>203550784ceci n'est pas une okapilol you got copilot'd
my laptop screen is 16:10 which is a bit annoying, all screens should be required to have a 16:9 ratio
>>203550715bit of weed possession, speeding/not wearing seatbelt, driving without licence, low range drink driving LOL yeah dont think theyd want my arse on the force anyway
>>203550848>>203550848>>203550848
>>203550846depending on how long ago the offences were, they might overlook that, you can always ask them
>>203548847i feel great. idk if ur calling me spliff or asking if i had one but no i don't smoke weed when ketty it's quite literally the worst combination to have ever existed. i once smoked weed after doing ket and it traumatised me
i'm rotten
who made the deletions? little bastards