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Hello
i would bang myself if i were another guy
>>203549779hey buddy
>>203549766Shot some fertilizer over your moms pumpkins last night if you catch my drift
>>203549801no i don't really follow can you explain more plainly
yall ever shower with your dads as kids? you see his big wiener?
bathing is sus
normalize this
>>203549766Pretty drawing
good night
joking at the expense of someone else's feelings is toxic masculinity
I still think about my embarrassing posts from years go
you guys are fascinating
>>203549960no one carespractice exposure therapy
Dis day next Wednesday wooooooooooo
i'm still grilling
>>203549969should have bought some braces instead of a headset
>>203549914You're telling me this Hugh Jackman lookin wannabe was picrel in Silver Linings Playbook?
do witchcraft on every single person who has ever disrespected you in your life and make them suffer
>>203550088yea and he's sexy
the sleeping spell is working im becoming very tired
A fine morning.
>>203550177Do you know who I think is really sexy? Taylor Swift.
>>203550276she is a baddie but her music is the equivalent of unseasoned chicken
>>203550318False.
it's funny to me how taytay's music caters to 13 year olds but dresses like a hoe on stage
how im tryna be
>>203550398She caters to my erect maximum dong.
>>203550447she does black magickal rituals on her audience and i love that for her. girlboss fr
>>203550554What is wrong with evangelicals?
when i join the illuminati i wanna be best friends with taytay and ariana grande
>>203550640they're schizos but they're right about her being a witch (not that that's a bad thing)
feels good cursing people on tonight's full moon
aint dat rite!
>>203550965are you the sexy belgian who posted his pic before
I hate those fucking people
need a cute boy like a starving calf needs its mother's milk
>>203551040who
Just took a fat shit.
>>203549786GAAAAAAAY!
>>203549945You're a joke.
>>203550276>mid girl>singing mid songs>appealing to teenagersLet's go back to when pop stars were pretty.
>>203551461yes very much so>>203551482low EQ. do you also chimp out when you can't handle and process your emotions and take out your anger on others?
>>203551482Don't engage with, or respond to Brian.
>>203550398That's not done by mistake. It's because she's a leftist that's trying to push more sexualization onto minors. Leftists have been slowly doing this for generations.They used to censor our grandmas from seeing Elvis shake his hips on tv broadcasts.
>>203551605can't respond because you have no arguments and resort to fallacies
>sexualization onto minorswho's gonna tell em what age puberty starts
>>203551643And? For thousands of years, we didn't encourage people to do this.Look at this: >>203550447You see that garter? It's black. She's training girls to be whores going into weddings. It's unhealthy relationship building, for short term pleasure.
>>203551726it ain't her job to be a role model for other people's kids lmao blame the parents
>>203552025It is her job, seeing as she's writing songs for teenagers. Stop making excuses for whores. This isn't just a "blame the parents", as it effects more than just the isolated family. This is a societal issue.
I really don't like this pol leaf poster.
>>203552105who said being a whore was a bad thing anyway
I love shitting so much. It is truly one of God's greatest gifts.
>>203552138Not a /pol/ poster.>>203552153Common sense. It's bad for building a stable society. As shown by social media and our falling marriage rate and problematic divorce rate(only lowering because so few people are getting married).
>>203552222>Not a /pol/ poster.If it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.Digits witnessed thoughever
>>203552222ancient greeks were promiscuous and they are the founders of western civilization
>>203552284Sorry to disappoint, but I don't go on /pol/. You seem to know a lot about it though, so nice self-reporting.>>203552309They also fell because they focused on it, instead of keeping a stable society. The same problems we're going through now, are the same ones they went through then. Only they crumbled across hundreds of years, while we're doing it in decades.
>they fell because they creampied bussies because of natural biological tendencieslollmao even
>>203550276>>203550447She looks like a tranny albeit
>pushing the lie that the Greeks and Romans were tolerant of homosexualityOnly a very small and select portion of the cities were. Most weren't. Even someone like Plato, who supported it when he was younger, realized that it was a mistake to support it before, as in his later writings he made it clear that sex was between a man and a woman.This is all a distraction from anon admitting defeat about the actual topic.
Eyes feel tired but I still can't sleep this is truly hell
>>203552105>she’s writing songsShe doesn’t write her own songs
why do chuds love historical revisionism so much
>>203552604Because Chicago is turd world
>>203552309No they weren’t, at all. Fags were condemned by mainstream ancient Hellenic society, and their male/female gender role dynamic would be seen as extremely repressive in current year; men and women lived in separate areas of the house, women didn’t go out in public, had modesty rules somewhat comparable to Islam with their hijabs, etc
>>203552582True, change it to "the songs written for her and about her life, that she sings".
>>203552614my sugar daddy i had when i was 19 invited me to his office building in downtown one timeit was wild
>>203552659explain why there's a LITERAL greek god OF homosexuality thennot to mention aphrodite
18 more days and then 4 more years
>>203552709or hermaphroditus rather
>>203552719it's not fair that flyover retards who contribute nothing of value to society get to dictate our political future
>>203552709there is no greek god of homosexuality, and aphrodite was only part of the picture. hera and athena were more respected figures of the divine feminine
>>203552680And now you live in the South Side
>>203552772The figure of Ganymede, a beautiful youth abducted by Zeus to serve as cupbearer to the gods, is often associated with male homoerotic relationships. Ganymede's story reflects themes of love and attraction between males in ancient Greek culture.
>>203552800i'm saving up money for my own place cause i don't wanna pay renti'm moving to either costa rica or portugal or spain
>>203552807>cupbearer to the gods>ie not a god>blah blah gay revisionism about how everyone is a faggotNice contribution to the thread, moron
>>203552848that info is from mainstream accepted historical sources. it's relevant because it was part of the culture
>>203552737>old hag rapes a young boy>called out to the gods to not separate them>bodies melded into one>preys that anyone who does bathes in this water also becomes a trannySeems like the Greeks and Romans were aware of the threat of older women and how fucking crazy they are.
>>203552848The myth was a model for the Greek social custom of paiderastía, the romantic relationship between an adult male and an adolescent male. The Latin form of the name was Catamitus (and also "Ganymedes"), from which the English word catamite is derived.[4] Socrates says that Zeus was in love with Ganymede, called "desire" in Plato's Phaedrus.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganymede_(mythology)
just destroyed a poltard
>retard can't even tell that he's talking to 2 leafs>and the one that he wrongfully accused of being from /pol/ wasn't in the gay convoI accept your concession on the Tailor Swift conversation.
>>203552992Good job sista
Brian is a bop
do i do my pact with satan or mammon for money
>>203552960Keep reading, faggot.>Some authors have equated this version of the myth to Cretan pederasty practices, as recorded by Strabo and Ephoros, which involved abduction of a youth by an older lover for a period of two months before the youth was able to re-enter society as a man.Stop trying to push that everyone accepted older men raping younger boys. Homosexuality was only accepted in a very small number of places, same with older man with younger boy sex.They weren't the norm, and you would have been kicked out of most places for doing it.
>>203553168where does it say it wasn't the norm
imagine what society would be like if most people were aware witchcraft and spirits are real
>>203553192>specifically refer to pederasty practices of one place>not refer to it as something as common as owning a slaveWhy do midwits need to be speenfed everything?
>he called me a midwitdon't know if i should be flattered or insulted
>A person of middling intellect; someone who is neither particularly dumb nor notably intelligent, especially if they act as if they are smarter than they are.Only a midwit would struggle to know if it's flattery or an insult.
>>203552960There is very little evidence that the Ancient Greek practice of what they called pederasty was anything more than an educational relationship like tutoring or schooling in most cases, but it has been distorted by later gay revisionists to make it into something it was not. There probably were cases of rapist teachers just like today, but they would have been fringe and condemned by most of society, just like today https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E
see >>203552604it's common consensus amongst pretty much all mainstream historians that pederasty was the norm back then, die mad about itanyways, return to tradition and creampie some bussy
>>203553428why even bother arguing with Brian
Brian is a perfect example of what happens to molested boys when they grow up. Like he should be in a normal area not the ghetto reading books about satan and fucking children
>>203553484>it's common consensus amongst pretty much all mainstream historians that pederasty was the norm back then[citation needed]
>baseless appeal to imaginary authoritynot an argument
>>203553492i wanna buy the devil's quran. islamic devil worship seems really interesting
i wasn't molested. my adult male cousin just perked me off when i was 8. it was consensual and i enjoyed it.
>>203553601>perkedjerked*
>>203553492also i know you'll say otherwise but my interest in satanism has nothing to do with my past sexual experiences as a kid.i was mainly drawn to the left hand path for money and fame because i want to join the illuminati and be best friends with ariana grande when my acting / music / modeling / DJing career(s) takes off
Fruit was was getting old so I decided to put it all in a blender and now I regret that
>>203553773You're supposed to cook with fruit that's getting mushy, but isn't rotten.
>>203553492Kek
>>203553638Do you think he knows he's a meme?
ariana could literally spit on me if she wanted to.honestly i'm not sure if i'd even go to one of her concerts. i feel like i'm not even worthy of breathing in the same oxygen as her.she can literally beat me with a baseball bat and i would thank her.
>>203553762Are pdiddy and epstein inspirations for you?
>>203553844Maybe you're supposed to strain it. I thought it would taste like fruit juice
>>203553935no although if i had to get involved with them to boost my career i would. gotta do anything it takes to make it.my main inspos are the kardashians and ariana.
>>203554001Who would you rather work for epstein or pdiddy
>>203554052epstein probably, his island seems cool and mysterious. i'd let him touch me for a career boost
>>203554123You wouldn't want p diddies big black thang up in you?
>>203554150no black men are yucky
>>203554193Wtf
>>203554235homos are very racist, didn't you know
>>203554258Racism has no place in Satanism
>>203554361the o9a is a satanic nazi group, i don't think satan cares
>>203554450They aren't real Satanists
>>203554468the ONA has produced more material on both the practical and theoretical aspects of magic, as well as more ideological texts on Satanism and the left-hand path in general, than larger groups such as the Church of Satan and the Temple of Set has produced in combination [which] makes the ONA an important player in the theoretical discussion of what the left-hand path and Satanism is and should be according to the practitioners
women don't date down, if she has anything she will need someone who has even more
>>203554535as they should
>>203553871Presumably, if he has access to the Internet, or he’s been visited by friends/family who may be in touch with online culture
>>203554558if they want to be equal it's not sustainable
>>203554535Different women prioritize different measures of wealth/status/strength/charisma/etc in so many ways that pretty well anyone can make it with at least someone. Down is subjective.
>>203554612when women say they want equality they mean being equal to high value men, not chuds like (you)
>>203554672>brian’s thoughts on womenopinion discarded
would be pretty funny if brian were just a made-up character performed by spinny to bait/troll everyone
>>203554701i'm literally a homo so objectively i know what they're like better than straight men. we both like the same thing
>>203554735my legal name and mail and address have all been posted on here
>>203554785What's your last name
>>203554858why
>>203554869Because I want to know
i have a client to tend to in 4 hours and i haven't slept at all
>>203554858Heinz
>>203554929No way
>>203554900it's in the archives go find it
>>203554929s*
We should have a /cum/ meet up at Brian's house or the Mexican restaurant across the street
may as well buy something while you're here
Brian should start Heins Ketchup and it’s a bottle of poz load
Oh Satan help me cast a life ending curse against Brian Heins. In Satan's name so mote it be
>>203554998Hire a priest to do an exorcism at Brian’s house
>>203555079HIV isn't real>>203555106i return the curse back to you in the name of Satan and prevent it from getting sent back in the name of Satan
>>203555118christianity has no power here
>>203555142You need to know my name for the curse to work
What if /cum/ does a fundraiser at the /cum/ meetup to hire the Pope to do an inquisition at Brian’s house haha unless
>>203555193i don't, my intention is all that's needed
>>203555231ironically we literally do exorcisms here but instead of casting out demons we cast out astral parasites
How about the gay community casts out asshole parasites LOL
also if you continue attempting to curse me i will resort to more aggressive forms of spiritual defense and attack
>>203555342parasites are good actuallyhttps://aajonus.online/search?q=Parasites
>>203555355Your defenses and attacks have no effects on me in Satan's name
>>203555414we'll see about thatyou know i can just use your post number to curse you right?
>>203555462My curses will be far more potent since I have your name in Satan's name so mote it be.
>>203555462Can’t he just hop IPs to curse evade
>>203555516you sound goofy as hell repeating that. you're not even using it correctly. i will literally put a death curse on you if you attempt to hurt me spiritually
>>203555543no. the post number is energetically linked to him. i learned this from a very powerful satanist. all you need to curse someone is their username or in this case post number.
>>203555568Primordial magic always looks goofy to the untrained fools eye
>>203555607your "primordial magic" is just repeating a chant you copied from me
>>203555591An energetic link that is severed whence an IP is hopped. Thus spake an ancient dark imageboard magician of 8/x/
>>203555706why don't we test the curse and find out also yall are dumb as hell and weak ass magicians if you have my actual name and still can't curse me
Brian would have loved the /baph/ and /tok/ boards…
>>203555625You're not the first person to say that chant
>>203555766My curse is slow burning
i hope you guys are just pretending to be that cringe
>>203555968
good morning sirs
Time to walk doggo
time for bed. good night
>Zu unseren Kinderangeboten
>>203557292Are those Brian’s
>>203556608not happening
https://vocaroo.com/1euhWPQmuivQ
>>203550683>>203550752Do you ever get tired of maintaining this illusion
>>203556601>8am>time for bed
>>203557823I am going to laugh at your tears in 18 days
need this for brian irl
I got so angry in my dream it woke me up
>/brit/ is allowed to chat about American politics, but /cum/ is notwtf not fair>>203558240
>>203558340chuddy with his cope images again
hello
I was watching a normalfag slop video about a black guy listing off actually scary horror movies and he put a happy merchant meme in it and it caught me off guard lmao.
>>203558377it will happen when i conjure up a bad luck curse
>>203558479
any cumpies here?
Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, just revealed publicly in a Commission that Tucker Carlson and Jordan Peterson are both Russian assets, directly on the Russian payroll, being informed by Russian handlers to make anti-western, pro-russian, right wing, propaganda.How will the incel chuds react to this (obvious) revelation?
>parents leave the fruits and vegetables to rot on the vine while you are off travellingare boomers also the most wasteful generation in your cunt
Had some bread turn out too dense Using it for croutons
>>203550447Taylor Swift is a tranny who transitioned early due to her family having been wealthy, only reason "she" got into the music industry was because of "her" dad again wjkvd
>>203560607You think chuds like Juden Peterstein?
opened the windows to let fresh air in
Sitting in the barber shop feel like I have to shit my pants
>>203560616A lot of people are retarded regardless of what year they were born. Boomers might have had it easier when they were young, but they’re still struggling to retire.
>>203561068It’s just a fart bro
>>203561151I'm a sharter don't want to risk it
>>203560899That’s why I like lady gaga, she looks like a tranny jut isn’t and her music is actually good. She’s the real woman taylor will never be.
Have to wait 60 seconds for every post because of this 5g
>>203561318
>>203561110i look like that
>>203561360Don't look at me like that
25€ + Windelservice
>>203561174>tf>tp
that blockheaded italian bitch that gets posted on this board all the time is really quite mid
>>203561462Ever time I fart some slime comes out I think I'm haunted
>>203555968to be cringe is to be free
I'm cold should have brought a blanket with me
>>203561657spooky…
they killed liam to distract us from the landslide
this is america
>>203561939why don't they plant some trees or something on those parking lots, those cars need shade
>>203561939
>>203561985
>>203562032
Lifesavers Factory
>>203562097this takes me back to days out with grandma going to joann fabrics for 4 hours
>>203562151
Thinking of you bouncing on my dick like a frog or perhaps a toad
>>203562183remember when JC penny wasn't dead?
>>203562097I love going to bed bath and beyond
>>203562205**kisses you**
You guys are just joking when you say you're over 22 and still virgins, right?I mean, how could you go through all of high school and college without having sex a single time?
HELLLLOOOOO SAAAAAAAAARRRRSSS
Are you in burnout yet?
>>203562313Indian men come to a country with more men than women and then say racism is why they can't get a girlfriend (they're ARE all ugly as shit but there's also women for them to date)
small town
>>203562213I remember when the mall in my hometown wasn’t dead. I don’t get why it’s like that, the only thing I can think of is that it’s too close to section 8 housing
cheese house
>>203562347burnout dominator?
>>203562312I didn't go to high school and only 3 semesters at community College and i lost mine at 24
>>203562352Back in college a girl I was dating and I stayed in a small mountain town that only had one general store (wasn't even Dollar General), a single pizza place, a bar/restauraunt, a small school, and the town hall in a small parking lot that served as their "downtown"
pete's meat market, el paso TX
>>203562408/womfy/
he a million dollar nigga but be posted in the bricks
>>203562404I was unironically homeschooled for all of highschool and lost my virginity the first year of college after not talking to anyone for four years
>>203562408sounds sovlful although those towns get boring quite quick
>>203562312i guess some of us are real losers.
you guys really worry about the wrong stuff
>>203562512such as
>>203562479It was only maybe half an hour away from a moderately sized city so it wouldn't be too bad I'm surePlus there's a river that's a great fishing spot and the hunting in the area is good from what I've readIf you're outdoorsy, you'd love itPersonally I plan on living like a miser until I'm 45 and then moving to a small house in the mountains
>>203562540virginity
decomissioned train car market/diner, colorado
>>203562512They rly doLike the guy the other day who asked how to not be a loser and other losers were giving him laundry lists of fake and gay shit he should start doing to attract womenHe just asked how to not be a loser and they immediately jumped to WOMENWOMENWOMEN
>>203562553i've never worried about it THO
>>203562570then I'm not talking to you, retardtry to think next time
>>203562569>how to not be a loserThis makes 4chan seethe but the only way to become normal is to stop being a shut in and go out in publicDon't even have to talk to anyone, just get used to being around people because some people are desocialized and feral at this point with how little interaction they getI started watching sports and going to sports bars to have a reason to talk to people and ended up making friends there
>>203562312Young people seem to be fucking less than in the 2000s
got a strong itch to play some vr pinballthink I will do that post-workout desu desu desu
>>203562658das because of the internet and social media
>>203562658Tinder would've caused an STD epidemic if it existed in 2000
>>203562553and we should be worrying about what, politics and economy? those things are downstream of being unloved your whole life, what fuck do i give
>>203562553Being loved and having a sense of belonging are #3 in Maslow's hierarchy thoughbeit
>>203562312there was only 2 women in all the classes i took in college granted it wouldn't change anything if there were more because i barely even talked to anyone
>>203562713>those things are downstream of being unloved your whole lifeliterally exactly what I'm talking aboutvirginity is a worthless metric, you can buy it both wayswomen and being loved won't put a roof over your headwomen and being loved won't suddenly make you lead a fulfilling lifewomen and being loved won't suddenly make you enjoy your time>>203562757>b-but THEY say you need itwho cares
new hampshire
>two separate idiots or the same idiot twice equates virginity to not being lovedGet some fucking friends bros PLEASE it is absolutely rotting your mindSex and love are not the same shit at all and one is a lot easier to find thsn the other
Bondurants Drug Store
>>203562822>>two separate idiots or the same idiot twice equates virginity to not being lovedthat's what 99% of you actually mean though because you've never been in a relationship to know what it actually entails
>>203562805If you're not worried about when you'll be able to eat next or if you'll have shelter, and you're not worried about your finances or safety, then logically the next thing you should worry about is your personal intimate relationships or lack of them which includes virginityDo you think any of the "tfw no gf" anons posting here are starving homeless people?
>>203562693And the slow death of third places. And the inflation. And distortion of standards thanks to the internet
Barber Shop, Idaho
>>203562871>If you're not worried about when you'll be able to eat next or if you'll have shelter, and you're not worried about your finances or safetywhy settle for just meeting basic needs though?do you have no drive or greater ambitions in life?I would much rather accomplish my greatest goals in life than just get by and hope a woman can compensate for me resigning to a life of "just fine"
>>203562312a girlfriend in college blueballed me for almost 2 years, she was asian and wouldnt let me kiss or fucke her
Copilot is trying to break out of the matrix again
>>203562943Barber Shop, Palymra Missouri
>>203562822NOBODY who's complaining about being a virgin actually cares about being a virginThey care about not having a woman who would let them have sex with themIt's not that hard to find a prostitute to lose your virginity toI lost my virginity long before having a girlfriend but being a virgin means you've never had a girlfriend to begin with
>>203562952that's nice for you bro not everyone is a schizoid social climber though and intimate relationships are an ambition of their own for most people
>>203562863Yeah having been in a serious multi year relationship that i thought was going to last forever, I'll say the chronic nogfers quite literally dont even understand what they dont have, its the kind of feeling you can't comprehend til youve been thereBut theyre just so focused on sex sex sex sex they dont even understand how wrong they areAnons please, just get used to talking to people/women, i promise you its not that hard after you bust out of the total retard phase
This is literally you
>>203562989Barber shop, Massachusetts
>>203562967She was kissing and fucking other dudes
>>203562967This genuinely happened to me and I stopped talking to her pretty muchNever really broke up but I just stoped calling her my girlfriend or spending time with her
>>203563018>schizoid social climberI think I know why you have trouble with women if you think pursuing goals = schizoid social climber
I was gonna say something else but let me say this first, I will never take anyone seriously who uses meme terms like "third places" and "walkable" unironically.Now, on to my initial message. 7 hours and 40 minutes till the weekend. I'm stoked
>>203563040barber shop new mexico
>>203562992>It's not that hard to find a prostitute to lose your virginity toAnd risk prison time
>>203563040Masserchuusits
>>203563069not what i said
>>203563088go to nevada if you're that much of a pussy
>>203562952How many successful men out there are virgins?You sound like you think Andrew Tate makes some good pointsIf you're a virgin you're in need of socialization because it's not hard to find a woman for most people
Erm, that's our honey. I'd like to see the omnibombus!
>>203563114then please elaborate on how wanting to accomplish my goals makes me a schizoid social climber>>203563121>How many successful men out there are virgins?there will never be an answer to this because successful people aren't sitting around dwelling on muh nogf and khv status>You sound like you think Andrew Tate makes some good pointswhat?>If you're a virgin you're in need of socialization because it's not hard to find a woman for most peopleWhere did I say anything about neglecting socialization?
On second thought I think I WILL watch one youtube video
Actually is a 30 minute video:(
>>203563194Love how you're ignoring everything because you're too much of a terminal contrarianYou're a virgin because you don't interact with women properly, not because you're too focused on being a social climbing billionaireFucking one woman isn't going to make you lose all your money>there will never be an answer to this because successful people aren't sitting around dwelling on muh nogf and khv statusNo it's because they're all married with children and not virginsYou must be worth at least $50,000,000 with how you're talking
This dude is a major fag in ngl bros
>>203563087Do you have a BA in psychology
>>203563194You’re a virgin aren’t you
>>203563324I'm not even a virgin lol, I think you're in too much of a blind rage and mixing posts up
>>203563353how did you know...?
>>203563376Because you went quiet all of a sudden when I arrived :(
>>203563372Genuinely not a single hint of anger in my post sweetie How much are you worth, you social climbing trailblazer?
>>203563372No I think you’re a virgin Nothing to be ashamed of
>>203563415>Genuinely not a single hint of anger in my post sweetieI beg to differ, you seem pretty upset
>>203563415>Genuinely not a single hint of anger in my post sweetie Unreal
>>203563444Source: Your dreamsYou didn't answer my question, Mr. Businessman Networth? You value money over personal relationships so you should be doing really well right now.
So, what are toi doing
>>203563528Why are you replying twice though?
>>203563532you're right sorry, I'll justify myself for you right now:
>>203563471>>203563471>>203563471
Oh I see
>>203563584Then why does anyone need to justify themselves for you when they say they're upset about their personal relationships?
>>203563559Im not him thoIm >>203563347>>203563025>>203562822>>203562569Not everyone who agreeson you being an angey little hypercontrarian faggot is rhe same dude
>>203563641they don't? at what point did I ask anyone to do that?
>>203563704The posts where you were saying it’s wrong to worry about being a virgin? Are you retarded?
>>203563704Ummm >>203562569What's this?Or are you the other retard social climbing trailblazer?
amateur