>>203554810
sick shit

all the stars are here

I remember a britain before non-white people
it was beautiful

>>203554849
and katy wine pon cronem x

>>203554890
Go to bed grandpa

>>203554893
i only know half of those words

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off to bed

>>203554946
night mate x

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Registered with a new GP after moving. Was assigned to a paki woman in her twenties. Looked her up on facebook and she looks insufferable and her profile picture has a palestinian flag and all kinds of leftoid shit on there. I called up the GP office and demanded I was assigned a different GP. Obviously in this two-tier world, I was questioned with serious privacy law breaking questions as to why I wanted to be reassigned a new doctor and that I had to give a reason.

Not even remotely true and a cursory glance at the government website confirms I can get a different GP if I want.

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

lots of politics incel virgins here now, they get bored of fighting with each other on /brit/pol and come here to larp as shaggers despite never having seen a woman's bare arse and vagina never mind shagged one

yes yes but the cronem are active

>>203554974
Rorke after leaving his bedroom for once

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWsK5INXbLk

lush
get them down ya boy

Pfft just seen some old ban message on phone where it's some self described 'chud' moaning about being bullied

what does it mean to be seaside in life?

>>203554987
mate you post about your faeces like a chimpanzee all day every day on here, you're hardly high art chad shagger, you're a demented poo freak socially crippled from isolation and long term unemployment. Some of us soothe the pain with something contemporary, you have embarrassing toddler tier "banter" about poo.

>>203555033
to constantly reek of fish

>>203555014
COR 4X LUSH. It gonna be for him x

>>203555033
it's a nonsense catchphrase used by advertisers to get you to ask this exact question so they can spam more advert links
report and ignore

>>203554974
The reality is that all white doctors/dentists are now private.
If you stay in the NHS you'll get trated by pakis.

cronem got di fresh waves, shape-up looking greedy x

>>203555054
only sometimes actually. Sometimes stink of shit x

>>203555092
time to start wiping properly
or get a detachable shower head to blast the poo

https://youtu.be/qtvr1tBVUZE?si=wqzWjYThaDcnM2VR

Baaarrs

>>203554978
How did he ever get on pip with such a ridiculous "disability"

>>203555177
yes i'd totally not recognise him

theres a theory out there about why angloids are so obsessed with poo. It is engrained in to their culture after centuries of exposure to open sewers in the dark ages. The rest of the world grow out of toilet humour when they're about 5 years old, but not the englishman, oh no. They play around with their poo, they find it absolutely hilarious, comedy gold

Zoomer tiktok memers love SeasideMARK. He multi-generational deee lads
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nE7XFe3VfRc

>>203555046
sorry to disappoint you given that you've clearly put some effort into throwing that tantrum like a child but you seem to have mistaken me for someone else given that i'm neither isolated or unemployed

Swapping tissue paper for sanitary bum wipes was the best decision I ever made, my arse is spotless after every poo now

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aint dat rite

told you

>>203555250
you didnt tell me anything

Diego is my husband and I love him very much.

"Serving suggestion" has lost all meaning, hasn't it?

>>203555237
Theres two types of posters on /brit/, the intellectual chads like Diego (pbuh) and the mongs that do this kind of zoomer aloofposting absurdist humour thing that ran its course many years ago

>>203555224
kino

Poo humour famously having gone out of fashion years and years ago.

>>203555077
Oh no, brown people, they might infect Rorke with the "not being a virgin" disease

I wish I had a black boyfriend

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>>203555224
pretty based

alright poleaboo

(8) i'm in london you're in paris (8)

remember that period in your teens when you started shoving things up your arse?

>>203555443
project on

>>203555373
bet his bbc would still be smaller than your willard

Ahhh time to start my 16 hour shift

>>203555443
no because I'm not gay

>>203555443
yes because i'm straight

>>203555443
Yeah what the fuck was that about. Didn't even feel good

>>203555443
Yh

it a hidden disability de lad
dwp knows about it de lad

>>203555455
my willy is absolutely tiny
I'm barely 3 inches hard

>>203555443
Yeah

>>203555443
no because I'm not straight

get them housed rorke

>>203555443
Never cared about it myself but my first girlfriend was obsessed with putting things in my arse

>>203555461
>>203555475
>>203555500
this is just embarrassing. PLEASE go outside

got a monster mango loco

>>203555521
she was gay

>>203555522
All me

2nd coffee and lunch me thinks

get them wanked
get them put up in the 5 star hotels
get them straight onto the benefit system
get them straight to the front of the council house list
get them free dental care
get them priority GP appointments

Had a bird over last night and now my fingers stink of minge

>>203555443
used to wank in my sisters tights with her hairbrush up my arse
thankfully just a phase and didnt turn into a tranner

>>203555443
Only a cheeky finger
was actually addicted to doing it for a while

>>203555556
why not?

>>203555443
tried a couple of toothbrush handles and a finger. None of it felt nice

>>203555558
fermented cronem juice

fully loaded wank for lunch

>>203555560
deary me

wait you all stopped putting things up your ass?

>>203555539
Hah aren't all women with their handbags and their kissing boys

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This is crazy. So if my mum died and I sold her house for £325k I would only get £195k?????? How tf do people agree to this

I wish the cronem would run a train on my bussy

Massive yakk and liquid shit.
Starting to think burnt sosijs still frozen in the center over the fire wasn't a good idea

>>203555610
Fucking boring twat

>>203555610
no one agreed or voted for this

wish i'd been born in 1965

i hate other british people online, every video with an american in it has some snarky southern ponce saying something like "well at least we have free healthcare" or recently saw someone say "baseball is just rounders, a game we stop playing in primary school" like shut up you stupid wanker and get back into your council house hovel

the irish and scottish are also unbearable with their victim mentalities

i have no opinion on the welsh and northern irish as they don't seem to have computers

>>203555610
I think it is 40% above 325k

>>203555624
RIP

our farter who farts in heaven

>>203555443
No, I didn't do that. Surely thats not a normal thing that everyone else did.

>>203555610
>How tf do people agree to this
They don't.

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rate the lunch order

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>>203555643
I'm welsh

>>203555643
a welsh woman posts here

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>>203555648
Back to bed

>>203555610
No you'd get £325k. Although you deserve nothing because you can't read.

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Yah drumpf has lost

>>203555643
>baseball is just rounders
true dough init

>>203555664
will be cold by the time the little paki fella on his bicycle gets it to you

>>203555595
Aye my mates all take the piss but I just couldn't get it to not hurt

wonder why yanks love hot dogs so much, they're utter shite no matter how much shit you put on it, at the end of the day it's still minced eyelids and anuses in a sausage casing

have a bit of a problem. you see, i’m white. i’d like to have white children. but i’m just not attracted to white woman at all. and i live in a country that’s full of asian women.

>>203555698
muh polling

>>203555732
You only like it when it goes your way

>>203555716
Love a hotdogger with mustard and fried onions myself

putting things up my bum just never felt pleasurable at all. just feels like something is up me bum

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>>203555698
>baby dead

>>203555697
baited

some days he stink of fish, some days he stink of shit x

>>203555716
sorry that poostralians don't have real hot dogs

>>203555743
you're posting about a fucking yank election in the British culture general, there is no "our way" you fucking dullard

>>203555716
Love hotdogs me
In a bun or in beans they're so good
Yummy

It’s crazy that if you’re in nortthern Ireland and post here it picks up as Union Jack flag and not the Irish one. How does it even know

>>203555698
if those are the results trump loses by a mere 9 electoral votes. imagine the seethe on /pol/

Can I request a female doctor or nurse to perform my prostate exam? No way am I letting a bloke shove a finger in me arse

500 quid for car insurance

>>203555241
Facts

https://youtu.be/gAwnxrz41wI?si=7q_Fs4lw7dxuSw6c

>>203555643
all true but poortherners are the most insufferable people in the UK and you cannot deny that. Irish and Scottish have nothing on your permanent rape victim status of thatcher you proudly wear as a defining identity, alongside how you eat your fish and chips as if anybody gives a shit, and STILL moaning about hillsborough despite like 17 national committees and endless apologies and trials and compensation.

>>203555775
It affects us here too. It affects the whole world, grow up you little fucking baby

hard to imagine snoop dogg as a violent criminal even though he literally was and built a successful career rapping about it

>>203555699
yeah haha we're so superior to americans who earn 4 times as much as us for the same jobs and live in massive houses but they say pants instead of trousers and their houses are built out of wood lmao what a bunch of fucking idiots they should live like us in 2 up 2 downs surrounded by pakis drinking tea and eating biscuits

>>203555827
he unironically got away with murder and no one ever talks about it lol. google it

>>203555833
fuck off there then

>>203555802
Jokes how it's always the one male nurse that does them all
Not a slim lad by any stretch either

>>203555827
>hard to imagine a black man as a criminal
what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGo

>>203555803
I got quoted 1500 for an old mx5, what can you insures for 500?

>>203555849
Everyone in the country would if the USA loosened their immigration standards

>>203555833
if americans are all paid massive amounts then why are there so many yank povvos and deprive areas?

>>203555802
they can do a blood test now

>>203555827
i remember someone who lived in LA once told me that all those 90s hiphop rappers like snoop dogg and dr dre are homosexual. They never bring women to parties, always hang around men, are unmarried, and some have rumours of having gay sex in the past. All the real gangsters consider them homos too

>>203555802
nope you will have a little indian fella finger your bum if you like it or not

>>203555797
Computers smart

>>203555821
i'm not a northerner or a scouser

>Indian spy charged over New York assassination plot
I didn’t know Indians got busy like that

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>>203555833
Baseball is rounder, I like rounders.

grangle grangle

>>203555854
he just has such a chilled out demeanour though, he's what i call "non-threatening black", i'd also class will smith and eddie murphy in the same category

>>203555877
well eazy e did die of AIDS...

having a schnitzel and a pint for lunch

>>203555870
muttistan is the best place on earth to be in you’re in the top 30-40% of the population, and the worst in the first world if you’re not

mumberg asked for assistance with download a word file, editing it, and attaching it to an email today
she works for the nhs doing admin.
what the fuck is going on? maybe it's dementia

>>203555833
Most americans are actually getting taxed more than anybody here in the UK. They have to contend with property tax, municipal tax, state tax and federal tax. The salaryposting meme doesn't take in to account the amount of tax the vast majority have to pay. Unless you want to live in a depressing dustbowl where theres no state tax (but extremely high sales tax)

>>203555915
did he acc

>>203555877
2pac was definitely a bender

To Mark Edwards, it wasn't just lush; it was a lushness beyond anything he had ever imagined. It was the kind of richness that, to the very untrained eye, seemed both inexplicable and indescribable. It was lush on a whole new level. One could argue the sausage roll was four times the lushness.

>>203555923
What's so bad about being poor in America

>>203555896
perplexing post

>>203555698
want drumpf to win then have to step down in a year because he's senile then the yanks have to deal with vance as their presso

>>203555859
toyota corolla. its thanks to my immaculate driving record (had points expire in August) and my protected no claims (last claim was 2019).

genuinely fucking hate toil

>>203555943
our tax-department uses systems from the early 00’s and papers still
it’s all fucked

mad how good old naturally occurring wool beats all the synthetic shite material humans have invented

>>203555958
no healthcare, you have to live in a high crime neighborhood, minimum wage is a pittance, etc

went through an 'anti-google'/privacy phase during covid. it's more effort than it's worth. looking to switch back to google services.

>>203555977
counting down the days until i quit, me

>>203555896
what did he mean by this?

>>203555802
little chinese woman did mine. would have just walked out if it was a bloke

>5400 for car insurance
why would i even bother

>>203555975
I have 0 points, never had any. But I have 0 no claims, never been insured on my own

Speaking of homosexuals, someone posted a picture of Drake here recently that had me howling with laughter.

i seriously cannot understand how a man can find another man attractive. you legitimately have to be mentally ill to find some poo encrusted hairy bum hole of a man "sexy". Just the thought of waking up the next day to a sore arsehole and some hairy burping farting man laying next to you in bed is just pure mental illness

>>203555849
if the USA made it easier for anglo immigration then the UK would actually be finished
the brain drain would be unfathomable

>>203555986
boring shite post genuinely is astoundingly boring

>>203555985
Doesn't sound much different to anywhere else

>>203556010
>never been insured on my own
why not?

>>203556000
its because of EVs. doesn't take much to write them off so insurance companies have to find the money to cover all the payouts.

Sir Tikka Masala

>>203556000
You driving a Lamborghini or something? Mine is £310 for the year

>>203556029
always on mumbergs

for me it's Niley Hott's big brown areolae

i just can't believe liam's dead

something off about that brian cox fella

when you don't get taxed every month for a failing NHS service, you put the money in to a private healthcare insurance plan that does exactly the same thing as the NHS but faster and more effectively.

Sir Cash ISA

>>203556026
i’m a broke uni student, no way i can afford private health insurance. if i get a serious illness here, i can go to the hospital and pay $0 for treatment. in america, id get financially raped

I shall not rest until I have a girlfriend

have they fixed that remaster of the old gta games yet?

Sir Yahya Sinwar

seems like wordplay or moving the goalposts or whatever the term is to just define homosexuality as NOT a mental illness because... look it just isnt okay!!!

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the schnitzel and pint in my aforementioned post

>>203556053
astronomy Cox or actor Cox?

Sir Mazda Driver

>>203556053
the superior hannibal

>>203556000
My dad got banned for drink driving now pays more than 8 grand a year his cars shit too

The SpainLad Inquisition.

>>203556062
the poorest get medical welfare

>>203556067
I don't think they have any plans to fix them, everything is focused on GTA6

>>203556013
>>203556073
Uh yeah ok thought provoking stuff

>>203556076
elton

>>203556079
ktim

>>203556062
Not an expert in US healthcare but even the poorest unemployed ghetto niggas get treatment so the system seems okay

>>203556076
Looks good now I want the same but I've got leftovers to eat

>>203556083
good. cunt

>>203556083
serves him right quite frankly. i hope it really pisses him off and makes him reflect on being such a fucking twat

>>203556078
Astronomy

>>203556097
based zoom zoom

>>203556091
they outsourced it to a different studio though

feel constant rage and anger all the time

>>203556083
when did he get banned? i got drunk and in charge and my insurance was already like 2.2k per year before that so just haven't even bothered looking at what it would cost since. not driven in 4 years now. one more year and i don't have to mention it so my insurance should be normla again.

my dish towels were designed in Australia

>>203556109
>>203556111
Wasn’t as bad as it sounds but yeah defo a cunt thing to do

>>203556099
yeah but they are declared bankrupt afterwards

>>203556132
Tried taking a chill pill man?

>>203556053
He's Scottish

>>203556132
ktim. not nice, is it?

My girlfriend thinks it's gay for me to call other men cute

>>203556062
you'd be on your parents' coverage

These dubs.

>>203556015
they will never do this, english does not exist anymore really as it includes millions of fucking 80iq deliveroo drivers. who is going to open the floodgates for anyone with a "british" passport when british now means anybody who managed to be shat out on british soil even if all their recent ancestors were walking about in the jungle or the desert 50 years ago

Sir Brian Cocks

couldn't give a rats arse where your dish towels are from!

>>203556060
King Stocks and Shares ISA

>>203556144
not really an issue if that's the case is it? those dudes have a negative net worth to start

Sir BTEC Achiever

>>203556153
that is gay

>>203556135
Only got his license back 7 momths ago

its a meme to think the uninsured dont get treated in america. All hospitals are legally required to treat everybody. And if you aren't insured, you can just walk out and put the bill in the bin. The hospital will then beg the insurance company to slash the bill on your behalf, but then the insurance company will make up for the loss by raising everybody elses insurance bill. This is why healthcare is expensive in the US. Obama tried to force everybody to have a plan, but that was ruled unconstitutional and it didn't go through

Anyone had general anaesthetic? What's it like?

*gives you a talk on woke*

>>203556189
can't remember

sir drone striker

>>203556186
we do not care

Sir Dry Liner

>>203556161
yeah, I know, unfortunately
maybe a high skilled immigration visa but not just open borders

it is a bit frustrating that the US is so fucking hard to move to nowadays, what is an ambitious sensitive young man supposed to do?

why do we call the general about US heathcare "/brit/" anyway?

>>203556189
like diego maradona put his finger up your arse

>>203556203
i care very much actually

Sir Long Bowman

>>203556189
you blink and then it's 5 hours later and you have stitches

Sir Bum Wiper

cam
brush
masturbate

>>203556189
They put a mask on your face and tell you to take deep breaths, then you're suddenly waking up in a different ward and it's been 5 hours.

might start goatseing my arse open every time i have a shit. surely that'll make the whole process more streamlined? any fellow budding engineers in today? im thinking i'll save a fortune on toiletries

Free healthcare isn't really important unless you're fat, alcoholic or some kind of spastic freak

not going to have my last meal of the day. It's not gonna be for me guys. It might be for you, but it's not gonna be for me x

Sir Cock Stroker

>>203556178
damn, yeah he's gonna be fucked for ages yet then. should decide whether it's worth even having his car for the next few years. for me i'd be losing so much more money than i'd be getting back from having it cos my job involves 0 driving. my mum got a ban years and years ago and she drove to appointments constantly so she had to suck it up and pay the fortunes cos it was vital she drove

>>203556241
So majority of Britons

>>203556222
>>203556231
Is it always 5 hours? Are you violently sick once you wake up?

>>203556232
you will have to use latex gloves

Sir Arse Eater

>>203556222
>>203556231
What you get no sense of time passing whatsoever like you've just been asleep

>>203556241
>gets run over by a fat, alcoholic, spastic freak

me? fat, alcoholic drug addict freak

havent worked a day in my life

but i shan be taking services from the NHS thank you very much

sir posh wanker

don't like my gf but i don't want to end up like the people on here

>>203556264
usually you're just drowsy and confused

>>203556264
Depends how long your surgery on whatever is. I felt perfectly fine afterwards

>>203556241
>fat, alcoholic or some kind of spastic freak
ktim

>>203556294
What's wrong with her?

>>203556294
but you're already here. You're one of us whether you like it or not my leeed

>>203556270
why? just adds more costs to the process. what's that thing called that's japanese that tries to streamline the production mode? KAZAI or something something

>>203556257
True, but not me. I find our culture's reverence for the NHS to be creepy, it's like a celebration of us being sick and unhealthy

>>203556283
Yeah. You're unconscious.

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Police are a fucking joke. Most of them look for any excuse to chase even when it’s dangerous they get a pass to drive round like it’s GTA what a fucking joke man

>>203556324
kaizen
it's pointless

>>203556241
>>203556257
I think free healthcare incentivises fat spastic freak behaviour because the potential runt thinks "will I have to personally pay for the consequences of my actions? No! The state will look after me"

>>203556205
stay here and toil forever for 30k a year and you might be able to afford a deanobox near chelmsford and a nice car and you can cope with your miserable existence by queueing to get up ben nevis every summer and by going online and commenting "well at least i live in a walkable city and i can die of cancer for FREE" any time a yank speaks

>>203556294
I love my gf more than anything and it saddens me that there are people like you
just leave her

>>203556368
how would you rapidly implement my hairy pooey arsehole?

>>203556374
meanwhile you were perfectly fine with banks getting bailouts in 2008 and corporations getting free covid money werent you you little lolbertarian corporate cocksucker

>>203556205
why in the everliving fuck would you want to move to the US

>>203556356
SO THROW ROCKS AT THEM

>>203556374
Imagine how much money the country could save if we stopped treating diabetics and forced them to lose weight or die

Real libertarianism has never been tried ( rights for white men only)

the sad truth about inceldom is that a lot of people like our man here just settle for someone they don't even like let alone love
what I'm saying is some people are spiritually incel but it is masked by some unhappy, pointless and unfulfilling relationship

>>203556356
I live near there.

>>203556413
>earn loads of money
>great outdoors
Apart from that the US is shit and I was speaking to a Brit who moved out there and works for my company recently and he said it's a weird country and he's not a fan. Apparently it's not safe at all and there are tonnes of homeless druggies around.

Thinking about the time I saw a guy on reddit get a "kaizen" kanji tattoo thinking it was some sort of Japanese ancient wisdom and way of life when it's really just a business term used by cringy businessmen.
It's like getting "workplace synergy" tattooed on your arm.

>>203556387
Would you eat her poo IF YOU HAD TO IF YOU LITERALLY HAD NO CHOICE AND COULDN'T DECIDE AGAINST IT

>>203556356
whats Eltham like?

can't think of anything grimmer than maintaining a loveless relationship just to avoid being single

>>203556432
Stop yapping

>>203556432
My ex showed no interest and the relationship became very one sided so I just accepted we'd break up at some point, but I didn't see the harm in keeping it going for a bit longer so I had someone to go and do things with and occasionally shag.

>>203556384
Americans are masters of PR when it comes to their own country. Most americans barely make minimum wage and live in sheds and plywood homes in tornado zones and swamps and hurricane regions. They're desperately poor, fat and retarded.

>>203556442
He's probably just a pampered middle class baby

>>203556189
they say count down from 10 and you get as far as 8
next thing you know you wake up feeling like a happy drunk. probably the nicest high I've had.

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>>203556413

>>203556356
Weird how its an unborn baby when a paki taxi driver kills the mum, but when the mum aborts a baby its just a clump of cells.

>>203556486
tht's not what happens though is it? you wake up and feel awful

>>203556442
dunno about you, but I care more about the environment I live in than a bit of extra money. Can't spend that salary if you got stabbed by some spade off his nut can you

>>203556444
Reckon there Japanese blokes with AGILE METHODOLOGY tattoos?

>>203556410
meds, now

>>203556451
Alright

>>203556497
Leave that yank shit at the door mate

>>203556479
Yeah but america is so big and cool, you could just buy a caravan and spend years travelling around the place

just move to Australia you silly billies

>>203556334
Same thing here

>>203556472
yeah this is exactly the phenomenon I was referring to. Imagine that but in marriages and it going on for decades

>>203556479
Whenever I see a poor american it does seem like they're poor by choice. They're buying nothing but expensive junk food, ps5's, drugs and subscription services.
It's like avocado toast but real.

>>203556410
see this is a cope by fucking utterly braindead mongoloid retards like yourself who see the NHS as the perfect healthcare model and the only alternative as being the USA as if there's only 2 countries in the world

also nobody agreed with the banks betting bailouts, that resulted in the past 14 years of tory rule and the covid scandals helped result in the labour landslide

you are a thick facebook reading politicsbyJOE watching cunt

>>203556525
too far, still need a visa

>>203556519
make me "mate"

>>203556485
Well he's definitely middle class, some working class povvo bricklayer isn't moving to the US

>>203556479
>They're desperately poor, fat and retarded.
Only if you're desperate, poor, fat and/or retarded which ideally you'd not be?

>>203556529
They're usually drug addicts

only state i’d move to is maine, same climate as sweden, extremely low crime rate, something like 97% white, great nature, supposed to be haunted
all else can fuck off

>>203556539
just work in a pub it isn't hard at all

>>203556498
I felt fantastic

>>203556427
no worries they're going to start forcibly injecting people with ozempic so
they should just put it in the water desu

>>203556576
denying your experience and replacing it with my own sorry

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Utah man me, looks peng

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>>203556500
Probably somewhere

>>203556479
your desperately retarded as you've just made a blanket statement about a country you obviously know nothing about

>>203556579
Spare a thought for us skeletons mate

>>203556457
being an unemployed virgin from birth until death

>>203556571
Virginia me

>>203556579
My mums been on that shite for years and is still 25 stone, there is no drug to lose weight

>>203556598
full of and ran by crazies

>>203556558
The vast majority of people live in the middle of nowhere in the US. Thats why they're all fat and miserable and terminally online, there is no cultural centre in bumfuck idaho, they end up killing themselves

I love fanny because I'm a man

>>203556620
yeah?

I'd get myself into a right state (maine)

why can't skellies just gain weight FFS

>>203556571
not a fan of minnesota and spiritually nordic states like that?

>>203556525
maybe i will but just you know ill be cutting my hair into a mullet and smuggling in durries

>>203556563
Ah, that makes sense then

>>203556620
Mormon girls are proper peng though

>>203556529
poor people will throw anything they have at a bit of temporary escapism to get through the grim reality of their existence

>>203556614
It only came out like last year fella nice larp

>>203556614
heroin

>>203556605
I've known Americans and been to America for over two decades, I am qualified to say it. Most are absolutely miserable freaks dosed up to the tits on happy pills because they're poor as fuck and often have no friends or family

Always thought it'd be funny to get "noodle" or something in Chinese as a tattoo but I don't want to defile by beautiful white skin

>>203556620
wasn't aware that islam was the dominant force in utah politics

fat people are disgusting. hate them so fucking much

>>203556635
Never hungry enough to eat three times a day and certainly not hungry enough to bother going to the shops spending money cooking eating AND cleaning up

>>203556633
good man
>>203556641
not really, tbqh

>>203556356
Noticed quite a few more of these unmarked police cars in the past year.

teeth hurt from eating the crunchy snacks
ive been done

>>203556579
what happens if you aren't a hambeast though, do you start to disappear inside yourself

>>203556628
>suicide rate uk: 14.1 per 100k
>suicide rate usa: 14.6 per 100k
wow youre so smart i should definitely listen to what you have to say

Rorke?

>>203556659
Its the same drug but a different brand name, Olympic is just the latest marketing ploy

>>203556677
become one of those this last couple years
not good
doesn't feel nice to be honest. don't understand why other people allow themselves to be like it. but then, i'm like it, so i suppose it's the same thing as has happened to me

>>203556677
im 16 stone

>>203556711
ja?

1) fuck off with your boring blog of the year
2) didn't read