cowboy beans edition
what the HELL was itv thinking?
>>203556750Rape the disabled
i've had sex
Gone from 22 stone to 18 stone since June me
>>203556750thingken about thos beans
baka the absolute state of that zoomer runt who thinks everybody in america has a mansion and 4 cars and acres of land and on 500k a month starting salary at 19.
>>203556787hahahahaha no you haven’t, fucking hell
Big fan of when foreigners wear tshirts with weird English written on it because they think English is cool despite having no idea what it says
mad how there are people that have gone to prison for posting on this general
>>203556787today? was he a good root?
>>203556788How do you even get that big in the first place
I can feel the vibe of the thread strongly upon my arrivalsometimes the posts are flowing, the (You)s are stacking up, it's great,other times you can't get a word in edgeways, feels hostile, can't get in the conversationanyway I'm in the zone today have a great friday everyone x
>>203556768don't know what this is referring to but phwoaar
>>203556788Well done lad how far are you going to go?
anyone fancy an arse raping?
>>203556815Eating a lot
wondering what slop i should order for a paki to bring me on a bicycle, or if i'm lucky, on a motorbike or car
Most Americans don't live in Idaho
whats your favourite music album?
>>203556799this is what happens when zoomers are raised solely on yank media and think the country is exactly like the movies
>>203556788good work lad, gone from 19 to 17 to 19 recently
>>203556799it's not about EVERYBODY you stupid cunt do you not back yourself to be better than a bottom tier illiterate yank??
>>203556805big fan of africans wearing all the old stock of football shirts that nobody bought
>>203556837Fat knacker
>>203556839All the ones that matter do
>>203556817Noticed at certain periods it gets very anti-australian
>>20355683210-11 stone i think, depends on my body fat percentage
>>203556842Master Of Reality
>errrrmmm actually some americans live in projects and are terribly poor and guns and drugs and crime hahaso? are you a black person who is going to live in a hovel?
>>203556838still think about the time a well spoken white woman delivered my food
Right, off to the allotment
idi nahuicyka`
>>203556834rapist's paradox here cos If we say yeah then it's consent and therefore not rape. But we agreed to an arse raping so that's what we expect you to deliver.Oh the mind boggles
>>203556860where would you recommend an immigrant such as myself to live in ausworking in the pub as it wereI want a simple live in the suburbs
>>203556766you are one silly bastard, the figure i gave was a nationwide figure you can't just narrow it down to suit whatever argument you want to make otherwise i could just say the suicide rate is 75/100k for single depressed fat lonely poor male virgins from jaywick and declare myself the winner of the argument
want to go incelgym but my tummy is bloated and I'm farting a lot
>>203556851Yeah. I like it when they're wearing old hen party shirts from oxfam
>>203556805
not a fan of the australians
>>203556781not nice
>>203556892lot of women are into consenting to being raped these daysit's called cnc
>>203556899are you having me on lad or just slow?
not been to the dentist in 7 years cos I am a scrote but it only cost me £700 to get the work I needed done£100 a year? seems good to me.
>>203556892he wants you to say no
adding perfect pitch training/singing on to the hobby bomb since I realised it's pretty easy to practice and would be nice thing to have a decent singing voice, probably sounding better and more melodic in normal conversation too
Would like to live in Texas and have one of those big arsed yank girls who eat lots of corn and texmex scran
>>203556879If I am to live somewhere with my family, I'm not going to move to somewhere with blacks on street corners with AK47s shooting at passing cars now am i? Use your fucking brain next time you post
>>203556849wish they were just on sale here somewherebargain bin £2 shirts, motherwell away from 2008 because why the fuck not.
>>203556860Not when I'm here because I'm so pro Australian that it easily outweighs any other posters combined anti australianness
>>203556857Such as?
>>203556906kek, this makes me wonder if there's some lad in Ethiopia walking about with some cringey slogan t-shirt I chucked into a clothing donation bin 10 years ago
>>203556889sasi xui
>>203556883yeah i've had a couple of those myself on uber eats. can only imagine they do it one day a week or something just for a bit of fun
Im an attractive thirty year old man, I have a net worth of £50 million, I have a sexy wife, I have an infant son. Im a celebrity with millions of fans who love me world wide but wah wah wah my life is so hard im gonna kill myself
>>203556934>repeating the point of the post back as if it's a counter argument?maybe you aren't so sharp big lad
>>203556799i accept your concession, you couldn't refute my argument so you have made up your own silly argument and presented it as mine, a technique known as strawmanning which is essentially a cope
corpulent thread this
>>203556869that's what I'm aiming for as well. what % though?
>>203556960Do you have something wrong with you?
>>203556914looks like that lass from Fallout if she had downs
wanking a cock with my arse
>>203556956I would kill myself too if I got raped by p diddy and the world was about to find out about it
>>20355698215% would be ideal i think
>>203556956money isn’t everything you know. I mean it is to me and you but he must’ve had some demons
>>203556883>>203556953get out of the house, speak to people, potentially some exercise, make a bit of changeit's probably quite comfy when you aren't a desperate indian living with 13 cousins
got shat on by a bird, poo streaks on my jacketfuming
My brother delivered Uber Eats once even though he has a proper job that pays well. Bit weird of him in all honesty
screaming at the runt days ago who thought that me having abs and being 13 stone meant I was absolutely huge, pathetic little twig
>>203556999I love this picture.
learned last thread that most americans live here
>>203556883once saw a fit young white girl leap out of an Amazon delivery van, thought they were almost exclusively driven by 'jeets
Found out I can't immigrate to Australia because I am autistic and spergs aren't welcome
>>203556956people respond to this with "money isn't everything haha" as if it's some epic comeback but the point still standswhat big "problems" can a man have that £50mill can't solve
>>203556986watching this exchange i don't understand your point >>203556934does not refute, or really have anything to do with>>203556879
>>203556919lucky. it was 6 years for me and will have cost me £1750 by the time the sadist is done. had work done on Wednesday was thinking the whole time how i could have spent that money for a few days on a beach in Greece.
i hate my bodyskinny as fuck, especially in the arms. but my rib cage is weirdly big. sticks out of my body, in front of my chest. looks awful.
>>203557038See >>203556996
what are you incel freaks bickering about now?
>>203556953reckon they're only doing it in the hope some strapping young bachelor invites them in for a good rogering
>>203557038um he was being bullied on twitter??
>>203557050describe it to melike pectus excavorum bad or pigeon chest?
Brits are too soft to live in America.
>>203557046maybe just brush your teeth next time
>>203557046What work did you need done?
>>203556986you've done it again lmao amazing>you're not going to live in a black shit hole are you>i'm not taking my family to live in a black shit hole!!!>you're not very sharp are you>is there something wrong with you!!!!
>he actually believed the yank salarypostinglad...its an age old tradition in the US to outright lie about how much you earn. When was the last time you heard an American talk about working at Walmart or some working class low paid job?20 million Americans are earning less than 25,000 dollars a year.
might be a blanket on the settee kind of afternoon
>>203557010yeah that's why i considered doing it after i inherited some money. was out of work after lockdowns anyway so would keep some cash flowing in and give me something to do. love driving and making people laugh when i can so seemed like a no brainer. decided against it in the end cos i got a quite nice used car with some of the inherited money and it wouldn't have been worth it
>>203556963I accept your transition.
>>203557021was thinking of taking up uber as a hobby tbqh. Just listen to some podcasts and drive slags around. why not.
ai gf talked me through the process of making bread today. was quite easy and quite tasty.
>>203557050We should be mates x
>>203557076Not true, I can drive a mobility scooter and shit my pants with the best of them
>>203556917>here is a statistic"ok narrow it down to the worst bits of the country to help my argument">no, the reason the statistic exists is to give an overview for the whole country youre drunk or disabled
cannot build chest muscles at all
the absolute most retarded thing I've ever heard of is delivering food on a bicycleyou want to get the food to the customer as quickly as possible so that it remains as hot as possible and you use the slowest means of transport possiblewhat were they thinking?maybe it would work if it's in a city with a lot of traffic congestion and it's only a very short distance but they use them all over the country and for quite long distances i.e. 10 miles
>>203557051>>203556996let's assume that's really the caseyou can't work through that?the best therapist in the world? the best drugs?idkNo, I don't think victims of sexual assault should just kill themselves
yeah can you take this argument somewhere else lads it's becoming very boring
>>203557123stupid fucker that wasn't even me i just jumped in
>>203557131ah ok you're just a unique human being with a super special musculoskeletal system and associated genes then
>>203557132most delivery ppl just drive now
Business idea: train birds to deliver food, bypassing traffic
hypothetically, what muscles or movement patterns do you think would be best to train at the gym if a rapist wanted to improve his application specific performance?
>>203557136I don't think he killed himself I think he was absolutely steaming and was leaning over the balcony and just fell off
>>203557082>>you're not going to live in a black shit hole are youBasically every city in the states is one though
>>203557132i rarely ever get bike ones unless i'm at a friend's place closer to the city centre
>>203557082All cities in the US are black shit holes, including the vast majority of towns. Its inescapable. In the UK I can avoid the M25 containment zone and Birmingham by living in Cornwall or Devon or Lincolnshire or Norfolk. But your options are limited in the US, so moving there, by extension, is moving is a black shithole adjacent area.
id love to own a house with a big garage when i could repair/refurbish old vintage bicycles
been going to the gym for almost a year and I'm still terrible at it and look more or less the sameI can do 5 pullups at least
>>203557090all those hardworking 15-18 year olds
>>203557187Just move to Montana
Capitalism is the reason I’m an incel
>>203557182I live about 7 miles outside the city centre and when I order food from the city it always comes on a bike every single time
ruby and blakeney <3 so cute !
>>203557209eat more
>>203557176possibly. tragic
Nonce on tag you are
>>203557176Police already updated it and said he jumped. There was a hotel worker called Esteban who was trying to calm him down
>>203556999Dota 2 cultivates the sharpest minds in our society.
>>203557132>most retarded thing I've ever heard of is delivering food on a bicyclecouldnt agree morehate the whole systemhaving a peasant classed based around takeaways is one of the grimmest things about the country
>>203557215Black shithole and the whites are methheadsYou've never been to the USA, obviously
>>203557223if you want to get your food hot how about stop being a lazy cunt and get it yourself
business idea: food underground tube network
Mad how Avicii went on holiday to Oman and then also extended his holiday but then suddenly went outside and stabbed himself to death with a broken bottle on Omani royal property.Shame he never left a suicide note to find out why he killed himself, or that the multiple autopsies he had for some reason couldn't decide if he died by slitting his wrists or throat.Truly a tragedy.
i cook at home
>>203557209I can do 3x15 chest to bar chin-ups from a deadhang just by doing 3xAMRAP on Mon/Fri without even thinking about it, just keep at it.
Think my girlfriend might be cheating on me lads, she came home smelling of negro cum last night
>>203557250I'm working from home
>>203557187>>203557179do you think upper white middle class famliies live in cities
Good afternoon
business idea: pipe directly into my mouth that sprays liquid burgers
>>203557136>best drugsHe was smoking crack and doing other drugs Probably wasn't thinking too clearly
>>203557230trying to get low bodyfat for summerhoping I'll blow up on the next bulk come autumn
id love to go on a trip to the middle east. so far out my comfort zone. would prob freak me out being surrounded by nothing but desert.
>>203557209good start lad you need more calories and protein probably
>>203556914>swarty>auburn hair>green eyesshe'd be fit af if she wasn't downs
coming to the states was the best decision ive made in life, i was literally a depressed junkie in ayr, got a job as a plumber nd making good money for the first time in me life with lots of free time
business idea: toilberg makes me redundant
if you regularly order through deliveroo or ubereats I actually hate youdespicable RUNT you are
>>203557297ud get put in the pillory you fcukin nonce
mad how brits think people only live in cities or on farmswhat a depressing country
>>203556799It's an undeniable fact that professions in the US are paid a lot better than UK counterparts.
>>203557278Most of the wasps in the north east do yes, and in california
>>203557278YesWhat kind of stupid question is that?Besides if you are immigrating there then you'll be living in a city, too, or at least working in one. >oh I'd be rich and live on a ranch with my piles of moneyNo you wouldn't be
good job i live in England on account of the sun allergy. Australia would kill me off
>>203557303>>swartyNo she isn't>>auburn hairNot even remotely Are you colour blind?
>>203557325you just got preemptively owned mate pack it in >>203557318
canadians too it seems
was having a look at property in rural US and it's so much cheaper than the UKit's laughable
>>203557165i think grip strength is important, once you got them, they shouldn't be able to get awayand to catch them, cardio of course
>>203557339...yh
smoking crack with blakeney under the M32
>>203557318>The OECD have not included the United States in these reviews, but if added the country would have the highest or second-highest rate.Nice crop job
can't be called houses if theyre only made out of wood
tbf I do look a little bit different but then I see what other people do in a year and realise I'm dogshit
>America is great but only if you live far away from other people
>>20355700011 stone at 15% bf is auschwitz mode
>>203557354Rural property in the US is truly rural thoughever Int he UK you can have a quiet rural property that is 20 minutes from a city
>>203557340I accept your concession
>>203557354prob made off wood inni an get blown dan by an 'urricane an get shot by an assault roifle
>>203557385I'm 5'7 so not really
>>203556914>>203557303forgot webm
>>203557403All true to be fair
>>203557386I know but you can get a massive 5 bedroomed house with acres of land for less than 200kwho cares
a simple 5'6 man myself
>>203557081Anterior Composite Restoration 3+ surfaces £235Single tooth extraction £145Periodontal care - 30 min £88Examination and OHI £49Glass Ionomer Filling £110Posterior Composite Restoration 2 surface £192Glass Ionomer Filling £110Glass Ionomer Filling £110Posterior Composite Restoration 2 surface £192Posterior Composite £144Restoration 1 Surface Posterior surface 1 £144Restoration 1 Surface Posterior surface 1 £144Glass Ionomer Filling £110
>>203557424that your grindr bio, turt? haha
>>203557429He saw you coming didn't he, deary me
>>203557371lmso done that dishonest prick
>>203557339pic related and ben franklin's chartget your eyes checked lad
>>203556914Is this all filter?
>>203557424Shut it you wretched little reptilian river dweller id stuff you in a soup if you said that to my face
>>203557371doesn't change the fact that brits are depressed and ranked top 5take your meds nigel, cheer up
>>203557418How would you pay for it?
>>203557260wtf
Might get veneers, my front teeth look worn and bad
>>203557418its cheap for a reason
Mental how trannies are obsessed with insisting that they were also victims of the holocaust even though one of the first trans women were supported by the Nazishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ratjen
>>203557424same lolhows your luck with women
>>203557455Yeah that's not her hair colour at allDo you think pic related has blue hair? Retard
>>203557471GPs never prescribe SSRIs herethey hand them out willy-nilly in america
Where’s Diegster?
Wonder why Americans obsess over their heritage so much
Lace a man with scoplamine, barbiturates and amphetamine and you can convince him to jump out of his own hotel window
>>203557038If you dont enjoy life being rich isnt going to solve it. Yank mindset
>>203557507He got done by short jokes
>>203557515Why not
Mad that people spend 25 grand on 1.5l crossovers that look like you've entirely given up on life when you could get a Mustang GT or an M2 for thatAbsolutely boggles the mind
>>203557448Yeah I suppose but my teeth have been in pretty poor condition and it means no root canals.
had the heating on all day
brits would be top SSRI usage if so many of them hadn't already given updying country, only islam can save it
>>203557506>GPs never prescribe SSRIs hereUtter, utter bollocks
>>203557527Cause they're usually like 3rd or 4th generationWould be fine if they were 1st generation or 2nd
nth for the holodem
>>203557506GP prescribed me SSRIs. Cause I'm a NUTTEEERRRRR a twisted fucking psychostarteeerrr
internet archive is getting DDoS again just as they finally come back uphow are they this fucking incompetent
not making it to 5pm lads. Sandman's calling, and brother I am ready to pick up the one.
>>203557553in general they don't tend tothey also go down the therapy/alternative drug route first
>>203557556https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLg04uu2j2o
reckon one of them wee roman lad had a cheeky little shag with one of my ancestors
>>203557559*phonegetting delirious
>>203557506Go to your GP and tell him you've been sad for a couple of months and he will give you Sertraline without hesitation
>>203557559pathetic runt
>>203557557Watch out for this one haha
>>203557541greta won't be happy when she hears this
>>203557471You have African tier suicide rates and the highest SSRI usage in the world mate, pipe down
therapy on the NHS is truly the biggest joke goingimagine waiting 6 months to have a zoom call where they just give you a sheet you could have found in 2 minutes on google
pint toil loomsnot cans toil for today, down the pub for a proper one
who gives a shit about how many people are gooning on ssris man it says nothing about a country's state of affairs
>>203557571No they don't. An SSRI is the first treatment path because they're cheap and low risk. Obviously they'll also recommend whatever therapy is available locally, but the SSRI prescription is not dependent on that.
>>203557599>lesotho and Jamaica articles have been readYour gf been on your computer lad?
>>203557325>>203557278well off people live in suburbs
>>203557618Good ladI will be working late getting drunk and high and posting here all dayYou're stuck with me hahahaha
alcohol doesnt effect me how i want it tooi go quiet
Dunno why so many lads here just chat bollocks on shite they know fuck all about
>>203557631Done that spiteful little runt
>>203557494close your blinds and look again, lad
>>203557325>oh I'd be rich and live on a ranch with my piles of moneyBut thats exactly what id do
anime
>>203557627>the health and well-being of people in a country says nothing about the countryuse your fucking brain
>>203557631lmao
>>203557649opposite forsometimes realise I’m almost screaming into my mates face as he’s sat just across from me in a quiet pub
>>203557639>he doesn't know
Need to convince mumberg to give me a left to my escort sesh
>>203557667hasn't ever happed and you cant prove otherwise
In the 1970s a CIA psychiatrist using electro shock therapy turned a gay man straight, they even paid for him to sleep with a 21 year old prostitute. They also made an 11 year old boy think he was a girl and be attracted to the male interviewer. This was in the 1970s at the same time they were experimenting with non lethal weapons using radio frequencies and microwave technology on apes. Who’s to say in 2024 they haven’t invented a radio frequency that can turn you gay, possibly the device you are using right now.
>>203557673She has a golden hour filter on you blind retard
>>203557649*affect!!
>>203557631>gfWhere do you think you are?Anyway did you know the counties of Jamaica are called "Cornwall, Middlesex and Surrey"? Learnt that yesterday and thought it was interesting
Scotland always trying way too hard pathetic
>>203557680ah you see, >the health and well-being of people in a country says nothing about the countryimplies>usage of ssris says something about the health and well-being of people you've made a cheeky jump in logic there which is actually stupid! knuckle dragger put motd back on
>>203557720ive been done`
>>203557677luv em x
stopped drinking and smoking at 30. i dont do drugs, i dont eat fast food, i just drink water and go for walks on my own. probably the most boring man imaginable. reckon this whole health thing is a massive larp, whats the point in keeping fit when you've nothing to do?
>>203557701>Who’s to say in 2024 they haven’t invented a radio frequency that can turn you gayinternet porn existed long before 2024
going pub tonight with de lids waheeeeeeywonder what i'll be sozzling tonightthinking either cider, or rum and coke haha x
Government goonclowns..
>>203557734I don't understand why foreigners like them so much, Scots really aren't a very pleasant people
>>203557774Can I come?
>>203557774Hope you "sozzle" a bullet
>>203557734Lots of spaintards
>>203557701it would explain a lot
>>203557558it some lad who thinks they're the government
Fuck my life
>>203557745how did you stop drinking? do you have any fun in life?
>>203557791Rude No need for that
>>203557774would sozzle your willy if you wanna meet after aha
>>203557739Yes, using SSRIs, a drug that alters your behaviour, affects the health and well-being of the person who is affected. Didn't think that needed to be explained, you know, the anti-depressant your doctor gives you, might change your well-being and health positively or negatively.
>>203557707there's no gleam on her face lad, just accept you fucked it.>>203557577the time warden
Bought a kobo libra colour and then a few days later amazon drop the prices on their paperwhites and announce their new Kindle colorsoft.Absolutely fuming.
get the willys sozzled
>>203557774Spainlard larp haha x
>hololive_EN
>>203557745Being healthy and a master of your body feels good and is a reward in itself.
>>203557791not very nice mate that is it, uncalled for
I’ve been sober for four months now, and the one thing i can’t understand is how sober people deal with their stress endemic to life. like im stressed the fuck out all the time, and i can’t even have a drink or smoke some weed or something to make it all go away for awhile. i just have to cope with the pain stone cold. and i don’t know if it’s sustainable.
>>203557819>there's no gleam on her face lad,Her face is red because of it you utter utter mong
>>203557792They're all the same guy and he's not actually from Spain
>>203557791screamingdone im
We almost went a whole thread without mention of it One day we will be free
>>203557839The green ones are alright
sick to death of these youtube algorithms
>>203557851What are you stressed about? I remove things from my life that cause me stress
>>203557868What, BBC?
>>203557806I don't really have any fun at all. But I'm not miserable either. I just realised I didn't like the taste of alcohol in any of its forms, and only ever really went to the pub when Im with my friends but we've all moved on now.
>>203557745how long did it take to quit smoking? its been 48 hours since i last had a smoke due to my dental work. on the patches and would like a ciggie, then again i could probably just quit now.
>>203557817let's do a thought experiment as it wereimagine a country where ssris are effectively banned (or culturally rejected)what does the ssri usage tell you about the menthol elf of that country's inhabitants?
>>203557888You can disable it on your google account. I did it and you can see the process of it and it went all the way back to when Charlie Sheen did his schizo "winning" thing in 2011 haha
>>203557890money, women, uni work, same as anyone.
>>203557906Mental how straights want to put their willies in that
>>203557930feels good on the wilbert
>>203557892> I just realised I didn't like the taste of alcohol in any of its formsSeems like a classic case of bentfreak syndrome
Do five press-ups, right now
>>203557906
>>203557892i don't like the taste either but i love getting pissed i don't know what i'd do without it
posters here will argue for hours about the most boring inconsequential shit imaginable such as the hair colour of some random woman with downs syndrome
>>203557839kronii and mori had a sombre stream last night>>203557856it's just make up, you stubborn dunce
>>203557927Imagine being unjustly crucified
>>203557906at least you kept the busted shithole cropped out
>>203557930Kek it's true and my tongueWhat can I say. Just the way I am
>>203557927Get on the bennies and forget about women, use escorts when you need a shagNo more stress
Why's diego anime posting?
>>203557962Imagine being justly crucified
>>203557903No, because if its banned and culturally rejected, one can presume access is so restricted that usage and its effects on the population are negligible
>>203557930better than a pooey hairy arsehole
>>203557906been so horny once I could scran this for hours after she comes back from footy practice
some woman on hinge messaged me about books and said she just finished some stupid feminist slop, i messaged her back and mentioned how i liked houellebecq with the obligatory disavowal of his “problematicness” then immediately panicked that she’d report me and i’d lose my account before this date i have on sunday with an absolute stunner so i unmatched her despite not even saying anything that bad
>>203557976interacting with people always causes stress tho
>>203557986So people aren't taking SSRIs, what does that say about the mental health of the population?
>>203557954>>203557968Gay if you wouldn't
>>203558002Don't go outside
Did you know that Americans think that being Irish means you have a funny little toe?
>>203557962why
>>203558008Mental health doesn't exist and is an invented concept by pharma companies to push drugs on to the market
>>203558026God doesn’t give you challenges you can’t handle
>>203558057He gives children terminal cancer every day
Get it made. Now.
i can feel an absolute manic episode coming on fuck i shouldn’t have skipped the fucking gym just because i have a cold and now i feel like punching a fucking hole in the wall
>>203558083the devil does that dumb dumb
PhilosophicatMorgoth's ReviewEd DuttonJordan PetersonAcademic AgentIn that order.
>>203558089you make it
>>203558110Why does God let him?
>>203558113grow up
Think new speccy goggles making face sweatier
>>203558092spliff it
>>203558134Good as always struggled against Evil.
jealous of aussies and yanks because they get to smoke ice
>>203558135I think you need to grow up.
crazy how mental illness among the youth increased ever since leftists started telling them boys can be girls, girls can be boys, white people are evil and being a homosexual is better than being normaljust crazy how that happened
>>203558160
>>203558157Stop outsourcing your own reasoning abilities to spastics on the internet
>>203558153I did it once and it totally fucked up my motivation