"ah... hello all" edition
>>203554810sick shit
all the stars are here
I remember a britain before non-white peopleit was beautiful
>>203554849and katy wine pon cronem x
>>203554890Go to bed grandpa
>>203554893i only know half of those words
off to bed
>>203554946night mate x
Registered with a new GP after moving. Was assigned to a paki woman in her twenties. Looked her up on facebook and she looks insufferable and her profile picture has a palestinian flag and all kinds of leftoid shit on there. I called up the GP office and demanded I was assigned a different GP. Obviously in this two-tier world, I was questioned with serious privacy law breaking questions as to why I wanted to be reassigned a new doctor and that I had to give a reason. Not even remotely true and a cursory glance at the government website confirms I can get a different GP if I want.
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
lots of politics incel virgins here now, they get bored of fighting with each other on /brit/pol and come here to larp as shaggers despite never having seen a woman's bare arse and vagina never mind shagged one
yes yes but the cronem are active
>>203554974Rorke after leaving his bedroom for once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWsK5INXbLklushget them down ya boy
Pfft just seen some old ban message on phone where it's some self described 'chud' moaning about being bullied
what does it mean to be seaside in life?
>>203554987mate you post about your faeces like a chimpanzee all day every day on here, you're hardly high art chad shagger, you're a demented poo freak socially crippled from isolation and long term unemployment. Some of us soothe the pain with something contemporary, you have embarrassing toddler tier "banter" about poo.
>>203555033to constantly reek of fish
>>203555014COR 4X LUSH. It gonna be for him x
>>203555033it's a nonsense catchphrase used by advertisers to get you to ask this exact question so they can spam more advert linksreport and ignore
>>203554974The reality is that all white doctors/dentists are now private.If you stay in the NHS you'll get trated by pakis.
cronem got di fresh waves, shape-up looking greedy x
>>203555054only sometimes actually. Sometimes stink of shit x
>>203555092time to start wiping properlyor get a detachable shower head to blast the poo
https://youtu.be/qtvr1tBVUZE?si=wqzWjYThaDcnM2VRBaaarrs
>>203554978How did he ever get on pip with such a ridiculous "disability"
>>203555177yes i'd totally not recognise him
theres a theory out there about why angloids are so obsessed with poo. It is engrained in to their culture after centuries of exposure to open sewers in the dark ages. The rest of the world grow out of toilet humour when they're about 5 years old, but not the englishman, oh no. They play around with their poo, they find it absolutely hilarious, comedy gold
Zoomer tiktok memers love SeasideMARK. He multi-generational deee lads https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nE7XFe3VfRc
>>203555046sorry to disappoint you given that you've clearly put some effort into throwing that tantrum like a child but you seem to have mistaken me for someone else given that i'm neither isolated or unemployed
Swapping tissue paper for sanitary bum wipes was the best decision I ever made, my arse is spotless after every poo now
aint dat rite
told you
>>203555250you didnt tell me anything
Diego is my husband and I love him very much.
"Serving suggestion" has lost all meaning, hasn't it?
>>203555237Theres two types of posters on /brit/, the intellectual chads like Diego (pbuh) and the mongs that do this kind of zoomer aloofposting absurdist humour thing that ran its course many years ago
>>203555224kino
Poo humour famously having gone out of fashion years and years ago.
>>203555077Oh no, brown people, they might infect Rorke with the "not being a virgin" disease
I wish I had a black boyfriend
>>203555224pretty based
alright poleaboo
(8) i'm in london you're in paris (8)
remember that period in your teens when you started shoving things up your arse?
>>203555443project on
>>203555373bet his bbc would still be smaller than your willard
Ahhh time to start my 16 hour shift
>>203555443no because I'm not gay
>>203555443yes because i'm straight
>>203555443Yeah what the fuck was that about. Didn't even feel good
>>203555443Yh
it a hidden disability de laddwp knows about it de lad
>>203555455my willy is absolutely tinyI'm barely 3 inches hard
>>203555443Yeah
>>203555443no because I'm not straight
get them housed rorke
>>203555443Never cared about it myself but my first girlfriend was obsessed with putting things in my arse
>>203555461>>203555475>>203555500this is just embarrassing. PLEASE go outside
got a monster mango loco
>>203555521she was gay
>>203555522All me
2nd coffee and lunch me thinks
get them wankedget them put up in the 5 star hotelsget them straight onto the benefit systemget them straight to the front of the council house listget them free dental careget them priority GP appointments
Had a bird over last night and now my fingers stink of minge
>>203555443used to wank in my sisters tights with her hairbrush up my arsethankfully just a phase and didnt turn into a tranner
>>203555443Only a cheeky fingerwas actually addicted to doing it for a while
>>203555556why not?
>>203555443tried a couple of toothbrush handles and a finger. None of it felt nice
>>203555558fermented cronem juice
fully loaded wank for lunch
>>203555560deary me
wait you all stopped putting things up your ass?
>>203555539Hah aren't all women with their handbags and their kissing boys
This is crazy. So if my mum died and I sold her house for £325k I would only get £195k?????? How tf do people agree to this
I wish the cronem would run a train on my bussy
Massive yakk and liquid shit. Starting to think burnt sosijs still frozen in the center over the fire wasn't a good idea
>>203555610Fucking boring twat
>>203555610no one agreed or voted for this
wish i'd been born in 1965
i hate other british people online, every video with an american in it has some snarky southern ponce saying something like "well at least we have free healthcare" or recently saw someone say "baseball is just rounders, a game we stop playing in primary school" like shut up you stupid wanker and get back into your council house hovel the irish and scottish are also unbearable with their victim mentalitiesi have no opinion on the welsh and northern irish as they don't seem to have computers
>>203555610I think it is 40% above 325k
>>203555624RIP
our farter who farts in heaven
>>203555443No, I didn't do that. Surely thats not a normal thing that everyone else did.
>>203555610>How tf do people agree to thisThey don't.
rate the lunch order
>>203555643I'm welsh
>>203555643a welsh woman posts here
>>203555648Back to bed
>>203555610No you'd get £325k. Although you deserve nothing because you can't read.
Yah drumpf has lost
>>203555643>baseball is just rounderstrue dough init
>>203555664will be cold by the time the little paki fella on his bicycle gets it to you
>>203555595Aye my mates all take the piss but I just couldn't get it to not hurt
wonder why yanks love hot dogs so much, they're utter shite no matter how much shit you put on it, at the end of the day it's still minced eyelids and anuses in a sausage casing
have a bit of a problem. you see, i’m white. i’d like to have white children. but i’m just not attracted to white woman at all. and i live in a country that’s full of asian women.
>>203555698muh polling
>>203555732You only like it when it goes your way
>>203555716Love a hotdogger with mustard and fried onions myself
putting things up my bum just never felt pleasurable at all. just feels like something is up me bum
>>203555698>baby dead
>>203555697baited
some days he stink of fish, some days he stink of shit x
>>203555716sorry that poostralians don't have real hot dogs
>>203555743you're posting about a fucking yank election in the British culture general, there is no "our way" you fucking dullard
>>203555716Love hotdogs me In a bun or in beans they're so good Yummy
It’s crazy that if you’re in nortthern Ireland and post here it picks up as Union Jack flag and not the Irish one. How does it even know
>>203555698if those are the results trump loses by a mere 9 electoral votes. imagine the seethe on /pol/
Can I request a female doctor or nurse to perform my prostate exam? No way am I letting a bloke shove a finger in me arse
500 quid for car insurance
>>203555241Facts https://youtu.be/gAwnxrz41wI?si=7q_Fs4lw7dxuSw6c
>>203555643all true but poortherners are the most insufferable people in the UK and you cannot deny that. Irish and Scottish have nothing on your permanent rape victim status of thatcher you proudly wear as a defining identity, alongside how you eat your fish and chips as if anybody gives a shit, and STILL moaning about hillsborough despite like 17 national committees and endless apologies and trials and compensation.
>>203555775It affects us here too. It affects the whole world, grow up you little fucking baby
hard to imagine snoop dogg as a violent criminal even though he literally was and built a successful career rapping about it
>>203555699yeah haha we're so superior to americans who earn 4 times as much as us for the same jobs and live in massive houses but they say pants instead of trousers and their houses are built out of wood lmao what a bunch of fucking idiots they should live like us in 2 up 2 downs surrounded by pakis drinking tea and eating biscuits
>>203555827he unironically got away with murder and no one ever talks about it lol. google it
>>203555833fuck off there then
>>203555802Jokes how it's always the one male nurse that does them allNot a slim lad by any stretch either
>>203555827>hard to imagine a black man as a criminalwhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPN5plLZRGo
>>203555803I got quoted 1500 for an old mx5, what can you insures for 500?
>>203555849Everyone in the country would if the USA loosened their immigration standards
>>203555833if americans are all paid massive amounts then why are there so many yank povvos and deprive areas?
>>203555802they can do a blood test now
>>203555827i remember someone who lived in LA once told me that all those 90s hiphop rappers like snoop dogg and dr dre are homosexual. They never bring women to parties, always hang around men, are unmarried, and some have rumours of having gay sex in the past. All the real gangsters consider them homos too
>>203555802nope you will have a little indian fella finger your bum if you like it or not
>>203555797Computers smart
>>203555821i'm not a northerner or a scouser
>Indian spy charged over New York assassination plotI didn’t know Indians got busy like that
>>203555833Baseball is rounder, I like rounders.
grangle grangle
>>203555854he just has such a chilled out demeanour though, he's what i call "non-threatening black", i'd also class will smith and eddie murphy in the same category
>>203555877well eazy e did die of AIDS...
having a schnitzel and a pint for lunch
>>203555870muttistan is the best place on earth to be in you’re in the top 30-40% of the population, and the worst in the first world if you’re not
mumberg asked for assistance with download a word file, editing it, and attaching it to an email todayshe works for the nhs doing admin. what the fuck is going on? maybe it's dementia
>>203555833Most americans are actually getting taxed more than anybody here in the UK. They have to contend with property tax, municipal tax, state tax and federal tax. The salaryposting meme doesn't take in to account the amount of tax the vast majority have to pay. Unless you want to live in a depressing dustbowl where theres no state tax (but extremely high sales tax)
>>203555915did he acc
>>2035558772pac was definitely a bender
To Mark Edwards, it wasn't just lush; it was a lushness beyond anything he had ever imagined. It was the kind of richness that, to the very untrained eye, seemed both inexplicable and indescribable. It was lush on a whole new level. One could argue the sausage roll was four times the lushness.
>>203555923What's so bad about being poor in America
>>203555896perplexing post
>>203555698want drumpf to win then have to step down in a year because he's senile then the yanks have to deal with vance as their presso
>>203555859toyota corolla. its thanks to my immaculate driving record (had points expire in August) and my protected no claims (last claim was 2019).
genuinely fucking hate toil
>>203555943our tax-department uses systems from the early 00’s and papers stillit’s all fucked
mad how good old naturally occurring wool beats all the synthetic shite material humans have invented
>>203555958no healthcare, you have to live in a high crime neighborhood, minimum wage is a pittance, etc
went through an 'anti-google'/privacy phase during covid. it's more effort than it's worth. looking to switch back to google services.
>>203555977counting down the days until i quit, me
>>203555896what did he mean by this?
>>203555802little chinese woman did mine. would have just walked out if it was a bloke
>5400 for car insurance why would i even bother
>>203555975I have 0 points, never had any. But I have 0 no claims, never been insured on my own
Speaking of homosexuals, someone posted a picture of Drake here recently that had me howling with laughter.
i seriously cannot understand how a man can find another man attractive. you legitimately have to be mentally ill to find some poo encrusted hairy bum hole of a man "sexy". Just the thought of waking up the next day to a sore arsehole and some hairy burping farting man laying next to you in bed is just pure mental illness
>>203555849if the USA made it easier for anglo immigration then the UK would actually be finishedthe brain drain would be unfathomable
>>203555986boring shite post genuinely is astoundingly boring
>>203555985Doesn't sound much different to anywhere else
>>203556010>never been insured on my ownwhy not?
>>203556000its because of EVs. doesn't take much to write them off so insurance companies have to find the money to cover all the payouts.
Sir Tikka Masala
>>203556000You driving a Lamborghini or something? Mine is £310 for the year
>>203556029always on mumbergs
for me it's Niley Hott's big brown areolae
i just can't believe liam's dead
something off about that brian cox fella
when you don't get taxed every month for a failing NHS service, you put the money in to a private healthcare insurance plan that does exactly the same thing as the NHS but faster and more effectively.
Sir Cash ISA
>>203556026i’m a broke uni student, no way i can afford private health insurance. if i get a serious illness here, i can go to the hospital and pay $0 for treatment. in america, id get financially raped
I shall not rest until I have a girlfriend
have they fixed that remaster of the old gta games yet?
Sir Yahya Sinwar
seems like wordplay or moving the goalposts or whatever the term is to just define homosexuality as NOT a mental illness because... look it just isnt okay!!!
the schnitzel and pint in my aforementioned post
>>203556053astronomy Cox or actor Cox?
Sir Mazda Driver
>>203556053the superior hannibal
>>203556000My dad got banned for drink driving now pays more than 8 grand a year his cars shit too
The SpainLad Inquisition.
>>203556062the poorest get medical welfare
>>203556067I don't think they have any plans to fix them, everything is focused on GTA6
>>203556013>>203556073Uh yeah ok thought provoking stuff
>>203556076elton
>>203556079ktim
>>203556062Not an expert in US healthcare but even the poorest unemployed ghetto niggas get treatment so the system seems okay
>>203556076Looks good now I want the same but I've got leftovers to eat
>>203556083good. cunt
>>203556083serves him right quite frankly. i hope it really pisses him off and makes him reflect on being such a fucking twat
>>203556078Astronomy
>>203556097based zoom zoom
>>203556091they outsourced it to a different studio though
feel constant rage and anger all the time
>>203556083when did he get banned? i got drunk and in charge and my insurance was already like 2.2k per year before that so just haven't even bothered looking at what it would cost since. not driven in 4 years now. one more year and i don't have to mention it so my insurance should be normla again.
my dish towels were designed in Australia
>>203556109>>203556111Wasn’t as bad as it sounds but yeah defo a cunt thing to do
>>203556099yeah but they are declared bankrupt afterwards
>>203556132Tried taking a chill pill man?
>>203556053He's Scottish
>>203556132ktim. not nice, is it?
My girlfriend thinks it's gay for me to call other men cute
>>203556062you'd be on your parents' coverage
These dubs.
>>203556015they will never do this, english does not exist anymore really as it includes millions of fucking 80iq deliveroo drivers. who is going to open the floodgates for anyone with a "british" passport when british now means anybody who managed to be shat out on british soil even if all their recent ancestors were walking about in the jungle or the desert 50 years ago
Sir Brian Cocks
couldn't give a rats arse where your dish towels are from!
>>203556060King Stocks and Shares ISA
>>203556144not really an issue if that's the case is it? those dudes have a negative net worth to start
Sir BTEC Achiever
>>203556153that is gay
>>203556135Only got his license back 7 momths ago
its a meme to think the uninsured dont get treated in america. All hospitals are legally required to treat everybody. And if you aren't insured, you can just walk out and put the bill in the bin. The hospital will then beg the insurance company to slash the bill on your behalf, but then the insurance company will make up for the loss by raising everybody elses insurance bill. This is why healthcare is expensive in the US. Obama tried to force everybody to have a plan, but that was ruled unconstitutional and it didn't go through
Anyone had general anaesthetic? What's it like?
*gives you a talk on woke*
>>203556189can't remember
sir drone striker
>>203556186we do not care
Sir Dry Liner
>>203556161yeah, I know, unfortunatelymaybe a high skilled immigration visa but not just open bordersit is a bit frustrating that the US is so fucking hard to move to nowadays, what is an ambitious sensitive young man supposed to do?
why do we call the general about US heathcare "/brit/" anyway?
>>203556189like diego maradona put his finger up your arse
>>203556203i care very much actually
Sir Long Bowman
>>203556189you blink and then it's 5 hours later and you have stitches
Sir Bum Wiper
cambrushmasturbate
>>203556189They put a mask on your face and tell you to take deep breaths, then you're suddenly waking up in a different ward and it's been 5 hours.
might start goatseing my arse open every time i have a shit. surely that'll make the whole process more streamlined? any fellow budding engineers in today? im thinking i'll save a fortune on toiletries
Free healthcare isn't really important unless you're fat, alcoholic or some kind of spastic freak
not going to have my last meal of the day. It's not gonna be for me guys. It might be for you, but it's not gonna be for me x
Sir Cock Stroker
>>203556178damn, yeah he's gonna be fucked for ages yet then. should decide whether it's worth even having his car for the next few years. for me i'd be losing so much more money than i'd be getting back from having it cos my job involves 0 driving. my mum got a ban years and years ago and she drove to appointments constantly so she had to suck it up and pay the fortunes cos it was vital she drove
>>203556241So majority of Britons
>>203556222>>203556231Is it always 5 hours? Are you violently sick once you wake up?
>>203556232you will have to use latex gloves
Sir Arse Eater
>>203556222>>203556231What you get no sense of time passing whatsoever like you've just been asleep
>>203556241>gets run over by a fat, alcoholic, spastic freak
me? fat, alcoholic drug addict freakhavent worked a day in my lifebut i shan be taking services from the NHS thank you very much
sir posh wanker
don't like my gf but i don't want to end up like the people on here
>>203556264usually you're just drowsy and confused
>>203556264Depends how long your surgery on whatever is. I felt perfectly fine afterwards
>>203556241>fat, alcoholic or some kind of spastic freakktim
>>203556294What's wrong with her?
>>203556294but you're already here. You're one of us whether you like it or not my leeed
>>203556270why? just adds more costs to the process. what's that thing called that's japanese that tries to streamline the production mode? KAZAI or something something
>>203556257True, but not me. I find our culture's reverence for the NHS to be creepy, it's like a celebration of us being sick and unhealthy
>>203556283Yeah. You're unconscious.
Police are a fucking joke. Most of them look for any excuse to chase even when it’s dangerous they get a pass to drive round like it’s GTA what a fucking joke man
>>203556324kaizenit's pointless
>>203556241>>203556257I think free healthcare incentivises fat spastic freak behaviour because the potential runt thinks "will I have to personally pay for the consequences of my actions? No! The state will look after me"
>>203556205stay here and toil forever for 30k a year and you might be able to afford a deanobox near chelmsford and a nice car and you can cope with your miserable existence by queueing to get up ben nevis every summer and by going online and commenting "well at least i live in a walkable city and i can die of cancer for FREE" any time a yank speaks
>>203556294I love my gf more than anything and it saddens me that there are people like youjust leave her
>>203556368how would you rapidly implement my hairy pooey arsehole?
>>203556374meanwhile you were perfectly fine with banks getting bailouts in 2008 and corporations getting free covid money werent you you little lolbertarian corporate cocksucker
>>203556205why in the everliving fuck would you want to move to the US
>>203556356SO THROW ROCKS AT THEM
>>203556374Imagine how much money the country could save if we stopped treating diabetics and forced them to lose weight or die
Real libertarianism has never been tried ( rights for white men only)
the sad truth about inceldom is that a lot of people like our man here just settle for someone they don't even like let alone lovewhat I'm saying is some people are spiritually incel but it is masked by some unhappy, pointless and unfulfilling relationship
>>203556356I live near there.
>>203556413>earn loads of money>great outdoorsApart from that the US is shit and I was speaking to a Brit who moved out there and works for my company recently and he said it's a weird country and he's not a fan. Apparently it's not safe at all and there are tonnes of homeless druggies around.
Thinking about the time I saw a guy on reddit get a "kaizen" kanji tattoo thinking it was some sort of Japanese ancient wisdom and way of life when it's really just a business term used by cringy businessmen.It's like getting "workplace synergy" tattooed on your arm.
>>203556387Would you eat her poo IF YOU HAD TO IF YOU LITERALLY HAD NO CHOICE AND COULDN'T DECIDE AGAINST IT
>>203556356whats Eltham like?
can't think of anything grimmer than maintaining a loveless relationship just to avoid being single
>>203556432Stop yapping
>>203556432My ex showed no interest and the relationship became very one sided so I just accepted we'd break up at some point, but I didn't see the harm in keeping it going for a bit longer so I had someone to go and do things with and occasionally shag.
>>203556384Americans are masters of PR when it comes to their own country. Most americans barely make minimum wage and live in sheds and plywood homes in tornado zones and swamps and hurricane regions. They're desperately poor, fat and retarded.
>>203556442He's probably just a pampered middle class baby
>>203556189they say count down from 10 and you get as far as 8next thing you know you wake up feeling like a happy drunk. probably the nicest high I've had.
>>203556413
>>203556356Weird how its an unborn baby when a paki taxi driver kills the mum, but when the mum aborts a baby its just a clump of cells.
>>203556486tht's not what happens though is it? you wake up and feel awful
>>203556442dunno about you, but I care more about the environment I live in than a bit of extra money. Can't spend that salary if you got stabbed by some spade off his nut can you
>>203556444Reckon there Japanese blokes with AGILE METHODOLOGY tattoos?
>>203556410meds, now
>>203556451Alright
>>203556497Leave that yank shit at the door mate
>>203556479Yeah but america is so big and cool, you could just buy a caravan and spend years travelling around the place
just move to Australia you silly billies
>>203556334Same thing here
>>203556472yeah this is exactly the phenomenon I was referring to. Imagine that but in marriages and it going on for decades
>>203556479Whenever I see a poor american it does seem like they're poor by choice. They're buying nothing but expensive junk food, ps5's, drugs and subscription services.It's like avocado toast but real.
>>203556410see this is a cope by fucking utterly braindead mongoloid retards like yourself who see the NHS as the perfect healthcare model and the only alternative as being the USA as if there's only 2 countries in the worldalso nobody agreed with the banks betting bailouts, that resulted in the past 14 years of tory rule and the covid scandals helped result in the labour landslideyou are a thick facebook reading politicsbyJOE watching cunt
>>203556525too far, still need a visa
>>203556519make me "mate"
>>203556485Well he's definitely middle class, some working class povvo bricklayer isn't moving to the US
>>203556479>They're desperately poor, fat and retarded.Only if you're desperate, poor, fat and/or retarded which ideally you'd not be?
>>203556529They're usually drug addicts
only state i’d move to is maine, same climate as sweden, extremely low crime rate, something like 97% white, great nature, supposed to be hauntedall else can fuck off
>>203556539just work in a pub it isn't hard at all
>>203556498I felt fantastic
>>203556427no worries they're going to start forcibly injecting people with ozempic sothey should just put it in the water desu
>>203556576denying your experience and replacing it with my own sorry
Utah man me, looks peng
>>203556500Probably somewhere
>>203556479your desperately retarded as you've just made a blanket statement about a country you obviously know nothing about
>>203556579Spare a thought for us skeletons mate
>>203556457being an unemployed virgin from birth until death
>>203556571Virginia me
>>203556579My mums been on that shite for years and is still 25 stone, there is no drug to lose weight
>>203556598full of and ran by crazies
>>203556558The vast majority of people live in the middle of nowhere in the US. Thats why they're all fat and miserable and terminally online, there is no cultural centre in bumfuck idaho, they end up killing themselves
I love fanny because I'm a man
>>203556620yeah?
I'd get myself into a right state (maine)
why can't skellies just gain weight FFS
>>203556571not a fan of minnesota and spiritually nordic states like that?
>>203556525maybe i will but just you know ill be cutting my hair into a mullet and smuggling in durries
>>203556563Ah, that makes sense then
>>203556620Mormon girls are proper peng though
>>203556529poor people will throw anything they have at a bit of temporary escapism to get through the grim reality of their existence
>>203556614It only came out like last year fella nice larp
>>203556614heroin
>>203556605I've known Americans and been to America for over two decades, I am qualified to say it. Most are absolutely miserable freaks dosed up to the tits on happy pills because they're poor as fuck and often have no friends or family
Always thought it'd be funny to get "noodle" or something in Chinese as a tattoo but I don't want to defile by beautiful white skin
>>203556620wasn't aware that islam was the dominant force in utah politics
fat people are disgusting. hate them so fucking much
>>203556635Never hungry enough to eat three times a day and certainly not hungry enough to bother going to the shops spending money cooking eating AND cleaning up
>>203556633good man >>203556641not really, tbqh
>>203556356Noticed quite a few more of these unmarked police cars in the past year.
teeth hurt from eating the crunchy snacksive been done
>>203556579what happens if you aren't a hambeast though, do you start to disappear inside yourself
>>203556628>suicide rate uk: 14.1 per 100k>suicide rate usa: 14.6 per 100kwow youre so smart i should definitely listen to what you have to say
Rorke?
>>203556659Its the same drug but a different brand name, Olympic is just the latest marketing ploy
>>203556677become one of those this last couple yearsnot gooddoesn't feel nice to be honest. don't understand why other people allow themselves to be like it. but then, i'm like it, so i suppose it's the same thing as has happened to me
>>203556677im 16 stone
>>203556711ja?
1) fuck off with your boring blog of the year2) didn't read
>>203556707I'm also fat and miserable and terminally online to be fair so it checks out
Considering things, weighing up my options as it were
>>203556711*Pauses my peng gay porn* oh this had better be good...
Seems like every day there's someone here seething about America and Americans
>>203555698>>203555798lol that poll means a trump landslide
>>203556670heroin makes you constipated, thus gaining wait from all the poo buildup
>>203556738>fuckstopped reading there
>>203556750>>203556750>>203556750
I reckon SeasideMARK's catchphrases are a form of tourettes
>>203556707Now narrow it to the regions most americans live in. Its 22 per 100k in Idaho for example