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Nunday
i had to apologize to my roommate today for saying the n word sometimes in my room while gaming
>>203641016Is he black?
>>203641016>the game is Connections
>>203641070imagine the 30 year old loser who made this
>>203641086i think he's half white half black
>woman
>>203641087kek
>>203641154whats her problem?
Getting the car washed
>>203641244probably her time of the month
>>203641016???
>>203641121Then tell him to be only half as offended.
should i go play sealed today or go to the gym
>>203641536i said i was sorry ethan
>>203641581why thowhat are you apologizing fori know this is bait but i really just dont get it
>>203641632what would you say?
>>203641719nothing? i dont really see the issue
>>203641536You have a bottom tier attention span Use your words
tfw no cummable Chicano lips to cum on sigh
>>203641748 it hurts his feelings. don't you have empathy for others?
how come having a daughter and then fucking her could incorrectly make a baby? if it is a boy then it is like a clone of you (because the X chromosome is just the mothers (then her mothers)) and if its a girl it is a clone of her
>>203641795its really not my problem manim gonna call people retarded niggers when they feed the jungler, it's a fact of life
>stupidest /brit/ in /cum/
>>203641795tell him he is hurting america
post imbred charts somehowor a family tree and explain it, because sometimes they do things that i dont understand what are the outcomes of these charts? where did it go wrong?
but im not bread
todays connections was easy
Just realized there's a state in Germany called Saarland
https://youtu.be/kFZLeYtvARc
todays wordle
>recommend books to my brother>he never reads them>give him a physical copy of a book>later on find it buried under pile of clothes in his room>silently take it back without saying anything>several weeks later he tells me "im still reading that blue book you gave me"Sure you are. Sure...
is it a mother of my mother, "father of my father" type thing?? explain
>>203642092why dont you just stop
>>203640926My dad said I couldn't be a plumber because I am autistic and done drugs
it's too late to kill all women it wouldn't even accomplish anything at this point, that said we should do it anyway
>>203642092I learned to not waste time trying to do this. I bought books for family members, and they just got rid of them.>you can lead a horse to water>but you can't make it drink
im not going to go do incest by the way
good morning good sirs
>>203642256let us do the needful
been trying to get into a server for the last 20 minutes
>>203642092just buy them an expensive and/or old book like textbooks for hobbies or school/trades. its good for them if it holds its value or the value goes up
>>203642267>>203642320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8pOFhQst4E
>>203642087You're good, i got it 1 later than you
Convinced my parents not to rearrange my roomDunno if they realize how disruptive that is for autists
>>203642325what game?
>>203642423rising storm 2
>>203642241True that. I bought some for my dad for fathers day I ended up actually really wanting them for myself. I wonder if he actually read any of them. >>203642349He does like textbooks, he's into science especially chemistry and biology. Got him a physics textbook and its sat on a shelf gathering dust ever since.
>>203641154Journalists have rules about how they describe people and things. In some countries it's to prevent lawsuits.
>>203642456i dont know anything about which physics textbooks are valuable
i go buy zaza and roll a bunch of js with itodds yesevens no
finally got into a server
time for gymberg
kurva anyatok
>>203642474They have lawyers to prevent lawsuits. If people couldn't sue, the news would be very different.
>>203642599Wrong thread buddy
Not very hungry Wine and vodka last night are probably the reason
>>203642519i'm actually deciding against this in the end, i have work that i need to get done
This is what I want
>>203642862Mine curves to the left.
+++His words are written in black and white in the investigation file. “It ended well because I had my knife with me. I stabbed him twice.” It is the shocking confession of a killer that German investigators consider “extraordinarily credible”. But for the crime in Germany, US soldier Grant Harrison (26) ends up in front of a US military court. There the trial ends with the scandalous verdict: Not guilty!+++you can just come to Germany and stab germans and walk free. i knee ameribros
imagine going to place where you're fed and given everything you need and all you can do is work out, read books and be healthy, all for free too
I grew up with a family that were all disgusting eaters. Whenever I heard about politicians or celebrities or whatever having dinner meetings, I'd always think "don't they gross each other out by eating near each other". And I couldn't imagine eating with a wife or gf, I feel like we'd find each other unattractive after watching each other eat. I only realized much later in life that eating like a slob isn't the default.
Kemi Badenoch is the British equivalent to Candace Owens.Self hating black and very right wing. Says a lot of dumb edgy shit. Blah blah culture wars, blah blah woke.She will also be the leader of Britain's second largest political party, the Conservatives, in a couple weeks.
BLINDED BY THE LIGHTWRAPPED UP LIKE A DOUCHEANOTHER RUBBER IN THE NIGHT
back from church
>>203643012are you indian?
>>203643012i would definitely eat alone uwu eating makes my eyes and nose runny and i cant breathe properly anyway
>>203643063What did you learn today>>203643074No >>203643085Sorry to hear
>>203642940germans when mohammad stabs them: :| germans when americans stab them: :O
saars can grow good facial hair
>>203643012I give girls the ick when I eat near them because i have weird chin weak jawline so i am literally physically incapable of eating like a normal human bean. I learned to just avoid eating in front of people at all costs. I don't care how absurd the excuse i will always take the loss for avoiding people versus the hit I'd take from them seeing me eating
>>203643132learnt about love, sacrifice and true happiness.
>>203643162How does a weak jawline make you unable to eat normal?
>>203643182What about them
>>203643132it would probably just suck for someone to watch you eat. sometimes i like to play YouTube videos and eat food and pretend that the channels where they show their face a lot and always look grossed out can see me
>>203643226that i can't have them
>watching YouTube videos>realize that none of is actually related to medicine >think "i should watch doctor mike (not that one) videos about it" >scroll down and the video is an upload by himwe dont need neurolink we already live in the future even though its a big privacy violation
>>203643425That doesn't sound like a nice sermon...
chromosomes are epic
>>203643447Saint Augustine says those who will belong to the city of god were chosen by god before the universe was created
>>203643226learnt to love everyone and be for them in times of need. And true happiness comes from serving others.
yesterday (in these teams which collects all of the members points together) in a team of 100 people i saw 7 leave which took 3 million points from the team, we got back up to the original amount of points with no new members (93 members), and 3 more people left, and it took 17 million points
>>203643425Sounds like you're still a child then.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%2013&version=NIV
>>203643559>>203643647Based
drank some water so i balanced it out with 5 grams of salt and some dry biscuits. now im eating an apple to get the actual good waterenergy drinks contain water
I'm high
bought some wine from the gas station
>>203643971Heartburn
business idea: free creampies for all cummies
>>203644163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3PV9hat814
>>203644341
*rapes whoever posts below this*
>>203644409**cums on your tummy**
Did we finally run out of ideas for posts
i've got nothing to say. i never did really
not going to post more about chromosomes until anon replies to mem
>>203644460good post ideas are being deleted by trannitors
Don't shout at me, I have autism.
>>203644665AAAAAHHHHH
>>203644665penis
>>203644696fake image
>>203644696It was 200 on launch and 150 a year after launch >>203644767The GC was already old but it's real
>>203644665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMSMk1BeslA
aaaaaaaaaaaa
deontological ethics is basically moral subjectivism in a trenchcoat. yeah cool moral and immoral acts are unfalsifiable now. that surely isn't just nihilism and subjectivism. kill yourselfconsequentialism is the only way that morals can be objectively measurable and observable
>>203644696wish my gamecube still worked i want to play starfox
I love not sleeping, begrudgingly getting out of bed at like 7, getting wired by drinking too much coffee, crashing by 11, and then gooning for two hours
richer than you unironic millionaire
>>203644885I'm actually more inclined towards the DNIYM system of moral ethics
apparently europeans who are on gibs get called by the unemployment office daily offering them jobs.does something like that exist here
>>203645003Are they good jobs though
>>203645003i think so
>>203645019beggars can't be choosers
>>203645090literally 1984
>>203645090they can in europe apparently
>>203644885it's usually always conservatives who think deontology is the shit lol then they call liberals moral subjectivists as if that's not what their intent-based morals are. i wonder why consequentialism makes conservatives so upset? did they do things that had a lot of negative consequences for themselves and other people perhaps? erm
canadian immigration model is so stupid. how many overeducated officecucks does one nation need
Morning /cum/
>>203645260Smoking's bad, m'kay.
>>203645260what race are you
>>203645260>straw>in a canfucking kill yourself
>paper straw
just farted
sniff
https://is2.4chan.org/int/1729434300469112.webm
>>203643559These are like those deep lore videos where dudes spend 3 hours explaining aspects of the lore taken from source material that the original writers hasn't even conceived of
>>203645452don't do that.
I want seven trillion beers
>>203645478Why not
my elderly father never wanted a smartphone but he decided to make the switch after he got a couple of negative comments from people who thought he might be poor or cheap. now i've got to fix his phone every 5 fucking minutes
Did you guys see the video she sent to the Al Smith dinner? Oh my gosh her team is free falling. That was NOT good.
>>203645564Don't care
>>203645538Im my dads tech support for his phone too
>>203645260morning bud
>>203645580You cared since you replied
>17.25 an hour for seasonalnigga that wouldnt even pay enough for a months rent
tell me about quantum computers anon
going to walmart. what do you all need?
FedEx pays literally the exact amount for living alone It's kind of fucked up
talk about killing squirrels
>>203645692A gf
>>203645704what do you mean, "the exact amount for living alone"
>>203645692Pita chips
>>203645758They pay 19.75 and then cap out at about 21 dollars here in California, which is like exactly what you'd need for rent
so the california poster calls other people "flyovers" when he can't even afford a plane ticket and stacks boxes for a livinglol
>>203645868The poster who calls people flyovers doesn't even live in California, and I don't work at FedEx, although I want to.
>wanted to wake my wife up this morning with my penis but I didn't think I'd have time before I had to get to work>ended up getting to work like 40min earlySad peepee
>>203645932Wake her up with cunnilingus
>>203643971Near me a liquor store is just by the gas stationWhat kind?
>>203645764ok>>203645745walmart does not sell them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpOQoLZQUPc
>>203645974this. it tastes alright actually
does this happen in your country?
down 500 gambling this monthviolently angry rn
>>203646085this is what Canadians look like
>>203646085whats the context
>>203645949I do that too
are you guys watching Trump make fries at MacDonalds?
>>203645692several gfs
>>203646267I’m making farts at McDonalds
>>203646267link?
>>203646332No obese butter golem is my president
>>203646267>>203646332wow, this spontaneous and totally not staged event is so refreshing, he sure is a man of the people!
I am chaos
>>203646401le desordre c'est moi
>>203646346https://www.youtube.com/live/V1Dp6Dn7eIk
>>203646364MacDonalds confirmed harris lied and never worked thereof course everything he does is staged because of the secret servicehe's working the window now
>>203646443what a king
>>203646080Nice. I'm a cheapskate and got some Sutter Home Merlot.
>>203646495I think he oversalted the friesIMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH
Release his health records please
>apply for job>have to create a fucking account and password just to submit an application
>forced labour without any crime being committed
>>203646492because of the secret service trying to assassinate him*fixed
>have to compete with the prez for McDonald’s jobs nowIt’s over
>woman taking steroids vs men who wins thats sport
>>203646696I don't know, he's slowing shit down and talking to much, I think he's gonna get fired
>>203646516how is it?
youre fired!
changed up my in n out orderdouble double, no spread, ketchup, grilled onions, and chopped chilies
>>203647045I didnt know in n out had chiles...might have to spice up my order next time
Spreading hatred. Pwning pedos.
>>203647073They're not even as spicy as jalapeños but they pack a little bit of heat.
I've got my drinking under controlnow I only drink when I'm alone
>>203647045
>>203647203YES THEYRE SHARING A DRINK THEY CALL LONELINESSBUT ITS BETTER THAN DRINKING ALOOOONE
UMMMMM THIS IS PROBLEMATIC
>>203647253the GOAT
Easy-ish today
he's just like us
i need a jobwhere should i apply
eating so much butter making plans to buy more butter when i run out
>>203647391
>>203647253>>203647348>>203647400the GOAT
>>203647432idgi
>>203647400Kamala could never
>>203647400bro is doing tricks on it :skull:
>>203647391>where should i apply>>203647467
Once i finish my laundry I am leaving this place once and for all.
>>203647519NEED this shirt
>>203647520the washing machine room
have to study in 10 minutes and then im taking a pretest tonight
>>203647540I saw it on ebay once, they wanted $90, I should sell it
>>203647519i dont recognize this company mascot
>>203647651god damn zoomer
>>203647651McDonalds you retard, apply there, that was the joke, dummy
>>203647696yes
>>203647576The room of the machine which washesThe lair of the machine
>>203646401i am horse
>>203647721im not retarded for being more youthful than you
Ebay increased their seller fees since the last time i sold something13.25% +$0.40Very very very gay
>>203647774yes you are
>>203647780well i saw an advertisement saying that selling on eBay is free now :3
Remember when burger king had mascots and one of them was in a wheelchair lmao
>>203647333I failed
>>203646492>mcdonalds confirmed she didn't work for themNo they didn't. As of right now there's no evidence one way or the other. Neither McDonald's or anyone else is giving up anything that might prove or disprove it. Honestly don't really blame them for not wanting to get involved in the quarrel at all, because no matter what they said the extremists on either side would throw an absolute fit
>>203647855kidvid was the coolest
>>203647855member the mighty kids meal?shit was cash
it was fun while it lasted. thank you ameribros
>>203647830Thats just a promotion for the UK unfortunatelyWe still have fees
>>203647792dont be a spiteful boomer
im not gay but lady gaga is a talented artist
>>203647855Kek, this entire style went extinct. Like captain planet. Always had to have the black kid, the vaguely ethnic brown kid that could be either hispanic or middle eastern, the Asian girl (never an asian guu), and of course the wheelchair kid. Nowadays the token is vitiligo. >>203640926This thread is making me crave mcdicks to be quite entirely honest with you
>>203647922UK stays winning
>>203647908what was your last meal before leaving
>im not gay but
if gender and racial equality is what we're striving for, why do I always have to tell them Im a whilte male
>>203648150>has the wikihow on how to come out savedanon is there something you wanna tell us
>>203648191I have that picture saved, you mong
You ever notice how the word boy sort of fell out of fashion? Guy is okay, kid is fine, girl can apply to both young women and actual children, but the word boy in general seems to be avoided. I think it's because it kind of has a negative load associated with it now. Calling blacks boy is strongly associated with racism, boy is also used to insult people in general as in implying they're not seen as a man, and then the final nail in the coffin is the pervasiveness of the word femboy in zoomer culture which also added an entirely new negative load to that word.
>>203648222it's okay to be gay. we'd accept you all the same anon
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1729449863112391.jpg sexo
>>203648287Im sure youre used to "accepting" men
>>203646332>You want them salted Mrs. President?
MY CHERIE AMOURPRETTY LITTLE ONE THAT I ADOREYOURE THE ONLY GIRL MY HEART BEATS FOR
>>203648306im so proud of you for accepting who you are
i love the universe
bye anons ill see you later ^.^
im bored. entertain me
>>203648485
>>203640926Feeling impatient right now>>203648485Here u go
>>203648515>>203648603
I'm going to butter your biscuitWhat is this a euphemism for
videogames?
Anime?
>>203648726It's feeder fetish slang. They want to feed the woman lots of carbs and fats yo make her become obese and bedbound
proud of myself for never voting
>>203648089I went to culvers for some burgers and to Ford's Garage for chicken & waffle with a side of mac n cheese. now I have to diet because I got fat
>>203641070literally me
>>203648775>I went to culvers for some burgersexcellent choice
>>203648775Did you not try chick fil a?
>>203648772i only vote for the orange guy when I know he's going to win
>>203648775What about Chick Fil A
i already have a wife i box
>>203648838after the intense shilling in this general I had no other choice but to check it out>>203648839>>203648870no :( time was not on my sideI will check it out next time I come visit
The simple chocolate-chip cookie is difficult to improve on
>>203648929somehow he comes across as far more relatable and personable than kamala even though he's a billionaire
>>203649044Oh fuck off
>>203649044>>203648929leave
>>203649057>>203649078She's gonna lose
>>203648929>>203649044stay
>>203649057>>203649078she's going to lose
>>203649097nobody gives a shit about politics here jason. just take it to pol and stay there
>>203649117just love fries
>>203649044Maybe.Does that make him better fit for the most important job in the world?Absolutely not.
back from walmart
>>203649141stay in your containment board please
>>203649143he was already president and the world was much better than now so I'd say he is
>>203649176He lost the right to hold a democratic position when he denied the election.
saw a person using a payphone
>>203649143>most important job in the worldLOL
>>203649175there isn't one for fries tho
>>203649222the election was stolen and he was right to object
>>203649222Not according to anyone who matters since his name is on the ballot You don't think "rights" are determined based on your personal whims do you
>>203649252Oh, so you're a brainwashed retard. I refuse to converse with you further.
>>203649229You saw a payphone?
so its polcel hours huh. fuck this shit im not gonna share cum with you mouthbreathers
Alright brosUnder toenail smell check timeGet a scraping implement and run it under your big toe nail and take a whiff, then report.
im gonna start thanking anyone who replies to mebecause it really means a lot to me
>>203649236Actually there is>>>/ck/Now if you don't mind me I'm going to head there now. There's such an inherent relationship between /int/ and /ck/ when you think about it. This board has introduced me to meals from all sorts of different cultures. I would likely never have discovered them otherwise
>>203649303okay
The chuds are out in full force today, trans xixters. Keep your chud be good sticks ready.
>>203649292McDonaldHaha get it
>>203649353I dont get it
I get shitflinging over the election statements but i never really got why people lose their fucking minds over literally just pictures of himIs derangenent syndrome real?
>>2036492714 more years
>>203649303What if they reply just to call you a dumb piece of shit
>>203649281Yeah and a person was using it.
>>203649394>Is derangenent syndrome real?Yes
>>203649394>im just posting inocuous stuff of a xenophobic convict in the most controversial election in history why are people getting upsett!!!!!bad faithad faith
>>203649330>Now if you don't mind me I'm going to head there now.bye bye
>>203649432>>203649394What kind of derangement syndrome is it? Can you please elaborate
>>203649458You're 15
>samefaggingdisgraceful. chuds are sad.
>>203649299Mine smells terrible. Like putrid cheese left in the sun
>>203649458Nov 5 and the following 4 years, 2 months, 15 days are going to be very rough for you, I hope you find a good therapist
be honest bro´swould you still fuck Tiffany ?She´s over 50 nowhttps://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78?si=UcRwX9XUUwDVH1Zw
>>203649522youre better posting tranime jason.
janny wave incoming. this is a big one
>>203649397i'll forgive them
>>203649532I'd give it to her. Not bad for an old bird
>>203649546>>203649117You calling him Jason doesn't even make sense, Jason doesn't say things like that
>>203649399Woah mama>>203649458U sound sensitive
>>203649394reddit is screeching about no hair net on Trumpand they are flipping out that Trump found out she never worked at McD's from the company
>>203649394>Is derangenent syndrome real?Yes. I do not personally give 2 shits about politics but my parents and an aunt have it bad. Literally everytime I call them we can be discussing anything and they somehow relate it to Doland Drumpf and how he is le bad evil rayciss orange man and I'd better vote for Kamala. Can't wait for election season to finally be over it always turns people into frothing at the mouth rage zombies
>>203649532No way and its not because of her ageShe sugly snd i hate dyed hair
ur mad!ye sure bro
>>203649394I would say yes but I dont want to impersonate 4chan jannies
>>203649546jason doesn't like trump
I might flip out over pics of kamambla, she is disturbingly ugly
Um, spinster dear, where is the new thread we asked for?
Cooked with beef tallow instead of oil or butter for the first time and my kitchen smells frickin delicious
>>203649708why? cause hes already on hrt and orangeman will get rid of all that?we told him to stop watching so much anime
do you actually want a gf though or do you just want to have sex?
>>203649712Spinny's not here yet. Though I found out recently she is legitimately attractive, not just because she's autistic
>>203649750I want intimacy sex is a bonus
>>203649750yes
>>203649771>Though I found out recently she is legitimately attractiveDo show
>>203649737no he thinks trump likes Jews and that means he's bad
new breadwhen
Imagine having encyclopedic knowledge of /cum/ personalities opinions on random subjects
>>203649732My chcicken is extra wet too, but the flavor is not really as noticea le as olive oilI will have to mix it up going forward
>>203649836its easy to bully them when you know what they are
>he isn't a phd in /cum/ology
>>203649836that's sad as fuck
Shan't be baking a new bread for /cum/bums
Don't forget to include the previous or it doesnt count and we have to make another one
McDonaldLol
its on americas tortured browthat mickey mouse has grown up a cow
he is like you and me bros
Ay we got a regulah frickin shakespesre ovah heah
>>203650156Make the new thread, brown slave
What kind of beer should I get
bake new?
>>203650236Pilsner urquell
I would make new but I know I'll post it here 2 seconds after somebody else's new thread
i'd make the new but someone will seethe if i do
Just make it urselves jesus
>>203650283>Ibu 35-40 I try to stay below 20 or 25, I don't like hops
>>203650236sam adams light, it's seriously good
>Even as I write, Jews are immigrating from the former Soviet Union into Israel. They are fleeing their country because they fear religious persecution. But the moment they set foot on Israeli soil, they become Zionist extremists who are merciless toward the Palestinians. They change from persecuted to persecutors in the blink of an eye.>That said, the Jews are not alone in this. If I'm sensitive to this particular problem, it's because I'm Jewish myself. In fact, this phenomenon is universal. In Roman times, when the first Christians were persecuted, they pleaded for tolerance. But when Christianity prevailed, did tolerance reign? Not on your life. Instead, persecution was soon going on in the opposite direction. Or take the case of the Bulgarians, who demanded freedom from their dictatorial regime, but once they had it used it to aggress against their Turkish minority. Or the people of Azerbaijan, who demanded of the Soviet Union the freedom denied it by the central government, only to immediately attack the Armenian minority.>The Bible teaches that the victims of persecution must in no circumstances become persecutors in their turn: "Do not mistreat an alien or oppress him, for you were aliens in Egypt."(Exodus 22:21). But who follows this teaching? Personally, whenever I try to spread the word, I get hostile looks and make myself unpopular.-Issac Asimov, 1979.
>>203650330Its not hopped like an american beer, but i kind of get it
>>203650434>>203650434>>203650434
