divebomb edition>>203658533previous
favorite porn video
>>203660606he hasn't even had a single thoughthe doesn't even know he exists
>>203660609femboys frotting
>>203660609that one with the naked bitch with exaggerated proportions and extremely graphic close ups you know and and the guy with the big cock
>>203660609I have a few
finna goon
any birdlovers in?
>>203660606that's not zippo cat
>>203660609Best Footjob Ever
>>203660637yes me corvids specifically
>>203660606bro was just born
might become a policeman
>>203660649cap
>>203660580Lesbian
>>203660618>>203660638>>203660644he'll be fine
There is nothing more black pilling than looking at job ads. Everywhere that isn't fast food requires you to have experience in a certain area, but there are no entry level jobs of that type. How do people even get experience?
>>203660651incels seethe at this man for having sex
>>203660651tragic
>>203660642>corvids specificallymine too but I have a soft spot for northern flickers and purple martins. love crows though
>>203660665What do you think about this >>203660651
>>203660674Do internships while you're in college.Internships with an S.
>>203660651yuck
>>203660682dont reply to me again
me at the /cum/ full moon celebration
For me it's herons
why do you care what happens in someone's bedroom
>>203660717
>>203660679corvids are just so intelligent and they can be moody and stuffif i had a familiar it would either be a barn owl or a raven/crow
>>203660718This lurking figure is me
>>203660718full moon was a few days ago dough
>>203660718me on top
>>203660725T. Jeffrey Epstein clientele
>>203660692I need money, I have a couple hundred bucks to my name.
>>203660718me rn
im back
>>203660756Apply for shitty retail and fast food jobs while you waitLie on your resume so they don't know that you're over qualified
>Wages have increased by $1.50/hr or more!Apply now to earn higher pay. Find jobs near you.>nearest job is 80 miles awaywoah great thank you jeff
>>203660729do you feed them? i'm tired of everyone saying how intelligent they are. spend time observing them and it's self-evident
>>203660764welcome back anon what were you watching this time
>>203660775complete ep1 of gilmore girls year in the life.
>>203660775transgender porn
>>203660782*completed
>>203660771there's videos of crows online understanding water displacement to earn a sweet treat they are actually really smart even if they act like dum dums i don't feed them but they hang out alot in the front yard
>>203660771Some of them use toolsThat is intelligent
>>203660637Shoebills are pretty sweet
my mom is stupid, her entire family is poor, my dad was not stupid and his entire family is successful, it's just that the apple does not fall far from the tree ever
>>203660823
>>203660840Based
>>203660840Punished Shoebill...
>>203660840me when no sweet treat
>>203660800>>203660814that's honestly the least interesting thing about them. it's just annoying that whenever corvids are mentioned the first thing people say are how smart they are. i'm more interested in learning how they interact with other animals such as wolves
Figurine should arrive tomorrow
>>203660874DONT put it in a glass jug
>>203660765Well I'm going for computer science right now I found a paid ($19.50/hr more than I've ever made) computer science internship near me but here's the issue>Code and deploy Infrastructure as Code (IaC) using Bicep.>Create and maintain Azure DevOps YAML pipelines.>Create and maintain deployment scripts.>Create and maintain Octopus Deploy Deployment projects.>Deploy applications and infrastructure using Octopus Deploy.I have no clue what any of this is, I've only taken cs 101.
>>203660883he probably wants it for his cum jar
>>203660895>>203660883That's not what I was planning at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WqthBfTKuk
>>203660909of course we know :)
>>203660909your going jarless? naughty boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT62Gwv70kM
>>203660890it's always like that, like every single job requires a handful of very specific tools for that specific company, how does anyone even get a job is beyond me
>>203660840whats he thinking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXkm6h6uq0k
>>203660637I'm a huge bird lover. I'd love a bird companion but I don't think I have the time to devote to one unfortunately. I work 12 hour shifts and have lots of hobbies that keep me outside
>>203660625Frotting feels so good and lewd, when both of you are leaking precum and the heads rub up against each other and it makes a little cum string between the heads of your cock it's so hot
i fucking hate them big ass birds
>>203661001wow.. thats so sexy
Fucking HATE emus
>>203661001oh dear
>>203661001you've never done that because youre fat
>>203660725I don't. Why can't it stay there?
if you want any job you'd have to study for like a year at least to learn all the tools they ask of you to know with 0 guarantee this job offering will still be there or if you even will get the job, how does anyone get a job actually, it makes no sense
>>>/trv/2725675>>>/trv/2725675>>>/trv/2725675
i want to retire to vermont, it's nice and white and comfy
>>203661044do they have burlington at burlington? you should get a job at burlington in burlington! haha!
>>203660958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzO7IGWGxu8
>>203661028This doesn't even make sense you should have gone with some variation of because you lost your cock because you're a tranny, learn to post better chuddy
>>203661059For me it's New Hampshire. From a sociological standpoint it aligns quite nicely with where I'd want to live. But Washington is pretty dam cool
>>203661069>do they have burlington at burlington?what is the first "burlington" in this sentence?
>>203660649>Searching niggas down and grabbing their nutsI don't know if you're a fag or what
>>203661088burlington coat factory
>>203661044/trv/ but for (gay) sex
>>203661026Spinster got wet over that post
>>203661082youre fat and disgusting and no one finds you attractive, not even other fags
>based atheist youtube kratos became a muslimbruh
>>203661108They ban sex tourism threads on that board, for some reason. They won't even allow a contained sex tourism general
>>203660649I explored becoming a game warden once>love animals>love the outdoors>love riding through the woods>'ate poachersSimple as. Unfortunately it's not a job you can easily come by, even with qualifications. There aren't many and they usually pick from parks and rec, so you'd have to do years of a pretty awful job if you wanted it
>>203661075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmaj-wtAPs&pp=ygUZaSdsbCB0cnlpbmcgYW55dGhpbmcgb25jZQ%3D%3D
>>203660947Maybe I should just try anyway. But there is no way these motherfuckers are going to teach me from the ground up for $19.50/hr.
>>203661088Burlington coat factory is a store where lower middle class white families used to go to buy winter clothing however it has since gone downhill and it now mostly sells defective clothing as huge discounts and it primarily frequented by indans who leave huge grease stains on already defective clothing as they rummage around and cause the whole store to smell like literal human shit
>>203661124I live with my bf though, we just got done watching halloween movies
>>203661188I have no gf, but I'm about to smoke some weed and do a horror double feature.I'm thinking Black Christmas and the Evil Dead remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9l8zCOwEII
>>203660757When you had Shity cable tv.
>>203661032I was an electrician by trade, mostly radio and other micro electronics for like 10 years. But then I got a job as a millwright mechanic and do quite well here. Adaptability and confidence go a long way.
>>203661214Comfy, enjoy anon
https://youtu.be/-Wtj59opWKg?si=qBC71ipADvWlNmg-
>>203661044>burlingtonit's literal shithole with zombies shooting up fentanyl in plain sight
>>203661277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBOZCrJsAI
>>203661188i wish i had a bf to smack my butt like that while im cooking our dinner ^^
>>203661188Are you cute?
i've got the music in mebut that music is baroque opera
>>203661339*Headpats*
>>203661353
how could you say that to me. after everything ive done for you. everything ive sacrificed.
>>203661188lol youre fat!
It's time to do the /cum/ trust fall. In exactly 60 seconds I will fall backwards off this ledge and my /cum/ friends will catch me before I fall.Let's do this!
>mfw reading YOUR posts
>>203661388i'll try my best
>>203661388AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAWHY DIDN'T /CUM/ CATCH MECALL AN AMBULANCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>203661392
>>203661322Not really I'm pretty average>>203661321I grope my bfs ass and thighs a lot when we're alone
>>203661417you missed!
>>203661339me when i see otner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqdv032mFbg
>>203661444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecrCsEMdnQM
>>203661401he always tries his best >>203661388i wasn't here sorry
yeah, i'm thinking /brit/ - Brittany has better discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5OSXXjcrg
>>203661478i like this song
is /cum/ bold enough?
>>203661477bye
i'm sorry i'm just grumpy tonighti need a hugfrom a strong hairy man
Need a gf to do a Shantae cosplay for me
>>203661417Do you think Romans would like WWE?
>>203661520wtf is shantae
>>203661485https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uemlDfmiE54>>203661441
yes we have manual labor, but what about womanual labor
Does anyone have that chudjak with the big yellow teeth they can post?
>>203661538yeah i've heard this too before it's on my spotifyme all the way on the left
>>203661542You mean cooking, cleaning and baby making?
I should have been a completely different person with a completely different life. Then maybe things would have turned out alright.
>>203661530https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqvXshxAb1w
>>203661549yesno
>>203661558same
How do we reverse this so we can have better fries?
>>203661553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aRt3iTbh20
>>203661517youre fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htnXgyBbiyg
>>203661583I remember making beef tallow and it turning into a white paste
>>203661583i'm sure it was because seed oils is vastly cheaper and not because of that
>>203661588
erm, could you stop being so silly with my gf bro?
>>203661602why did you make it
>>203661607qts
>>203661623Get cucked
>>203661623but i'm a silly goose. a lil stinker.
I don't know what it is, but there is a trick in herWho works on me so wellAnd I can't deny it, mmShe turns me on like a firecracker in the summer sunI can feel my mindSlowly fading with the smell of her perfumeAnd when she's dancingOh damn, mm-mm
>>203661628do you think they asked him to pose like that for the camera or he just did that
are you being deadass right now
>>203661626I saw some cooking video talking about how good it made fries taste, so I wanted to try it myself
>>203661650obvious man
>>203661655natural poserhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5c6jJmuqk
cheating (meaning academic dishonesty) is just another form of creative problem solving
mind over moneymoney over mind
>>203661583just make your own fries with lard, people act disgusted by lard and then will go and use oil made out of industrial chemicals and pretend it's a healthier alternative because some retard told them all fat was bad
>>203661658were they good? I've always thought thy were way better
>>203661674>t. BugmanAcademic dishonesty has knock on effects that had best be avoided
>>203661685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0w3EXuqLtA
for me its potatoes roasted in duck fat
https://youtu.be/URplBz7iL7s?si=bNgm3qD70F6gbI4d
middle aged women loved me when i was in schoolnow they're just weirded out by mewhat changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXws6YPKFxE
>>203661705they sell that at the store too next to the beef tallow
pov: you are a mouse
>>203661711you're old ugly and busted now
>>203661719i raise youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOPS0X3pbk>>203661711youre not off limits or extremely young anymore
landlordberg is mad about something again and hes making a fucking loud mess right outside my window. getting real tired of this bitter old beast
forbidden fruitlike mangos
if u look like dis my dms are open
>>203661754Durians
>>203661711women's pedophilic tendencies are seriously downplayed due to societal hypocrisy and the women are wonderful effect
>>203661666umm ok satan bit rood
Heard Mel Gibson is a sedevacantist
It's so crazy, it just might work.
>>203661761
>>203661761sent ;)
>>203661761I look like the blonde one, but I shant be sliding into your dms
i don't understand how electricity makes my nose hair trimmer go, i don't understand how gas makes a car go forward, i don't understand how lightbulbs make light, i really don't understand how airplanes stay in the air or how radios and phone calls work, i don't know how we can be sure that a bridge won't buckle under the weight of all the cars driving over it, i don't understand where wifi comes from or why we have to pay for it, sometimes i see a part of a building and i wonder who fabricated it and how and who ordered it's fabrication and how did the latter know to contact the former. i live in a world i don't understand, i'm like someone from the distant past brought to present times or an uncontacted tribesman on some jungle 2 jungle shit
>>203661779
>>203661799
>>203661761i dont paint my nails tho
>>203661795it's not your job to understand every single thingpeople specialize in hyper specific stuff so you don't have to
>>203661795https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL39_ud5aKSvnYDhKdB7wTDUZRiE8RaJathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvfHyfgBtAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc979OhitAg
skibidi gyatt
>>203661838>>203661795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMXxXoHtM-o
>>203661692What oils used for cooking are made from industrial chemicals
>>203661795Do you know how magnets work?fuckin miracles, bro
>>203661795no one knows any of that shit unless they work with it, the world is too complex for any one person to know everything
>>203661834yeah and what if shit hits the fan huh? are we just supposed to die?
showip time >>203661893i guess so
>>203661840Take your belt, wrap it around your clothes rod, then wrap it around your neck, then try not standing up
>>203661902take a sexy pic for us
>>203661910fr fr ong?
>>203661893we got books and already built things we can learn from but yea we aren't any different from someone living in the ancient times, if we lost every knowledge and record somehow we could go back to being like them
>>203661910DONT DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS>>203661829well you should
Love when I btfo an anon and he doesn't respond, meaning I get the last word
that's never happened though
>>203661924Who are you the trae tha truth? Lemming
gonna take a hot bath with epsom salt and oil
why do Trannies love to defend Judaism?
>>203661818
the only explanation for a woman being here and not be posting selfies is because she's ugly and knows it
>>203661962somebody had a rough day and is treating themself
>>203661959huh
>>203661862>xir doesn't knowkeep eating your vegetable oil goy it's healthy I promise, unlike that disgusting icky lard
>>203661994nah ive seen plenty of other pretty cis women be comfy just being a thread personality and not needing to post t hemselves on other boards, especially on /vg/they do usually get a thread ebf on discord or something who sometimes leaks her pics tho
I haven't showered in 3 days
>>203662004Exactly. Learn English stupid fuckwit
>>203661893>>203661834It's for this reason I advocate strongly for education. You don't need to know in excruciating detail how an electric motor works, but knowing the basic principles of electronic and electrical circuits will help you solve some problems. You don't need to know how to adjust the timing in your car, but knowing how a 4 stroke engine runs will help you solve a lot of problems. Basic knowledge of a wide variety of subjects is like a super power. You don't need to be an expert to solve problems, just a working knowledge of basic principles
>>203662021nigga go BATHE
Higurashi and Umineko are trash.
>>203662048Fuck you
Oh like fate isnt turbo trash?
>>203661167Bro I started working at my current job as a machine operator. It required no previous experience in anything, they just needed bodies.But, they knew I was going to school for compsci, so they gave me a shot in the programming room. After a few raises I ended up at 23 bucks an hour (in the Midwest) and they finally gave me a shot as a programmer. Mind you, I gave up on the programming shit after about 6 months due to stress, fucking up a lot, and realizing I didn't really like it anyways. But, still, if you're looking for a chance they're out there, and I think you can find it. I don't think it's a far reach for them to train you at 19.50 an hour, I was paid 23 an hour (after proving myself in other ways to be fair) with just as little experience as you to be a legitimate programmer.
>>203662026take it easy jason
when i say the phrase "reverse gloryhole" what is the first image that comes to mind
https://youtu.be/RPl5MeXIM8E
>>203662075Me and who
we have them right where we want empoughkeepsie
>>203662083a hole where women put their unwashed bagenie and men are forced to lick it
>>203662124awesome thanks that's going into the business ideas folder
>>203662134i want 15% of all royalties kthx
I call shotgun!
I should stop posting in this thread i am forming unhealthily attachments to anons
>>203662083The penis sucks a womans mouth
>“I really wanna kill him but I don’t want to go to jail,” the mom texted the friend. “It’s unfortunate. He’s just gonna have to pay for his existence.”
I've been healed by the love of Allah.
need some biscuits and gravy
>>203662180BASED
Class dismissed.
I genuinely really dont understand the absolute seethe ai causes
>>203661994bold talk for a tranny
>>203662180Yummy With sausages
>>203662167she sounds like a real peach
>>203662223and bacon
>>203662201I want ai to bring us to the technological singularity
>>203662201Bedtime Stories is a fantastic channel
>>203661333https://youtu.be/eUJE3zOXpqA?si=5SUaUA7EwLLdi12W
Feelin lile a trip to cracker barrel desu
>>203662009>vegetable oil is industrial chemicals>industrialy refined pig fat is not an industrial chemicalsI mean I get where you're coming from but have some perspective you midwit faggot. Some oils are fine, some oils *might* contribute to heart disease, and the latter does not include vegetable oil
>>203662248What about nigga barrel
i want ai to just remove the need for me to fucking wageslave and have to deal with humans. i could not care less about the hecking economy
https://youtu.be/xrJd059ibws?si=fJiAQFk3T_19q8WXGoes crazy goes nuts
Another blunt?
Just died in Silent Hill 3 in the most retarded way possibleThe fucking amusement park
>>203662235I'll check them out
>>203662156This dude orbited thr tranny earlier and has post horny regret
Don't hope for anything because it's not happening
This is a STICKUP!
>>203662201Because for years artists tried to play off art as being more than just a job, they all wanted to pretend like it was some passion/calling and that they have unique creative soul that just absolutely needs to express itself for them to exist and now that their work is being automated they're having to become the most cut throat capitalists possible while still trying to pretend to be fun left pro socialism or at least highly controlled capitalism guys and the cognitive dissonance is too much for them and they're just lashing out
You're fired.
>>203662295which tranny
>>203662302Thanks jason
>>203662298EEPDON'T SHOOT*shits pants*
I need to get used to crossing busy crosswalksI'm used to them being dead when I walk at night but during the day there's so many peoplemakes me feel rushed
>>203660602I have nothing against him but I don't understand fake tanning.
>>203662338https://youtu.be/TmIEI4ky-Zc
saw a mod on /tv/ delete every post in a thread individually before actually deleting the entire thread
Cars are weapons
>>203662361Not even god knows how the schizophrenic mind of one whi janitorializes an imageboard works
>>203662361hrt makes people very unstable
>>203662361tv mods are autistic spazzoids who will ban every person in a thread if the OP is off-topicanytime i browse tv i get banned for that
>>203662269...
I work an incredibly dead end miserable work from home desk job, I do everything I can to avoid working though, occasionally my boss tries to call me out on it and I make up some bullshit excuse and go back to doing the absolute bare minimum possible, the work environment is so toxic that I don't really worry about them firing me anymore because the turnover rate is so high that people that are trained/skilled and actually stick around is ridiculously low, we had so many people quit earlier in the year that even though we were on a "hiring freeze" they were forced to actually hire a few extra people because they couldn't find anyone willing/able to take all the extra shifts, the only real threat my boss even has at this point is threatening to make me go in to the office to work but I've told her that if she ever does that I will quit on the spot and that makes her drop it every time
Hope i am less bloated tomorrow so i dont look so shit in my nee shirt
uh ohgot the bubble gutsbouta blast my porcelin thronebe back in 45 minutes
news from my town, people discovered that the gun of the drug addict who assaulted someone was fake and they beat him to death.
>>203662396Blog tf on
>>203662077Thank you for the words of encouragement. I need it.
Anyone from Wisconsin here?
>>203662390I got banned once for just saying "imagine the threesomes" in reply to a webmHow tame>>203662393What its a good song bro
christ i hope not
>>203661994you don't understand the doxxing risk
>>203662396Tell them to hire me please
>>203662418https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Zp9Se2WdQ
>>203662432https://youtu.be/NW0YcO5P3OM?si=DA91_N9dN1y-lMznBeen hunming/singing this all day for 3 days now
I'm a beastie boy
>>203661535Video game character
>>203662471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
>>203662425They only hire american's and indians which is half the issue
"The lid is off. The stack is burning. I saw it."
>>203662466I like the beginning
my doyers :)
Thinking i make a cheese steak tomorrowI dont wanna buy a 4 pack of poboy buns tho
love you habibi
an old monkey wrench or a padlock with a chain, which one do you prefer?
miss whats her name
>>203662566i love cheese steaks but they gotta be neat if they're overstuffed and messy i don't want it
Frank Ocean's Blond is nearly a 10/10 the only thing that ruins it is the last track, Chanel is 10/10 thoughhttps://youtu.be/XnbsIl2BnWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI
>>203662585I dont like mayo so it wont be super messy i think its more technically called a chop cheese idkSliced steak and cheese and peppers and onions on a bun
Sounds like SOMEBODY has a case of the Sunday Scaries.
>>203662598https://youtu.be/HyF9bsxCMUk
>>203662603that's what i had in mind yeah sounds good i would try one if i could
>>203662598god dammit wrong linkhttps://youtu.be/Z2LC1xrdOaM
>>203662580I made a point to burn all of the photographsFuck that song hits different nowadays bros
I like the moon lamps but are they gay/womanly? And before you ask why I need a night light, I just want to read books. Is there any sort of night light that isn't effeminate?
>>203662621youre a fucking faggot
fools gold is still goldjust sillier
>>203662625>>203662625>>203662625>>203662621anon it's a lamp. if you like it, get itpersonally i think it looks nice
>>203662621looks womanly yeah but its not like your gonna bring many bitches into your room anytime soon is it. id get one
>>203662621holy fuck you're so fucken cute bud I wanna get under the covers with you and read a book together
These two dudes (brothers) i know from the gym run a local nutrition shop and i saw they're hiringIts basically a guarantee if i ask them about it right?
>>203662639I'm gay thoughever
>>203662621Tacky consumerist garbage. Bin it
>>203662645fuck off im not gay
>>203662291When I was like 20 I'd sit down on a cold night with cheese fries and some alcohol and watch them. Very spooky.
>>203662658ok what lamp do you recommend me?
>>203662699A regular desk lamp
>>203662670neither am I, that's how cute you're being right now I don't even wanna fuck you I just want to do domestic stuff with you
>>203662730if you saw what i was reading you would immediately change your mind
>>203662716what do you think about this one
>>203662756gay sex manual
>>203662838why would i read that im not gay
>>203662730>I don't even wanna fuck you I just want to do domestic stuff with youhow romantic~
>>203662180do you know how to make biscuits?
