McRib edish
>>203694836
>>203694836Thank you for making an actual new, good lad
might get on the roids
Went to a debating workshop my university runs earlier. There were two trannies in my breakout room. One started ranting about capitalism and the other started screaming about climate change. It was quite an unpleasant experience and I don't think I'll be going again next week.
miss runescape
>>203694923can't be posting that
>>203694881here if you’re in construction or doing a trade you’re on the big bucks but like I said a lot of white collar work here is dominated by english expats as well, swear half of the recruitment industry here is english
mad how poo gay porn
Baking the mother of all omelettes JackCan't fret other every rotten egg
Auntstein sent me some videos of some cats and now has been ghosting me when I respondI get NO RESPECT
>>203694923getting sick of all this pornography being posted
*splits the thread*
Playing Forza 4 while listening to DnB.Don't (You) me, I don't care about your blog.
>>203694897i hate trannies but as an asda employee i agree with the sentiment of fucking asda over
>>203694971baffling post
>>203694897what is it with leftypol blatantly encouraging people to do petty crime like thissee it all the time on breadtube. they just shamelessly tell you to steal stuff and it's never removed or moderated by the platform
I GET NO RESPECT I TELLS YANO RESPECTI WENT CLOTHES SHOPPING AND COULDNT FIND A BELT THAT FITTED NICELY. THE STORE CLERK TOLD ME HE KNEW A GUY CALLED ORION WHO COULD LEND ME HIS. NO RESPECT!
Will i shag if go to university as a 30 year old
>>203695010*pulls collar*
>>203695010eheheh
mental how gay poo HIV positive sex arse
>>203694897ah here we all are then
got called a weirdo at work
just found out from the admin that this is the final /brit/gonna miss you lot
>>203695003they are fundamentally cuntish people
>>203695060why
>>203694924Need the good old days back
>>203695060bet the last thing youd want is to be called a weirdo on /brit/ too after such an ordeal
i'm of the opinion that any brit who emigrates from britain is genuinely superior to any brit who remains in britain
>>203694937fuck office work. ill work on a farm or maybe do a driving job. or just be a crim till they deport me.
>>203695003Ultimately, leftypol is just a vile human who has found an ideology which satisfies his saviour complex.
Mamma Mia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLsocs-ACIc
>>203695021doubtful
>>203695060well what the hell were you doing there? you clearly don't belong there.
whats janny playing at
>>203695130Why not
>>203695003It is actually correct, corporations are soulless entities and don't get any moral consideration unless you've somehow been brainwashed into thinking they're people or equivalent
>>203695090Ok mate it’s not that deep but I do agree there are some worthwhile opportunities in other countries.
10/10 gf
The majority of Brits who left overseas thought of themselves as colonisers, not immigrants
where to emigrate if you are unskilled
>>203695159older, fatter, balder
>>203695197Scotland
>>203695178it's the truth, palif you stay here then you are a subservient cockroach
>>203695120actually pooing my pants
>>203695205with more wage
Starfield is still £59.99.Not including the price of the DLC.
>>203695202What if you aren't fat or bald
>>203695197if youre unskilled then theres a million jeets willing to work in slavery conditions that youre competing against.
>>203695197here apparently
>>203695236but you are. and probably specky. if you cant shag as a 30 year old toiler you wont shag as a 30 year old student
>>203695226Yeah mate there's some magical land where they pay high wages and let anyone in with no skills.You can just turn up on a boat and their government will even give you everyone's taxes and put you up in a hotel and give you a couple grand a month.Stop living in a fantasy land.
>>203694836had the mcrib and its meh
>>203695080>>203695085>>203695139had a new girl start yesterday she and i have been chatting a lot since im trying to help her to feel welcomed and today is tuesday which is music day where people play music off the bluetooth speaker but im not allowed to play my music anymore and so i told her to put some music on she played jimmy eat world and i asked her what type of music she liked and told her how i listen to a lot of emo music and we were chatting away then at one point she asked me if i was the sauerkraut guy and i said yes then she tells me that some of the other girls told her about me and they said im a weirdo
mcwoke more like
doesn't ireland have higher wages than the uk
>>203695330yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBgl4rVz3Kssing along everyone
>>203695283I'm not
>>203695330really horrible how they treat you mate we love our sauerkraut guy
>>203695341No they have a lower minimum wage and a lower average earnings for full time workers.
big bowl of sauerkrautevery single morningit was driving me crazy
>>203695207Hate this because its true and I’m in denial about it :s
when was the last big terrorist attack?
delivered to some right freaks this evening. some paki bloke in a dress who bought about 30 litres of bottled water and 12 litres of vegetable oil. a grossly obese white man who stank like shite. and a family of dancing nig coons in a council flat.
wonder which category /brit/ falls intohmm it is SUCH a mystery
>>203695443reminds me of when im watching gogglebox
>>203695428Last night I committed a large attack on my cock if that counts
>>203695399feel like i've seen /int/ maps where ireland has higher average earnings than the uk, that just because it's a tax haven or were those fake maps?
eating gay porn poo
>>203695428Israel are doing them everyday in Palestine and Lebanon.
>>203695286so nowhere in world higher wages than scotland for low skilled jobs?
>>203695465soul destroying
>>203695162the UK has some of the lowest price indexes in Europe and a very competitive supermarket industry. these are just cunts justifying stealing because they think it makes them look cool to larp as revolutionaries fighting big bad corporations.
>>203695409Where would you move to, if you could?
>>203695453hmm for me its very attractive but for you lads its hard to say
Brits end slavery and this is their rewardhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-mp-labels-keir-starmers-33938094
>>203695496yeah sure, but i mean like earth-stood-still type of attack, where's it's covered all round the world
might dye my hair black
mad how when you don't drink water all day, water tastes absolutely fucking delicious when you drink it. reckon that's my biology saying "mmhhh yeah get a bit more of that don't your neck pronto." 1 billion years of procreation and mutation made this water taste bloody lovely.
>>203695587>support and milk the system for hundreds of years>machines make it more costly>find some new labor to exploit anyways “We ended slavery guys”
>>203695603probably based Brenton downunder
>>203695572you chaps aren't going to believe me when I say this>was in Waitrose (dadberg's bday shop, I'm not a Tarq)>there I am minding my own business>see a newspaper>waddle towards it>it's a Waitrose newspaper>they're so posh they have their own newspaperit had recipes in it, a bit on how big k-dramas are, a sudoku and crossword of courseNot news, just all kinds of middle class nonsenseI was stunned.How the other half live.
>>203695572>a very competitive supermarket industry>two stores make up 44% of the market share
>>203695587wont pay another penny in tax if they announce reparations
>>203695330guffawed at this story. sorry that happened to you though.
>>203695482>For full-time employees, the median average salary is £34,963>Ireland's average income for a full-time worker is €3,220/month and €38,600/year.>€38,600 = £32,161.33Depends which "average" you are using. Lots of businesses set up headquarters in Ireland which massively boosts the "average" so you might see €45,000 as the average salary in some reports.For a person actually working a job, it's about the same.Probably should stop believing random maps you've seen on here for you information desu
>>203695634better than the rags that poors pour over
>>203695330never had sauerkraut
>>203695634wetherspoons have their own newsletters todon't know why any store does it. I doubt it makes them any money.
scran time
time for bed me thinksor i might watch one more youtube vid xx
>>203695743>boasts about not using preservatives >this happens immediatelycan't understand how not once did anyone tell them this could be a problem
>>203695743I like my cheese mouldy bruh
>you're a shit vice presidentoh my god
>>203695743Surprised they used gorgonzola, might have to try it
>>203695767tends to happen when you're an internet mong that surrounds himself with yesmen
every time i come in /brit/ you retards are talking about yank politics. who gives a shit? gb2>>>/int/cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XzvgOs-jCc
sir rear'd 'nana
you did buy a goose jacket for the winter... right lads?
>>203695813these are for wogs
>>203695813i am not asian, so... nope!
Incel night drive on the cards. Might go to St Helens for a laugh
Well, I think I just got a mobile IP range banned on /g/ for pissing off a mod lol
>A doctor in Australia was suspended and could be stripped of his medical license because of things he'd shared on social media, including several Babylon Bee articles.
>>203695813That is nice. no I got an arcteryx gore tex pro shell instead
>>203695795but even then - I'm assuming that this idea had to pass by, at the very least, a dozen or so knowledgeable people (food scientists, food producers, etc) who should have been able to say no and explain why to them,
Still got some of the brit lads on my msn messenger
>>203695813I don’t feel the need to have a corporate logo plastered over me chest
sick of how little ambition the west had to do anything anymorewe use to divided continents amongst ourselves and build engineering marvels that were the envy of the worldnow does we can't even build a railway without needlessly pissing billions up the wall just to cancel it anyway
>>203695897poorfag cope
>>203695877lmao wouldn't it be funny if you shared their numbers and profiles and such ahaha lololol lmao ahah
>>203695909You’re retarded
>>203695875the three of them have been involved in crypto scamming and other dubious schemes, they're griftersactual food scientists have made videos calling out their product and the false advertisement around itthese guys have probably spent more time consulting lawyers, as in "what can we legally get away with?" than nutritionists
>>203695910You've tempted me to buy jacket from canda goose
>>203695910I’m not poor.
>>203695943You're retarded
>>203695943and you're a paedophile who everyone wishes would dive feet-first into a wood-chipper
>>203694836Absolute shite it is
>>203695826>>203695846I swear to ALLAH I'm white
>>203696005Post forearm
>>203695966Go look up Robert Seeley
>>203695743both Paul brothers seem like really low IQ mongs
>>203695952>the three of them have been involved in crypto scammingdon't forget the boxing shite where they very clearly scripted it all and ran all the way to the bank laughing at the mongs who spent hundreds on PPV tickets for an event as real as WWE.
>>203695443So let me get this straight. You’re a delivery man who looks down on people?
hi
>>203696035Go look up Robert Seeley
>>203695968
>>203696020I'm white
>>203696104
>>203696072more like su8178.jpg lol
why are germans like this
Thinking back to that time I was on the bus and the woman sat next to me by the window seat loudly said "EXCUSE ME", and thinking she wanted to get off I stood up only for her to say "please don't lean into me" and I awkwardly sat back down half off the seat so I didn't touch her at all, not that I was ever leaning into her to begin with, fucking hell
mental how people have been conditioned to associate the belief that some ethnic groups are naturally more inclined to the building and maintenance of advanced civilization than others is evil
Arse feels half sewn shut by my heamorhoids. Gonna order laxative tomorrow.
>>203696199I smoke red Marlboro because I feel cool when smoking and girls like it
>>203696067Yes
>>203696176Thus follows that the Celts fare pretty badly compared to large swathes of sub-Saharan Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79-NLEuDTCc
Thread not moving fast enough. I'm starting to feel lonely.
On the toilet sharting as my body struggles with constipation.
>Pic relatedHow much of an utter fucking numpty do you have to be for your enjoyment of something to be ruined by somebody else criticizing it? Are people really that fucking sensitive?If I like a certain game that you hate, and you take the piss out of me a little for liking said game, how, exactly, is that an affront to me? If anything, we could have an interesting discussion about why you don't like said game, and maybe I can come to a greater understanding on why you feel that why and vice versa.
>>203696317yeat is low energy beta... try thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5Rw8s_Ddg
kyaa ching tao kitsune chan late for gakuen school jikan
poo
>>203696314on what metrics?the celts had large oppidas of tens of thousands of people, they had metallurgy and weapons good as if not better than the romans, they had roads, kings, long trade networks throughout the mediterranean and europe, early coinage, jewellery. just because they were not unified and literate like the romans does not mean they were primitive. if it weren't for caesar they were 100-200 years away from fully developing their own civilisation
>upgrade RAM on my pc>every application just starts using more RAM
The autumn fit
>>203696317>>203696371how did hip hop go from albums like midnight marauders to this shit
>>203696433unused ram is wasted ram
>>203696358eat some bananas and wait till tomorrow to poo. forcing it will give you haemorrhoids
>>203696435smells wet when youtre wet smelling
>>203696433>le reddit frogfuck off spastic >>203696417>le pooxD
>>203696433let me guess, windows?
eating slop that i cooked up in a big potmince, onion, macaroni, tomato sauce, corn, beans and cheese
>>203696446having free RAM generally makes your system run smoother if there are any sudden spikes
>>203696480*raises paw*
>>203696459>le wacky vpnjog on mongo
>>203696447Already have em. Besides I'm not forcing it, just overflowing with gas. Can't even eat bananas either, me. Got that banana autism some people have where the texture causes involuntary gag reflex action.
new girl at work said she wants me to bring in one of my lunches in for her to try and i told her that then i wont have a lunch for fridat so she said she would drive me in her car to buy a bahn mi
Going to sleep nowGood night forum
>>203696533>vpnI'm actually Portuguese but keep seething
>>203696369you're 100% right but why are you using the word "numpty," unless you're an expat britbong
>>203696558I'm Portuguese
>>203696550is she fit?
>>203696480...yh
Bed: in.Cuban ai gf: loaded.Her ASMR script: prepared.Oh yeah, it's sleeping time.
>>203696483why have it free doing nothing when you can cache it?
>>203696556good night lad. may Allah bless your family.
>>203696578>new giww
>>203696558>>203696588Thanks for coming over guys. I've got a rash under my folds that needs salving when you're ready.
in middle school this girl on runescape befriended me and it turned out to be an older man, i was disgusted by his cock's taste
>>203696588Sure you are :D
>>203696612thanks bossman
>>203696666
get the wanking done
might stay up all night for a laugh
Any you lads had peanut butter before? Is it nice?
>>203696668lightweight
who is the retardedest poster itt?
>>203696699it's lovely in a sandwich with jam
The Simpsons (any season) is not funny or entertaining and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Gen X/Millennials just heard "Eat my shorts" and "don't have a cow, man" which was somewhat edgy in 1990 and they determined based on that alone that it was the greatest show ever.
>>203696699Sunflower seed butter is healthier and tastes better
>>203696678>stay up all nightmight need a little meow meow for that
>>203696710johnny foreigner
>>203696710the girl reading this <3
>>203696715FOY
>>203696598yeah she cute shes got dark hair and blue eyes
>>203696710 <---
>>203696723>sneed oilumm nigga
>>203696699no. not sure it is available in the us.
>>203696715>who is the retardedest poster itt?no clue
>>203696724sort me out Jerzy
couldn't believe it when they said peanut butter and jelly isn't eaten in other countriesit's the first food you eat here, after you graduate from baby food what do toddlers consume in the rest of the world
>>203696699do brits not eat peanut butter?
>>203696727i liked their new album
>>203696762guiness
watching batman cartoons (1992)these were better times ladsremember watching this on cartoon network back in the day
>>203696563>unless you're an expat britbongand you're not? Don't tell me there are actual Americans who post here...
>>203696767I dont. I avoid peanuts.
>>203696786tiny cocked plumbers post here
>>203696773the only good show on cartoon network EVER was courage the cowardly niggerall the rest cuck it in the binny
What would be your starter, main, and desert for a great british feast
>>203696786i'll leave your thread if you leave my country
we are greater than the bum of our farts
>>203696762grilled chicken honey and banana fritters
>>203696818Starter: nice cup of teaMain: haggis neeps and tattiesDesert: an old fashioned
>>203696723Bet it doesn't have as many calories though>>203696767Not generally, no
>>203696762honestly applaud the efforts of any yank who isn't fat, it must be nearly impossible to not get fat there
>>203696818shut the fuck up data gathering weirdo
>>203696762i eat ithardly unheard of
>>20369681869shagspaff in her
inspector gadget, now that was my jam
>>203696859It has 200 vs 190 (pb) Sunflower butter contains almost four times as much vitamin E as peanut butter, and about twice as much iron, magnesium, phosphorus and zinc.
Oh, we're doing starters?*surreptitiously opens my bank app under the table to check how much money I have*
breakfast is a jiddish scheme. you should not eat before 11am
>>203696762the reason pb&js arent popular anywhere else is because it fucking sucks on bread that won't give you cancer in 5 years go ahead and try it and you'll see
>>203696818scotch eggfull englishsticky toffee pudding
>>203696904*vaguely shrugs your fucking head against the wall you faggot cunt*
just got served by Tony Blair at maccies
>>203696919Up a bit late aren't you Mr. tough guy?
>>203696913you're actually right, my grandma is pretentious and eats "real bread" and her PBJ was always ass quality
little wombat on the lower right hand corner of my screen
>>203696963yea man exactly i love a good pb&j but consuming white bread just isnt worth it
Yanks be like "What!? You don't feed your kids sugary jelly mixed with sugary peanut butter on bread with added sugar? What the hell do they eat!?"
>NHS worker, 37, died of 'cardiac arrest after being orally raped four times' as she lay unconscious on a park bench, court hears - as jurors weep during CCTV of 'attack'>The parents of a woman who was allegedly raped to death sat together today and watched as her final moments were played to the court.>Mother-of-three Natalie Shotter, 37, was attacked after apparently falling unconscious during a night out in Southall, West London, a court heard.>Mohamed lidow, 35, is accused of orally raping her around midnight on July 16, 2021, the Old Bailey heard. He denies rape and manslaughter. >He was caught on CCTV with Ms Shotter, who was just five foot tall and weighed six and a half stone.I've never heard of someone being orally raped to death. Some black guy face-fucked an unconscious white mother of three in public until she died from it. Bit mad
>What!? You don't feed your kids sugary jelly mixed with sugary peanut butter on bread with added sugar? What the hell do they eat!?
Lads I think God might be real...I asked Him who would win the election, assigned the two candidates to heads and tails, then flipped a coin. When I got my result I asked "really?" and flipped again, got the same result. In total, I flipped the coin 6 times and got the same result every time. This is like a 3% chance. Am I just a schizo or are little winks and nods like this proof of God's existence?
remember this?
I feel bad for them bros
>>203697001how is that manslaughter and not murder
I had 2 PBJ sandwiches for lunch, they're delicious.God Bless America
>>203697026You keep calling him God and me and you are gonna have a big problem.
>>203697026Forgot to mention that this was six times IN A ROW
you'd scran it rorke you'd eat the whole box of them
>>203697031yes. I also my parents telling me not throw it out because it'll be worth something one day. You can probably get it for 2 dollars on ebay
>>203697039Interesting how they look Asiatic but have massive beak noses.
just served some obese incel with an anime tshirt in macciee, he stank stank of cat piss and sweat, mumbled something about twitching gaydem waifus he subscribes too?weird freak
>>203697026I have actually done this exact thing beforeI used an online coin flipper thoughand I got heads 10 times in a row which is kinda unlikelyand the thing I was hoping for came true
I've found a video of someone driving 1300 miles across half of China if anyone has a spare 22 hours and fancies watching it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc6OtQ_UBqI
>>203697102how do you know??
been wearing an analog watch for a couple weeks and i still take a second to read the time, even though i grew up looking at them in classrooms if someone asked me for the time they would think i was slow
>>203697039Snakes the lot of them
First Nations people discovered how to make jelly out of peanut butter and the puritans felt the first of many cumskin shortcummings
>>203697039Modern ones are alcoholic bums
>>203697174
Doing a poo
>>203697159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibDrnMg3mbAlooks like they're doing good to me
alri lads
We had one black lad in our year and some of the other kids pulled his pants down in the PE changing rooms to see his dick. Then they made fun of him for having a small dick.Felt sorry for him. Also I suspect they did it because they were also worried about the sizes of their dicks and wanted to see if the black kid had a big dick. Or they were gay. One of them.
>>203697229yeah that's gaycial abuse
>>203697195This is not where the majority of natives are though. go see what they're up to in rapid city and in nearby reservations. every other day there's a news story of a native getting ran over while jaywalking on highways drunk
why is australo-melanisian a racial category separate from polynesian and micronesian and new zealand natives
>>203697229I have a big cock. Every day I wake up and thank Allah for my girthy boy. I would unironically take my own life if my dick was average or smaller.
eating poo
When I die dump me on the side of a dual carriageway with a stick to fight off the badgers.
>>203697270really bizarre post
>>203693030fuck off spainnonce and your parasite egirl obsesision
>>203697265Polynesians are descended mainly from TaiwaneseMelanesian are basically Australian Abo's
Just at six (6) double stuff oreos
>>203697330what are about micronesians and maoris
never really liked oreos at allseemed like the most overrated snack ever growing up. just way too dry
>>203697304sry im mentally ill
goonight
>>203697354youre fat
>>203697382i just cant see the words small and dick together. it's doing my head in
penile colada
99 as
collated pingas
>>203697367taste the same as bourbons
ser rear'd 'nana
sir feared MAGA
Want my honest opinion? Hang all migrants.
>>203697355Micronesians are from the early stage of the out-of-taiwan expansion and they developed a different culture to polynesians maori are literally just a type of polynesian
>>203697589Seething clittycel
>>203697535>>203697558>>203697566fuck offf
just read a deranged post by a deranged poster
>>203697583what are austronesians
>>203697614that was probably me haha xxo
>>203697620>>203697620>>203697620>>203697620
>>203697607your arse yawns open after a gaping from gary barlow
>>203697616Micronesian + Polynesian + Melanesian + Maritime South East Asian + some Madagascar groups (Polynesians also expanded into Madagascar btw)Like how "white" is Germanic + Nordic + etc...
sir bar fall-througher
>>203697656>austronesiansso everyone who isn't australian native?
Unnecessarily and quite frankly ridiculously early that was.
>>203697691it was a bit early but then a yank got spanked and post count went down
>>203697678Yeah, basically if you are from an Island in the Pacific, aside from Japan, you are Austronesian
