mozza fan forum edition
poo smells LOL
i scranned a massive parmo and chips for dinner yesterday and somehow didn't get even a hint of diarrhea
im a ball of negativity
I just can't imagine an Australian man being an incel, I just can't. They're all like Chris Hemsworth.
>>203708766great edition but right as I was about to go to bed, what a shame
Alright guys? On break at toil. Not a bad day all things considered. Getting back into it. Nobody has asked about my annual leave. Don't think they noticed I was away.
I'm dying for a poop, I wanna shit here please I need to shit here
Bring in Sikhs, bring in Hindus, bring in Filipinos, bring in people who will assimilate and work
>>203708816Quite peng to be fair
get the poop wanked
>>203708828hey ladhows the balls and willy today?
>>203708809australian incels all have one thing in common:they don't go to the pub
alri lads
It's like I have a BBC up my anus with this faecal impaction, not that I know what that is or anything just saying
quiet dumping (ghosting) is worse than normal dumping
>>203708816Damn, thought the one on the right was Asian based on the thumbnail. Disappointed.
>>203708833see>>203708805
>>203708836>assimilateLol, fuck off toryboy
doing a big poo
So rattle my bones all over the stonesI'm only a beggar-man whom nobody ownsOh, see how words as old as sinFit me like a glove
>>203708816>tattoosgone from an 8/10 to a 5/10 just like that
>>203708766 I'm going to read this book
seems the life I've had could make a good man bad
if a man ejaculates inside a woman during sex, there is on average a 15- 25% chance she will get pregnant
This one's for /brit/#make/brit/'sday
>>203708826sweet dream 2 u
The Smiths were always a bit shit and very Reddit.
>>203708904
>>203708898careful mate, that sort of talk doesn't go down well in here
/pol/ thread about australian flag>>>/pol/485564980
>>203708928Not bad is it
Going as Morrissey to the /brit/ Halloween meet up!!
>>203708928yet some couples try for years without success
>>203708943based Kojimbo
>>203708940absolutely atrocious post, even for you it's one of your worstdolt
>>203708928what are the odds if both are men?
>>203708904It's very good. Stream of consciousness style like James Joyce. 1950s Manchester sounds absolutely hellish.
>>203708947Stay there
>>203708933night lad
i dont want to deal with bennies appointments anymore. can i just stop turning up?
nearly half way through day 2 of toil
do they actually do halloween in bongistan?
>>203708973yeah i would like to know too
>>203708973100%Two men can do anything
>>203708965They are a Reddit band like The Arctic Monkeys. Simple as. Don't like it then head off to /Britfeel/.
>>203708940Nothing more reddit than being a tranny thoughbeit
weird thinking about the british cemeteries in india
>>203708957is that bradders pumpkin real
>>203708965shes right this time, reddit. overrated shite
>>203708995mainly supermarkets and children under the age of 8
>>203708995yeah it comes from here (samhain)
>>203709002you really are an utter goose
>>203708995Yes we are fully americanised at this point.
>>203708985of course you can, but then you won't get the bennies
>>203708932
assess prompt door into sevenas guests are shown snowy stoves poked open as neededsome special stories smooth thorn marks holy dwellings in us
>>203709006dead jeet storage
>>203709018Of coursh
Morrissey solo is far superior to The Smiths.
Doing a poo and thinking about visiting London
>>203709034
>>203709045no man, i mean the brits buried there
>>203708995noyou might get a few children attempting to go trick or treating and a few pumpkins outside houses but that's as far as it goes
i want to see her again
TAKE IT EASY BABYTAKE IT AS IT COMES
>>203708995Yes. People walk up Pendle hill because of the witches
his EU stance was always funny>you know we could make our own laws inside the EU right?>not if everybody didn't agree>poole sovereignty! its a special club!! obviously you couldnt change the laws!!
>>203709078what about the student partiesthey are massive
>>203709030one of their better exportsI have very comfy halloween memories from my childhood
This lazyitis hasn't moved all morning
Pooniversity Challenge
>>203709088why do they wear comically short ties?
>>203709098grow up
>>203709090>I saw a dead Indian in a car crash aahhhhhh I'm going insane
>>203709085>her
>>203709078So that's a yes then isn't it you fucking doughnut
Always preferred bonfire night to Halloween
>>203709108giwtwm
>>203709108needs a kick up the arse
>>203709108get him stroked
>>203709108Very cute catberg. I LOVE black cats.
>>203709120i respect trans people and their pronouns, faggot
>>203709114yeah but they exist dont theyi dont go to them but whatever
>>203709125100x the comfy levels
>>203709112It used to be cool to do your tie short like that. You were a fucking pussyole neek wasteman if you were walking around with a long tie. Same with having school bags dangling down to your arse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipanYeah fuck Australia never going to that shithole
>>203709108he moved from one side of the bed to the other
>>203709125starting to think guy fawkes wasn't so bad
more of an orange cat man myself. fucking retards they are
Rorke sat in his uni halls on halloween glad that he's not indulging in that "yank rubbish"Leftypol at the house party getting sucked off by two freshers dressed up as sexy cats
hating candy corn is a reddit opinion
new government quite cosy. like back to the future late 2000s stuff. free gibs
>>203709173bloody catholic
>>203709108he comfy
>>203709183right well that's 75% of /brit/ done
just farted loudlymight indulge in a lunchtime wank
Pornography University
>>203709207mate they're going to force inject you with chemicals until you go back to minimum wage work
>>203709215theres no need to respond to yourself, it just wasnt that funny
Gimmick idea: being optimistic
>>203709088:)
>>203709207no gibs from are rachel
>>203709124I wouldn't class that as anywhere near the level they go to in America with elaborate decorations and events and shit, you could be forgiven for forgetting Halloween was even a thing if not for the supermarket plastic tat that comes out each year
>>203709239it'll never catch ont. pessimist
>>203709118
>>203709236Its not involuntary pipe down
just wanked loudlymight indulge in a lunchtime poo
>>203709183>leftypol having sex everFONC
>>203709237didn't get an invite, rorke?
feeling horny again but i pulled myself off yesterday
i hate when Jason Luv starts saying "just enjoy the pipe!" enthusiastically
pooing again *sighs*
chemicals are underratedlove a bit of chemical
>>203709261Yeah I can't even convince myself of it 2bhReally want to though
>>203709270Yes, leftypol fucks, this is well establishedHe's homoflexible of course
I AMALIVEE¬!!!!!
>>203709118This is how Buddhism was created
>Child among four killed after airstrike near Lebanon's biggest hospital
I can't see a way forward in life. It's immature but I wish I had a person in my life to tell me everything is going to be OK but I don't believe it is. I've only got a few months worth of money left to live. I want to give up. In a sense I already have given up, but I want things to be OK. Or I want the 4 or 5 family members still in my life to huddle around me and fix my life but they can't because I'm a big man now and they have their own lives. I'm not coping.We're all strangers here and it's for me to bear but sometimes you just have to let it out. I hope you all have certainty in your futures and people you can rely on in real life and talk to about your problems.
Another year, another Christmas spent eating my own fecals
mad how trump is winning
>>203709293
plotting a bread pudding
>>203709342you type like a woman, grow up
Need a new boiler. They're saying I can't replace it with the same one because they don't make it any more. Why would they stop making a product that worked for 20 years without any issues
https://youtu.be/1MZWqNFA970?si=z3FofMj0iGtOuzRP&t=763can any anglo explain what he meant by this
just had kfc 90 mins removed from midnight feel like SHIT
God is a bit of a prankster isn't he!
Mental how leng this bread is lads Based Jason has absolutely smashed it
I'm in love with Warwick Davis's daughter
exberg who lives in zone 1 probably invited to a halloween party or going out to be flirted with by rich and tall zone 1 inhabitants, grim
>>203709387Jason Luv makes bread??
>>203709376because theres a push to replace gas boilers nationally by 2030 with a significantly inferior alternative air-sourced heat pump that simply does not work, but the woke mob insists to save the planet
>>203708816I wish America had skinny women
>Jason Luv makes bread??
>>203709385
am i supposed to know who jason luv is
>>203709297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN0rmWh6nkE
>>203709402Shut up retard
never been to a halloween party. but i actually have a gf this year. wonder if she'll bring me along anywhere. might ask her this weekend. do you typically have to dress up for these things, or is it just the girls who get into it?
Muslim delivery driver just said "Thank you, brother" when I collected the parcel. I have a beard, did he think I was Muslim?
>>203709431WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU RETARD YES YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP FOR A HALLOWEEN PARTY LMFAO FUCKING HELL USE YOUR BRAIN
>>203709452Reckon he was just being nice mate
Mental how women read books when they're horny instead of looking at porn
>>203709431Twat
>>203709452just their way of saying mate innit
yt ppl love they dressing up costume parties
>>203709452I say cheers bro to the middle-aged woman behind the cashier in tescos all the time
>>203709464Truly the fairer sex
>>203709387don't understand sourdough>let's have some bread except it tastes off and pretend it doesn't
>>203709431since you'll be going as a couple, she may want to do coordinated costumes
ayo yt ppl don spice dey chickennnn
>>203709464might be a lesson in that
>>203709428can’t stop thinking about all the male attention she’s getting and probably getting fucked fairly regularly, not even a cuck but it’s making me depressed. how do you stop and stop comparing yourself?
about to do some ket lads. probably not gonna hole just a bit bored and have loads
>>203709452>I have a beard, did he think I was MuslimYes
>>203709463>>203709470Thank you for clarifying, I'm autistic you see
yt ppl don spice dey food!!!!
>>203709483Doesn’t taste off though does it?
>>203709498simply move on
I feel sorry for the fella whose pond fish were all massacred by otters. Apparently he had one of them for 35 years and hand fed it and it would recognise him and come to the edge of the pond to himSad stuff. Nature is pretty vile. Life devouring life
>>203709486Ugly mf
>>203709454done that mug
>>203709483It doesn't taste off though does it
I do not approve of Scottish or Irish “people”
new hard drive is coming today, wonder how long it will take for me to fill it with filth
>>203709536Whiter than you mohammed
Keir Starmer forcing white boys to go on estrogen
>>203709542'
>>203709454alright, calm down. by dress up, i mean more than putting on a mask and some fake teeth which you then take of 10mins into the party
>>203709524that’s the issue though
>>203709479are you Australian?
hurt my funny bone
I do not approve of "people"
They didn't even eat themThey just killed them My opinion on otters has gone from neutral to negative
>>203709530loooooolfuck your fish
>>203709556You're literally 47% non-white thougbeitActually more since Scots are mostly derived from the Irish
>>203709556>half Irish>whitePick one
should i shave my legs?
>>203709558he mentions hard drives and filth, and you immediately think of children? reckon your hard drive needs checked
>>203709556Irish mutt Once diaspora lad wakes up at 5pm to start his day he'll be on you
Don't like how normies treat Halloween as a generic fancy dress event and dress up as happy things like cowboys and superheroes.Halloween has a specific theme, it's all about spooky, scary, and witchy.
>>203709601Wax em x
Skibidi Loo
>>203709594>>203709596>yankified runts importing the "irish arent white" meme from early 19th century new yorkdeary me
can’t move on. 11 months out from a 4 year relationship. all I do is suffer. don’t even have interest in other women. bet she has already moved on.
The demons made me do it dude
I realised that french guy that posts here offers nothing to the thread at all, and it seems like he's the only french guy that posts here at all
>>203709618Yeah that is a good point actually, nice one mate
>>203709592:(
>>203709530yeah its shit always moaning about nature meanyway just done a cum
>>203709637>don’t even have interest in other womenthere's a word for that
>>203709542
>>203709651hes a 40 something year old nonce living in normandy. he posted his house once
there's poo in the streets, it's up to my anklespoo in the streets, it's up to my kneepoo in the streets, the town of Chicagopoo on the rise, it's following me
my hard drives are behind aes-256 encryption good look checking them
>>203709530one of my dogbergs used to sit at the edge of the pond barking and growling just waiting for the moment a fish would finally get too close to him and once he finally got one and he just kept it gently in his mouth and played with it on the grass for a minute till we realised and got the fish back in the pondthe fish was probably traumatised
>>203709637of course she has
May have just overheard my housemate murderin his girlfriend lol
>>203709634That idea literally started here
>>203709593they'd make a lovely fur coat
Doing an “Irish hello” (entering your house without permission)
>>203709662women on this island are considerably more grim on average than american women, you can’t even begin to imagine it. not only in looks, but in attitudes and small mindedness too.
>>203709683Nah it didnt
>>203709592disgusting behaviourneed all otters rounded up, raped and shot
Doing an "Indian hello" (eating your poo without permission)
>>203709682loooooooooooool
>>203709637do you follow her on instagram or anything?ill be breaking up with the gf soon but i dont have an ig to stalk her on. would like one just to see what she's up to in life
>ANPR ON CAR INVOLVED IN SHOOTING THE PREVIOUS NIGHT>STOP STOP STOP>RAMS CAR FORWARDS>STOP ARMED POLICE STOP>REVERSES CAR BACK TO RAM IT AGAIN>STOP STOP ARMED POLICE STOP STOP STOP>RAMS CAR FORWARD AGAIN>Gets shotHe was a loving fatherRIP Mad Itch 67https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9bXQWZrZw
Need to do a big porn clear out, my 1TB HDD is absolutely brimming with filth and I've no room for anything new.
>>203709592His whole pond that he's been raising for longer than I've even been alive has been wiped out and nothing leftTo be fair there's no definite proof it was otters, it could have been evil kids, everyone's assuming only otters would have done it, I think that's a bit quick
>>203709705Yes it did, the Irish have long been considered below the English
The holy Rus.
Sir, requesting permission to eat this poo, over
>>203709721>my 1TB HDDprobably time for an upgrade no?
howling at some of the mongs you find on here from other countries who obsess over our women. harry potter really did a number on these freaks, they must come over here and the moment they land at heathrow and see all the miserable brown pakistani and wog faces and headscarves they all fall in to a deep depression
>>203709708No proof it was otters just speculation
>>203709708Otters are protected under law and the local authority advise a number of measures to help protect koi ponds from predation by the species like electric and mesh fencing.
>>203709741But then I'd have to transfer it all and it would take ages. I think a 1TB limit is sensible.
>>203709728I don't fucking care, otters have bwen getting away with shite like this for too longI'm rounding up the lads and we're going to sort them out
otters are rotters
Harry Pooper
>You need to come out Loui-
>>203709716>cop went on trial for murderlol
>>203709721Why do you need to download porn?
>>203709741they have 1TB micro sd cards nowmust run on magic
>>203709732Literally an American media invention from jewish newspapers and freemasons in New York. You won't find any anti-irish sentiment in England from the 1600s and 1700s. It all started during the famine and the mass migration to New York. You are a yankified runt.
>>203709771>Otters are protected under lawThe wogs of the mustelid world
>>2037097781tb is absurd for a hdd in current year
Farewell ladsUntil tomorrow
lol
>>203709807>You won't find any anti-irish sentiment in England from the 1600s and 1700s.lol how can you be this fucking stupidever heard of orwell? twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk
>>203708766Racist turd
>>203709807i'm extremely antisemitic and this is not true at alljews always agitate for the "definition of whiteness" to be expanded, not limited
>>203709840>orwellAh yes, Orwell of the 17th Century. Oliver Orwell. The most intelligent normanoid
>>203709716will never understand why people act like this when confronted with armed police, do they think it's a bluff and that they won't really shoot?
>>203709855Jews also divide and conquer, and pit whites against whites.
>>203709859Suck my knob orwell steal your spuds again
he's done himself with the orwell comment
>>203709879everytime i try to comply in gta, i get killedonly way to survive is to run
>>203709716what does brucky mean?
>>203709879>do they thinkNo, Chris Kaba and his ilk do not think
>>203709879maybe the police shouldn't be allowed to shoot unarmed citizens
>>203709921They look fab x
maybe people shouldn't be allowed to murder
>>203709921short hair really doesnt suit ruby
>>203709716I remember when they tried to make this a George Floyd thing over here, then one day the police invited the family to the police station and showed them the footage they had. Afterwards the media were waiting outside and the family came out and urged everybody to cancel all the planned protests for the foreseeable future and started mumbling and walked off in a panic.
ever heard of ORWELL? eh? ever heard of bloody DESCARTES? or BOUDELAAIRE? what about GASQUET? of FLAMINGOOLIE?you utter, uneducated, fucking nonce SWINE!how DAAAAARE you even EXIST around the likes of ME?! with MY education level?! I HAVE WRITTEN LETTERS WITH MORE PANACHE THAN YOU SHALL EVER KNOW!!!!
>>203709937>unarmedHe was a suspect in a shooting and was armed with a car at the time
>>203709715Yeah it ended on decent terms, no blocking or anything. I follow her but she doesn’t use social media at all, one of the big things I liked about her, she’s usually very busy during the day and very social in her real life, seemingly even more now when I asked. We still catch up with each other during birthdays and wish each other a good day. I caught up with her a couple of weeks ago, she said she was about to do the same. It was nice talking to her, finding out she’s doing well and how her life is going. She then ignored me after a week or so of messaging and is still not reading my texts, so I can only assume there’s another man involved (maybe she recently got dumped and used me for comfort since I did a little stalking and noticed a spotify playlist with a few sad songs titled with a single letter, perhaps a name) or she’s just not interested in talking to me for prolonged amounts of time and doesn’t want to give me the wrong impression and probably conflicted. She seemed to pull away when I pointed out that she seems to have changed and become colder for the worse, she said that hurt her because I’m someone who she values the opinion of a lot. I think she could have handled it better considering she also said she wanted to catch up and likes talking to me, but I understand and forgive her I suppose. Not really sure what it’s like to have a horrible break up so can’t say anything about yours if it was a bad one.
David Lloyd George Floyd
>>203709967so he was unarmed
What is blud WAFFLING about??
>>203709937Bait
>>203709989Nope
odds go for a walkevens clean the house
rosie jones is fab
take the guns from the police and give them to the children
>>203709954I remember that shit too they stopped all that shit. Started acting up when they saw the reporting on it was blocked. Shit's all coming out now for the whole public to see finally.
a poo is on the cards, methinks
so many uncracked eggs itt
>>203710043GOOD LAD
got the blue Incel jeans ongot the Incel m and s jumper ongot the Incel new balance trainers onTime to head out for another Incel day in my Incel life.
>I want thing>Do I need it?>NoMany such cases, saved me money though.
if you ever find yourself guilty as sin and brought in for interrogation, the best thing you can do is trick the interviewers in to jeopardising the future trial by baiting them in to pressing you when you've considered having a solicitor present. Don't openly say you want a solicitor, but allude to it hard enough that the interviewer will illegally continue when you've technically asked for a solicitor. Judge will throw it out, then boom you've got off scot free congratulations.
>>203709715why will you break up with her soon?
>>203710063>head outYWNBAI
>>203710066ok
Pineal gland desperate for de-calcification
take a look at my girlfriendshe's the only one i got
You Will Never Be A Wizard Harry
>>203709637I think about the relationship and where it went wrong, but not her. Find a new girl lad and you'll forget about it.
>>203710087you dont go out to creep on women so you can have an imaginary wank later?
Mediterranean diet BEGUN.
>>203710101badadada
any else notice every few weeks or months a new phrase or saying starts making the rounds amongst normies and freaks on here? Few months ago it felt like everybody was for some reason saying "rock up/rocked up to:" and now everybody is saying pineal gland
>>203709486leave it on reddit next time
Vladimir Putin selfsuck ASMR
Having an incel poo (sticky and sloppy due to my poor incel diet)
>>203709825Seen the vid? He was clearly preparing to run the police over.
Proper fancy a nice hotpot
>>203710137that's just you and we're not falling for it
>>203710137>nowFONC
I don't have a pot to piss in (I have a toilet)
>The firearm was never recovered and the alleged gunman, who cannot be identified, died before he could stand trial. He was described in court as a “core member” of the 67 gang from Brixton Hill, south London. Mad how everyone knew it was violent murderer and gang member Chris Kaba that shot and killed the other gang member yet the media gets gagged from reporting on these actual criminals
>>203710148Link pls x
alright just been to pick up the ring from Pandora. Sperged out a bit at the checkout so now I don’t have a receipt for it but i think i can just use the email as a receipt will start making tea before she comes back her favourite spaghetti bolognaise and the table will be set all nice with candles on will then present her with the ring and she will get back with me
Having a Mediterranean poo (firm and whole thanks to my Meditrraenean diet high in fibre)
>>203710141>>203710147
>>203710187https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyly5122yeo
white people feeling more sympathy for fish than brownshallmark characteristic of sociopathy btw
finished cardiotoil and now about to rock up to showertoil
>>203710204fish smell better
>>203710204love a bit of fish browns
>>203710204:D
>>203710186Apparently they withheld the information to prevent it influencing the jury's decision.
>>203710148>Now it can be disclosed that the 24-year-old motorist was high on cocaine that night and still had gun residue on his sleeve and a balaclava in his car, providing 'strong evidence' that Mr Kaba had carried out the Brixton shooting the night before, Mr Blake's lawyer Patrick Gibbs, KC, said. He was a leading member of the 67 gang, which police consider the most dangerous gang in South London.I cannot believe this shit went to trial and they charged the copper with murder. You can see in the video he's off his face.
>>203710204Fish are pure and sinless
Might hop in the shower then swing by the shopping mall and grab a coffee
oh was the black man a criminal was hewell colour me shocked
well colour me black
absolutely off his nut on socio-economic factors
>>203710255It's because he's black
>>203710261it's called a shopping plaza
coloureds me shocked
We are all Africans.
did the man kill the other man?
>>203710271>>203710290
exberg went to a gay club/bar in london and apparently met alex o’connor in there
>>203710234the police would have been aware and it would have influenced their decision to do what they did, don't see how it's fair to give the jury half the story. Doubt they would have gone to the lengths they did had he not been a violent drug addled lowlife recently involved in a serious violent crime.
>>203710342Literally - and I do not say this lightly - fucking WHO?!
reallt hope they turn this black guy into the british george floyd so that us right wingers can use it as another example of lefties celebrating black criminals and diminishing his crimes in pursuit of their own virtue
>>203710365FOY
>>203710361that cosmicskeptic dweeb
>>203710342no fucking idea who that is
>he was about to be a father The family were on tv saying that again yesterday and now this>But even that carefully constructed image crumbled in legal argument behind closed doors when it emerged that he had been barred from contacting the mother of his unborn child under a domestic violence protection order.
>>203710375who?
Is it weird to hate walking down busy roads
>>203710375imagine thinking this would help at all
>>203710387i feel the same waywhat if some boomer or paki is driving and swerves their car into you
>>203710375Hate that cunt, hope she decked him
>>203710386>>203710399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyMhZhwe3gchim
Atheism is a religion (I'm using this as an insult despite being devoutly religious myself)
>>203710431still got no idea who he is
>>203710431not an opportunity for advertising or begging, just shut the fuck up in future
>>203710428yeah same, told her that tooapparently he was friendly and nice. was with his gay friends or something. didn’t know people went into gay clubs whilst not being gay desu
>>203710465diego does it every weekend
>>203710465He does seem bent
>>203710483copealone has never done anything without being gay
Two-Beer Kier
new NOOOOOOOW
Poo Fear Kier (he's afraid to poo)
>>203710406>>203710387When I was a teenager some cunt in a white van threw a motorcycle helmet at my mate and hit him in the head, he was concussedHad incidents with freaks getting road rage while I was walking on the path so I've come to hate it as well
>>203710509his new mustache is absolutely gay
WHERE is the SODDING new?
>>203710382>The judge rejected an application made on behalf of Kaba's mother to extend reporting restrictions beyond the end of the trial.
>>203710592up my bum lol x
>>203710592make a thread yourself you sodding idiot
>retards still posting in here
>>203710619>>203710619>>203710619
>>203709099Halloween is british
