British Kenya edition
didn't do anything productive today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY
aff tae bed
cabberge
nth for Rebecca Black
Age and hairline status?
>THE NASDAQ STOCK MARKET WAS RAGING in the late 1990s, gaining about 23 percent in 1996, 14 percent in 1997, 35 percent in 1998, and 87 percent in 1999. Of course, that spectacular run came to a jarring halt, and the Nasdaq lost about 40 percent in 2000, followed by another 30 percent in 2001. The ISDEX, an index of internet-related stocks, rose from 100 in January 1996 to 1,100 in February 2000, a gain of 1,000 percent! It then fell like a rock to 600 by May 2000. A bubble can exist on a single asset, as well.
>>203731424naww dats out of pocket
>>20373144925.Hairline looking like Vegeta
Mad to think King Cobra(Josh) is the only Lolcow to have actually successfully stuck his penis in a lady.
>>20373144929granger 2.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB1cEyy0fKs
>>20373144934Strong as ever
Tired.Gaunt.Receding hairline.
>>203731424>>203731459going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203731497genuinely unremarkable looking individual
>>203731358People never talk about Kenya anymore but my 91 year old grandad went there and hunted the Mau Mau.
>>203731507going to spam your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203731458wish i buyed netflix stock
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>203731522East of Mombasa?
My penis was an 8" in my early 20s ans now its 7" on a good day in my 30sNo one warns you about penis shrinkage as you age Enjoy your large penis while you're young, if you have one lads.Fuck who you want, cheat on your gfs, fuck as much as you can.
>>203731549asinine soliloquies
>>203731522my dad is Kenyan
>>203731549Pair of titsHurry up and get 4chan x
>>20373144932 and its fine
>he dindu nuffin>part of a london gangeverytime
>>203731558You just got fat
Got a feeling the whole Ukraine fiasco is going to wind up being like Berlin back when it was occupied by different countries like you'll have certain sections that are controlled by groups like North Korea, Britain, US, Russia, etc. Moldova is going to be screwed before it has a chance of getting anywhere near the EU though
>>203731564mad to think my grandad probably killed your great grandad
Brazil into the filter nowGet cancer and die painfully Adam
>>203731589>shot someone in a clubyeah sure he would have become a genius scientist if that police officer hadn't shot him
>>203731613Yeah
>>203731558the penile tissue doesnt go anywhereyou cant get as hard
>>203731589bit racist
>>203731616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXi_zoW-Wr4
the meow meow revolution
>>203731643going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
got them blocked so i dont even see their posts
>>203731613>north korealol>russiacan't even control their own soil
>>203731671Yeah but you see the replies.
wee weeswankies then bed time for me x
>>203731660unequivocally btfo
If only we'd have listened to that boy instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
>>203731697those get hid as well
anti spam measures got adam on the ropes imagine him pacing round his smelly bedroom in tears waiting down the 15 mins
>>203731581Yeah that’s why the millions of Africans are flooding Europe… The roads.
>>203731616nah one of the white ones
I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see anymore
adam is fucking SEETHING
bizarre comments
we get free food at toil but its served by stuck up foreigners, i suppose they do it as a way to exert power over us, but it ruins the experience - dont like interacting with them
>>203731737infrastructure yeah
>>203731766>>203731769going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203731719kek this new 15 minute rule is ruining their lives lmfao
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>>203731589mad how the entire story was known from pretty much day 1, but some poor sod had to have his name dragged through the mud for years all because cunts on twitter wondered whether the gun-wielding gangster who tried to perform a hit-and-run was actually innocent
>Dog walker, 30, killed alongside her two beloved pets when car ploughed into them
how is this dude allowed to spam obvious blacked webms in the thread?
>>203731805
>>203731613Britain can't even occupy itself
did you guys see this post>>203728786apparently there's an eskimo state in russia where women will have sex with foreigners to bring new blood into their society
>>203731777He said roads mate, specifically roads. don’t get smart
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>>203731613>Moldova is going to be screwed before it has a chance of getting anywhere near the EU thoughexplain?
>>203731825but daddy that's infrastructure ;3
>>203731831you work to pay for this
>>203731822i dont want free sexi want a loving wife
>>203731830:has(.flag-be, .flag-br, .flag-nl, .flag-ro)
>>203731861Mate he'd work if he couldAlways said that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU
my twink feet fucking stink
>>203731831>order a chicken taco thing instead of chicken tenders>take out the chicken tender>throw out the rest...is he retarded? why not just order what you want
Gaining clues
>>203731861>>203731885Yeah leave him alone. He does his best.
>>203731864:has(.flag-be, .flag-br, .flag-nl, .flag-ro, .flag.-ca)cheerscya
need them all rounded up and beaten to death with hammers
get the beasts and creatures posted
>>203731894he got it so him and the seagulls could sharehe's a good lad
>>203731892Not cute get in the shower u grim cunt
I bought some biscuits kipling cakes and snacks and said I'd limit myself to 3 biscuits a day or 1 cake slice every couple of days but I've eaten them all by a packet a day.I still have half of what I bought left should I throw them all out or try to stick to the small amount a day
used to take flubromazolam RC and sleep all day and all night for weeks on end when i was depressed ahaprobably did my brain in thats why i post here haha
>>203731358When the queen became queen, she was abroad in Kenya.
>>203731938Don't know
>>203731925on god he got that rizz fr
>>203731831at least the birds get the scrapsnot as bad as the kebab oneactually pisses me off
>>203731921
Immigants even when it was the bears I knew it was them
>>203731925
Sir Tikka Masala
chilli oil is delicious but today has just been wave upon wave of loose stool
>>203731945I was prescribed some sleep medications that I think we benzos Restoril, belsomraman, those things knock you the fuck out. amazing how no matter what's going on in your life you can fall asleep with those drugs
>>203731985I can't find any with chillies in it any more
>>203731973rum little creatoids
>>203731973wtf some of those caburges and dobueg look weird
Sir Rodney Zippertits
>>203731997really good video thanks
The 3 funniest British shows>IT Crowd>Black Books>Father Ted
>>203731995lee kum keefunny name, and very tasty. also makes your bum sting when you eat too much on your eggywegs
>>203731997cows can swim?
Sir Llama Farmer
>>203732017>I'm Alan Partridge S1>I'm Alan Partridge S2>Mid Morning Matters
SSRIs starting to kick in Feeling ok for the first time in a long time
>>203732020nobody cares about JRE anymore
>>203732020adam's going to have a melty over this
>>203732037mental slavery
>>203732037It doesn’t last
every day the same shite sick of itmight off myself
>>203732037
>>203732037SSRIs dont do shit its just placebo
>>203732020how long until he cancels like he did with talk tuah
eminem hinting at a possible donald drumpf diss track
>>203732020Shan't be watching. Thinking he's got the presidency fs
>>203732051He’s mindraped you. Absolutely obsessed.
prescription sleep meds are god tier for short periods of time (like once every two weeks is great) SSRIs, totally worthless adderall, worthless
>>203732073If it's Rogan it's already been recorded
>>203732017League of GentlemenHarry Enfield/Fast ShowMr Bean
>>203732073
How do I filter on android chrome???
>>203732101>Mr Beanhonestly watching these episodes nowaday its kind of sad how they don't hold up well
>>203732092go to bed adam
>>203732115dont understand how people can hate her
>>203732115i bet her oral game ain't even all that
Just saw a very wrong opinion posted by an American. Shan't be replying to it.
>>203732115literal trvke
backroom casting couch
>>203732095Shut up Adam
>>203732115
>>203732150>>203732170
WOKE SHITEFUCK OFF WITH YOUR WOKE WHITEtttttthkg
>>203732180creampie
>>203732180prefer czech casting, me
>>203732191schizoenter my filter ^__^weirdo
still dont buy the hawk tuah girl being jewish
>>203732116Kidnap a Swedish child and stomp it to death
Always hated Brazzers. Way too overproduced and staged.
Anything less than 170 and you're literally braindeadhttps://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name
90% of africans alive today are alive because of european interventionsfree food, healthcare, vaccinations africans are literally a european invention and nobody ever acknowledges this
for me its twink on twink bb anal with cuddling and kissing
>>203732228shes not shes from tennessee
my balls are tiny but my cock is even smaller
>>203732263
>>203732020I thought he said he never wanted to have Trump on
>>203732270bro missed the news of her dna testing
>>203732270have you been there?
used to be a twink myselfold and haggard now
Started to use coconut scented wet wipes on my button and it's never smelled so good
>>203732274shut the fuck up my cock is smaller than yours by far, i easily have the tiniest cock on /brit/, perhaps all of /int/
filtering literally every poster on /brit/ because I don’t want to talk to them
didn't think I needed a shavebut it seems I do
>tfw gay porn
>>203732278
>>203732306far from itmine's like a mcdonalds chip and my balls are like marbles
woke shiteshove your woke SHITe up your fucking arse
>>203732308good ideaas soon as I see some schizo using a name or term i filter it not interested in any kind of /brit/ lore
apparently Chukotka only joined russia in the 1930swhy the hell is it not an american territory?
if these woke tipes love shuving things up their arses so much then why don't they bloody shuv their woke shite up their to
>>203732380well said!!!
>>203732380you go girl!!!
>>203732357chukka umuna mor eliek
>>203732380Yeah but you gotta admit trannies are peng
>>203732380post of the year
not wanting primary school children to be taught about anal fisting at school is literally fascism
>>203732380yeah whove the soke white up their fucking raesarse
any movie recommendations
>>203732433Hmmm yes but it doesn’t happen does it rorke?
>>203732445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOYTQ1hCcM
>>203732445Godfather
RASSSCLARRTTT
do you get anything if you give blood? like at least a snack or something?
Just saw a video where a woman with no arms or legs gets pissed on by a bunch of lads.
It wine night de lods
>>203732483wtf that was me
My congolese link frying up some ntaba
>>203732483The fella on the left hand corner at 13:45 is me
>>203732481As a frequent and valued blood, plasma or platelet donor, you can expect to receive the following gift or acknowledgement when you reach each of these credit milestones:1 - Welcome email or letter and digital donor card available in the NHS Give Blood app5 - Bronze donor card10 - Badge and certificate25 - Silver donor card, badge and certificate50 - Gold donor card, badge and certificate75 - Emerald donor card, badge and certificate100 - Ceremony invitation (whole blood donors), ruby donor card, commemorative medal, badge and certificate150 - Certificate250 - Ceremony invitation (platelet donors), commemorative medal, badge and certificate500 - Special framed certificate750 - Special framed certificate1000 - Special framed certificate
full irish breakfast tomorrow
>>203732481yeah you get a cup of tea and a biscuit
>>203732532ayemy cock and balls!!!hahahahaha!!!
Oh right.
>>203732017The OfficePeep ShowThe Inbetweeners
remember when trump got asked what his favourite bible verse was ahahahhahahahah
>>203732584it's his culture rorke
Not allowed to give blood because I had cancer. Their loss. I’ll keep my superior cancer curing blood to myself then.
>>203732593all shite
>>203732608what type of cancer did you have
>>203732584HE A GOOD BOIYE!!SHIEEET!!!!
>900 seconds waittime to touch grass lads
cancer isn't actually real though is it
>>203732628Testicular
where is he?
>all the same colourummso diverse...
i want to lick hailey welchs chocolate starfish
>>203732662he's either a shagger or he killed himself
browsing /gif/ for the goon sesh for years but still don’t know what mong or esc means
brought pic-related for my house, ties it all together nicely
>>203732529you get presidential medal if you gave 100x timesI don't bother because I have a normie O+ blood
>>203732679prossies
Reckon Sir Keir has gone too far this time with his election interference in the US. I most certainly did not vote for that and will be alerting my MP of my feelings about this first thing tomorrow morning.
>>203732709why do they call it monger?
>>203732713
>>203732020didnt he slag trump off a couple months agosquealing, much like a piglet would
>>203732671Lad below the fella in the orange swimming cap looks like he’s grabbed a handful of hair from the barber’s floor and glued it to his baldy head
>>203732723theyre sex mongers like how you have fish mongers and cheese mongers type shit
Had sex with my gf for the first time in a few weeks
>>203732730tim and marktarq as it were
>>203732611forgot about Gavin and Stacey
>>203732755how many times did you make her cum?
>>203732755brad had sex with her twice in a day during that period
just licked my underarms tasting pretty decent
>>203732778She only cums once really hard usually. Feels like a Boa constrictor on my cock
PEETAH
eaten all my watermelon and pringles and m&ms
Why did God make it so you bite your own cheek?
are tobes currently having a melty in /cum/
IT Crowd isn't funnyIt's the exact same normie tier "awkward geek humour" as The Big Bang Theory
prozzies need to stop using their pussy muscles to painfully squeeze my cock
TheEndisNeigh
gastronomy is such a disgusting word
thinking of getting a bottle of this
shart is a funny wordhahashart
what the FUCK is he talking about?>>203732909
>>203732933who is fat, some namefag on /cum/?
>>203732968probably adam
>>203731436he's got an eye booger
>>203732968he thinks there's an american that constantly goes on vpns and reports every post he makes that is who he calls "fat"
>>203732979>>203733015wait you guys browse both /brit/ and /cum/? why? /cum/ sucks
thinking about one time I was attacked in Paris. a drunk Maghrebi jumped on my back out of nowhere, trying to mug me I assume. I got away but what if he had a knife or something. Shuddering at the thought
awfully quiet thread. All the toilers gone to sleep?
>>203733033he probably just thought you were a white woman and wanted to rape you
A party like Labour that embraced social conservatism and nationalism would be one worth voting for.
>>203733033a homeless woman spit in my face in LA once, around culver city area
cant stop wanking since coming off pills. wasnt watching any porn at all when i was on them
remember a lad asking for a COD streamer, well here's one https://www.twitch.tv/shannonsinghhh
>>203733049obviously also new people need to wait 900 seconds to make a post now
don't mean to victim blame but you have to be incredibly fucking retarded or EXTREMELY unlucky to be a victim of violence in london, paris, sf, etc
>>203733051a party that espouses national socialism you say?
>>203733070jesus christ she's gorgeous
>>203733026i dont read /cum/ because most of the posters are probably half my age (and yours too) but ratpedo meltdowns are funny so i pop in there time to time. i also laughed at some tard who put diesel in his honda a week or so ago
currently waiting 900 seconds
>>203733070Why are women so beautiful lads
>>203733033if it were me it wouldnt go down that way all ill say is id have taken his knife and left him in a pool of his own blood
the hoodlums give me space because of my size and stature personally, wouldn't dare to mess with me
>>203733033if it were me i wouldve cast frost nova, fireball immediately into a fire blast.
>>203733159blink after nova baka (good post)
>>203733081goodor buy a pass it's the least you can do
>Trump set to go on Joe Rogan’s podcast
>>203733174the lass lool
Just ate like a three person tray of crab sticks, prawns and mussels. The latter has finished me off
>>203733174Pretty sure Charles has done more to help indigenous people in former colonies than any of these wet wipes ever will.
Sir Joe Rogan
>>203733212
my plan is to go to that tribe of freakishly tall people in africa and impregnate them all
>>203733228you did a cummy??wtfafter eating???????????
>>203733272No my tummy hurts
Is Joe Wogan related to Terry Wogan
gary barlow
>>203733397can't stand spaghetti hoops
>8 hour work day>end up having 4 hours of meetings>1 hour of lunch breaks>at least 30 minutes of messing around>in total, only maybe 2.5 hours of actual workwhat a world
>>203733397why is it yellow
on r/fitotfat again
>>203733331going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203733397Once had a jar of canned spaghetti and it was fucking horrible, cannot imagine eating that slop
>>203733397i ask myself. would i scran that? the answer, yes. yes i believe i would.
>>203733426going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
bought two lunches today so that the new girl can eat with me then tomorrow shes gonna drive me in her car to get a bahn mi
completion date on Friday ladsI'll be a homeowner
>>203733475dont lie, adam
>>203733427CORRRlove fat girls me
>>203733468already buying food for her?she has you wrapped around her little finger
>>20373144936twelve years since I first shaved it all off
>>203733468bahn mi is it? BAHN mi? oh you FOOL you DULLARD you SIMPLETON AHAHAHAHAH
>>203733427ready to settle with timmy
>>203733514going to post your asinine soliloquies all night are you adam?
>>203733421Why do people pretend like meetings aren't work
>>203733499i didnt buy it i had it already prepared as part of my weekly lunch meal prep routine but she was curious about what i eat for lunch and asked if i could bring one for her to try
>>203733522you are mentally ill!
>>203733536you didn't buy it you just bought the ingredients, cooked it and then prepared it for her
Cummed a lovely cum about half an hour ago. Only just recovered. Been monging out in post cum bliss on my bed
nah this one is crazy
>>203733538ah yes adam projecting again are wethe so-called "man" who has spent the last year spamming /brit/ every day for 20 hours with asinine soliloquies
>>203733525because so many meetings bring in more attendees than required so they just end up twiddling their thumbs because only so many voices can speak at once
Worked in an office job for 10 years nearly.Head of Department now and only report to the directors once in a whileHave never ever had more than one or two meetings in a year, mostly for my pay rise lolI think I'd go mad in a normal company office with faffers and too many women
BRITAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVS-XyfV76A
>>203733555i prepared it for myself actually but then decided to share with her upon her request
>>203733573
need to shag indian females so bad, barely see them on the apps
truth
More like Britain't.
>>203733573Grim. I can understand a chubby girl with a big fat bum and tits with a belly being sexy. Bit going from normal to looking like a boiled egg with a head is bizarre. They must have noticed they’ve passed the point where they look good 100kg ago
can tell you're all gagging for the new>>203733570>>203733570>>203733570
>>203733655>>203733655>>203733655>>203733655>>203733655
>>203733659>>203733656oh fuck sake
2 years of depression stole his body
https://youtu.be/ZiizsVmaOeAFrom Scotland With Love is available on YouTube nowBasically a film of Scottish archive footage from the good old days soundtracked to lovely folk singer King CreosoteIt's very very good
>>203731948kenya believe it!!
