gray edition>>203721588previous
This is nearly as soulless as the map threadsWhat happened to that fool anywho
How do you not let the subconscious knowledge that you and your girlfriend are basically only together because you both settled for less than what you want ruin the relationship
When you poop for so long that your legs go numb.
>>203732120thank you that was the goalhere is an equally dreary gray scene
>>203732130Have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqnICxCewjk
>>203732130you can have this attitude towards anything, why limit it to a relationship
>>203732130don't scrutinize any personal relationship too closely or even the idea of them or they become like paper in water
I been here in cum for like 6 years dough
>>203732130grim mindset
You conquer your enemy by flooding their women's wombs with your semen, that's REAL military strategy.
I take quick poops. In and out like. No monkeying around. Wham bam thank you ma'am
actually i dont mind phiysycks is pretty fun
>>203732202Thoughts
what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? well hung!
>>203732130me and my what?
>>203732246Ye
>>203732117hehehehhahahaha
and how are the electric cars powered? coal! COAL! J A C K S O N V I L L E
feeling like playing a little scout today
>>203732090graayyyyyysget it?
How do we feel about this
Donny Tromp is gonna open up the coal mines again! its OVER for poverty and people not being allowed to do what they want because of enviroMENTALISTS and HR
>>203732366shut the fucking fuck up
>filter all european flags>thread quality increases 600%really makes me think
>>203732366Didn't even expand the image to read it cheers x
>>203732392Uhhhhhhhh based
>filter some flags on int >cant just leave it at that (nobody cares bro) and has to coonstantly shill to have everyone else do the same as him or else his ego cant take it (him doing something and not everyone else doing it with him) >makes American flags (i cant filter HIM) be more of that posting, American flags quality goes down 400%
>>203732365im legitimately scared of grays :(
mouse nonce is better than fk
>>203732426He’s just a silly fat right
if u drink Diet Coke then u shouldnt get to be allowed to tell people what to do epsecially in whether they get to mine coal
>>203732452> spamming faggot is better than shitkill yourself
>>203732479its just an opinion bro
a
>>203732487more of a b guy personally
didnt ask faggot
>shut the fuck up>kill yourself>fuck offWhy always such hostile language.
>>203732392it would probably be better if you left
because we hate you
>>203732521why would I do that?
shut the FUCK up fat
>>203732522Who are you talking to
so, yeahyoure gay
>>203732512angry tards>>203732536to make the thread better
>>203732559nonsensical postrefer to >>203732479
>>203732579who cares about 1 posters opinionkeep them to yourself, either engage in the convo or fuck off
>>203732622>engage in off topic shitposts from /b/ or a retarded furryhow about you kill yourself
Alright phone is chargedTime to sleep(No charger at the bed)But first!Let me take a selfie
New anti-spam measures have been applied to all boards.
why not "make the thread better" for yourself? instead of lowering the quality of American posts (i cannot filter you)? how about looking at how much time youve spent crying ITT and then at the progress youve made throughout the YEARS and realize that youre the problem faggot
I hate riding with shitty drivers it's embarrassing
>>203732633how about angry tard (you), fuck off?
>>203732710or when theres no powersteering
>>203732715youre the one getting pissy, simp
simply target posters you dislike with reports I don't do this of course because it would be announcing reports which is against the rules
yeah i know fat sits there and reports every single one of my posts (without punishment for doing it wrong) and cries, baits until he gets what i want, and the thread suffers until then because his work isnt free
everyone hates fat but fat won't shut the fuck up
been waking up the past few days realizing i'm 28 with nothing tangible to show for it at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQi love white girl music so much bros
who is fat
>>203732745>simply target posters you dislike with reportsnah, it's just all the bitching that's annoyingpost something interesting or provocative, or post pics that might get some talk started, it's an image board
im not retarded, just VERY opinionated. im very opinionated and fat isnt going to draw out everything that i think and am going to post later. nice try though. youre still bad for the thread and negative 4 Americans though
>>203732799>im not retarded, just VERY opinionatedthose are the same thing tho innit
>>203732773I also want to know so they can tell me their secrets, because I can't gain weight!!!>>203732807no
>>203732807no. i have opinionsdont you too? i know i do
>>203732794>it's just all the bitching that's annoyingYou mean like you're doing now? >post something interesting or provocative, or post pics that might get some talk startedYou mean like you're not doing now?
post something interesting or provocative please
>>203732117Based and truthpilled.
>>203732833I am, but they're only interesting and provocative to me and that's all that mattersYou don't think anyone here is your personal entertainer? Do you anon?
>>203732799you are, you have things wrong with you that could be fixed with medication but you dont take it
fighting the urge to drink
im believing in the jannies (or janny) and moderators to make right call, and doing what they say even if i dont understand, and am agreeing with some of their things. i trust them in the long run and for the health of the board. that said - if fat is a janitor or mod, then it is very bad and maybe its just a shown part of an invisible hand or something but it just feels like a negative factor if it is actually any of those staff members
fat and janny have been btfo once again
why does he post here instead of /brit/ now
>>203732833
anyone on cum still undecided?
>>203732879they just wont give me any medication. i want amphetamines one time i took anxiety medication and felt great for ages. there werent any worries and probably i was living in the moment a bit more. im not counting in "one time" any high doses (i forgot the name) but anything less than 10mg for diazepam - the normal dose for sleeping - and it does nothing until it goes way above and i black out and lose subscribers in real life
>>203732949RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got a cati will call her catberg
>>203732366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZzEKtIyoIc
>>203732961yeah, can you help me decide
>>203732961I vote for she
>>203732833picrel>>203732969cute
ALRIGHT GUYS38 MINUTESI'VE GOT 38 MINUTES OF TOILING AWAY
>>203732964you need schizophrenia meds
>>203732964Hello mousey, all the boys on brit miss you, we need you to defend us from the parasitePlease come home
>>203732986nah im based
>>203732961writing myself in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bQwwqW-Hc
>>203732969where did you get her from she’s a little void
it would be good to see someone get injected with ablify (into their shoulder) but i wouldnt want to test it because of the effects that it gives, which last for the remainder of your life
>>203732999oh shit
>>203732164Love that weather. It reminds me of my home town
shower time then going to lay in bed for an hour perhaps take a nap
>>203733012from a shelter. it was between her or a male of the same pattern (void) but large and a bit fat. it was a tough choice but i know fatty will find a home too
>>203733029have you tried Santeria? may be deities are speaking to your head
My RimWorld mods aren't working REEEEEEE
>>203733068i need to take a shower too i've been sick in bed languishing for a day and a half that would probably make me feel a lot better>>203733043very nice
the worst advertisement i have ever seen for a pharma company to put "sponsored by us" on
>>203733008based, posted it on the slack general at my job.
>>203733095Doh! xD
Are nonces posts even recognized in /Brit/ It's so fast, being noticed on there feels like a crapshoot. I can't imagine they have many recognizable personalities, especially among their most common flag
>>203733095satanic
no petersno homers
>>203733096yea being clean feels nice and makes you feel nicewhats wrong anon
you will never be British and everyone in that thread ignores you - LOL HAHA
>>203733008not bad, not my type of music, but I might listen to more from himthank you for expanding my musical horizons
>>203733140they should split up into their respective ethniticies like /scot/ and /ingerland this will lower the post speeds
Notice women always claim they're sick when they're attention deprived
>>203733182eveyone here ignores you though
DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BLOG
>>203733192anon shes really been barely posting today and yesterday, she would get more attention if she were posting things. dont be silly
>>203733114no tequila? what state you in?
lol everyone ignores britboo yank in /brit/
Who is fat Is it some personification of the average amerilard?
Had interview with the CTO and Tech lead from China. Passed all questions and HR just called me to say that they loved my profile and are doing the background check. Feels nice to be smart, humble, handsome and funny
>>203733206I like how I made that post innocuously but you drew the conclusion that I meant a specific person on your own
>>203733221>Feels nice to be smart, humble, handsome and funnyyou are, you really are, I can tell
Louisiana has the best food in America and it's not even closeIs it because they're French?
>>203733178im getting over a stomach bug i posted about it earlier i ended up tossing and turning all night and doordashing gatorade and an egg mcmuffin to my house at 6am i feel a little better today but i still feel nauseous and gross and bloated and im in pain and it just sucks
it should be ascentetheraputic ^.^
>>203733213right now?
>>203733231fake plausible deniability is lame, we all know what you meant you only posted it after the obvious femanon made a post about being sickdummy
>>203732879do you smoke weed?
>>203733231>>203733291erm actualy he didnt name her specifically get epic owned libtard
>>203733277erm did they have sex
>>203733252Cheers! Mr. Donald former president of the U.S. Hope you win
>>203733277>right now?no, next week
First time I got drunk was on tequila with a Mexican girl when I was 17Her dad bought the tequila for us
>take generic Tylenol for hip pain >~2 hours later and it’s in immense pain againJfmsi
>>203733221Yeah but your brown
>>203733336sexo o no sexo?
>>203733356do some bulgarian split squats and stretch out your hip flexors
hes trying to bait out someone telling him to do fentanyl
>>203733258we wuz francais et shit
>>203733335next week I will be in Jalisco
>>203733364Yeah but not that time, her dad was in the house
i want a chinese gf
>>203733383so will I
>>203733384bueno
>>203733389No you won't
>>203733389nice, I will be in Zapopan, which part will you be?
>>203733429aquí estaré idiota
>>203733435too far away
>>203733497ah, PV. are you gay?
THIS IS A CRUCIFIXION
trump is going on joe rogan this friday
i gotta kill myself
>>203733511no
>talking mentioning the T word or the K word, or talking about the E word in generalFoolish
>>203733388sounds easy, what's stopping you?
>>20373351530 million views Only 2% of them need to be undecided voters for it to make a difference
>>203733515I want him to work at Chick-fil-A this weekend after it, can you imagine the memes/salt?
>>203733511He is. He keeps going to gay looking bars over there
>>203733541tostada?Kilimanjaro?Elephant?
>>203733565>goading me into saying itYou won't get me, Trannyjanny
>>203733562well, his body his choice, que no? lol
>>203733277Annulment and deportation for fraud.
>>203733545is that the Pemex where I slipped on an oily spot and broke my phone while also smashing my head, knee, and shoulder into the ground making myself a bloody mess?
>>203733383>lending money to peopleYou mean how to lose friends.
>>203733562>He is.no I am not, I also am not CIA, or an organ harvester
Did any of you eat at McDonald's recently?
>>203733515noice! not gonna miss it.
>>203733658Why would I eat there?
>>203733658yes
>>203733389>>203733383Looks like you two are gonna have to do battle. The battle of Jalisco.
>>203733562forgot to post right picthey have really good slushies, and they also deliver me weed and tamales
>>203733658They opened a McDicks in my town last year, and I still haven't gone. It's overpriced shit food. I stopped going when it stopped being cheap shit food.
>>203733658almost did yesterday, but the deals on the app are SHIT
>>203733670to do safety testing for the rest of us
>>203733700FUCK McDonalds Costs too much and is shitI'd rather go to some local place instead
>>203733658i had an egg mcmuffin delivered this morning yeah
>>203733690I have tried to meet them many times, only 1 guy on /pol/ isn't scared of me, the posters here are pussies
>>203733263>doordashing gatorade and an egg mcmuffin to my house at 6aminsane behavior tbqhthats rough to iktfis it like bad bloating where your stomach/intestines are just crazy bloated and its making ur back hurt from it pressing on your spine? or like oof ouch owie stomach-ache pain
>>203733658i cant recall the last time i had mcdondals i dont think it was this calendar year tho
I just tried a Twinkie for the first time, and I came to this thread to tell you how much I'm offended by how shit it was. I can't believe you people eat these.
>>203733658had Carl's Jr here in Veracruz, does that count?
>>203733752they were probably better 20 years ago
do you like the impractical jokers
>>203733752nobody eats that shit bro i dont even know how those snack companies are in business
>doordashing
>>203733765so true
>>203733762the government buys it all to keep the economy from collapsing
>>203733754You're probably fine
>>203733765I hope you post this over and over many many times in the future
>>203733727STOP REPLYING TO YOURSELF SUBHUMAN
>>203733818first time I posted it
a black woman from Veracruz cured my racism, hope you guys get a chance one day
started playing osu to take my mind off the bad thoughts
>>203733839>looks high on cokeNot convincing me of anything.
>>203733727it’s just cramping and im in pain and ky hurts all the way through my lower back the stomach bug doesn’t help at all either i’ll be fine though the doordash was absolutely essential i felt so much better afterwards and i got some sleep once i was full of yellow gatorade and mcmuffin
>>203733864What are the signs
5 extremely white black women who will cure your racism which you're weirdly confessing to
*Duke Nukem voice* hnng... i gotta kill myself...
>>203733839>a black womannot 100%
>>203733874Look at her expression in the left picture. That's a strung out on coke look.
>>203733874Smiling.
>>203733871Get u some ibuprofen or epsom salt or something and comfymaxx
Mcdick's bros...
>>203733839my dick is even MORE racist than I am. all I want is for other races to stay in their own nations and stay the fuck out of mine, while my dick wants to colonize and bleach the hot brown women of other nations and erase the brownness of their future generations. my dick literally wants to genocide them via breeding their women.
>>203733901its over...America has fallen
How could this happen in the mcdonalds
>>203733894that’s what im doing im taking midol and hot shower and just gonna try to take it easy my head also hurts for some reason
>>203733949they're being punished by the judeo-globalist establishment because of that little mcdonald trump stunt they pulled.
HOW COULD YOU LID THIS HABBEN AMERICAN :dD:DDDD
https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mcdonald%27s_BuildingHOW COULD THIS HAPPEN IN MCDONALDS
>https://creepypasta-land.fandom.com/wiki
>>203733901good thing i either get the filet o fish or the big mac ™
>>203733964Drink some soup or gatorade or something and watch a movie desu
>>203733901the biased media is refusing to call this a terrorist attack
MACDONALDS!
> filet o fish
>>203734048faggot
>>203734008First result on google for thr mcdonalds creepypasta I couldnt find the image version
>you dont like fried ""fish"""" kept under a heat lamp for 3 hours? what are you, a queer?
Hooker offered to suck me raw for 50 extra doolers. Should I?
>>203734084spit or swallow?
>>203734032Close enough
you like tranime so you're definitely a queer
>>203734032Im a coward so I only want the right one I also want her to stfu anytime she's not doing something like in the meme
n more energy drinks or ciggies
>>203734032>you don't need to act strong anymore. just let it all out.my strength is not an "act" and there is nothing to "let out". this meme was made by a sissy femdom cuck who wants testosterone but doesn't have it.
>>203733901Lies. McDonald's has the best quarter pounders. In fact they're bigger and healthier than any quarter pounder made by any other chain. Many such cases.
>>203734084raw should be the standard for blowjobs. why the fuck would you ever get a blowjob with a condom on. literally what's the point.
>>203734084yuck
>>203734118So you don't get herpes
>>203734091Probably spit idk
herpes complex herpes roster
>>203734096
>>203734084I love brown women so fucking much
>>203734139But why even get thr bj at that point youre barely gonna feel a thingI guess its a little better if youre full on throat fucking her but still
>>203734104grr
herpes shrimplex as this (type 1) and that (type 2 (genital)
>>203734145not worth
pretending not to know what valtrex is for
>>203734198what is it for
I wonder what kind of person would literally change his mind from kamala to Trump based solely on looking at him at McDonald's and nothing else.
>>203734118>>203734131I agree. Hookers only blow you wit a rubber for a little while before jumping on you. I usually skip it since I have no trouble getting it up just from seeing her naked>>203734187Yeah you're right. Her pics are too sus as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuz6iNjTkjo
wow! c:
Man i wish filtering flags could be done on mobile
life is good
>>203734278download koruba?
monoliths c:
>>203734084I wanna cream her so bad bros
>>203734240democrats are racists as well, they just try to hide it better by moving to suburbs
nasty farts
Never been with a working girl, but experienced dudes all say the best ones are either brand new and feel a thrill and excitement about guys paying them for sex, or girls who do it as a side hobby out of genuine enjoyment, but is not their main source of income or career.Girls who do it as a career get burnt out after a few years, resent the whole thing, and want to get out. Least that's the story I've heard.
>>203734278For me, it's NTFS
any khhvs here?
>ywn be spinny's doordash driver bringing her powerade and cold medsfeels for this feel?
203734364
>>203734354I hugged a girl once, but other than that nothing.
>>203734364Imagine she answers the door barefoot haha and you get to see her toes and her soles haha. That would be crazy
>>203734364Bro please go outside
>>203734390you're clearly not a khhv
>>203734409It was literally one time, didn't even hold hands or kiss. Pretty sure that still qualifies me as incel.
>>203734354Formerly, whats up big dawg
>clean momberg's house once a month>instantly favorite childand just like that im next in the line of succession, haw haw haw
skibidi ribbon
>>203734426you're forgetting the hugless part
[man with a helmet on, a rifle, wearing facepaint] yeah, i uhh wanted to become an electrician[join the army]
>>203734457it's handholdless, it was never hugless
I miss the pandemic so goddamn much. Id give an arm or sb eye to have it be permanent
>>203734495khv -> kissless hugless virgin
>>203734495Kissless hugless handholdless virginStupid retard
>>203734515yeah that's a reason to call names
>>203733765inflation is bad and i haven't had food delivery since 2013
>>203734531Some guys are just angry. Just like every single day
HELP I STRETCHED IN BED AND MY LATS ARE VERY SOREFUCK
showip
back on the eating a whole cucumber in one sitting bullshit
also when i laid on my back with my eyes closed for ages and felt that sweat coming out, and my hair, i eventually moved my hands, and one of my fingers was on my leg. and the sweat was seeping into the nail bed (the skin underneath it though), which stung i just remembered now because some f my fingers are all swollen UwU
Refugees welcome!
>>203734552you're gonna get fat
Have a fun Halloween/DaedrasRampage
my clubbed fingers are perpendicularim gonna rub honey on it. i got a lot of honey on my fingers yesterday
I now have enough hilton honors points for nearly 2 full weeks of hotel stays free from work paid hotel stays this year
>>203734304A sum what
wow
>>203734596Whre you gonna go with those
WHAT ARE THOOOSE
>>203734611
>>203734620damn i remember that
does spinster still post?
DAMNNNN WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
>>203734658yes, he posts on /ck/
>>203734681>/ck/
>>203734694??
>spin>spinny >spinster >spn
spinny is jason, you morons
interdasting cromulent
jason
Really high
>>203734720He posts on krautchan /int/ now. Try to keep up with the lore.
they found that ex-soldier who escaped prison (the news said that he "congratulated" the police officer who caught him). and in the army training the future soldiers have to do an evade/escape and capture missionthe officer was an undercover and jumped out of his car to get him though
>>203734765>Try to keep up with the lore.no
MapChad save us from this nightmare.
I CANT CONTROL MYSELF SO WHAT YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
There's only one return and it's not of the king
>>203734813map rights
I simultaneously bully and cute post at spinster just to gaslight her emotions
Enjoyed nap
Giga niggaGiga nigga
it's dark out
>>203734921no it isnt
>>203734921>>203734924Its twilight
i feel like my parent just spanked me for eating too much honey yesterday, by the honey giving me a headache. now i have a bad reaction to thinking about eating some. i even got a headache from it again without having to eat any. feel like honey spanked me for being a naughty boy
322
bees are cool and a bit sexy
>>203734965thats not a normal thing to say
420
>>203734913i look like that
>>203734983everyone likes bees
>>203734965
>>203734965:D
I miss the simpler days of the internet when we had things like every spongebob frame in order
>>203735004What he sayin
oh my god I love shitty college football games so much
sometimes bees can rotate around the site after they sting someone to become unstuck without dying ^.^ whether they do it on purpose or not idk
>>203735028Why?
>>203735038because its comedy gold
Nerd femcel gf
Video games?
>>203735041Do they wear clown suits or something?
thinking of creampies
>>203735100Mating press creampie autistic women
>>203735097you do
i've got $50 on my autozone giftcardi'm gotta get a set of socket wrenches
Spinster New Now *Claps hands* chop chop
Not a fan of the new miniplayer thing youtube has going on when ur casting
essential oils on my weiner to impress the ladies
>>203735137>>203734551
>>203735156I don't get it
Wtf where's the new. Did she die or what
i just want to know what big black girl bussy tastes like
>>203735169Picklest. Knower
Getting impatient here. Where the FUCK is the new
in yo mommas pussy
>>203735202we're not even at page 9 yet
>>203735202MapChad must be getting the best possible picture.
Somebody annoyed her so she's not going to make it
>>203735250I guess women are sensitive and petty just like the incels said :( I hate when bad people are right
>>203735250what happened?
>>203735288>>203735288>>203735288new
>>203734615not sure yet. the possibilities are endless!
before i am banned, this post isnt off-topic ...i shouldnt get banned for one single post :(( and Mordkai is sexy. dont know why they gave him a chest cavity