I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch edition
poo smells lmfao
reliving the momentshttps://youtu.be/qlaum72JNRA?feature=shared&t=1171
It’s crazy how many stinkers Mike Myers has. He’s got maybe 3 good movies and Wayne’s world 2 recycles a lot of jokes from Wayne’s world 1
ash trees are associated with my mate woden
>>203736026what's with rich people being sexual freaks
>>203736048austin powers is goated with the sauce
>>203736083Yeah Wayne’s World, Austin Powers and Shrek (voice acting so doesn’t really count)That’s basically it
olderbalderfatterweaker
applying for jobs miserable stuff
>>203736026I hate when the part of the plot is the asshole that somehow his a hero
those kids have no idea what went on at stalingrad
>>203736127new daft punk song
>>203736139few understand this
"tradies" and "tradie culture" is very cringe if you ask me
>>203736149the kids in question probably learned about it when they played call of duty 2, which came out 2 years after peep show started
are they still pro chris kaba now they know what he was doing the days before
>>203736048>>203736116Tell him, not us. Stop being a coward.
>>203736211nobody played that shit
>>203736235
>>203736235They don't give a shitIf he's black they need to virtue signal
any domestic abuser man in?
>>203736338kek
>>203736170agree it's a larpfest
lemme get uhhhhhhhhh.. BONELESS PIZZA
Time stood stillAm I standing or am I falling
>>203736139any luck mate?
a message to all of you angloshttps://streamable.com/g89p7e
just seen all your mums getting bred by blackkkbullssdddd f fffFFrDD
>>203736410yank malfunction
>>203736391Go do your benzos
>>203736421https://vocaroo.com/16h2xRe8Nq1T
picking big flakes of dry skin from my ball sack
>>203736410is this proof that racebait posters are just AI
Soon to be benchboeer
soon to be bhenchod more like
This Greek mong lost 50000 euros cause he got high on benzos and gambled it away over the course of one single night
>>203736036poo smelss of you. rather than you smelling of poothats how much you smell
watching george floyds porn
Might just sign this curry lad as a joke.
>>203736338respect to wife beaters from a nonce fan
>>203736452loooooool
>>203736338>Israel flag with the Everton badge
Huh, i suppose he does look a little hungary
Don't understand why trump is allowed to be president again, didn't he try to overthrow the government
>>203736574nope, his supporters did. checkmate, pointdexter
get the gay porn loaded, get the late night wanks in
schindler's list is on iplayer
>>203736574The trial got delayed till after the election If he wins he can just pardon himself
what’s he got on this list? milk, eggs, cheese? bit of a boring film no?
how about a movie called Schindler's Pissed where he gets so drunk he forgets to free the jews
fuck do you even say in a situation as this?
Alot of fun going through a list of random nobodies on Fifa and all the Turkish players are whiter than the european nationals
The Andersons: A Netflix Original
>>203736388just started but so far nothingbeing quite picky looking for a senior role
deleted the file award
>>203736648saying that could get you indicted in at least 28 states and a few european countries
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
Working 5 days a week is too much. I want to work half a day each week, or 1 day every other week, and I want to be paid 2x the living wage for it, and I want to OWN my own home and car, without having to pay car insurance or MOTs. Also sex is a human right, and I should be provided with either a 8+/10 prositute on at least a monthly basis for free, or a state issued wife. Does this make me a communist?
>>203736584Celt women when they see a brown eyed strong jawed clean shaven Anglo-Norman conqueror roll up on their doorstep
>>203736741it makes you a lazy bastard
>>203736026pizzagay lol
Bobby Wales is off to sunny Spain?
>>203736026
>>203736787Eat shit and die
Picked South Africa just to see if it was all wogs or not. Apparently not.
>>203736803
Can’t sleep.Can never sleep.God hath forsaken me. He knows my sins and is punishing me.
how can you prove your mastery of the blade if you don't cross weiners with another man
>>203736869Sounds like that would hurt. Why would you do that?
>Senior Manager, Equity & Inclusionyeah righto
fit plump birds with their bellys hanging out
>>203736883more of a lefto job, in fact
>>203736857sorry
go on home, british soldiers, go on homehave you got no fucking homes of your own?
It's finally time to eliminate the letter t from the end of spellings for good.
Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?
>>203737044we can' do tha
do any brits here have family that worked in some interesting shit like the british east india company or whatever
>>203737060lol
>>203737058My great-grandfather was a member of the Estonian Waffen-SS Legion if that counts
>>203737058I do
>>203737109I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting.
>>203737058My grandad was part of the kings african rifles in Kenya in the 50’s.
>>203737078did he commit war crimes against the soviet jews>>203737112did he commit war crimes against the mau mau
>>203737127Prefer not to say
Adding protein powder to my dietI want the extra protein without the associated extra calories, you see
>Texas Infant Accidentally Shot Dead in Back of Car by Young Child
dark skinned black african men breeding white women.com
>>203737181kys
dropbears attacking australians.com
still on windows 7 me
Staying in my cage and I’ve not been doing just fine.
so much evil in the world please god save us
Need to piss but saw a massive spider in the toilet last night and too scared to go back
>>203737050All of a sudden,We find the cupboard's bare.All of a sudden,We find heaven's not there.All of a sudden,We find the sun's gone cold.All of a suddenWe find we're more than old.All of a sudden,We find that we've lost love,So please don't push or shove because,It's too late,It's too late,In all your hurry you've accidentally locked the gate
Remembering the time when anon made an op about deep frying and eating a child and it never got pruned
>>203737297Piss on it
>>203737235*Hacks your computer by taking advantage of your outdated security updates*
Need to piss but saw a massive black man in the toilet last night and too scared to go back
*does a little jig**transitions seamlessly into a gay porn dance*
>>203737332Emmayank
>>203737306Not illegal to deep fry and eat a child
>>203737350
So lads, do I stay up to fix the sleep sched or go to bed (where I probably won't be able to sleep for 4 hours and end up staring at my phone)?
next time i get drunk i'll revisit zombo.com
>>203737362For me it's staying up until 4 and then waking up at like 12
>>203737381Sick of waking up midday I want to wake up in the morning
Thinking about the good old days 10-15 years ago when I could just go on chatroulette or omegle and stroke my cock on cam for a bit and eventually end up with some woman who would watch me wank and maybe show me her tits.Woke mob ruined it as usual.
was immobilized taking a poo the other day when a fly came in and almost landed on my willy
tttttt
>>203737448Me when ich haben das stroke
Fuck it might go lie in bed
Victory to Moldova
>>203737481just testing the current ban systembusy telling people who speak spanish that in the future we will annihilate them from space
These people are helping protect Moldova
>>203737316i'm behind 7 proxies, good luck mate
oh no, not """no la """tierra arrasada""" ...""", i am quivering in my boots
>>203737398They've got replacement sites mate, get that fat hog out for another sortie
Can’t be bothered getting out of bed to go to the loo.Wish I had a girlfriend. I could just stick it in her bum and piss in there for her to hold until the morning.
>>203737588don't reckon she could hold it all in after you've been on the pints
why do i hate people who speak spanish/portugese so very muchthey're just so fucking stupid
Just got a youtube ad for schizophrenia medication
>>203737628Spanish just sounds very thirdworldish, lad. also, you hate Spanish because you associate it with brown people.
>>203737630Or did you? Are you sure you didn’t imagine this? Are you sure you’re not hallucinating again?
>>203737666aren't those the same thing
got a masturbation addiction
>>203737340Wrong. I’M Emmayank.
>>203737112that is incredibly interesting does he have any interesting stories to tell?do you have any memorabilia? is he still alive? is/was he proud of his accomplishments, or ashamed, or something else?
>>203737081same question applies to you then, what did your grandpa do, tell us about it, etc
>>203737690I guess it is
>>203737713Fuck off
>>203737722my grandma worked at the post office in nairobi
>Just got a youtube ad
>>203737801yea? does she have any africa stories
>>203737799Kys pedo freak
debating whether I should take melatonin again tonight. it's fucking the hell out of my brain, causing me to get intense waking dreams every night. never experienced anything like it.
>Video shows moment 'pack of dogs gang' set on 14-year-old boy 'because of his skin colour'Alt right thugs at it again I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVYY0F6GW7M
>>203737813im sure she would if she werent deadthose grandparents died before i was born so i only know what my mum or dad would have heard or what i can read about directly
>>203737817You're brown
>>203736857Been awake since 7am Monday. Starting to worry that I'll never sleep again. Is that a thing that can happen?
>>203737864I’m not the one living in southeast Texas.
>>203737862Looks womfy, enjoy
>>203737880You live alone? Need a roomie?
wish australians understood just how much i despised them
tiredthink it might be time to sleep
>>203737235Same. Was bricking it when steam threatened to stop working on windows 7.
at toil watching videos about black people doing galaxy gas
>>203737484oh my days this was the last post made by a britnot mine though
why does the uk have so many distinct accents compared to every other country
>>203737519Avoiding a ban are we?
>>203737862Ahaha, 4chan has rotated your picture and made you to look a fool
black people look like monkeys
>>203737949faustian spirit or summit
>>203737949>Why is false premise true???
>>203737949We don’t. You’re just a retarded yank that has no concept of other places. Every country has distinct and unique regional accents, including the USA.
>>203737895Never understood thisYou think yanks would dislike aussies more but leafjeets seem to have less in common
>>203737993how is it a false premise >RP >cockney>roadman etc etc >>203738003>Every country has distinct and unique regional accents, including the USA.this isn't true anymore, only very old people won't just have a generic american accent. anyone you mean in new york city, boston, LA etc will sound the exact same if they were born and raised in the USA.
>>203738017Quintessentially retarded yank
i noticed the wide variety of australian accents one might not first notice
>>203738017>anyone you mean in new york city, boston, LA etc will sound the exact same if they were born and raised in the USA.Moron
>>203738033I would say there isn't really much of a variety in Australian accents
>>203738017Yeah? Next you’re going to tell me that you don’t have an accent as well. Another classic
>>203738003England has a noticeably different accent every 5 miles or something. I'm afraid the American is right, we do have a disproportionate number of distinct accents. There's been studies and that.
Morning team. Toil again today but got an early finish (10:00 am) so get in.
>>203738060Ah yes the 300 noticeably different accents of the UK
>>203738047>some young speakers from Victoria pronounce the first vowel in "celery" and "salary" the same, while some older speakers pronounce them both like "celery".What’s all this about? Thought you lot just had class based accents
bogan bogey bother
>>203738006Australia and the US have had very close relations over the last ~80 yearsCanadians, well, who gives a shit
>>203738074Noticeable to the trained ear, yes, apparently. I can distinguish multiple Hull accents, for example. I can at least tell which side of the river they grew up on.
>>203738060Norway has hundreds of dialects. It’s not a unique thing. Most countries do.
australians are an insular people
I don't have a noticeable accent and you've all heard my voice.
>>203738121>insulardon't even know what this faggot word means, yankcel
>>203738116Russian, despite being spoken in the largest country, has very few accents with the Moscow accent being the standard. There are some regional words in certain areas and near Ukraine and Belarus there is a slightly different pronunciation of some words. But generally the accent is very consistent across Russia.
>>203738141don't give me that continent bollocksyou're an island, through-and-through
>>203738073>waking up in the middle of the night>to go work at a supermarket>for a 4 hour shift>”get in”Corr yeah sounds amazing lad. You’ll get a whole £50 for all that I reckon. Sounds so worth it
watching nikocado
>>203738116>>203738003>including the USA.this isn't trueI mentioned boston, NYC, LA as places that all *should* have distinct accents but don't in reality. people who grow up in any city in the USA are the same.accents nowadays are more based on your tribe than your geography gay people have accents that are distinct and recognizable across the planet for example
>>203738150I'll get £49.60 actually (£12.40 p / h) so your guess was very good. I don't mind too much because I get an early finish though and can go back to sleep after. Got a lecture tonight as well.
one more captain morgan for the road
>>203738141Alright calm down mateHave a biscuit
the yank said bollocks
genuinely don't think I am capable of driving unsafely no matter how drunk I am
What happened to that schizo yank who used to larp as Guts in a forest swinging a rusty pipe around and thought the staff from the petrol station were gangstalking him?
>>203738172It’s time to stop posting.
>>203738192it is pretty late i guess
>>203738201alright gramps
>>203738178Hope the lecture is on how to get a clue. Waking up at half 4 in the morning and going to work for less than £50. Also you have a cock.
I have an Appalachian Kentucky accent and I cringe every time I hear a recording of my voice.
>>203738178how much do you pay in taxes? what is your rent?how much do you get left over
>>203738172Stupid. Stupid. Stupid fucking yank.I hope the other yanks are aware that you are responsible for the world’s opinion of them and take suitable action against you.
>>203738222do you live in an holler
>>203738222can you do a voocaroo for us
>>203738226I pay about £30 a month in taxes or so. I don't pay rent because I live with mum. I get around £1100 a month on average PLUS £730 disability universal credit and £400 PIP. So I get around £2200 a month.
>>203738222>I cringe every time I hear a recording of my voice.Everyone does don't they? When I hear my voice played back, I wonder how anyone can stand to talk to me.
>>203738236Yes>>203738240No
>>203738181I hope it a double time tam
>>203738260haha you fucking hillbillyno i'm sure you're a great guy
>>203738247damn, not too bad.What's your disability payment for?In SF people get $300 for food (EBT) and $800 cash assistance. anyone over the age of 24 with no or low income can sign up for these programs and start getting money within a week. It's strange living in California, because young people are basically evenly split between EBT collectors who are NEETs or working at doordash, and millionaires working in FAANG.
mental how all the bands that were big back when I was in uni have fallen off so hardwhen was the last time you heard a grouplove song?
About that time where I try and convince myself I’m just going to stay awake and also somehow have a productive day despite not sleeping at all
listening to some appalachian people speaking
>>203738306ah thanks for reminding me i should take my little melatonin pill
>>203738304The fuck is FAANG? Sounds like an organisation whose secret headquarters get blown up by James Bond.
appalachia is god's countryalthough i've never been
screaming the rebel yell in my room at 5 in the morning
>>203738305the kids all listen to black rap music these days
>>203738331FAANG is an acronym for Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Nintendo, Google it's slightly outdated because facebook changed their name to meta and there are various "big tech" type companies which qualify nowadays. The inclusion of netflix was always a bit sillyit's a popular term used to describe big tech in general.
>>203738353I thought it'd be a Silicon Valley thing.
>Bond, it’s M.>It looks like the Sweden’s royal princess has been kidnapped and is being held on the top floor of faang’s secret hideout
>>203738353I thought Nintendo was a weird fit considering it's a videogame company and all the others are evil american companies trying to control people's lives and take over the world so I googled it and it was Netflix not Nintendostill netflix isn't like the others and doesn't really fit
Quite like the smell of cum, meself. Has a bit of a chemical-y aroma not unlike chlorine from a swimming poo. Do other men's loads smell the same?
nikocado got skinny just to keep doing mukbangs
>>203738369>You sent James Bond? The one who can't help fucking every woman he meets? That's just great.
Might move to Poochester
>>203738396at first i was going to include nintendo as a joke but forgot halfway through and put netflix anywaysmeh>>203738436wankertown for me
>>203738255This is because when we hear our own voice while speaking, it sounds a lot deeper. By comparison, our recorded voice sounds a lot more thin and reedy
Just bought this on amazon
15 minute wait time if you want to phone post. Site's dead.
>>203738396the FAANG companies use(d) similar tech so they were lumped together by recruiters essentially
>>203738247what the fuck
>>203738484Has he shaved his legs? Bit gay.
Not really much point to pyjamas when you live alone Odd to wear clothes in bed
>>203738247do you want to leave home EW? you make plenty of money, could definitely afford to if you wanted to
I hate redditors who think it is a horrible tragedy when unmedicated psychotic people get shot to death by the police for running toward them with a knife BUT don't think those people spending the rest of their lives being forced to take drugs against their will would be a tragedyand further they think mentally ill people being locked up and forcefully medicated for the rest of their lives would be a good thingthey think it's a great tragedy that the forced incarceration and drugging of the mentally unstable in this country was endedthey pose as if it's because they have great concern and compassion for those mentally unstable people when really it's just because they don't like seeing homeless people and they are scared of themlying squirming nasty little do-gooders with a hatred of human liberty
>>203738436>>203738445You guys are numpties. Everybody is moving to cum-on-poo. It's the nicest hamlet in Shitebury!
>>203738527>Oh nooooo the mentally ill man who wants to stab the demons walking in the street is being medicated, this is horrible
>>203738524I wear my t shirt and undies in bed so I won't have to cover myself walking past the kitchen on the way to the bathroom. Neighbours can see through my kitchen window a bit.
>>203738546Maybe they'd enjoy a peek x
>>203738546Here's an idea: how about you get in the fucking sea?
Got some things to say but i'll wait for more sociable hours x
>>203738545yes it isjust shoot himif he doesn't want to take the medication and he wants to attack people just shoot himthat is no more tragic than the person being force fed drugs to turn them into a zombie for the rest of their life
>>203738556>Here's an idea: how about you get in the fucking sea?Me admonishing a beached whale
>>203738561we are plenty sociable let's hear it
do you ever think of that one girl. that "what if" girl
>>203738562Mmm yes the US healthcare planBullets not pills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-5QY7ANxMI'm a big fan of this documentary. any of you guys ever seen it?It's "The Perfect English Village" 1990
>>203738575"What if" you were quiet?
>>203738556Why would I do that? Sea's miles away. And I'm all comfy in bed.
>>203738584Then there would be more silence for australians to ruin?
>>203737977i have been permabanned for over a year now and certainly banned least 1000 times
>>203738575yes. one time a girl showed me a tattoo on her inner thigh. we went to the club and danced together. I moved away from SF the next day and never saw or talked to her again this was about two months ago and I think of contacting her occasionally
>nooo you can't just ban evade this defeats our entire failure of a system
>>203738601Have you considered that your presence might be a harm to not only others but yourself?
>>203738578drugging people against their will is not healthcare you freak
Said "alright guys" at the start of my presentation yesterday. Had to channel a little SSM to get me through
>>203738619less than 0.5% of those bans were justified and it is our firstie/NW European Protestant domain, so no, not at all. It's our website and i'll defend it no matter what the compromised and probably mexican moderation staff might think
does taking a melatonin pill every night immediately before sleeping cause damage to my stomach
>>203738562That's your solution to everything isn't it? Inconvenienced by a road sign? Shoot it. Wrong bloke running for president? Shoot his ear off. Bullied in school? Shoot everyone.
>>203738634just eat a potato thirty minutes after you eat your protein rich dinnerit will make you sleepy
>>203738627Is shooting people against their will closer to healthcare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHg
not one of you has shagged a womans arse to creampletion
Wild how it in the US people will call you sir and ma'am but in the UK you would look strange for it
>>203738643I've never owned or shot a gun in my lifemy point is than one "solution" is no more tragic than the other and people like you are squirming little liars when you claim your insistence on drugging people against their will is because you're so compassionate and just trying to help themit is for your own sense of safety and desire to not see people behaving strangely in public, just admit it
business idea: medicinal bullets. you know? for yanks
>>203738674Has anyone ever prescribed any medication to you by any chance
>>203738671>arsethe penis doesn't go there, padawan
shagging a woman in the arse threatens shit on your cock and maybe diseaseit's easier to just shag them normally and choke them a bitpretty much better in every way for both parties
>>203738656no it's notbut neither is drugging people against their willthe difference is in one scenario the individual is allowed their human right to decide their fate for themselves
>>203738674Attacking folks with a knife has gone a bit beyond "behaving strangely in public."
>>203738686antibiotics, antifungals, and analgesics, yes
Very grateful the government decided to not prescribe medication to schizophrenic Uncle Greg and just waited for him to stab someone he thought was a devil before shooting him dead. It's what he would have wanted
holden meltdown
Great, the mice are back. Found the skeleton of one a few weeks ago when I moved the dresser. Can't wait for more of that shit. And the scratching and scampering noises in the night. Might borrow my mates cat for a bit.
of course I find a load of reddity little mongs here who want to show off how braindead they arescum
>>203738732>And the scratching and scampering noises in the nighthad this for a while too but found no droppings or any other evidence of mice so I can't rule out gnomes
>>203738732how did you not smell a decomposing mouse
actuaally hate this board so much and don't see the point to it>awful moderation that will leave gayporn/femboy crap up>frogs and wojaks everywhere>nothing but general threads which atrract the WORST cunts known to man>/b/ but without any real edge >slow as fuckWhy is this board a thing?
>>203738733You should shoot your computer, that'd fix it.
there's no way YOU reading this haven't been banned multiple times
You guys never talk about anything interesting. Talk about politics since that's the best you can do.
>>203738761oh wow this board sucks and you added another shitty post to it...? wow great, thank you for that
>>203738761name a better board or two then cunt>>203738768eat shit yank
>>203738761been saying this for yearspost the content YOU want to see it's that fucking easy post the threads you want to see and the posters you like will come out of the woodwork to chat about whatever you want with you
>>203738759I probably did for a few days but never knew where it was coming from. You go noseblind after a bit though don't you?
>>203738768>You guys never talk about anything interesting.alright. go on then. what's interesting
>>203738732purchase a spray bottleadd one or any combination of the following essential oils in a large amount (about 1/5 of the space in the bottle should be oil): cedar, eucalyptus, lavender, peppermint, orange, lemonadd 91% isopropyl alcohol up to what would be another 1/5 of the bottlefill the rest of the way with distilled watershake before usespray around baseboards and anywhere else you suspect the rodents might be entering or hiding
>>203738778
>>203738799dont listen to this psychopathjust steal a cat
>>203738765you can't even read or argue properly you pathetic redditoid freak
>>203738799Cor nice one, cheers mate I'll give that a go. Hopefully they'll fuck off.
>>203738807you have to brush cats and clean up their shit and pissthe essential oil spray will be cleaner easier and more cost effectiveplus it smells nice
Can't imagine what kind of grim individual would have been banned 10,000 timesThere but for the grace of God go I
why the fuck does no CAD company have the capability of making a polished product like factorio?Why are game devs the only people alive who care about making good software?
>>203738812Name calling is arguing properly, is it?
The beggars in Birmingham literally beg. They're on their knees on the pavement with their head down to the ground, and their arms stretched out pleading people for some money. At least beggars n other places just sit there with a cup next to them
>>203738853kek
>>203738850Him? Done.
>>203738843>don't get an animal that humans domesticated for this purpose for 100 centuries, just whip up a batch of chemical warfare in hourseanon, borrow or steal a catGod created cats to kill rodents and birds
>>203738833it's worked well for me keeping rodents and bugs out so far this year *knocks wood*good luck I hope it works for you
Name a good scotch
why did they fill isle of dogs with poor muslims again, whose genius plan was that
>>203738732>>203738833morally obligated post>>203738875
>>203738761called international and everyone congregates to generals where everyone is in the same countrythe best example of multiculturalism not working on an imageboard
germany flushed down the filter for the time being
enjoy the rats lad
that's leftypol told then
the reason generals are popular is its guaranteed posting speed and people know what they are going to get. non-generals are a wildcard. you post a thread on outer /int/ and it might die without any replies. so naturally the unpredictability makes it less popular
>>203738850that post wasn't arguing, I've already made my points and made them well and you've done nothing to refute them
You Jews get down do you? ha *combs hair back*
*takes the new biggest prime number and adds 2 to check if that is prime*haha yeah im a math genius
can't stand how colonel is pronounced kernel french cunts
>>203738896Your point was that shooting people to death is more humane than trying to help them. I'm not going to start seriously refuting something that absurd.
Chopping off hands is the middle path in most scenarios that deleted post might have covered
>>203738932this but with lieutenant being pronounced left-tenant
>>203738932wait til you hear how lieutenant it pronounced
>>203738938no, you seem to have a problem with reading comprehensionmy point was that people like you are posing as having a desire to help people when in reality you don't care about them at all
alright its time for the new
>>203738962>>203738963lieutenant is phonetically consistent and there is no "right-tenant" so it sounds idiotic
>>203739005>>203739005>>203739005
>>203739015>>203739015>>203739015
>>203739088
>>203738974I've had multiple people that I care deeply about getting sectioned in mental hospitals. The idea that they should've been shit instead, because that would be better for them, is ridiculous. And even if that wasn't the case, it's not in my interest to have dangerous nutters running around the streets until they do something that necessitates deadly force. Because that something could harm me or my loved ones. I never said I cared about them, but I actually do. So that point is wrong as well.
