American cuisine edition
I'm 31 years old and don't know how to talk to women. I think I am very mentally ill so it's for the best really. Women deserve to be with a normal man.
tempted to get a maccies
I envy the United States of America in every single way. EVERY. SINGLE. WAY.
>>203753654Best band of the 60s? CCR
>>203753687>Women deserve to be with a normal man.Yeah a normal man with a huge cock and muscles? corr yeah
>>203753704on a wednesday?!
>>203753707name one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrqxZ0X9vqsincredibly interesting video
>>203753707got harrased by four different niggers on my trip there
>>203753752Hahahaha
>>203753654unironically nothing wrong with spam (in moderation)
>>203753743you are right, it would be ridiculous. outrageous, even.
>>203753752part and parcel innit
>>203753707>these are the armies of the night
>>203753752this but in france
>>203753762it's not spam then is it
>>203753752screaming
I'm a liar, a cheat and a thief.
>>203753769
>>203753707intrestindint know manhatten was an island
>>203753752Should write this on trip advisor
>>203753729Not even that necessarily, just like a man who has a job, who leaves the house, a man who experiences joy and can enhance her life by being a part of it. I can't talk to women because I think I would make their life objectively worse by speaking to them or being near them. It was never meant to be for some men. It's just how it is.
>>203753806howling
>>203753827Yeah she needs a real man, fucking hot
>>203753707honestly who would wna live in new york just looks depressin
headache finally fading
not drank booze for two weeks and still getting beer farts
>>203753855brits say this about every big city
>>203753855Not me. Love the outdoors of the rural environment. *Stays inside my smelly bedroom*
>>203753752Usually the fent heads doing harassing nowadays
i want to hug and kiss american women
>>203753872Fuck off Cody your urbanite concrete megasprawl is shit and it attracts the worst of humanity
>>203753860*smacks your head and shouts in your ear*
>>203753879you as well??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6014HuxcE
Went for my introductory contact lenses appointment Woman helping me out was such a qt She must have despised watching me fail for 20 minutes and just poke myself in the eye
>>203753913the worst and the best, the entire spectrum of humanity if you love humanity itself you will find it in the cities, of course the same exists in the countryside, there's just less of it
>>203753912>>203751941
>>203753942thanks im gay now
A man has described the death of his prized Japanese koi carp collection as a "massacre".Steven Smith, who has reared the fish for almost 40 years, believes otters were responsible for the destruction of the koi, worth about £10,000.Mr Smith found the koi, some of them beheaded and others with their tails bitten off, scattered around his garden at the weekend.The 75-year-old’s wife discovered the dead koi beside the pond in the couple’s garden.She then alerted her husband, who said the scene was "horrendous".He said: "The first thing I saw was what I thought was a bunch of leaves. When I got closer it turned out to be one of the koi."As I stepped over the wall I noticed there were a couple to the left, more to the right, and when I looked in the pond there was no movement at all."He said the scene got worse the further he walked."I took a walk around the pond and almost every fish that I had was lying there headless, fins ripped off them, faces ripped off them," he said. "It was just a massacre as far as I was concerned."At first Mr Smith thought it had been an attack from a heron.Mr Smith said he lost his entire collection of 25 fish - 13 carcasses were scattered beside his ornamental pond that he built himself, 12 others were missing.He estimates he has spent around £10,000 over the years building up his hobby, and more on creating the perfect environment for them.He said he cherished the fish as pets."I am totally heartbroken," he said. "People have dogs, they have cats, but I have fish. I could interact with my fish."I would hand-feed them. The biggest one, he would feel the vibrations of me coming over, then the rest would come over. It was like feeding a baby."His name was Baby Jaws - he was a metre long and I have had him for 35 years."Mr Smith, who describes sitting by his pond watching his koi as his “happy place”, told the BBC he was torn about what to do now as he is fearful if he gets more the otters will return.
Do British mums also do this in front of their young sons?
finally my friends have released a new video
>>203753936still want to move to NYC but I'm afraid that dream is getting further from me by the day. sad
>>203753945Dark satanic mills Cody. Dark satanic mills
>>203753942The scrandemic
would honestly fuck hideo kojima
>>203753946fuck appleshate them
>>203753912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJqUbd1vzs
>>203753978least gay aussie
>>203753964they are very clearly swedish
um
>>203753654spam is tasteless
>>203753979no you don't be quiet
>>203753946Do you honestly, honestly expect people to use a dog shit yank edition?
>>203753978
And they say British youth has no work ethic.
>>203753654>You have to make history boring >Ignore the fact you can teach it >In a way that makes it epic The Punic wars, Alexander the great, war of roses and Napoleonic wars could all be great stories in film or shows
>>203754030wasnt funny the first time
the cronems have arrived
>>203754047yea you have morning mate
>>203753959;_;
>>203754027you loved my editions a couple days ago what happened
'twas an otter success
right i've just been called a melt
>>203754030>desiel
reading about the never goon minions
>>203754030>LambethHoodNewsMainstream media btfo
>>203754034that Napolean movie was utter shit
>>203754047How come yours weren't getting deleted?
Mad how the rich in the old days built public works, libraries, bridges, houses for workers or tenants. Nowdays its just off to dubai or st tropez, theres no stigma about being a tax exile or not caring about your country, seen a quaint and ridiculous. No wonder they wanted to destroy nationalism.
>>203753855>great architecture>interesting history>cultural epicentre of the modern world>fantastic food>every sport represented by a major team>hot womenand not only that but you have fantastic national parks on your doorstep, the adirondacks shit all over anything the british isles have to offer
>>203753997>also
>>203754089he baked a cake for her birthday, what a lad
>>203753959
so it's on /int/ and /an/ now, is it on every other board aswell?
>>203754097That was because it was about Napoleon being a cuck. Imagine if there was a movie about admiral nelson and during the end of the movie he says give me rum damnit then dies
>>203754108Diversity is their strength
>>203754108>and not only that but you have fantastic national parks on your doorstepalri mr lyme tick
>>203754102some did some didn't, janny's not very thorough
>>203754130what is?
>>203754108>>cultural epicentre of the modern worldname 3 things
>>203754161plenty of those in england anyway m8, nothing new
>>203754159don't let your hatred of minorities get in the way of enjoying a great city >>203754130read the sticky
now that you're in new york!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>203754108move there then
>>203754108NYC is a shit hole so is Chicago and Boston. London Is better than those places
coffee and energy drinks just make me jittery these daystrying to avoid them as much as possible
>>203754183there's no sticky for it on /int/ or /an/ but it's still on them
Can we all agree that hairy minge is absolutely rank yeah?
>>203754182nsfw porn
would move to LA if I was a millionaire
neighbours young bratty daughters out in their garden
>>203754235no you wouldn't
>>203754222nonce nonce NONCE
>>203754222no
>>203754172the anti-spam wait 15 minutes every time you use incognito mode or clear cookies.
>>203754222No, can't agree on that
>>203754222im gay and yeah agreed
>>203754030was weed always this expensive
>>203754235if i was a millionaire id just live everywhere. travel the world living in nice hotels
>US nature reserve
>>203754243NONCE ALERT
sometimes think about that real mother and daughter gangbang where they position the daughter next to her mum's fanny and the mum is squirting all over her daughter's face but clearly uncomfortable about it and has the look of someone wondering if they are a good mother.
GCHQ demoralisation attempt No. 2985453
>British nature reserve
>>203754183what sticky
>>203754235>wanting to live in LA aAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI lived there for a few years in my youth had an apartment in santa monica and lived in a bedroom in venice for a bit too terrible, miserable city
>>203754222depends on how hairyI like a bush, but if it's just a catastrophe a weed-wacker would struggle with then yeah, need to get that trimmed asap
Might move to America and steal all their women
>>203754280utterly abhorrent
>>203754280is this a pornographic film?
>>203754318but all my favourite twitch steamers live there and it looks great in GTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61UPO8npOHc>>203754317apologies, not sticky but the announcement thing >New anti-spam measures have been applied to all boards.>Please see the Frequently Asked Questions page for details.
>>203754229
>>203754318oh not you again
>>203754318well yea it's probably shit if you don't have the money to compete with all of them celebs and gazillionaires
>>203754339my soul felt unclean after watching it
>>203754174Cronut
>>203754200You probably live in some shithole in Nebraska
just had a violent thought
this is a powerful image
>>203754280disgusting but I will be needing the link mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrfVaPNMCM8santa monica dream >>203754375this is true but you can have a great life in NYC or SF with no money, if a city requires money to enjoy its a shit city.
incest gangbang and a sneaky link
>>203754315>>203754275Went to Virginia last Summer and it was actually surreal to stand on top of a hill - to be able to see probably a good 15 miles around - and not see a single house or farm. We're such a naturelet it's humiliating.
>Chris Kaba fund given £10,000 donation under 'Premier League star's name'any guesses
>>203754391perhaps you should link it here for us to share your disgust
Christmas soon lads
>British Nature Reserve
>>203754425John Terry?
>>203754425Sir Marcus Rashford MBE PhD
>>203754425Graeme Le Saux
>>203754425teddy sheringham
>American nature reserve
>>203754425Emma Raducanu
where does the time go
>>203754106>the rich in the old days built public works, libraries, bridges, housesMost never did
>>203754425what's their angle? that the courts are wrong?
>>203754504up your bum!!
>>203754410>you can have a great life in NYC or SF with no moneyutterly bizarre assertionanyway we already know that you didn't really experience los angeles as you spent the entire time going back and forth from your smelly little apartment to your shitty classes and were too scared to go anywhere else lmao
>>203754480OH TEDDY TEDDY
>>203754425lewis hamilton
>>203754425EXCLUSIVE: A £10,000 donation under the name of a West Ham defender was given to a Go Fund Me set up in the name of the south London gangster.
>>203754425Imagine watching football in 2024 lolLiterally funding black criminals
>>203754425Dalian Atkinson
PSYOP stands for psychological operations, which are military operations that aim to influence the emotions, behaviors, and perceptions of individuals, groups, and governments. PSYOPs are often non-combative in nature and use a variety of communication methods, such as radio, TV, newspapers, and leaflets. The U.S. Department of Defense defines PSYOPs as "planned political, economic, military, and ideological activities" that are intended to create favorable attitudes, beliefs, or behaviors in foreign countries, organizations, and individuals. The goal of PSYOPs is to support U.S. political and military objectives. The term PSYOP has also been co-opted by conspiracy theorists to suggest that the government and global elites use PSYOPs to distract people from the truth.
>>203754551Aaron Wan Bissaka, who is also from south London and signed for West Ham United this summer in a £15million transfer from Manchester United, was put as the name making the donation less than three weeks ago, Express.co.uk can reveal.The donation was made before Kaba's ties to one of London's most dangerous gangs was revealed.
>>203754509That's literally how black racial grifters think
>>203754551wan bissaka is a croydon yute
whats for dinner lads?
tbf that jay slater was obviously involved in funny business and everyone donated to that
never hurt nobody he did. apart from that bloke he shot
>>203754599chiggun
>>203754600funny how?
women should be allowed to get one abortion per lifetime but it should come with permanently getting their tubes tied any woman too inept to use birth control or condoms correctly can't be trusted with having kids anyways
>>203754589lmao what a fucking idiot
>>203754599Pork chop, chips, peas and carrots
>>203754599beef shortribs with some roast spuds and veg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Jx3Ld-uP4
>>203754599nothing until the shitting molten liquid out my arse stops
>>203754506You go to any town or village in the UK you can see evidence of a time when philanthropy was encouraged and socially revered as was taking part in civic functions and offices.Obviously there wasnt a 45% wealth tax and inheritance tax and capital gains. But at least we have the NHS
>>203754623funny as in queer
>>203754551remember when Kurt Zouma was caught hoofing his cat and one of his teammates said "yeah but what's worse... animal abuse... or racism?" and then the entire story vanished and Zouma never got charged with anything?
>>203754509That the way armed officers are trained is wrong and leads to unnecessary deaths, that the process for investigating police shootings is too opague, takes too long and is biased in favour of the police by default, and that the CPS generally choose not to prosecute officers who kill unarmed black men. They wanted a guilty verdict but the bigger point is to remove all the corruption and bias out of the whole law enforcement and judicial system to prevent people being murdered by police in the first place
>>203754596He's also congolese like Kaba was. Probably his cousin.
>>203754599trying to decide if i should do home made cheese burgers or just have pasta
Absolutely mental how the British elite let in millions of non whites into an entirely homogeneous nation just to make money for a few yearsAre they the biggest criminals to ever live?
>>203754623just.. you know... funny
gymtoil complete. even if I did nothing at all today, at least I managed something good for me :)
>>203754698yes
>>203754682That existed for a brief period in the 19th century. Philanthropy didn't exist until that time.Workers funded their own libraries in many cases.
>>203754599chili macaroni cheese sloppa
>>203754106the rich want to build great things but can't because of an overly intrusive governmentlocal control ruined everything, giving random retired schizos the ability to veto any new development in their city ruined every fucking western country on the planet
>>203754709good lad
>>203753654Imagine defending a lazy prick sorry but I think alot of people in service are lazy pricks
back lower part of my ears always fucking stink. sick of it
>>203754688Good job no police officer has ever been convicted of murder then, isn't it. The system works!
>>203754698Mad how the Roman elite did the exact same thing - and it resulted in the collapse of one of the most powerful empires of the ancient world, a catastrophic dark age of violence and chaos which took Europe centuries to recover from. But I'm sure, for a very brief moment before society collapsed, a very small number of people made a tremendous amount of money.
lads....
>>203754767What are you on about
going insane, might start living in your walls
>>203754798ah yes the /r/4chan classics
Been asked to join a meeting next week with the ominous title "talk about personal stuff"Wonder what that could be.
>>203753783A winner then
>>203754798Keep it on r/greentext
>>203754698>get rich>anyone who thinks you did bad is xenophobic or racist therefore their opinions doesnt matter>rich so dont have to wait 5months for a doctors appointment or interact with mudslimesIs it the perfect crime?
>>203754788Romemonkeys collapsing was based as they weren't white
>>203754827
Fuck itPaki meatball za and pasta
>>203754800Someone got angry at me because I said my boss and coworkers were lazy pricks
>>203754455>dozens of homes in the distance>several manmade structures in the foreground>manmade pondvs>>203754491>natural desert landscape with endemic plants and fauna
>>203754698yeh its fucking grim. now we have numerous enclaves of what are essentially fifth column insurgents who dont have any connection to this country, that are hotbeds of religious extremism and backwards cultural practices. plus most of them are 1. in social housing and 2. on benefits.and for what? literally for what? what is their purpose here? what do they bring except grief?
>>203754843The fabled take away pasta
>>203754843grim
>>203754798I'm 27 and this is me. I've decided I'll just never mention it but if asked, I will say I was waiting for marriage for religious reasons but starting to change my mind now.
>>203754843more grease than mouseys hair
>>203754843they'll cancel you for this but i see the vision
>>203754798>shethat's the give away, it's an issue which is totally alien to her. she can have unconditional sex, love, and intimacy literally anytime she wants and doesn't realise that's not a luxury a majority of men have.
wouldn't eat anything touched by a paki
>>203754235>>203754273*were a millionaire Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>203754887
>...yes its dry shit but its ENDEMIC bro its NATURAL >...yes they are shitty rocks with some dead grass but its been like that CENTURIES!! WOAH!!
>>203754814someone at work smells of fish and sometimes shit. They're going to ask you to sack them for having a hidden disability
>>203754843good gimmick this. find a photo of a shitty pizza online and post it here. guaranteed (You)s from gullible idiots every time
>My pants were often pulled down or taken away from me all together.
>>203754918>>203754918>>203754918have some (You)s
>>203753687i know how to talk to women (well in a non sexual way) thing is i'm so ugly that it's not appropriate for me to engage with them in the way most men do (have been kicked out of the club for it despite being more respectful then most men in there)
Rorke borrowing his mum's tape measure to check the size of his cranium. He has a horrible feeling that it may be close to negro proportions and needs to be sure.
headache reprise
>I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.>what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
>>203753806>imagine being in the midst of a "terrorist attack" scenario and like an autist, with everyone holding their breaths in for fear of their lives, you stand up and say "you ain't no muslim bruv">tfw the next day the newspapers headlines read "white supremacy group claim responsibility for Underground attacks- Albion Warriors wanted to "send a message"
>>203754954screaming, the croneum as it were
really wish anglo societies would keep doing this traitors to the republic need to fear for their lives
>>203754972this just has to be avatar/signature usage at this pointjoke beaten to viscera by you, you unfunny mong
>>203754940>Kicked out of a club for being ugly
>>203755033
>>203754696will the pasta be served with meatballs? if not then you must have burgers
>>203754940>i know how to talk to women (well in a non sexual way) thing is i'm so ugly that it's not appropriate for me to engage with them in the way most men dothis use to be me, but if you use a dating app then you unironically stand a better chance
ROBERT'S GOT A QUICK HAND
>get hired >Have some lazy fuck do my paper work>My step mom gets pissy I call her>Friends son a lazy prick >Tell her by the time he is done >I will be 60
>>203755097i know i should lad but i cant get over the photo barrier i'm so ugly i have no good photographs even when other people have forced photos with me family/friends i always look awfuli can't bring myself to upload any onto the internet (guess what i have never had any sexual media presence for the same reason)
>>203754551>greeks playing in english teamsIt's the end of times
I want to lick her unwiped pooey taint.
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
think the prostatitis has spread to my left testicleno sepsis symptoms yet but nvm lol
it pie night
>>203754992>the republicNo
>>203754992honestly this was the reason why the british empire was successful, not some romantic ideals of generosity or whatever strict policies encouraging people to succeed instead of encouraging people to be poor like we have now >>203755166lies if you ever were put in this situation you wouldn't go through with it
>>203755186now post the one where it's all gay flags
>>203755169kill yourself unfunny cunt
Lost count of the GCHQ psyops today
>>203755166answer this honestly - how long have you been persevering with this gimmick now?
>>203755169>5 great guys plus onenever got this part. Is he saying there were 6 guys and one of them wasn't great?
>>203755223gotta be at least 3
>>203755212
>>203755225cravendale is even worse I think
>>203754452can't be doing with it
>>203754992Cromwell was a hero
>>203755253>pornhub
>>203755211Dont have it
>>203755225August 2017.
>>203755212not letting the trolls get me down. positive all the way x
some kid addicted to character.ai just killed himself lmao talked to some Daenerys Targaryen bot and convinced himself that she told him to suicide hahahahahahahahahaha
school girl legs poster is definitely an MI5 psyop
first dutch people were from hollandnow they're from "the netherlands"it's all too much for me
Going to go and finish reading my book
>>203755341doubt it
bugger willy knickers balderdash bottom
>>203755341very hungry caterpillar again mate?
think one of the cruelest memories of school i have was when i battered some kid fair and square for calling me a horrible name and grabbing my bag (broke his nose) and some of the older kids followed me on the way home telling me i was going to get in trouble and that i was horrible
>>203755386You fucking queer
Amusingly and deliciously fitting that the death of the last royal parasite was announced by a gay bourgeois nonce.
>>203755326Do you think he has to under go training before he's allowed to source the photos
could be a skip tea and go to bed episode x
>>203755341six dinner sid?
have a stomach ache, and I blame my grandma for it
>>203755386That kid is now a Doctor and you're sitting in your smeggy bedroom
you ain't no atheist bruv
I was treated badly in school because they said I was too much like hitler
>>203755437says who?
>>203755421fill your guts then have a kip
never get fully hard when im having a wank lads, just cant enjoy myself
>>203755292that's really grim, mate
>>203755437but i bet he keeps his trap shut now
>>203755436oh here we go again with this shit
Emma Watson taking her feminist rage out on my aching plums.
>>203754918Yep lolPeople think im sn, no idea whyIt's like every successful gimmick (in terms of (you)s pulled) must be him
worried about halloween, what if a cute girl starts getting into me?actually terrifying
>>203755474ktim, had to move onto the darknet zoo forums
thinking about khoudia diop again lads
>>203754425Jamie Vardy
>>203755522>>203755525
>>203755525
why do they all do the same goal celebration, very repetitive
why does burnt popcorn taste so good
SPLISH SPLASHI WAS RAKING IN THE CASH
>>203755525name a pro pornstar who did the deed in secret NOW
>>203755090probably tuna
>>203755498Yeah but for real, Emma Watson taking her feminist rage out on my aching plums.
Hate how I got treat in school, ngl lads.
Britain, land of Downs
>>203755603putanesca? I make that with tuna sometimes
Yamssss
>>203755620Wonder if this has anything to do with abortion rates
feels like everyone's in a pissy mood today
TS Eliot Page
Only benders got bullied in school
>>203755223I’ll help you out. It’s zero.
>>203755620Can’t imagine what a Jap downie would look like. They’re already quite mongoloid looking as it is.
>>203755620a group of downies were gathered down my high street today
>>203755650brown releasing browns more at 10
Only beaners got bullied in school
>>203755693Crieky
>>203755620land downs under
>>203755650You love to see it x
>>203751941>>203751941>>203751941
>>203755717>>203755717
>>203755650Didn't a load of the last lot who were released early end up right back in prison? Seems like this might not be as effective as they think on easing pressure on prison places
>>203755667I'm sorry that happened to you mate
>>203755182HELL YEAH
>>203753855I have to go there twice a week for work. I hate it so much I cant put it into words. Everything reeks of shit piss and car exhaust, and the tourists have zero spacial awareness. The food sucks too. I can buy bagels and luke warm heat lamp pizza anywhere.Here, have an actual photo of hell.
