muscle women edition
>>203755717she'd batter me
>>203755717I look like this (male)
>>203755717Corrrr
>>203755755don't believe you
Letting people of out prison early IS BAD?? WHO SAW THIS COMING???Basic fucking common sense is what this country needs
>>203755717what a shit hole britain is. i shit on it
Are we French or not?
got the heating on
>broke my record on the treadmill>broke my record on the weights>now get to talk to a bunch of fat cunts who haven't done anything all day to feel even more superior evening chaps
>>203755803Thanks for your input, Pijké Đipsejvić
>>203755874you are very welcome. i have a lot of anti-english hate stored in my heart so it is relieving for me to come here to seethe
>>203755717The American made one was first, please migrate there
>>203755979it was on page 10 before it was bumped by the yank
good news to update you with the gf came home from work and is currently lying asleep on my lap (on a cushion) and is letting me massage her haven’t even cried or begged her yet
>>203755722>>203755722the multicultural and integrated criminal gangs of /brit/ain
>>203755996So fucking what you stupid fucking prick
janny is not right in the head
https://youtu.be/nch-kDHarIQ
Reckon I'm one a them kebab addicts at this point
>>203738150He's a dole scrounger he just made it up
Why didn't the jury consider this before reaching their racist verdict? Pricks.
chuckling thinking about that bender this morning trying to say that Brighton isn't known as a gay city, wonder where he is right now, probably getting ferociously bummed haha x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLyAbQhPeI
>>203756126and he back on it again dee lad x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nch-kDHarIQ
yeah because that was worth posting again wasn't it?
>>203756109what a fucking legend. good luck with the fresh start de lad x
asian women stopped giving birth to asian women so the beauty of asian women will perish soon
>>203756122>black community leaderswho even are these people? are they elected? appointed? hired? what exactly does a "black community" constitute?
>>203756152>727,277 babies born in Japan in 2023>360,000 japanese women born every year not really that rare is it
>>203756126dedfox in that comment section wankking himself off to mark eating. does mark know what vore is? that sick freak is probably masturbating to his videos
Sometimes I urinate.
>>203756026You the one she’s breaking up with?Stop being such a needy cunt
>>203756194Gang leaders I would imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwP6M9zS_pQkino coming back on january 17th
back on the search for quality wool jumpers, none of that cheap polyester shit
might watch a love letter to cinema
put $1000 on Atalanta beating Celtic about 3 weeks ago. Wish me luck. I will make $1600 if they win :)
Love the feeling of being fat and full and drowsy
couldn't sleep last nightpisses me off
>>203756270this user is impersonating 4chan staff haha
>>203755958thoughts on only fools and horses?
you can sometimes find real 100% wool jumpers in charity shopsno need to wear the polyester version regardless of your budget
>>203756296scremaing
>>203756240>>203756256>>203756259>>203756270>>203756293just what do you think you're doing
this cunting bastard headache is killing me lads
>dark by 4:30 next weekgrim
>>203756116corrrrr fancy one myself tbf
>>203756325what do you think you are doing >>>/int/aus/ this one is for you
Poo
what's the best beer you can get in supermarkets lads?
>>203756338haha same, really can't take pain me
>>203756357 beer is for repressed homosexuals
mouselord on a mad one in /cum/
>>203756125bristol and brighton bumming eachotehre coerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>203756305https://www.depop.com/products/elainehoml-100-wool-cream-turtleneck-jumper/what about this one?
ffs
>>203756412>white woman getting a tattoo of a knife on the side of her face o i am laffin
>>203756357leffe
>>203756412
just cummed my pants eating five guys but I still detest yanks
>>203756346No sunset is like 6:20 next week
Loitered near a smoker today for ages and now I smell like ciggies ffs lads
>>203756434probably the single most overrated beer in human history
>>203756408love a depop wank x
>>203756408I think it looks nice but I wouldn't be able to wear it personally because the skin on my neck is very sensitive so I can't wear turtlenecks
>>203756357hog's back
>selling uniqlo shit on depop what is she thinking
Who the fuck cares, just get some beer in you. it all tastes the same
>>203756447You get a whole bag load of friesYou nice drowsy and fat?
Thoughts on these jumpers? Need to start dressing smarter but on a budget.https://www.depop.com/products/deep_blueday-mustard-yellow-turtleneck-stretchy/https://www.depop.com/products/vintagefashhun-y2k-purple-pink-striped/
>>203756476love trans girls me
>>203756408Cracking set of norks
>>203756510THEY RUINED MY HECKING HOBGOBLINARINO
>>203756496most of depop is filled with shit like this, mongs always overvalue how much their used shit fast fashion is actually worth
love having the hr toilbergess lord over me it plays into my femdom fantasy
https://youtu.be/LPq8_HB8QBA
large chested women wearing turtlenecks is a fetish of mine that I don't get to see enough in person
that cheeseburger dominos pizza is fucking vileimagine gherkins on a fucking pizzastate of it
>>203756510true even "good tasting" beer is missing the pointI guess brewing may be a fun hobby for some people just like how coffee is a fun hobby for some. but it's all shit to be honest. both coffee and beer
>>203756496>>203756568They don't really want to sell it, they just put it up there because they know lads wank over their pokies
>>203755717I easily mog this bitch
That shit killed the french general
why do britishers call all pickles gherkinssilly
>>203755818>cumbria red on the leftit's over.
Novara Media have been quiet since it turned out Kaba was involved in a gang killing in a club the night before his death and the video evidence showed him to try and run over people with his car and ignored armed police instructions when he was killed and that his family tried to get the details of his past to not be reported about.What does Ash Sarkar think about this?
>>203756637that woman you posted isn't attractive enough to think like that and if that was the case she would've put more effort in to post some nice pictures
>>203756473>my neck is very sensitive so I can't wear turtlenecksWhy not just say that you're a sperg, a mong, a retardinstead?
>>203756646prove it batsheva
>>203756654Pauvre prissou :)
the people of sudan are suffering. but it's not mentioned that much, and they have famines as well.
The bab n chips
>>203756461nonce
>>203756728where's elton
>>203756695because I'm not
>>203756751i've got my own bottle of burger sauce
>>203756674>that woman you posted isn't attractive enough to think like thatBizarre thing to say
>>203756672She's thinking about my chubby white cock
accidentally didn't put myself out there and now i'm miserable and aloneoops x
>>203756758*hides your medicine in a piece of ham and throws it at you*Here you go!
>>203756701
>>203756763so you'll be farting on it later then yeah?
Anyone wearing a turtleneck looks like a fucking faggot, both male and female
>>203756839Corr I hope that's a cis female (female)
>>203756654Join us
>>203756813err so this medicine is meant to treat sensitive skin and prevent rashes from chafing so I can wear a turtleneck without pain?okI guess
So if you don't pay property taxes the government can actually take your house away? That's insane
4chan is now unusable in incognito mode, the timer keeps reactivating.
>>203756895america crazy, we don't even have that shit in britain lol
I'm just learning about this "SAD" thing.Do people really get depressed because it gets darker outside? What is wrong with these people?>Omg it's darker outside because it's winter I'm going insaaaaane
>>203756856what about turtles?
might rewatch Friends. yes i'm a millennial
>>203756960boohoo nigga
>>203756960https://youtu.be/GbeelC3mj8M
>>203756973I think it is more related to being deficient in vitamin D
I'm glad Chris Kaba is dead
>>203756973vitamin d deficiency
shapirobros.......we're not recovering from this one
Hot, passionate sex between Ada and Leon (he gets her pregnant)
>>203755717Therapist said I had facial and body dysmorphia they are trying to make me trans
>>203757017got that, as do most people in the UK
>>203756973yes, but I'm insane year round, just get a new excuse in winter
>>203757009>>203757017boohoo nigga
think it's also normal to feel sad when not seeing sunshine or feeling its warmth for a long whilein addition to the effects of vitamin d deficiency
>>203756991never liked it me
Welcome to my humble arse chode
Wish we could own slaves again
>>203757018I don't get it and I've seen the movie.
*gets kicked awake*huh oh sorry >>203757065*falls back to sleep again*
>>203757078
>>203756887Heard of anti-histamine you dumb ass, also you write like a female.
Turtle neck on too tight… george floyding myself
>>203757041eat more fatty fishes
how much vitamin d deficiency do non-pale people have in the uk
turtlenecks aren't my choice personally
>>203756839Bloody hell, that a depop find?
impregnating a woman is the most erotic act a man can do putting a little baby into a woman, it's the purest form of domination over a woman, can't imagine how it must feel must make a man feel amazing for the first month or so
>>203757093*tucks you in*
She's just so heckin wholesome and chungus
>>203757066its funny and mindless feelgood telly
>>203757105it's a polo neck, dweebus.
>>203755717Her clitoris probably cockmogs me.
>>203757018Not sure the image is being used correctly here because a) Shaprio is a known figure so we know he's from the US and b) spelling McDonalds like that doesn't signal anything except a tiny spelling mistake
>>203757098you seem slow and you're giving me the creepsdon't reply to me anymore thanks
Are yanks seriously voting for a 78 year old with dementia?
they should make tv series for autists that arent scifi and more socialisation based
>>203756973It's an objectively worse part of the year, and we're expected to deliver on all of our normal responsibilities despite the natural response to shortened day lengths and colder temperatures being lower activity levels
>>203757132>how much vitamin d deficiency do non-pale people have in the ukBegin with your family.
>>203757110That’s omega 3
>>203757206He owns the libs and makes them seethe, he is epic sauce
>>203757217Seriously, get a grip
>>203757225irish are paler than swedes, why don't you ask your own.
Bit gassy at the moment, can you come 'round later?
Any weed man in?Love weed, meNothing like a good film and a cheeky zoot for a comfy evening inCourse this country would like to lock me up for that but insha'Allah it shall be legalised
updated my journalfour days in a rowi have very little of interest to write in it, but i guess it's fun to write a bit
>>203757197Yeah youre a woman kek
>>203757216my understanding is that's what anime is
GAMER BROS
I honestly just want to sleep for ages and have really nice dreams lads. But oh no, bodyberg won't let me have it. Bodyberg only grants me 8 hours on a good night to be somewhere else before it pulls me back into cold hard reality
>>203757246Suck my pixie dick you chubby coon
>>203757231fatty fish are also rich in vitamin d
>>203757206They did exactly that in 2020
>>203755717BASED edition
Another match on bumble that is going to time out...
>>203757154you could fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once
just made my first youtube short
>>203757191
>>203757280wwas thinking more like aspie friends
the brain says kamala the heart says trumple sigh
dreaming of becoming an astronaut
>>203757287Dietary/oral vitamin D is not particularly effectiveMost people need to far exceed the recommended dose of orally administered vitamin D before seeing an effect
>>203757301Your mistake for not being sexy and interesting
>>203757336not a single morsel of british culture contained within this post
>>203757285have you tried the various pills for sleep already?melatonin, unisom. stuff like that
american politics seems thoroughly corrupt to its rotten core so who cares who wins. everyone else loses
Oh no no no no it's been getting darker in winter since the dawn of time and humans have lived through it for a hundred thousand years noooo I'm so sad I'm so sad it's dark for a little bit of the year no no no it mist by sunny foreever
>>203757336I'd leave it to your arse to sort this out
>>203756973Interesting postWhat do you do for work?
>>203757364No but I bet bodyberg will still triumph because in all honesty sleeping for 24 hours does sound quite excessive
>>203757206i would for the laughsnothing funny about the cunt he opposes
>>203757356Shouldn't they not match in the first place?
>>203757211you just KNOW she has PCOS
>>203757206he gives you plenty of chips
>>203757373>since the dawn of time and humans have lived through it for a hundred thousand yearsYes, by conserving energy and only being active when it was light outsideNot an option these days (unless you're a NEET)
I have recently moved into a semi detached house on a small street. I have a number of neighbours in close proximity to my house. I am having a party this weekend and thought I’d be nice and inform everyone that I am having a party. I gave my phone number on the notice and said to contact me if anyone has any issues. One of my neighbours has now contacted me to say that I can’t have the party as they and their wife are elderly and need to go to bed early and don’t want loud noise. And that if I go ahead with it they will contact the police.A couple things to note: - the party will end at 10:30pm as we are going out after, this was stated on the note - the area I live is predominantly elderly, I’m in my early 20sWhere do I stand?
the lads
>>203757336the brain doesn't say the mars candidate?
>>203757426Mad how this isn't AI
>>203756652south africa thread get in lads
>>203757110Might as well buy an antique mercury thermometer at a yard sale and chug the contents. Think Boots have a 50pkt of d-vitamine for a couple quids or summat
>>203757441They’re just being a curmudgeon looking for conflict
>>203757451refunds?
>>203756637Yeah mate, they definitely want some random men who they've never seen or met to wank over their pictures. That does nothing for them.
>>203757464not reallyit's just a staged photoshoot
Are we allowed to talk about Trump now? Seen a few posts about him again after a while
>>203757451I should become a vtuber...
>>203757441What sort of virgin freak in their early 20's finishes a party at 22:30 lmaoooo
>>203757524Depends what mood adam is in
Was abercrombie ever a thing in Britain?
>>203757351EAT THE FISH
>>203757543Who is Adam
There's really no point ordering food inside fast food places anymorethey just serve all the delivery drivers first I even saw their systems say they make whatever comes in at the top first and it's always delivery orders you just stand there for ages waiting the reasons to leave the house keep dwindling down
>>203757498They fackin love it the filthy slags
>>203757570the janny
F
>>203757426The fries arent done
Had a McRib today and it's shit
Not quite sure what I’m doing at the gym anymore just like benching and squating and a few barbell exercises
>>203755818NIL POINT
>>203757607Should've got a McCrispy Deluxe.
>>203757607dry?
>>203757596How do you know his name?
>>203756259An insane return. They are going to batter them you should only be making $50-100 on that max
>>203757642everybody knows his name
>>203757668How?
If you don't vote lib dem, you can't have any pussy! How can you have any pussy if you don't vote lib dem!?
>>203756839mad how i google searched this image and google only said there's a smartphone in it
Just deadlifted 205 kg, new p.b.
>>203757689he's in here 20 hours a day
>>203757689someone just started spamming it so we just assumed...
>>203757700good work lad
hang on, adam? as in adam and eve? spooky
>>203757013you and the guy he shot
>>203757698thanks google
>>203757678thought it was going to be a little alien creature from the thumbnailoh well
shelagh fogartin all over the place
inspired by the lad earlier, I am having fish and chips
Curse of the Fatal Death. funny haha
>>203757720
>>203757700>Just deadlifted 205 kg, new p.b.Yourself from the sofa
ADAM is the name of the neural network that GCHQ has trained to monitor and psychologically manipulate /brit/
>>203757767sent that fat cunt rolling
>>203757122god i wish my face was that green chair and she was shoving that arse in my face and letting off big smelly sweaty stinky farts and I was inhaling them with deep sniffs and tastes
nigga what
leftypol holding a solemn candlelit vigil for a violent woman-beating thug
>>203757767mummified that colossal tub of lard
>>203757782that can be arranged
>>203757806what you call "telephone" I think
Incredible how the anti-spam measures have only had the exact opposite effect and the ratio of schizos to normies on /brit/ has only gotten worse.
>>203757809not the first time
r
>>203757831yeah? is that what you think?
>>203757122Why does she gain half a stone when she sits down
>>203757831oh you think?
>>203757782Don't have the human toilet saved that /brit/ likes to post
>>203757782Just had a lot of beans lad I can do that for you
>>203757831ooooh u tink do u huwhite boi?
>>203757849won't be the last
If you really want to see Mary, you should just die. But you might be heading to a different place than Mary, James.
>>203757846what you mean only freaks will wait 900 seconds to make poo posts?
how much is the fish how much is the fishhow much is the chipsdoes the fish have chipsHOW MUCH IS THE FISHDOES THE FISH HAVE CHIPS
Can't think of a single British lesbian
lads, would you let be your tourniquet man?
Mental how Korean folk have cheekbones white people would die for then they cut them off.
>>203757959Theresa May
>>203757599Whomst?
>>203757959Heather Peace Sue PerkinsClaire Balding
Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
>>203757964confusing message from the fuhrer
>>203757959Gordon Ramsay
>>203758010PLEASE enter a homosexual marriage with me so i can get a green card
>>203758000geoff capes
Chris KWABa
>>203758003chortling
>>203758003yeah?
EMILY ATACK34 BRITISH YEARS OLD A BRITISH WOMAN SHE WAS HOT IN 2010 I SWEAR
Archivemong loves his bloody archive
>>203758068imagine looking like that at 34
>>203757774you're in a simulation and spaingod is in control of it
>>203758108looks better than me and i'm only 33
>>203758068She needs to just accept that she has been typecast as Charlotte Big Jugs instead of desperately trying to become a general media personality The only reason she's getting these gigs is solely because she's Charlotte Big Jugs
>>203758068holy grimberg
>>203758003I HAVE SEEN THIS POST BEFOREI AM GOING TO THE 4CHAN ARCHIVES AND I AM GOING TO CREATE A SCREENSHOT DOCUMENTING THE SEVERAL TIMES I HAVE SEEN THIS POST BEFOREJUST YOU WAIT I'VE GOT YOU NOWOh wait nvm >>203758065
>>203758108what, fit and fuckable?
>>203758123i'd give you one
>>203758134rattled. trying being more original next time you boring gimp
>>203758068>>203758124she always looked like that one wojak
our ali
>>203758152
Might treat myself to a biccy
>>203758068>Emily Atack is dating nuclear scientist Dr Alistair Garner and the pair have reportedly set up home together as they prepare for the baby's arrival ngl he looks like a man that likes sucking on big tits
>>203758258Looks like he hunts wooly mammoths
>>203758290yeah bet he likes a bit of fur hahaget it?hairy minge haha!
>>203758258she's midugly facethe guy is a neanderthal chad
SCREAMINGhttps://x.com/Glinner/status/1849087185728819315
>>203758337he's done him (male)
>>203758333I think her being cast as Charlotte was a deliberate joke about British men hyping up ugly munters.
did you know that your nips are the same colour as your lips ? just leaned that from the dasha n the latest ep of redscare pod. she's such a horny nympho. bet she would lez it up dead easy
>>203758373
>>203758410Twat
>>203758405but that's wrong
>>203758163nope just find that shit hilariousenjoy your screenshotting you melon lmao
tiktok is using the word foreshadowing WRONG
KOREAN SPICY GARLIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2cHorvO8lY
