Alison Watt edition
need janny to put an end to this
Finn schizo is clearly losing steam and I find that really sad honestly
need yanks out
If I leave /brit/ will die. Nobody will ever post on /brit/ again
>>203774051die of happiness maybe
>>203774038*puts arm around you* You big lug, you know you love us.
>>203774061That's not possible
>>203774066why don't you try it and find out for certain
might have a cheeky nap
don't care for the way janny chooses to arbitrarily enforce the rules at certain times and not do so at othersthink it's shit
find it funny how every American that posts in /brit/ picks up some British mannerisms lol "Don't care for" no American says this Honestly though if I could become British I would, they are culturally superior to us simple as
alright time for bed
>>203774155that is how I speak irl because my family is english and I was born in london and moved here when I was a childyou stupid fuck
could we make it snappy with the posts, haven't got all day
wish i was a 10 year old playing skyrim again lads
>>203774180Do you live in America? Then you are an American
>>203774201the point is I didn't pick it up from /brit/why are you so retarded
morning brits and aussies
>>203774226
>>203774196
you could fly to Rio today if you wanted britfags leave your cold and rainy island for a tropical paradise
>>203774331More of this>>203774315Less of this
just learned that GeoGuesser is an e-sport
Imagine if there were such a thing as Major League Shagging. >Nelson out 3 weeks due to sprained nob>Willington diagnosed with fanny contusion, to miss time>Edwards to face suspension after third straight premature ejaculation
Really enjoy Academic Agent and Russell WalterBest video essayists on youtube bar none
>>203774378your mother is an e-sport
The African descended population in the Caribbean has the highest incidence in the world of chronic diseases in the forms of hypertension and type two diabetes. This pandemic is the direct result of the nutritional experience, physical and emotional brutality, and overall stress profiles associated with slavery, genocide, and apartheid.
british food is most disgusting of world
What's with fitness dudes and plain chickenThere aren't any calories in herbs and spices
>>203774558Your posts have the highest incidence of boredom in the world
>>203774570>fried egg, black pudding and toastthe feminine japanese male can't comprehend such a peng manly scran
>>203774580Think they enjoy the "food is just fuel" mindset and don't care about how things taste, just the macros. Sounds bleak to me
>>203774570
>news report of 10 children killed somewhere Tragic, but not particularly emotional>Local missing poster for a ferret called Nibbles I will not know peace until that ferret is safe
waited two days to cum and it was really dissapointing, barely felt anything
>new anti-spam measureswossat?
>>20377490315 minute timer before a first post. It's destroying the good art of cheeky phoneposting
>>203774962wait do people use their phones to browse the internet?
lovely day to be woken up by the gentle whir of power tools being used at the building site across the road. 06:30 really is optimal work time innit lads?
>>203774580"fitness dudes" are a lot of times on steroids and chicken is the cheapest and most accessible protein source that isn't filled with fat, cholestrol or anything that will spike their drug induced grim blood pressure situationit's either that or dumb kids following influencers who eat that way not realizing why
>>203774979when they're out and about, yeah
>>203775006in public!?
at the doctor the other day and it was this youngish mousey woman, she kind of looked like jane adams, wonder if she's a femcel
>>203775009love a little shitpost while on the bus
almost got into a car accident earlier by being a retard, ever have that happen and hope whoever's behind you doesn't follow you for too long because you can feel the rage directed at you?
alri lads
>>203773988I wouldn't want to go on a cruise ship because of norovirus
>>203775086why this lil nigga so flat? it's like tom finally got back at jerry and hit him with a frying pan
one of the stupidest things i've done is swerve in front of a full sized semi because i didnt want to miss a highway exiti was relatively new to driving and really didn't want to have to navigate if i missed itin an alternate universe i would have been dead, and /brit/ would have one less yank poster (a true tragedy)
>>203775075i dont like people following behind me in any circumstances. Why are they going to the same area as me and why are they so insistent on being one car length behind?
>>203775086>>203775125>>203775126WHY THE FUCK IS BRIT SO SLOW !!!
>>203775152schizos killed it and the anti-spam measures aren't helping
>>203775152half past 7 innit?
>>203774547>>203774547>>203774547
Women cannot be incels (maybe lesbians can?), given that any woman can have sex if she REALLY wants to, but are rather "insils", involuntarily single
>>203775176seething in singapore
>british tv>6 episodes to a "series">yank tv>22 episodes to a seasonwhy do they do this?also i think 8-10 is the sweet spot
>>203775189I know autistic women who have never had sex it is because they are afraid of intimacy and hate being touched by another human being
>>203775203Don't know
Oh no the anti-spam measures Anyway
still in bedlazy thursday
>>203775220not a flex to give money to Hiro
>>203775213Well then they're voluntarily celibate then aren't they, they don't want to be touched
>>203775086this nigga deflated
i think some aspects of phrenology have a valid place in modern medicine
>>203775274doctor are you yeah?
>>203775203japs do 131 a week, 4 seasons a year
just witnessed a post with not one but two cuck stamps
>>203775237Oh yeah well*Selects verification button*I think you'll find*First image is fucked, presses it again*That having a pass*Wiggles the slider around*Is rather convenient *Gets verification wrong*FUCK
>>203775279...yh
>>203775075kek yes, I'm a bit of a spacker behind the wheel
>>203775245no it's involuntary because it's as a result of a condition (autism) that they can't do anything about
>>203775203>also i think 8-10 is the sweet spot
>>203775111you really shouldn't say things like this
need a shit. needed it last night before bed too so that mf is stewing
thanks mum
>>203775302This calls into question the definition of voluntary vs. Involuntarily If we define voluntary as "having the physical capability to do so, but choosing not to", then even mental illness is a difficulty rather than removing the capability.
>>203775371probably made him feel worse
>>203775371>female logic
>>203775381volcel = aces and don't caresincels = too much of a retard to not be in charge of one's own faculties, or legitimately hideouspeople with shitty personalities (most incels) are actually just volcels, since that's something you can change
Finally finished my new CVGoing to send it out to a few AI companies on LinkedIn
>>203775371sensitive young man: thanks mumincel: shut up mum
egg ulro no no no no no no I can't stop now bye-bye stop stop stop how wonderful way to live stop stop why are you so silly all the time like that why why why you do that you don't want to listen to me when I'm giggling and talking so soft like that you can hear me still and I'm so quiet like that you are so funny like that too
gargling lemsip
>>203775203True but your best ever TV show only has 26 episodes that last 20-30 minutes each.
Thinking about the Khwarazmian Empire
>>203773988good edition
>>2037754949 years at Sainsburys and you can only muster up 3 lines?
>>2037755803 lines what?
>>203775203yanks think bigger (more) is always better but who the fuck is watching modern family after 250 episodes. couldn't finish 1 season
>>203775566alri mr. inbetween enjoyer
>>203775586your employment history at Sainsburys consists of three lines of text. Bit bare innit?
>>203775622Fuck off
>>203775607More is often better thoughever If you don't like later seasons you can just stop watching
suits was a fun show
A warm hello to the Australians, lads, shaggers, misfits, gooses, pub-goers and non-pub goers alike who make up /brit/
>>203775648Well he's not wrongRecruiters want to see examples of achievements, not "I can communicate and work with people"
>>203775607bet you still watch the simpsons
imagine the thickest person you knowthe average person is thicker than that
>>203775648harsh. The lad was giving some good constructive criticism
>>203775705are you taking the piss nobody here watches the simpsons, haven't watched in at least 15 years
if u wanna make a world a betta place you gotta looka urself an then make achangnanana nanana
>>203775728Phwoar that sounds th-th-thick
>>203775728the thickest person i know might be well below average intelligence, so the average person would not be thicker then them
I SAID:A warm hello to the Australians, lads, shaggers, misfits, gooses, pub-goers and non-pub goers alike who make up /brit/
>>203775775>non-pub goersjust let anybody in here, do you?
>>203775774then you are the thick one
good morning you gay incel retard freaks
>>203775751stained glass window on her leg
Athlete, strongman, and world class breeder of birds Geoff Capes, posing with a budgie (1983)
reckon i could dispatch any one of you handily
gwan lad get it down ya
>>203775785non-pub goers is my way of saying yanks
>>203775843hes got the swollen hands again
Don't forget to wish me happy birthday on Saturday lads x
>>203775843he had a great outfit in his Sydney tour, his sunnies (sunglasses) got a lot of media buzz
>>203775843would love for them both to die
>>203775871happy birthday for Saturday, hope you have a great one (telling you now as we may not cross paths in /brit/ on the day you see)
>>203775875he rarely wears sunglasses in englandit's never sunny you see
saving up for this
>>203775891ah yes also love love LOVE “you see” posting
>>203775897You tried derma-rolling and minoxidil?
>>203775887>happy birthdayit's on saturday, you ANTIPODEAN DUNCE
>>203775897whose hair?
from australia's perspective we're the antipodes
>>203775925why this big nigga being so dramaticjust surface nice and slow
>>203775959closest antipodes to the east coast of australia are the azores albeit
Would you rather be Alpha or Sigma?
Eva lovia is now working for the American election
>>203775976>nice and slowYou in three words
got heckled by a drunk/drugged bloke on a bike. Reckon he'll be up to some mischief this morning
>>203775952i only know theil and mishima who are the others
Brit bro...
>>203776004what did he say
>>203776004Oh fuck up clean shirt
lads?
>>203775934you absolute fucking goose mate you’re a goose
>>203776013I prefer milfs
>>203776011The one on the bottom is Robert Downey Jr
>>203775995ahahahah
might see The Substance this weekendwant to see margaret qualleys bobis
>>203775995you called him nice? thats not a insultlooks like you done yourself
speaking of milfs gen alpha’s gonna have a smorgasbord of lonely millennial women just begging for a crumb of a attention in the coming decade
>>203776017I was drinking a monster and he slurringly said "are you getting on it as well? good lad glasses"
>>203776011you dont know the letter A
>>203776066they're prosthetics. you can tell because the nips are a different colour from her lips and she clearly has tiny boobs irl
>>203776066nonexistent
>>203776066looks trans
>>203776017UUGH UUGH UUGH
this is my world today
if ever there was a genuine use case for de aging technology or colin farrel/penguin prosthetics in cinema then it's for demo moore to play her younger self . the fact that they didn't even use it here shows how shit it really is and how it's only used as a marketing gimmick to put leia back in star wars
>>203776091really
>>203776068aussies always speak in riddles, they mean the opposite of what they say
>>203776105You will be lustful of mannish hags
mad how mishima was a pathetic failure whose life ended in disgrace whilst the jap coms were literally overthrowing governments
>>203776066one very horny sex sex sex erotic dancing scene in it
any lads partake in the peng gay porn
mad how a leotard unbuttons at the fanny
>>203776069A Smörgåsbord as it were
feel exceptionally shit today
>>203776192Russian moment
>>203776181where else would they unbottom? at the arsehole? yeah bet you'd like that gayboy
average british manvery ugly
okay so gf came home from work yesterday and had a nap on my lap as i massaged her and stuff and then she let me kiss her and then we shagged on the sofa and i came in her. we went to the pub after and she was being very touchy feely all night after. she kept occasionally bringing up the fact that we aren’t together anymore and shouldn’t be pretending to be normal not sure what her goal is and it’s driving me fucking crazy
when I drank coffee I was tired until I drank coffee then tired a couple of hours after but since giving up coffee I'm not tired at all
>>203776145he was a manlet poof
The 27-year-old suffered serious injuries in an attack at Bescot Stadium station, near Walsall, West Midlands, on Sunday evening.She was taken to hospital but has since died from her injuries, British Transport Police (BTP) said.Deng Cholmajek, 18, of Bescot Crescent, Walsall, appeared at Walsall Magistrates’ Court charged with attempted murder on Tuesday, prior to the woman’s death.ffs lads why cant these wacky migrants just stay inside their hotels without killing people
going to work now
>>203776214she's already decided it's over but you're giving her what she wants (some residual intimacy) while she looks for someone new. sad reality is that you need to have a clean break because she's leading you on and you'll be the one who gets hurt
got the pearl jam on
>>203776254Need them all fucking off back to their own country
was up until 3am. just woke up due to a pee dream (didnt actually piss myself). tempted to go back to sleep for a few more hours but im next working sunday morning at 7am and will need to train myself for waking early.odds i stay awake to help resetevens i get another hour or two kipdubs i stay awake now but nap for a bit laterr
>>203776325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvjwMLLdlqc
mornings getting colder and darker
>>203776254queer starmer can release him in 2 years to make space for some english protester that shouted too loud
>>203776426Meanwhile yer ma's partners are getting hotter and darker heheheheh
>>203776359clocks go back sunday anyway
>>203776325alri jeremy
>>203776445yeah but ill still need to be at 6ish so even with the extra hour sleep im not ready for it
>>203776445Go back where?
Any disgusting vile evil ugly freak goblin of a man in?
bit rude of alarmberg to wake me during a dream
>>203776476Bavk to their own country. We want clocks out out out
>>203776254leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>203776479i'm a slimy fat goblin of a man
>>203776486always the way
Uh
Hmmm
rate the attire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h62gTFDXlMSeems to finally be at his breaking pointGuy gets austin powers'd by the IDF and CNN turns it into concern for the soldier's mental welbeing
Successfully ruined my morning by playing online scrabble and once again getting trounced Explain to me how fa, ug and re are allowed as words??
>>203776681>the smiths good lad
have to eat something soon. Dinner for breakfast i reckon
>>203776711yeah go for it mate
>>203776696you're a fa-ug
Time to start looking for a new job. Not having this 3 day a week in the office where you're sat in virtual meetings all day and sat with people not even on your team. Retarded to say the least
system down at toil so no toil for me de lads
>>203776782system of a down
>>203776762Seethe on
>>203776552>burgers have a straight choice between YO I BEEN ON DEM STREETS GURLLLLL and Toilet Bog ShartMight actually be more grim than our choice was
>>203776821i will thanks x
>>203776830What was our choice?Brushed Aluminium Cyberprick vs Paki Slimeball
>>203776762> 3 day a week in the officedon't blame you, had to work in the office he other week because my internet at home was down and fucking hell was I reminded how pointless and shit the office is. Then there was the 40min drive backfuck office working, toilberg only forces people in because they get off on having the power to summon people to a particular place.
>>203776864Seethe on
>>203776892you seethe on you little NEET prick
seething on
only have to go into the office for occasional meetings when clients fancy a change from virtual but hasn't been more than twice a year thankfully. went in a couple of times just to generally work and it felt soul crushing compared to wfh toil
WFH was a huge doss and everyone knows it>b-but people doss at the office tooNot as much, quite simpleSeethe on
>>203776958You sound upset
lots of seethe this morning
thought there was a drunk man outside going "URGHHH URGHHH" but it appears he's been struck by a car
the cronems arrive
>>203776977I have a full-time WFH job and that's not changing any time soon, just bored of people pretending WFH isn't a massive dossI've done literally fuck-all work in the past 2 weeks, so easy to fob people off and pretend to be busy when WFH
>>203777011i agree and that's why im looking to leave to go back to a WFH job. I want to doss around all day
>>203777011girl that sounds like a YOU problem
rorke the typa nigga to say coke tastes better in a glass bottle
>>203777029cope on
I have an interview coming up for a wfh role and I really want it, wfh sounds like such a good lifestyle
>>203777078its great if you just sort of want to rot away like a neet but get paid for the pleasure
>>203777091or maybe he isn't a pathetic billy-no-mates loser with zero hobbies so he leaves his home occasionally.
Thinking about girl poos and girl wees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm8DRUgmjZc
>>203777109I am actually I just want to save money and time, and have the comfort of working in my own home.
>>203777091what? and you don't rot away in some awful corporate office?
>>203777078careful, once you experience the wfh lifestyle you'll never consider an office role again
>>203777170its far superior to suffering in a shitty office with mongs
WFH has being the greatest revolution for workers rights since the 40 hour work week
been on 4stats alot this morning very interesting stuff I'm seeing on there interesting to me
>>203777237Has been*Voice to text making me look like an IDIOT again
humped the mattress until i came in my pants
I'm only pooman, after allI'm only pooman, after allDon't but the BAME on me
hallucinating a poo
get the vapes bannedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7n3zyp114o
>>203777319Image board not a linkboard
absolutely no downside to wfh but of course 4chan takes the most retarded position against their own interest as usual
>>203777203No
so full of poo i feel like im about to explode like the fat bloke in the restaurant from monty python
>>203777109Your career is important, anonIt's actually far more important than your hobbies or your current set of friendsGet a clue, quick
>>203777419fuck off toilberg
fucj this timer
>>203777413Why are you seething so hard?
>>203777434nooooo! nooo life is just about hobbies!!!I'M GONNA HOOOOOBBBB
>>203777466Are you ok mate Have a cup of tea
just fed the pigeons :)
>>203777479good lad
>>203777479What do you and me have in common? We both toss seed on the birdsHeheheheh
you should not have "hobbies" like you're some sort of overgrown childyou should have one hobby so you can become proper good at itmaybe when you're retired you can pick up another one
>>203777524hehehe
tea hobbyTEA HOBBY TEA HOBBY TEA HOBBY TEA HOBBY TEA HOBBY
You should lift weights. Pump iron. Fuck art hoes. Buy cigars. Be bald
>>203777528oh my god shut up you little paedophile
your hobbies should improve you in some way. gym, playing an instrument, bouldering are acceptable hobbies. playing video games is for children
>>203777559ew smelly
>>203777528complete utter shite
>>203777566Yes bro. Stay on your mission. Get focused. Stack those dollars. Be bald where your absent dad could never be bald before.
>>203777528>>203777566bad advice
used to wonder why people celebrated after getting a job but then I ran out of money and that's when I realised why
>>203777566no one cares about your opinions
everything people ate before the mid 20th century was organic but now you have to pay a premium to eat as healthily as a victorian peasant
think I'll get a nice pipe tho and whichever tobacco it was that the hobbits smoked in the lord of rings films and smoke it in my garden
HaGot an electron
>>203777599errrrr NO you evil fucking racist chud they all died at 30 no one was EVER happy before the year 2000
if trump wins in the us election i'll shit myself
>>203775986She's confused
deez peeple are fooked in de head fooked in de head fooked in de head
gooning outlawed
big fan of
>>203777613>lord of rings films>filmsLord of the Rings is a novel, not a film.
lots of pedantic twats in this morning
>>203777599>now you have to pay a premium to eat as healthily as a victorian peasantNot true at all now though is it?I think you overestimate the range, cost, and quality of food available to the average 1800s citizen of the British Isles
>>203777721it's a film i've seen it you fool
>>203777589>>203777573>>203777563Grow up
>>203777763into what? a creepy toad man like you?noI will not
eating poo
bouldering is the new man-bun
>>203777778enjoyed this yank post
might incorporate the word nigga into my parlance
you must follow the toad man's rules to optimise your free time
love anime
aaaaaaaaaaargh
i'm a warty old toad
elect toad man to the us senatetoad man for prime minister
Jamal Ginsberg
Having ego death from a beer
Poobumwank
>>203777864foy
watching a documentary about ted bundyseems like a bit of a nobhead
>>203777882sounds like a real jerk
>>203777864ahahaha >>203777879baffling response
ted bumdy
personally surprised that this edition is still going stepped away a while ago and thought surely a new would have taken the reigns by this time
actuallyI am a toad manI'm toad of toad hall¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>203777914Was just saying this down at the pub
>>203777928GOOD lad
>>203777893a yank stereotype is that we can't drink as much alcohol as europeans (or australians)having ego death from a single beer would certainly make you a lightweight
>>203777935oh self-deprecating, I can dig it
love geckos lol look at his little face
>>203777966what a cheery fella
grr poo aha
a new is now - theoretically of course - imminent
oh help>>203777980>>203777980>>203777980
It appears as if I was correct
Got a roadmap setup to learn the fundamentals of DevSecOps. See if I can use that and leverage my already techy sounding job title to land me a decent cyber security job at some point next year
