hello

OK I read it just because I discounted the article from it's title
>>203774653
Cute!

Everything hurts

>>203774700
exercise? injury? what's going on

>>203774700
are you okay

>>203774700
:(
Would you like a lucozade?

>>203774700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7aHDm5dxhs

dont go to sleep you must keep scrolling youre gonna see something funny real soon i promise

You like jazz?

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>>203774719
Sore from exercise. Especially traps and the rest of the upper back
>>203774731
I will be after my postworkout shake
Pic related

>>203774699
>How would I know?
That's what I am trying to explain. If you created a logical identity for this Adam and Eve, you can generalize numerical boost that this forbidden fruit is required to give to counteract said incest.

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>>203774787

>>203774804
dude your head is tiny
but take an epsom salt bath i always recommend this to anyone even if you're not in physical pain it works on emotional pain too it just feels so good

>>203774804
Where did you get this picture of me

Will go to sleep now having remembered that gfs can express happy emotions and excitement in gratitude amounts when they're alone
And that means there IS happiness in the world, right around the corner and in the posts throughout this thread. People are happy
Still though if you aren't having a good time here then you do have the power to leave

>>203774869
I look like this and do this

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>>203774869

>>203774831
NTA but i never take baths cause im too big for the tub

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Man,
Free thinker!
>>203774877
Natu cat
Natu cat

>>203774878
have you tried eating a salad, you obese warehouse of lard

>>203774878
you should get a bigger tub
is it because you're tall?

>>203774599
>2. Recognize that from that story, the only conclusion is that we would all be incestbabies.
Don't want to be "that guy" but technically we are all incest babies from a secular and scientific understand.
The number of humans you would need for everyone to be descended from completely genetically unrelated ancestors even only as recent as Roman times would be ludicrously astronomical.
Family lineages split and converge constantly, and there's not enough people for every family to continuously diverge from each other forever and ever.

>fitting in the tub
niggas out here 12yrs old

>canadians cant bend their legs

>>203774908
not very nice taking a bath in the fetal position with half your body cold and out of the water

>>203774891
yeah im too tall, sadly our house was built in the 50s and has tiny bathrooms so we cant really get a bigger one without serious renovations to the overall layout of rooms.

>>203774831
I don't have a tub. Wish i could try an epsom soak

Hate tubs with a passion, walk in showers with a nice tiled floor is so much better.

niggas be like
"this porcelain and hot water too spicy"

>>203774943
My mom core

What are some good antifungal soaps?

>>203774956
Loira de olho azul >>>> qualquer outro tipo de Frau
Frau Germânica

>>203774968
Sabão feito de gordura de judeu

>>203774968
How bad is the fungus? Sulfur soap feels really nice and has antifungal properties.

>>203774945
porque no los dos
>>203774929
that's sad it's not like men have gotten much taller since the 50s that doesn't really make sense but i get it a cramped bath would suck
>>203774968
anything with ketoconazole in it if you seriously have a fungal thing going on also go to a dermatologist if it's like folliculitus (this ruined my summer in 2018)

gonna hit the hay

>>203775000
the house in general is horribly designed, tiny bathrooms, tiny kitchen, weird electrical/plumbing. have no clue why my dad bought it back in the day when he couldve bought something much less shitty in a different neighborhood for the same price.

>>203775070
old houses tend to be that way
the whole concept of having a walk in closet and a lot of closet space was pretty much completely alien to our grandparents because they had like, a few sets of work clothes some loungewear and their sunday church clothes and thats it. maybe 2-3 pairs of shoes

another wikipedia article
another spotify song
another 18 minute youtube video, or rather the first 3 minutes of it

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Jealous?

>>203775070
My mom inherited a house from her great grandparents and it's the dumbest layout I've ever seen. Built in 70 or 71 can't remember exactly. The fireplace is massive and takes up a huge chunk of the family room, and it's also useless. If you have it on for an hour the carbon monoxide detector goes off.

>>203775103
if she's so rich why is she rocking an iphone 3gs

the most important thing in a house is a big living room on the ground floor with lots of windows

>>203775110
As in 1870? I cant believe that. My college campus had one building from 1870 and it had multiple rounds of modernization and it was still a creaky dump

>>203775119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countersignaling

>>203775149
No 1970

>>203775095
>>203775110
yeah none of them are built for the modern lifestyle it's pretty shit init. this isnt to say i prefer mcmansions i detest those just as much but at least they have all the right shit on the inside of em.

>>203775161
it was a joke i don't think it's even possible to use an iphone 3gs anymore that came out almost 20 years ago

>>203775165
Damn dude my great great grandparents died in like the 40s

>>203775131
Ideally it should have big glass sliding doors. Sometimes I like to just sit on my couch at night with all the lights on and a blindfold and earplugs

>great great grandparents died in the 1970s
Does your family always do teenage pregnancies or something

>>203775209
They were 2nd owners of the house. First owners only had it for a year or two. My mom also had me a few weeks from turning 38 and her mom had her at 18 so my great grandparents were really young relative to her.

>>203775209
>>203775261
Oh sorry fucked that up, they were MY great great grandparents, her grandparents

>>203775286
great* grandparents goddammit fucked that up again

>>203775131
nah we barely use our living room. most important by far are kitchen & master bed/bath. they're such huge quality of life improvements to have.

i'm a proud living room dweller
i sit on the couch and watch tv with my laptop like a true american

>>203775341
once i start something i can't stop so this took awhile but we saw it through

>>203775286
>>203775308
zamn

>new tiktok porn bypass method
>upload porn
>put the first frame as something else
>don't let it autoplay
>tiktok shows the something else in searches
>watch porn clips
The internet is fucking hilarious.

>>203775341
this but they spell the n word

>>203775261
Also yeah, my mom was an accidental pregnancy from a one night stand.
My grandma was a goody two shoes girl who never did anything wrong, and my grandfather was a tough bad boy she met at a bar.

>>203775413
erm goody two shoes girls don’t meet guys at bars, especially in those days

>>203775413
>accidental pregnancy from a one night stand
>goody two shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8

i don't like it, i'm not good at it, i don't wanna be here

>>203775467
What the hell is that video? They’re all unlike the others in some respect, but then they appear to prioritize the colour difference?

>>203775519
It's Sesame Street. The show is for 3 to 5 year olds.

>>203775433
>>203775467
They do, just reveals to you true female nature. The nice church girl gets wet thinking about a criminal with tattoos.
My mom had an awful childhood. Her parents got married as was expected those days from a pregnancy. My grandfather beat the ever living shit out of her brothers and she remembers them screaming. He only ever hit her once though, since she was a girl. Mom didn't know how to take care of her when she was an infant. Gave her solid food too soon and she nearly died. Got permanent brain damage from that. My grandma was a complete control freak who treated her family like shit, but acted like a saint to total strangers to keep up appearances.
My mom also told me he admitted to her towards the end of his life he used to fight kids for fun after school during high school and he accidently beat a kid to death once. Police came and questioned him about it, but he said he knew nothing and never heard from them again.
He was also huge anti-semite and Hitler fan even though he was from a Polish immigrant family.

>>203775433
Yeah it blew my mind to learn that bars werent a place people went to find dates until the 70s. And the first singles bar that started it all was the original TGI fridays in new york.

Tgi fridays started out as a hot manhattan bar that american psycho types would try to get into

>>203775546
Her mom*

>>203775547
>Tgi fridays started out as a hot manhattan bar that american psycho types would try to get into
LOL

Fuck it im gonna go read some "i drive" greentexts from like 2013. Its time to go back boys

Need one of you little qts to massage my back

>>203775546
She wasn't a goodie two shoes. She was a slut without opportunity. There's a difference. There are fast life strategy males & females and long life strategy males & females.
Your grandma was a fast life strategy female, without the ability to express it.
She's not a goodie two shoes. She's a slut.

>>203775596
She had never done anything wreckless in her life before that. At least according to my Mom. When her parents found out they were obviously furious. Called her a whore, slut, and all that. She always had perfect grades and attendance in school.

>>203775341
why doesn't it say nigger

>>203775612
>At least according to my Mom
Key phrase.

>>203775546
Also I inherited fucked up mentally ill genes from my Mom's side of the family. Only instead of making me a tough bad boy psycho like my Grandfather it just turned me into an anxious autistic pussy instead.

Peepee in your butt

>>203774653
cringe picture.

I don't get why men are so shocked by women lusting after shitty men and having casual sex. Men do the same thing (but with women)

Never respond to me again, racist chud.

>>203775794
nigger

>>203775779
real
>>203775789
you're cringe

that's it, i'm gonna goon
i didn't want to, but you guys have forced my hand

Yah this thread is cringe. Goodnight.

>>203775792
They don't though. There's no lusting after "bad girls". A bad girl has a off putting masculine personality and is probably a drug addict or alcoholic. Not very appealing.

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piccolissima

>>203775839
good night

I actually like trannies because they're basically the only group of people I can compare myself to and think "at least im not like that guy"

>>203775866
i wonder what he grew up to be

>>203775869
and what if you get mogged by a tranny what then ur fucked

>>203775792
It ignores part of the population, for a more obvious part of the population. It's like saying "oh, everyone's an extrovert", because you only see extroverts at parties/bars/etc.
There's an entire part of the population that is biologically not like that, and never will be, regardless of opportunities offered.

>>203775906
I don't think that actually happens, the trannies i see are all so fucked up its crazy

>>203775884
Everyone grows up to be the same thing. Dead

4th ejaculation in 24 hours
this was the best one yet, had to really work for it

Im at the point where i forget what I jerked off to as fast as I forget my dreams

>>203776007
what about eternal jellyfish

probably gonna make some stir fry type of shit for lunch tomorrow

>>203776040
I have this reoccurring dream where I have my own place but I forget where it is. Such cases

>>203776086
exterminated in the heat death of the universe

Hate how immature and childish Americans are. Not in an enduring imaginative or innocent way either. Just really immature about everything. Can't have a serious conversation about anything in this country.

>>203776153
yeah ok faggot

>>203776096
im doing spaghetti and garlic bread nice and low effort and probably a caesar salad too
>>203776125
what’s left after the heat death of the universe won’t the whole thing start over again cause that’s how the universe was in the beginning and the cycle will restart

>>203776153
People don't take you seriously because you quickly reveal how stupid you are, and they realize it's a waste of time to have a serious discussion

>>203776153
gay loser

>>203776153
people are afraid of genuinely caring about things now because it’s cringe or something

>>203776153
“Americans can always be trusted to do the right thing, once all other possibilities have been exhausted.”

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i look like this

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whats the right thing to do in this situation

>>203776327
uhhh

>>203776350
Whats wrong with dressing like a toddler

>>203776383
It's being a lazy slob that doesn't put any effort in your appearance.

>>203776397
What if they just think thats what looks cool?

>>203776407
Than they're low iq and trashy.

>>203776424
Then why do smart nerds dress so stupid

>than
>calling others low iq

>>203776442
Because they're autistic

>>203776153
find better company
it's a big country, it's your fault if you only associate with losers

business idea: tiny robots that brush your hair throughout the day so you don't get tangles

>>203776456
That number of people is infinitesimally small, and doesn't make up for having to deal with wider society which is the product of the average American.

>>203776428
The funny part of the original comic, is that only 1/3 of people have an inner monologue. So literally 2/3s of people won't be thinking of anything.

Cant wait to get home and throw some plastic zip ties, rope, duct tape, crowbar, and amazon basics shovel in the trunk of my nissan altima and get this night started if you know what i mean!

had been a while since i've came by rubbing myself against the mattress

>>203776512
Wow thats hilarious

>>203776453
I don't think they're all autistic. The fact that our sense of style has changed so much over time makes it seem like the idea of what looks good is kinda arbitrary

>>203776530
no i don't know what you mean can you elaborate

>>203776554
True the standards of dress have gone way down from what they were everywhere. But if you've been to Europe you'll notice how much better people dress for just casual outings.

business idea: give free hair tangling robots to everyone that enters your store (you don't have to disclose it to them because they signed a 9 page long consent form they didn't read) and then flood their address and email address with daily coupons for hair untangling robots at 200% markup (as opposed to the usual 300% markup(you know where they live because you harvested their address from the consent form))

>>203776609
lmfao
you just know this guy got a business degree

>>203776571
Do you think we should bring back powdered wigs

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I want my brutalist mcdonalds

>>203776645
No, but people could stop wearing sweatpants, tennis shoes, and t-shirts so much.

>>203776648
if you see the other side of this picture hes sucking a bbc dildo

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good night

business idea: harvest the dem's tears in nov, it should be enough water to put out the forest fires for the entire term.

>>203776824
Ur not american

>>203776852
aren't they going to have an election soon too?

>>203776871
no

>>203776898
you're not canadian

>>203776871
The latest it could possibly occur is a little over a year from now, but they can be called at any time, unlike the fixed dates in the U.S.

>>203776871
Any time between now and Oct 2025. Depending on what happens in Parliament. There's rumours that it might happen before 2024 ends, because Parliament has grinded to a halt, because they're dealing with Motions of Privilege(they supersede all other things that the primary party wants to do). There's currently a backlog of 1-2 more, after they resolve the current one that's been going for 2.5 weeks now.
I wouldn't expect one until the spring though(after Singh qualifies for his pension, since his seat could be lost), but I'm hopeful that we have one this year.

I'm addicted to merely listening to music because of methamphetamine.

learned today that there's a canadian version of the office, and it's called 'la job'

Briana Chickenfry you will never be famous

>>203777032
Your mom gave me ‘la job’ IYKWIM

Your mom called my early erection IYKWIM

h

Hate waking up in the middle of the night

Good morning. It is with pleasure that I inform you of my wife's intentions to sit on my face wearing her business clothes after work today. I will be receiving an uninterested handjob while this is happening.

>>203778831
Very based.
I will be you in 5-7 years, hopefully

only got one in connections again

>>203780131
It's a hard game

I want to behead myself instead of staying here

I did the mistake of letting a homeless woman getting close to me last night after I was walking back home. Initially she approached me trying to give some sort of leftover a disgusting looking piece of chicken, then she wanted to trade some change for 1$ but then when I was looking for it, she spotted my few 5$ bills I had in my wallet, she strangely she suddenly she need 20/25$ for a burger or something like it. I ended up giving it to her so she would leave me alone to fuck off..

good morning sirs

>>203780893
lol you got hustled like a bitch

was late this morming literally running to class with a piece of toast in my mouth like an anime character

good morning sirs

Walking doggo

>>203782699
pay attention to doggo and not ur phone what a bad pupperdad you are to your furbaby

>>203782779
Not many cars or hazards here

wake up

fall asleep

Gimme your best argument why climate change isnt real but why its a good thing if it was

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFw5japDG2U

Losing a good amount of weight. Haven't been at this level since March

>>203783305
Climate change is real. Climate is always changing. It varies with the centuries.
If Climate Change(tm) is real and as dire as globohomo claims then billions will die and that is based because billions must die.

>>203783839
whats your poundage big bro

>>203783877
154 rn. Close to normal.

>>203783950
wew lad, how short are you?

>>203784098
A few inches below average, like 5'6 or so.

>>203784138
are you Latino or something? Kinda grim

hello

>>203784332
salut

good morning /cum/moids

>>203784149
No, white. It's not grim - it's not like my growth is stunted or girls never hit on me.

>>203784347
how's it going bud?

>>203784358
morning bud

is this the anthem of cum? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u00ts7tDYQ

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>>203784360
do you mostly pursue womanlets?

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>>203784362
It's great, I love waiting 15 minutes to post. Hbu?

>>203784547
doing okay

Business idea: french fries and mayonnaise as a pizza topping

>>203784564
seems like something Eastern/Central Europeans or thirdies have already done

Gm /cum/mers

howdy shartians? Having a good true american shartly shart lately?

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>>203784553
is it still hot where you live? cold here again

>>203784495
Most women are shorter than me to begin with.

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>>203784667
yeah so you get the original version

Strange dream indeed i was back at catholic school going to church and they paid some scam group to give a seminar and was about to skip out to go to the arcade and play one of those diving games instead
How did you sleep anons?

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>>203784641
it is pretty hot but getting colder

business idea: mapcel but with US presidents

business idea: women pay me for sex

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE /CUM/ZONE

MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION WILL BEGIN IN 10 MINUTES. PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR NEAREST CANADIAN

GLORY TO /CUM/

>>203784564
swedes already put french fries on pizza

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Blackpipo are very funny unintentionally

>>203785145
they cant help themselves

>>203784782
i had a weird dream as well. One wherein I was with a group of friends and we stumbled across this weird looking organism. We got hold of it and put it in a glass jar. As we were hiking, we came across a village and decided to stay spend the night and later on saw our jar was stolen which turned this guy into some flesh eating abomination. As soon as he bit the others, they got infected as well. We somehow found a safe house and when dawn broke, we saw the armed force drop in and disappear. At the end, it was just the 2 of us and we saw a rope was dropped down for us. Just as we were about to run towards the rope, we saw another one of those crazy ones. We got hold of the rope in the nick of time and my dream ended.

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Leaving Ontario next year for another province.

What has been your experiences with other provinces? I'm considering all of them except BC and the territories. Too expensive here and too many jeets.

>>203785214
X files episode ahh dream>>203785184

>>203785274
>Too expensive here and too many jeets.
This is a problem in every province now. Even Montreal is like 15% Jeets and Arabs. Halifax is very grim as well. You have to live in a small town without a college before you start to see low numbers of jeets. Don't even think about Alberta either

>>203785431
What the fuck is going on? Residency fraud and degree mills?

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>>203785608
>Residency fraud and degree mills?
yes, but the main point is in 2022 our retarded PM let in over 1 million people to make our economy seem like it wasn't in recession. Proportional to our population this was like 35 million Mexicans came in one year to America. This is unironically one of the largest population movements in human history in peacetime. Canada had the fastest growing population in the world except for a few African countries with +6.0 birth rates. It's truely insanse what happens here

>>203785731
How do you use it

>>203785731
yellow pig with no eyes

>Between 12 and 15 is average. Celebrities often score closer to 18. Narcissists score over 20.
>celebrities score closer to 18
I think the first step to being successful is to be fucked up in the head. I suppose it probably doesn't help that if someone was successful and not fucked up, you probably wouldn't notice them to know different.

American gen alpha is legit doomed

>>203785833
if you weren't narcissistic or egotistical in general you probably would never pursue being a movie star or celebrity musician

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>>203785731
my most used emoji

>>203785907
>majority non-white
>projected to be smaller than Gen Z, much smaller than Millennials so they will always be weak politically
>grew up staring at iPads for 8 hours every day
>parents are Millennials or very young Zoomers, guaranteeing bad parenting
ngmi

>>203786008
We need to bring back computer class because those little goblinos can’t even use a keyboard

Millennials and late gen X are proving to be the worst parents
Kids born after 9/11 seem to be legitimately retarded now

>>203785749
What the ever loving fuck.

>>203786008
>weak politically
Good

We need a miracle to save the world
Children are retarded now

>>203786043
at my job we have summer students and a co-op program for High School and University students. I have noticed a difference that they always drag and drop everything instead of right clicking or ctrl+c & ctrl+v. Like if they want to put something in the search bar they always highlight it then drag it. When I showed them you could put formulas into excel sheets they were amazed you could "code" in there. Also they always call excel "Sheets" instead because of Google.

>>203786092
My cousin is a teacher and said half of her 4th grade class can’t read

I'm doing W if I'm being chalant

>>203786191
>>203786195
I’ve heard that the 1st to 2nd grade classes are slowly rebounding because zoomers are better parents but only time will tell

That’s still about 14 years of retards however

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>>203786101
btw, that 1 million isn't even the high end. Some estimates have over 1.5 million or nearly 2 million, we truly have no idea how many people are coming here legally, illegally, or overstaying their visas.
If you only knew how bad things really are...

>>203786191
My job also gets interns and I’ve also noticed that they don’t know about shortcuts at all
I’ve also noticed that if they make a typo, they’ll delete the entire sentence up to that word and rewrite the entire sentence instead of just that word
>>203786254
Early zoomers still have memories of playing outside and grew up around their iPad kid younger family members

i wanna rape you

Zoomers don’t know how to find the Program Files folder

>>203786339
Can't rape the willing

Used to be that you couldn’t rape men until those homosexual Democrat libtards changed the law

>>203786365
i wanna make love to you

>>203786308
> grew up around their iPad kid younger family members
I remember that my little brother was addicted to his phone and was starting to struggle spelling basic words, luckily he grew out of it

>>203786292
Doesn't matter, Canadians will literally vote for Trudeau again.

>>203786415
>Canadians will literally vote for Trudeau again
He's lost every demographic (including women voters) except for seniors. He has zero chance of winning and everyone knows it including him.

>>203786415
He’s another Biden
His party needs to replace him to have any chance of winning

>>203786191
>Also they always call excel "Sheets" instead because of Google.
Lol

I hope we have another Covid except this time it actually kills people
At the very LEAST I want 20% gone, preferably non-whites

>>203786473
Well, that's good to hear.
Anyways, any idea who the next president might be? Is he/she going to be even worse than him?

>>203786195
Black area?

>>203786495
I’ve had zoomers ask me where Microsoft Docs is because they didn’t know it’s Word

>>203786415
Based and true. They are reddit: the country

>>203786549
She lives in a white area but chose to commute almost an hour to teach a bunch of illiterate Mexicans actually

ordering a 'za in 30 'inutes

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>>203786524
It's going to be this fella named Poilievre. He's even married to a Latina like the memes, truly a based chud.

>>203775000
Minimal crotch itch.

>>203786495
It do be like that
>>203786554
Glad to know it's an international phenomenon

>>203786658
There’s a Leaf at my work who claims this guy is the next Adolf

I’m still made the UK Rwanda deal didn’t go through because muh human rights
Rwanda is literally the safest African country

>>203786658
he makes reporters look so fucking stupid
it's hilarious

>>203786658
>Being married to a Latina
Giwtwm

>>203786697
During the lockdown, most schools gave kids Chromebooks because they’re cheap as fuck so most kids first used Google Docs before Microsoft Office
Google brainwashed a whole generation

Tired of the anime porn ads

Ngl the illegals that I work with aren’t really that bad
But I still want all the others gone

I kinda want society to collapse. Mainly cause most blacks and browns couldn’t even fathom living on something either than grape soda and fried chicken

>>203786742
I think explaining that different OSes exist should become part of school curriculum. Plus that's like the first thing any linux for dummies book covers because it's not completely controlled by a particular company. It was also a problem when the government forced microsoft to include firefox, even though you could just download it from internet explorer or even the terminal.
>>203787150
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTL6N5KO5k

Watching tiktoks of Walshart workers and they're explaining how the ovens don't close themselves and there's an emergency shut off

>>203786195
I tutor on the side. Many zoomers and some Gen Alphas have issues with attention spans and weirdly enough fine motor issues

Making soft pretzels

>>203787433
You make my pretzel hard

>>203787318
The vast majority of Indians are genuinely 60 IQ retards

my bugatti refracts light in such a way that it is undetectable by speed cameras and lidar

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up early i have to babysit today
i will be getting a giant mega coffee that will inevitably destroy my tummy

>>203787485
Can I see it?

connections today was fucking bullshit.

>>203787396
You can thank Tik tok and short form content for that
Genuinely has been a disaster for the human race

You guys sound like boomers

>>203787396
fine motor issues are probably caused by the lack of pen and paper writing required by classrooms. i dont think cursive is necessary for society to function but it definitely helps kids learn to use their fingers more than learning to type so i support it being in classrooms for that reason.

>>203787606
I'm early gen Z. But I grew up like a millennial b/c my parents were old fashioned and poor.

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4 minutes till pizza time

>>203787606
I was born in 95, so technically a millennial, but most millennials say I'm a zoomer and most zoomers say I'm a millennial.

>>203787668
I’m gen z and I can distinctly remember when the school just suddenly stopped teaching cursive. Felt like just a sudden “we don’t teach that anymore”

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I'm gonna tell kids this is austin powers

package got delayed by a whole week fuck you amazon

>>203787721
i went to a private school in the 00s and they taught it there when i was growing up. I remember when i switched over to a public high school and i was clearing kids without even trying. education system is such a joke.

>>203787491
Do NOT get the mega coffee barnacle boy, you cant handle it

1 minute till pizza time

>>203787318
The police are treating her death as suspicious because there is no way she could have done that by accident

>>203787842
The police are being kinds racist underestimating just how stupid brown people can be

>>203787871
I mean it's very possible another jeet worker needed to do the needful with her then killed her when she refused or something

>>203787796
There was a swedish girl at my school who's family moved to the US, and she was in school as a freshman for 6 months or something and then just left and started attending college.

>>203787491
>babysit
Wouldn't that crush the baby?

>>203787978
thanks dad
>>203787824
you can’t stop me i will ruin my own tummy it’s my right as an american to drink a coffee milkshake

>>203788041
Dad was my father, you can call me daddy

>>203787975
education standards in us are in the toilet. i graduated with kids who legit couldnt read, theyre just pushed through since so much emphasis is put on hs diploma. ironically doing that is completely detrimental to their learning and doesnt hold them accountable at all.

>>203788144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGY9pUEQSfg
Father?

>>203788171
something like 60% of kids in baltimore are functionally illiterate
they just dont actually care about teaching just gettin them kids through the system like you said

I NEED SEX AND I NEED IT NOW

>>203787909
very very possible yes i remember one anon theorizing she was hiding from jeet coworkers trying to needful her
but i think its really funny that theyre all just like 'theres just no way a person could have been in this situation if they had any situational awareness at all, its just impossible for a normal functioning human to die like this' but their standard for normal non-retard intelligence is so high above the average jeet its just unthinkable to them

>>203788197
>carTOON
>on the teleVISION
why is he like that

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i ate that pizza so fast i must have set a world record

>>203788337
bro
that was like 12 minutes
come ON

Didn't expect Wal-Mart to be the ones to take the first step in achieving the final solution to the jeet question.

>>203788475
Whatchu talmbout Willis

>>203788369
it was 5 or 6 minutes THOUGH

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Have you ever done an irl racism and got fired or had blacks kick your ass

>>203788609
no ive never been reprimanded for my racisms

>>203788609
I am always racist and people don't confront me about it. The lesser races are far more meek and subservient than the jews would have you believe.

>>203788609
I was set up on my a cholo one time but not for a roicism

being openly racist is like committing social suicide

>>203788684
*Gets stabbed

>>203788609
I make offensive jokes at the bar with no issues. I've noticed a lot of the time it's members of the group making and laughing at offensive jokes. Jewish humor for example makes fun of Jews a lot.

>>203788705
works on my machine

NEW
>>203788782
>>203788782

>>203788808
>no subject
>ai slop
Retard

>ai....bad
yes saar

>>203788808
No /cum/ in the subject line?

Gonna visit the US sooon

>>203789437
>>203789437
>>203789437
>>203789437

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>>203774653
Went hiking