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postin in the new new
wow a real /cum/ thread
>>203789545The newfags can't be trusted to do anything
Is this the real thread?
>another dumbass made another /cum/ threadSomeone make 19 more
>>203789661We'll see which ones get janny'd
real new >>203789564real new >>203789564real new >>203789564real new >>203789564
/new/ - newnada unewted news newxico
>>203789709Did you use Vito because you also like to suck cock?
>enter /cum/>total disarray>split across like 5 threadsGet it together, retards
This is the real thread because it has the most posts
>>203789740What? It was a joke
>>203789794the ccp taught me how to deal with this exact scenario
>>203789819no it's the real thread because it was made first
>>203789794>retard makes a thread without a subject>one new made>three minutes, another new is made>two moreWe need at least 10 /cum/s in the catalogI'll make one now
Posting it again award>>203788284 "There's no way anyone could possibly die from this walk in oven, the door can't be closed, it has an emergency shut off, and it cannot be turned on from the inside! IT would take a 1-in-a-million kinda stupid, never ever gonna happen!>*record scratch, smash cut to the inside of the oven, freeze frame*So you're probably wondering how I got here, we need to go back, way back, to a little village in Punjab...
>>203789843>>203789819why not both
>>203789866People don't understand that there are hundreds of thousands of sub 70 IQ Indians due to the sheer number of Indians
>>203789866Btw that image is from retarded Indian media, the photo isn’t her, and the age is wrong
>>203789866>canada has shartmartYOU VIL SHART IN ZE MART
>>203789938They should definitely make this a racial issue, that's a great idea especially considering how many people love Indians already
>>203789909you mean hundreds of millions right? the average IQ there is unironically like 75-85
>>203789960I hope jeets make a big fuss that this was a racial hate crime and indophobic or whatever then it comes out that it was another jeet foreign worker who stuffed her in there for rejecting his rape offers
im gonna/CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM/
>>203790015
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek
>>203789909>>203789961i think he means billions
>>203789961>the average IQ there is unironically like 75-85Then it's more like 1 billion sub 70 IQ Indians
>>203789909>People don't understand that there are hundreds of thousands of sub 70 IQ Indians due to the sheer number of IndiansHundreds of thousands? You might need to brush up on Statistics 101>Indian average IQ is estimated around 76>there are 1.4 billion IndiansThere should be around 700 million jeets with an IQ below 76. I have the standard deviation and such to make an actual calculation, but 70 is only a little ways down the bell curve, so there are probably something like 500 million sub-70 jeets
averageis notmedian
cum con sex
all attempts to measure intelligence (IQ, G, etc) show intelligence to be normally distributed. in this case, average is median.
>>203790093I honestly just wasn't thinking about the fact that India's average IQ is 75I assumed it was higher for some reason
>>203790008There are rumours from purported coworkers that there were trails of blood in the store, from someone probably beating or stabbing her before shoving her in the oven. Probably some kind of jealous or scorned jeet bf or wannabe bf situation
It's not exactly new news to say that Indians are dum-dums.
>>203790170Youre too white your idea of an average person is too good
>>203790134that's not how bell curves work sweaty :*
>>203790093>I have the standard deviation and such to make an actual calculationlol that should say: I *DO NOT* have…Autocorrect was fucking with me, and I accidentally deleted too much while going back to fix it
>>203790158just committed an internalized white supremacy with this post. IQ is multi-modal, with each distinct ethnic group and gender having its own normally distributed intelligence curve
>>203790203Interacting with the public made me realize that the average person is a fucking retard
>>203790187yep when the police closed the entire store indefinitely and had so many forensic vans outside and still haven't said anything about it you know it was an accident.
>>203790134>>203790248I wonder if India’s caste system could cause a right skew, with a bigger cohort of de facto slaves and retards at the bottom
Jeets are like feral animals
i once got into a convo with a girl and i thought it went great and there was mutual attraction but then at the end she tried to recruit me into a pyramid scheme
>>203790375MLMs have been a disaster for the foid race
>>203790375lmao. do women really use sexual wiles for personal gain?
im bored
I once got a text message on Valentine's Day and thought for sure it was my ex trying to rekindle something because of the area code, and it ended up just being a robot scammed and my heart sunk
>>203790248My bellend has a curve
>>203790375So you don't work for a pyramid scheme already?women are insanely good at sales though
>>203790375Had this happen to me once except instead of recruiting me to an MLM she asked if I wanted to hang out with her
I can't wait until it fucking snows
>>203790443You've got to get over her. Can't keep letting yourself get played like that for your sake.
>>203790452Women are insanely good at sales =/= men are spineless simps who will do whatever women tell them to do
>>203790452>women are insanely good at sales thoughErm there are no women in Glengarry Glen Ross
rate my new haircut
>>203790375amway?
i once got into a convo with a girl and i thought it went great and there was mutual attraction but then at the end she tried to recruit me to be her betabux cuck orbiter
How do people just go out and...make friends?Do you start conversations with strangers until you have something in common with one then ask to hangout?
>>203790375Whenever someone is trying to sell me something I notice how dead their eyes look, which I assume is them mentally braced for a hostile reaction to their sales attempt. Or maybe it's because they're forced to pretend to be interested in you for the sake of selling something
>>203790508sexy
I've had my clothes complimented by black people beforeWhen I think about how I dressed when it happened, it seems a little bit cringe
i hate that grant cardone mother fucker so much
just put hand sanitizer on this pimple FUCK YOU YOU CYSTIC FUCK LEAVE ME
why are we so obsessed with you?
>>203790554I think most people make friends in school and then end up leaving with a handful, which they go out and do stuff with where they meet other people. If not in high school then in college
>rate my new haircut
What if we moved the UK to the pacific ocean?
>>203790627Did you draw this?
>>203790595so true. go to any english youtube video and all the comments are like "Americans will never undersand this!" or "Imagine if an american came across this vid xD"
>>203790375>>203790468once at university some asian girls who could barely speak English tried to recruit me into a cult. Maybe I shoulda tried it out desu
>>203790508thats not you
>>203790554normal people construct a pretext to go out. they join a club, or a gym, or go to dance lessons, or go to a dance club, or go to a bar
>>203790490people just trust women more, even with kidnappers children are more likely to leave with a woman than a man
>>203790654no
>>203790627i don't like it.
>>203790375Yah, Mormon girls are wild.
>tfw you will never have a pimple scarred face like the average latinx malewhy live bros?
ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere
feeling like taking a nap after eating that pizza
>>203790678Were they Korean?
>>203790820go to sheep, baby boy
>>203790554Pretty easy if you're good at conversation or at least not socially awkward or anxious. Or if you're a Chadcano, like me, there is like a spiritual instant alliance an unspoken bond between me and other Chadcanos, illegal or legal latino immigrants, and to some extension black people (mutual respect and admiration until there isn't), but NOT arab immigrants, indian immigrants, or african immigrants, these people have made it clear that they wan't NOTHING to do with ANYONE but their own. And you have to respect it a bit. Otherwise as long as the moment is right and you're presentable you can basically just start talking with anyone and if they're well adjusted strangers will start trying to be nice if you're nice and welcoming to them, but sometimes people can be dicks, don't let that bother you, just move on.
>>203790722>children are more likely to leave with a woman than a manSo am I 2bf
>>203790850¿Que esta diciendo?
Pray for are burgerbros
>>203790807Shut the fuck up
>>203790912you first
get a haircut hippie
Um it's our not are. Chud.
>anon trying to make friends with a black person on the corner liquor store just chillin and shit"Well gee wilikers, how's it goin' fella!""Keep it pushin', white boy fo I make you look stupid!"
>>203791018>"Well gee wilikers, how's it goin' fella!">"Keep it pushin', white boy fo I make you look stupid!"GTA San Andreas npcs
Hello fellow WHITE AND PROUD Americans
I was at a self checkout counter at a store and there was one open but a black gentleman was standing behind me. I think he was going to rob me.
another rejection letter in the ol' email this morning
>>203790832I think so
>>203791075nah dont be racist he was probably just gonna ask you for a ride to the bus stop
get absolutely fucking destroyed
>>203791090Nobody is actually hiring.
>>203790845dadberg gets extremely angry when he comes home from work and sees me sleeping
I want to do a mario ground pound on your face
>dad is on his third wife>go to visit him>house is literally covered in funko pops>he sees that I'm kind of staring at them>whispers to me uhhh yeah she's kind of addicted to buying those things, she has a closet full of them>leads me to their bedroom>opens a small side closet>literally filled floor to roof with funko pops>he just shrugs and walks awaywell fourth wife soon I guess
>>203791229is she asian
>>203791167Plenty of people are hiring. It's just for jobs you don't want
Feels good to be white
>>203791394ma sei marrone
>15 minute timer to make a post fucking gook moot
>>203791229did he meet her on /soc/
>>203791436blame the autists of /vg/
>>203791359excuse the hell out of me for wanting to make more then sub-minimum wage
Drinking a covfefe
>>203791486can i cum in it?
>>203791473what jobs are you looking for?
POV you're a white man in asia
>>203791486I could go for some 2bh
>>203791546anythingafter school program, receptionist, office clerk, file clerk, data entry, etc
>>203791564What's stopping you from enjoying a good ol' cuppa joe?
>>203791576Lol those are housewife jobs Apply for warehouse work anonIf you're good with your hands, try maintenance positions
i'm only looking for wfh jobs personally
>rebranding sabrina the teenage witch as "allison"big brain
>>203791576>after school program, receptionist,try going in person>data entrylinkedin/indeed/glassdoor should have them. you need to apply for a lot more
I'd love if this faggot stopped replying to himself
>>203791591Well for one, I'm pooping at the moment For two, I already had one For three, I'll probably have tea instead
i don't care if you like funko pops personally
>>203791556Tinder in East Asia is crazy. I was getting matches on basically every single right swipe. You probably still need to have a baseline level of attractiveness and not look like a total goblin, but still. Too bad I’m not really attracted to alien races.
>>203791603maintenance requires certifications
>>203791796Not really, you can get an interview if you say on your application that you've helped your dad with shit or something like that I'm talking about like apartment/hotel maintenance
>>203791254no chubby white woman
>>203791796>>203791870Also, pool cleaning cert is very easy to get if you really need to get one.
>>203791556massajji~?
>>203792096is this real
Elongated Musket
>>203789437Cum con cum
Willn’t be cumming today
>>203792190sexo con cum con cum con sex
>>203792346Nein
>>203792346You think?
how much heat can you americans handle? with 86° I feel I'm literally dying, god I hate this weather
Stomach burns from the red pepper flakes
>>203792550It hit 110 constantly this summer here in California
>>203792550My energy is drained with anything over 80.
>>203792199What's wrong with this guy
>>20379255090s is fine for me but once it gets past 105 I'm not taking a step outside.
>>203792550Depends which part of America you’re talking about
>>20379255086F would be considered a cool down here during the summer
>>203792692>just realized there’s no legend or anything on that mapIt’s meant to show comparable climates
>>203789437>secretly wishesthey openly wish that or rather act like that, which is why they earned a derogatory nickname.
>>203792758The image was made by AI, it didn't know
>>203792692Me in Syria
>>203792550I try not to go outside if it's higher than 80. I can handle the temperature, I used to work inside at higher temps, but the sun burns or I get some sort of retarded monkey ass tan lines.
>>203792692>Be Spain and Portugal>part of Spain is actually hotter and has much more climate variation than Portugal overall>Spain is Northern california, because uhhh it just is ok???hmmm
>>203792692having visited spain, I can accurately attest that their La mancha valley is basically the exact same as the central valley
>>203792692>no africa
>>203792945I didn’t make the map. I just grabbed the first thing that came up on Google Images
>hipaa trainingkill me now
>>203792692El Paso niggas doing the sneedful
>>203792692watashi wa banzai desu
>>203793157こんちはせんぱい
>>203792692>ALL of Mexico is India Guess how I know the person who made this only put effort into the USA portion
>>203793157wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my sister found out that she's been having her wages stolen from her for the past 5 years because her boss would fuck with the time clock. 0_0 what a headache, glad I'm a neet.
>>203793012There are other maps that compare Arizona with Morocco
>>20379255086 is like fall weather here desu
>>203793307Yeah there's a lot of overlap, I was just being a chud
>>203793250If you zoom in, it has specific Indian cities all over different parts of Mexico
>>203793307Valdivia mentioned!!!!
>>203793307the fuck is almaty
why did i drink that mega coffee i knew this would happenis this? the consequences of my own actions?
>>203793517
>>203793389
>>203792550I'm dying from heat. More than 40C
>>203793530Once drank 12 shots of espresso in an hourFelt like I had smoked some crack
Kurva anyatok
>>203793614What's the meaning of their apple gimmick
>>203793587When I was 18, I went on a long road trip, and drank a ridiculous number of red bulls in an effort to not fall asleep behind the wheel and crash. Ended up causing heart palpitations and shit. Ever since, I’ve just consumed a moderate amount of caffeine on road trips, and pulled over to take a nap if I was too tired.
based
>>203793880
saw a man at the park with the most full, thick and voluminous hair with so much bounce that you've ever seen in your lifeyou know he just uses 1 dollar shampoo and conditioner too , or that 3 in 1 goop that guys use it's not fair
Trump's appearance on the Rogan podcast will get at least 15 million views by election time. That's a very low estimate, I'm only making it because it's around what kat Williams got on his appearance 1% of 15 mil is 150k. If just that 1% are undecided voters, then it could make a yuuuuuge difference for Arizona, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin etc. and I expect many more people will watch than that, including undecided people. Is it fucking over for Kakala?
>>203794043You should've asked him what his hair routine is
>>203794043nah he's using 10 in 1
>>203794159i'm not gonna run down a random man in the park to ask about his hair routine im watching the kids anywaythey're playing tv right now anyway they arranged some sticks to make a tv screen and they're taking turns standing behind it announcing the weather and acting like minecraft streamers and stuff
been sitting in a pitch black room for 2 weeks
>>203794106don't get my hopes up
>>203794106Delusional
>>203794106undecided voters dont exist
>>203794303take a peek at the latest swing state polls, he's leading in 4 out 7 and she only has a slight lead in all of those 3
>>203794428Nobody below the age of 60 responds to polls
He's so handsome. I'm sure he could find a 5/10 latina gf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification>Enshittification (alternately, crapification and platform decay) is a pattern in which online products and services decline in quality. Initially, vendors create high-quality offerings to attract users, then they degrade those offerings to better serve business customers, and finally degrade their services to users and business customers to maximize profits for shareholders.New term just dropped.
I don’t care who wins
>>203794493Guess who votes the most?
>>203794106[Insert paragraph long off-topic /pol/ post here]
>>203794587retards
>>203794601Well boomers or older, so yeah basically
>>203794518I kind of don't want Trump to win as I feel like his foreign policy is retarded and I'm a faggot, but simultaneously I don't want Harris to win as she'll take my guns away.
>>203794590>off-topicThis board has zero on-topic topics except foreign language discussions. Every post in this thread is off topic.
Giant line at the restaurant. I cut in front of everyone because no one was using the self serve kiosks. Got my order in while they continue to stand in line. Feeling very strong mind rn
>>203794657that doggo has no idea that the hener would devour him violently if he had the power
>>203794664I don't want Harris to win because she's a woman. Women can't lead.
>>203794838He's a faggot so he's gonna call you sexist or something
>>203794664what fucking kind of mental illness is this
>>203794781is that what you look like or what youre going to look like
I'M IN THE THICK OF IT, EVERYBODY KNOWSTHEY KNOW ME WHERE IT SNOWS, I SKIED IN AND THEY FROZE
12 fucking dollars for a half gallon of milk and a box of cereal
>>203794927average /k/ anon
>>203794938Yeah
>>203794927It's called your brain on tranime + /pol/.
>>203794951Cereal is horrendously overpriced now. The only place that seems slightly worth it is buying cereal from Costco
>>203794672>/int/ is only about languages
Just buy the knock off brands
>>203794951what fucking milk and cereal are you buying?
>>203794951you dont have to eat cereal just have some overnight oats with peanut butter or something
>>203795010Ummm fast fashion is bad sweaty
malt o meal makes better cereal
>>203795003the other explicitly mentioned topic is flags. You can discuss culture allegedly but history, politics, recent events (including things from 20+ years ago btw). 99% of threads and posts on this board do not qualify.
It would cost me approximately 7 dollars for a half gallon of milk and box of rice krispies and thats still almost double what it should actually be bur whatever
>>203795187My nutz qualify to be inside your mouth
>>203795294Another quality post by the wonderful Mexican people. We love the Mexican people, don't we folks?
ManI really need a gf
And by the way those two points weren't interlinked with one anotherThe main point wasn't linked to the otjer posts about the same subjectsDid you like my opinions yesterday? Well I can post more ^.^ just kidding. Imagine I have showered but i don't think I'm going to post here today and will go study
>>203795338Tfw no gf
>>203795362THROUGH CELLS INTERLINKED
>>203795294did you get triggered by the donkey image? Are you a TijuANO
>>203794843>>203794984(He posted this in brit) britboo
I’ve tried not to be racist but god damn I’m tired of dealing with black people and Mexicans
Ayys post in this thread
Why is Memphis rap so... /soulful/ ?https://youtu.be/zETcAoy9fjg
>>203795500They replaced it with a plastic one because of animal abuse allegations
>>203795814sad, glad the Colombians still keep their donkey loving traditions alive
I should go for a jog but I don't want to go out when kids are coming home
>>203795929Are you on the sex offender list or something? Just do what you want
>A day after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau faced more than two dozen MPs who had been calling on him to step aside, he made it clear he intends to lead the Liberals into the next election.what actually is this man's endgame?
>>203795638https://youtu.be/LeYgjQNMmKo?t=133
>>203795964It's a pain in the ass the run around school buses and the 5 million parents waiting for their kids
>>203796028Sometimes I wonder for these people is it some ultimate 4d chess strategy or are they really just this stupid
>>203796028He's so based
>>203796028what would you do
>>203796103mass transport every indian in canada to quebec
>>203796028>politician is an egomaniaccolor me shocked
>>203796028he unironically thinks there's some scenario with a 1% chance that he can win. Ego bigger than his brain basically. Either way no Liberal is gonna wanna lead the party to a guaranteed massacre anyways
leafoids will still vote for that man because they are reddit the nation
if there were no limits obama would be on his fifth term by now
>>203795638>>203796030its lofi hiphop but good
minecraft itch kicking in again.
>>203796293The economy tanking from covid would have gotten anyone voted out at that time Although maybe the Chinese wouldn't have engineered it in the first place if they weren't insanely desperate to get orange man out
Life's short. Tell a woman you hate her today
Where can I find an ancient Roman wife
>>203796526about 2000 years in the past
I wish trump was the next hitler. I want to be a concentration camp guard
>>203796554>>203796614
>open amazon support chat>it's an ai chat bot that you can't even type to only select statements for itlmao
>minecraft>mein kampfbros?
Love AI slop
Incels be like: omg where can I get a pixelated random mid average woman!!!!
Today is going really really bad. Downright awful. Just fucked up so hard at work, completely overwhelmed. Im very possibly going to be fired if what i just did comes to light. Fucking hell. My options were basically to just do nothing and pretend or to potentially cost someone thousands of dollars due to having no idea wtf I am doing and getting not enough help or explanation from the people meant to be training me. They barely explain anything and theres several layers between me and any response so i just told client some BS and told him I submitted everything for him then actually didnt submit anything. At least he won't lose any money, but probably in the 2 - 72 hours will realize i never actually submitted anything despite lying and saying I did. Just gonna feign ignorance and hope it never comes back to me. Fuck this job. Maybe it wont get back to me. If so ill pretend it was a computer glitch or something and swear i didnt know. I wanna die.
>>203796697Just wanted to let you know I won’t be reading this
seems like the heat is finally off mr beastreally happy all that shit is over, i was worried about him
>>203795187The rules for boards are just fucked up desu. But the rules for /int/ specifically say /pol/ shit belongs on /pol/. Talking about an election is 100% just off topic, even though it's obvious that gray areas are pretty much fair game
it's time to start resume-maxingand by that I mean lying
>>203796814Lunchly has mold thougheverbeit
>>203796697Just hide under a pile of coats and hope everything turns out ok. That's what I do
Industrial society will collapse in 20 years and that’s a good thing
>>203796866Stop replying to yourself
>>203796883i hate this bit
>>203796883Try again
>>203796898It’s the same faggy bullshit every time
the 'unch
If you sit at the bonfire, it heals you but all the enemies come back
>>203796941Good thing there’s no way to edit screenshots or reply to yourself on your phone
>>203796981Dark souls 2 is not a good game
>>203796972looks good
I'm just gonna turn /cum/ posts into threads and rake in all the (You)sstarting with anything not related to language or flags
>>203796972Can I kiss you?
>>203796972Looks good and healthy Drink some fruit juice with it
>>203797021I do this all the time on /sp/ rarely does anyone here notice
>>203797014It's my favorite souls game First one is too unfinished and 3rd one is too linear My only fault with the second one is that female character models look bad in the armor, and strength builds are garbage
>>203796717All good Just venting>>203796866Ty. This job is insane, it ranges from helping old people reset a password to talking to millionaires and helping them perform some advanced financial asset moving with absolutely 0 understanding wtf I'm even doing. Its just a Chinese room of instructions and hoping you didnt fuck anything up. When ask for help get the most vague and unhelpful answers. You never know what you will get when you answer phone. Maybe old man Jenkins needs help clearing his cookies, or maybe its a USA senator who wants you to help them do some changes im their $700,000,000 trust portfolio.
People notice all of the shit yoi do they just don't say anything or are so buck broken and retarded that they don't see it
>>203797001You're paranoid and stupid. Cui bono? What would I have to gain
https://youtube.com/shorts/nXu3nEvgYRY?si=7qErdKN5ifDvkYMq
Just had a wank to that sexy tranny OwO
>>203797021there would have to be interesting posts in /cum/ for that to work
>>203797154That thing is swimming with disease and probably has rabies
Eating some 'ater 'elon
Unrelated to that post and sort of the content you was asking about yesterday, which I posted about before that and was too distracted to type, which I allowed for myself to actually read and lurk for once What if cummies go into the bladder in diabetics to go look for some sugar Just kidding But really what if cum going into tjr bladder in diabetics is good and so that makes it intentional maybe, how if sperm (or I guess prejack, or sperms and prejac) reduces acidity then it is good for reducing the amount of renal calcii formation
>Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree>Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee>William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface>Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo...>..ding dong doodily, doodily doo.>Nathan Explosion.
>>203797310
(guitar riff)ing brutal
>>203797317>>203797317>>203797317
>>203797215He is swimming with kindness and probably has love and happiness
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: WE HAVE ACHIEVED 300 POSTS, PREPARE TO MAKE A NEW UNLESS YOU WANT PUNISHMENT.
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Erm, cheesed to meet you?
>>203797613I'll do it.
now that this thread is coming to a close i can finally get this off my chest: i am a woman.
>>203797691In your mind
>>203797691SexoPut your bytt in the air
>>203797691tits or gtfo
>>203797691P H O E N I X
>>203797776NEW
Red white and blue not orange. This is AMERICA ,like it or leave it
