soon be the season edition
Listen up, retarded British liberal fruitcakes. For the past month or so I've had my dick locked in a chastity cage. We call it: "locktober." Oh? What's that? Are you triggered?
fishe in the bathe
bit fucking early you cunt
anyone fancy this zone 3 brick shitbox for just under 2 mill https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/150443450
>>203786857
>>203786883mad how in america they can straight up lie about their opponent's plans and get away with it
>>203786849>What should she have done? Sell the house you're hoping to inherit and go on a cruise ship where she'll spend all day playing the same candy crush game and nothing else for probably 8 hours per day?Get a fucking hobby? Do something? Boomers will moan about how they can't do anything because of lack of free time at work and then they stop work, get used to doing even less than when they were working, barely even cooking and cleaning without it feeling like a chore and still do fuck all. Just sit there and wait around to die after saving all of this money and building their pensions. No desire to learn. No desire to try anything new. Just a slow march until death.
hello
is 40k in london doable?
Nah there gotta be more to this story. With a momma this fine he was definitely trying to escape his real life in an AI world
>>203786886>Game of Thrones chatbot>series with a hallmark of incesthmmmm
>>203786927is your mum fuckable?
I'm still praying to stop Asian hate. Are you?!
>>203786927yeah there's bound to be loads of hobby shops, or you could join a gaming group or something
>>203786901grim>>203786927willing to share a room with 5 pakis?
>>203786857I've never blagged a free curry because I don't look like anyone famous but neither does he. Maybe if I just walked in with whipped cream all over my face and said I was Elton John.
>>203786953what do they stand for other than foreigners out
TWITCHED
>>203786932Can you just hurry up and get attached to an AI which tells you to kill yourself please, cheers.
>start eating chia seeds>poop regularly and without needing to wipe>cum becomes more volumous and apparently tastier too with bigger cumshots>skin looks nicer>feel more energetic and feel full for longer on less foodwhat the fuck is this miracle food
>>203786955Aha.>>203786927You willing to commute? I'm on 70k and save half my salary some months. So 40k is doable.
Lost at Hearts in the last round by one of the opponents managing to shoot the moon
>>203786883Wouldnt be a bad thing would it desu. Funny how this particular advert its fine to have 2 white males
sucking a negroni
You can't be 14 years old and this is your momma no wonder he went insane. Watching GoT too with all that incest in it...he was having ideas. >>203786976nah
need a in her 30s gf
>>203786857aw they deleted the article
>>203786987>apparently tastier Bro
>>20378695377th brigade written all over this post
man you doin it man you deserve it Daddy you puttin in that work proud of you i love you
>>203786991you save 35k on some months? doubt that, nice larp retard
>>203786987so you just spoon loads in your mouth when you're slightly hungry
>>203786919yes this a boomer only problem. Generations of people are all the same...Have you considered going outside?
>>203787001Send your whinge to Ofcom. You won't, you're too much of a coward.
>>203787034Can you compromise im a male :-*
Literally no-one has a decent argument as to why Letby is guilty. Strange.
>>203786932all likelihood his suicide had literally nothing to do with AI and his mum is just looking for something to blameparents of kids who've committed suicide love deflecting blame onto the internet to avoid scrutiny for their own failingsremember when archie battersby's mum somehow managed to convince the media that he hanged himself over a "tiktok challenge" without any evidence
It lasagne night
Brutal /brit/ beatdown
>>203787055Youre about to hit the front
>>203786973does it matter?
if i were a rapper i'd be shouting free lucy at the start of all my songs
>>203787057na, if you eat more than like 15g of it per day you can fuck yourself up. you just take a tablespoonful into your yoghurt with brekkie and that's it. plenty of water as well, cuz it like gels up under contact with water, which is why it makes your bowel movements and that much smoother.
>>203786705Takes a strong man to be open about this. I bow…
your da stacks homeless dogs on eachother and uses them as a chair to hang himself for a tiktok challengecalls himself archie battersea
>>203787006lad could've been a shagger
no idea why so many people hang themselves, it seems very easy to fuck up or to struggle and die or survive. I'd be hesitant to. would much rather die from carbon monoxide poisoning, seems much easier to do right.
>>203787006>mommaKill yourself
>>203786991where do you commute from, one of those commuter towns? trains are expensive...
Why did raw dogging flights become a thing?
if i could have a superpower it'd be creating real life family guy cutaway jokes
>Analyses revealed that Black Americans in general were more likely to view pornography than Whites, and they were increasing in their pornography viewership at a higher rate than Whites. Moreover, Black men were more likely to consume pornography than all other race/gender combinations, but differed only from White women in their increasing rate of pornography viewership. Lastly, frequent worship attendance moderated trends in pornography viewership only for White men.>By contrast, regardless of attendance frequency, Black men and women showed increasing rates of pornography use, while White women showed flat rates.https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29244541/Why do only White people watch less porn if they go to church?
>Michael Buerk slams BBC for coverage of ‘drugged up faded boy band singer’ Liam Payne looool good bloke
>>203787006http://www.john-keats.com/gedichte/isabella.htm
>>203787134Zoomers are NPCs
>>203787074Dont think they have jurisdiction over yank political ads
I haven't been living my life, I've been waiting to die.
>>203787134What does that even mean?
>>203787139that reminds me of the time I did an apprenticeship as a spit shiner for holly willoughby
need a Halloween costume lads. what we thinking?
Al Jazeera have revealed evidence that 47% of all reconnaissance air operations over Gaza were conducted by the UK military.That's over 3000 flights by UK military over Gaza this year. And it's more that either the USA or Israel conducted themselves.In addition, the UK has done over 150 flights this year to transfer and deliver arms to Israel.All this information was freely collectable via public flight tracking software online.
>>203787139that reminds me of the time i had a superpower that let me create real life family guy cutaway jokes>look lois, it's a family guy cutaway joke
>>203787090Also that lass years ago who killed herself and her parents blamed bullying on Formspring or Ask.fm, whatever it was, and it turned out all the aggressive messages to her literally came from her own IP and were sent from her account anonymously.
>>203787174sexy harold shipman
>>203787172you get it
>>203787171means just sitting on your flight and going where you're going but without music or books or anything like that. you know, the way people have done flights for decades.
>>203787174Save money on buying a costume and go as a virgin freak.
I thought it was the AI but there must be more to this shit
>>203787174vampireclassic
why is virtually everything that comes from tiktok incredibly stupid, factually wrong and cringe? I know its for young people but fucking hell it wasn't this demented in 2009 on Facebook
>>203787174detective sergeant bruce robertson
>Student who hid baby in suitcase guilty of murderhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg0dwq8yejoI could have fixed her
on the proper peng gay poo porn
>>203787208Grim. Imagine not playing switch
>>203787216don't have any photos with me mum (cunt)
>>203787208I do that. Just stare out the window or eye up the flight attendants
>>203787214excuse me i've had sex.. once.
nth for the holodem
whenever i go outside im reminded of how mongy the general public islike, how has the chav stereotype persisted to this day
>>203787216He'd been listening to his mum get plowed by strange men for a decade and a half
>>203787216I definitely don't have any photos of my mum looking at me like that
so I said "in arrears? don't think it'll fit, mate"
>>203787237Same. Find this all quite odd. Lad has dozens of photos with his big titty sexy latina mum posing like his girlfriend and then spends all day talking to his game of thrones incest roleplay AI?
>>203787216lad you can just post "his mum's fit so im posting pics of her". you don't need to make up spastic captions for your posts that pretend you're doing anything but lusting after the woman involved.
im an investment wanker
Most young adults in the UK consider non-consensual condom removal during sex to be wrong and a violation of consent, with almost 9 in 10 seeing it as a form of sexual assault, per survey of 18-25-year-olds
How does one tell a downie jap from a regular jap?
>>203787280that's because they probably feel embarrassed to look at you, a permanent reminder of the virgin failure that they managed to create
>>203787308... but she's not fit
>>203787269considering how thick the average person is, then realise that means half of them are even thicker than that
>>203787277>plowedFOY
>>203787317can I marry you're sister?
>>203787327Don't know, how does one tell a downie jap from a regular jap?
>>203787337agreed but he thinks she is
>>203787327Downies are usually overweight
>>203787330Nah
>>203787317well yeah if the bird done that to me i would batter he with left hook are you kidding me
>>203787344Shagged aw I meant shaggedDelete...DELETE!!!
>>203787317yeah we've all seen the front page of reddit, mate
>>203787317Just not cricket is it
>>203787175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61YK9Dl3l4utterly grim
>>203787351Bite marks on the chopsticks
just plowed your wife dude
>>203787369ktim when I accidentally use an american word or phrase and know the actual point of my post will be ignored
how do I become gay immediately
reminder that beauty is my passion
>>203787382haha
>on anti-fraudster line with my bank>they're inquiring about literally every single thing I've spent money on in the past month>including hair supplement shite and a sex shopfeel like I'm in an inbetweeners episode right nowand of course it's a bloody woman on top of that
the curious cronems
>>203787385post on /brit/ with name and/or trip
>>203787384stop being an americanised zoomer then
>>203787402sex shop? why?
>>203787385create a trip
>>203787402They're all sat around the computer in the office having a right laugh at you.
>>203787384Its the only way you'll learn
told you lads about greater israel
yo dude imma go plow your wife, you down for that brodie?
>>203787308nahThere was def something going on in that household Can't all be down to just an AI with MOMMA THAT FINE GYATT DAYUMMMMMMMM
I just need a brand deal. I need to parter. I need to do a sponsored segment.
>>203787418i swear the bottom rights' mouth is getting wider every time you post it
>>203787429toys accentuates the sexual experienceand gfberg is a bdsm freak so have to keep her happy
>>203787453bro stop cussing, my mom'll totally ground me dude
Whose idea was it to schedule No Nut November directly after Locktober?Need Starmer to look into this
https://youtu.be/XV9FPGM6A7A
keep a big picture of david lammy up in my living room saying "what would lammy do"
>>203787056No half my months ya dingus>>203787131No I'm within 40 mins of my job but if you are on a lower salary you might want to go out. Depends if you work a hybrid job and only need to go in one or two days.
>>203787464imagine having to read this post out loud to your father. sort your life out mate.
>>203787465Garbage yank zoomer slop AI ahh talk certainly not british enough for /brit/
have noticed there's a significant disparity between /brit/ traffic and big brother traffic on /tv/ at 9pmwhy aren't you lads there?
>>203787402How about your black baseball cap, they questioning that?
Dadberg thinks earning £50 in a day is good and enough to live. Tried explaining to him that's like £12k a year.Genuinely baffled by how delusional they are
>>203787402>And this "realistic horse penis" £34.99 was that purchase made by you sir?Remember these conversations are recorded for training purposes x
>>203787505not disabled, a bender, or a woman
>>203787512Doesn't baffle me :/
>>203787330Mate, this is mean and can hurt people’s feelings. Please be kinder.
>>203787512You live in his house for free though so what's the issue.
>>203787512It would be if we were a real country
>>203787512Still think freddos are 10p me
>>203787513she literally said that AND I've had to give my name, address, postcodegoing to become a celebrity in their pathetic office
>>203787478bryce you gotta ask stacy out to the bball game this weekend it'll be totally rad
>>203787512Fine for you given that you don't pay rent
>>203787512well if you claim dole on top of that then you get council tax for freelive in a ghetto (albeit white) and everyone's a lazy cunt because govberg makes being a parasite more attractive than working a working class job
>>203787512mate got a new council/association flat for under 1k month, his mum was saying how expensive it was, cheapest one on the same estate on zoopla 2.4k
>>203787468good idea
>>203787561Plot twist- THEY’RE the scammers
If they are getting rid of my disposable vapes i'm just going to smoke ciggies, get cancer and die just to spite Liebour
I am not here to mess around. I need a nut and I need it now.
do women enjoy licking mens bumholes?
>>203787575nah dude, the superintendent will have me subpoena'd before you can say "tricounty area"
>>203787501nahGYATT GYATTTGYATTTGYATTTGYATTTGYATTT GYATTTGYATTTGYATTT GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>The Green Party calls on the Government to commit to a holistic process of atonement and reparations.Yeah nice one green party, I'm sure everyone gives a shit about what you think
depressed
>>203787599Yes you can get good rates with those. The rent for my flat is only like 550ish (not that i pay for it of course, its all housing benefit)
nigerian startrek woould be kino
British zoomers are genuinely just pseudo yanksI've heard>trash can>parking lot>hood>sidewalk>dumpsterMore often than the actual words for them
>>203787659have a creamed soda
>>203787613lad over here we call your mum gollum because she can't get enough of that ring
greece
>>203787654Wonder who they think voted for that
>>203787384Once got mocked irl for saying fringe instead of bang but I genuinely couldn’t imagine which was the American world and “bang” sounded British to me so I guessed wrong
jake?? wwwuuurareyoudoinereeee
if it keeps raining like this I'll need a new coat with a bonnet on it
every problem in nigerian starteck would just be them offering the other party a shit deal and them refusing and then roll credits nothing would get done but kino none the less
>>203787402>>203787561Hold the fucking phone-Did you call the bank or did you answer the phone to someone claiming to be from your bank?
>>203787659have a root beer
>>203787663wish I got on the council when I was 18, would have been living the dream, they won't give me shit now. stay stong neet god
>>203787694*grease
>>203787718>Did you call the bank or did you answer the phone to someone claiming to be from your bank?
timtam time
Emma Watson did a stinky.
ayo the five-oh gots me swearing affadavits fo jay walkin outside the moll the other day wid ma gorl
>>203787718>Hold the fucking phone-Yeah id imagine thats what hes doing now
>>203787676I use trash can only because my bin is voice activated and refuses to recognise british words
>>203787694corr fuckin love themalso obligatory elton john fart
'ello mate, this is Steve from Lloyds TSB, can you let us know how much y'paid for that bad dragon dildo back in '23*stifled chuckles*
>>203787718I got the number from the bank's website but nice try sweaty xx
>>203787722For me it’s birch beer
>>203787676mad thatwhere did they get all this influence from american culture fromdid they spend all day on american websites or something
is he samefagging today is he? ho ho epic 4chan fail! add me to the screenshot 9gag!
Saar please do the needful how much did you pay for pappers and sex spray saar
>Commonwealth leaders to defy UK on slavery reparationsThat's what you get for going soft on the Chagos Islands and appointing David Lammy to cabinet
>>203787774Steve why've you got an Indian acccent lad?
Molly instead of mandy is another one that does my nut in, the mrs calls it that all the fucking time
Shagger's Island more like
BangBus but with the girls school minibus at 4.30pm
got a date with a jewish woman this saturday. how do i avoid fucking this up
>>203787835call her a jew
>>203787826Tell her to FOY
fuck sake lads we're seriously going to start paying reparations aren't we? fuck this utter shithold
>>203787835she thought my opening line of “can you give this goy a chance?” was funny
>>203787855Scots is a language
>>203787801It's yank tellyThey all grow up watching the Simpsons and shit
>>203787676>truckhate that one
Sir Repar Ations
Poo Barmer moved on from literally giving the country away to giving away our taxes now has he?What's the latest on us all moving to China?
for some reason every time i make an effort to stop using drugs i become porn brained
>>203787865No because the idea of reparations is completely impractical That's why Labour, of all parties, is refusing to endorse them because they know how impractical it is even if they'd agree with it in principle
>>203787907My cock is ready for all that brown-yellowish clunge
Sir Beef Paste
>>203787934Is tumblr still going? Thought that was a millennial thing for the women and the gays that died out
>>203787955you can stop there mate
>>203787934generation of consumer slave drones
>apologise for slavery its no big deal we're just asking for an apology its not about money>we can apologise with non-financial aid>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE NEED £200BN
>>203787934>More likely to use TumblrDoes Tumblr even still exist?
>>203787929Ah yes, government would never do anything impractical
>>203787971He can post what he likes you little incel. This is not a social media platform.
can tell the toilers are backwhinging about tax
https://youtu.be/DT7CWpv5sYY
and the cost of damage done by non whites to European countries?
>>203786883
the new government is quite cosy to be honest
>>203787934Twitch is the sloppest of them all
Get the blacks paid rorke, we wont ask twice
>>203788015spamming/flooding wouldn't be a reportable offence if it was allowed
Who would even get the slavery reparations? It can't be African states because the ruling class in Africa were complicit in the slave trade. Can't just be an invoice from the CEO of black people either.Just giving money to blacks here? Mtumbu who's studying at LSE and his dad owns a lithium mine in Uganda isn't exactly a victim of slavery is he?
Pay the mandem Keir
>>203788015
>>203788052Hang yourself. 4chan is your entire life. Do your fat ugly mother a favour.
Might move to China.
>>203787723I’ll try, thanks King
>>203786932Bro is dressed like Sonic
>>203788042>HRH >the QueenFuck me
>>203788086no you won'tbe quiet
>>203788091I'm not your friend frogposter
>>203788063lad is a gold digger
>>203788083ever had an imaginary opponent for whom 4chan wasn't their entire life?
>>203788055Why are you trying to argue your way out of it? This is an emotional issue
Uh oh Toby’s getting upset again
>>203788124DO NOT PRETEND TO BE ME
>>203788091:D
>>203787927>>203787955>>203787989>>203788042>>203788079New heatherpaedo autistic obsession just dropped
>>203787694corr that looks lush reckon i could scran both
>>203788175HOWLING
>>203788110Even the fucking BBC made this mistake
>>203788192You can't call them that mate
odds i walkevens i wankdubs i walk to the woods and have an outdoors wank
>>203788175Easily the best one. Fucking Crisp N Dry got in on it with a grayscale lmao
>>203788205get your boots on
not a fan of rapeseed oil
Be warned: SN is here
>>203788175>>203788182>>203788212samefag
getting sacked for mixing up my walking boots and my wanking boots
>>203788226can't say the same hereand don't call me seed oil
Don't post what you want. Post what the incel wants. This is his social media platform.
>>203787818we spend enough money running recon missions for Israel to give reparations to commonwealth moaners
any album recs?
>>203788245Told you to hang yourself. Think of your mum's smile when she finds your rotting corpse
>>203788192>not a single white face outside of the archive queen footagegoodness mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejXDfbS0tDc
Animal
>>203788264Great point
>>203788256ever had an imaginary opponent who wasn't an incel?
>>203788275yeah loads
heathermong melty
>>203788292Apparently not
>>203788277What does CBBC stand for?
>>203788298bloke on the left looks like a mix of john hamm and bradley cooper
>>203788192i assumed this was some screenshot from an african news channel before reading the post
>>203788303any I might like?
>>203788318Done him. Good and proper.
>>203788205rolling
>>203788303Cheers mate
>>203788318must be convenient, never actually having to make an argument, just baseless accusations of complete strangers
>>203788354shut up incel
>>203788277Why is the black fella at the start so cheerful about it
>>203788340You answer to one of my (You)s again there's going to be trouble
>>203788370case in pointdoes doing this actually help you cope with whatever insecurity is plaguing you or is it just habit at this point?
>>203788381Sent that freak flying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx6V-e2DQW0
HM King Heathermong IHRH Prince Mousenonce, Duke of Hamilton
It just one poster who post things I not like. This my social media platform and sole witness to my existence so I need it to be all my friends and just one enemy
Is mousey gone for good?
>>203788393put a sock in it virge
>>203788416Sent that freak spinning
>>203788416wow you sure told that imaginary opponent of yoursnow how about an actual argument for the crowd?
hadn't realised /brit/ was a secret club like the masons
might get the oasis on
>>203788416>>203788435Bro has his 4chan pass on
>Add a 15 minute cooldown>Now every post is shitWhat did they mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzPewejFLHYhidden gem x
get the new made extra early
Old cunt took half and hour throwing out some recycling and now my chance of pooing is ruined cause coworkerberg is here
>>203788480don't do this guys!!!!!
>>203788469Seethe on 190
>>203788469What 15 minute cooldown?
THE DAYS MOVING JUST TO FAST FOR MEEE
hey hey i wanna be a rockstar
>>203788436u mad incel?
>>203788513clear your cookies and see
Back from my three day banDid the spam filter stop the spammers?
The yanks have been very into the Lucy Letby case
Britain is crying out for a benevolent dictator
>>203788524guess nothope this is helping you cope somehow because frankly if it's not then it's just a bit embarrassing
>>203788534Don't think I will
Cronem are active x
>>203784843>>203784843
>>203788560>>203788560>>203788560
>>203788537Mental how badly you mindraped them
lee evans GPS sketch funny
>>203788275Big Pokey - D Game 2000
