Wonder what I'll do with all of my spare time when /brit/ is gone

is there any decent country left?

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ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

ANSWER IT

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my kind of edish

>>203788598
Prefer not to say

>>203788560
Mental how female hapas are fit as fuck and male hapas are all fucked up mentally ill virgins lol

>>203788602
Big stinkin' coom

>>203788573
Who

>>203788598
Hungary

LOVING this new black and white captcha, much easier for me to do

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>>203788602

>>203788602
sexo

>>203788598
Nigeria is going to be fucking peng when we start sending them billions in reparations

>>203788553
clever girl

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SHE'S SO FUCKING PENG
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>203788615
i WILL make Australia my home

Lost my virginity to a hapa girl
Oddly enough her mother was blond with blue eyes and her dad was a fat Chinese man

Frieren is good but too many montages

>>203788634
cant believe this hideous ogre gets to fuck her

Scrap the commonwealth and end this fucking constant bitching over reparations and apologies. It's ancient history, so fuck off.

>>203788704
That's her brother

common(giveusyour)wealth

>>203788694
Epic story 190!

>>203788668
I don't get it how can Australia intercept and remove boats at sea + deport children but that's against international law here?

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Is she still a hapa if her mumberg is white?

>>203788731
It's true and I'm not 190

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boobies

>>203788707
But we must maintain our soft power by submitting to the whims of wogs

>>203788716
leave it on xitter next time mate

>>203788729
expel all the wogs and rename it ANZAC, the browns have smelt blood and wont top now

>>203788704
Him and everyone else mate
You think a Chad would stick around that whore?
Think again
Dis nigga in da video coping

>>203788755
Who is this semen demon

>>203788785
>wont top now
shame, that's your favourite

>>203788666
She ever get her norks out proper like?

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>>203788806
An evil whore
Not like my pure virgin tradfu

Hapa is apparently Hawaiian for half and it's what the yanks call someone who is half asian. Bit odd

Another Peep Show series set 10 years after the last episode with the characters entering their 50s. Could it work?

>>203788813
not that I've seen

>>203788859
hes completely senile at this point, desperately clinging on to some power fantasy and demanding complete loyalty or expulsion

>>203788860
Pipe down Nigel you call Indians Asian

Australia seems to have quite a few hapa celebrities with white mums
Kumi Tagutchi
Alex Lee
Lizzy Hoo
Nina Oyama
White Australian women are mad for that lady finger banana

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>me when Whales, Norther Ireland and Scotland gets independence.
I'm gonna laugh at your ass and celebrate while you wither away on your pathetic little island that was once the "Empire where the sun never sets"

>Sisterberg telling me her and her husband joined a new GP practice
>She gets full bloods and tests as standard.
>Her husband? Sorry we dont test men under 40
Love UK me

>>203788842
Stfu Al

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Genuinely dangerous how peng these are, I’ve scoffed a whole tray today just sitting at my desk working

>drunk cheap rum
>poo reeks of petrol
They're pooisoning us

>>203788860
I have never heard it irl but I live on the east coast and I suspect it’s a west coast thing

I really should stop wearing hoodies. BUT I CAN'T. I'm gonna be 60 still wearing them.

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>>203788892
yeh asian. short for south asian.
from a time before east asians were more common in the country.

>>203788892
India is in Asia though.
Also no we don't, we call them pakis or indians.

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the gfs

>>203788931
10/10 biccy

>>203788907
Incredibly indian post. Enjoying the fruits of empire and loathing himself

>>203788860
Why would that be odd?
Hawaii is a part of the United States.

>>203788931
corrrrrrrrr

>>203788916
>>>Her husband? Sorry we dont test men under 40
Same thing happened to me. You have to make up some bollocks to get one. Then they don't even get back to you.

>>203788916
Ever sniffed her dirty knickers?

>>203788929
I'm not an AI
One of the few posters who isn't actually

door fixed
i can now escape my flat

Keep falling back into my far-right ways even though I'm trying to move past it.
Have a loving gf need to not let politics ruin my relationship.

>>203788958
Do you have hapa brain?

seems all biscuits taste much better dipped in tea/coffee than in hot chocolate

>>203788898
Mad how Anri Okita is actually half English and she speaks English with an English accent

>>203788985
Alfonso Mountain roidtranny pedophile schizo

>>203788984
Honestly no. Tried to peep through the bathroom door when i was like 10 and got a bollocking

sardines for tea

would love to climb up to the top of everest and take a piss right at the peak

>>203789010
Has she ever had a black ex?

Working in a multicultural workplace made me racist. This is the exact opposite of what was supposed to happen.

>>203789010
how can you not be that way considering the state of the country?

>>203788984
No I have

>>203789010
did this and then made my girlfriend a rorke

>>203788943
>from a time before east asians were more common in the country
Eh? South Asians are still massively more common here than chinks

>>203789012
No, I think you arent making any sort of point but for some reason you seem to think you are.
And now that i've called it out you have to double down or look dumb soo...

pecknaaam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMACpa_oXjk

not a productive day at toil
set standards too high yesterday

>>203789068
ok and?

>>203789068
more common than they were before, not more common than south asians
thicker than porridge, you

>there are lads on here who literally tried peeping on their naked sisters

So grim :/ couldn’t imagine anything less erotic than shagging my sister

might learn the gay porn theme tune in a minute

>>203789109
yeah, vile

>>203789109
bit of a munter is she?

Having a far right wank followed by a far left poo and a centrist nap

>>203789035
>posts tranime
>calls others trannies
>particular those who use steroids to get ripped
What an odd fellow

>>203789116
how's that go then?

>>203789133
is raiding RNHS pensions saving RNHS?

>>203789072
The point is using a word from a non-asian place to describe someone who is half asian is a bit odd. It would be like us using the Irish word for half to describe someone who is half african.
anything else you need explaining to your dumb yank brain?
also stop typing like a woman

>>203789149
Blud is built like Diego :skull:

Columbia, big tune

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>let's call ourselves the United Kingdom because we are a kingdoms that are united and now we won't forget!
Wow what a imaginative name! Seriously you couldn't come up with anything better? That all the pubs and fish and chips kill your brain cells?

>>203789133
THE RICH ARE AFRAID AND ONCE AGAIN ARE RESORTING TO AYN RAND "WE'LL JUST LEAVE" THREATS LMAO

>>203789172
first bit is dun dudun dudundun dudun dun dudun dududun dudun dunnnnnnnnn dunnnnnnnnn dunnnnnnnnnn dunnnnnnnnnnn dun dudun dun dudududun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

>>203788898
Reckon Australian women are nonces innit
Wouldn't mind getting nonced by one, me

>>203789201
>nhs workers
>the rich
?

>>203789154
Almost like I'm not the anime posting leaf
>gets ripped
You're fat lol

>>203789052
No.
>>203789055
Because if I go down that path the result will not solve anything. Now I can enjoy aspects of my life and improve things for myself and those who matter to me.
>>203789066
She is very understanding and even if she differs to me she doesn't hold it against me.

>>203789230
nurses are minted mate. you fell for their sob stories

>>203789219
ah bit like hans zimmer

>>203789257
yeah bit more like handjobs rimmer though

>>203789201
Doctors are hardly "the rich"
Why don't they tax billionaires and corporations?

>>203789236
Not in the slightest
It's called bulking and it's ALL muscle
You, on the other hand, are Indian

>>203789230
>>nhs workers

LMAO

>In his letter to Ms Reeves, BMA pensions committee chairman Dr Vishal Sharma also said: “After many years of doctors being left with little option but to take action, such as reducing their workload or leaving the NHS entirely, to mitigate the disproportionate impact of pension tax policy, the last thing that the NHS needs is further detrimental changes.”

Literally doctors saying fuck the NHS if you raid my NHS pension

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Civil service wankers love they deep state shenanigans

yeah 4 letters definitely need a line break either side

NIGGAS GETTIN BICKY UH

>>203789288
Yeah alright man sure
Reminder to clean your disgusting rapeshack before mummy comes over and grounds you again

>>203789200
It's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland actually

>>203789320
LMAO

HOLD

THE

L

FAGGOT

is 3 in the morn too late to get a tuna scranwich happening lads?

>>203789298
the pension is one of the few good things about working for the NHS

Reddit spacing

>>203789341
FOLYC

>>203789293
Really weird culture around these sorts of webcomics they all have the same shit and never any punchlines or jokes. Always glorifying the worst parts of human nature

>>203789343
late enough to be early

>>203789344
Yeah well Rachel Reeves is about to make sure that's not the case.

>>203789367
They are Russian disinfo to radicalise the youth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Y6nnZtrj4
*enters /brit/*

>>203789343
id only bother if you had really nice bread like a baguette or something. otherwise dont bother. just wait till morning and then go out and buy a baguette

>>203788560
>>203788602
Wow breathtaking

>>203789358

SMD

BONG

LMAO

feelin a bit supersonic

>>203789298
>Literally doctors saying fuck the NHS if you raid my NHS pension
and you're surprised by this?

Rachel Seethes

It's meant to be black history month?

does something necessarily come from nothing?

>>203789390
Faguettes are just gay bread
Any fresh bread is peng, you don't NEED a cock-shaped bread for a tuna sarnie to be worthwhile

BROWN

HANDS

I know a girl called Elsa, she's into ALKA SELTER

aldishoptoil beckons

>>203789439
yeah? no such thing

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LOL

black swan month

>>203789439
Oh yeah forgot about that
Quick lads share your favourite Black Briton from history

>>203789326
The grantoids have finally finished after a year so now my homegym is finally completed and I can ROID
Mumberg got me a dogbert though so I might have to source ROIDS in another state like Nevada, heard it's easier to get them there and I might be able to get a prescription. Thailand might be off the books but that's alright, I'll be needing to buy land with car life while renting out this houseberg anyway. Brotherblatt might want to take over cause he works remote and makes bank

>>203789464
Strong suspicion these are gypsies.

>>203789460
going transpotting?

>>203789480
shakespeare

you best start believing in dystopias
you're in one

how often do you get captchas without a slider?
i just got one. nothing to align.

>203789490
Kill yourself boring incel faggot no one asked cares or believes you

>>203789516
You've done it now

>>203789464
Nothing police love more than arresting the victim of a crime

>>203789480
That man who played trumpet in the court of henry viii.

>>203789509
This. We're living in a scifi horror film

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>>203789528

>>203789516
only ever get Verification not required my (You) ratio is through the roof

>>203789445
you think about gay cocks a lot do you mate?

>>203789464
Why does this make me horny

>>203788755
>>203788634
>>203788602
goddamn man you got to source us, her hummusnewt account is gone

>>203789594
all I got
https://www.erome.com/a/tT583Bvu

Right lads post your favourite black Brit

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>>203789523
Get rekt DTFIC Indian

mad how much cat hair i hoovered up today

>>203789504
>just outside burnley on the way to bradford
Definitely

>>203789618
For me, it’s Trent Alexander-Arnold

>>203789619
Buried that incel freak

>>203789618
ainsley

>>203789618
Dizzee

>>203789650
>le crosses to no one man

>>203789464
here is the proper way: do nothing and just watch
https://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1849175276942491849#m

Mad how I wasted so much time trying to code the physics of my game and failing when using the blueprints only took my like 30 minutes to make the core aspect of my game
I blame chatGPT

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>>203789618
Denzil

>>203789618
Dave Benson-Phillips

>>203789618
dark destroyer obviously

>yeah bit more like handjobs rimmer though
enjoyed this

>>203789464
No fucking shit he was arrested.
Why are members of the public so insistent on becoming some sort of martyr where every successive government in the past 100 has made it clear they only want to strengthen the power of the state and turn us into crypto-slaves?

>>203789464
>Speaking to the newspaper, Hornby's mum said: 'They were frightened to death. Absolutely terrified. The pair of them have nearly fallen off the quad bike'.

>She said the events had left her upset, and baffled as to why the farmer had reacted in such an extreme way instead of just calling the police.
Pretty sure because the police would have done fuck all

>203789619
Kill yourself boring incel faggot no one asked cares or believes you

>>203789700
>most assists by a defender in Premier League history

Erm

>>203789200
>The name “Canada” likely comes from the Huron-Iroquois word “kanata,” meaning “village” or “settlement.”
Quiet syrup boy.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/203768062/#203770226

schizo al mountain

DTFIC melty

>>203789689
He's finished, lol
What a seething monglet

>>203789618
craig charles

Don't encourage the American rape schizo

>>203789823
Cultured

cream crackered

>>203789642
is that really known for being a gypsy hotspot? id heard that before about the area around accrington but towards bradford youve got places like worsthorne and hebden bridge which are theoretically "nice"
what are other gypsy hotspots?

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ello chaps

>>203789916
alri

>>203789931
report and ignore off-topic spamming avatarfags

>DTFIC having another hours long meltdown over a /cum/ personality he has stalked for years that nobody here knows or cares about

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>>203789823

>>203789916
hello nigga

Did the man kick the ball?

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alri

>>203789962
not yet

>>203789949
don't tell me what to do, cunt, suck ya mum

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>>203789959
wagwan me lad
https://youtu.be/2QcCFcaSXCs

>>203789957
Look at ye, postin cringe

Why don’t chippies sell battered salmon? Bet it would be peng

I've come up with an amazing idea for a neopagan pantheon of Olympian gods

We'll just use people from ancient times as avatars of different concepts and beliefs
For example Hypatia is the goddess of knowledge and education, Alexander the Great is the god of war and strategy, Socrates is the god of philosophy and thought, Pythagoras is the god of mathematics, etc...
This new pantheon of gods can please pagans as well as atheists, the only ones who would be angry would be the christcucks and other idiots who believe in an omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient god

>>203789980
>he's missing the titanic clash between Vikingur Reykjavik and Cercle Brugge

lockheed martin more like cockpeed fartin

>>203790009
just bring salmon there and ask them to batter it for you

>>203790009
I love salmon but that sounds rank

Post your favourite Blacked brit

>>203790009
sounds grim

>>203790011
neopagan's would find things problematic about most of them. then people would spend all their time debating about why X is a better choice of god than Y.

>>203790009
Expensive. Monk fish now...

>>203790009
>battered salmon
England doesn't have salmon

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https://youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk

Lads, did I really need to hear that?

Imagine if that farmer had bummed those pikey youth trespassers in his barn
Had them hogtied next to each other just going to town on them one after the other and then back again

just got in bed
cant remember why
dont think i was going to wank

>>203790062
*OPPOSTROFY NOT ENTENDED OK!?

>>203790098
whats that shit in the shops with salmon written on it then? stupid twat

>>203790106
womfy

y'all niggas still crawling into bed to have a wank

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>>203789956
Kek
Based
He's done in

>>203790127
Salmon from Scotland or Norway

>>203790140
based bouldering wanker

>>203790009
that'll be £30

>>203790155
scroteling

>>203790147
still in england though isn't it?

just got emojishamed

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>>203790147
check out this tune
https://youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk

just liked someone i know on hinge
aha bet shes mortified

>>203790011
That's just a Greco-Roman version of the Eddas.
People had all these arguments 2000 years ago, Neoplatonism or seeing all the gods as a reflection of a single concept of divinity won out in the end (before Christcucks took over)

>>203790183
good, send gifs

crime and banishment

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Can't apply for unemploidment early

(you) for the one who :kiss emoji:

got the big riffs on

5 anime girls shouting in indonesian directly into my eardrums

gary barlow

https://youtu.be/Yi8TS30N5sE

>>203790237
Vtube?

let's sit down and have a chat

the brothers kwabamazov

>>203790256
...yh

sparrowhawk back in the garden, sat on top of the bird table, cheeky cunt. had to tell him to fuck off

>>203790239
TODAY THIS COULD BE
THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES

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My favorite hooker got boob implants. It's OVER

I'm getting pushed to the limit by my lack of employment

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What if a UK grime artist made a grime album called Grime and Punishment

>>203790307
nobody would buy it because they all listen to other genres

*scrapes plaster on a wall for 8 hours*

that'll be £160 please :)

>>203790307
would be shit like all the other grime albums

Lad at work found out a guy was afraid of spiders so sent him a gif of spiders on teams

what if a yank made a post that wasn't shit

/int/ now has a fifteen minute wait for new cookies yet it has not received a moderator post regarding this

Very sad

>>203790299
push it to the limit

>>203790339
thats £20 an hour. very good rate

>>203789594
she deleted her account, got married, had kids, and his raising her white children now

>>203790339
good deal

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>>203790336
>>203790341
You don't get it
it's a play on words

It's hard to take serious PTSD adverts for soldiers now because of Palestine since far more children have been disabled there than in the UK's military since the second world war

Just silly

>>203790346
This the famous English banter I've heard so much about?

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>>203790357
monglad

>>203790357
It's stopped spam.
>>203790409
Never seen one of these.
>>203790411
The guy who sent it wasn't english but they guy who received it was.

no point being interested in women until they are interested in you like
can't flog a dead horse

The amount of women who have posted their tits and fanny online for the world to wank over expecting to make a bunch of money but receiving none must be staggering at this point.

/int/ more like b/int/ lol

Where does evil come from?

what do you mean "where"

from a human being

always a human being

and only a human being

a human being is a work-related

accident

of nature

an error

if humankind

disentangles

itself

from flora and fauna

the earth will regain

its beauty and lustre

nature its purity

and innocence

human beings are the only beings

who use words

which can serve as tools of crime

words that lie

wound infect

evil does not come from an absence

or out of nothingness

evil comes from a human being

and only a human being

we differ in thought - as Kant said -

and for that matter in being

from pure Nature

just turned the light on

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So cute UWU

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asmongold is my favourite american

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/182450500/#182452570

>>203790498
Shit post.
>>203790502
Incredible post.

>>203790505
look at her go, mum of the year

>>203790502
corr might do that

>>203790505
average aussie house pet

I am a chud. A chud.

>>203790465
Probably less than a hundred

Why are Brits obsessed with us?

>>203790465
and they'll be more next year

>>203789769
>why do the policemens job while the original populace is being put in gas chambers as Muhjadeeens are let go onto the street to fill up space in the chambers

if you brits dont do anything really soon, you're already dead

>>203790543
>posted in /brit/

how many of you have bought a pass after getting sick of waiting 15 minutes?

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>>203790546

balck men

>>203790543
You're not that special

HE BLATT

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Reading incel literature

want a cat

>>203790543
>What. The fuck. A country which my country occupies and controls... Speaks about mine? That's insane

>>203790604
Yeah wunt mind sum pussy lol

>>203790595
interesting

>>203790603
Shite book that. Hated it

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I want to lick Emma Watson’s unwiped, pooey bum.

>>203790579
You only have to wait if you're posting on incognito mode

Had a really good post in my head but had to wait 900 seconds to post it and now I've forgotten it

>>203790635
FONT

>>203790645
happened too many times already

>>203790645
>>203790645
Stop evading bans

>>203790406
OH WOW REALLY I HAD NO IDEA

>>203790645
it's time to buy a pass

>>203790645
was it "poo"?

>>203790645
the worst is having a cracking post when you are out or just waking up and then being hit with the 900 seconds
>>203790658
I don't get banned, I just clear cookies constantly (browse privately)

>>203790671
Hey 190

>no 15 minute wait
>no captcha
>30 second cooldown

what ISN'T there to love about the 4chan pass?

>>203790705
>no 15 minute wait
>no captcha
ktim

Don't have a pass and haven't seen a single thing about waits. Still posting as normal. Don't know what you're all talking about desu

Just confirm your email you runts.

>>203790705
Spainaki

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>>203790649
This is incel lit

What if there was a board where it was 1gbp per post

what do you do when a girl comes crawling back to you after blocking you when her relationship is over? obviously you can validate her, but how do you get more power in this situation? tempted to reply because I didn't mind the fwb situation

>>203790753
It would be empty

never going to give hiroshimoot money, just not gonna haha

>>203790705
>giving money to 4chan while they play porno and malware ads and never clean up their website
>giving your personal information to 4chan so they can share your posts and probably sell all of them anyway one day to come Chinese company

Imagine this

>>203790764
You hold all of the cards if you really don’t care. Have her to pass some time and fuck her; don’t take it seriously

>>203790753
diego talking to himself all day
just like fridays on birt

>>203790777
just use some of those worthless shitcoins you bought two years ago that will do nothing

>>203790658
My browser deletes cookies on exit

>>203790764
ask her for money

>>203790806
Well turn that off then

>>203790796
>pay with bitcoin
>use a throwaway email

>>203790813
Timmy’s offspring killed

>>203790838
New

>>203790844
fucked it